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21 Hottest Kylie Jenner Pics to Celebrate the Billionaire’s Birthday!

It's August, which means most American 21-year-olds are probably putting in shifts as sandwich artists by day and getting bombed on Natural Ices at night in these final weeks before they head back to the dorms.

But not Kylie Jenner.

No Kylie is overseeing a $800 million cosmetics empire and well on her way to becoming the world's youngest self-made billionaire.

Oh, and don't forget that Kylie is a new mom, having welcomed daughter Stormi in February of this year.

All very impressive stuff, but for the purposes of our conversation today, we'd like to focus on a much more superficial aspect of Kylie's awesomeness:

We're talking, of course, about the fact that she's crazy hot.

Yes, as a labor of love, we decided to celebrate Kylizzle's b-day by painstakingly sifting through her thousands of selfies in order to sort out her sexiest pics.

You're welcome, America:

1. Kylie as a Pin-Up

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To look at her racy pics, you'd never guess that Kylie just had a baby a few months ago. Of course, being 21 and having the ability to afford an army of trainers and nutritionists probably helps.

2. Call of the Wild

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Kylie likes her animal prints. And judging from the millions of likes she gets on pics like these, her followers like them, too.

3. Doing It All

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In the same week, Kylie covered Forbes and GQ. She might not be a billionaire yet, but she can strike a sexy pose much better than Mark Zuckerberg.

4. Strategic Angles

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Maybe someday, Kylie will go fully nude in the pages of Playboy like her big sister Kim. For now, however, she keeps her bits strategically obscured.

5. Effortless Hotness

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Kylie doesn't always have to bare a lot of skin. Sometimes, she likes to get hearts racing with a simple pose like this one.

6. Never Shy

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Say what you will about Kylie, the woman knows what the internet likes. And that knowledge has helped her build an $800 billion business empire.
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Dakota Meyer: THIS Is Why I Had to Divorce Bristol Palin!

As we learned earlier this month, Bristol Palin is divorced from Dakota Meyer.

But while she moves on with her life and prepares to get paid big bucks to join Teen Mom, her ex-husband, Dakota, is still reeling from the split.

Now, he is opening up to his followers on why they divorced and how he's getting through it.

Dakota Meyer and Bristol

Dakota took to his Instagram Stories to reply to some fan questions that he had received.

"Why did you and your wife get a divorce?" one fan asks Dakota. "You seemed so cute together."

That's a heavy question, but he managed to keep his reply brief.

"She wasn't happy with me," Dakota writes. "So it's for the best."

If you're not getting along, it makes sense that you'd split. He managed to answer that without spilling any family secrets.

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"I know this is a personal question," another fan asked during his ask-me-anything. "But any advice for those going through a divorce?"

The newly divorced dad did not mind answering.

"Take it one day at a time and focus on you," Dakota replies.

"You can try everything and give the person all you have," Dakota says grimly. "And if they don't choose to see good in you it's out of your control."

That is a very healthy thing to say, but also kind of sad.

"Know when enough is enough," Dakota advises.

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Another fan asks: "What is it that helped you keep moving forward after those dark times?"

"Both of my girls have got me through so much," Dakota replies.

"But Sailor is what turned me into a man," he says of his elder daughter.

Sailor Grace was born in 2015. Atlee Gray was born to the couple in 2017.

"And," he reveals, Sailor "made me not just want to be better but to make the commitment I'd do whatever it took to be the best dad ever."

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Dakota answered other questions, and one fan even asked if he would consider getting married again.

His reply is a simple: "hell no."

Many newly divorced people feel a similar sentiment, but often they find themselves repeating past mistakes after they begin to miss the feeling of being married.

Perhaps Dakota, if he does marry, will choose someone better next time.

(If your ex is Bristol Palin, whoever comes next has to be an improvement, right?)

Dakota Meyer Pic

Dakota filed for divorce from Bristol in late January.

In his divorce filing, he cited "discord or conflict of personalities."

Yikes.

The documents say that this conflict "destroys the legitimate ends of the marriage relationship and prevents any reasonable expectation of reconciliation."

In other words, it sounds like things were heavily toxic and that their union had become a contentious battlefield. That's no way for a marriage to work.

Bristol Palin and Husband

A lot of fans may still be scratching their heads and wondering why Bristol Palin is joining Teen Mom.

Sure, she was a teen mother back in the day -- but so were plenty of people's grandmothers. That doesn't mean that a little old octegenerian is likely to join the cast.

Obviously, showrunners decided that they needed someone just as toxic and universally reviled as Farrah Abraham.

And for that, you can look no further than Bristol.

Kylie Jenner: Caitlyn Is the Reason I’m a Billionaire!

As you may have heard, Kylie Jenner's cosmetics line is quite popular.

So popular, in fact, that Kylie is almost a billionaire as a result of her wildly successful lip kits and other products.

