Archive for the ‘Jersey Shore’ Category

Jersey Shore: The Show’s Most Iconic Moments!

Sometimes, every once in a while, actual magic happens.

And the news that Jersey Shore is returning to MTV for a brand new season?

If that's not magic, who knows what is?

The new season premieres April 5 on MTV, and to prepare ourselves for that glorious day, let's take a few moments to look back at some of the most memorable scenes in Jersey Shore history.

Grab a nice tall glass of Ron Ron Juice, make sure your hair is straightened and your t-shirt is as fresh as possible ... and let's do this.

1. That Time a Guy Punched Snooki Right in the Face

Snooki getting punched on jersey shore
During the first season of Jersey Shore, some guy just hauled off and punched Snooki. Right in the face. For no real reason. He was immediately arrested, the horrific event served as a bonding moment for everyone, and an entire nation was somehow endeared to Snookers.

2. "Hold My Earrings"

Snooki fights with angelina pivarnick
In the grand scheme of things, Angelina wasn't on the show for very long at all, but she still left an impression -- a very, very bad one. In this legendary scene, Snooki attacks her after she announces her feelings that the rest of the cast members are "fake." Because on the Shore, them's fightin' words.

3. JWoww Doesn't Play

Jwoww punches mike the situation sorrentino
"Hold up," you may be wondering at this point. "Are all these iconic moments just fights?" And honestly, yeah, a lot of them are. But could you honestly say that special moments like this one, the one where JWoww gets so trashed that she gets kicked out of a club and then blames it on The Situation and tries to hit him in retaliation, aren't the most memorable?

4. Guido Makeovers!

Pauly d and vinny guadagnino go full guido
Remember the beautiful bromance between Pauly D and Vinny? Here's one of the most precious moments they shared on the show -- it's enough to bring a tear to your eye.

5. The Smush Room!

Pauly d and vinny guadagnino prank jwoww
This clip in itself isn't necessarily iconic, but it focuses on two things that will always be heavily associated with Jersey Shore -- pranks and the word "smush." In the clip, JWoww has plans to use the Smush Room for an evening with her boyfriend, but Pauly and Vinny aren't having it.

6. The Situation Falls on a Grenade

The situation defuses a dangerous grenade
While we're talking about classic Jersey Shore terms, we have to talk about grenades, right? Like the last clip, this one itself isn't what's iconic -- it's just a really solid example of how seriously the guys took grenades. Which was very, very seriously.
View Slideshow

Jersey Shore: See the Latest Teasers … and Angelina’s Return?!

We're going to Jersey Shore, bitch!

Just kidding, we're not -- except we kind of are, because the legendary cast of Jersey Shore is returning back to where all that magic happened, and we get to see it right on our television screens.

Jersey Shore Cast Pic

Or, OK, they're not exactly going back to where all the magic happened.

Instead of returning to the house that was actually on the Jersey shore, they'll be in Miami again.

But still, in a way, we might as well be right there with all of our favorite guidos and guidettes, acting like the hottest messes that ever walked the boardwalk.

And how beautiful is that?

Back in November, we first learned that MTV was bringing back one of the greatest reality shows of all time, and ever since then, we've been anxiously awaiting its return.

Thanks to this new teaser, which finally reveals the premiere date, we now know we don't have to wait too much longer!

Check out the preview, then we'll talk:

OK, so April 5th -- mark your calendars, and be sure to get your GTL in beforehand, because you aren't going to want to miss this.

Just in that quick little video, we see Snooki going to town on a pickle -- just like old times! -- and Pauly D and Vinny rekindling their epic bromance.

Next, there's Snooki humping JWoww, then Ronnie sitting on Vinny's lap, looking absolutely trashed.

Finally we see a shot of the whole gang together before the teaser cuts to a shot of Deena and Snooki standing on the water, where Deena shouts to all who can hear her, "We're your new neighb

Can you imagine?

Next is a teaser with a little more meat to it -- and oh, what exciting meat it is:

That's right! Angelina Pivarnick, AKA the Staten Island Dump, is back!

She knocks on the door and waits patiently until The Situation answers it, then greets him not with a hug or even a handshake, but with "You think I'm a dirty little hamster?!"

Iconic.

"Oh sh-t ..." The Situation says, and it really does look like he had no idea she was going to be there at all.

Dirty Little Hamster

He even asks her "Who sent you?"

She seems friendly enough, at least in this short little clip.

And it's worth noting that she actually has suitcases this time around instead of trash bags.

