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Horseface vs. Tiny: Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels Go Nuclear on Twitter

No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, you probably don't need us to tell you that Donald Trump is not the sort of president we're accustomed to seeing in this country.

While previous leaders of the free world seemed primarily focused on leading the free world (booooring!) Trump has set his sights on continually raising the bar in terms of batsh-t insanity and further debasing America on the global stage.

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And today, the Donald struck a major blow against both human decency and dignity of his office when he celebrated his legal victory over his former mistress Stormy Daniels.

On Monday, a judge threw out Daniels' million dollar defamation lawsuit against Trump, and naturally, he felt the need to take a victory lap on Twitter.

Trump began by quoting a Fox News headline:

“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials [sic] lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees,'� he tweeted.

Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump Split

From there, Trump tossed in his own two cents, and man, did things get bonkers in a hurry:

"Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas," Trump wrote.

"She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!"

Yes, the President of the United States is now referring to his former mistress as Horseface.

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Never one to shy away from Donnie's trash talk, Daniels immediately went on the offensive.

And we're pretty sure her name should now be listed alongside Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth, because she just killed a president:

"Ladies and Gentlemen,  may I present your president," Stormy tweeted.

"In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self-control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny."

Stormy Daniels Smirks

Daniels has talked about Trump's penis before in the sort of graphic detail that will haunt our dreams for the rest of our days, but flat-out calling the dude "Tiny" in a public forum is an undeniable death blow.

Stormy went on to attack Trump on a subject that's even more sensitive than his penis size.

We're talking, of course, about his grammar:

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"I see someone finally made it to chapter 3," Daniels tweeted, referring to her recent memoir.

"Also, can someone please teach Tiny about correct punctuation? We already knew you're a con, though.  #triggeredhim #slowreader #commasarehard"

Yes, it seems Trump decided to celebrate his self-proclaimed victory over Daniels a bit prematurely.

Based on this latest exchange, it seems the adult film star and her attack dog lawyer won't be going away anytime soon.

Kim Kardashian: Ready to Leave Kanye Over MAGA Madness?

Perhaps you’ve spent the past 24 hours trapped under a rock in a remote forest with especially crappy wi-fi.

If so, we’d like to both congratulate you on your escape and warn you that your return to society is about to be made bittersweet, at best:

Yes, Kanye West paid a visit to the White House yesterday, and the ensuing madness made almost everything else Yeezy has done over the course of his bonkers career look downright quaint by comparison.

(Notice we said “almost.” Referring to slavery as “a choice” is still tough to top in terms of batsh-t insanity.) 

There are too many insane quotes to catalog here, but suffice it to say, Kanye said his MAGA hat makes him feel like Superman, which in turn makes him want to play catch with his 2-year-old son.

He then referred to himself as a crazy motherf–ker and basically admitted that he didn’t vote for Hillary because she’s a woman.

He capped the whole thing off by coming around the president’s desk and hugging him, while Trump did that crossed arms, half smile thing he does when he’s experiencing an emotion other than anger at the poors or anger at “the elites.” 

“I tell you what, that was pretty impressive. That was quite something,” Trump said in response to Yeezus’ sermon, proving that the whole thing was a bit much even for the most effective agent of chaos the nation has ever known.

Of course, we all knew Trump would blow a bunch of smoke up his new buddy’s ass. 

No surprise there.

The reaction we’re really interested in is that of Kanye’s long-suffering wife, Kim Kardashian.

According to a new report from Radar Online, Kim was “horrified” by her husband’s Oval Office tirade.

An insider tells the site that the mother of three no longer feels safe in her own home and “has been getting threats” ever since the rant went viral.

“It has come to the point where she feels unsafe and fears for her safety and that of the kids,” the source adds.

Rumors of Kim and Kanye getting divorced have been circulating for years, but they’ve never seemed more credible than right now.

Sources describe the marriage as “extremely strained,� noting that Kanye is moving to Chicago soon, and Kim has no plans to follow him.

“She just cannot handle another breakdown,� one insider says.

We can’t blame her for feeling stressed, but it’s important to point out that Kanye made a good point or two amidst all that nonsense.

“There’s a lot of things that affect our mental health that make us do crazy things,” West opined at one point.

To be fair, we can’t think of a single statement that more accurately encapsulates life in 2018.

It’s just the sort of thing we wish he had tweeted instead of shouting to a bunch of reporters in the Oval Office while Kid Rock stood in the foyer waiting to offer his two cents.

Jay Z & Beyonce to Kanye West: It’s Us or Trump!

In case you somehow weren't aware, Kanye West is a card-carrying, red hat wearing, verbal vomit-spewing member of MAGA Nation.

Outside of a Russian billionaire whose investment portfolio is made up entirely of coal mines, McDonald's franchises, and XXS glove manufacturers, it's impossible to imagine anyone who might love Donald Trump more than Kanye does.