Kylie Jenner Rocks a Sporta Bra

Of course, there's a reason that so many have taken issue with the phrase "self-made" being applied to Kylie.

After all, Kylie has had a lot of help from her many famous family members, most notably, of course, her mom and manager, Kris Jenner.

But Kris wasn't the only parent to raise Kylie, and it seems the 20-year-old mogul wants to remind the world that there's another important role model in her life.

Kylie has been extremely close to her father for her entire life, and she credits Caitlyn Jenner for helping her grow into the incredibly successful adult she's become.

Now, she's repaying the favor by getting Caitlyn involved in her several hundred million dollar makeup empire.

Kylie andn Cait

In a recent Instagram story, Kylie brought Caitlyn on camera to help her introduce a new filter that allows fans to see how they would look in various lipstick shades without actually having to buy the product.

"What is an Instagram filter?" asked a slightly confused Caitlyn.

"I saw, ‘Oh Kylie is using an Instagram filter.’ What the hell is that?”

Kylie patiently explained the concept to the 68-year-old former Olympian:

"Try on all my colors and it just makes you look flawless with a little lash," she stated.

Caitlyn Jenner Addresses Her Fans

The father-daughter duo seemed to enjoy trying on different shades together, but more important than the new product launch was the obvious bond that they share.

Of course, this isn't the first time that Kylie has shared her love for Caitlyn on social media.

Most recently, she paid tribute to Cait on Father's Day by posting a collage of photos of the two of them together.

“So lucky to call you my dad,” she captioned the post.

And we're sure Cait is equally happy to call Kylie her daughter.

Kylie, Selena, Justin & More: Who Tops the List of Instagram’s Biggest Earners?

In case you somehow weren't aware, Kylie Jenner is rich.

Extremely rich.

Like, a few days shy of her 21st birthday, people are already talking about Kylie becoming a billionaire in the very near future.

Most of that cash comes from her wildly popular cosmetics line, but Kylie has a number of other revenue streams available, as well.

One of the big ones is Instagram, which enables Kim's little sister to earn an astonishing amount of cash as an "influencer."

Of course, Kylie is just one of many top stars who's raking in stacks on social media.

Check out our list of Instagram's top influencers to find out who's really getting rich from sponsored content:

1. Kylie Jenner: $1 Million Per Post

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All hail the queen. According to Hopper HQ's newly-released Instagram Rich List, Kylie earns up to $1 million for a single Instagram post.

2. Crazy Cash

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"Even in industry standards, getting paid anywhere near $1 million is eye-wateringly high," says Hopper co-founder Mike Bandar.

3. A Massive Following

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With 112 million followers, it's not hard to see why Kylie's account is so attractive to advertisers, but it's not just the size of her audience that makes her Instagram's top dog.

4. The Queen of Influence

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Kylie's followers are, on average, young, impressionable, and happy to take cues from the world's most successful 20-year-old when it comes to their consumption habits. Of course, Kylizzle isn't the only one who holds a ton of sway over the young women of the 'Gram ...

5. Selena Gomez: $800,000 Per Post

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Yes, SelGo is another celeb who's getting insanely rich just by getting paid to do what you do for free every day.

6. Winner of the Popularity Contest

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Selena's following on Instagram is almost unfathomably massive. Hopper reports that the singer currently has 139 million followers, which is slightly more than the list's next-highest earner ...
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Kim Kardashian Gets Body-Shamed By Tyson Beckford, Fires Back With Homophobic Insult

It's one of the most random celebrity feuds in recent memory, and it's got Twitter divided as to how far is too far when one is clapping back at a hater.

It all started when Tyson Beckford commented on an Instagram photo that showed Kim Kardashian walking into Jimmy Kimmel's studio for an appearance on his show earlier this week.

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"Sorry I don’t care for it personally,” he commented, as though anyone had asked his opinion.

“She is not real, doctor f–ked up on her right hip.”

Now, Kim has been denying plastic surgery rumors for the entirety of her career, so it's not surprising that she took issue with Beckford's remark.

It is surprising, however, that she chose to malign an already-marginalized segment of the population in her rebuttal.

“Sis we all know why you don’t care for it," Kim replied on Instagram.

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Just in case there was any confusion with regard to her intentions, Kim made added the usual shade-throwing emojis:

A brush painting fingernails, a frog, a teacup -- all combining to evoke the image of a bitchy Kermit cutting his critics down to size with a single offhand remark.

Generally, those who stand up to online bullies are applauded for their courage.

But Kim's comment has raised some serious concerns.

Obviously, she's implying that Beckford is not interested in her sexually because he's gay.

Kim with SOME Cleavage

Setting aside the troublingly hubristic assumption that if someone doesn't want to bed you, it must be because of their sexual orientation, it's problematic that Kim seems to think that accusing Beckford of being a closeted gay man amounts to an insult.

