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Jenelle Evans: Getting Rich Off Hurricane Florence Devastation?

As you've no doubt heard by now, Hurricane Florence thrashed the Carolina coast over the weekend, claiming several lives and leaving utter devastation in its path.

As you may have also heard, Jenelle Evans decided not to evacuate ahead of the storm, despite the fact that local authorities implored everyone in her community to relocate to safer territory.

Because she's responsible for three young children, Jenelle was rightly chastised for this decision on social media.

And because her Russian roulette-like gamble didn't result in any deaths or serious injuries, she's currently doing a victory lap on Instagram.

Of course, this is Jenelle we're talking about, so that victory lap involves fake guns and blatant lies.

See what we mean in the gallery below ...

1. Hurricane Queen

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She did it! Jenelle survived Hurricane Florence. So now, she can get back to doing what she does best -- being obnoxious on social media.

2. That'll Teach You to Be Compassionate!

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Jenelle went OFF on fans who dared to express their concerns for her family on social media. And now she's out to prove that not only did she survive, she did it with flair.

3. Saint Jenelle

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Jenelle and her husband, David Eason, have taken to social media claiming that they've set about cleaning up their community and helping their neighbors.

4. All Talk?

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The only problem is, for all of David and Jenelle's talk about rescuing those in need, they don't seem to have actually done anything of value.

5. The Realization

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Jenelle was lucky in that her area wasn't hit terribly hard, but many in nearby towns experienced profound devastation.

6. Turns Out Hurricanes Are Serious

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Yes, eventually, even Jenelle came to realize that hurricanes are nothing to be trifled with. Ironically, she then began doling out safety tips, even though she had attacked others for doing the same just hours earlier.
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Jenelle Evans: Getting Rich Off Hurricane Florence Devastation?

As you've no doubt heard by now, Hurricane Florence thrashed the Carolina coast over the weekend, claiming several lives and leaving utter devastation in its path.

As you may have also heard, Jenelle Evans decided not to evacuate ahead of the storm, despite the fact that local authorities implored everyone in her community to relocate to safer territory.

Because she's responsible for three young children, Jenelle was rightly chastised for this decision on social media.

And because her Russian roulette-like gamble didn't result in any deaths or serious injuries, she's currently doing a victory lap on Instagram.

Of course, this is Jenelle we're talking about, so that victory lap involves fake guns and blatant lies.

See what we mean in the gallery below ...

1. Hurricane Queen

Jenelle evans hearts hurricanes
She did it! Jenelle survived Hurricane Florence. So now, she can get back to doing what she does best -- being obnoxious on social media.

2. That'll Teach You to Be Compassionate!

Jenelle evans fake boobs
Jenelle went OFF on fans who dared to express their concerns for her family on social media. And now she's out to prove that not only did she survive, she did it with flair.

3. Saint Jenelle

Jenelle evans photoshopped ad
Jenelle and her husband, David Eason, have taken to social media claiming that they've set about cleaning up their community and helping their neighbors.

4. All Talk?

Jenelle evans and david eason on july 4
The only problem is, for all of David and Jenelle's talk about rescuing those in need, they don't seem to have actually done anything of value.

5. The Realization

Jenelle evans gaze
Jenelle was lucky in that her area wasn't hit terribly hard, but many in nearby towns experienced profound devastation.

6. Turns Out Hurricanes Are Serious

Turns out hurricanes are serious
Yes, eventually, even Jenelle came to realize that hurricanes are nothing to be trifled with. Ironically, she then began doling out safety tips, even though she had attacked others for doing the same just hours earlier.
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Jenelle Evans Responds to Uproar Over Hurricane Florence Tweets: You Haters Can All Suck It!

On Wednesday, Jenelle Evans tweeted about Hurricane Florence numerous times.

We can certainly see why the topic is at the forefront of her mind, as that's probably the case with just about every coastal Carolinian at the moment.

But Jenelle's tweets were different from those of the other folks offering live updates from her region.

While many expressed concerns, Jenelle posted rain-drenched bikini selfies.

While others detailed their evacuation plans, Jenelle announced her intention to stay put ... along with her three young children.

