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Hoopz to Farrah Abraham: Im’ma Knock You the F–k Out!

You know how Teen Mom villain Farrah Abraham is trying to be a celebrity boxer now?

Well, she's going to fight fellow reality television personality Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander.

And Nicole is promising that, when she's face to face with Farrah, she won't pull any punches -- literally.

Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander and Farrah Abraham

On Wednesday, Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander spoke to Detroit’s WJLB radio station, and as The Ashley notes, promised that she won't hold back.

"I’m gonna get in there and fight for real," she promises of her November 10 fight with Farrah.

"She’s an opponent," Nicole reasons.

They may be doing this for entertainment, but it's not a tickle fight.

"The people are coming out to see a fight," Nicole says.

And she plans to give it to them.

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Nicole also talks about why fans should believe that she's looking forward to blowing off some steam.

"At the end of the day, we walk around as celebrities," she explains.

The go on television to play roles "and we can’t touch anybody [on the shows we’re on]."

It sounds like this experience could be as cathartic for Nicole as it will be for the countless people who hate Farrah.

"So you’re giving me an opportunity to get in the ring and I can actually take something out on somebody else?!" Nicole says.

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"How am I gonna get in there and half-ass something?" Nicole asks.

That is a very fair point.

"[On reality shows] I didn’t [fight]," she explains.

Nicole says that the reason for that was "because there’s a clause [in your contract that says] you cant put your hands on nobody."

That is a very sensible clause for any reality show.

But in the ring, when the literal gloves go on, the figurative gloves come off.

Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander

Nicole is very aware of Farrah's ridiculous training efforts.

"She’s training as hard as she can train," Nicole says charitably.

Nicole then gets a little less charitable as she suggests that she is more than qualified to knock Farrah into next week.

"I’m probably over-training," Nicole admits.

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You know how Farrah has been going to the gym half-naked as part of her "training" program?

Nicole is all-too aware of it.

"I feel like she’s going to not even have a sports bra on," Nicole jokes about their upcoming fight.

Nicole says: "She’s been training half naked."

In fact, Farrah worked out in lingerie on a camgirl site ... and auctioned off the underwear she was wearing for cash afterwards.

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To be clear, she's not shaming Farrah for taking off her clothes. As you can see above, Nicole has posed in lingerie before.

She just knows how to separate stripping down from gearing up for a fight.

Nicole even jokes that Farrah may just strip naked for their fight in November. Which, to be fair, would absolutely fit Farrah's brand.

"She may come out in some nothingness," Nicole suggests.

That would be quite something. But Nicole suggests that it's fine if she does.

"It don’t matter," Nicole says confidently. "That’s how she’s gonna fall asleep."

Dang. Those are fighting words. Literally.

Farrah Abraham: That Drug Test Was FAKED and Bristol Palin is STILL Stalking Me!

Farrah Abraham went on Face The Truth and, when she tested positive for barbiturates, emphatically did not face the truth.

In a new interview, Farrah continues to claim that the drug test somehow produced a false positive.

She's also doubling down on her claim that Cheyenne shouldn't have been cast for Teen Mom, and that Bristol Palin is stalking her.

Farrah Abraham sat down for an interview with Jenny McCarthy, because water will always find its level.

"I literally did call my doctor because during my training I’m not allowed to have any of that in my system," Farrah protests.

As The Ashley notes, she is referring to her training for her November boxing match.

"If something is in my vitamins, or my drink supplements, or something like that," Farrah says. "I have to know about that."

As we all know, gummy vitamins come loaded with barbiturates. Breath mints are laced with coke. Chewing gum is basically just meth. (That's sarcasm, folks)

"I’m high energy!" Farrah continues. "I can’t be relaxed when I’m doing all my workouts so I was very confused."

"So basically that was a faulty test…" Farrah claims. "It’s like, I’m a mom. I do very much know what I’m having."

Again, Farrah is spinning this as if people believe that she is taking barbiturates without realizing it.

Then, she spins a theory.

"It was like a pee test," Farrah says. "I said that I was on my period but they took that as ‘hey, she must take a muscle relaxer or something.’"

Farrah believes that she was set up: "It’s like they took advantage of information."

"I take nothing for anything," claims the woman whom many feel should be medicated. "In real life, there’s nothing in my system."

They also address Farrah's belief that Bristol Palin is copying her, and Bristol saying that they're nothing alike.

"That’s OK. I really like being like myself. I’m very proud of myself," Farrah says.

"I hope that she and her children equally have a good situation…" Farrah says, before saying: "But that’s like ‘white girl interrupted.’"

That may be the funniest thing that Farrah has ever said.

"She moved to the same city as me, kind of does the same things as me," Farrah explains. "I don’t know what that is, but that’s a little scary!"

"Oh, Single White Female?" Farrah says when Jenny corrects her. "Either one! I don’t want any crazy stuff or people copying me or living where I live."

For the record, there are something like 950,000 people living in Austin. We suspect that none of them are there out of a desire to copy Farrah.

"I never exploit my child," Farrah claims. "I know what I’m doing and to value my daughter’s safety and for her own lifestyles and passions and careers."

Sophia is 9 years old, so careers is a weird choice of words. But that's what you'd expect from Farrah.

Farrah defends Sophia's social media presence, saying: "All of the kids, and friends in her age group, are all doing the challenges, the Musicallys, all these fun apps."

Misical.ly is an app liked by younger Gen Z folks, though it has its creepy side.

"Also, my daughter’s an influencer on some of these apps so if it’s all safe and it’s all fun," Farrah explains. "I don’t see the need of someone attacking me."

