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Farrah Abraham: I’m Playing a Cop! In a REAL Movie!!

Farrah's in a movie! It might not be that movie JJ Abrams is making about Farrah's life. But we're sure he'll get started right away after he sees ... this.

In the video that we've included, Farrah shows off her police uniform.

See, she's landed a movie role.

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"Well the tables have turned," Farrah jokes in her caption beside a photo that shows her in a police officer's uniform.

Farrah is referring to her court case over an alleged assault on a hotel employee. Farrah pleaded not guilty just days ago.

Farrah then bosts that: "The Irony in my life is better then watching 'COPS.'"

We're not going to delve into the definitions of different types of irony. We'll just let that one go.

(We're also, even more reluctantly, leaving unchallenged the suggestion that COPS is somehow a paragon of entertainment)

Farrah is going to appear in I Got The Hook-Up 2. She plays a police officer.

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"Watch Full video now on my #youtube channel! Vlog," Farrah invites her followers.

See our attached video if you want to witness Farrah's totally professional nonstop livestreaming from the set.

"On set behind the scenes," Farrah teases. "#IGOTTHEHOOKUP2 coming soon!"

The first film, whose stars included Master P and Ice Cube, came out a few years ago.

"Love @masterp & all of production @ko_creative," Farrah concludes. "ON SET SCRIPTED VLOG FARRAH ABRAHAM "I GOT THE HOOK UP 2"

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Back in July, Farrah's talent agency (ugh, can imagine what kind of torment it must be to do that?) praised her.

They described her casting accomplishment as "booking a leading role in a SAG film."

Well ... it sure is a SAG film. It doesn't look like she's playing the main character, however.

"In this next scene, I gotta admit I thought I was playing the lead principal role, and then I woke up this morning," Farrah says at one point in the video.

Oh Farrah.

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After overcoming her distraction, Farrah resumes her story.

"Messed up," Farrah tells the camera as she continues to livestream nonstop from the set.

"So basically I did a whole acting coach and memorized the whole thing," Farrah reveals.

So she learned her script. Like actors are supposed to.

"And now," Farrah continues. "Totally different role."

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Farrah isn't blaming Master P for this hate crime worthy of Viacom.

"That was like an executive over like the company," Farrah says, explaining whose call it was to make her play a police officer rather than the lead.

Farrah seems uncharacteristically chill about getting demoted.

Maybe she's just very, very excited to be appearing in a movie that does not involve things going into her orifices.

Maybe she's just excited to be appearing in something that has an actual script.

Compared to charging fans $10 to touch her, this does seem like a step up for Farrah's recent career.

And honestly? She should be excited.

Plenty of actual, non-terrible actresses get their start in minor roles in a random sequel films.

And the first I Got The Hook-Up made more than 8 times its budget at the box office.

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Farrah Abraham Refuses Plea Deal on Assault Charge: I’M NOT GUILTY!

So hey, remember that time that Farrah Abraham was staying at a hotel in Beverly Hills and then started arguing with other guests at the hotel?

And then when a security guard came to escort her away from those poor guests, she flipped out and assaulted him?

Farrah Abraham in a Bowtie

You remember!

According to the security guard and several witnesses, Farrah hit the poor man with her forearm and grabbed his face and shook it.

Then, when police arrived, she told them to "f-ck off" several times, which, you know, isn't great.

She was taken to jail and stayed there for a good long while until she was released, and a few weeks later, she was officially charged with battery and resisting arrest.

Pretty much from the very moment she was released from jail, she's been telling anyone and everyone that she's not guilty.

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She's said that she was set up because she's famous, that she's being bullied by everyone who claims she's guilty ... you know, just classic Farrah denial.

But the fact remains that several witnesses, including police officers, saw what actually happened, and they all agree that Farrah broke the law.

So, famous or not, she's facing jail time.

When she was officially charged, the word was that she could spend a maximum of 18 months in jail for her crimes (the ones she committed that night at the hotel, not the ones she's committed against humanity over the years).

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Also when she was officially charged, her first court date was set for today.

So what happened?!

According to a new report from Radar Online, Farrah was offered a plea deal.

If she agreed to the deal, then the battery charge would be dropped and instead, she'd be charged with trespassing, a misdemeanor.

She wouldn't go to jail at all, but she'd be on probation for three years, and she'd be required to take 26 anger management classes and do some community service.

Farrah Abraham, Weight Loss Lollipop

As part of the agreement, she'd also stay away from the hotel where this whole nightmare went down.

It sounds like a pretty great deal, right?

You have to imagine that there were cameras at the hotel that perhaps caught some of Farrah's fit, but even if there wasn't, police officers probably make pretty convincing witnesses in court.

Besides, Farrah is a single mother. Wouldn't she want to take this deal if it means avoiding jail time, just so she could be there for her daughter?

If she had the slightest bit of common sense, she'd agree to the plea deal and be done with it.

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But, as we all know, she does not have the slightest bit of common sense.

And so when she was offered the deal in court today, she did not take it.

As her attorney explained, Farrah isn't into the idea of pleading guilty to trespassing because "She was clearly allowed and permitted into the hotel so there is no reason to agree to that."

But as Farrah herself told the site, "I'm not accepting the offer because I'm not guilty."

"I have gone through a lot of counseling and therapy," she claimed. "I am also very mentally stable and I have no aggressive issues."

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"I can literally submit that to my lawyer, show that to the judge and it would still override this fake offer."

How funny is it that she actually siad "I am very mentally stable and I have no aggressive issues"?

There aren't any official rules on it or anything, but it seems like people with no aggressive issues wouldn't cause such a ruckus in a hotel that they'd be escorted out by a security guard.

And non-aggressive people certainly wouldn't tell police to go f-ck themselves.

As for the "very mentally stable" part, well, there are hours upon hours of Teen Mom footage to prove that wrong, not to mention footage from her other reality shows, plus her social media accounts.