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Yeezy's outpourings of affection for the Donald have been relentless as of late, and not surprisingly, it seems members of his inner circle are growing bored of the routine.

West's wife, Kim Kardashian, has shown herself to have the patience of a freakin' saint in dealing with her husband's erratic behavior, but even she draws the line at dude saying slavery was "a choice."

But Kim has clearly made the decision to ride this one out and hope the old Kanye emerges from the Sunken Place sooner rather than later.

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The same can't be said for Ye's most high-profile friends.

Yes, the friendship between Kanye, Jay Z and Beyonce has always been fraught with tension, and it seems that these days the Carters have decided that West simply isn't worth it.

"They are outraged over Kanye’s recent political rants,� a source close to the situation tells Radar Online.

Beyonce and Jay Z at the Game

The insider went on to confirm that Bey and Jay feel the same about this situation as the rest of us:

“They think Kanye is a disgrace and is only doing this for attention,� the source says.

“Beyonce and Jay Z know that Kanye is seeing a future in politics, but they feel that they cannot associate themselves with them from this point forward.

Kim Kardashian, North West, and Kanye West in D.C.

And apparently, Kim has been lumped in with Kanye in the Carters' eyes:

"They want nothing to do with either one of them," says the insider.

We suppose we're a little sympathetic to Kim, but not very.

After all, you can't complain about the downsides of being married to an irate d-bag when you're benefitting from the ... well, we assume there must be some upside to being married to Kanye.

Donald Trump on Taylor Swift: Her Music Sucks!

Years ago, Taylor Swift released an album titled "Red."

Nevertheless, this beloved solo artist stunned the universe this week when she made her political opinion known for the first time in her professional life, revealing herself to be...

... a democrat!

Or at least to be supporting a pair of democrats in her home state of Tennessee: Phil Bredesen for Senate and Jim Cooper for House of Representatives.

Cooper is running against Marsha Blackburn, who Swift wrote on Instagram has a voting record in Congress that "appalls and terrifies me," explaining thusly:

"She voted against equal pay for women. She voted against the Reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act, which attempts to protect women from domestic violence, stalking, and date rape.

"She believes businesses have a right to refuse service to gay couples. She also believes they should not have the right to marry.

"These are not MY Tennessee values."

Asked about these comments on the White House lawn on Monday afternoon, President Trump said, sort of humorously:

“Let’s say that I like Taylor’s music about 25 percent less now."

He added more specifically:

"Marsha Blackburn is doing a very good job in Tennessee. She’s leading now substantially which she should.

"She’s a tremendous woman. I’m sure Taylor Swift doesn’t know anything about her."

Swift actually outlined her take in a very detailed, calm and fair manner.

But she's been pilloried by republicans nevertheless, of course.

They apparently think Kanye West is a well-educated political guru who should be listened to and respected when it comes to his opinion...

... but Swift is a vapid moron whose viewpoint she be scoffed at, naturally.

“So @taylorswift13 has every right to be political but it won’t impact election unless we allow 13 yr old girls to vote,” Mike Huckabee tweeted for instance. “Still with #MarshaBlackburn.”

Okay, but -- who wants to do the math for the former Governor and explain to him how old Taylor Swift fans who started following her after the release of her first album in 2006 are now?

WATCH TRUMP'S RESPONSE TO SWIFT IN THE VIDEO FEATURED HERE.

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Presidential Alert Sent to 225 Million Irritated Cell Phone Users

We don't often think this, but...

...thank goodness for social media.

On Wednesday, October 3, the first-ever test of the national Presidential Alert system meant that about 225 million individuals received a message from the White House.

It read as follows:

THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

Considering who lives in the White House these days, such a message sowed chaos, confusion, annoyance and fear across this great country.

But it also sowed some hilarious reactions on Twitter, many of which we've collected below...

1. Wait, What Was This?!?

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In the event of an actual emergency, the Presidential Alert will include information about the emergency and instructions for how to respond and stay safe. That's the idea behind these messages.

2. Here is the Alert

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If only Trump's admisitration was some kind of test, right? And not real life...

3. The Internet Reacts!

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4. U Up?

U up

5. Who Knew Trump was a Fan?

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6. I Did Not Ask for This

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Snoop Dogg: F–k Donald Trump and F–k Kanye West!!!

Rapper and gift to humanity Snoop Dogg has laid into Donald Trump before, verbally excoriating the man for his behavior and politics.

Now, Snoop is doubling down on that, and also giving Trump's supporters a piece of his mind.

Snoop is singling out one Trump supporter in particular: Kanye West.

Snoop Dogg Should Make More Videos

In an appearance on DJ Suss One’s SiriusXM, Snoop Dogg did not mince words.