Farrah also explains why she no longer speaks to her former co-stars on Teen Mom OG.

"Sadly, because of all their jealousy and animosity or something, I have just turned my cheek and kept moving on," Farrah claims.

Farrah, who accused Viacom of committing hate crimes against her after she was fired, is portraying herself as Christ-like.

"Running forward is the best thing to do from ‘Teen Mom.’ I wish them all well with all their new kids and pregnancies," she says.

Again, she talks about turning the other cheek and in the same breath cannot resist trying to shade them about having a lot of children and pregnancies.

Farrah continues to insist that casting replacements for her was "not appropriate."

"I would say it’s not appropriate, for both Bristol and…the other woman who has joined," Farrah says, pretending that she doesn't know Cheyenne's name.

She explains that other women who tried out for Teen Mom were asked if they were fans of the show, and fans or "groupies" as Farrah calls them were excluded from casting.

"I would say it’s inappropriate because, when you’ve been watching a show, and you know what it’s about," Farrah begins.

Farrah continues: "and have been hovering around for so long, I don’t think that’s authentic to what the show’s about."

"I feel like Cheyenne and this other person [Cory Wharton], who was on MTV, definitely collaborated," Farrah theorizes.

Farrah claims that they "had a child and knew there was a space open and could be on ‘Teen Mom.’"

"Bristol, she’s been around," Farrah says vaguely. "She’s been to public speaking engagements with Maci and I."

"I really feel like they’re in the same category as those women who were chosen not to be on the show because they were ‘Teen Mom’ fans," Farrah has decided.

"That’s the reason that I say what I say," Farrah concludes. "It’s kind of a sad case."

Now, part of the reason Farrah went on Face The Truth in the first place was that she was having issues with her mother, Debra Danielsen.

"I am definitely speaking with my mom," Farrah affirms.

In fact, Farrah notes: "She’s actually going to be at the fight November 10 in Atlantic City."

"If there’s anyone who can show me love, and if there’s anyone who can make me upset, it’s my mom," Farrah explains.

"I’m happy that she’s there because if I get all worn out," Farrah says. "She can pump me back up again."

Since when has Farrah ever gotten tired of fighting?

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Farrah Abraham on Teen Mom: HA! It’s a Failure Without Me!

Teen Mom OG returned to the air on October 1, with one very obvious change:

Farrah Abraham is no longer a cast member.

She was fired in February and replaced by two additions: Bristol Palin and Cheyenne Floyd.

How did the Season 8 premiere fare without this controversial reality star on board?

Below, we relay the opening ratings and then we share Abraham's calm, cool and collected reaction to how the program is doing thus far without her polarizing presence...

1. The New Cast

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Here they are: Amber, Maci, Catelynn, Cheyenne and Bristol. MTV is banking on this quintet to draw in the ratings for Season 8.

2. Was the Premiere a Hit?

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Based on buzz, maybe. The Internet wrote a lot about Bristol and her marital problems. Based on ratings, however? Well...

3. Under a Million Viewers Tuned In

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According to Ratings by the Numbers, the Season 8 premiere drew in 957,000 viewers for its original airing at 9/8c on Monday, October 1.

4. Can We Compare This to The Season 7 Premiere?

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Of course. On November 27, 2017 -- a premiere that featured Abraham in all her Farrah glory - 1.319 million viewers were viewing MTV to see what these women were up to.

5. As for the Season 7 Finale?

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That episode garnered 1.098 million viewers, meaning there was a pretty significant drop-off from those who were curious to see what Farrah was doing to those who tuned in for the debut of Bristol and Chyenne.

6. Was This Really a Reflection of Farrah Getting Fired?

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We mean... perhaps. There's no real way of knowing. But ratings across the board have been dropping on television as streaming services take off, viewers have more options and the use of DVR explodes.
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Bristol Palin to Farrah Abraham: You’re a Bad Parent and Role Model!

Farrah Abraham has been replaced on Teen Mom OG, and to absolutely no one's surprise, she is not taking it well.

Bristol Palin has shot down the claim that she secretly wants to be just like Farrah.

Now, she's doubling down on that, and dragging Farrah as a mother, a role model, and a human being.

Bristol Arrives

Appearing on Teen Mom: After The Show, Bristol Palin is affirming that she has no special love for Afarrah Abraham.

"No," she says. "There’s nothing about me that wants to be anything like her."

"And," Bristol continues. "I would never want my girls to look up to someone like that."

"So girlfriend," she says in an exaggerated manner before snapping in a Z-formation, giving us flashbacks to well over a decade ago.

Bristol can't keep up the overly dramatic act, and says: "I'm just joking!"

Farrah Abraham Is Rendered Speechless

She's clearly not joking about her feelings regardling Farrah, however, because she recently told Jenny McCarthy something similar.

"It’s just like, 'Oh, she’s trying to be me,'" Bristol said.

Farrah has accused both Bristol and Cheyenne of trying and failing to be her.

"It’s like, girlfriend," Bristol said. "You could not pay me to want to be anything like you. Honestly."

"So no," Bristol said. "I’m not trying to be like her."

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Farrah trashed her Teen Mom replacements, saying that either they themselves are stupid or the decision to cast them was -- or both.

"There’s no intelligence there," Farrah said, presumably while looking into a mirror.

"And," Farrah continued. "I actually feel like the Teen Mom fans deserve to have better people fill my position."

She wasn't working as a store clerk -- she was part of a reality show, so that's awkward phrasing.

Also, fill my position sounds like a euphemism when Farrah says it.

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"And," Farrah said. "They deserve to have better quality."

She also believes that not only are Bristol and Cheyenne inadequate, but they're not even being paid as well as she was.