Beckford addressed Kim's comments in an Instagram story, but opted not to remark on the allegations of homophobia.

"Despite what @TheShadeRoom might be tryna say, my opinion on women who do plastic surgery stays the same, not for me!" he wrote.

"I personally don’t care for it! End of story."

Just in case anyone doubted that he's an incredible douche bag, Beckford added:

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“Always gonna pick a Beyonce over anyone else.”

Yes, it's one of those sad situations in which both parties come away looking like jerks.

Obviously, there's a debate to be had over who comes off worse here.

But the fact that both Kim and Tyson have a whole lot of growing up to do is inarguable.

Do better, y'all.

Jessa Duggar: SLAMMED For Surprising Photo of Son Henry!

Considering just about everything she posts online results in some seriously virulent mom-shaming, it's amazing that Jessa Duggar hasn't just deleted her Instagram account.

But in defiance of the haters, Jessa continues to post regular updates on her life as a stay-at-home mom of two boys.

Jessa Duggar & Family on Easter Morning

And fans continue to love her for it.

Yes, Jessa is roasted for her "bad parenting" on an almost-daily basis, but she also receives a good deal of praise from fans who are enamored with her approach to child-rearing.

Generally speaking, the positive far outweighs the negative in Jessa's comments sections.

But if she's anything like most social media users, Jessa likely finds herself dwelling on the bad much more than she celebrates the good.

Still, she soldiers on, and continues to post pics that she must know are certain to draw criticism.

Henry Seewald on Instagram

The image above certainly seems innocent enough, and it quickly racked up more than 70,000 likes.

"Henry on the weekend," Jessa captioned the pic, along with a laughing emoji.

As usual, most of the comments consisted of gushing commentary on the cuteness of Jessa's kids.

But as always, a handful of haters felt the need to rain on her parade.

"I thought electronics for kids were a no no," commented one follower.

Jessa Duggar, Crazy-Eyes

"Quick, take the cellphone away before he gets hooked," wrote another.

And it wasn't just concerns about Henry enjoying too much screen time.

Others complained about his appearance, accusing Jessa of photographing her son in an unkempt state.

Fortunately, Mrs. Seewald didn't need to confront the critics herself.

She has an army of loyal supporters for that:

"And cue all the mommy-shaming," remarked one fan.

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"His hair isn't brushed, he's not dressed, playing on a phone or tablet isn't interaction or the type of interaction a baby needs...blah, blah, blah."

"People please! If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing! Why do ppl have to be so Ugly!" commented another.

Of course, since the vast majority of comments were positive, the army of Jessa defenders looks sort of silly here.

As far as we can tell, there's a group of people who wait for the negative comments to appear just so they can court Jessa's favor by refuting them.

In a way, they're just as weird as the people who compulsively complain about her parenting.

It's a photo of a toddler, folks.

Appreciate the adorableness and move on.

Dani Vitale: Demi Lovato’s BFF Receives Death Threats From Angry Fans

It's been three days since Demi Lovato suffered an overdose that nearly claimed her life.

Friends, family, and fans of the singer are still reeling from the news, and unfortunately, some have chosen to lash out in destructive ways.

Demi Lovato at the BMAs

Earlier this week, Lovato's guitarist, Mike Manning, blamed her friends for the overdose and threatened to "expose them" as addicts.

To be clear, it's understandable to feel a confusing mix of emotions at a time like this, but unless it turns out those friends held her down and stuck a needle in her arm, it is 100 percent not okay to blame or shame Demi's fellow users.

If this situation has taught us anything, it's that addiction doesn't discriminate, and the addict begging for change on the street deserves to be treated with the same dignity as a multi-platinum recording artist.

Manning hasn't launched his horrendously ill-conceived campaign yet, but the misdirected outrage from fans who are desperate for someone to blame has already begun, and predictably, it's made an awful situation considerably worse.

In the hours before her hospitalization, Demi was spotted doing shots at an LA bar.

Demi Lovato, Dani Vitale Photo

Sources say she and several friends were celebrating the birthday of Dani Vitale, Demi's longtime friend and backup dancer.

Little is known about what took place in the hours after the group left the bar, but since Demi was last seen celebrating Dani's birthday, several foolish fans have decided to exacerbate whatever guilt of grief she might already be feeling by harassing Vitale online.

Insiders claim Vitale has been receiving non-stop hate messages and death threats.

This, despite the fact that she Dani is a teetotaler who has reportedly been a much-needed source of strength for Demi in the dark days following her overdose.

“Dani spent the whole day at the hospital with her,” a source close to Vitale told Radar. “Dani and Demi have known each other for a long time, and are very close.

“She’s very upset about it,” the insider added.

Demi Lovato Honors America

“She is very straight; she doesn’t do drugs.”