Your Girl Farrah

But sure, girl, whatever you say.

Farrah also said "I clearly had a valet and I was not trespassing. I didn't batter someone."

"This is just, to me, another form of, again, 'No celebrity face, there would be no case.'"

Does she honestly think she's so famous that all these people would make up some story about her assaulting a security guard?

And even if she was, why would that happen? What does anyone stand to benefit from her going to jail over this?

Farrah is due back in court on September 21st, so we'll have to wait until then to see how everything plays out.

Farrah Abraham: I Want to Fight Lindsay Lohan AND Paris Hilton!

It's only been eight months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, but the former reality star has already embarked on a new career.

Currently, Farrah is seeking a partner who's willing to strip down, strap on some protection, and sweat it out on camera.

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No, she's not re-entering the porn world (at least not that we know of).

Instead, Farrah is trying her hand at boxing.

Perhaps she looked at the career of Floyd Mayweather and realized that you can be a truly repugnant human being and still make a ton of money in the ring, or maybe she caught some old episodes of MTV's Celebrity Death Match and thought it was a documentary.

Whatever the case, Farrah is looking to float like a butterfly and sting like an STD.

She just needs to find an opponent who's as starved for cash and attention as she is.

Farrah Abraham Looks Like Kim Kardashian

Yes, believe it or not, Farrah is having a hard time finding someone who's willing to punch her in the face.

Perhaps other washed-up celebs are worried about losing to Farrah and falling even further down the pseudo-fame ladder.

Or maybe they've heard that urban legend about how if you get too close, the stench of Farrah failure will never wash off and no casting director will ever talk to you again. 

Whatever the case, The Blast is reporting today that both Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have been offered $250,000 to box Farrah.

Even after promoters threw in $100,000 to the charity of their choice, both women turned the offer down.

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As The Ashley's Reality Roundup points out, there's good reason for this.

Lohan has a new reality show on the way, and while she's desperate for the series to be a hit, fighting another MTV star on camera is likely a bridge too far even for LiLo.

For her part, Paris is getting married soon, and she's probably in no hurry to have her face rearranged before she walks down the aisle (well, maybe by a licensed plastic surgeon, but that's a conversation for another time).

And even though her career may have taken a nosedive in recent years, Paris is still a Hilton, which means she's not exactly hard-up for cash.

So Paris and Lindsay aren't interested, but that doesn't mean Farrah is out of options.

Former 16 and Pregnant star Lindsey Nicole recently took to Instagram to talk major trash to Ms. Abraham:

Lindsey Nicholson and Baby

“Really Farrah, you think you’re not a bully?” Lindsey wrote.

“Have you watched any of your episodes?

"You bully your mom, dad, producers, cast members, & anyone you think is less than you. Why don’t you get in the ring with me & try to bully me around and see how that goes.”

You would think that Farrah's people would be making Lindsey an offer.

Instead, Abraham simply blocked her on Instagram.

Sadly, it's looking more and more like the only celebrity Farrah will be going toe-to-toe with is Ron Jeremy.

Farrah Abraham to Fans: For Just $10, You Can Physically Touch This!

With a friend claiming that Farrah Abraham is a hooker, perhaps now isn't the best time for her to be effectively selling her body -- but that's just what the former Teen Mom star was doing.

Sort of.

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Over the weekend, Farrah was selling hugs, handshakes, and the opportunity to "chit chat" with her to anyone willing to meet her price.

Just wait until you see her price list.

San Diego Comic Con was just a few weeks ago, and it was full of dazzling trailers and even some surprise announcements that brought tears of joy to fans across the globe.

Bell County Comic Con took place on August 4 and 5 at the Bell County Expo Center in Belton, Texas.

And, for whatever reason, Farrah Abraham was there, as the eagle-eyed folks at The Ashley noticed.

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We know that comic con events can feature a diverse array of guests, from artists to actors to writers to directors.

But Teen Mom stars -- sorry, former Teen Mom stars -- are a little different from what you'd expect in a convention hall full of fans and cosplayers.

But that's not all. Farrah was there to make money.

If someone did wander over to Farrah -- perhaps to comment that she still looks as great as she did in Aliens when she faced off against Sigourney Weaver -- Farrah would charge them ten whole dollars to shake her hand.

Teen Mom fans all know where Farrah's hands have been.

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Speaking of which, you could also purchase a hug from Farrah for $10.

If you wanted to avoid physical contact with Farrah while still listening to her speak, you could "chit chat" with her for $5.

We're envisioning a sign that reads "$5 Word Salads" but we imagine that Farrah would not advertise that way.

For $40, she would write her actual name for you.

Alternatively, you could spend those $40 on a photo of Farrah. Not a signed photo, mind you - just a photo op.

(That part, at least, is sort of normal.)

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If you wanted Farrah to go so far as to sign her name on a photo of herself, therefore completing the prophecy and ushering in the end times?

That would cost you $70.

For $80, Farrah would star in a personalized video that you could use to impress all of your friends by showing off how poorly you use your money.

But it's not uncommon for stars to make money at convention appearances, right? So ... is this unusual?

In a word: yes.

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"We go to several cons a year," one bewildered con attendee wrote on Twitter. "And I have never seen anyone charge for a hug, handshake, or to freaking chit chat!"

"And I’ve met people from Ron Perlman to Norman Reedus to Chazz Palminteri!" that person continued. "Farrah Abraham is gross and desperate!"

Gross and desperate more or less summarizes her brand.

"Selling hugs … desperate much!?" wrote another person. "Who does that?!"

Farrah does - with a little help from daddy dearest Michael Abraham, who was also at the booth, selling physical and verbal contact with his daughter.

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There is nothing wrong with celebrities charging fans money to get a photo together. Some fans even use those photos to propose -- it's adorable.

There is also nothing wrong with sex work.