Not when he spoke about Donald Trump, and not when he spoke about Trump's fans and supporters.

"F--k you," Snoop said to address any Trump supporters who might be listening.

"And," Snoop continued. "F--k him."

While many Americans may share that sentiment in one form or another, not everyone is willing to be so blunt.

Snoop Dogg on The View

Snoop made it clear that his ire extends to his fellow celebrities.

Snoop added: "Kanye, too."

"Don’t forget about him too," Snoop repeated. "F--k you too!"

As we mentioned, Snoop has excoriated Kanye for his bizarre support for Donald Trump in the past. Now, Snoop is doubling down on it.

"Throw him in the bag too," Snoop said in reference to Kanye. "Because he’s right there with the motherf--kers."

Kanye West as a Guest

Most of us vividly remember Kanye's multiple declarations of support for Donald Trump.

Earlier this year, Kanye had what many assumed was a mental breakdown, and began tweeting things that made little to no sense to his millions of followers.

"We are both dragon energy," Kanye said of Trump. "He is my brother."

The man who had declared in 2005 that George W. Bush had no compassion for black people or their well being seemed to have shifted his own priorities.

But Snoop had his own theory for why Kanye was seeing orange.

Donald Trump as Our POTUS

Snoop Dogg says that Kanye West needs a black woman to set him straight and to talk sense into him.

He says that Kim Kardashian humors Kanye too much when she should be influencing him to be a better, less self-sabotaging person.

Snoop believes that, were Kanye's late mother still among the living, Kanye would not have said and done the stupid things that have become a huge part of his brand for the past decade.

That means that Kanye would have voted in 2016 and would never have voiced or felt support for Trump.

Still, others say that perhaps Snoop is just making excuses for Kanye, just like the people who are saying that Kanye is mentally ill.

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Maybe Kanye isn't mentally ill and maybe he isn't lost without a black woman in his life. Maybe he's just ... bad.

And it sounds like Snoop may have come to that conclusion, because he is no longer suggesting things that Kanye needs.

A simple "f--k you" may be what Kanye deserves -- at least, that seems to be how Snoop feels.

Unlike many people, who walk on eggshells while discussing Trump's supporters but are perfectly blunt when discussing Trump, Snoop isn't making allowances for "economic anxiety."

If you support Trump, Snoop has made it very clear where you stand in his eyes.

Donald Trump: My Big, Beautiful Dong Bears No Resemblance to Fungus of Any Kind!

Like millions of Americans, you may have logged into social media yesterday and found yourself perplexed by the day's trending topics.

Mushrooms? Mario Kart? Toad?! Why were so many of your fellow citizens taking a sudden interest in fungal delicacies and iconic characters from Nintendo racing games?

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Perhaps it was at that point that you dug a little deeper and found yourself burdened with a mental image that will remain with you for the rest of your days and prevent you from ever laying eyes on the Rainbow Road or a pan of roasted chanterelles without throwing up in your mouth a little.

Yes, the whole world now knows that Donald Trump's penis is a stunted, misshapen thing that bears an unfortunate resemblance to a mushroom.

And not just any mushroom, mind you, but the bulbous motorist below, who will now be forever associated with the world's most unsightly dick ... as well as the misshapen genitals that seem to have made that dick so insecure. Zing!

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The whole situation is funny and extremely sad, sort of like a Louis C.K. special watched in the context of 2018.

And it comes to us courtesy of our new Queen of All Media, Ms. Stormy Daniels.

In an excerpt from her aptly titled new book, Full Disclosure, the adult film star-turned-whistleblower described the presidential wang thusly:

“He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.�

Stormy Daniels Up Close

In case she hadn't already made it abundantly clear that the Donald didn't exactly rock her world, Daniels added:

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f-cked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart ... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had.�

Obviously, that description doesn't thoroughly jibe with the image of the cuck-trampling supreme MAGA-monster that the president likes to convey to his supporters.

So it should come as no surprise that Trump has been in non-stop tantrum mode ever since Daniels' excerpts went public:

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“Donald is absolutely livid about Stormy Daniels‘ description of his penis and bedroom performance,� a source close to the president tells Hollywood Life.

“He prides himself on his manhood, and he’s furious that he’s been made into this figure of ridicule. He can’t stand being mocked like this.�

"He’s kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place though,� the source explains.

“He’s constantly denied having any kind of sexual relationship with Stormy, so he has to be careful how he retaliates, as not to go against his past denials. But, he wants to hit back hard.�

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The insider says Trump's team has warned him against responding to Daniels' allegations via Twitter, but apparently, the Donnie wranglers are aware that they're essentially dealing with an enraged middle-schooler who just suffered the ultimate locker room embarrassment:

“But you never know with Donald, he’s a loose cannon and doesn’t follow advice from anybody,� says the source.