Despite the fact that Dani has apparently devoted herself to ensuring that Demi receives the best care and treatment possible, hundreds of fans (many of them tagging the vigilante Manning, of course) have spent their weeks hurling non-stop vitriol at Vitale.

"Fake friend.... f-ck you bitch is toxic," one such psycho wrote today.

"I'm about to beat this bitch up," reads another comment on Vitale's Instagram page.

"Ima brake ur legs if i see you," a third Demi obsessive commented.

Guys, we don't know Demi personally, so we hate to speak on her behalf, but we're pretty sure she'd agree that there are better ways to spend your time and express your concerns than issuing physical threats to her best friend.

Just sayin'. 

Kylie Jenner Flaunts Post-Baby Curves on Instagram: It’s Good to Be 20 and Rich!

It's been less than six months since Kylie Jenner welcomed her first child, but to look at the soon-to-be billionaire's Instagram pics (or bank balance), you would think she spent all that time away from the spotlight working out and stacking funds.

Sure, being a single mom is never easy ... but an army personal trainers and a net worth in high nine-figure range probably helps to ease the burden just a bit.

Kylie Jenner Enjoys Taking Selfies

As you can see, Kylie sprang right back to peak physical condition after giving birth to baby Stormi.

We can see how her progress might be inspirational for some folks in need of a fitness goal.

But we can also see how it would be equally depressing for others.

The situation brings to mind the recent debate over whether or not Kylie is a "self-made" billionaire.

The question tore the internet in twain, not unlike the Yanny/Laurel conflict that preceded it, but in the end, no satisfactory conclusion was reached.

Kylie Jenner in a Leopard Print Dress

Like pretty much everything else on the planet, Kylie's scenario is complicated and full of nuance.

Yes, she was born into a life of unimaginable privilege and influence, and when it comes to everything from starting a business to getting back in shape, she has a number of advantages that most of us could only dream of.

But, that doesn't mean she doesn't work hard.

And it certainly doesn't mean that she deserves no credit or praise for her success.

Kylie was born with a major leg up in the world, it's true.

But her efforts to improve upon her already lofty position are still impressive.

Kylie Jenner Cradles Baby Stormi Webster

Maybe there's a lesson to be learned in all of this.

No matter what your circumstances, the best thing you can aspire to is to try to and improve upon them even slightly, and your only competitor should be your past self.

Or maybe we've just devoted entirely too much thought to Kylie Jenner's 40 bajillionth selfie.

Either way, homegirl is crushing it these days.

Of course, when we were 20, we spent most of our time showing fake IDs to 7-11 clerks, so pretty much anyone her age who's doing anything productive deserves a shout-out in our eyes.

Selena Gomez Takes Beyonce’s Crown as New Queen of Instagram!

Selena Gomez turned 26 over the weekend, and the photos from her birthday bash were dazzling.

The pics were so good, in fact, that the Instagram "likes" poured in with dizzying alacrity. 

Selena's birthday post got so much love so quickly that it absolutely destroyed the previous record ... which had belonged to Beyonce herself.

Selena Gomez Turns 26

While Hailey Baldwin enjoys Justin Bieber, for better or for worse, Selena Gomez is living her best life. It's what she deserves.

Remember how Beyonce broke the internet with her twin reveal photo?

That pic received a staggering 7.8 million in only 12 hours.

The pregnancy reveal pic that preceded it received 6.4 million within the first few hours. Beyonce is a powerhouse, there's no question.

But when the battleground is Instagram, Selena has no equal.

Selena Gomez Yacht Party Pics

It took Selena's birthday party post only 13 minutes to reach 1 million likes.

(The number of likes is currently near 9 million and will likely grow by the time that you even finish reading this sentence)

That's no real surprise.

Selena Gomez has been the reigning champion when it comes to Instagram followers for some time. She is a social media titan and the one to beat.

Even those who come close -- like Ariana Grande, Christiano Ronaldo, and Beyonce -- can't quite surpass her follower count.

Not yet, anyway.

Selena Gomez 26 Birthday Photo Collage Pic

Selena is also paid more for Instagram ads.

We all know that Instagram follower counts matter for more than just bragging rights and branding.

Celebrities, no matter how wealthy, can make a small fortune with a few normal photos of themselves, promoting one product or another.

Selena Gomez apparently makes a whopping $800,000 per Instagram endorsement. That means that she takes a photo wearing or holding a brand and makes more than three quarters of a million dollars.

Beyonce makes $700,000 per photo. Of course, price is based upon more than just follower counts. It also has a lot to do with things like social media engagement.

When it comes to Instagram ad prices, nobody beats out Kylie Jenner -- who maks rakes in $1 million per pic.

Selena Gomez, Italian Motif Party

It's easy to frame this conversation as a competition.

A competition between Selena and Kylie over who makes the most per Instagram ad.

A competition between Beyonce and Selena over who has the most followers, or who got the most likes the fastest.

