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Farrah Abraham Slams Kailyn Lowry, Spencer Pratt In Bizarre Meltdown!

One never knows what to expect from Farrah Abraham.

In fact, it often seems as though Farrah herself is thoroughly surprised by the things that come out of her mouth.

Farrah Abraham Blonde Photo

Like certain White House residents, there seems to be no rhyme or reason for Farrah's behavior.

For example, why would she return to the world of sex work against her bosses' wishes when she clearly doesn't need the money?

Why would she bite the hand that feeds her by telling the whole world that she'd been fired from Teen Mom OG before the decision was even final?

And why would she now make her situation even worse by publicly attacking her co-stars, her producers, hell - even stars from other reality shows?!

We'd say only Farrah knows the answer to that question, but we highly doubt she has any idea.

Farrah Abraham Camgirl

A recent episode of Teen Mom OG showed Farrah flipping out on a producer for failing to inform her that her mother was waiting in a car parked outside her home.

Many fans pointed out that the producers are not Farrah's personal assistants, and she responded with one of her social media tirades that only fully makes sense if you're fluent in Farrah-ese:

“Fake as producing grow up and stop acting like hating on a single mother and sabotaging her life is ok because your jealous,” she wrote.

And if you think she was done there, you don't know Farrah.

This is a woman who previously accused Teen Mom of forcing women to get pregnant and using child labor.

Farrah Abraham Underwear Pic

So it's not surprising that she went after her former bosses even harder in round 2:

"The Lieing idiot 'producers' out themselves how f-cking stupid can you be!" Farrah wrote on Instagram.

"@TeenMom @MTV Like this fake scene about me from people I fired as these “producers” slander & fake lies and scenes to be around a real celebrity & epic fail @MTV @viacom Not legal, discrimination!"

Taking after her idol and possible future sugar daddy Donald Trump, Farrah then declared victory in a non-existent war:

"Moved on from this show ..never fired enjoy MTV lies their jealous and the networks shows suck #FarrahWins Viacom uses teen moms, mistreats kids."

Farrah Abraham Cries on Teen Mom OG

Later that same night, MTV aired a Teen Mom OG after-show, with Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry and noted crystal enthusiast Spencer Pratt as guests:

Spencer pointed out that Farrah mistakenly believes herself to be a "superstar," and Kailyn reminded viewers that Farrah has always been awful:

“I can’t imagine on my worst day talking to someone the way that I heard her talk," Lowry said.

“I mean, I think that’s just who Farrah is, if we’re being honest,” Kail added.

“The first time I ever met Farrah, she was, like, snapping at a driver saying ‘ándale,’ like, you don’t treat people like that.”

Lowry

Pratt then joked that he should be the one to replace Farrah after her tenure on the show finally comes to an end.

Naturally, Farrah was tuned in.

And of course, she had something to say about the interview:

"IM DONE with all the horrible mothers who don’t do shit but act like hateful zombies for production @Viacom @mtv @teenmom & @spencerpratt needy!" she tweeted.

She then zeroed in on Pratt, who recently became a father:

Spencer Pratt and Amethyst

"I feel sorry for your wife & child don’t spew lies about a single mother who is a dad & a mother #AfterShow Joke #fatherfailure already," Farrah concluded.

When Pratt pointed out that he actually didn't make any disparaging comments about Farrah, an incredible thing happened:

She actually apologized, stated that she looks forward to seeing him in LA ... and added a Celebrity Big Brother hashtag.

Folks, 2018 might soon get even more absurd.

Watch Teen Mom OG online for more of Farrah's insanity.

Kailyn Lowry to Jenelle Evans: Hey, Remember When I Bailed You Out of Jail?

At this point, the Jenelle Evans-Kailyn Lowry feud has been going on so long that it's easy to forget they were once friends.

But believe it or not, there was a time when the Teen Mom 2 co-stars were thick as thieves.

Which is fitting, since Jenelle has an arrest record about as long as that of a career criminal.

Jenelle and Kailyn

The Carolina Hurricane has been taken into custody so many times that we're guessing even she's lost count.

But there's one arrest that very much remains on the mind of Jenelle's biggest rival, and she took to Twitter to talk about it over the weekend.

"Do y'all remember the time I gave Jenelle money to make bail?" Kailyn tweeted.