Obviously, she took a lot of flak for downplaying this potentially deadly storm, but don't worry, today she offered a detailed explanation:

It seems those who criticized her were all just jealous haters who can suck it.

Jump into the gallery below for her full response, which is 100 percent, uncut classic Jenelle:

 

1. Jenell-fie

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Jenelle kicked things off with this selfie. Many of her followers rightly felt that the lighthearted, exuberant tone of the pic didn't jibe with the seriousness of the situation.

2. Get This Girl Off Twitter

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Jenelle was stunned by the negative reaction to her tweet, but instead of deleting it and offering up a sincere apology, she decided to make things much worse.

3. Mad Mom

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Jenelle, as you may know, is an angry person. Like, you'd have a hard time finding an angrier person who's not currently behind bars for a violent crime. And she likes to let the hate flow through her on Twitter.

4. Jenelle Evans: Confused, As Always

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Jenelle doesn't understand. But to be fair, the girl's not feigning ignorance. She genuinely doesn't understand the situation.

5. Explain It Like She's 5

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When many, many people attempted to make it clear to Jenelle that using an impending natural disaster to call attention to your thirst trap bikini pics is horrendously inappropriate, she got even more upset.

6. Still Missing the Point

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Jenelle can't see how people could possibly view her bikini pics as obnoxiously narcissistic. And because this is Jenelle we're talking about, she's been getting angrier and angrier as the day goes on ...
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Jenelle Evans to Hurricane Florence: Bring It On, Bish!

As you've no doubt heard by now, Hurricane Florence is due to make landfall early Friday morning.

Meteorologists expect the storm to hit the Carolinas at category 4 magnitude, bringing with it devastating storm surges and 140 MPH winds.

For obvious reasons, those living near the coast have been cautioned to evacuate.

Sadly, some are forced to stay put for medical or other reasons.

Then there are those who foolishly look at natural disasters as opportunities to put their badass survival skills to the test and inevitably end up begging for help from the same government organizations who implored them to head for safer territory.

Guess which category Jenelle Evans falls into.

Jump into the gallery below for the stirring saga that is Jenelle vs. Florence ...

1. Jenelle Evans Hearts Hurricanes

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Jenelle posted this photo as the Carolinas brace for Hurricane Florence. She captioned the pic "#NewProfilePic #HurricaneFlorence #PrayForNC #PrayForSC" Good to see she has her priorities straight,

2. Give Us the Prayers, Dude!

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Despite being wealthy and not having a full-time job, Jenelle Evans doesn't want to take the basic steps to ensure her family's safety. She does want you to pray for her, though.

3. Sympathy For the Devil

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Yes, Jenelle won't lift a finger to improve her situation, but she's been posting tweets like this one to ensure her fans remain deeply worried about her well-being.

4. Be Concerned ... But Not TOO Concerned

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Jenelle wants the best of both worlds. She wants the attention that comes with being in harm's way, but if anyone advises her to save herself, she's quick to assure them there's no cause for alarm.

5. Jenelle-splaining

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When fans started to get serious and warn Jenelle to get the hell out of Dodge, she became irate, which is her response to literally every situation.

6. Angry Evans

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"I do not live in the evacuation zone or a flood area," Jenelle tweeted. "Not sure what county you think I live in."
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Colin Evans: Brother of Jenelle Evans Accuses Father of Sexual Abuse

While Teen Mom 2 villain Jenelle Evans is making peace with Barbara, she's still having plenty of conflicts.

In addition to feuding with other Teen Moms, she has also attracted the ire of her own brother, Colin Evans.

Colin is hitting back at claims she has made about him ... and accusing their father of having sexually abused him for five years.

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"She lies more than Donald trump," Colin writes in a scathing post on Facebook.

In case there was any doubt, he makes it clear that he is talking about his sister by adding, in parentheses, "Jenelle Evans."

In her book, Read Between the Lines: From the Diary of a Teenage Mom, she claims that Colin had developmental problems and that he once accidentally burned down their home.

"My entire house was not burnt down to the ground at all," Colin insists.

"Keep on all the lies and for ur info lil sis I’m not developmentally challenged," he asserts.