Instead, let's keep this in perspective. This was a broken record. One day, perhaps very soon, someone else will get a million likes even faster than Selena.

Social media is fueled by the people on it, and there are more people every single day who sign up for Instagram and click that like button.

So, again, it's not a competition. Though, if the race to a million likes were a competition ... Selena is the current reigning champion.

Selena Gomez, Birthday Yacht Party

Selena's 26 birthday is a big deal.

Not because 26 is a huge milestone. It isn't. Every birthday after 21 is a grim reminder that we all grow less socially relevant with each passing day as our bodies begin to fail and crumble beneath the weight of time.

No, this birthday is a huge deal because ... there were genuine doubts that she would make it this far.

She has been battling Lupus for years. Just a little over a year ago, Selena was rushed to the hospital with kidney failure.

Had it not been for a life-saving kidney transplant, it's unclear if Selena would still be among the living.

And even now, she continues to struggle with Lupus. Selena's birthday is worth celebrating for that alone.

Kaley Cuoco: I KNOW My Nipples Are Showing! Grow Up!

Kaley Cuoco posted a series of glimpses at her post-surgery workout on Instagram so that her fans could watch the progress that she makes with her recovery.

Unfortunately, some trolls with the emotional intelligence of a 12-year-old and the boundaries of a toddler decided to give her a hard time about her nipples being visible.

Kaley saw those comments and hit back. You can see her workout and her clapback below.

Kaley Cuoco Post-Surgery Workout

At the end of June, Kaley Cuoco was hospitalized for shoulder surgery just days after her wedding.. It wasn't the most romantic honeymoon in history.

To keep fans updated on her recovery, she decided to share a series of short videos of her workouts, which have been modified as she recovers from surgery.

Unfortunately, some commenters decided to troll her because they could see her nipples.

"Where’s your bra," one troll asked inappropriately.

Even worse, another commented: "I like your nipples."

Kaley Cuoco Hits Back on Instagram

Asoundingly, instead of ignoring or blocking these people, Kaley elected to respond.

"FYI because of my shoulder, I can only get certain bras over my head,” she wrote in the comments. “NOT THAT ITS ANYONES BUSINESS."

She's right -- whether they were lusting, body-shaming, or both, it's absolutely none of their business.

"Don’t be jealous," Kaley wrote in response to a now-deleted comment. "It's not flattering."

We can only guess as to what that person could have written.

Kaley Cuoco Post-Surgery Workout With Rope

In the series of three short videos, Kaley does a number of exercises.

The first is almost unimaginably simple -- she simply sits and stands repeatedly. That said, do it enough times, and your legs will feel how much work you're doing.

In the second, she uses her free hand to manipulate a thick rope. This allows her to exercise that one arm without straining herself in a way that might impact her shoulder's healing.

In the third, she appears to be doing resistance training, walking sideways. When she steps, her legs work.

When she moves farther from the wall, her entire body feels increased tension.

Kaley Cuoco Post-Surgery Resistance Workout

Paola's shoulder surgery was, at least, not emergency surgery.

She had planned it more than a year in advance.

Given the choice, she elected to get the surgery after her wedding. Better that than to possibly still be recovering when she walked down the aisle.

Her new husband, Karl Cook, was there to take care of her (and of the couple's many dogs) during her recovery.

She got to have her perfect wedding and fix her shoulder. That is what we call a win-win.

Kaley Cuoco and Karl Cook, Hospital Honeymoon

It is terrible to see the level of harassment that female celebrities on Instagram can receive from countless trolls.

Some want nothing more than to elicit a reaction.

Others simply have no filter or impulse-control and just blurt out what thoughts enter their terrible minds.

The result is that some stars deactivate comments. Others ignore them.

Good for Kaley for standing up for herself. She did provide an honest explanation for why her nipples were visible, but she didn't owe that explanation to anyone.

Please comment like adults.

United Airlines Shrugs at Perv Going to Town on Himself Under Blanket

Flying on an airplane is already an unpleasant enough experience. You're rocketing through the clouds in an overcrowded tube.

One woman says that she awoke to find the man beside her masturbating beneath the blanket.

To make matters worse, she says that United took a month and a half to respond to her complaint -- and that their response was an insult.

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Her post begins with "*Trigger Warning*"

That is a great reminder that, though the term has been mocked into near-disuse by douchecanoes on the internet, "trigger warning" is a useful warning for people who aren't eager to relive the worst moments of their lives.

"On June 4th I was on a #unitedairlines flight from Heathrow to Chicago," her post explains.

"On this flight," she continues. "The man next to me started masturbating."

Gross!

Masturbation in and of itself is a very healthy activity. Masturbating in public in front of a captive audience is absolutely disgusting.

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"I woke up," she describes. "And saw him touching himself under a blanket."

That sounds like such an unpleasant experience.

"I woke the woman next to me," she writes. "And got out of there to tell a flight attendant."