She then dropped a phrase that she's adopted as her unofficial motto:

"Before you throw dirt on my name remind them how hard you f-cked [with] me."

Kailyn Lowry on Teen Mom Two

The incident Kailyn is referring to took place in 2011 when Jenelle was arrested for probation violation.

Lowry apparently lent Evans $150 to cover the cost of bail.

Not a ton of cash, but this was before the girls were as rich as they are now.

Needless to say, the comments on Kail's tweet were very interesting.

At one point, Jenelle's troubled ex Courtland Rogers weighed in with what first seemed like trash talk, but later appeared to be words of support:

Jenelle Evans Promoting Lipstick

"I remember the time u called her a bitch to her face in New York that time behind the stage at dr drew reunion and she froze up and was scared to death of u but kail what u don't kno is that when u went on stage all she did was talk mad shit about u! she ain't s--t don’t stress," Rogers tweeted.

You know the drama is real when even the tweets have plot twists.

Jenelle and Kail's mutual hatred has ebbed and flowed over the years, and it seems to have spiked recently when Evans sent cease and desist letters to several of her co-stars, including Lowry.

It's unclear what prompted Kail's seemingly unprovoked tweet on Saturday.

It's possible she was just sitting around contemplating how much she dislikes Jenelle, which frankly, is one of our favorite weekend activities.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself of just how badly Jenelle sucks.

Kailyn Lowry: Writing a Tell-All About Chris Lopez?!

To say that Kailyn Lowry has had a complicated relationship with Chris Lopez would be a pretty big understatement.

Really, to call their relationship a disastrous, burning hot mess would even be an understatement.

Kailyn at Teen Mom 2 Reunion

Is there even a messier relationship on either of the Teen Mom shows?

Well, yes, absolutely there is, but this is still really, really bad, that's what we're trying to get across here.

Things started off well enough between Kailyn and Chris. They were classmates in college, and then they were friends, and then they were ...

The timeline is a little confusing because they both go back and forth on their stories depending on how petty they want to be, but whether they were ever in a real relationship or not, they did have sex.

And that resulted in the supremely adorable little baby Lux.

Kailyn Lowry and Lux at the Beach

During Kailyn's pregnancy, Chris wasn't around all that much, and she said that was because he was with another woman.

But when it was time for their son to be born, he was there, and we even saw him escort Kailyn and Lux home from the hospital.

A short while after that though, things were terrible again. There have been several rumors about him going for custody of Lux, and she's also accused him of being a deadbeat dad.

Still, even though they've both been passive aggressive as hell through mountains and mountains of vague tweets and the like, neither one of them has ever taken the time to share the whole story,

But it looks like that's about to change.

The Wolf Pack

Yesterday, Kailyn took to Instagram to announce that she's releasing a new book titled A Letter of Love.

"I'm so so so excited for this one," she wrote. "Any & all moms will be able to relate to this. From the hardest of times to the happiest of days, it's in here. Single moms, working moms, married, everyone."

She's obviously very excited about the release, but that's sort of a broad summary, right?

Don't worry -- she also did an interview with Radar Online, and she went into much more detail about what the book will contain.

And if you haven't pre-ordered it yet, you probably will after hearing all this.

Kailyn book cover

"The book was an apology letter to Lux for basically the mess he was born into and how bad I feel," she explains in the interview.

"But now it's to all three of them."

"I feel bad," she goes on, "and I'm nervous about how a lot of my decisions will impact them or affect them."

"So I'm apologizing to all of them and I want them to know how much I love them and I'm working now to pick up the pieces."

That's actually kind of heartbreaking.

Kailyn and Baby Lux

When Kailyn first announced her pregnancy, she insisted that she'd made the choice to get pregnant, that it wasn't an accident at all.

And while we're sure that she doesn't regret getting pregnant at all -- because then she wouldn't have Lux -- it obviously sounds like she's regretting some of the choices she made during that time.

Watching the last season of Teen Mom 2, it's clear that things were a little chaotic throughout her pregnancy, but what's done is done, and it's lovely that she's doing what she needs to do to make the situation as positive as possible for her children.

We're going to need that book soon, Kailyn!

Kailyn Lowry: Pregnant With Baby #4?!

It's hard to imagine that Kailyn Lowry could cram anything more into her busy schedule.

