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Farrah Abraham Sues Viacom for Teen Mom OG Firing!

Before we get started, let's take a moment to reflect on Farrah Abraham and the many, many hate crimes she's endured these past few months.

Let's consider how hard it's been for her, and how the things she's been going through have definitely, without a doubt been hate crimes.

Farrah on Instagram

... Are we good now?

Yes, so our beloved Farrah has been in a bit of a tailspin since October, when she was fired from Teen Mom OG.

It's taken a while to get the full story, mostly because for the first couple of months after it happened Farrah had been the only one telling the story.

And as you may have noticed, she's not the most reliable narrator. And also she has a hard time with words and figuring out how they work.

To hear her tell it, she was fired because of her work in the sex industry, and to be fired for such a reason was literally a hate crime.

Farrah Abraham Blonde Photo

She was sex-shamed by Teen Mom producers, she and her family had been manipulated for years into ruining their lives for good storylines.

She had a lot of accusations.

As it turns out, the powers that be didn't love all the porn stuff, but another very big issue was the way Farrah treated crew members.

Because she honestly treated them like absolute garbage.

There was a little confusion over whether or not she was actually fired though -- MTV owns the show, obviously but a separate production company films it, and they were the ones who did the firing.

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But regardless, she hasn't been filming, and it seems like she's really and truly done with Teen Mom.

Well, she's done being on Teen Mom -- she still has some loose ends to tie up, though.

Yesterday, Farrah marched down to the courthouse and filed herself a lawsuit against Viacom, Teen Mom's production company, and Teen Mom executive producer Morgan J. Freeman.

Why?

According to the documents, she's suing "to hold defendants responsible for (1) harassing her because she did not conform to gender stereotypes; (2) wrongfully terminating her employment because she did not conform to gender stereotypes; and (3) terminating her employment in retaliation for complaining about the gender-stereotyping harassment she suffered."

Farrah Photograph

It's already amazing, right?!

She also suing for "breach of contract, conversion, unjust enrichment, negligence, negligent hiring, retention, and/or supervision, tortious interference with business relations, defamation, and intentional infliction of emotional distress."

Now, we're no lawyers, but you don't really have to be a lawyer to see that she's really just going for it with all of this.

The documents also state that on the day she was fired, the production crew "harassed, humiliated, discriminated against, disrespected, ridiculed, degraded, and sex shamed" her for working in adult entertainment.

She also claims here that Freeman threatened to sabotage any other deals she'd ever make with MTV, and that "given Freeman's hostile tone, mannerisms, and body language," she actually "feared for her life."

Farrah Abraham, Bending Back

See what we mean about how she's going for it?

Farrah and her lawyers are suing for "emotional pain, emotional suffering, inconvenience, mental anguish, loss of enjoyment of life," and the rest of the money she was supposed to earn for this season according to her contract.

She's suing for $5 million.

Five million actual dollars.

Actually, she's asking for "an amount to be determined at trial but exceeding $5,000,000," as well as her lawyer's fees, so it's even more ridiculous than that.

It'll be interesting to see how this all plays out, to say the least.

There's absolutely no doubt Viacom has an amazing team of lawyers, but there's also no doubt that Farrah has zero sense and would keep pushing this until she bankrupts herself.

Grab your popcorn, friends, because this will almost definitely get good.

Farrah Abraham Slams Kailyn Lowry, Spencer Pratt In Bizarre Meltdown!

One never knows what to expect from Farrah Abraham.

In fact, it often seems as though Farrah herself is thoroughly surprised by the things that come out of her mouth.

Farrah Abraham Blonde Photo

Like certain White House residents, there seems to be no rhyme or reason for Farrah's behavior.

For example, why would she return to the world of sex work against her bosses' wishes when she clearly doesn't need the money?

Why would she bite the hand that feeds her by telling the whole world that she'd been fired from Teen Mom OG before the decision was even final?

And why would she now make her situation even worse by publicly attacking her co-stars, her producers, hell - even stars from other reality shows?!

We'd say only Farrah knows the answer to that question, but we highly doubt she has any idea.

Farrah Abraham Camgirl

A recent episode of Teen Mom OG showed Farrah flipping out on a producer for failing to inform her that her mother was waiting in a car parked outside her home.

Many fans pointed out that the producers are not Farrah's personal assistants, and she responded with one of her social media tirades that only fully makes sense if you're fluent in Farrah-ese:

“Fake as producing grow up and stop acting like hating on a single mother and sabotaging her life is ok because your jealous,” she wrote.

And if you think she was done there, you don't know Farrah.

This is a woman who previously accused Teen Mom of forcing women to get pregnant and using child labor.

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So it's not surprising that she went after her former bosses even harder in round 2:

"The Lieing idiot 'producers' out themselves how f-cking stupid can you be!" Farrah wrote on Instagram.

"@TeenMom @MTV Like this fake scene about me from people I fired as these “producers” slander & fake lies and scenes to be around a real celebrity & epic fail @MTV @viacom Not legal, discrimination!"

Taking after her idol and possible future sugar daddy Donald Trump, Farrah then declared victory in a non-existent war:

"Moved on from this show ..never fired enjoy MTV lies their jealous and the networks shows suck #FarrahWins Viacom uses teen moms, mistreats kids."

Farrah Abraham Cries on Teen Mom OG

Later that same night, MTV aired a Teen Mom OG after-show, with Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry and noted crystal enthusiast Spencer Pratt as guests:

Spencer pointed out that Farrah mistakenly believes herself to be a "superstar," and Kailyn reminded viewers that Farrah has always been awful:

“I can’t imagine on my worst day talking to someone the way that I heard her talk," Lowry said.

“I mean, I think that’s just who Farrah is, if we’re being honest,” Kail added.

“The first time I ever met Farrah, she was, like, snapping at a driver saying ‘ándale,’ like, you don’t treat people like that.”

Lowry

Pratt then joked that he should be the one to replace Farrah after her tenure on the show finally comes to an end.

Naturally, Farrah was tuned in.

And of course, she had something to say about the interview:

"IM DONE with all the horrible mothers who don’t do shit but act like hateful zombies for production @Viacom @mtv @teenmom & @spencerpratt needy!" she tweeted.