She then says that "the attendants checked and confirmed that he was masturbating in public."

What a weird job flight attendants have.

"Once I got up the woman next to me saw and she also got up," she explains. "They gave us new seats."

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Unfortunately, she says that the flight crew was insensitive about the issue.

"They then started making jokes about the situation," she says. "Asking 'what perfume are you wearing' and excusing him saying 'he’s had a bit of wine.'"

Obviously, no type of perfume and no amount of alcohol excuses that.

She laments that "no one stopped him."

"He was allowed to finish," she writes. And here is where it gets worse.

She alleges that the masturbating passenger did all of this "with a child sitting closely by."

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"After exiting the plane first to talk to security," she writes. "The security guard asked me if I’d like an apology from the offender."

That sounds ... absurd.

She says: "I immediately rejected the request."

"It took @unitedairlines a month an a half to respond to my complaint," she reveals. "And I received this email today."

That email being the above image saying that there's nothing that they can do.

"I am appalled at the lack of action taken in this situation in which as a woman, I was terrified."

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If you're wondering why she was frightened rather than merely disgusted, it is important to remember that men who harass women by doing things like flashing or masturbating are sometimes working themselves up to commit assault.

"This man is clearly capable of much more," she explains.

"So women and men out there," she says. "Pick an airline that cares about your safety."

She writes: "#unitedairlines referring to being assaulted on one of your flight as a 'uncomfortable experience' is a bit of an understatement."

"Your lack of action is disgusting," she says, tagging: "@united #unitedairlines #metoo"

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While, going off of her description, the word assault doesn't look accurate, that is a horrible, harrowing situation that absolutely should never have happened.

We've heard stories of women who were physically assaulted on planes, and in some of those cases, the perpetrator was also touching himself.

This definitely sounds like a #MeToo story. And it sounds like some professionals on the plane who should have known better were very insensitive about it.

Needless to say, the presence of a child in proximity to the alleged public masturbator is also alarming.

We understand that flight attendants possibly don't train for this situation and probably hoped to avoid making an incident worse.

But ... one would hope that United would be more apologetic.

United Airlines Shrugs at Perv Going to Town on Himself Under Blanket

Flying on an airplane is already an unpleasant enough experience. You're rocketing through the clouds in an overcrowded tube.

One woman says that she awoke to find the man beside her masturbating beneath the blanket.

To make matters worse, she says that United took a month and a half to respond to her complaint -- and that their response was an insult.

Genevieve FP 01

Her post begins with "*Trigger Warning*"

That is a great reminder that, though the term has been mocked into near-disuse by douchecanoes on the internet, "trigger warning" is a useful warning for people who aren't eager to relive the worst moments of their lives.

"On June 4th I was on a #unitedairlines flight from Heathrow to Chicago," her post explains.

"On this flight," she continues. "The man next to me started masturbating."

Gross!

Masturbation in and of itself is a very healthy activity. Masturbating in public in front of a captive audience is absolutely disgusting.

airline man blanket photo july 2018

"I woke up," she describes. "And saw him touching himself under a blanket."

That sounds like such an unpleasant experience.

"I woke the woman next to me," she writes. "And got out of there to tell a flight attendant."

She then says that "the attendants checked and confirmed that he was masturbating in public."

What a weird job flight attendants have.

"Once I got up the woman next to me saw and she also got up," she explains. "They gave us new seats."

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Unfortunately, she says that the flight crew was insensitive about the issue.

"They then started making jokes about the situation," she says. "Asking 'what perfume are you wearing' and excusing him saying 'he’s had a bit of wine.'"

Obviously, no type of perfume and no amount of alcohol excuses that.

She laments that "no one stopped him."

"He was allowed to finish," she writes. And here is where it gets worse.

She alleges that the masturbating passenger did all of this "with a child sitting closely by."

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"After exiting the plane first to talk to security," she writes. "The security guard asked me if I’d like an apology from the offender."

That sounds ... absurd.

She says: "I immediately rejected the request."

"It took @unitedairlines a month an a half to respond to my complaint," she reveals. "And I received this email today."

That email being the above image saying that there's nothing that they can do.

"I am appalled at the lack of action taken in this situation in which as a woman, I was terrified."

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If you're wondering why she was frightened rather than merely disgusted, it is important to remember that men who harass women by doing things like flashing or masturbating are sometimes working themselves up to commit assault.

"This man is clearly capable of much more," she explains.

"So women and men out there," she says. "Pick an airline that cares about your safety."

She writes: "#unitedairlines referring to being assaulted on one of your flight as a 'uncomfortable experience' is a bit of an understatement."

"Your lack of action is disgusting," she says, tagging: "@united #unitedairlines #metoo"

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While, going off of her description, the word assault doesn't look accurate, that is a horrible, harrowing situation that absolutely should never have happened.