The Teen Mom 2 cast member is a single mother of three, a reality star, a podcast host, and a bestselling author.

But believe it or not, it looks like her life may soon become even more hectic.

Kailyn Lowry on the Couch

Yesterday, Kailyn revealed to fans that she was preparing to reveal a new development in her life:

"Announcing some big news todayyyyyyy!" she tweeted.

In the Teen Mom universe, there is no bigger news than a pregnancy, so naturally, many fans were quick to jump to conclusions.

 "Congrats ....is it a boy or girl?"

"I don’t find out the sex," Kail responded with a winky face emoji.

Naturally, this response threw her followers into a tizzy.

Kailyn Lowry in a Jean Jacket

It later turned out that Kail's big announcement is that she's releasing a new book entitled A Letter of Love.

But since she never explicitly denied that she's pregnant, that's what fans are focusing on.

And it's not hard to see why they think Kail might be keeping a secret.

Kail hid her third pregnancy for several months before sharing the news publicly.

One of the reasons for her hesitance was the fact that she knew she would take flak for having three kids by three different fathers.

Yesterday, fans speculated that Kail didn't want to admit to being pregnant by a fourth baby daddy.

Kailyn Lowry with Isaac, Lincoln, and Lux - Halloween 2017

Others believe there was a different reason why Kail might choose to keep mum.

Rumors of Kailyn getting back together with Javi Marroquin have been circulating non-stop in the wake of his breakup with Briana DeJesus.

The former couple has given no public indication that they've reconciled, but that won't stop TM2 obsessives from talking.

In all likelihood, Kailyn is not actually pregnant and this is another case of fans running wild with a rumor that really has no substance.

We suppose it's the price one pays for reality TV fame.

Fortunately, Kail doesn't really seem to mind.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more on the hectic life of Ms. Lowry.

Jenelle Evans SLAMS Teen Mom 2 Co-Stars: Stop Being So Dramatic!

Jenelle Evans does this thing, you've probably noticed it, where she's completely incapable of having just the tiniest little sliver of self-awareness.

She just. Can't. Do it.

Jenelle Evans Promoting Lipstick

If you're not quite sure what we're talking about here, let's just go over a quick example: remember all those cease and desist letters she sent out a few months ago?

She sent them to almost every single Teen Mom 2 cast member, demanding that they stop mentioning her on social media.

Hilariously, one of the reasons why she wanted them to stop talking about her was because it could potentially damage her chances of getting jobs in the future, like everything else she's ever done wouldn't do the trick there.

But anyway, she sat up on her high horse while all those letters were delivered, all the while knowing that she does the same ding dang thing the rest of them do.

She posts stories about the other moms on her social media accounts, and she's definitely trashed them there, too.

Jenelle's Selfie

She leaked Kailyn Lowry's big pregnancy news last year, and she even once leaked Kailyn's phone number.

But she's the victim in all of this for some reason, right?

It was absolutely ridiculous, but hey, that's Jenelle.

And now she's being ridiculous all over again.

OK, so Kailyn Lowry has that podcast, right? She brought Leah Messer on a recent episode, so of course they got into some Teen Mom talk.

Kailyn Lowry on Teen Mom Two

The subject of the last reunion show came up, specifically the filming of that New Year's Eve party before the reunion -- the one where David Eason pulled out a knife and attacked some balloons.

Leah said that she was "terrified" during the incident, and that she didn't think it was acceptable for him to go off like that because even though it was a party, it was also part of their job.

"We were there for work!" she said. "I mean, you can have a few drinks socially, but it's not that appropriate."

She and Kailyn both agreed that they didn't want their children to be around David in the future.

All of that makes perfect sense -- believe it or not, it actually isn't a great look to have a few drinks at a company party and then stab some decorations when things don't go your way.

David Eason and Jenelle Evans, NOT Touching Her "Baby Bump"

Or for any reason, really.

But, as always, Jenelle is unable to understand the simplest of things, and so she lashed out at both Leah and Kailyn on Twitter.

She began by directing a tweet at Leah, writing "Last time I recalled... the kids weren't at the New Years party we were 'working at.' Stop being so dramatic."

"My name or my husbands should never come of if your mouth, but for a podcast and ratings?! Of course. #Fake."

How rich is it that Jenelle Evans is telling another human being to "stop being so dramatic"?