"Last I heard," Farrah claims. "They said they couldn’t [have] been paid enough to be like me."

"But yet, they are paid," Farrah says. "They’re filling my spot."

Farrah may bitterly hate Teen Mom, but it sounds like the show is an ex that she just can't stand to see move on to someone else.

Bristol Palin Looks Unhappy

Bristol isn't exactly anyone's favorite person. She's been accused of being a racist and a homophobe.

It doesn't help that her mother is the absolutely infamous Sarah Palin.

Trying to out-awful Bristol is a tall order, but Farrah always seems to come across looking like an absolute maniac when the two of them feud.

On her own, Bristol may hold some truly terrible political views and bear the curse of her last name.

But when you put her beside Farrah, she looks calm and reasonable by comparison.

Farrah might not mean to, but she's doing Bristol, Teen Mom OG, and MTV a huge favor by going on these rants.

Farrah Abraham Bashes Simon Saran, Feels Like So Bad For His Stupid Rebound Chick

Farrah Abraham appeared on Face The Truth to defend her parenting and to test positive for barbiturates, but that's not her only new television gig.

Farrah will appear alongside ex-boyfriend Simon Saran on Season 2 of Ex on the Beach.

She's already building hype by, you guessed it, attacking Simon on social media.

Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran in Bridal Shop

Farrah took to her Instagram stories to tease her ire for ex-boyfriend Simon Saran.

In her post, she writes over (alleged) messages from Simon.

We should of course acknowledge that any and all social media messages can be faked.

That said, we're not willing to wager that Farrah knows how to do that.

The fact of the matter is that Simon, in these messages, looks like he's mostly just reaching out to be nice.

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In these chaotic images, Simon appears to have sent Farrah money.

Simon also writes: "I love you & miss you."

"Ex’s [sic] never get over me," Farrah laments. "This one is just in line with the rest – BYE."

As far as we know, Farrah doesn't have all that many ex-boyfriends.

But we have to agree with her -- most people would take a long time to recover from dating her.

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"Sending me money again?" Farrah seems to laugh. "I don’t even talk to you $$$$ thanks."

He also offered to get her some massages, inviting her to let him do something nice for her.

"I feel sorry for his stupid rebound chick who he never liked," Farrah says.

It doesn't really sound like she feels all that sorry for Ashley Hannawacker.

If she did, she probably wouldn't be calling her a stupid rebound chick, right?

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Farrah dismisses Simon, writing "BYE" in all caps.

For that matter, she also calls him "Slimon," fusing his name with the word slime.

It even appears that she has saved his contact information on her phone under that name.

Ouch.

It's kind of weird for Farrah to be "bashing" Simon by just acting like a huge jerk and showing her followers that he still says and does nice things for her.

But hey, whatever builds hype for Ex on the Beach, we guess.

Simon Saran and Ashley Hannawacker

Ashley Hannawacker and Simon have been together since March.

So far, Simon hasn't posted anything inflammatory about Farrah.

A few weeks ago, he did share a piece of advice on social media: "Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution."

He doesn't mention Farrah by name, but that looks like a reference to the Teen Mom Terror if we've ever heard one.

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As for Ex on the Beach, Farrah and Simon are said to have begun filming a few weeks ago.

Everything should be wrapped up in time to give Farrah plenty of time to prepare for her upcoming boxing match.

Farrah sure does love to fight.

Farrah Abraham Goes Back to Court: Is She in Jail Yet?!

Farrah Abraham has a lot going on in her life right now.

She's been training for that celebrity boxing match, she failed that drug test, she's in that weird new feud with Vivica A. Fox ...

Farrah Abraham Rolls Her Eyes, Deep in Thought

Speaking of feuds, she's been having a little public spat with Bristol Palin, too, and she's still pretty fond of running her mouth about Teen Mom OG and how much better she is than all the cast members.

Like we said, she's pretty busy these days.

With everything we've been hearing about her lately, you may have forgotten that there's a decent chance she could be going to jail soon.

Back in June, everybody's favorite former Teen Mom was arrested after causing a scene at a hotel in Beverly Hills.

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According to some poor hotel guests who were unlucky enough to be there with Farrah, she seemed intoxicated that night, and we know that she was rowdy enough to get kicked out.

A security guard came to escort her away, and that's when things got bad.

Or, well, worse.

The guard claimed that Farrah got violent with him when he tried to remove her from the hotel -- he said she hit him in the face with her forearm, and that she also grabbed his head and shook it.

Farrah Abrahm Boxes In a Thong

Someone called the police, and when officers arrived, she told them to "f-ck off," and she pulled the "don't you know who I am?" trick a few times.

It did not work.

She stayed in jail until the next afternoon, and a few weeks after that, she was officially charged with battery and resisting arrest.

If she's found guilty, she could face up to eighteen months in jail, and that's exciting, right?

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Not because we want to see her fail or be sad or anything like that, just because it's neat when people do bad things and then face consequences for their actions.

She had her first big court date last month, and she was offered a plea deal -- a pretty sweet one, too.

If she agreed to the deal, then the battery charge would go away, and instead she'd be charged with trespassing, which just sounds better, you know?

Instead of going to jail, she'd just be on probation for a few years, and on top of that she'd have to take some anger management classes, do community service, and stay away from the hotel where everything went down.

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It seems like a good deal, especially since several witnesses all agree that she's guilty of attacking that security guard, and we're pretty sure those police officers could convince a judge that she's guilty of resisting arrest, too.

But did she take that deal?

You know she didn't!

As Farrah explained in an interview after that court date, she didn't accept the deal because she's not guilty -- ever since this whole mess started, she's been insisting she's not guilty.