In other words, expect a tweet about Donnie's dong within the next 24 hours.

Unfortunately, for Trump, pretty much the only way he could convince the world that Stormy is lying is by getting Little Donald ready for his close-up and posting a pic for his millions of followers.

In other words, he'd have to pull a Weiner in more ways than one.

Stormy Daniels Writes at Length About Donald Trump’s "Unusual Penis"

Stormy Daniels is coming ... out with a new book.

The strong and proud porn star has penned "Full Disclosure," a memoir that mostly details her affair with Donald Trump.

The affair took place prior to Trump being elected President and Daniels writes in the book that she was in literal shock as Trump continued to win primary after primary in 2016.

But who really cares about her political opinions, right?

We know you're all here to read what Daniels had to say about sex with Trump, and we promise:

She does not let you down.

Consider yourself warned and then click through the following photos and slides to see to whom Stormy Daniels compares the President of the United States.

1. Wait, Stormy Daniels Wrote a Book?

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Yes. Does this really come as a surprise? It will reportedly tell her "whole story for the first time" and it will be available for purchase on October 2.

2. Who is Stormy Daniels Again?

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Here's a quick refresher: Daniels slept with Trump in 2006. She says they only had this one sexual encounter, but that she kept in touch with Trump for several years afterward. One month before the 2016 Presidential Election, Trump has admitted to paying Daniels $130,000 in exchange for her silence over the affair.

3. HOWEVER...

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Trump never signed this non-disclosure agreement and says he won't be enforcing it and Daniels has been talking openly about their affair.

4. Oh, and Trump May Have Committed a Campaign Finance Violation with This Payment

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It seems like he almost definitely did so. But that isn't the point right now.

5. What IS the Point Right Now?

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Explicitly, how Daniels described the President's unit. She gets into GROSS detail about it in this book. Are you ready to read it? Are you certain?

6. Okay. Here It Is:

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"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…"
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Donald Trump Warns of "Tremendously Wet" Hurricane Florence

Donald Trump doesn't just have the best words, people.

He also has the best weather forecasts.

On Wednesday, with a massive hurricane named Florence bearing down on the United States (specifically South Carolina and North Carolina), the President spoke to reporters from the Oval Office.

The Commander-in-Chief wanted to make it clear that this is a dangerous storm and so he warned residents of the aforementioned states to evacuate as soon as possible.

Why?

Because the impending storm s "tremendously big and tremendously wet."

Even better/more hilarious/nausea-inducing?

The way Trump emphasized the word wet, as if he was making a surprising and profound point.

Check out the video featured on this page to see what we mean.

On Wednesday night, Hurricane Florence was downgraded to a Category 2 storm, yet it is still considered an extremely dangerous event that could hit the East Coast with an historic surge.

And Trump seems... excited about this prospect.

He's been using it all week to brag about FEMA and the readiness of the federal government to handle such a gigantic hurricane.

"We are completely ready for hurricane Florence, as the storm gets even larger and more powerful. Be careful!" Tweeted Trump a couple hours ago.

"Hurricane Florence is looking even bigger than anticipated. It will be arriving soon. FEMA, First Responders and Law Enforcement are supplied and ready. Be safe!" he wrote before that.

There was also the time this week when he conjured up a grade for his administration and also insulted an American territory:

"We got A Pluses for our recent hurricane work in Texas and Florida (and did an unappreciated great job in Puerto Rico, even though an inaccessible island with very poor electricity and a totally incompetent Mayor of San Juan).

"We are ready for the big one that is coming!"

This is our President, ladies and gentlemen.

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Omarosa Drops NEW Donald Trump Tape: Listen Here!

We're very sorry to report that Omarosa Manigault-Newman has not left the spotlight.

Not yet, at least.

And not any time soon, we're guessing.

The former Apprentice contestant, who became a White House official, who was then fired from her post and is now a best-selling artist peddling a book about the mental instablity of Donald Trump, appeared on The View Monday morning.

She came equipped with two things:

1. A new secret recording she made while an admistration employee.

2. Some very strong feelings on the President.

"When Donald Trump got bored, which was very often because his attention span is very short, he would sometimes try and figure out what meetings were happening in the White House and he would crash those meetings," Omarosa says in the video featured here.

She said as much in order to set up the aforementioned recording.

In it, President Trump is meeting with members of his communications team and saying that Hillary Clinton was actually the candidate who conspired with the Russians during the 2016 election.

He has said this in public many times, of course.

I think Hillary is getting killed now with Russia," Trump says in this recording, which is just the latest of many Omarosa has released.

The real Russia story is Hillary and collusion. Somebody told me, Hope, you told me it was $9 million they spent on the phony report.

Also of note in this appearance, Omarosa says Clinton was "robbed" of the presidency, something she admits to being "complicit" in facilitating.