Your body is your body, and, morally speaking, you have every right to be compensated for what you do with it.

But many people take issue with what Farrah has been doing, and it's easy to see why if you get past all the nonsense.

Selling autographs is not the same thing as selling "chit chat" and gives the impression that she despises any and all contact with her fans.

True or not, her fans - and she really does have them, from what we can tell - are the only way that she stays in business.

Well, the only way that her remaining businesses stay open ... since her frozen yogurt store shut down and all.

Tough.

Farrah Abraham Is Morphing Into Kim Kardashian and It’s Beyond Weird

Whether you like her or not, there's no denying that Kim Kardashian is one of the most successful women on the planet.

So it stands to reason that so many young people seek to emulate the queen of all media.

Kim Kardashian Profile Image

Unfortunately, they sometimes go a bit overboard in their admiration of Ms. Kardashian West.

We've already watched in confused horror as Kylie Jenner slowly transformed into Kim.

And we breathed a sigh of relief when she began to put the brakes on that creepy mutation.

Of course, Kylie is almost a billionaire now, so maybe she was onto something.

At least that's what Farrah Abraham seems to be thinking, as she's now undergoing her own Kimmening, seemingly in hopes of hopping aboard the Kardashian-Jenner gravy train.

Farrah Abraham Looks Like Kim Kardashian

Believe it or not, that's Farrah.

She posted that photo to promote her new career as a celebrity boxer because apparently, no one told her that there's more to that sort of venture than just posing for pics while wearing satin shorts.

Ya know, stuff like securing a celebrity opponent and getting repeatedly punched in the face.

Farrah's been known to cry when people refer to her sex tape as "porn," so it should be interesting to see how she fares in the boxing ring.

Anyway, Ms. Abraham doesn't need an opponent to rearrange her face, as she seems to be doing a fine job of that on her own.

Farrah Abraham Kim Kardashian Photo

It's tough to pin down what exactly has changed in her appearance, but as the folks at Life & Style point out, Farrah seems to look more and more like Kim all the time.

We're sure Farrah would claim that it's totally unintentional.

And if she only borrowed one aspect of Kim's signature look, perhaps we would believe her.

But these days, it seems like she basically showed the same photo of Kim to her plastic surgeon, makeup artist, personal shopper, and hairstylist.

Farrah Abraham's Red Hair

Farrah's even managed to tan her way to Kim's exact skin tone.

We'd say Kim must be a little freaked out by this Single White Female treatment, but so many people have been biting her style for so long that she's probably used to it.

Of course, Farrah is nuts, and she might be willing to take things a bit farther than most.

Hopefully, she'll draw the line at trying to steal Kanye from Kim.

But if she can find herself an equally wealthy and unhinged rapper, you better believe Farrah is gonna literally jump on that.

Kailyn Lowry Threatens Farrah Abraham: Meet Me in the Streets!

Amazingly, Farrah Abraham is willing to fight someone in a boxing match to promote anit-bullying.

If you think that it's absurd that Farrah, of all people, would think that she's the person to champion an anti-bullying event, you're not alone.

Kailyn Lowry is dragging Farrah over this, and even issues a veiled threat.

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Speaking to RadarOnlineKailyn Lowly says that Farrah Abraham is just about the worst person to headline an anti-bullying campaign.

"I think there are much better influencers," Kailyn says in a pretty epic understatement.

Specificially, Kail says that there is no shortage of famous folks "who would make more sense for this."

That said ...

"There are plenty of us who will take her up on this," Kailyn says, evoking images of people lining up for a chance to physically fight Farrah Abraham.

"I think Lindsey Nicholson is a good option," Kail suggests.

Lindsey Nicholson and Baby

Lindsey, of course, was on 16 and Pregnant. She also just happens to be a cage fighter.

"She knows what she's doing," Kailyn says.

Additionally, Kail gushes about Lindsey, saying: "She's an amazing person."

That is so sweet!

Kailyn notes that Lindsey would have a narrative appeal, adding: "And she has a story to tell."

Lindsey Nicholson and Kailyn Lowry

At the very leash, Kailyn says, she would be there to cheer on Lindsey if she entered the ring with Farrah.

"I'll be there to support her," Kail pledges.

Though of course Kailyn acknowledges that Farrah might be unwilling to fight Lindsey, adding: "if she gets it."

"And I'm sure," Kailyn adds, that "a few of my other costars would come out to support."

We don't doubt it!

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Of course, Farrah's dad also had something to say about Farrah's proposed fight.

"Too bad we won't see Drita fight," he says, referring to Farrah's feud with Drita D'Avanzo.

"She is like me," he says. "Way too old age group."

Drita is 42 years old and a Mob Wives star. Michael is a 61-year-old grandfather.

"And she is not one to promote anti-hate," Michael accuses.

Interesting, since it's his daughter who started their feud for no apparent reason.

Michael can't resist body-shaming Kailyn, adding: "And Kail is a lot higher weight class so that won't happen either, LOL!"

Kailyn Lowry, Burgundy Bikini

Kailyn heard Michael's disgusting bit of body-shaming and has a cool-headed response.

"Farrah's dad has a point," Kailyn acknowledges.

Kail goes on, saying: "I'm definitely not in Farrah's weight class."

That's true.

"However," Kail continues. "He shot himself in the foot with his comments about Drita and [me]."

She then very carefully insinuates that he and Farrah should watch their backs.

Kailyn says: "I don't think the streets care about age or weight." ... Dang, girl!

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"Michael and Farrah will do anything to stay relevant," Kail states.

Yep. That's sort of their whole brand.

"Something is wrong with their relationship, too," Kail says of the twisted father and daughter. "I don't know; I don't get it."

Nobody gets it.

Kailyn also states the obvious, noting that Farrah's "comments and actions don't align with promoting anti-bullying."

Yep.

Farrah Abraham Dressed Like a Magician

Farrah, always the victim, says that she'd never fight a fellow Teen Mom star -- because they're too mean for her to punch.