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For what it's worth, she also said that she's "very mentally stable" and that she has "no aggressive issues."

It's hard to comprehend just how delusional she really is, isn't it?

But that all happened several weeks ago -- what's going on with everything now?

Well, Farrah just had another hearing, and ... ugh.

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Before she made her way into court, she did a little Instagram Live video in which she told her followers "I better not be found guilty of anything."

"I'm nervous, I've been stressed out," she said. "I have anxiety about all this."

For anyone who may be in the same position she's in right now, she advised them to "stand firm for whatever you believe in, do not say you're guilty for something and take a plea deal."

"Stand firm if you guys have court or anything. I know it's stressful."

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"For the record," she added, "I never trespassed. For the record, I never battered someone. That would be a no-no and I never resisted an officer."

"I'm never living in Beverly Hills ever again! It is trouble!"

So there you have it!

Farrah never did any of those things that many, many people saw her because "that would be a no-no," and no-nos are something Farrah does not do.

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It's as simple as that.

Did the judge buy this incredible "no-no" argument?

As frustrating as it is, we don't know -- we just know that she has another pre-trial hearing on November 2nd.

Why is this taking so long? Is this normal? Are they trying to decide if Farrah is mentally competent enough for an actual trial? Did that failed drug test affect any of this?

So many questions, and absolutely no answers.

Guess we'll have to wait until November to see how the no-no defense plays out!

Farrah Abraham: Vivica A. Fox Is Trying to Destroy Me!

Throughout her years on Teen Mom: OG, Farrah Abraham set the bar pretty high in terms of drama and truly absurd behavior.

But believe it or not, the reality-star-turned-porn-star-turned-celebrity-boxer may have topped herself in her long-awaited return to television.

Farrah Abraham Hears But Does Not Listen

As you may have heard, Farrah recently appeared on Face the Truth, a new syndicated talk show in which D-list celebs and other unfortunate souls volunteer to have their lives picked apart by a panel of hosts.

Why would anyone submit themselves to this sort of treatment?

That's a great question that we're not 100 percent qualified to answer, but we would assume it's for roughly the same reason that you hate Facebook, yet continue to post non-stop status updates:

It's 2018, and now more than ever, negative attention is better than no attention at all.

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Anyway, Farrah's estranged mother, Debra Danielsen, also appeared on the show, and it seems Deb is convinced that her daughter is on all the drugs.

If you're wondering how she may have gotten that impression, please watch any existing video clip of Farrah, and you'll immediately understand.

Farrah, of course, denied the allegations, but unfortunately for her, it's quite easy to definitively determine if someone is on drugs.

And so, tests were conducted, and to the surprise of absolutely no one, Farrah had barbiturates in her system.

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Of course, Farrah subscribes to the Trump theory of reality, which holds that there is no objective truth, and if you can successfully deflect blame onto a rival, then you can never be guilty of anything.

And so, Ms. Abraham gave a long, rambling, extremely Farrah-esque interview in which she blamed FTT host Vivica A. Fox for tampering with the test results:

"I was just actually more disappointed in the press that Vivica had to do in order to get press for her show," Farrah told Radar Online.

"She’s like, 'Oh, people are sending in letters,' No. You have a fake audience, you attack women, your advice isn’t even credible that you’re giving someone as I do go to therapy, I do have family therapy ongoing with my mom.

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Farrah went on to make wilds claims about her own health that can only be described as "Trumpian":

"I take it upon myself to have the best health to not have anything in — anything my doctors give me. Their drug test was false. My doctors all looked at everything they gave me, there’s no Barbiturates in there.

"Vivica’s been on reality TV herself so I guess if she wants to say that I’m trash — I work my a-- off. Like, I’m filming 24/7 right now, I’m sick, I’m on a reality TV show set nonstop, and I don’t stop working," Farrah continued.

"That’s way more drive and way more hard work than a TV talk show where you should up and you do fake talk TV and cause fake problems." 

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Vivica has yet to publicly respond to the accusations, which is probably for the best.

For one thing, what we saw on the show speaks for itself.

On top of that, this is Farrah we're talking about, which means roughly half of what she said makes no sense at all.

Plus, Farrah needs a celebrity boxing opponent, and we're sure she'd love to lure Vivica into that mess.

Farrah Abraham Trashes New Teen Moms: What Pathetic, Dumb Losers!

Farrah Abraham is out.

Cheyenne Floyd is in.

And a new rivalry has apparently been born.

With Abraham having been fired by MTV several months ago due to her involvement in the amateur porn business, the network went out and hired two replacements:

Floyd and Bristol Palin.

Farrah has hurled a bit of shade at these newbies on occasion over the past few weeks, but she opened up in depth for the first time while speaking to Us Weekly on Friday, September 21.

What did she have to say? Scroll down to find out!

1. Let's Just Get Right To It!

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Tell us how you feel, Farrah. "There’s no intelligence there and I actually feel like the Teen Mom fans deserve to have better people fill my position and they deserve to have better quality," she told the above-mentioned tabloid in this extended interview, going right after Bristol, but especially Cheyenne, for simply not being very smart.

2. How Do We Know She's Taking Aim Specifically at Floyd?

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Because she continued as follows: "They’re from other MTV shows, they’re like Teen Mom groupies. They’re Teen Mom, like, fans, and that’s fine if you are, but don’t go on my show that you watched, talk s—t about me, act like me, it’s like white Girl Interrupted. It’s not cool, it’s not OK."

3. Where Have We Seen Floyd Before?

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She appeared on MTV’s Are You the One? and The Challenge: Rivals III, which is actually where she met baby daddy Cory Wharton, who will also been on Teen Mom OG Season 8.