She then zeroed in on Pratt, who recently became a father:

Spencer Pratt and Amethyst

"I feel sorry for your wife & child don’t spew lies about a single mother who is a dad & a mother #AfterShow Joke #fatherfailure already," Farrah concluded.

When Pratt pointed out that he actually didn't make any disparaging comments about Farrah, an incredible thing happened:

She actually apologized, stated that she looks forward to seeing him in LA ... and added a Celebrity Big Brother hashtag.

Folks, 2018 might soon get even more absurd.

Watch Teen Mom OG online for more of Farrah's insanity.

Teen Mom OG Recap: Ryan Edwards Gets Married! Again!

On Teen Mom OG Season 5 Episode 12, a couple prepared to tie the knot, but that wasn't the only notable event on the MTV hit.

Not by a long shot.

Would Farrah's latest altercation with producers spell the end of her time on the show on Teen Mom OG Season 5 Episode 12?

Would Tyler man up and get his father into rehab? Would Amber be able to handle the bombshell she had to drop on Leah?

If you watch Teen Mom OG online, you recall that Ryan Edwards and Mackenzie Standifer’s first wedding day was ... unusual.

They married in a parking lot with only his parents on hand, with Ryan having driven there high as a kite no less. On camera.

Obviously, they still have plenty of issues and obstacles to overcome, but this time, at least there was no wedding controversy.

Ryan Edwards and Mackenzie Wedding Photo

Fans may be a little upset, though, by the fact that before the ceremony, Ryan Edwards was seen drinking with his groomsmen.

Harmless? Perhaps, but for a man with obvious addiction issues, it's sure to raise red flags with some viewers, for good reason.

Asked about his wedding vows, Ryan told his friends, “I don’t care, it’s not like it’s got to be perfect.” They were pretty close.

“I promise to always love you, be your best friend, I promise to be faithful and always be there for you,” he told Mackenzie.

Standifer had a prepared speech. Slightly awkward.

Ryan at His Wedding

Later, Ryan admitted to his wife that he’s drunk; Edwards and Standifer proceeded to take shots and talk about their financial situation.

Ryan's father then gave a speech that made him cry.

That was pretty emotional, as was the scene last night were Tyler Baltierra’s long-troubled father, Butch, finally enters rehab.

Butch cried when he learned that his son had come up with the exorbitant amount of money to cover the treatment, in full.

At the rehab center, one of the administrators says to Tyler that it’s probably been a long time since he’s really met his dad.

“I don’t think I’ve ever met him,” he responds.

Tyler Baltierra Selfie

For his part, Butch confessed that he's done “a lot” of cocaine and crack in life and was on drugs as recently as “3-4 days ago.”

Terrifying. Speaking of family drama, Farrah Abraham put her differences with her mother aside to celebrate Debra‘s birthday.

At least she tried. Could it possibly last?

Deb pleads for Farrah to attend her wedding, which Sophia finally decides she's allowed to, so that's a step in the right direction.

However, after Abraham's “vaginal rejuvenation” (seriously), Deb was left waiting in the car for a half hour as Farrah got ready.

Farrah Abraham Gets Sexy

When she finally got in the car, Farrah proceeded to freak the f--k out on a producer for reasons that weren't entirely clear.

While Farrah's insane treatment of producers has been well documented, it's never not amazing to watch it play out on TV.

“If you can’t get along with anyone or try to or get in my way of how I live my f--king life," she says, "then do not work with me."

"F--k you and your excuses.”

Farrah Abraham, ladies and gentlemen. Never a dull moment or an episode that passes without a complete meltdown.

Farrah Abraham SLAMS Jenelle Evans Over Pro-Gun Posts

Wednesday was Valentine's Day and was also Ash Wednesday for Catholics. It was also the day of a devastating school shooting at a Florida high school where a former student murdered 17 and left countless others wounded and traumatized.

In the immediate aftermath, Jenelle Evans was slammed for an insensitive shooting post. Suffice it to say that it was in incredibly poor taste.

Now, even Farrah Abraham can tell that Jenelle is in the wrong, and she's bashing the gun-loving Carolina Hurricane.

Jenelle Evans Gun Photo

Many hope that the anti-gun movement sparked by the terrible shooting and led by vocal teen survivors will finally lead to change that can outweigh the millions spent by the NRA to keep weapons of war in circulation.

Jenelle Evans and her husband, David Eason, clearly feel differently. That's not really a surprise from one of the Teen Mom franchise's most controversial couples.

In a photo posted on Wednesday, and on which David Eason has now disabled comments on Instagram, Jenelle Evans can be seen posing with a gun.

"My babes a bad ass babe!" David Eason writes in the caption. "Happy Valentine's day!"

It didn't go over well with fans. Or with just about anyone else.

Some even wonder (or hope) that Jenelle Evans will get fired over all of this.

Farrah Abraham Underwear Pic

Farrah Abraham finally, finally has the moral high ground.

In a statement to InTouch Weekly, Farrah Abraham blasts Jenelle Evans' gun photo and she has zero chill about it.

"I feel that after years and years of horrible mass gun violence at schools, and those who were the gun shooters who killed many innocent lives," Farrah begins.

"Wanting the attention from a gun with an act of violence -- I think it’s really horrible Jenelle and her husband show the same traits as a mentally unstable killer, by wanting attention from a gun."

That's an odd way of phrasing things, but it looks like she's saying that the parallels are disturbing.

To be clear, though, blaming "mental instability" for violence might be a stretch. It's worth noting that the vast majority of people with mental illness are not violent.

Farrah on Instagram

Jenelle obviously gets in some digs at Teen Mom in thep rocess.

"I no longer want to be associated with the Teen Mom franchise."

Good luck with that -- it's what made you famous. People still refer to how Britney Spears started off on The Mickey Mouse Club.

"And I hope the appropriate government jurisdictions start changing gun laws and our President Donald Trump can start limiting gun violence in the appropriate ways."

A lot of us are hopeful for change, of course, though if Farrah's really looking to Trump to change things ... well, there's optimism and then there's that.