But we can't imagine that a house with Angelina in it will stay drama-free for long.

Since today is obviously a very blessed day, we have one more precious sneak peek to enjoy:

Remember Ron Ron Juice?!

Of course you do -- how could you possibly forget?

But just in case you did, Ron Ron Juice is a special little drink invented by Ronnie, and as he explains it, it's "the sh-t that gets the night going."

"Whenever that sh-t comes out, it's always a filthy night."

Basically he just cuts up some watermelon slices and some cherries and then throws that stuff in a blender with cranberry juice, vodka, and ice.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Pic

Pauly D calls it "the root of all evil," but honestly it does sound pretty delicious.

While the guys are sipping on their juice, The Situation takes a moment to explain some of his life philosophies.

"I wait till the last minute to shave," he explains, "I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on, 'cause then you feel fresh. These are rules to live by."

"Shave last minute, haircut the day of, maybe the tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook."

If you've ever watched a single episode of Jersey Shore then you know all this, but still, it's comforting to hear all this laid out fresh, isn't it?

Just a little over seven weeks until the season premiere!

Snooki & Jionni LaValle: Marriage Troubles Confirmed Ahead of Jersey Shore Reunion

Currently, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is in Miami, filming Jersey Shore: Family Vacation with her famous frenemies.

We imagine she's enjoying the break from reality almost as much as Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino (who's currently facing 15 years in prison for tax evasion), as Snooki has some serious issues to face when she gets back home.

Jionni LaValle with Snooki

For several weeks now, reports that Snooki and Jionni LaValle are headed for divorce have been circulating non-stop on social media.

Insiders claim that Snooki and Jionni are living separate lives and have spent much of the past year simply going through the motions of a happy marriage.  

“Snooki and her husband have been having problems in their marriage,” an insider tells Life & Style.

The source adds that Snooki “thinks that Jionni is very controlling and that he doesn’t want her to work. He wants a housewife, not a working mom.”

Snooki hasn't spoken publicly about her alleged marital issues, but Jionni recently let loose in an Instagram tirade that left fans feeling perplexed.

Snooki's Birthday Party

Apparently, LaValle wrote the post while his wife was packing for Miami.

Jionni admitted that he was upset with his wife's decision to leave home for an extended period of time, but he also--somewhat confusingly--claimed that all is well in their marriage. 

"Hey guys, I'm going to visit this subject one time and one time only so....... My wife is filming a scene packing up and leaving for her new show and I AM CHOOSING TO NOT be on TV because I simply DO NOT like it," LaValle wrote.

"You will not see me on her reality show. Being a reality star was never something I wanted to be when I grew up," he added.

"We ARE not divorced. For the HATERS I hope this message finds you and confuses you even more about life and for the FANS of my wife and her show... I got your back!!!"

Snooki, Jionni LaValle Picture

One insider says the real cause of Jionni's anger is the fact that Snooki made the decision that he should stay home with the kids while she gets paid to party with her friends.

“She sees Jersey Shore as her show, and he came in after it began She doesn’t need or want him with her," says the source.

The fact that Snooki has hooked up with Vinny Guadagnino and also has a complicated history with Sorrentino probably isn't helping Jionni to relax.

No word yet on when Family Vacation will air.

But you can bet Jionni will be watching intently.

The Situation Pleads Guilty to Tax Fraud, Braces For Prison

Last week, we learned that Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino's tax fraud case has turned into quite the situation.

(Sorry, but one of the many downsides of giving yourself a dumb nickname in your twenties is that people will throw it in your face for the remainder of your days.) 

Yeah We Got a Situation!

We've known for several months that The Situation might be facing jail time in connection with trying to hide approximately $9 million in earnings from the IRS.

But now, things are really coming to a head, as Sorrentino has pled guilty to charges that could land him behind bars for up to 15 years.

As The Ashley's Reality Roundup reports, Mike was in court on Friday entering his plea.

His attorney issued a statement in which he pled for clemency from the judge:

"The plea terms call for a balance between punishing the wrong committed and conditions that facilitate Mike living a productive, law-abiding life moving forward,” the statement reads.

“Following through on this plea agreement, Michael intends to pay restitution before sentencing.”

Great Situation Picture

We're not sure what the taxes on $9 million in earnings are like, but we're guessing it amounts to a hell of a lot more than the freakin' Situation is able to come up with on short notice.

Mike's situation scenario is dire, but it could be a lot worse.

For example, his brother, who allegedly masterminded the tax evasion is facing a whopping 25 years in the slammer!