4. So, She Had Nothing at All to Say About Bristol?

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HA! Does that sound like Abraham at all? She had plenty to say about this shocking new Teen Mom cast member.

5. Here She Goes...

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"Last I heard they said they couldn’t been paid enough to be like me, but yet, they are paid, they’re filling my spot," Farrah told Us Weekly.

6. What? Was That English?

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Sort of -- but it was a to reference to comments Palin recently made about NOT acting like the ex-Teen Mom OG star during an appearance on Jenny McCarthy’s SiriusXM radio show.
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Bristol Palin Blasts Farrah Abraham: We Are NOTHING Alike!

As you've likely heard by now, Bristol Palin will be joining the cast of Teen Mom OG for the show's upcoming eighth season.

Bristol is one of two new cast members replacing the fired Farrah Abraham, the other being former The Challenge star Cheyenne Floyd.

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But Farrah has become desperate in her efforts to remain relevant as of late, so perhaps it should come as no surprise that she decided to launch an attack against the more high profile of her usurpers.

Yes, for about a month now, Farrah has been talking smack about Bristol every chance she gets.

And of course, she's been favoring the old "why are you so obsessed with me?!" card and accusing Bristol of biting her style.

Bristol appeared on Jenny McCarthy's Sirius XM show earlier this week, and the unhinged host showed little interest in vaccinating Palin from the infectious disease that is Farrah: 

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“Farrah had said something about you, saying, ‘She looks like she wants to be me,’� McCarthy said

At first, Palin was sympathetic and allowed for the possibility that she and Farrah have suffered similar mistreatment by the press:

“Girlfriend. I watch the show. I kind of felt bad,� she said about Abraham.

“I know how it feels to be judged off the bat. I feel like I walk into a room and people just whisper.� 

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From there, Bristol went into mild shade-throwing mode, stating that she pities poor Farrah for the obvious difficulty she's experiencing in her post-MTV life:

“I watch the show. Maybe she’s just misunderstood. Poor girl, I feel so bad.�

When McCarthy directly quoted Abraham as saying, "She's trying to be me," Palin finally lost it.

“Girlfriend, you could not pay me to want to be anything like you,� Bristol said.

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“Honestly. No, I’m not trying to be like her.�

From there, Bristol was off on a rant, confirming that those who have had actual interactions with Farrah share the opinion of those who have only watched her from afar -- the girl is batsh-t crazy.

“This is the only time I’m going to address it. I can’t stand people like that," Bristol raged.

"They are just searching for attention. So, it’s poke, poke, poke. No. You’re like that on the show because that’s how you are.�

We didn't think Farrah could sink any lower than she already had, but amazingly she's found a way to look like the psychotic one in a feud with a freakin' Palin.

Farrah Abraham: My Daughter LOVES Watching Me Get Butt Injections!

Face The Truth could not have had a better guest than Farrah Abraham, because it is difficult to find a worse guest than Farrah Abraham.

We saw Farrah Abraham freak out over her drug test results, but that wasn't the only topic that made her get defensive.

When the panel of experts confronted her about giving her daughter room to be a child, Farrah did not take it well.

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Farrah and her mother, Debra Danielsen, appeared on Face The Truth opposite host Vivica A. Fox and panelists Dr. Judy Ho, Judge "Scary Mary" Chrzanowski, Areva Martin, and Rosie Mercado

Before the show came to a point where Farrah accused the panelists of sabotaging her urine sample to have her drug test come back positive for barbituates, Farrah had other issues.

When the panelists questioned her parenting choices, including bringing 9-year-old Sophia into the room as Farrah received butt injections, Farrah didn't care for it.

"Clearly," Farrah replied. "You stand in a point of you're not okay with it and that's fine."

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"In real life, there's no negativity, there's nothing going on," Farrah insists.

"I don't know how many kids you have or what you're doing," Farrah continues. "But don't say one thing when you're not the doctor."

Farrah then goes on to clame: "I'm a mom and I'm a damn good mom."

Mercado counters, referring to Farrah making a cutesie video while her daughter watches her get butt fillers. "That doesn't look like that's a really good mom."

Farrah is not happy

In case it's unclear why the panelists are taking issue, Fox explains: "There are people now that are having to get surgeries to have things removed from the body, from the butt, from that whole craze."

They're not telling Farrah that she can't get butt injections -- they're telling her that doing it in front of her 9-year-old may be sending her the wrong message.

Farrah doesn't get it, and insists that she's just getting a "normal boost of collagen."

She says that she's not "putting fake cement in my butt and going to the emergency room."

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Farrah believes that the educational value of the experience makes it worth it for Sophia to watch.

Fox says in disbelief: "At 9-years-old, your 9 year old daughter needs to be educated about collagen being shot in your ass?"

Farrah's response does not go over well with the audience.

"I'm sorry, babies get shots in their butts every day," Farrah insists, as if that were the same. "Go to your pediatrician!"

Farrah on face the truth

She also does not like it when the panelists talk about the real risks involved of letting a 9-year-old like Sophia be on social media.

"I will step away while you look in and just sensationalize the negativity," Farrah says before storming off. "We do not pay attention for that for mental health reasons."

Fox points out that all of this adds up to Sophia not really getting a chance to go through normal and healthy developmental milestones.

"Are you allowing Sophia to be a kid?" Fox asks. "You're taking your child to cosmetic procedures."

Fox continues: "To me, in my opinion, you're having her pose in sexually suggestive ways. What's wrong with her just being a kid?"

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"Nothing's wrong with her being a kid," Farrah retorts. "I actually am so disgusted with how everybody is so in tune with all the negatives."