Farrah Abraham in Greece

Farrah speaks about the measures that she takes to keep her daughter, Sophia, safe.

"As a parent, I will not allow my child to go to a public school setting for these very reasons of gun violence."

Gotta point out here that, statistically, school is still one of the safest places that a child can be. Also, mall shootings, street shootings, and theater shootings are also things. You can't live your life in a panic room, and some question the opportunities that Sophia is missing.

"As I learned more about the recent act of gun violence, the FBI did not listen to the other students trying to warn about the killers intentions."

Farrah uses her celebrity platform to boost the voices of teens. She's totally right to do so.

"Children and teens must be heard as they say something when they see something. I hope our governments start acting on their part."

Jenelle Evans: Pregnant Again?

In the mean time, David Eason has hit out at gun critics with one of the most astoundingly tone-deaf posts that you can imagine.

He shared an image that reads:

"Legal owners have over 200 million guns and 12 trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously people ... if we were a problem ... you'd know it."

Obviously, that post totally misses the point -- because gun critics point out that they are a problem, because mass shootings happen so regularly that many of them barely make the news.

In the captions, David wrote:

"Everyone needs to focus on keeping their family protected and safe instead of focusing on how to deplete our country of its self protection rights!"

Literally what does he think that people pushing for sensible firearm restrictions are trying to do? The whole idea is to keep people's families protected and safe.

David Eason and Jenelle

It's worth noting that, culturally, Jenelle and David might not even see that they've done anything wrong.

Though North Carolina is a swing state featuring world-class universities and hospitals, Jenelle and David live in a conservative county in a conservative corner of the state. Gun culture flourishes in sparsely populated areas.

Anyone hoping that Jenelle and David change their ways need to realize that, well, enjoying owning weapons of war is far from the worst thing about either of these two, who are accused of being genuinely terrible parents.

Still, this time, even Farrah can see the issue clearly.

Some fans wonder if Jenelle will hit back at Farrah. After all, the Carolina Hurricane is no stranger to fights.

Mackenzie McKee: Replacing Farrah Abraham on Teen Mom OG?!

As far as we know, Farrah Abraham is still fired from Teen Mom OG.

She still appears on the show's current season, but it seems she won't continue to participate going forward.

Which means the hunt for Farrah's replacement is on.

Sources have confirmed that two frontrunners emerged early on - Teen Mom 3 star Mackenzie McKee, and Mackenzie Standifer, wife of Teen Mom OG star Ryan Edwards.

At first, it looked as though producers were favoring Standifer, but new information seems to indicate McKee might be the one to land the gig...

 

1. A Familiar Face

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Longtime fans of the Teen Mom franchise will recognize Mackenzie as one of the stars of the short-lived Teen Mom 3. If social media is any indication, fans remained interested in her life in the years since the show was canceled.

2. A Married Mom

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A mother of three from Oklahoma, Mackenzie married longtime boyfriend Josh McKee in 2013. Her story was featured on the first and only season of Teen Mom 3.

3. Beat By Briana

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When producers decided to add a fifth member to the Teen Mom 2 cast, they reportedly considered Mackenzie, but decided to go with Briana DeJesus instead. McKee was apparently crushed by the decision.

4. A Second Chance

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With Farrah being fired, Mackenzie may finally get a second shot at stardom. But she'll have to beat out yet another rival to earn a spot on one of TV's most popular reality shows.

5. Battle of the Mackenzies

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Ryan Edwards' wife, Mackenzie Standifer, is also being considered as Farrah's replacement. There was a time when insiders claimed she had the upper hand, due to the fact that she had already appeared on the show, and thus, did not need to be introduced to viewers.

6. McKee Takes the Lead

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But now, Mackenzie is the front-runner, and she recently dropped two clues that have fans thinking she's already got the job...
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Farrah Abraham vs. Courtland Rogers: Bizarre Teen Mom Feud Alert!

There have been many epic feuds in the long and storied history of the Teen Mom franchise:

Jenelle Evans vs. Kailyn Lowry, Jenelle Evans vs. Nathan Griffith, Jenelle Evans vs. common decency - but this latest might be the most unexpected battle yet.

And of course, it involves Jenelle Evans.

Jenelle Evans Promoting Lipstick

This week's episode of Teen Mom OG included an unexpected pseudo-cameo from Jenelle.

Yes, her awfulness is such that Teen Mom 2 can no longer contain it.

Back in November, Farrah Abraham's mother, Debra Danielsen got married, and it seems the wedding had quite an unusual guest list.

Longtime TM devotees will remember Courtland Rogers as Jenelle's ex-boyfriend.

If you're having trouble remembering him, Courtland was the heroin addict who went to prison.

Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers Selfie

Fortunately, these days, it seems Courtland has turned his life around.

He's out of jail; he's sober, and he's BFFs with Debra.

Okay, BFFs might be a bit of an exaggeration, but for some reason, Courtland was invited to Deb's wedding.

On this week's episode of Teen Mom OG, Farrah learned that her mother had invited Courtland to her wedding 

 “When we got back from Italy, Jenelle from Teen Mom 2 reached out and told me that one of her exes is invited to my mom’s wedding,” Farrah says to her father, Michael Abraham.

“She for some reason texted me that Courtland is going to my mom’s wedding.”

Farrah Abraham Blonde Photo

Farrah adds:

“But she was like, ‘Courtland is a criminal, this, this, this, and this.'”

“Jenelle obviously feels that there’s an issue there, that’s why she contacted you,” Michael says. 

“I mean, your mom has a sweepstakes, is going to invite fans, blah blah-blah blah-blah.” 

Michael then pointed out that Farrah's co-star, Amber Portwood, was also invited to the wedding, which is more than a bit strange, considering Farrah and Amber fought during the taping of a Teen Mom OG reunion show.

Farrah responded with some Farrah-style word salad about how Deb sucks, and she sympathizes with Courtland, but he also sucks.

“I think that’s pathetic,” Farrah concludes. 

Farrah on Instagram

“And that’s not what a wedding’s about. I mean, honestly whatever she wants her wedding to be — which is a three-ring circus — I’ll send a clown, but, like, I’m not going to be there or my daughter. And I don’t want to be around anyone who is an issue.”