"Those who bully would not be fit for an anti-bullying match," Farrah claims.

Quick, someone get her a mirror!

Farrah continues: "The Teen Mom cast is riddled with negativity, bullying, and acts that are unhealthy."

That is certainly true! But there's a little less of that now that Farrah is out.

Farrah Abraham Flashes the Camera at Cannes

"I look forward," Farrah says. "To going in the ring with someone with integrity."

What person of integrity would enter the ring with Farrah? Either someone intent on delivering an epic beatdown ... or someone who hasn't googled her.

Farrah wants to do this "so it's a great boxing match for all to watch."

Sure -- there are a lot of people who would love to see Farrah in a boxing match. Just not for the reasons that Farrah hopes.

"Count down," Farrah teases. "It's going to be huge."

Farrah Abraham: Is She ACTUALLY a Hooker?!

If you know anything about Farrah Abraham, you know that Farrah Abraham has been the subject of many rumors for many years.

Some really bad stuff, too.

But one of the more popular rumors, one that's been going around for at least five years, is that Farrah Abraham is an escort.

How did that rumor get started? (By Farrah herself.) What evidence is there? (A lot.) Is there any truth to it at all? (Likely.)

On the heels of Phoebe Price's comments that her friend is a hooker just last week, we decided to launch an investigation.

Let's get after it.

1. Oh, Farrah

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Farrah Abraham has been involved in the adult entertainment industry for several years. This is not a secret.

2. Memories!

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In 2013, her first sex tape was released. She claimed that it was an actual sex tape that had been leaked, but her co-star was James Deen, probably the most famous male porn star these days, and also come on, of course that's not how it happened.

3. Get It

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After the success of her tape, Farrah leaned hard into her newfound porn fame -- eventually she released another tape, and she started going to adult conventions, that sort of thing.

4. Wow

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She also began selling her own sex toys, made from molds of her very own naughty parts, so that her fans could actually buy replicas of her butthole. It was a weird time.

5. A True Businesswoman

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On top of all that, she also made several appearances in strip clubs, sometimes even stripping herself. During that time, she said she was "researching" a future film role, not just stripping to be a stripper. Funnily enough, that movie hasn't been released yet.

6. Farrah the Cam Girl

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She's also dabbled in cam girl sites, and by that, we mean she's gotten naked and masturbated in live streams on those sites.
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Farrah Abraham: Dad Body-Shames Kailyn Lowry in Disgusting Tweets!

Farrah Abraham is so awful, right?

The kind of awful that you're not just born with -- nope, that kind of awfulness has to be learned.

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And over the years, as Farrah and her family were featured more and more on reality television, it became painfully clear where she learned it.

Guys, her parents are THE WORST.

We usually talk about her mother, Debra Danielsen, because she's so much more actively bad.

Remember the time she slapped Farrah on an early season of Teen Mom OG?

Or the time she got arrested for abusing her (and answered the door with knives in her hands when police came)?

Or when she wasn't allowed to see Farrah or Sophia after the arrest and she acted like she had no idea why that was?

Or, to go forward a few years, that time she got into an argument with Farrah in front of Sophia and started crying about how she wanted to die, because that's appropriate talk for a child to hear?

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There are so, so many instances of Debra being manipulative and weird and just totally inappropriate, but you know who else is just as terrible, but in a different way?

Her father, Michael Abraham.

He's pretty much the opposite of Debra: instead of arguing with Farrah over everything to the point where she got cut out of her life, Michael agrees with everything she says, and she and Sophia have been living with him.

He seems to be on Twitter pretty much constantly, defending his daughter to anyone and everyone who has anything negative to say about her.

And that's what he's been doing over the weekend.

So you know how Farrah always goes on and on about bullies, about how she's the victim of bullies and she's so against bullying, even though we've seen her be a bully to countless people over the years?

OK, and you know she's getting into those celebrity boxing matches, and even hopes to do one and donate the proceeds to an anti-bullying organization?

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Lindsey Nicholson, who you might remember from 16 and Pregnant, took notice of all of that, and she decided to call Farrah out on Instagram.

"Really," she asked, "you think you're not a bully? Have you watched any of your episodes? You bully your mom dad, producers, cast members, & anyone you think is less than you."

"Why don't you get in the ring with me & try to bully me around and see how that goes."

She hilariously referenced Farrah's amazing feud with Drita D'Avanzo, saying that if Farrah wasn't interested in fighting her, then she's sure Drita "won't have any issues doing this for all of America."

Lindsey even offered to train Drita, because she's sweet like that.

The Ashley's Reality Roundup reached out to her, and she told the site that she really does mean what she wrote.

Lindsey Nicholson and Baby

"I would never call someone out if I wasn't [serious]," she said. "I don't really play games."

"It's just strange she's fighting to raise money for anti-bullying when she bullies everyone!"

She explained "I want to fight her because of the way she's treated every single person I know who's come in contact with her. She needs to be put in her place."

Ideally, she said that she'd do an MMA fight with Farrah, "but I highly doubt she'd agree to it."

Can you imagine? Can you even imagine how amazing that would be?

Hold on tight, because this is about to get even better.

Drita responded to all of this, directing a message to Farrah on Instagram that began with "Listen up #horseface I called u out ... n u called a lawyer!!"

Drita D'Avanzo Photo

"Are u gonna have a cop as the referee 2???????????? I don't want u wearing headgear!..i don't want a referee stopping anything!...I rather be on the streets."

She actually said that she told Farrah that she'd pay for her to come meet her for a fight, "since u are so desperate to use my name to make a dollar."

"Howeva," she continued, "I have a better idea...i love boxing but when it comes to u I rather fight in a cage #ufcstyle."

Yes. Yes, please.

"Wanna do it legit," Drita added, "no problem.. in a #cage where u belong u filthy #animal. Give me the date and time!!! I'm here! I'm ready!"