She hates that they're "allowing those negative, disgusting connotations to butt in on creativity and what kids want to be a kid and want to be fun and creative."

"And that's something I'm not going to do," Farrah concludes.

This is the problem with ignore the haters rhetoric -- some people, like Farrah, cannot tell the difference between hateful trolls and genuine critiques.

Farrah stormed off, and Dr. Judy Ho -- who really is the best of the bunch at phrasing things delicately -- tried to calm her by assuring her that they're not trying to attack her.

Farrah abraham punches a water bottle

To show that she's actually super mature, Farrah has since posted a video of her trying to punch a water bottle but instead punching a man's hand.

Farrah's captions reveal that she wants to punch Vivica A. Fox: "When I want to beat up the host on the show (host = water bottle)."

In case there was any ambiguity, she added the tag "#facethetruth."

Some people absolutely cannot tolerate criticism, whether it is blunt or delicately phrased. Farrah is one of those people.

The panelists were harsh with Farrah, but we suppose that they had to be -- otherwise, she'd just interpret their words as praise.

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Farrah Abraham: My Daughter LOVES Watching Me Get Butt Injections!

Face The Truth could not have had a better guest than Farrah Abraham, because it is difficult to find a worse guest than Farrah Abraham.

We saw Farrah Abraham freak out over her drug test results, but that wasn't the only topic that made her get defensive.

When the panel of experts confronted her about giving her daughter room to be a child, Farrah did not take it well.

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Farrah and her mother, Debra Danielsen, appeared on Face The Truth opposite host Vivica A. Fox and panelists Dr. Judy Ho, Judge "Scary Mary" Chrzanowski, Areva Martin, and Rosie Mercado

Before the show came to a point where Farrah accused the panelists of sabotaging her urine sample to have her drug test come back positive for barbituates, Farrah had other issues.

When the panelists questioned her parenting choices, including bringing 9-year-old Sophia into the room as Farrah received butt injections, Farrah didn't care for it.

"Clearly," Farrah replied. "You stand in a point of you're not okay with it and that's fine."

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"In real life, there's no negativity, there's nothing going on," Farrah insists.

"I don't know how many kids you have or what you're doing," Farrah continues. "But don't say one thing when you're not the doctor."

Farrah then goes on to clame: "I'm a mom and I'm a damn good mom."

Mercado counters, referring to Farrah making a cutesie video while her daughter watches her get butt fillers. "That doesn't look like that's a really good mom."

Farrah is not happy

In case it's unclear why the panelists are taking issue, Fox explains: "There are people now that are having to get surgeries to have things removed from the body, from the butt, from that whole craze."

They're not telling Farrah that she can't get butt injections -- they're telling her that doing it in front of her 9-year-old may be sending her the wrong message.

Farrah doesn't get it, and insists that she's just getting a "normal boost of collagen."

She says that she's not "putting fake cement in my butt and going to the emergency room."

Farrah abraham rolls her eyes deep in thought

Farrah believes that the educational value of the experience makes it worth it for Sophia to watch.

Fox says in disbelief: "At 9-years-old, your 9 year old daughter needs to be educated about collagen being shot in your ass?"

Farrah's response does not go over well with the audience.

"I'm sorry, babies get shots in their butts every day," Farrah insists, as if that were the same. "Go to your pediatrician!"

Farrah on face the truth

She also does not like it when the panelists talk about the real risks involved of letting a 9-year-old like Sophia be on social media.

"I will step away while you look in and just sensationalize the negativity," Farrah says before storming off. "We do not pay attention for that for mental health reasons."

Fox points out that all of this adds up to Sophia not really getting a chance to go through normal and healthy developmental milestones.

"Are you allowing Sophia to be a kid?" Fox asks. "You're taking your child to cosmetic procedures."

Fox continues: "To me, in my opinion, you're having her pose in sexually suggestive ways. What's wrong with her just being a kid?"

Farrah abraham yells on face the truth

"Nothing's wrong with her being a kid," Farrah retorts. "I actually am so disgusted with how everybody is so in tune with all the negatives."

She hates that they're "allowing those negative, disgusting connotations to butt in on creativity and what kids want to be a kid and want to be fun and creative."

"And that's something I'm not going to do," Farrah concludes.

This is the problem with ignore the haters rhetoric -- some people, like Farrah, cannot tell the difference between hateful trolls and genuine critiques.

Farrah stormed off, and Dr. Judy Ho -- who really is the best of the bunch at phrasing things delicately -- tried to calm her by assuring her that they're not trying to attack her.

Farrah abraham punches a water bottle

To show that she's actually super mature, Farrah has since posted a video of her trying to punch a water bottle but instead punching a man's hand.

Farrah's captions reveal that she wants to punch Vivica A. Fox: "When I want to beat up the host on the show (host = water bottle)."

In case there was any ambiguity, she added the tag "#facethetruth."

Some people absolutely cannot tolerate criticism, whether it is blunt or delicately phrased. Farrah is one of those people.

The panelists were harsh with Farrah, but we suppose that they had to be -- otherwise, she'd just interpret their words as praise.

Farrah abraham melts down on camera im a great mom

Jeremy Calvert to Teen Mom Fans: Leave Farrah Abraham Alone!

Farrah Abraham has a lot of critics, but not very many defenders.

The reasons for this are myriad, of course, as Farrah continues to find ways to f-ck up not only her own existence, but that of her 9-year-old daughter.

Sure, it's Farrah's life, and if she wants to star in live-streaming online sex shows instead of a popular reality series, that's her decision to make.