Farrah adds:

“I’m not even a criminal, but I have people who try to condemn me or make me out to be a bad person every day, so if anyone understands, it’s me, but and now, from what Jenelle is telling me, horrible — horribleness, I don’t think that person’s changed and I still think she’s in denial about that.”

Yeah, as usual, we're not really sure what she's trying to say.

Later in the episode, Farrah calls Deb to confront her about her decision to invite Courtland.

"You know what? Anybody who has to call other people criminals are nothing but afraid of facing reality that everybody sins," a combative Deb argues.

Debra Danielsen on Instagram

"So mom, why don’t you shut up so you can un-confuse your brain?" Farrah replies, unexpectedly dropping another classically dumb quote on viewers.

From there, Farrah points out that it's weird Deb invited Courtland but not Jenelle.

At this point, our minds are blown because it's a conversation between Farrah and Deb in which both parties actually make good points.

Next thing you know, Jenelle will enter anger management.

Watch Teen Mom OG online to witness the cross-over insanity for yourself.

Farrah Abraham Cam Girl Live Stream: The Show You Can Never Unsee

Farrah Abraham made her cam girl sex debut late last year, and for obvious reasons, the Teen Mom universe is flipping the eff out.

First of all, who knew that cam girls were still a thing.

Second of all ... Farrah Abraham is one? Really?!

Thirdly, did it get Farrah fired from Teen Mom?

Her employment status with MTV remains unclear, and up in the air, as Farrah's relationship with the truth is suspect, to say the least.

But all this talk of her getting canned and Abraham being replaced by Mackenzie (either Standifer or McKee) might have you thinking:

What was this cam girl show really like?!

Fortunately, we found out so you don't have to. WARNING: Some of the language and imagery below may be disturbing.

1. CamSoda's Finest

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Whether Farrah fans found this whole live stream stunt legitimately titillating or morbidly fascinating, Abraham's cam girl debut - which featured her pleasuring herself and much more - was a big hit for CamSoda.

2. (Server) Crash Into Me

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More bandwidth had to be added to account for the significant amount of traffic Farrah was pulling in - 70,000 people strong. That's right, 70,000 Internet users took time out of their lives to tune in and see Farrah Abraham shove a ... sorry, more on that in just a few moments.

3. Her Wish List

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Farrah’s "wish list" for the cam show (which is a thing, according to seedy Internet research we may or may not have just done) included travel, $3,000 for hairstyling, and a $1,000 shopping spree ... in addition to the money she made from the livestream itself. Not a bad gig if you can get it. Except for the part about masturbating on camera.

4. Make Yourself Uncomfortable

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Not everyone was a fan or came (sorry) away from the experience feeling fulfilled. “The whole thing was so awkward. The way she kept putting her hand in her mouth, the way somebody called her fat (wtf?!)," one Reddit user said. "The way she can’t figure out her camera angle and blocks it with her foot, the way she got tangled up in her bikini bottoms." Hey, it's her first time alright?!

5. Can You Even Feel Those Things?

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"I don’t think her boobs have any feeling. All of it was really bad," one sad viewer commented regarding the reality star's enormous fake breasts. "But the worst part was how hard she was trying.”

6. Let's Not and Say We Did

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Other users also did God's work by transcribing some of Farrah’s more epic quotes during the cam show, like “Let’s just look at my p---y.” Or we could take your word for it, Ms. Abraham. Let's go with the latter.
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Teen Mom OG Recap: Insane in the Brain

Monday on Teen Mom OG, Amber and Andrew got into a major tiff, while Farrah and her mom continued to butt heads over Deb's wedding.

Also, Catelynn confirmed she was pregnant again, but not everybody reacted to the seemingly joyous news how you might expect.

When Teen Mom OG Season 5 Episode 10 got underway, Amber finally announced her baby news to her friends and family members.

If you watch Teen Mom OG online, you know that there's always more drama ahead, though, and Andrew Glennon delivered.

Amber disagreed with his “hippie” suggestion that they wait to find out the gender of their child, and an explosive argument followed.

Not surprisingly, Amber won out in the end.

The family then celebrated Halloween with her daughter, Leah, along with Leah's father Gary Shirley, and his wife, Kristina Anderson.

Gary Shirley on Teen Mom OG

The haunted hayride looked fun, but things turned a little more serious (and awkward) when Gary expressed his concern for Amber.

Regarding her pregnancy, he even took a dig at her and the timeline of her latest romance, saying, “hopefully it’s not Matt's!"

Hopefully not, indeed. Kristina weighed in that “I think there was a break between Matt and Andrew, I think, I don’t know!”

None of us really do.

Indeed, fans have speculated that Amber’s baby could possibly be Matt’s, but there's nothing to suggest that rumor is true.

Ryan Edwards of Teen Mom

Down in the Volunteer State, Maci Bookout and Ryan Edwards were still trying to figure out a custody agreement, and butting heads.

Since he has yet to take a drug test - her requirement for him to see Bentley more often - there's still an impasse in that regard.

Just the same, Maci and Ryan kept up their tradition of taking Bentley trick-or-treating together with his grandparents, Jen and Larry.

At least that was the plan.

When Maci changed the time, Ryan, Mackenzie Standifer, and her son, Hudson, were not able to join the festivities. Ryan was pissed.

Mackenzie Edwards on Teen Mom Reunion

Ryan alleged that Maci intentionally wanted to sabotage the plans and exclude him, though Maci claimed this was not the case.

Separately, she told husband Taylor McKinney that she didn’t know anything about Ryan and Mackenzie’s scheduling issues.

Either way, another day, another drama.

On a bittersweet note, considering what we know has happened since this was filmed, Catelynn Lowell was celebrating her pregnancy.

At the same time, she and Tyler Baltierra were dealing with the emotionally heavy subject of sending his father Butch back to rehab.

Tyler Baltierra and Nova

Fortunately for Butch, this time it was voluntary, not court-ordered; Cate and Tyler were also behind him 100% - and $48,000 worth.

That's a lot of confidence in his ability to take it seriously, but it seemed like he was, even if he was feeling anxious about the process.