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Colin shared a photo of a fully intact house, then demands that Jenelle "stop lieing for ur fame."

This is when his post takes a much more serious turn.

"I’m PTSD from our father sexual abused me for 5 years and beat me and starved me," Colin writes.

Colin continues: "and i almost died in prison and all u care about is your money (jenelle Evans) lil sis."

"And u never say hi u don’t care about any one but your self," Colin concludes. "So keep up the lies lil sis."

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Now, Colin did accidentally start a fire when he was a boy when one his toy cars caught on fire.

Afterwards, he was sent to live in group home in Texas for two years. Colin was only 9 years old.

Starcasm notes that Colin has had legal troubles as an adult.

His rap sheet includes larceny, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, injury to personal property, and communicating threats.

None of those sound especially serious -- a couple of them shouldn't even be crimes -- but they paint an unflattering portrait of Colin as a troubled man.

Colin Evans

We have to say that Colin's history of petty crimes fits a profile of someone who is overcoming childhood trauma.

That of course does not mean that everyone who is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse commits a string of petty crimes, or vice-versa.

But it's not uncommon to see someone struggle to cope with their traumatic childhood as they enter adulthood.

Children are not equipped to handle trauma in the way that adults are, and can suffer lifelong consequences as a result.

Some would suggest that Jenelle's history of drug use and her relationships with terrible men and her poor quality as a parent are indicators of someone who came from a deeply troubled home.

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Colin has recently shared that he is hoping to avoid appearing on MTV in the near future.

It looks like he has also grown paranoid about "the Illuminati organization." Sometimes, people who are troubled can fixate on fictitious entities.

He has said that he doesn't want anything to do witht he Illuminati or with Satan, saying that he doesn't have a family of his own, but that Jesus is all of the family that he needs.

It looks like he also went through a breakup with a woman very recently, and is heartbroken over it.

Obviously, the accusations of sexual and physical abuse that he has leveled at his father are very serious.

While adults are of course responsible for their own actions, these allegations do help to explain his behavior, if not excuse them.

Kailyn Lowry to Jenelle Evans: No One Cares About You!

Last week, the world learned that Jenelle Evans is homeschooling her stepdaughter Maryssa.

We probably don't need to tell you that Teen Mom 2 fans had a field day with this information.

Among the most vocal critics was Jenelle's co-star Kailyn Evans, who openly shared the opinion of fans who felt Jenelle is not smart enough for such a venture.

Naturally, Jenelle pushed back against Kail's criticism as only she can.

But that as The Ashley's Reality Roundup points out, that hasn't stopped Ms. Lowry from doubling down on her opinion while discussing the matter on her podcast this week.

Needless to say, we don't think Jenelle is gonna love what Kail had to say this time around ...

1. It's War

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It's been years since Jenelle and Kailyn have gotten along, and in recent weeks, the cold war between the co-stars has heated up in a major way.

2. The Latest

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The most recent shade-throwing has to do with Kail publicly questioning Jenelle's intelligence. You'd think Evans would be used to that sort of thing after a decade of sounding like a dumbass on national TV ...

3. Pod People

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Jenelle apparently caught wind of the fact that (like all the stars of the Teen Mom franchise) she's occasionally a topic of discussion on Kail's Coffee Convos podcast.

4. The Clapback

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Jenelle responded to Kail's podcast (which she admittedly hasn't listened to) by firing off a bizarre tweet and inexplicably dragging her stepdaughter into the fray.

5. The Purest of BS

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“While you’re over here podcasting away, tweeting pure bullsh-t about me, or posting #FakeNews… I’ll be over here homeschooling my stepdaughter and minding my business,” Evans wrote.

6. Kail Sounds Off

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Lorwy retweeted a fan who joked that Jenelle is "dumb a brick" and shouldn't be trusted to homeschool anyone. But it was on the latest episode of her podcast that Kail really made her feelings known ...
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Jenelle Evans: Turns Out My Mom’s Not the Devil, Dude!

So Jenelle Evans and her mother, Barbara ...

Not the best relationship there.