This story started getting some attention, and Lindsey tweeted about it, and she also asked Kailyn Lowry, one of her friends from the Teen Mom franchise, if she wanted in on the action.

"I'm in," Kailyn responded.

Lindsey Nicholson and Kailyn Lowry

And that's when Michael decided to get involved in the cattiest way possible.

"To bad we won't see Drita fight she is like me... way to old 'age group' and she is not one to promote anti hate," he tweeted.

"And Kail is in a lot higher weight class so that won't happen either lol!"

So rude, right? And Kailyn's Teen Mom bestie, Chelsea Houska, called him out on it.

"Yikes," she told him. "Horrible and low blow thing to say about Kail. Please don't comment on a woman's weight in any way."

She's completely right, obviously, and Michael had to know what he wrote was wrong -- but of course he denied that.

"Chelsea I have the highest respect for you and your entire family," he wrote. "No it was not meant as low blow towards Kail..."

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"It's a realistic statement backed by fact that in any fighting event weight classes are real and used as competitive classes."

He meant that so much that he gave similar responses to several other people upset that he went after Kailyn like that -- 34 times so far, if we're being exact.

As for Kailyn, she thanked Chelsea for defending her, then wrote this gem of a tweet:

"Y'all coming for Michael for talking about my weight, thank you. But I'd be willing to drop weight for that fight so it's not a problem."

Can dreams really come true?

Guess we'll have to wait until Farrah's big match on November 3rd to see!

Farrah Abraham Blames MTV for Insanity of Jenelle Evans

Farrah Abraham holds a grudge better than someone holds a camera in front of the former Teen Mom star for a live sex show.

In light of Jenelle Evans flipping out on a motorist and getting arrest, an incident captured on a recent Teen Mom OG episode, the former MTV personality has placed the blame for this situation squarely on...

... the company that fired her?

How did Farrah make this connection?

Good question!

Scroll down for the answer!

1. Wait... What Happened?!?

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In April 2018, Evans pulled a gun on a fellow motorist who was driving near her in North Carolina. Her son, eight-year old Jace, was with her at the time of the confrontation.

2. Who Called the Cops?

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Evans, actually. She dialed 911 to report that her kid was injured after a some dude "purposely slammed on the brakes” in front of her. This maybe was possibly true. But it also left out some key facts.

3. For Instance?

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Well... based on report from the Brunswick County Sheriff’s Office Communication Center CFS, this other driver claimed that Jenelle "hit his truck, ran over his mailbox and pulled a gun on him." Oh. Okay then. That sure is different from what Jenelle insinuated originally.

4. How Dare This Guy?!?

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Onlookers, meanwhile, said that Evans became irate while driving behind this man and then took it upon herself to follow him to his house, where she threatened him physically.

5. According to a Witness:

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"A crazy lady followed [the man] to his house, fixing to get shot. She was driving blocking traffic, he tried to pass her on the inside like everyone else and she flipped out." That does sound like our gal!

6. Bring It On!

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The driver himself says that Evans ended up on his property and he taunted her to "bring it on." Evans obliged, brandishing a firearm!
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Farrah Abraham is a Pill-Popping Hooker, Friend Claims

Yesterday, we reported on rumors that Farrah Abraham is an out of control drunk who likes to get blackout hammered while partying at Barry's.

Is Barry's a bar? Is it just the residence of some dude named Barry? Has Farrah been partying with misters Bonds, Sanders, or Manilow?

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We have no freaking idea.

According to Z-list actress and sometime Farrah acquaintance Phoebe Price, though, Farrah can be found getting sh-tfaced at Barry's.

More nights than not.

Anyway, Ms. Price obviously enjoyed the attention she received from bashing Farrah yesterday, so today, she's doubling down on her claims.

Among those claims? That Abraham receives money in exchange for performing various sexual acts on paying customers. Really.

"She's a high-class hooker," Price tells Radar Online, the venerable celebrity gossip outlet that broke this story yesterday.

Farrah Abraham Photoshop Fail

"She meets men on very exclusive websites, and one guy she went to meet in Dubai," says Price.

"She dumped her last guy because he lied on [celebrity dating site] Raya about his income."

The crazy part? Price may not be full of it.

As Radar points out, Farrah did travel to Dubai - with her 9-year-old daughter, Sophia, in tow - back in May.

More incredibly, as Farrah herself once said, Farrah dabbles in businessmen, among other career pursuits. 

Farrah Abraham, See-Through Lingerie Picnic

Price goes on to allege that Farrah's frequent cosmetic procedures have resulted in a debilitating addiction to prescription painkillers.

"She gets pills with all these procedures she gets done," Price claims.

"She claims to have pain afterward," she adds. 

"I think it makes her really moody."

We may have created a monster by getting so much pleasure from Phoebe's unrepentant shade-throwing.

Farrah Abraham and an Embarrassed Soccer Player

"She drinks too much. She pops pills too much. She's a bad mom. And I wouldn't be surprised if Sophia gets taken away," the actress says.

"She leaves her with babysitters and she tries to get rid of Sophia every chance she gets. She tries to act for the camera like she is a great mom."

Price goes on to compare Farrah to another troubled - albeit much more famous - star who has been in the news this week.

Phoebe claims that if Farrah doesn't get her act together, she's headed for an overdose such as the one recently suffered by Demi Lovato.

Farrah Abraham Red Hair

"She has to get her life in check or she could end up another Demi Lovato," Price says. "It all started with alcohol with Demi." 

"She needs help. I know she has many issues and needs help, especially because of Sophia. I have known other people with bipolar."

Needless to say, those are some serious allegations.

In fact, if this were anyone other than Ms. Abraham we were talking about here, we might have trouble believing such stories.

Not surprisingly, Farrah was quick to dismiss the Price's claims as "lame crap," claiming that she has no time to party.