"I discovered Donald Trump was an arsonist trying to burn down this country and in some way I was complicit in handing him matches and giving him more fuel for his fires," she said, adding:

"At some point you have to stop a toxic relationship. I regret that I was so complicit.

"Hillary Clinton was robbed and I was a co-conspirator in that robbery. I will regret that for the rest of my life ... [helping] this con man get into office."

Better late than never to make this confession... we guess?

In her book, Omarosa GOES OFF on pretty much everyone related to Trump.

In this clip, though, her target is just the President himself.

Check it out now.

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Michael Moore Blames Donald Trump Presidency on … Gwen Stefani

Before the days of Rudy Giuliani saying "Truth isn't truth," Donald Trump was a reality star. So what prompted him to run for office?

Michael Moore has a theory, and he shared it while promoting his new film on Trump.

Moore says that the blame for Trump's run for office can ulimately be laid at the feet of ... Gwen Stefani. What?!

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In a lengthy interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Michael Moore shares his curious theory about what heralded our current political nightmare.

While it's a bit of an oversimplification to blame Gwen Stefani ... he basically blames Gwen Stefani.

See, Gwen was getting paid more to be a coach on The Voice than Trump was for starring on The Apprentice. Both shows were on NBC.

Moore's theory is that Trump staged that first, infamous political rally as a stunt to remind NBC of his value as an entertainer.

And here we are in 2018, where every day is steeped in misery and dread. Is this all Gwen's fault?

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"He'd been talking about running for president since 1988," Moore tells The Hollywood Reporter.

Trump spoke of the idea, like anyone who always believes that they could do better, Moore says, "but he didn't really want to be president."

"There's no penthouse in the White House," Moore explains.

Presidents work relentlessly at hours that they seldom get to choose. They are under constant scrutiny and carry the weight of the world on their shoulders.

"And," Moore adds. "He doesn't want to live in a black city" like Washington D.C.

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"He was trying to pit NBC against another network," Moore summarizes.

Moore says that all that Trump wanted was a little more money and attention, "but it just went off the rails."

Trump's stunt, if Moore is correct about his intentions, backfired disastrously.

While any hefty dose of anti-immigration rhetoric is going to be exciting to racists, Trump referring to Mexican immigrants as "rapists" was too openly hateful.

NBC severed their ties with Trump, leaving him without a show ... but with crowds of enthusiastic fans who clung to his every word.

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Obviously, Gwen Stefani is not actually to blame for our current existential misery.

Of course she was being paid more for her role on The Voice -- she's a huge star.

Trump was, at the time, just a famous buffoon whom most people didn't consider to be a political figure at all unless they remembered his "birther" antics.

In fact, it was smart of him to secure the regular salary of a reality series. That's a good idea for anyone who is famously terrible at running a business.

This also isn't NBC's fault. Cutting ties with him after his racist comments was the right thing to do. Unfortunately, too much of the electorate did not feel the same way.

Our Actual President

Trump is not Gwen's fault. The Trump Regime is the fault of Donald Trump, of the society that paved the way for him, and of everyone who voted for him.

Moore's theory may also ignore that Trump had apparently been plotting this since 2012, even registering trademarks in the buildup to his 2015 announcement.

Notably, Trump's trip to Russia is believed by many to have helped to fuel his desire to run for office.

Moore may be right in that Trump never planned to win, but we're not sure that Gwen's salary was the impetus that he believes it to be.

As always, however, Michael Moore's perspective is an interesting one to hear, even if you do not agree with him.

Mistress Ruins Trump Exec’s Wedding; World Points and Laughs

All over the country, wedding season is coming to a close, and like millions of Americans, you may have watched some giddy young couple tie the knot sometime in the past few months.

You may have even witnessed something truly unforgettable in the form of a drunk aunt toppling into a three-tier cake or some other memorable blooper.

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But you've probably never in your life laid eyes on anything quite as cringe-inducing as the nuptials of Brianna Ehland and Cory Perlson.

So who are these grinning WASPs and why should you care about their wedding?

Well, Brianna is an executive at the Trump Organization, and Cory is described in the press only as a "trust-funder," which means both of them are wealthy despite contributing nothing of value to humanity.

Anyway, Ehland and Perlson tied the knot over the weekend, but they probably won't be eager to go into a lot of detail when discussing the big day with their future children.

Ehlund and Perlson

You see, Perlson (allegedly) spent the summer banging a Vegas bottle waitress named Mayra Angel.

And it seems his (alleged) mistress was less than thrilled to find that her summer fling had a fiancee waiting at home the whole time.

Basically, it's the plot of the movie Sideways but with less wine, more money, and some hilarious ties to the Trump administration.

Instead of bashing Perlson in the face with a motorcycle helmet, however, Angel took a more surgical approach with a little help from the 21st century's great equalizer -- social media.