Jenelle Evans with Barbara Evans

Things have been bad between Jenelle and Barbara for a very, very long time, maybe even for most of Jenelle's life.

Whenever she discusses her childhood, she talks about how her father was abusive to Barbara, and how he left when she was pretty young and didn't have anything to do with her or her siblings.

Sometimes, she almost seems to blame her mom for this, like it was her fault her dad left.

Jenelle has also said that Barbara wasn't the most sensitive, caring mother -- for example, she's claimed that when she was a teenager, she used to refer to her as a "little whore" for dating.

Barbara Evans at the Beach

Through the magic of reality television, we've also been able to see quite a bit of this troubled mother-daughter relationship with our own eyes, too.

Teen Mom 2 has been airing for several years now, and during that time, Jenelle and Barbara have fought, made up, and continued that cycle time and time again.

Fans have noticed a pattern of Jenelle being cool with her mom, meeting some new guy, deciding he's her soulmate, cutting her mom off because her soulmate is inevitably a horrible, controlling douchebag, breaking up with her soulmate, and getting cool with her mom again.

And since she's been with her latest soulmate, David Eason, for three years now, things with Barbara have been worse than ever.

Dave Eason and Jenelle Eason

Just a few months after he entered the picture, he got into an argument with Barbara that was so bad that police were called.

Or, well, he called the police to claim that she was trespassing when she came to their home and asked why the kids were playing outside unsupervised while the adults were inside their bedroom acting super shady.

From the beginning, Barbara has said that David is Jenelle's worst boyfriend ever, that he's very controlling and really kind of terrifying.

As time has gone on, pretty much everyone came to agree with that assessment.

Jenelle, Dave Eason

Things only got worse between Jenelle and Barbara when the latter gained full, permanent custody of Jace last year.

It got to the point where it honestly seemed like they'd just hate each other forever.

But wait!

Last month, Jenelle shocked us all when she tweeted "Guess who gets along now? Babs and David. that took forever. #Annoying."

Jenelle with Jace and Barbara

Shortly after that, she shared a photo of herself all cuddled up to Jace and Barbara, which was weird, since she's only been going on and on about how much she despises Barbara for the past forever.

It was especially weird because shortly after that, the Teen Mom 2 reunion aired, and we saw Barbara tell Dr. Drew that she was "so, so, so worried" about her daughter.

The issue, she explained then, was David's controlling nature paired with his love of guns, and she even told Drew that she was scared he would murder her.

Barb Evans

"I'm going to be the first one shot cause I live closest," she said. "It scares me. He could come over and kill me any time."

Of course, that was filmed back in May, but still, it's pretty wild to go from "he might legit murder me" to "getting along now, everything's great!" in three months.

But, for whatever reason, it looks like things really are going well right now.

Yesterday, Jenelle revealed that she's still on good terms with her mom by sharing this kind of adorable new photo:

Jenelle Making Up with Barbara

"Had a cute breakfast with a cute little lady," she captioned the picture.

Like we said, it's an adorable picture, and it's also really sweet that she called Barbara "a cute little lady."

The vast majority of the comments on the photo were from people who also thought the picture was precious, and who were very excited for Jenelle about mending this relationship.

Unfortunately, there's a solid chance this photo isn't as sweet as it seems.

Jenelle Evans and a Green Screen

For one, like we said, there's an established pattern in which Jenelle only gets along with Barbara when she's single, or if she's not getting along with whatever guy she's with at the time.

She's still wearing her wedding ring here, and she did make that tweet earlier that David was finally getting along with her mom too, but there could be trouble down on the swamp.

For two, there's also the fact that she just signed hew new contract with MTV for the new season of Teen Mom 2, and with David still being fired, along with her unwillingness to film things that may make her look bad ...

We're not saying that the only reason she's spending time with her mom is to get that Teen Mom money, but what else could her new storyline possibly be?

Regardless, being nice to Barbara is way better than, say, confronting her at a restaurant because she had a glass of wine with dinner or calling the police to tell them she's abusing Jace.

It will just be interesting to see how all of this plays out, that's all.

Jenelle Evans: Is She Still In Love With Nathan Griffith?!