We wish him the best.

As for Cate, we know she miscarried, and that Lowell is in rehab again as well as part of her ongoing battle with mental health problems.

Finally, Farrah Abraham heard from none other than Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 fame, who reached out to her about Deb's wedding.

Farrah Abraham Cries on Teen Mom OG

What does Jenelle have to do with it?

Apparently, Evans' ex-husband, Courtland Rogers, was invited to Farrah's mother's upcoming nuptials ... which makes literally no sense.

Farrah, naturally, was confused, and did the logical thing - calling up Debbo on FaceTime and putting her on blast over this move.

Despite the verbal reprimand, Debra decided to stand by her decision about Courtland being invited, which still makes no sense, but hey:

Very little about Farrah's world does.

Teen Mom OG Recap: Insane in the Brain

Monday on Teen Mom OG, Amber and Andrew got into a major tiff, while Farrah and her mom continued to butt heads over Deb's wedding.

Also, Catelynn confirmed she was pregnant again, but not everybody reacted to the seemingly joyous news how you might expect.

When Teen Mom OG Season 5 Episode 10 got underway, Amber finally announced her baby news to her friends and family members.

If you watch Teen Mom OG online, you know that there's always more drama ahead, though, and Andrew Glennon delivered.

Amber disagreed with his “hippie” suggestion that they wait to find out the gender of their child, and an explosive argument followed.

Not surprisingly, Amber won out in the end.

The family then celebrated Halloween with her daughter, Leah, along with Leah's father Gary Shirley, and his wife, Kristina Anderson.

Gary Shirley on Teen Mom OG

The haunted hayride looked fun, but things turned a little more serious (and awkward) when Gary expressed his concern for Amber.

Regarding her pregnancy, he even took a dig at her and the timeline of her latest romance, saying, “hopefully it’s not Matt's!"

Hopefully not, indeed. Kristina weighed in that “I think there was a break between Matt and Andrew, I think, I don’t know!”

None of us really do.

Indeed, fans have speculated that Amber’s baby could possibly be Matt’s, but there's nothing to suggest that rumor is true.

Ryan Edwards of Teen Mom

Down in the Volunteer State, Maci Bookout and Ryan Edwards were still trying to figure out a custody agreement, and butting heads.

Since he has yet to take a drug test - her requirement for him to see Bentley more often - there's still an impasse in that regard.

Just the same, Maci and Ryan kept up their tradition of taking Bentley trick-or-treating together with his grandparents, Jen and Larry.

At least that was the plan.

When Maci changed the time, Ryan, Mackenzie Standifer, and her son, Hudson, were not able to join the festivities. Ryan was pissed.

Mackenzie Edwards on Teen Mom Reunion

Ryan alleged that Maci intentionally wanted to sabotage the plans and exclude him, though Maci claimed this was not the case.

Separately, she told husband Taylor McKinney that she didn’t know anything about Ryan and Mackenzie’s scheduling issues.

Either way, another day, another drama.

On a bittersweet note, considering what we know has happened since this was filmed, Catelynn Lowell was celebrating her pregnancy.

At the same time, she and Tyler Baltierra were dealing with the emotionally heavy subject of sending his father Butch back to rehab.

Tyler Baltierra and Nova

Fortunately for Butch, this time it was voluntary, not court-ordered; Cate and Tyler were also behind him 100% - and $48,000 worth.

That's a lot of confidence in his ability to take it seriously, but it seemed like he was, even if he was feeling anxious about the process.

We wish him the best.

As for Cate, we know she miscarried, and that Lowell is in rehab again as well as part of her ongoing battle with mental health problems.

Finally, Farrah Abraham heard from none other than Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 fame, who reached out to her about Deb's wedding.

Farrah Abraham Cries on Teen Mom OG

What does Jenelle have to do with it?

Apparently, Evans' ex-husband, Courtland Rogers, was invited to Farrah's mother's upcoming nuptials ... which makes literally no sense.

Farrah, naturally, was confused, and did the logical thing - calling up Debbo on FaceTime and putting her on blast over this move.

Despite the verbal reprimand, Debra decided to stand by her decision about Courtland being invited, which still makes no sense, but hey:

Very little about Farrah's world does.

Farrah Abraham: Who Will Replace Her on Teen Mom OG?

There's still some doubt as to whether or not Farrah Abraham has been fired from Teen Mom OG.

But whatever the case, it doesn't seem that Ms. Abraham will be with the show for much longer.

Farrah has quit multiple times in the past, and producers are reportedly fed up with her nonsense.

In fact, it seems they've already taken steps to find a replacement mom to take Farrah's place.

Here's the latest on who they're considering.

(Fun Fact: It doubles as a comprehensive list of Farrah's newest enemies!)

1. Farrah Forever

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Casting Farrah on a reality show creates a real catch-22 situation: the same flare for drama that makes her so great on camera also makes her a nightmare to work with. Fortunately, Teen Mom OG producers have finally come to their senses and realized that she just ain't worth it.

2. Big Shoes to Fill

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The problem is, who could possibly hope to fill the gaping chasm that will be left by the absence of such a large personality as Farrah's? Well, it seems MTV has been pondering this dilemma for quite some time ...

3. The Abrahams

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Farrah brings drama, sure, but she's far from the only lunatic under the moon. In fact, it seems producers didn't even have to look outside of her immediate family to find more high-strung women capable of incessantly stirring the pot.

4. Can Deb Deliver?

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Producers reportedly considered hiring Farrah's mom, Debra Danielsen, to replace her daughter as a full-time cast member. It would really be stretching the limits of the "Teen Mom" title, but hey, the cast of Jersey Shore almost never went to the beach, right?

5. Introducing Ashley!

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Longtime Teen Mom OG fans will recognize Farrah's sister, Ashley Danielsen. She, too, was reportedly considered as Farrah's replacement, but it seems producers ultimately decided against continuing their relationship with the Danielsen-Abraham clan.

6. Narrowing It Down

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According to The Ashley's Reality Round Up, Teen Mom OG showrunners have reached the end of their search process, and they have two candidates in mind to fill in for the inimitable Farrah Abraham...
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Farrah Abraham: Insane Treatment of Teen Mom Producers Revealed

Farrah Abraham‘s behind-the-scenes antics are way worse than we know, according to a new report ... and that's really saying something.