The Perlsons

Taking to Instagram, Mayra posted photographic evidence of the (alleged) affair on Instagram using the apt handle @a.summer.affair.

The account has since been taken down by Instagram admins, but Angel took steps to ensure the maximum amount of damage to Perlson's reputation.

She even getotagged the pics with the wedding location, Oheka Castle on Long Island, so that every guest seeking to upload their own selfies would be confronted by evidence of the groom's (alleged) cheating.

A lawyer for Perlson claims Angel has been hit with a restraining order, but apparently, that's news to her.

Brianna and Cory

“I have not been presented with anything of the sort," she tells The New York Post, adding:

“I have not done anything illegal whatsoever. Nothing I have said has been false information, nor did I try to extort Cory at any point.”

Sadly, Brianna went through with the vows, anyway, but we guess that's not terribly surprising.

Infidelity in the Trump Organization is probably considered about as scandalous as a football pool in your office.

Kim Kardashian Takes Up New Cause, Meets Again with Donald Trump

Kim Kardashian is a woman on a mission.

And, for once, that mission does NOT involve taking her clothes off and/or shilling for some kind of unhealthy weight loss supplement.

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That's the last time we'll mock Kim in this post because we really do need to tip our proverbial hat to her ongoing efforts to work on criminal justice reform in America.

Yes, Kim Kardashian has become a prominent voice when it comes to criminal justice reform in America.

As you let that sink in, we'll remind readers that Kardashian successfully lobbied Trump to release Alice Johnson from prison in June.

The former sex tape star met with President Trump in the oval office (below) and advocated for the release of Johnson, a woman from Alabama who had already served 21 years behind bars for a drug offense.

He really understood, and I am very hopeful that this will turn out really positively," Kim said later of her meeting with the perpetually horny Commander-in-Chief.

Kardashian later said she was naked when she talked to Trump one time, which was a weird thing to say.

Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump

But this all brings us to Wednesday morning.

According to TMZ and other sources, Kim flew overnight from Los Angeles to D.C. and once again sat down with the President today, this time to discuss Chris Young, a manwho is serving a life sentence in Tennessee for cocaine and marijuana possession.

He is 30 years old and has been behind bars for about a decade so far.

Appearing this week on Jason Flom's Wrongful Conviction podcast, Kim said the following about Young, who was arrested in 2010:

When I was talking to Chris Young, who's in prison [and] has sickle cell anemia...

So, he's had to have a few surgeries and he's been in a medical facility for a few years, and he goes back into the maximum-security prison where lifers have to go.

And he's had a perfect record.... He was saying, 'I can stay out of trouble in here, but going in there there's stabbings, there's this. And if you're near that you can get in trouble so easily.'

He just didn't want to get caught up in a situation that had nothing to do with him, but could very much have.

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No matter what you think of Kim and her relatives, this is an admirable effort and cause.

Many activisits out there have been working on prison reform and have attempted to bring attention to how drug offenses disproportionately affect people of color.

But few have the platform that Kardashian possesses.

Wouldn't it be amazing if she really started using it for reasons that go beyond promoting her own beauty products?

"It's scary when you have a minor drug charge but then you get life and you're stuck in this crazy maximum-security prison with murderers and people [like that]," Kim added on this podcast.

"It's a completely different environment than the environment that he's so used to."

Kim Kardashian in Tight Yellow

In her White House meeting today, Kim also sat with Jared Kushner, Van Jones and Judge Kevin Sharp, who sentenced Young.

Said Press Secretary Hogan Gidley:

"Today at the White House, members of the Administration are hosting a listening session about the clemency process. The discussion is mainly focused on ways to improve that process to ensure deserving cases receive a fair review."

Young was brought to Kardashian's attention by Buried Alive Project co-founder Brittany Barnett.

"Her and I have been in contact [about] Chris Young, who I'm working with now, and all these other people," Kardashian says.

"She really brings me people that [need help]. She really was backing Alice for years and helping Alice."

Two-Pump Trump: Stormy Daniels Says Prez Sucks in Bed, Wants to Bang Ivanka

As President of the United States, Donald Trump has a historically low job approval rating, having never once topped 50 percent.

According to adult film actress and frequent Trump foil Stormy Daniels, his performance in the sack also leaves a lot to be desired.

Stormy Daniels Smirks

In an interview published Tuesday in Vogue, Daniels - who famously alleges a 2006 tryst with Trump - opens up about their encounter.

Well, what little there was of it, anyway.

“How many details can you really give about two minutes?” she says, asked by the magazine to describe boning Trump.

When the interviewer asked if it was really just two minutes, Daniels wasn’t sure, adding: “Maybe. I’m being generous.”

Damn. That's gotta hurt, Donnie.

Donald Trump in West Virginia

We suppose it's not altogether shocking. Trump doesn't spend much time working nowadays, prefering to watch TV and use Twitter.