If you're a Teen Mom 2 fan, then you're probably aware that the custody battle between Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith seems to get uglier by the day.

And if you have even a cursory knowledge of how our legal system works, you also know that it would be wise of Jenelle to refrain from publicly commenting on her relationship with her ex until after the courts have had their say.

But for some reason, Mrs. Evans-Eason is chronically incapable of keeping her mouth shut on the topic of Nathan.

We're used to Jenelle making bad decisions, but the frequency with which she repeats this one idiotic choice borders on astonishing.

Some fans have concluded that Jenelle is "obsessed" with Nathan.

And others insist they know exactly why that is.

Check out the gallery below for some information that might help you to make sense of this baffling situation ...

1. Happier Times

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Jenelle and Nathan's relationship may have been brief, but it yielded a child -- 4-year-old Kaiser -- which means these two are forever bound to one another.

2. Stuck In the Middle

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Sadly, young Kaiser has been caught in the middle of a custody battle that now ranks as one of the most bitter in Teen Mom history.

3. Airing Her Laundry

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Earlier this week, Jenelle publicly complained about Nathan yet again, this time alleging that he had skipped a scheduled visit with Kaiser.

4. The Right Move

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Nathan is doing the smart thing in this situation by waiting until his day in court to hash things out with Jenelle. But hat doesn't mean the Carolina Hurricane isn't getting roasted on Twitter.

5. Ashley Steps In

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Nathan has been dating Ashley Lanhardt for over a year, and she happily stepped in to put Jenelle in her place this week.

6. What Really Happened

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"Tell him bc he’s always 'sick' u won’t let him see his daddy on his scheduled weekends," Ashley tweeted in response to Jenelle's claims.
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David Eason: I Need a Gun So They Don’t Force My Straight White Ass Into a Concentration Camp!

It's been almost seven months since David Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 for hurling bigoted slurs at fans on social media.

But Jenelle Evans' husband has made a point of not backing away from his controversial stances.

David Eason Eff You

In fact -- because 2018 is nightmarish hellscape in which every idiot with an opinion feels that they need to cram it down your throat on a daily basis until you run screaming for the "block" button -- he's been more outspoken than ever in recent weeks. 

You see, David is one of those well-heeled straight, Christian white guys who has somehow convinced himself he's an oppressed minority.

In David's mind, the whole world is out to get him, and the barbarians are forever at his gates, which is why he needs to be armed to the teeth in order to defend himself.

And he's been expressing that view in increasingly offensive fashion lately with the help of the preferred weapon of internet jackasses everywhere -- memes.

David Eason Instagram Meme

As The Ashley's Reality Roundup points out, David posted the above meme earlier this week, and predictably, the reaction from fans has been one of mingled confusion and outrage.

"Why gun control? Because armed people will NOT willingly load themselves into railroad boxcars,” reads the caption.

So ... does David really think he's at risk of being sent off to a concentration camp?

Interestingly, that post comes on the heels of another one in which Eason boasts of his pride in being a straight white redneck.

David Eason "Straight Pride" Meme

"For the people who get offended when you call them what they identify themselves as... I'm also proud to be a white man, a southerner and a redneck! #pride," Eason captioned the above image.

As far as we can tell, David is the kind of guy who will tell you that he and the rest of the MAGA crowd are tired of winning in one breath, and then argue that he needs an AR-15 to protect himself from his many oppressors in the next.

He's that very modern sort of dipsh-t who will complain about identity politics while proudly affixing himself with labels that he thinks will make his opinions matter more.

Clearly, political matters are very much at the forefront of David's mind these days.

But since he and his wife have had CPS called to their house 20 times in the past year, maybe he should focus a bit more energy on getting his own house in order.

Jenelle Evans Responds to Kiki Challenge Criticism: Quit Hatin’ on My Twerk Game!

Jenelle Evans has spent her entire adult life in the public eye, and for much of that time, she's been the subject of near-constant scorn and derision.

You would think she'd be used to it by now, but Jenelle still takes every bit of criticism to heart.

Jenelle Evans Just Chills

Just last week, for example, the denizens of Twitter suggested that Jenelle might be too dumb to homeschool her kids, and the Carolina Hurricane absolutely lost it. 