After all, she's focusing on her new career as the female Floyd Mayweather ... or whatever her LinkedIn page says.

"I don't drink at all," Abraham tells Radar.

"I'm training two times a day for my boxing match ... I'm too busy running companies, working on my shows, films, and being with my child."

And dating on Bumble when she's not allegedly high-class hookering. Hard to keep track of our girl these days ...

As for her short-lived friendship with Price, Farrah says that's a thing of the past, because Phoebe sucks basically.

"I don't speak with her anymore, as she is too jealous of my success," Farrah claims. "She is a horrible person."

Well, you know what they say:

It takes one to know one.

Farrah Abraham: I Have a Bun in My Oven!!!

After recent claims that Farrah Abraham is an out-of-control drunk, the last thing that Teen Mom fans want to see is any additional children under her care.

On Thursday, Farrah made an ominous reference on social media to the "bun" in her "oven." She was not talking about baking.

Is Farrah ... pregnant?

Farrah Abraham Fired

Thursday, July 26, Farrah wrote a message in her Instagram Live story. It was a message that sent chills down the spines of her followers and set off alarm bells in their minds.

"The bun that’s in my oven is my business," Farrah wrote.

Fans covered their mouths in horror, because when you say that you have a bun in the oven, that expression almost always means that the person is pregnant.

The only other meaning in English is that there is literally a bun in a literal oven, but because of the prominence of the euphemism for pregnancy, people usually find another way to say that.

Teen Mom fans, who would not want to see any additional children condemned to have their whole worlds revolve around Farrah, were shaken.

Farrah Abraham Bun in the Oven Instagram Live Story

Fortunately, HollywoodLife reached out to the former Teen Mom OG star and Farrah cleared things up.

"I’m totally not pregnant," Farrah assures.

Let's all just take a moment to take a deep breath and breathe a sigh of relief.

"The message I posted on my Instagram stories," Farrah explains. "Is solely about me focusing on my business right now."

Obviously Farrah's frozen yogurt shop is not an option, since that place abruptly closed.

Farrah says that she's a businesswoman "and putting all my effort into that."

Farrah and Sophia in Fiji

In other words, it sounds like this is a case of Farrah misusing the English language in new, terrible ways.

Which is ... extremely on brand for Farrah.

The former Teen Mom OG star is infamous for her word salad, whether she's speaking or writing.

Some people can become flustered at times or struggle to communicate clearly when writing. Farrah can be incoherent in any medium.

She's a woman of many talents. Sort of.

Farrah and Sophia Kisses

Recently, Farrah began training in boxing. And she was not shy when asked about whom she would like to fight.

"Maybe some of the Teen Moms who talk trash about me and bully me," Farrah says.

Nothing says I'm totally anti-bullying like I would like to punch people.

"Maybe some of the producers who bullied me off the show I created with them," Farrah adds. "So maybe Morgan Freeman should step out."

To be clear, that is the name of one producer in particular. Not the actor.

"Drita said she wanted a piece of this," Farrah adds of the former Mob Wives star with whom she's been feuding. "But I don’t know if she’s for anti-bullying cause she’s all about bullying."

Farrah Abraham Poses in Intimate Wear

"I just want to make sure I know what I’m doing and look my best," Farrah concludes. "Like I’m Floyd Mayweather stepping in the ring for the women."

Floyd Mayweather, who is the absolute opposite of an advocate for women, is a really odd person to bring up in this context. Oh, Farrah.

Now, we give Farrah a hard time, but only because she deserves it.

Farrah isn't the worst mom in the world -- or even the worst mom from the Teen Mom franchise (Jenelle!).

But even if we ignore Farrah's recent screwed up dead dog drama, simply the idea of a child learning English from her is enough to keep us awake at night.

Even if Farrah finally gets to bone her clone, we hope that she lets Sophia remain an only child.

Farrah Abraham Gets Drunk Out of Her Mind, Especially at Barry’s, Friend Claims

Last month, Farrah Abraham was arrested at the Beverly Hills Hotel after allegedly attacking a male staff memberl.

The former Teen Mom OG star was intoxicated at the time of the incident, and now, a longtime associate is claiming that Farrah is hammered more often than not these days.

Farrah Abraham, See-Through Lingerie Picnic

You might remember Phoebe Price from ... well, we're not really sure what the hell she's known for.

According to IMDB, she's an actress with credits in such cinematic classics as Shoot Me! and Stripperland.

So basically, her life sounds like a Troy McClure joke from The Simpsons, and that's good enough for us.

Anyway, Phoebe apparently does appearances with Farrah from time to time, and they run in the same sad social circle, so Ms. Price has witnessed quite a bit of bonkers behavior over the years.

Phoebe Price Is Ready For Thanksgiving

“You know, I was not surprised at all,” Phoebe said of Farrah’s arrest in a recent interview.

“Because this is what, like the sixth run in with the Beverly Hills Police?” 

Yes, it seems Farrah has managed to conceal quite a few brushes with the law.

Phoebe is more than happy to share the details, but unfortunately, it's tough to tell just what the hell she's talking about.

"She almost got arrested up here at Barry’s,” Phoebe claimed.

Farrah Abraham on the Red Carpet

“He decided not to press charges. That’s the only reason that she didn’t go to jail that night.”

It seems that no one is quite sure who or what Phoebe is referring to when she says "Barry's," but whatever the case, some serious sh-t went down at the residence or place of business that's owned by or named after Barry.

Anyway, Farrah's troubles go well beyond the incident at what might have been Barack Obama's house.

Price went on to talk about the time Farrah's car got stolen and the cops couldn't be bothered to investigate, as they've long ago written Farrah off as the town drunk.

Farrah Abraham Red Hair

“The Beverly Hills Police would not do anything about it,” Phoebe said.

“So, I really think they have a grudge against Farrah. But, I know when she drinks, she’s outta control, and after the Barry’s incident, she said she was going to stop drinking."