Two minutes is an eternity for him to pay attention to anything, and living such a sad, lonely sedentary lifestyle can't be good for virility.

In any case, the porn star - who is famously suing Trump and his lawyer Michael Cohen - has never shied away from calling him out.

Their affair, which allegedly took place after a celebrity golf tournament, and not long after he married Melania, was ... boring, she says.

Stormy Daniels in a Jersey

“It was textbook generic,” she said of the sexual experience. “It wasn’t like, ‘Oh my God, I love you.’ He wasn’t like Fabio or anything.”

Regarding Trump’s relationship with Melania, Daniels says that Trump told her not to worry about his life ... well, that aspect of it.

One thing Trump loves to talk about is his hot daughter Ivanka, to whom he likened Stormy. That's gotta be flattering ... or creepy.

"He bragged about his daughter [Ivanka] quite a bit though. He was very proud of her, which is nice," Stormy recalls.

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"He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, someone beautiful and smart like his daughter,” Daniels added.

"I guess that’s a compliment.” 

This is a guy who mused about his other daughter Tiffany Trump's boobs when she was an infant, so it's something, alright.

Stormy claims that Trump was somewhat star-struck in meeting her, and even asked for an autograph after their encounter.

Dear Donnie, that was the least exciting 45 seconds of my life, but hey, it's tough without a condom. Love, Stormy xo

Stormy Daniels, Cleavage Selfie

The blowback from Trump's affair with Daniels has lasted a hell of a lot longer than he does in bed, as evidenced by last week.

His former lawyer, Cohen, now admits paying off Daniels in the weeks before the 2016 election to keep quiet about the affair.

Saying that he did so at the direction of Trump, Cohen pleaded guilty to felony charges and faces several years behind bars.

Daniels took a victory lap, and with the help of her ubiquitous lawyer Michael Avenatti, we're guessing it won't be her last.

Donald Trump Discusses Baby Tiffany Trump’s Future Breasts in Resurfaced Footage

Last week, the legendary host of The Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, Robin Leach, passed away at 76.

A clip of one of his old interviews, previously just a controversial footnote, has resurfaced in light of his passing because it is now very relevant.

In the clip that you're about to see, Trump discusses baby Tiffany Trump's legs and his hopes for her eventual breasts. Gross.

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In the video from more than two decades ago, the late Leach asked Donald Trump which features baby Tiffany had of his and which she had from her mother, Marla Maples.

This is not an uncommon question -- many people will point out that a baby has their father's eyes or their mother's ears or their grandfather's chin.

"Well," Trump replies. "I think she's got a lot of Marla. She's a really beautiful baby."

Trump then gets specific, saying: "She's, uh, she's got, uh, she's got Marla's legs."

Marla laughs -- some say that she laughs uncomfortably, here, but we have to be careful to not project.

Donald trump discusses baby tiffany

Trump continues, and this is where his comments go from awkward to controversial.

"We don't know whether she's got this part yet," he says.

This is when he gestures to his chest, miming a pair of breasts while discussing a literal baby who is also his daughter.

"But," Trump concludes. Time will tell."

That is certainly not the worst thing that Donald Trump has ever said, or even the worst thing that he has ever said on camera. But ... that's not saying much, is it?

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As the Trump campaign reared its ugly head, his past comments resurfaced, including that infamous video.

But, in a 2016 interview with Inside Edition, Robin Leach actually defended Trump -- or, at least, condemned his critics.

"I think it’s an overreaction to be really honest," Leach said. "And I think that it’s just the piling on of those that dislike Donald."

Some would say that comments like this are part of the reason for which people dislike Trump.

Leach continued: "You’ve triggered a thought that I should send him a note saying, ‘Sorry I asked the question 22 years ago. How ridiculous they dig it up now.’"

That would be a very strange apology. Generally, past controversies are fair game for politicians running for the most important office on the planet.

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During the election, Trump's comments were played and then mocked on a number of late night comedy shows, including The Daily Show With Trevor Noah.

"He could have said anything," Noah pointed out at the time. "And he went with legs and possibly boobs."

Pointing out that there were much better answers, Noah said: "We would have accepted pretty much any other body part."

"We know for sure that there’s no female too small for Trump not to reduce her to her body parts," Noah lamented.

"I don’t even think that Trump was trying to be funny or provocative," Noah assessed. "It just clearly shows that it’s an impulse for him."

That pretty much sums it up.

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It does seem that Donald Trump thinks of women as little more than the sum of whichever physical attributes of theirs he can sexualize.

That said, some have jokingly defended Trump's words -- saying that the clip shows him speaking more favorably about Tiffany than he has about her since beginning his campaign.

Unlike Ivanka, whom Trump praises to a degree that many Americans consider "creepy," he has had very little to say about Tiffany.

