Archive for the ‘Dirt’ Category

Kim Kardashian Makes Up ‘No Jewelry Policy’ For New House

You hear that, you Parisian jewelry thieves?! THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE!!

Paris Hilton Is Engaged to That Guy Who’s Not a Billionaire

Actor Chris Zylka is practically a hobo compared to her other former fiancés.

Good Morning, Iggy Azalea’s Giant Cold Sore

What a pleasant suprprise, so nice of you to stop by!

Today’s Links Brought to You by Whatever Is on Meghan Markle’s Head

I think it's a gourmet chocolate... or a poop hat. Could go either way.

Lewis Hamilton Told His Nephew He Was “Weird” for Wearing a Dress

Shaming a little boy for wearing a princess dress in front of millions on Snapchat... What could go wrong?

Izabel Goulart and Kevin Trapp Are Both Better Looking Than You

I probably ate half of an 18 pound turkey yesterday while these two did supermodel stuff on a Caribbean beach, so yes... I do have self-confidence issues.

Paris Hilton Built a Night Club in Her House

This koala thinks it looks like a tacky Tim Burton nightmare but he's too much of a pussy to say anything to her face.

Hugh Hefner Isn’t Giving Inheritance to Kids Without Sobriety Test

The Playboy fortune, built on hookers and blow, is not to be spent on... hookers and blow.

Maria Hering’s Flotation Devices Seem to Work Well

In case of emergency, take your face and place them between the flotation devices and go "BLURARURUAR" like a motor boat. ... Ah, man. We're havin' fun today.

Amber Heard and Elon Musk Are Billion Dollar Banging Again

I guess Amber Heard changed her mind and decided to re-secure her spot on that doomsday space rocket... yes, that's a double entendre.

Scott Disick Just Made Christmas Really Weird for Lionel Richie

Scott Disick is giving off some Marky Mark in Fear vibes nowadays.

Some People Want to Cancel Matt Damon’s Cameo in ‘Ocean’s 8′

Matt Damon thinks there is a sexual harassment spectrum with different levels of badness — BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!

Val Fit ‘The Nike Girl’ Makes a Crappy Sandcastle

If you even want to call it a sandcastle... honestly it's more of a sand-gloo.

Khloe Kardashian Wants You to Know She’s Actually Pregnant

We knew this months ago, but whatever... nothing matters anymore.

Lauren E. Hubbard Slangin’ Bikini Selfies

It's an American tradition...

Justin Bieber Talking to Ex-Girlfriend About Jesus Lands Him in Doghouse

"Thou must spread the word of Christ to thine former booty calls." —Bieber 6:21