I mean, we already knew she was bonkers.

Farrah Abraham Whines

The Ashley's Reality Roundup compiled a massive investigative report of some of the juiciest moments that never made it to air.

As we know, Teen Mom is unlike many reality TV franchises in that the producers and crew members are often seen on camera.

They play an outsized role in the cast members' storylines as a result, so there are plenty of times we've seen them interact.

Still, there's a lot of really crazy stuff they don't show, and no one clashes with the crew more than the OG diva herself, Farrah.

Case in point? Farrah getting fired from Teen Mom OG, which she repeatedly insinuated was because of her outside pursuits.

Farrah Abraham: A Picture

However, Executive Producer Morgan J. Freeman countered that her treatment of MTV producers and crew may be part of the problem.

“The amount of work that goes into keeping you happy has bubbled up to a point where we have to figure out if we move forward,” he told her.

“Out of nine moms, you’re the only [problem].”  

According to the Ashley, her behavior toward those who film her has been an ongoing, combative situation for years on end.

In short, people want Farrah gone because no one likes her. One longtime Teen Mom OG crew member told The Ashley:

“When Farrah decided she didn’t like someone on her crew or production team, she would tell her producer that they were ‘banned.'”

Farrah Lynn Abraham

This meant they were no longer allowed in her residence, and naturally, this could occur at any time and for absurd reasons.

“She legit banned one crew member from the set because she could not pronounce his name!” another crew member said.

“It’s so ridiculous that people thought we were making it up but it 100 percent happened. There may even be footage of it somewhere.”

“The general feeling on Farrah’s shoots were that you didn’t really talk to Farrah unless she spoke to you; otherwise she would get really mad."

“It was an uncomfortable environment, especially compared to how it is working in some of the other girls’ homes.”

Word Salad

She also refused to work with some producers altogether, and finding those who could tolerate her and vice versa was no easy task.

For instance, Farrah reportedly told crew members she "didn’t like working with straight male producers because they would hit on her.”

She also crazy rules for the crew, including removing the portable toilets on her property ... AND not letting the crew use her bathroom.

“There weren’t any public restrooms nearby either, so if you had to go to the bathroom, it kind of halted everything," said one staffer.

Even though people had to drive somewhere to use the pot, "Farrah was very strict on that; there was no budging, even for an emergency.”

Farrah Photograph

Yes, Abraham will not allow people to use her toilets, or wear shoes in her home, though she reportedly allows her horse in the foyer.

The power-tripping antics don't stop there, either. When she's not accusing MTV of hate crimes, she's trying to run the network.

Farrah once got angry at a crew member and told they were fired, only to be told by the producers that she lacks the authority to do that.

This didn't stop her from publicly berating a producer at the “New Years Eve” party episode that was shown in December of last year.

Abraham also refused to film with the other girls, all of whom were present, so a special section had to be set up for her and her family. 

On the first day of filming, “She thought she was going straight into filming but everything wasn’t ready yet,” a crew member recalled.

“The poor producer who was with her got it so bad for that."

"When the producer Walkie-Talkied and asked if there was somewhere Farrah could go until the set was complete, Farrah lost it on her."

“She screamed at her, yelling, “Do you not know how to do your job? Clearly you don’t so I’ll just stand here until you know how to do your job!”

Totally off her rocker.

Teen Mom OG Recap: Stay Fertile My Friends

This week on Teen Mom OG, one cast member shocked her whole family when she reveals that she is pregnant once again.

Meanwhile, another who hoped to follow in those same fertile footsteps took the surprising step of having her IUD removed.

Tyler and Catelynn Lowell

There were birthdays, weddings and custody issues to be talked about too, making for an eventful installment of the MTV hit.

We begin with Catelynn Lowell, who actually took a pregnancy test just in case she was pregnant, but did so on the DL. Why?

Just in case since if she was pregnant, she said, she wanted to keep it from Tyler so she could surprise him in some cute way.

It turns out that she was ... and she did!

When he got home, her daughter Nova was outfitted in a shirt saying: “I’m going to be a big sister!” Tyler was ... kinda confused.

Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra Snuggles

“Why do we have that shirt?” Tyler asked.

"Because she’s gonna be a big sister!” Catelynn responded, and brought out the positive test, and told him she'd taken three others.

“You’re a fertile myrtle,” he replied.

We don't know what that means, but sadly, we know what happens next: Catelynn Lowell suffered a miscarriage shortly after.

In this case, knowing the details of the lives of these quasi-celebrities before they play out on screen puts a damper on things.

We just hope Catelynn is doing alright, and that her latest trip to rehab (reportedly being filmed for the show) is successful.

Mackenzie, Ryan and Bentley

In Tennessee, Ryan Edwards finally got to spend time with Bentley on his ninth birthday, though not without mire controversy.

Maci Bookout didn’t have the drug test results she demanded before she would let her first-born son be around Ryan alone.

According to Ryan, he had taken and passed such a test administered by his lawyers; Maci simply hadn’t asked for the results.

It's unclear where the truth lies, but his parents, Larry and Jen, picked up the adorable boy and arrived at the house with Ryan.

He didn’t even get off the couch, which was strange, but they did appear to have a good time together after that awkwardness.

Maci Tells It Like It Is

On the plus side, Ryan's wife Mackenzie Standifer texted Maci Bookout letting her know that she was invited to their wedding.

Their whole family was, including Maci’s husband, Taylor McKinney, and their kids. So that's a really positive sign for everyone.

In the Wild, Wonderful World of Farrah Abraham, she and her oft-estranged mother Debra went on a karaoke girls night out.

Debra again asked Farrah and Sophia to attend her wedding, and again was rebuffed, as Farrah really, really doesn't like David.

Finally, Amber Portwood broke the news of her pregnancy to her mom and her cousin Krystal during this week’s installment.

Amber Portwood in Good Light?

Her mom's response, not unlike ours:

“Shut up, are you serious?”