It has been pointed out that, though he has tweeted plenty about Ivanka, he has tweeted more about that one time Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson than he has about Tiffany.

But though it's unfortunate that Robin Leach's legacy includes him having defended Trump, he may have a point.

How much of the visceral disgust that people feel for Trump would they feel if someone they'd never heard of made those unnervingly sexual comments about their daughters?

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John McCain Takes Final Jab at Donald Trump from the Grave

On Saturday afternoon, over a year since he was diagnosed with a rare form of brain cancer, John McCain died at the age of 81.

In the wake of his passing, notes of sorrow, admiration and consolation poured in from across the political spectrum, as perhaps no Senator has ever been more widely respected than McCain, a former prisoner of war.

But there was one person who was noticably absent from this wave of heartelt mourning...

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... President Donald Trump.

The Commander-in-Chief reportedly nixed a proposal by The White House to issue a lengthy statement after McCain's death, one that ran through his impressive list of accomplishments and referred to him as a "hero."

(Trump has famously quipped on more than one occasion that McCain is not a hero because he was got captured in battle.)

Instead, the President simply Tweeted the following:

"My deepest sympathies and respect go out to the family of Senator John McCain. Our hearts and prayers are with you!"

Some might say this was enough; others might say Trump didn't mention a single word about the man himself.

Donald J. Trump

At various times throughout the campaign trail over the past several months, Trump had also taken shots at McCain for casting the vote last summer that denied Republicans the chance to repeal Obamacare.

He encouraged crowds to boo a veteran and a politician who was dying of cancer.

On Monday morning, however, McCain got the final word in when it comes to this ongoing feud with the President.

In a moving tribute to America and its citizens, which was read to the public close friend Rick Davis, McCain pretty clearly took a number of jabs at everything Trump stands for.

Take this section, for instance:

We weaken [America] when we hide behind walls, rather than tear them down, when we doubt the power of our ideals rather than trust them to be the great force for change they have always been

John McCain: A Snapshot

Or this section:

We weaken our greatness when we confuse our patriotism with tribal rivalries that have sown resentment and hatred and violence in all the corners of the globe.

These seems like obvious statements, we know.

It says something about Trump and his administration that nearly EVERYone who had read these excerpts interpret them as a direct rebuke of the White House.

Davis foughts back tears as he read the final words of McCain.

And, out of respect for the late Senator and all he accomplished, we are simply going to transcribe them below.

mccain states

May John McCain rest in peace.

My fellow Americans, whom I have gratefully served for sixty years, and especially my fellow Arizonans

Thank you for the privilege of serving you and for the rewarding life that service in uniform and in public office has allowed me to lead. I have tried to serve our country honorably. I have made mistakes, but I hope my love for America will be weighed favorably against them.

I have often observed that I am the luckiest person on earth. I feel that way even now as I prepare for the end of my life. I have loved my life, all of it. I have had experiences, adventures and friendships enough for ten satisfying lives, and I am so thankful.

Like most people, I have regrets. But I would not trade a day of my life, in good or bad times, for the best day of anyone else’s.

I owe that satisfaction to the love of my family. No man ever had a more loving wife or children he was prouder of than I am of mine. And I owe it to America.

To be connected to America’s causes — liberty, equal justice, respect for the dignity of all people — brings happiness more sublime than life’s fleeting pleasures.

Our identities and sense of worth are not circumscribed but enlarged by serving good causes bigger than ourselves.

'Fellow Americans' — that association has meant more to me than any other. I lived and died a proud American. We are citizens of the world’s greatest republic, a nation of ideals, not blood and soil.

We are blessed and are a blessing to humanity when we uphold and advance those ideals at home and in the world. We have helped liberate more people from tyranny and poverty than ever before in history.

We have acquired great wealth and power in the process.

We weaken our greatness when we confuse our patriotism with tribal rivalries that have sown resentment and hatred and violence in all the corners of the globe.

We weaken it when we hide behind walls, rather than tear them down, when we doubt the power of our ideals, rather than trust them to be the great force for change they have always been

We are three-hundred-and-twenty-five million opinionated, vociferous individuals. We argue and compete and sometimes even vilify each other in our raucous public debates.

But we have always had so much more in common with each other than in disagreement. If only we remember that and give each other the benefit of the presumption that we all love our country we will get through these challenging times.

We will come through them stronger than before. We always do.

Ten years ago, I had the privilege to concede defeat in the election for president. I want to end my farewell to you with the heartfelt faith in Americans that I felt so powerfully that evening.

I feel it powerfully still.

Do not despair of our present difficulties but believe always in the promise and greatness of America, because nothing is inevitable here. Americans never quit.

We never surrender. We never hide from history. We make history.

Farewell, fellow Americans. God bless you, and God bless America.