Of course, in the ensuing, incoherent Twitter tirade she basically proved them right, but that's beside the point.

You might think that after an embarrassing debacle like that, Jenelle would give up on clapping back, but still, she's persisted.

This week saw Jenelle once again butting heads with Teen Mom 2 fans during an Instagram Q&A.

Jenelle Evans: A Selfie

You might remember this group interview as the occasion on which Jenelle revealed that Farrah Abraham made her famous.

It also featured a portion in which Ms. Evans revealed that she's done having kids, so really, this thing was just chock full of highlights.

At one point a fan asked about Jenelle's "Kiki Challenge" video.

In case you haven't set eyes upon this hot mess, you can check out below:

Yes, for reasons that defy explanation, Jenelle randomly pulled her car over, got out on the side of a busy road, and proceeded to twerk in front of her kids.

You can see why the video might still be on the mind of some fans, and one viewer basically asked Jenelle what the hell she was thinking.

"Is it a crime to have fun? Lol. I ignore the negative vibes tho," Jenelle wrote.

"I've been dancing for years and it's always for fun."

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Hmm ... pretty boilerplate response, but as usual, it seems Jenelle didn't really think this one through.

To answer her rhetorical question -- no, having fun isn't a crime, but dancing in the street totally is.

And it's not like one of those silly outdated laws that gets on everyone's nerves.

"No dancing in the middle of the street" is a totally solid rule that should be fully enforced by all local and state authorities.

Jenelle Evans Promoting Lipstick

On the plus side, we guess Jenelle's dance moves aren't all that bad.

As for the decision to twerk in front of her kids, well -- it's a little weird, yes, but this is Jenelle Evans we're talking about.

That doesn't even crack the top 100 of ways she may have messed up her kids this year.

Hell, it's not even the worst way that she's traumatized them while they were in her car.

Jenelle Evans: Farrah Abraham Made Me the Woman I Am Today!

Farrah Abraham has contributed a great deal to society in her 27 years on this planet.

In addition to some of the most memorable meltdowns in reality TV history, we wouldn't have such cinematic classics as Backdoor Teen Mom were it not for Ms. Abraham's artistic vision.

Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham

But for all her achievements, Farrah's most enduring contribution might be her role in bringing the divine energy of Jenelle Evans to the masses.

That's right, folks, your fun Teen Mom fact of the day is a doozy:

It seems that if it weren't for Farrah, Jenelle might have never auditioned for the show that made her (in)famous.

Recently, Jenelle took to Instagram for a Q&A session with fans and one follower asked whose idea it was for the Carolina Hurricane to make a play for reality TV fame.

Carolina Hurricane

“It was my idea,” Jenelle replied.

“I went to casting calls on MTV’s website after watching Farrah’s episode for the first time. I was 7 months pregnant with Jace.”

But Jenelle drew the line at several media outlets' claims that Farrah "inspired" her to try out for Teen Mom

“Inspired’ is a big word, lol,” Jenelle tweeted. “The show concept interested me, not her.”

Jenelle Evans Dude Shirt

As Starcasm points out, this was the same Q&A during which Jenelle revealed that she's not planning on having more kids.

While that might be the best news of the 21st century thus far, it certainly wasn't the only highlight.

For example, one fan asked Jenelle what her "sober date" is.

Ms. Evans replied thusly:

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"Go out to eat at STK and stuff our faces. Take some dessert to go for later. Go home watch a new movie and eat the dessert with hubby."

Now, it's possible that the person asking the question was genuinely curious about date ideas that don't involve Jaeger bombs, but a quick Google search of the term "sober date" reveals that it usually refers to the date on which a former substance abuser became sober.

Did Jenelle know that and it was a clever dodge, or the far more common meaning of the term not occur to her?

Somehow, either way, it's classic Jenelle. 

Jenelle Evans: Nathan Griffith Is a Deadbeat Dad With a Loser Girlfriend!

Jenelle Evans would easily take the title of worst parent in the history of reality television -- were it not for the fact that she chooses baby daddies who are just as bad.