Amber's mother admitted that she was in shock and didn’t know Andrew well, hence her less-than-enthralled initial reaction.

The expectant couple was upset that word of the pregnancy made its way online before they told Andrew’s family personally.

No one knows (including Amber and Andrew) who talked to the media about this, but we're looking at you, Jenelle Evans.

Just kidding. Sort of. Not really. Maybe.

Andrew wondered if Gary Shirley, the father of Amber's daughter Leah, was the one who leaked the story. Amber doubted that.

Gary did speak to his wife, Kristina Anderson, about the pregnancy in private, musing on how this presents an opportunity.

“They could be great parents. It could be Amber’s second chance,” Gary told Kristina. “I hope that she takes care of the kid.”

Don't we all.

Debra Danielsen: Farrah Abraham Beat Me Up!

After a decade of absurd behavior thoroughly documented by reality TV cameras, we thought we'd seen the very worst that Farrah Abraham had to offer.

But then Farrah's mother, Debra Danielsen, wrote a memoir, and we realized we've only scratched the surface of the dysfunction and depravity in the Abraham family.

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Teen Mom tell-alls are nothing new, but Deb's seems to be offering a unique spin on the genre.

For starters, Danielsen went with the completely bonkers title of Vapor: A True Story of How I Fell Victim to Catfishing.

And while that might lead you to believe that she's gonna take you into Nev and Max territory, all the excerpts thus far have basically been lengthy justifications of Deb's hatred for her daughter and ex-husband.

Earlier this week, we learned that Michael Abraham did drugs and cheated on Deb while they were married.

(Or so Danielsen claims.)

Now it's Farrah's turn to get roasted, and Deb is once again bringing the heat.

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In a Vapor excerpt published today by Radar Online, Debra basically claims her famous daughter is a violent psychopath.

If you've seen Farrah beat up Teen Mom producers and generally act like a lunatic for the past ten years, then that might not come as much of a surprise to you.

In the past Farrah has claimed that her mom "beat her bloody," and on at least one occasion, she called the police on Deb,

Now, Danielsen is saying that she was attacked by Farrah, who then called the police to make it look like she was the victim.

"Farrah had beat me up, I had been crying, I was in a large amount of pain," Deb writes with cavalier disregard for the concept of run-on sentences.

"After all of this, she had quietly gone upstairs to call the police and turn me in for hitting her."

Abraham, Farrah: A Photo

Danielsen concedes that her wrist made contact with her daughter's lip while they were struggling and that Farrah was left with "one drop of blood on her lip."

Of course, no discussion of the life of Farrah would be complete without some mention of the infamous Backdoor Teen Mom sex tape.

Deb recalls learning about the tape and confronting Farrah, who wasn't exactly interested in a rational discussion.

"She snapped back and said that Michael and I overreact and 'need to get our sh-t together,'" Deb writes.

"She didn't need us embarrassing her. That hurt."

Being called embarrassing by Farrah freakin' Abraham? Yeah, that's gotta sting just a bit.

Watch Teen Mom OG online to be reminded of just how embarrassing Farrah truly is.

Farrah Abraham Goes on ANOTHER Teen Mom Rant, Continues to Make No Sense

Farrah Abraham ... how does she do it?

How does she wake up every single day and manage to go through her life being the way that she is?

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This isn't an insult either, not really, it's a sincere question: how does she function without having a real ability to communicate with other people?

We've seen it on Teen Mom OG, we've seen it all over her social media accounts: whether she's speaking with another person or just writing her thoughts down, she just doesn't make sense.

Ever.

She strings words together in a way that, if you really try or if you're familiar with her particular flavor of word salad, you can kind of understand what she's getting at, but not really.

And when she's feeling some big emotions?

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Forget it -- don't even bother trying to decipher the thoughts that come out of her head then.

But as hard as it is to understand her, we just can't help but keep up with Farrah and all of her many, many shenanigans.

And since MTV has been promoting the scene in which she gets fired from Teen Mom a lot this week, there's been a lot to keep up with.

A few days ago, Farrah shared a clip from that scene and went on a big ol' rant about it, about how she was "bullied, surrounded & hurt by all the manipulation.

She accused producers of trying to "be little" her while she was trying to become "the best Farrah I can be."

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It was ... well, it sure was something.

But it obviously wasn't enough to sooth her troubled mind.

She picked up her rant again yesterday, sharing that same clip once again on Twitter and writing "I appreciate this great example of being a strong women through some deceitful horrible plotted contrived times on this show."

"It's horrible when people play dumb act ignorant like they have no clue of what their consequences for their actions our as their older then I am."

(It feels important at this point to remind everyone that this woman is homeschooling her child.)

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Over on Instagram, she shared the same clip and the same message, but since she was unburdened by a character limit there, she decided to share more of her thoughts and feelings.

A whole, whole lot more.

This time, she felt the need to go after specific producers, telling one named Kristen "don't ever conspire & do illegal behavior with men and women to treat a single mother, her child & my parents and friends badly."

"I've wasted my breathe talking to both you & Jordan had amazing jobs & paychecks for a year and to act stupid and continue to upset and go against my beliefs, life expectations I set clearly from day one."

She advised poor Kristen to "do your work as a producer, and stop trying to take my energy with your pathetic, negative behavior, to you, morgan & everyone in post Justice will be served have a great life away from mine because none of you lead ethical, moral, safe environments & are the example of horrible producing to docuseries."

Farrah Abraham, Blonde for Single AF

So does she think she's being clear when she communicates like this? Like, in her head, does this all make perfect sense?

Because it really, really does not.

Farrah also accused the production team of a "legit fail of tracking my real life story line," and she said that she "might as well be on a scripted soap opera as the stupid energy and contrived scenes are a waste of time to my real life and real challenges."

This actual hero went on to say that "it's taken me countless years of therapy, family therapy, self improvement coaching, opening 3 businesses, traveling the world & educating myself beyond our traditional systems so I can lead teams, make the best tv, be the best person I can be & be credible for all of my works I achieve."

She's trying to say something about the authenticity of the show, but see how it sort of turned into her bragging about herself? Classic Farrah.