And don't worry Shore fanatics--Mike has obtained permission to temporarily relocate to Miami in order to participate in the show's reunion, which is currently filming.

We don't know about you, but this story is causing us some seriously mixed emotions.

On the one hand, the fact that The Sitch earned so much money that he thought he'd be able to hide $9 million makes us want to bang our heads into the wall until we stop feeling feelings.

Sorrentino Pic

On the other hand, his effort to bilk Uncle Sam proved woefully unsuccessful, which kind of reaffirms our faith in both the justice system and karma.

(Dude was often on colossal d-bag on Shore.)

On the ... third hand (?) Mike has provided us with hours of entertainment over the years, and the thought of dude spending a decade and a half behind bars is undeniably a bummer.

This is real human drama here, folks.

Frankly, we're starting to think MTV should Jersey Shore: Family Vacation on hold so they can start production on an 18-hour docu-drama about the story of the Sitch.

The Situation: Guilty of Tax Fraud, Facing 15 YEARS Behind Bars

We've got quite a situation here, folks.

Just as the Jersey Shore cast is reuniting for a second shot at reality TV stardom, one of the show's most infamous figures may be headed to jail for a very long time.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Image

But hey, at least he'll have plenty of time to work on those famous abs.

Back in April of 2017, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was charged with tax fraud alongside his brother and business partner, Marc Sorrentino.

According to court documents obtained by Page Six, The Sitch has pled guilty “not paying all federal income tax owed on approximately $8.9 million … earned between 2010 and 2012.”

And it seems that Mike didn't simply forget to dot the I's and cross the T's on his 1040:

“They also stand accused of commingling their business and personal bank accounts so that they could get away with spending the money on ‘high-end luxury vehicles and clothing,'” a source close to the case claims.

Sitch-uation

Mike also stands accused of making “multiple cash deposits on the same day in amounts less than $10,000, into different bank accounts that he controlled" in an effort to avoid reporting his earnings to the IRS.

Mike and Marc were first offered the plea deal on December 19 but rejected it due to the lengthy amount of time they might spend behind bars.

It seems Mike is facing 15 years in prison, while his brother might be put away for a whopping 25 years.

Legal experts say it's unlikely that they'll receive the maximum sentence, but note that some jail time seems inevitable.

Last year, the Sorrentinos appeared on Marriage Boot Camp (they really need to fix that title), where they discussed the charges against them and admitted to being fearful of going to prison.

Mike The Situation Pic

Interestingly, Mike is not the first Garden State-based reality star to be convicted of tax fraud in recent years.

Real Housewives of New Jersey regular Teresa Giudice served 15 months in prison on similar charges back in 2015.

Her husband, Joe Giudice, is currently serving 4 years behind bars.

There's no word yet on whether or not Mike will be able to appear in the upcoming Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

Which is a shame, because it certainly sounds like he could use the cash!

Jersey Shore Family Vacation: New Trailer Released!

Remember back in November, when we told you that you'd see the familiar stars from Jersey Shore return to MTV and your television screen in 2018?

Well, it's 2018. And MTV has dropped a new trailer, teasing locations where we might see these infamous beach hooligans.

Honestly? This trailer, which you can watch below, looks bonkers.

Jersey shore threesome

"No," you say, backing away in disbelief. "No, it's 2018, and the only orange idiot on television is the one who somehow lives in the White House."

One, it's funny that you should say that, as you'll see when you watch the video below.

Two ... Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is a real thing that is happening in the year 2018.

And during the season finale of Floribama Shore, a show that sounds like a parody of Jersey Shore (and ... kind of is), MTV aired a new teaser trailer for the revival series.

Jersey shore family vacation

Before you worry that these won't be the familiar faces that you remember, know that time has passed, but they wouldn't be doing this if they couldn't do a decent job of getting the gang back together.

Here's a list of returning castmembers:

-Deena Nicole Cortese

-Paul "Pauly D" Delvecchio

-Jenni "JWoww" Farley

-Vinny Guadagnino

-Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

-Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

Jersey shore family vacation 2

Sammi Sweetheart is not returning. We're sure that he'll be missed.

In the new teaser for the show, MTV asks the real questions, like "Where the f--k they going?"

And they tease a number of possibilities:

"F**kin' New York? F**kin' Dallas? F**kin' Chicago? Ole F**kin' Faithful? F**kin' Miami? F**kin' Las Vegas? F**kin' Grand Canyon? F**kin' San Fran? Mt. F**kin' Rushmore? F**kin Seattle?"