She would probably find at least some fan support for such choices, were it not for the fact that she's terrible to everyone in her life, especially her mother and daughter.

But now, Farrah has found an unlikely defender in Leah Messer's second husband, Jeremy Calvert.

As a result, another star of the franchise is attempting to get Calvert to see the light, and Farrah is proving once again that she doesn't need to star on a Teen Mom series in order to stir up major drama with the shows' cast. Details:

1. A Problem Like Farrah

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Where to begin with Ms. Abraham's many, many flaws as a mother and member of society? For time's sake, we'll just stick to the last couple months of Farrah f-ck ups.

2. Keeping Busy

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Yes, it was quite the summer for Farrah, who kicked things off by being arrested for attacking a staff member at the Beverly Hills Hotel while her daughter was asleep nearby.

3. The Dead Dog Debacle

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Shortly thereafter, Farrah attempted to show off her comedic chops by making a video in which she encourages Sophia to "prank" a friend by telling the girl her dog has died. Funny stuff!

4. The Boxer

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At the moment, Farrah is preparing or her first "celebrity boxing" match, which mostly consists of charging fans to watch her work out in various stages of undress. Sadly, her career as a nude pugilist may be over before it begins because ...

5. Farrah Is Back on Drugs

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Come to think of it, we don't know if she was ever off drugs. Whatever the case, she recently tested positive for barbituates while filming a TV show and then tried to play dumb in hilarious fashion.

6. Farrah Being Farrah

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Farrah Abraham Lands Spot on MTV Reality Show … With Her Ex-Boyfriend Simon Saran

It's been almost ten months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG.

The reasons for her dismissal vary, depending on whose version of events you believe, but whether it was Farrah's work as a camgirl or her notoriously horrendous attitude that got her canned, the upshot remains the same:

Farrah Abraham Solo

Ms. Abraham is no longer a cast member on the show that made her famous.

But that doesn't mean she's through working for the network that gave her her big break.

According to The Ashley's Reality Roundup, Farrah is currently in her second week of filming for MTV's Ex on the Beach Season 2.

She'll be joined on the notoriously drama-packed series by her most volatile ex, Simon Saran.

Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran in Bridal Shop

The news may come as a shock to TMOG fans, due to the fact that when Farrah and Simon broke up last year, it was not on the best of terms.

In fact, these two took shots at each other on social media for months after they parted ways.

Now, they'll do battle and plot revenge hookups with other pseudo-celebs on the sunny beaches of Malibu.

According to The Ashley, Saran revealed his involvement with the show in a recent social media post.

Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran Photo

And we think it's safe to say he sounded less than enthused about the experience.

 “MTV appearance, f-ck it, why not," Saran wrote on Instagram this week.

In a way, this is a double-reconciliation of sorts for Farrah.

In addition to crossing paths with Saran again, Farrah is once more working with Viacom, the network that owns MTV.

Farrah Abraham, Simon Saran MTV Movie Awards Photo

It's a bit of an unexpected reunion as Abraham sued Viacom for wrongful dismissal after she was fired from TMOG.

Maybe the company decided to throw her a one-off gig as part of her severance package.

Or maybe they've finally figured out what fans have known all along -- obnoxious as she may be, Farrah is ratings gold.

Whatever the case, we applaud the decision to re-introduce one of the most memorable trainwrecks in the history of reality TV.

Cory Wharton Takes Aim at Farrah Abraham: Thanks for Your Money, Loser!

In case anyone was wondering...

... it looks like Cory Wharton will fit in just fine as a member of the Teen Mom OG cast.

How can we say for certain?

Here, Daddy

Because the fitness coach is already firing shots at deposed MTV star Farrah Abraham.

Speaking to the Domenick Nati Show this week, Wharton - who cable network viewers might recognize from his days on Ex on the Beach and The Challenge - opened up for the first time about his casting on Teen Mom OG.

As previously detailed, Wharton is joining the series this fall as the baby daddy (not boyfriend!) of fellow newbie Cheyenne Floyd.

Wharton has the opportunity to do so, of course, because MTV fired Abraham several months ago due to her ongoing participation in amateur pornography videos.

Does Wharton wish Abraham were still around?

Does he yearn to spar with her on air or just interact with her in various ways?

Nope, not really, he says.

Cory Wharton and Family

"I could give two sh-ts less if Farrah was on this season," Cory said during the aforementioned interview, elaborating a bit as follows:

"I think it would be great, more ratings, more exposure for us. I could care less. If she's happy doing what she's doing, I have no problem taking her spot this season."

And then here comes the shade:

"You can pass her check right over here and I'll be okay with that."

HA! We love it.

And we love it even more because we're guessing Abraham will hate it and respond in some crass manner on social media.

Farrah Abraham Solo

Wharton is following a long tradition of slamming Abraham, as Maci Bookout recently took aim at Farrah herself via a recent Instagram caption.

It also appears as if Wharton will be following the even longer-running tradition of getting into major arguments on air, considering the way he teased what fans can expect when Teen Mom OG premieres on October 1.

"There's probably be some type of physical fight," he said in the interview. "There's going to be lots of tears."

Sounds par for the MTV course.

Here's a closer look at what's to come on Season 8:

Finally, Wharton explained his relationship with Floyd a little clearer.

Folks had been under the impression in the past that Cheyenne didn't tell Cory he was the father of little Ryder until the girl was six months old.

But that isn't exactly how it played out, he now says.

"Cheyenne did tell me she was pregnant right away," according to Wharton.

"She told me there was a chance that it could be mine, but it wasn't really likely because you know, we hooked up in New York. We weren't really a thing at the time... We hooked up and after that she started seeing somebody else... They were dating.