We've heard stories of women who were physically assaulted on planes, and in some of those cases, the perpetrator was also touching himself.

This definitely sounds like a #MeToo story. And it sounds like some professionals on the plane who should have known better were very insensitive about it.

Needless to say, the presence of a child in proximity to the alleged public masturbator is also alarming.

We understand that flight attendants possibly don't train for this situation and probably hoped to avoid making an incident worse.

But ... one would hope that United would be more apologetic.

G-Eazy Claims to Have BDE; Ex-GF Halsey LOLs

Just a few weeks ago, Halsey dumped G-Eazy and publicly implied that he had cheated on her. Yikes.

G-Eazy moved on and is currently touring. He decided to announce to his Instagram followers that he has "Big Dick Energy."

Well, Halsey had something to say about that in the comments. Take a look:

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G-Eazy posted a photo of himself at the Sunlit Supply Amphitheater, standing on a car with countless spotlights providing a dramatic visual effect.

His caption for the photo reads: "Big Dick Energy."

While a man describing himself as having BDE is just about the polar opposite of actually possessing this quality that became a meme in recent weeks, that's not what got people's attention.

No, what made people marvel in wonder is that his ex, Halsey, commented under the photo.

She left three emojis -- a cloud, a tornado, and a water droplet.

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Followers absolutely noticed Halsey's comment, which left many scratching their heads.

"I’m so f--king confused," one fan wrote.

It's unclear if they were confused by her emojis or the fact that she commented at all.

Another commenter explained: "Couples can break up and not hate each other."

That is true!

When one commenter accused Halsey of being "petty," the singer explained herself.

"No petty here," Halsey writes. "Caption damn funny and stage looks dope. Jealous of everyone who gets to see the show."

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Her words are clear. Her emojis are ... less so.

We don't know exactly what Halsey meant. Interpreting a string of emojis like that is a little like trying to work out hieroglyphs without the Rosetta Stone.

If she had replied with an emoji conveying mocking laughter, that would mean one thing.

If she had replied with an eggplant emoji, that would have been another thing altogether.

But, with the cloud and the tornado, it looks like she's referring to a storm -- or possibly energy.

The water droplet can be used to imply thirst (as in, sexual attraction) or, well, ejaculation.

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We should, of course, clarify that Big Dick Energy is not synonymous with someone who is assumed to be well-endowed.

They can totally overlap, but they don't have to.

The meme has made it very clear that someone might be known to have an absolutely gargantuan penis but lack Big Dick Energy.

Similarly, a cisgender woman can absolutely radiate Big Dick Energy with an intensity that should set off Geiger counters.

That, folks, is the difference between Jared Leto and Tessa Thompson.

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This really does seem to be a situation of two exes who still respect each other.

Even if Halsey's emoji choice was all but inscrutible. But that's okay.

They're exes, and she can post whatever emojis she likes. Considering what some of the other emoji options were, her reply was very tasteful.

In the mean time, G-Eazy has been spotted being a bad influence on Demi Lovato as her relapse continues.

This is a guy who's still getting past that little incident where he got into a fight and was then caught with coke. Whoops.

Big Dick Energy or not, he and Halsey were together for nine months. It's healthy for them to not treat each other like enemies.

Mackenzie Standifer Opens Up: Will She Divorce Ryan Edwards?!

For the past four months, rumors of Ryan Edwards and Mackenzie Standifer getting divorced have been circulating non-stop.

Ryan has given Mackenzie ample reason to leave his ass, and when she took a break from social media earlier this year, many took it as a sign that she had chosen to quietly end her marriage.

Ryan has cheated on Mackenzie; he's been arrested; he's stalked and harassed his ex -- all in the past six months.

Standifer is notoriously shy of the spotlight, so it was widely assumed she had simply chosen to disappear from the spotlight while she and Ryan ironed out the terms of their divorce.

Now, however, she's back on Instagram -- and fans are more than a little surprised by what she's been up to:

1. Standifer By Her Man

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Mackenzie is doing her best to make her marriage work these days. And fans think she's out of her mind for giving Ryan yet another chance.

2. Return of the Mack

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After a hiatus of several months, Mackenzie returned to Instagram this week. She posted this photo of her and Ryan, seemingly as a means of squashing divorce rumors.

3. Bump Close-Up

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Mackenzie also posted this pic of her own baby bump. She captioned the image, "Happiness is HOMEMADE!"

4. Turning It Around

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Needless to say, it looks as though the relationship between Mackenzie and Ryan is actually going quite well. But is it healthy?

5. Mack N Ryan 4-Eva

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Seemingly as a way of assuring fans that all is well in her world, Standifer posted this photo earlier this week.

6. High Hopes

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"Family," Mackenzie captioned the pic, complete with heart emojis. "It means everything." Certainly sound like she's optimistic about her relationship! But it's important to remember why fans are so skeptical ...
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Jessa Duggar Posts Photos of Kids, Gets Roasted For Bad Parenting

Another day, another Duggar parenting controversy.

