Archive for the ‘bikini’ Category

Holly Madison’s 2010 Calendar

Just got a hold of some promo shots of Holly Madison's 2010 calendar that, honestly, I'm only posting because I'm convinced her asscrack has magical powers. Sure, it might be digitally enhanced and crafted by a surgeon in Beverly... ...read full story


Pamela Anderson is classy and other news

- Ivanka Trump is engaged. Great. Now where am I going to find a young, billionaire sugar mama with awesome breasts? Even if Donald makes another baby today, I'll be almost 50 by the time's it 18 which means... ...read full story


Terrence Howard is a consummate photographer

Terrence Howard brought his girlfriend Zulay Henao with him to the Ischia Film & Music Global Fest in Italy where he spent today blatantly photographing her ass in a bikini. You know who could learn something from this? Those... ...read full story


Ines Sastre in a swimsuit

Here's Spanish actress/model Ines Sastre on the beach in Marbella Tuesday. You may remember her from such films as Par-delà les nuages and Estela Canto, un amor de Borges which was practically the Spanish version of The Dark Knight.... ...read full story


AnnaLynne McCord can only act in a bikini

Here's AnnaLynne McCord, Jessia Lowndes and Jessica Stroup on the set of 90210 Tuesday, and why is it that AnnaLynne is always the one in a bikini? Are the Jessicas' characters supposed to be dudes? Because, honestly, that's the... ...read full story


Jayde Nicole in a lettuce bikini

Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole wore a bikini made of lettuce while handing out free veggie dogs on Capitol Hill today to help PETA celebrate National Veggie Dog Day which I guarantee was invented two days ago in... ...read full story


Denise Richards sunbathing topless

Finally Denise Richards has realized what she needs to do to keep her career on life support. Here she is sunbathing topless while filming her reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated. Granted, these aren't the highest quality shots, never... ...read full story


Nicole Richie in a bikini

Because pregnant women wearing bikinis seems to be a theme I can't escape for the life of me, here's Nicole Richie and Joel Madden on the beach in Malibu Sunday. Nothing like keeping a streak going, even if it's... ...read full story


Ali Landry in a bikini

Remember when former Miss USA Ali Landry was the Doritos Girl back in 1998? Yeah, me neither. But notice how that didn't stop me from posting these pics of her in a bikini in Malibu yesterday. The Superficial: Maybe... ...read full story


Hayden Panettiere’s GQ bikini pics

Hayden Panettiere poses for the August issue of GQ in a bikini and aviator glasses ala Tom Cruise in Top Gun which is adorable considering either of them could pilot a housefly should the mood strike them. Photos: GQ... ...read full story


Monica Cruz in a bikini

Penelope Cruz's sister Monica was spotted vacationing in Ibiza on Thursday, and I can't help but wonder, who's the more famous Cruz sister? And I know what you're thinking "C'mon, Penelope dated Tom Cruise and was up for an... ...read full story


Kendra Wilkinson in a bikini

Because it's apparently Pregnant Chicks in Bikinis Day on The Superficial, here's newlywed Kendra Wilkinson in St. Lucia. I'd like to think I'm a better person for posting women engaged in the beautiful miracle of reproduction instead of the... ...read full story


Laetitia Casta might be pregnant

What better way to start a Friday morning? Here's French supermodel Laetitia Casta in Tuscany yesterday. Don't ask me what compelled me to post these, but I'm pretty sure I just cut my readership in half. Or doubled it...... ...read full story


Stephanie Pratt in a swim.. thing

Sorry for the late start, folks. Whatever wizardry that lets me post to the site decided to shit the bed this morning, so here's Stephanie Pratt in San Diego yesterday wearing some sort of swimwear. If it's supposed to... ...read full story


Demi Moore in a bikini

These are shots of Demi Moore vacationing in the Caribbean on Monday and anyone else think her face looks like Olive Oyl from Popeye in the second shot? Don't get me wrong, she has the best body every dime... ...read full story


Mena Suvari in a bikini

Here's Mena Suvari in Los Cabos yesterday with her boyfriend Simone Sestito. She's still a celebrity, right? Yes? No? You're gonna let it slide because somehow her midget frame supports her ass in a manner that suggests sorcery? Works... ...read full story