Jenelle Evans Freakin' Out

About as rich as it is that she's saying that Leah is being dramatic because she didn't appreciate a man twice her size brandishing a knife at a work event.

Also, why should Jenelle or David's name never "come of if" Leah's mouth? Because we're pretty sure Leah's name has definitely "come of if" Jenelle's.

One of her followers told her not to even support Kailyn's podcast by listening to it, but Jenelle clarified that she just saw Leah's quotes on a gossip site, because "lmfao hell no that would make my ears bleed."

Another person suggested that she learn how to get along with Leah, and she responded with "Yeah, tell her that. Whatever kail tells her to do she does it lol."

Leah on Teen Mom 2 Photo

When someone then pointed out that Kailyn and Leah are actually friends -- something that must be a novel concept for Jenelle -- she said "Kail uses anyone she can to gain whatever she can... remember that."

But what about Chelsea?!

"I honestly think Chelsea doesn't trust any of us, lmao I think we've both came to those terms actually," she wrote.

Except Chelsea is definitely friends with both Kailyn and Leah, but sure, Jenelle.

As for the last remaining Teen Mom 2 girl, Briana DeJesus, she chimed in with "Still talking about the New Year's Eve party?" with three crying emojis.

Jenelle Evans and Briana DeJesus

Which is kind of odd, because this all just happened a few months ago, and if we were ever at a work event where someone's husband stabbed a bunch of balloons in a fit of rage, we'd literally never stop talking about it.

But apparently that kind of drama is normal for both Jenelle and Briana, because Jenelle replied with "Omg yes, it never ends with anyone. When I comment back in the bad one, just like we talked about lol."

We're pretty sure she meant to write "I'm the bad one" instead of "in the bad one," so it's obvious she doesn't realize that it's weird that she thinks it's weird for this to still be a topic of conversation.

"Why is my life your everyday topic for your show?" she then asked. "Maybe I should be the one with a show then..."

Because if she had her own podcast and talked about the other moms, then that would be cool, right?

Oh, Jenelle ....

Javi Marroquin: Already Back on Bumble Following Briana DeJesus Split!

It's only been a month since Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus broke up, but he's has never been the type to remain single for long.

Seriously. Kailyn Lowry's ex-husband moves on fast.

Javi on Marriage Boot Camp

According to Radar Online, it looks like he's single, ready to mingle and get his dating game on again with someone new.

The Teen Mom 2 star already has a profile on the app Bumble, which is like Tinder only women must make the first contact.

Check out his super-smooth profile photo below.

Javi and Bri only dated for a couple of months, so we suppose it's not surprising that he's casting his line again so quickly.

Or at least it wouldn't be, were it not for the that he and Briana seemed to be on the verge of reconciliation as recently as last month.

As we said, Javi's love life changes on a dime.

Javi Marroquin Bumble

When Briana went to Miami for plastic surgery performed by the aptly-named Dr. Miami, Javi was there by her side providing emotional support.

Shortly thereafter, Javi ditched Briana ... for a pretty solid reason, it turned out, as she also received another infamous visit.

It seems she neglected to inform him that her baby daddy, Devoin Austin, would also be flying to help her recover from the procedure.

Sensing that there were too many sausages in the pot, Javi made a quick exit, and apparently decided to send Bri a message.

Creating a new dating profile certainly seems like a good way of communicating the fact that it's over for good ... but did he?

Briana and Javi Make It Official

In a new interview with Radar, Javi insists that he's always had a Bumble account, and just didn't use it during his time with Bri.

"I had that account a long time ago just never deleted it,” he told the outlet, adding that the profile isn't active (a good cover).

“I don’t have the app anymore.”

Perhaps remembering that DeJesus would probably catch wind of the interview within about 30 minutes, he then added:

“I should go back on there."

Hell yeah you should, Javi!

Javi Marroquin Watches Football

We're sure being revenge-banged by your ex-wife's reality TV rival was fun and all, but there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Most of them don't create drama for a living, to boot, which is a nice incentive if you're putting your family first and stuff.

Javi has always seemed like the type who's eager to settle down again, but quiet domesticity makes for really boring TV.

He also seems like the type who enjoys playing the field and flaunting his new romance(s) on social media, so there's that.

Hard to figure out sometimes, this guy.