"We didn't think it was mine beause it was only one time."

Cheyenne Floyd and Cory Wharton with Daughter

Ah, okay then.

At this point, however, Cory and Cheyenne co-parent amicably and, as anyone who follows Wharton on social media knows well, Cory gets to spend a lot of time with his child.

"Had a fun day at the apple orchard with the family," he wrote as a caption to the first image above, concluding:

"I just wanted to say thank you guys for all the positive comments and messages, I’ve gotten after letting everyone know we are joining the Teen Mom series.

"THANK YOU GUYS!!!!! Please look at Ryder’s face in the last picture. I think we already embarrass her."

Farrah Abraham Tests Positive for Barbiturates, Freaks the Eff Out

We already told you about Farrah Abraham's barely coherent denials that she's either a porn star or a junkie. No one rants like Farrah rants.

Well, as you'll see in the clip that we've included, she gets to see the results of her drug test on Face The Truth.

Farrah tests positive for barbiturates, and to absolutely no one's surprise, she does not handle it well.

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On Face The Truth, Judge Mary Chrzanowski prefaces the results with a very important disclaimer.

"I’d like to first say before I give the results that some tests we can take and be very specific about what the drug is -- such as cocaine, such as marijuana," Scary Mary explains. "And others it’s more of a generalization.”

Then come the results. While Debra Danielsen's drug test came back negative, Farrah was another story.

“She did test positive for barbiturates," Judge Mary shares. "But that could be a prescribed drug. So, if her doctor legally prescribed a barbiturate for her, that’s fine."

Farrah appears to be shocked, saying: "I’m sorry, what?"

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It's up to host Vivica A. Fox to break it down for Farrah.

"She said that, basically, you tested positive," Vivica explains. "But that could have been the result of you being -- listen, listen -- before you go, just listen."

Farrah protests: "I’m confused."

"Just listen to me baby,” Vivica urges her. “That could’ve been something that you got from a doctor, that maybe you were prescribed -- a muscle relaxer or something like that. But, you did test positive for a barbiturate."

This is where we'd explain what a barbiturate is, but Dr. Judy Ho beat us to the punch.

"OK, so Farrah," she explains. "A barbiturate is a central nervous system depressant. There’s some prescribed medications, so maybe you can show me your list of medications later and we can take a look."

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While Dr. Judy Ho is trying to help diffuse the situation, Farrah is growing increasingly upset ... and starts spinning conspiracy theories.

"So," Farrah says. "I don’t think either that’s mine, and I have to just say, did someone confuse something?"

"I have to be that blunt," Farrah says. "I have to be that blunt at this moment in my life up here. I’m sorry if it sounds so crazy.”

“Or if someone," Farrah begins to accuse. "I am so laughing out loud right now."

Vivica has to poke fun at that, saying: "Let me tell you ‘LOL,’ did you think that, what, one of us just went and peed in a cup for you and made you just come up with a barbiturate test?"

"No," Farrah says. "I’m asking you what the hell’s going on by you saying that if I’m not taking it?"

That is ... a very Farrah Abraham style of sentence.

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Dr. Judy Ho asks: "Do you take any, like, aids for sleep or anything like that?"

Farrah replies: "No."

"OK," the doctor says. "Any mood stabilizers, or –"

Nada, Farrah insists.

"Nothing like that?" Dr. Judy Ho asks. "You have no other prescriptions?"

Farrah says that she does not.

Farrah abraham and debra danielsen on face the truth

At this point, Judge Mary Chrzanowski no longer seems entertained by Farrah's denials.

Scary Mary says: "Let’s just say it was a false positive and leave it at that, because we’re not gonna win with her."

This is just supposed to be a way out, to end the dispute, the equivalent of saying "yes dear" to your family to avoid conflict.

Farrah seems to miss Judge Mary's meaning, and asks why the test gave a false positive -- and is clearly the only person in the room who doesn't understand that they're just humoring her protests.

Dr. Judy tries to tell her to follow up with her doctor, but Farrah rambles over her, declaring her intent to "follow up with the producers who actually initiated this."

Yikes.

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Farrah Abraham: I’m Not a Junkie OR a Porn Star!

Farrah Abraham has been getting away with a lot for a very long time.

For years, Teen Mom fans have looked on in amazement as Farrah mistreated the people in her life, engaged in seriously questionable behavior in order to make a buck, and demonstrated the sort of erratic behavior that makes Jenelle Evans look somewhat sane.

But now, it looks as though Farrah has finally been taken to task in a public forum.

And as you may have guessed, she wasn't exactly thrilled with how it all played out.

Jump into the gallery below to see Farrah get her comeuppance:

1. Farrah Being Farrah

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Farrah, of course, is no stranger to criticism. Earlier this year, she was fired from Teen Mom OG, but she still manages to piss people off with her erratic behavior on a daily basis.

2. Staying Active

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Despite no longer appearing on the show that made her famous, Farrah is still making headlines these days.

3. Cam Star

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For one thing, Farrah still appears in live online sex shows for the Cam Soda website. It's a living!

4. The Boxer

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And soon, Farrah will be stepping into the ring for a celebrity boxing match against Flavor of Love star Hoopz. Kind of stretching the definition of "celebrity" there, but that's a conversation for another time.

5. The Fighter

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Of course, Farrah's best-publicized altercation was her recent fight with a staff member at the Beverly Hills Hotel, for which she was arrested and spent the night in jail.

6. On a Roll

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With all these recent developments in her life, it's not hard to see why Farrah is still a subject of interest to the media. And her recent appearance on the new syndicated talk show Face the Truth might be the most disastrous media event of her career ...
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