As you watch the video below, try to decide for yourself which of these are actual destinations.

Or ... are all of them destinations?

Jersey shore family vacation 3

Many of the stars are arguably different people than they were in their misspent youth.

We should mention, of course, that Vinny Guadagnino is one of the stars who's changed the most.

Remember when Trump tried to bash climate change and got roasted on Twitter?

One of the people tweeting at him was none other than the esteemed Mr. Guadagnino, who actually went on to get an education and is clearly better informed than and more competent than Donald Trump.

Seeing a reality star President get taken to task by another reality star is just ... part of the world in which we all live, now.

Oh, and speaking of the Orange Menace:

Jersey shore family vacation 4

Though countless people would tune in, we cannot imagine that the Jersey Shore crowd meets with Trump.

And not only because he'd see their tans and assume that they're ... not the sorts of people with whom he freely associates.

But maybe they visit D.C. and, from a distance, muse about which of them might one day gain the confidence of a sizable minority of Americans and end up miserable in the Oval Office.

Or maybe they'll see the Washington Monument and start making dick jokes.

We'll all find out together.

Jersey shore family vacation new trailer released

Snooki & Jionni LaValle: We’re Living Apart, But We’re NOT Divorced!

Rumors that Snooki and Jionni LaValle are headed for divorce have been circulating non-stop several months now, because apparently a surprising number of people still care what the former stars of Jersey Shore are up to these days.

Of course, the vast majority of those people didn't tune into the recent Jersey Shore reunion special which tanked in the ratings, but that's a different story...

Jionni LaValle with Snooki

For a long time, Snooki and Jionni refused to address the divorce rumors at all, which only furthered suspicions that they were on the verge of calling it quits.

And it's hard to see why fans were convinced a separation announcement was in the offing.

Seemingly out of the blue, Snooki abruptly stopped posting photos of Jionni on her Instagram page.

According to Radar Online, LaValle was even absent from the family Christmas card photo.

Some Snooki aficionados proposed other theories, but everyone seemed in agreement that something was up with the LaValles.

And it looked as though whatever it was, the couple would do their best to keep it under wraps for the foreseeable future.

Snooki's Birthday Party

These days, however, Snooki is more in the spotlight than at any other time since the peak of her Shore fame, which makes it all but impossible to keep a secret that big.

It's universally understood that Snooks is who people are tuning in to see (if they tune in, that is), which means Mrs. Polizzi-LaValle is even more front-and-center than her cast mates.

Yes, folks may have lost interest in The Situation's situation, but Snooki has maintained a pretty steady social media following over the years.

As in her Shore days, much of Snooki's appeal stems from her candor, which may be why she's decided to finally address the divorce rumors...

...by having Jionni clear things up:

“My wife is filming a scene packing up and leaving for her new show and I am choosing not to be on TV because I simply do not like it,” Jionni wrote on Instagam this week.

Snooki, Jionni LaValle Picture

That may sound worrisome, but it turns out the reason he doesn't want any part of the scene is that he doesn't want her to leave home in order to film the Shore specials.

“I own my own business and work hard at it, that’s what I do,” LaValle.

“My wife is a reality star and works hard at that, that’s what she does.”

He did not respond to the persistent fan question about whether or not he and Snooki are living apart, but he did insist that they're "not divorced."

So it doesn't sound like it's all rainbows and sunshine in Snooki and Jionni's world, but it does seem like they're trying to work things out.

Probably not the best timing for her take off on a drunken road trip with a bunch of guys she's previously hooked up with, but what are ya gonna do?

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley: Expecting First Child!

This really puts the L in GTL*, people ...

Jersey Shore star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and his girlfriend, Jen Harley, are currently expecting their first child together, a new report confirms.

* - Babies require a lot of laundry.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Jen Harley

The 32-year-old MTV star tells Us Weekly that the couple are having a girl and that Harley is currently six months along in her pregnancy.

Ronnie admitted that having a daughter will be an adjustment, since “every guy wants a boy,” he grew up with sisters, so he's excited.

"[I'm] used to being around girls.”

Ortiz-Magro began dating Jen last winter after his split from Khloe Kardashian's BFF and Famously Single co-star Malika Haqq.

Harley, interestingly, is already mom to an 11-year-old son, so she's got more than a decade of experience coming into this.

Ronnie, meanwhile, can lean on Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “Pauly D” Delvecchio and Jenni “JWoww” Farley for parenting advice.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley

“They all went through different experiences, which is great,” he says of his fellow Jersey Shore cast members and their children.