We think the best bet for this airman is to find himself a sane civilian - bonus points if she's never seen an episode of his show.

Which, given his interest in going out of his way to remain in the public eye, feels increasingly unlikely with each passing week.

Even if you don't watch Teen Mom 2 online and relive the turbulent path that brought Javi to where he is today, he's everywhere.

Kailyn Lowry: Is She REALLY Quitting Teen Mom 2?!

It's not hard to see why Kailyn Lowry's name has become synonymous with "hustle" in the eyes of many Teen Mom 2 fans.

In addition to her duties as a mother of three and reality star, Kail is a podcast host and bestselling author.

While some of her castmates might be lulled into a false sense of security by the fact that they've been famous for over a decade, Lowry seems well aware that the getting might not always be this good.

Kailyn Lowry and Lux at the Beach

Which is why she's not letting up, despite the fact that she currently has more projects in the works than hours in her day.

Last night, Kail announced her own TM2 pseudo-spinoff.

It's a YouTube vlog entitled Kail & the Chaos, which - as the title indicates - will focus on the Lowry's hectic life, as she attempts to continue building her media empire, while simultaneously providing the best possible life for her three sons.

As far as we can tell, each installment will be like a Kail-centric episode of TM2, but you won't have to deal with the annoyance of unexpected Jenelle scenes.

Here's the first trailer for the project:

Already, Kail is asking for suggestions from fans in order to figure out what sort of content to feature on her vlog.

"Should I film the podcast w Leah for Kail & the chaos?" she tweeted this morning.

Yes, Kail is synergistically combining her MTV gig with her podcast with her vlog.

It's all enough to leave fans wondering if Kail will need to start lightening her workload soon.

And many are afraid that the job that made her famous will be the first to go.

Kailyn Lowry Via Instagram

Earlier this week, Kail seemed to be in a reflective mood, and she posted a cryptic tweet that left some fans with the impression that she's soon to end her relationship with MTV:

"I’ve been on tv for almost 10 years and i don’t know where i would be if i never signed a contract. Probably a more similar path to my mother," Lowry wrote.

It's important to note that Kailyn's mother is an alcoholic who has been mostly absent from her life for most of the past decade.

It seems some of her followers were unaware of that painful history, and they misinterpreted the tweet to mean that Kailyn would like to be more like her mother.

Kail later clarified that despite the many challenges of reality TV stardom, she remains grateful to her first bosses:

Kailyn Lowry in a Jean Jacket

“So as crazy as it can be, thanks for the opportunity… which ultimately made me want to work for even more (other) opportunities @MTV,” she tweeted.

One fan was still confused and decided to ask Kail about her future career choices point-blank:

"Wait are you leaving Teen Mom 2?" the follower tweeted, with the obligatory frowny-face emoji.

Not that i know of! lol. Just tweeting my thoughts after watching tonight!" Kail tweeted during Monday's behind the scenes special.

Needless to say, her biggest supporters were very relieved.

It remains to be seen just how Kail will manage to juggle her many side-projects, but we guess that's the "chaos" that'll be documented on her vlog.

In the meantime, watch Teen Mom 2 online to stay up to date on all things Kail.

Jenelle Evans SLAMS Kailyn Lowry: She’s a Racist B-tch!

Jenelle Evans and Kailyn Lowry have never quite gotten along.

And by that, we mean the Teen Mom 2 co-stars seem to actively hate one other.

Jenelle and Kailyn Split

The Jenelle-Kailyn feud has been raging for years, and not surprisingly, it's Ms. Evans who typically takes the offensive.

This time, however, it was Kailyn who threw the first shade.

Staying true to form, however, Jenelle responded to her rival's playful jab with a full-scale nuclear assault.

It all took place during the airing of last night's Teen Mom 2 behind the scenes special.

During a scene that took place at Jenelle's wedding to David Eason, Kailyn decided to offer a little color commentary.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason Wedding Pic

"What a sh-t show of a wedding," Kailyn tweeted during the episode.

This comment didn't sit well with Jenelle, with proceeded to go off on Kail:

"At least I didn’t go around telling everyone at the reunion a while back that you wanted divorce Javi to have a 'black baby,' like wow. Classy kail... right to me and my mom’s face lmao why didn’t they show that sh-t show?"