It can't be easy for Evans to find partners who are as angry and negligent as she is, but the girl's redneck radar is finely tuned, and in a crowd of strange men, she can easily pick out the one who's had CPS called to his home on multiple occasions.

That's how she ended up with David Eason -- and prior to that unholy union, it's how she got pregnant by Nathan Griffith.

These days, Jenelle and Nathan are locked in a bitter custody battle, and while he's making his case to a judge, she's taking her evidence straight to the court of public opinion.

And like all situations involving Jenelle, this thing is getting ugly in a hurry ...

1. Better Days

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It wasn't all that long ago that Jenelle and Nathan were engaged with a baby on the way. Oh, how times have changed.

2. The War For Kaiser

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These days, Jenelle and Nathan are constantly locking horns over their 4-year-old son, Kaiser. They currently share custody, but Nathan is trying to have Jenelle stripped of all custody rights.

3. Nate the Dad

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In addition to Kaiser, Nathan has a daughter named Emery from a previous relationship. He doesn't appear to have had any co-parenting issues on that front.

4. Mixed Messages

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Trying to have it both ways, the 25-year old Terror of Oak Island has publicly berated Nathan both for trying to spend too much time with Kaiser ... and for skipping the scheduled visits he has.

5. Today's Tactic

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This week, it's the latter. Jenelle took to Twitter to claim that Nathan skipped scheduled visits with both of his kids (he has a daughter from a previous relationship) so that he could "party" instead.

6. The Allegation

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"Skipped a weekend with both your kids to party again. At this point what do you tell your child?" Jenelle wrote in a now-deleted tweet. Needless to say, her accusation didn't sit well with Team Nathan ...
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Jenelle Evans: Is She Planning on Having MORE Kids?!

In a period of less than 12 months, Jenelle Evans has had CPS called to her home an astonishing 20 times.

If you're a Teen Mom 2 fan, then you're probably already aware that that's just one indication that Jenelle has a lot on her plate these days.

Peace, Jenelle Evans!

In fact, it often seems that her current living situation is more than she can handle.

Worse, it seems Jenelle and her ne'er-do-well husband have no desire to take control of their situation.

They're content to let their home lives deteriorate into chaos and squalor, despite the fact that five kids rely on them for guidance and support.

In case you've lost count, Jenelle and David have one child together -- a daughter named Ensley -- and two kids each from previous relationships.

Jenelle and Ensley

It would be a lot for any couple to take on, but when you consider that Jenelle and David really love drugs and hate things like getting up early, putting effort into their lives, and controlling their emotions, it becomes a much more volatile situation.

Of course, Jenelle is young and famously averse to birth control, so there's always the possibility that the Evans-Eason clan could continue to expand.

It's a thought that likely keeps many a TM2 viewer up nights, which is why it should come as no surprise that one fan was quick to broach the topic during Jenelle's latest Instagram Q&A:

"Do you want more kids someday?" the IG user asked.

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"No, I think I'm finished! Lol," Jenelle replied.

See? 2018 isn't totally devoid of good news. 

Jenelle Evans is done breeding, which means the entire world can breathe a deep sigh of relief.

Of course, depending on how things play out in court in the weeks to come, Jenelle might be "done" raising children sooner than she expects.

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As you probably already know, Jenelle has already lost custody of her eldest son, Jace, who's been raised by his grandmother since infancy.

These days, she's locked in a custody battle with Nathan Griffith, who has accused her of endangering the life of their son, Kaiser.

And of course, there's the famous Jenelle road rage incident that was caught on camera by an MTV camera crew and that may well cause CPS to finally remove Evans' kids from her home.

Probably a good idea for her to hold off on popping out another one at the moment.

MTV to Jenelle Evans: Get Rid of the Guns or You’re Fired!

Back in May, Jenelle Evans pulled a gun on a stranger while her 9-year-old son sat next to her in her car.

To the delight and horror of Teen Mom 2 fans, an MTV camera crew was on hand to document the frightening incident.

Jenelle: Raging on the Road

Many called for Jenelle to be fired from the show, citing the video evidence that she endangered the lives of several people -- including her own son -- through her violent and reckless behavior.