This time, it's Jessa's turn once again, as the mother of two is being harshly criticized for some innocent photos that appeared on her Instagram page this week.

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"I’ve never known another little boy who’s more in love with mowers, tractors and skid steers,” Jessa captioned this pic of her unfortunately-named 2-year-old, Spurgeon.

“It makes his day if he gets to sit in the seat and ‘drive’ it.”

Not surprisingly, dozens feigned concern so that they could tear Jessa apart for allowing her eldest to play on farm equipment.

Obviously, the machine isn't turned on, and the boy was being supervised, but that's the sort of Duggar criticism that doesn't even surprise us anymore.

What does surprise us is the fact that fans took issue with this photo of baby Henry enjoying a snooze:

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"When this kid is deep in with his chubsy toddler hands behind his head," Jessa captioned the pic.

"It’s literally just about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen."

Surely, Jessa can't be criticized for a photo of a sleeping toddler, right?

Wrong! 

Jessa got positively roasted for this pic, and shockingly, it wasn't for her use of the word "chubsy."

No, her followers had beef due to the fact that little Henry appears to be wearing a diaper.

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When one follower remarked that the 1-year-old "should be out of diapers by now," Jessa violated the Duggar rules by actually replying to an online critic.

Even more surprising is the fact that she was totally polite and good-natured in her response:

"My philosophy is that if they aren't able to do the whole thing from pulling their pants down and getting themselves on the toilet, to pulling their pants back up, and washing their hands, then they aren't ready," Jessa replied.

"Otherwise it feels like it's actually the parent who's potty training and doing all the work. Lol!

"I've been around kids, and I'm aware of the signs of readiness. My two-year-old is getting close, but not quite there, so we're not rushing it."

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Yes, Jessa says not only is Henry not potty-trained, his big brother isn't either.

And she doesn't care what you think about it!

And of course, legions of Jessa's fans rushed in to help her slay the troll, even the original commenter probably got the point after the first few hundred clapbacks or so:

"My 3 1/2 yr old is just now starting. Each child is different," wrote one fan.

"You are the mom and you will know when he'ready. Hope you and Ben are doing well. You have beautiful happy boys!"

Obviously, Jessa gets slammed pretty much every time she posts a pic of her kids, so she's probably used to it by now, but seriously folks -- it's getting out of hand.

There are so many valid reasons to criticize the Duggars that we really shouldn't get bogged down nit-picking their parenting choices.

Khloe Kardashian Reveals SHOCKING Post-Pregnancy Weight Loss!

It's only been three years since Khloe Kardashian gave birth to True Thompson, and like her sisters before her, Khloe has kept a relatively low profile since giving birth.

Of course, in her case, the decision to post fewer selfies probably had less to do with self-consciousness about her appearance and more to do with being cheated on by baby daddy Tristan Thompson.

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Yes, Khloe basically lived a nightmare before our eyes, learning that the father of her child had been unfaithful just days before she gave birth.

Fortunately, the 34-year-old is an expert on turning negatives into positives.

Khloe hosts a show on E! called Revenge Body that's all about jilted exes using their rage as motivation to work out.

Making your ex jealous might not be the healthiest incentive, but hey -- whatever gets you to the gym.

Anyway, much to the chagrin of her family, friends, and fans, Khloe is still with Tristan.

But that doesn't mean she wasn't using his betrayal to fire her up when she was working the heavy back these past few months.

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Khloe posted the above post-baby pic on her Instagram page this week.

She captioned the photo:

"Moms Home!! Yeezy Season 7"

On her blog, Khloe offered up some specifics on her progress and her views on fitness:

"Here is where I am at currently," Khloe wrote.

"True turned 3 months old on July 12. I honestly didn't give myself a number that I wanted to lose by this time, especially since I wasn't able to work out for the first six weeks. But, since then, I've lost 33 pounds! I'm shocked that I lost that much weight that quickly."

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Khloe says she has no time for the idea of a "post-baby body" and prefers to think of herself as a constant work in progress.

"After I had True, I didn't put any pressure on myself to lose the baby weight," Khloe added.

"I just wanted to get back to my regular routine from before I got pregnant, which was working out five to six times a week."

The new mom also offered some valuable insights about self-image in the age of social media:

"I never compare myself to other women as every woman has their own journey," she wrote.

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"We also all have different priorities in our day-to-day lives. One of mine is having that one hour where I can be selfish and alone in my place of refuge."

Khloe added:

"Staying healthy and active is something that's very important to me.

"Exercise is something I've always used to maintain my sanity and relieve stress. And, now that I have a baby, I still want to keep something that's my time, my space, something I'm doing for myself."

So she's doing it for herself ...

... but we're sure showing Tristan what he would be missing out on if he f-cks up again is a nice bonus.