She added:

"And, you know, Farrah needs to get help.”

Farrah Abraham Whines

Yes, obviously Phoebe is not the first to point out that Farrah is in desperate need of professional help.

But she seems to know more about Farrah's rampant boozing than the rest of us do.

Could her love of the sauce be the cause of all of Abraham's erratic behavior?

Probably not, as we're pretty sure Farrah is insane even when she's stone sober.

But yeah, dousing that bonkers brain in a daily gallon of Chardonnay probably isn't helping the situation.

Farrah Abraham: I’m Ready to Fight Drita D’Avanzo!

It's been about six weeks since Drita D'Avanzo threatened to smack Farrah Abraham in the face.

And yet, Farrah still remains annoyingly un-smacked.

Farrah Drita split

That's the thing with usually-spontaneous gestures like face slaps -- you really need that element of surprise.

You can't announce your intentions publicly and then wait out the perfect opportunity.

It gives your opponent too much time to prepare for the eventual rumble, and it appears that's exactly what Farrah's been doing.

Yes, not only has Farrah been attacking hotel employees, she's also been engaging in a more formal style of combat training.

According to The Blast, Farrah recently began training as a boxer with none other than former Baywatch star Jeremy Jackson as her coach.

Hilariously, Farrah says she hopes to participate in a celebrity boxing match with the proceeds going to an anti-bullying organization.

Farrah Abraham on Insta

The irony in that sentence will make your head explode if you focus on it too long, so let's just move along to the question of who Farrah will be squaring off against.

She played it coy when asked directly:

“Maybe some of the Teen Moms who talk trash about me and bully me," Farrah replied.

Maybe some of the producers who bullied me off the show I created with them so maybe Morgan Freeman should step out."

She does know that when people talk about putting a stop to bullying, they're not talking about beating up all the bullies, right?

Farrah Abraham Dressed Like a Magician

Okay, so obviously Farrah is gonna fight Drita, but first, they have to pretend like the feud was re-ignited organically on social media.

We get it.

The wait will be annoying, but it'll be amusing to hear Farrah's clueless comments about her future boxing career.

“I just want to make sure I know what I’m doing and look my best," she told The Blast.

"Like I’m Floyd Mayweather stepping in the ring for the women."

You're a little late for that party, Farrah.

Floyd Mayweather is already the Floyd Mayweather of beating up women.

Farrah Abraham: Relax, My Kid Didn’t Kill Our Dog!

Farrah Abraham ... she's just been going through a lot lately, you know?

Well, lately, for the past decade, whatever.

Farrah and Sophia Kisses

But while she's been awful for a very, very long time, she's really kicked things up a notch this summer.

Last month, she assaulted a hotel employee when he tried to escort her off the premises after running her mouth at other guests.

According to the poor employee in question, as well as several witnesses, she hit him in the face with her forearm, then grabbed his face and pushed it, because that's how you treat people when you don't get your way.

Then, when police arrived to deal with her, she went off on them, too.

We hear there were many cries of "go f-ck yourselves" and "don't you know who I am?" -- classic Farrah.

Last week, she was officially charged with battery and with resisting arrest, and she could face up to eighteen months in jail if she's found guilty.

Fingers crossed!

Farrah Abraham Sucks at Photoshop

A couple of weeks after that, she got herself into a feud with Drita D'Avanzo of Mob Wives fame, which was a bad idea, because the "mob" part of that show isn't really a joke.

Drita definitely has a temper, and we're kind of amazed that she hasn't tracked Farrah down and smacked her yet, like she was threatening to do.

Last week, she continued her reign of terror by convincing her poor daughter, Sophia, to "prank" some people by telling them that her dog had died.

Because how funny is that, right?

But then, a couple of days later, her dog actually died.

And that's what we're talking about today.

Farrah announced the sad news in a bizarre video of Sophia crying over the dog's dead body -- again, classic Farrah.

In her caption, she explained, that the dog, a Pomeranian named Blue, died "after being put down around his dog door to go out to potty on his balcony."

Then, "literally no noise! no signs! and Sophia sees him just stop moving and she's trying to figure out what is going on & yells for me I'm in disbelief and she hands me my half limp Blue."

"Thinking low sugar," she continued, "we grab syrup and water, his eyes looking at me as if he's talking but his tongue can't move and his body can't but I see in his eyes he loves seeing his water and good and light of all the good and I feel his heart beating and we're giving him love but as his body goes limper we call the Emergency vet."

She said that they rushed him to the doggy hospital, but "no heart beat found was found."

And just like that, Blue was gone.

A lot of people were confused, because what happened to this poor dog?!

Farrah, Sophia, and Blue

He was only five years old, and in Farrah's story, it sounds like he just collapsed out of nowhere, for no reason at all.

As dark as it sounds, some people even believed that Farrah could have done something to the dog, after all the negative attention she'd been getting for the dead dog prank.

Things got even darker over the weekend, when Sophia seemed to insinuate that she was responsible for Blue's death.

On one of her social media accounts, Sophia wrote "I was getting Blue to go outside and my only choice was to toss him outside."

"And then I did but then he went into shock and 30 seconds later he passed with no heart beat."

She's pretty clear there, right?

Blue got "tossed" outside, and less than a minute later, he was dead.

Farrah and Sophia on a Plane

And if you pair Sophia's story with Farrah's, it gets even darker, because Farrah definitely said that Blue was put out on a balcony.

So ... did Sophia accidentally toss Blue off a balcony?!

Before you get too worked up about what could have happened to poor Blue, know that Farrah's already done an interview explaining everything.

Except it just makes things even more confusing.

About Sophia's statement, she says that her daughter was just "stressed from the unexplainable tragedy and like I at the time couldn't say or process clearly."

She didn't mean it, guys!