Snooki has two kids with husband Jionni LaValle (though reports of Snooki divorcing Jionni have run rampant in recent weeks).

JWoww and husband Roger Mathews also have two little ones, while Pauly D has a kid from a brief fling with Amanda Markert.

As for Ronnie and Jen, their romance first made headlines for a surprising reason, after he hurt himself during a night out in Las Vegas.

His rep said at the time:

“He did not get into a fight. He was with his girlfriend at TAO and a scuffle broke out around him and a glass got broken on his hand.”

Ron-Ron Photo

Since that unintended reveal, Ortiz-Magro and Harley have documented their love on Instagram in regular but relatively low-key fashion.

She shared a sweet photo with him during a date at a New York Yankees game in The Bronx, New York, back on September 19.

He has also posted photos of Jen, gushing about her and what she means to him, like any good boyfriend does in the digital age.

Ortiz-Magro’s pending fatherhood comes as the Jersey Shore cast prepares to reunite for MTV's Jersey Shore Family Vacation.

Snooki, Pauly D, JWoww, Ronnie, Vinny Guadagnino, Deena Nicole Cortese and The Situation are all back, but Sammi is not.

Follow the link for more on why Giancola is not returning and join us in wishing heartfelt congrats to RAHN and his girlfriend!

Snooki & Jionni LaValle: Headed For Divorce?!

When Snooki and Jionni LaValle got married back in 2014, they truly defied the odds.

No, not because of that dumb "don't look for love on the Jersey Shore" mantra that some of Snooks' roommates tried to make happen back in Season 1, but because of the circumstances under which their relationship began.

Snooki's Birthday Party

Usually, when romances start with one party telling the world that the other has a small penis while doing her best to cheat on him, it doesn't bode well for the future.

Add to that the fact that Jionni bailed after just a few hours when he attempted to visit Snooki during her time in Italy, and it's pretty clear that the smart money would have been on these two never making it to the altar.

But to the utter shock of many, Snooki and Jionni tied the knot, and they're currently raising two kids together.

Of course, for a while now, the LaValles relationship has looked more like an amicable co-parenting partnership than an actual marriage.

And now fans are starting to suspect that the lack of romance is putting a strain on the couple.

Jionni LaValle with Snooki

Rumors of Snooki and Jionni living separate lives have been circulating for years.

Only in the past few months, however, have the LaValles stopped trying to hide the growing distance between them.

Fans have noticed that Jionni is nowhere to be found on Snooks' social media page.

The couple is seldom seen together in public, and Jionni didn't attend Deena Cortese's wedding or any of the recent Shore reunion events with his wife.

“How come your husband is never in anything ever?” one fan recently asked on Snooks' Instagram page.

“No more Jionni?” echoed another.

Snooki, Jionni LaValle Picture

“Jionni never goes out with her and she seems to be going out a lot,” a source close to the couple tells Radar Online.

“He can’t say he has to take care of the kids because they live a few minutes away from his entire family.”

It's not hard to see why fans are so curious.

According to Radar, Jionni and Snooki were spotted attending a comedy show together earlier this year, but they haven't been photographed together with their kids since 2015!

Until today (seemingly in response to the latest round of rumors) the only pic Snooki had posted of Jionni in the past month was a throwback to their wedding day.

But who's to say?

Maybe they're one of those couples that can contentedly live separate lives and stay together for the kids.

Fans are a bit taken aback, of course, as Snooki ... never struck as the unemotional type.

Jersey Shore: Returning to MTV!!!!!!!

MTV dropped a double whammy of craziness on viewers last night:

First, the cable network debuted Floribama Shore.

Yes, this is the actual title of an actual show that is meant to be just like Jersey Shore, only set on the Florida/Alabama border.

Second, the cable network is bringing back the actual Jersey Shore!

Jersey Shore Threesome

During the broadcast of Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 1, MTV announced this stunning news to viewers via a brief teaser.

It relayed a simple message from original Jersey Shore cast members that reads as follows:

We're Back Bitchesssssssss!

Yes, in the biggest surprise of all, the following original cast members had nothing better to do than return to the small screen and anchor Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

They are:

  • Deena Nicole Cortese
  • Paul “Pauly Dâ€� Delvecchio
  • Jenni “JWOWWâ€� Farley
  • Vinny Guadagnino
  • Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
  • Nicole “Snookiâ€� Polizzi
  • Mike “The Situationâ€� Sorrentino

Check out the aforementioned teaser here:

"WHERE’S THE BEACH?! The cast of #JerseyShore is headed out on a family vacation coming to @MTV in 2018," the show also Tweeted along with this promo.