"I owe everything to God," she continued, "and to all the negatives I turn into positives I see how others can hate or be jealous but no one has over come the hurdles I have, no one strives to have work ethic as I do, & no one truly takes responsibility for all their actions as I have."

"My social justice is a success for the MTV Teen Mom project."

... OK, girl. Sure. Whatever you say.

Debra Danielsen: Farrah Abraham’s Dad Is a Cheating Druggie!

It's hard to imagine a more perfect reality TV star than Farrah Abraham.

We know what you're thinking, and you're absolutely right--Farrah is unintelligent, rude to the point of cruelty, delusional, and almost impossibly self-centered.

And that's exactly what makes her such a great fit for reality television.

Farrah Abraham, Bending Back

If you're unfamiliar with Farrah, you might watch an episode of Teen Mom OG and wonder where such a person comes from.

Fortunately, we have the answer.

You see, Farrah is the product of two profoundly effed-up individuals.

There's her mother, Debra Danielsen, who's basically what Farrah will be like in 20 years if she figures out how to get Xanax prescriptions from three different doctors.

Then there's her father, Michael Abraham, who's basically Ned Flanders if he were driven quietly insane by the knowledge that his daughter became a gosh-dang-diddily porn star, even though she doesn't need the money.

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You may think that the world has all the Deb and Michael it needs thanks to their frequent appearances on TMOG, but apparently Deb disagrees.

She's penned a memoir with the curious title of Vapor, and in it, she reveals that Mike was a straight-up d-bag during their marriage:

"The big problem in our relationship was that Michael felt disconnected from me because I refused to take illegal drugs that he enjoyed taking," Danielsen writes.

Now, the book is light on specifics, so it's possible that she's talking about something as innocent as smoking weed, which would really damage her street cred, and possibly bring an end to Deb's rap career.

But she goes on to claim that Michael would get all hopped on goofballs and then run out and cheat on her.

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"I demanded fidelity in our relationship," Danielsen writes.

"Michael could no longer deal with either one of these positions, which I hold dear to my heart."

The Abraham family doesn't have the greatest history when it comes to honesty, but Deb says she can corroborate her claims with letters written to her by a repentant Michael:

"Michael told me he was sorry for his affairs," Deb says.

"He asked for my forgiveness and begged me to reconsider, but I just couldn't do it anymore. He has been involved in countless affairs."

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Deb also claims that she "worked out every day for 15 years" in order to keep Mike happy, but it wasn't enough.

For his part, Michael denies the affairs and claims he never once commented on his ex-wife's weight.

"I'm a very intelligent man," Abraham says.

"You never talk about a woman's age or weight. Debra is a very beautiful woman."

Sounds like we're gonna need a response memoir from Mike!

You might think you're sick of these two, but if Farrah really gets fired by MTV, you'll be fiending for more Mike and Deb in no time!

Watch Teen Mom OG online for more on the gloriously messed-up Abraham clan.

Farrah Abraham Slams MTV in Epic Meltdown: You Will NEVER BREAK ME!

Farrah Abraham has been involved in a lot of bad relationships over the years.

But her partnership with MTV might be her most dysfunctional yet.

Farrah Abraham, Blonde for Single AF

You may have heard the recent rumors that Farrah was fired from MTV due to her continued involvement in the world of online sex work.

We had little reason to doubt those reports, as they came directly from Farrah herself.

But in retrospect, we shouldn't have been surprised that Farrah's story quickly changed.

It's not that she's a liar (though she certainly is).

No, this situation has more to do with Farrah's increasingly tenuous relationship with reality.

Farrah on Instagram

Not long after the news that she'd been axed went public, Farrah claimed that she actually quit the show.

The crazy part is, it seems that she genuinely believed both stories.

As far as we can tell, Farrah basically goaded the network into canning her but was shocked when they did exactly that.

Yesterday, we got our first glimpse of the scene in which Farrah gets fired, and it's a doozy.

Today, we get Farrah's reaction to it in the form of a lengthy Instagram diatribe.

Farrah Abraham in Greece

The rant is one of those baffling word-salads Farrah is famous for.

But, as far as we can tell, her faith in herself, her hatred for MTV, and her belief in the power of the run-on sentence all remain unshaken:

"Never apologize for being an ambitious, confident, and strong minded women, as I become the best Farrah I can be," she begins

"I won’t let a man or network be little me, try to break me, lie about who I am to my core, I’m bullied, surrounded & hurt by all the manipulation."

"I no longer will allow as a protective mother this vulgar behavior, these crews aren’t trust worthy this 'mtv family' is a disgusting gang of power tripping failed producers & executives who have failed."

(Like we said, this one is tough to follow, even by Farrah standards)

Farrah and Sophia Abraham Selfie

She goes on:

"Thank you for canceling my dating show, purposely provoking made up hate to try to limit my episodes your actions have consequences like teen mom should have made you aware."

She later claims that the decision to part ways with MTV was entirely hers ... despite the fact that we now have video that shows her getting fired.

"I will no longer allow this hateful horrible show around my family," she says.

"It's sad producers ruin their top leading network's show because they let their ego, politics, hate, discrimination and horrible sexual harassment behavior ruin a show."

Farrah Abraham Up Close, Personal

Farrah went on to say that her sex toy business has "outshined the Teen Mom brand" and accused her bosses of jealousy.

Naturally, she then goes after her co-stars, even though they seem to have nothing to do with this conflict:

"I'm not stuck down in a Teen Mom pit with fake friends, relationships, horrible producing, not safe for my child environments, unlawful ethics and companies, depression, etc."

Then comes the obligatory Grand Farrah Statement where she blathers on about the children being our future, or something:

"I don’t conduct myself like Viacom’s horrible disgusting ethics and I certainly am raising my daughter to treat people better then MTV’s horrible behavior."

Abraham, Farrah: A Photo

She concludes: "Our next generation should learn to love humans and treat each other with kindness. Thanks Be To God."

Folks, we might have reached Peak Farrah.

It's all here:

The denial, the rage, the nonsensical rambling, the projection.

It's exactly the sort of thing that makes MTV execs glad they finally gave her the boot.

And it's also the sort of thing that makes us hope they'll re-hire her ASAP.