Farrah also took some time to explain what really happened to the dog, saying that "Blue and our other Pomeranians have been stressed from construction at our building."

Farrah and Sophia in Fiji

On top of that, he had a "collapsing trachea issue" for the past two months, and "stress adds to this."

"Blue actually went limp once Sophia picked him up, as he was having anxiety again because of construction and didn't want to go to the bathroom on the balcony."

According to Farrah, her vet "believed it was his trachea that had collapsed" because when they brought Blue in, it looked like "he had a lack of oxygen."

"Blue was perfectly healthy and happy," she adds. "His medicine had been helping him."

She says the whole thing hasn't been easy for Sophia, "but she is very excited to get Blue back once he is through the preservation process. We have to wait 6 months."

Oh yeah, did we forget to mention that they took his remains to a taxidermist?

Because that happened.

Farrah and Sophia with Flowers

"No one can blame a child who is the best child to their best friend Blue," she concludes.

And while Farrah obviously intended to shut everyone up about the dog situation ... sorry, it did not work.

In her original post about Blue, she seemed very confused about what had happened, and if Blue had been dealing with a collapsing trachea, wouldn't she kind of assume that might have something to do with it?

And if the vet was able to tell that he hadn't been breathing, again, why would she be so confused in her post?

There are still a lot of questions surrounding Blue's mysterious passing, and unfortunately, we'll probably never get any real answers.

But hey, in six months we're almost guaranteed to get some creepy pictures of Farrah and Sophia with their stuffed dog.

And that's something, you know?

Farrah Abraham: Daughter Twerks, Wears Towel, Admits to Killing Dog

"She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I'm doing mine."

This is something that Farrah said about her daughter, Sophia, when she was only four years old.

Judging by recent developments, it's also probably something that she would still say today.

Yep, it doesn't look like Sophia, now nine years old, has much adult supervision, judging by the kinds of things she's been sharing on social media lately.

And if she does have adult supervision ... well, then perhaps we're even more concerned.

1. Exhausting

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How many times are we going to have to talk about Farrah and her complete lack of parenting skills? HOW MANY?!

2. Too Much

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It's always been excessive, how awful she is, but it's really been getting out of hand lately.

3. Seriously, Stop

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Just this month, she tried to convince Sophia that it would be a hilarious prank to convince someone that her dog had died, and then when her dog actually died, she took a video of Sophia crying instead of, you know, comforting her.

4. LOCK HER UP

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Also this month, Farrah was officially charged with battery after getting violent with a hotel employee -- and, don't forget, during the original incident, Sophia was upstairs sleeping.

5. Ugh

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Earlier this year, she got a lot of negative attention for having Sophia in the room while she got butt injections, and for getting her to film the procedure.

6. Uh ...

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Also earlier this year, she shocked us all when she said that she and Sophia take naked photos of each other and save them on their phones.
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Farrah Abraham Says She Wants to Date Male "Clone" of Herself in Latest Word Salad

The Maxim Hot 100 event took place in Los Angeles over the weekend. For some reason, Farrah Abraham was there.

While there, Farrah took a break from dreaming about giving her daughter plastic surgery and spoke about her favorite subject -- herself.

Specifically, she spoke about the dos and don'ts of dating, and mentioned that her ideal boyfriend would just be a boy version of herself.

Farrah Abraham in Boy Drag, Single AF

At the The Hollywood Palladium on Saturday, July 21, Farrah Abraham spoke to Us Weekly about her romantic life.

And she describes her perfect man.

"Look," Farrah says. "If I could find a clone of me in a man, I’d date him."

If went into shock and are suddenly covered with cold sweat at the thought of a clone of Farrah ... you are not alone.

"Yes," Farrah affirms.

We can only imagine that a male clone of Farrah would be delighted to find someone willing to actually date him.

Farrah and Sophia with Flowers

If you, whether you're a Farrah Clone or simply some person who for whatever reason thinks that dating Farrah might be a non-horrifying activity, she has some advice.

"I don’t even like pick-up lines," Farrah reveals.

Honestly, who does? The really good ones are rare, and even then, they're mostly just good for receiving in a text so that you can screencap them for a viral post on social media.

"I think recently," Farrah recalls. "A guy just like invited me and my daughter to go like boogie board or do something."

While inviting a child on dates isn't always appropriate, of course, showing that you're happy to include someone's child can be a great move when you're dating a single parent.

Farrah says that she accepted the invite, "and it turned out to be an amazing day."

Farrah Abraham Photoshop Fail

"We met in person," Farrah explains of this unnamed mystery man. "Actually at one of our agencies I work with."

"I didn’t know him," she reveals. "He didn’t know me."

Oh, that might explain why he asked her out, then.

Farrah explains how she responded to his overture: "It was just like, OK, let’s just like meet up and go out."

Yep. That's how it works.

"And it was just very nice," Farrah says. "So we loved it."

Farrah Abraham and an Embarrassed Soccer Player

Farrah continues, and seems to refer to her ex, stunt performer Aden Shay.

"I need to watch whom I date," Farrah laments. "As many men target me for my success."

Well, success is relative. But most would consider it a red flag if some dude wants to ride Farrah's coattails to Farrah levels of fame.

"I’m focused on work right now," Farrah clarifies. "Between TV and film projects."

As you may recall, Farrah thinks that J.J. Abrams is going to make a movie about her life.

Farrah's mind is . . . one of a kind. Until she makes this clone thing happen, we suppose.

Farrah Abraham Sucks at Photoshop

Even surrounded by the women whom Maxim considers to be the most beautiful on the planet, Farrah was feeling very confident on Saturday.

"I’m feeling sexy. I’m feeling really sexy tonight,” she announced. “I’m wearing Fashion Nova, and I’m feeling really hot."

Well, it's L.A. in July. It's a sun-baked dessert.

Farrah does reveal that she wants to keep her "dating life low-key."

We'll believe it when we don't hear about it.