It's unclear what the premise of the Jersey Shore revival will be, but let's be honest:

It will be these people drinking heavily, going to bars, getting into arguments, heading to the gym, doing laundry and hitting up tanning salons.

Then again, Snooki, Sitch and company are at a different place in their lives now than they were during the six-season run of the first version of the series.

Heck, Snooki and JWOWW are parents now.

The former recently said her son has changed her life for the better, writing of little Lorenzo:

"You are my world, and I'm so proud to be your mommy!

"I remember when I first laid eyes on you and knew I would protect you with all of my being until the day I die."

Sheesh, Snooki.

Can't you go back to asking where the f-ck the beach is at? That makes for far more entertaining television.

Let's Take a SELFIE

Back in early November, however, when rumors of a spinoff started circulating around the Internet, a user Tweeted at Snooki:

"You guys are a bit too old for the Jersey Shore."

Thankfully, she replied as follows:

"I’m 29, 2 kids, Married & can still funnel wine and do cartwheels on the dance floor. We aren’t dead."

Quite the opposite, in fact.

They are about to be brought back to totally wasted life!

Vinny Guadagnino Jersey Shore Photo

Jersey Shore will premiere its Family Vacation some time in 2018.

Are you psyched?!?

Or did that lame Jersey Shore reunion ruin the series forever?

Will you tune in to see Snooki and JWOWW stumble home drunk again?

Or has this image been tainted by the knowledge that they should probably be walking calmly home to take care of their children instead?

So many questions. So many possible answers. So many shots to throw down.

We'll see you next year, Jersey Shore.

Jersey Shore: Returning to MTV!!!!!!!

MTV dropped a double whammy of craziness on viewers last night:

First, the cable network debuted Floribama Shore.

Yes, this is the actual title of an actual show that is meant to be just like Jersey Shore, only set on the Florida/Alabama border.

Second, the cable network is bringing back the actual Jersey Shore!

Jersey Shore Threesome

During the broadcast of Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 1, MTV announced this stunning news to viewers via a brief teaser.

It relayed a simple message from original Jersey Shore cast members that reads as follows:

We're Back Bitchesssssssss!

Yes, in the biggest surprise of all, the following original cast members had nothing better to do than return to the small screen and anchor Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

They are:

  • Deena Nicole Cortese
  • Paul “Pauly Dâ€� Delvecchio
  • Jenni “JWOWWâ€� Farley
  • Vinny Guadagnino
  • Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
  • Nicole “Snookiâ€� Polizzi
  • Mike “The Situationâ€� Sorrentino

Check out the aforementioned teaser here:

"WHERE’S THE BEACH?! The cast of #JerseyShore is headed out on a family vacation coming to @MTV in 2018," the show also Tweeted along with this promo.

It's unclear what the premise of the Jersey Shore revival will be, but let's be honest:

It will be these people drinking heavily, going to bars, getting into arguments, heading to the gym, doing laundry and hitting up tanning salons.

Then again, Snooki, Sitch and company are at a different place in their lives now than they were during the six-season run of the first version of the series.

Heck, Snooki and JWOWW are parents now.

The former recently said her son has changed her life for the better, writing of little Lorenzo:

"You are my world, and I'm so proud to be your mommy!

"I remember when I first laid eyes on you and knew I would protect you with all of my being until the day I die."

Sheesh, Snooki.

Can't you go back to asking where the f-ck the beach is at? That makes for far more entertaining television.

Let's Take a SELFIE

Back in early November, however, when rumors of a spinoff started circulating around the Internet, a user Tweeted at Snooki:

"You guys are a bit too old for the Jersey Shore."

Thankfully, she replied as follows:

"I’m 29, 2 kids, Married & can still funnel wine and do cartwheels on the dance floor. We aren’t dead."

Quite the opposite, in fact.

They are about to be brought back to totally wasted life!

Vinny Guadagnino Jersey Shore Photo

Jersey Shore will premiere its Family Vacation some time in 2018.

Are you psyched?!?

Or did that lame Jersey Shore reunion ruin the series forever?

Will you tune in to see Snooki and JWOWW stumble home drunk again?

Or has this image been tainted by the knowledge that they should probably be walking calmly home to take care of their children instead?

So many questions. So many possible answers. So many shots to throw down.

We'll see you next year, Jersey Shore.