There was a time when it looked as though those viewers might get their wish.

For a brief period, Jenelle refused to film, claiming that she wouldn't return to the show until the network re-hired her husband, David Eason.

(As you'll likely recall, Eason was fired back in February after hurling bigoted slurs at fans on social media.)

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But as filming for yet another season of Teen Mom 2 gets underway, Jenelle is once again in front of the camera.

Of course, she was forced to make a few concessions to ensure that no one involved with the making of the show finishes the season with any more holes in their body than they started with.

Yes, it seems Jenelle has agreed that she will not be strapped with any sort of firearm during filming. 

"MTV told Jenelle she is banned from bringing her gun when she is filming," a source close to production tells Radar Online.

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"She cannot have her gun or any of David's guns either," the insider adds.

"Jenelle is not allowed to have her gun on her when the crew is around after what happened last time 

We're guessing Jenelle wasn't crazy about that stipulation in her new contract, but unfortunately, she has little recourse these days.

MTV has demonstrated time and again that its willing to fire problematic cast members, even if they are ratings magnets.

Dave Eason and Jenelle Eason

It's for that reason that Jenelle was forced to keep her arsenal off camera -- along with her husband.

Yes, Mrs. Evans-Eason claimed at one point that she and David were a package deal, but it seems that after several months of bluffing, she's agreed to return to the show without her spouse.

"Jenelle's threats didn't work, and MTV is not allowing David back on the show no matter what," says the insider.

This may be the only time you'll ever see the words "Jenelle Evans" and "good decision" in the same article.

Jenelle Evans: Myself is Very Qualified to Homeschool My Kids!

Earlier this week, Jenelle Evans revealed that she's homeschooling Maryssa, David Eason's 11-year-old daughter.

It did not go over well.

But now, everyone's favorite Teen Mom 2 train wreck is explaining why she's qualified to be in charge of this poor girl's education, and there's also a new report detailing why Maryssa was taken out of actual school in the first place.

Guys ... this is SUCH a mess.

1. Oh, Honey ...

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Jenelle Evans ... well, bless her heart, she's never been the brightest crayon in the box, you know?

2. DUDE

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And that's fine, really! People can be smart in different ways, intelligence isn't the most important attribute, so on and so forth.

3. An Exception

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But when someone is responsible for a child's education, you just kind of hope there's a little something more going on upstairs than what Jenelle has.

4. How?

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Like, Jenelle thinks "dramastic" is a word.

5. Why?

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She once shared a picture of some food at a restaurant and said that it was the appetizer she was enjoying before her "on-tray" arrived.

6. Seriously, How?

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After Jace was born, when he was still a tiny, tiny little baby, she called him "clingy" and assumed that she'd still be able to go out at night at party because he'd be sleeping.
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Kailyn Lowry vs. Jenelle Evans: A History of Their Friendship-Turned-Feud

These days, Kailyn Lowry and Jenelle Evans are the most bitter of enemies.

In fact, it often seems that the Teen Mom 2 co-stars can't go a day without throwing jabs at one another on Twitter.

But believe it or not, it wasn't always like this.

In fact, there was a time when Kail and Jenelle were not only friends, but kindred spirits.

Dive into the gallery below for a full run-down of how these two went from besties to rivals:

1. Better Days

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In the months after they both found stardom on MTV, Kail and Jenelle became close friends and bonded over their difficult circumstances.

2. Kindred Spirits

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In the early days of the 16 and Pregnant/Teen Mom franchise, Kail and Jenelle were among the most "at-risk" participants.

3. Always the Rebel

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Jenelle's penchant for bad behavior became apparent very early on -- and her brushes with the law began before she was old enough to vote.

4. Troubles of Her Own

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Like Jenelle, Kail clashed with her family beginning at a young age, but unlike Jenelle, she was in no way to blame for the situation.

5. Hard Times

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Kail received little support from her alcoholic mother or other family members, and she came close to homelessness more than once, often relying on the family of boyfriend Jo Rivera for support.

6. A Bonding Experience

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It was around that time that Jenelle asked Kailyn for a favor that would strengthen the bonds of their friendship ...
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