Yes, this is Jenelle's idea of a proportional response:

Oh, you called my sh-t show wedding a sh-t show? How about I publicly drag your entire family and belief system?

The Wolf Pack

To her credit, Kailyn kept it relatively cool.

Instead of flaming Jenelle in return, she simply retweeted a fan who commented:

"Get ready for another c & d."

The comment refers to the cease and desist letters that Jenelle sent her co-stars last year.

Mrs. Evans-Eason is apparently in the habit of taking legal action when she doesn't like what her castmates have to say, and we wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised if Kailyn receives another sternly-worded letter from Jenelle's attorneys.

Kailyn Lowry on Teen Mom Two

For her part, Lowry didn't talk any direct trash to Jenelle, and it seems the rest of the special put her in a reflective mood.

"Sitting here watching the behind the scenes shit makes me really think about how weird my life is. And how differently everyone really lives," she tweeted toward the end of the episode.

Yes, Jenelle certainly lives ... differently.

That might be the understatement of the century.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more shenanigans from the Carolina Hurricane.

Javi Marroquin Issues Actual Apology to Kailyn Lowry

Look out, celebrity gossip lovers across the world!

You may want to duck and take cover.

Because we're pretty sure pigs will start flying at any moment.

Javi Marroquin Watches Football

We have this inkling because Teen Mom 2 star Javi Marroquin went ahead and did the unthinkable on Friday night:

He issued what appears to be a heartfelt apology to Kailyn Lowry.

For real!

“At the end of the day a good relationship with my sons mother will make Lincoln the happiest. I lost sight of that," Javi wrote, referencing the child he shares with his ex-wife.

The mea culpa was prompted by Marroquin's actions while visiting current (or maybe ex) girlfriend, Briana DeJesus, in Miami last week. (More on that down below.)

"This trip made me realize that and I’ve apologized to kail for my actions,” Marroquin added, regarding Lowry and their relationship.

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The formerly married reality stars co-parent their four-year-old son.

Through all their ups and downs (and there have been A LOT of ups and downs!), Javi and Kailyn have at least always seemed dedicated to raising their toddler in as happy and as healthy an environment as possible.

The couple was together as husband and wife for three years prior to their split in 2016.

Both have since moved on with other lovers, as Marroquin's ongoing, up-and-down relationship with fellow MTV personality DeJesus is a constant source of tension.

Early last week, Javi visited Briana in Florida, where she had gone to get some plastic surgery.

It's unclear exactly what transpired between the pair, but Marroquin peaced out quickly, sparking chatter that the twosome had broken up once again.

What the heck happened between Marroquin and DeJesus that prompted him to leave earlier than planned AND to subsequently apologize to Lowry?

Briana With Javi on Instagram

“I should’ve never went. I should’ve went to LA like I was supposed to. We broke up for a reason and yesterday reassured me that," Javi simple said mysteriously to Radar Online when asked this question.

It's since been rumored that Briana's baby daddy, Devoin Austin, also showed up in Miami, creating quite the awkward situation.

Clearly having heard this rumor, and likely having been asked about it on Twitter, Lowry took the high road on Friday.

She refused to rub any salt in Javi's latest wound, writing to followers instead:

"Everyone’s asking where tea is at but javis been through enough so I’m not gona put him through more s—t."

kailyn tea

Man. It was a lot more fun when these two were at each other's throats, huh?

For Lincoln's sake, we're glad his parents look like they're maturing and acting like real adults.

But it's a real bummer from our side of things!

Marroquin and DeJesus, meanwhile, called it quits in January after dating for just a few months, although it's apparent the nail wasn't fully stuck into their romantic coffin at the time.

“It’s none of my business, so my mouth is closed. I wish Javi the best, as always,” Lowry told Us Weekly about the break-up last month.

Kailyn Lowry in a Jean Jacket

But then Kailyn went ahead and sort of made it her business by bringing Marroquin on her podcast and asking him about his split from DeJesus.

Briana was not very happy about this development.

She WENT OFF on Lowry and Marroquin in an epic Twitter rant shortly after this appearance.

“Call me ratchet, trashy all you want but don’t mention my name again and there will be no issues," Briana wrote as one of many messages aimed at Kailyn and Javi, adding:

"U NOT KIM K SO SLOW UR ROLL… AND DONT SIT HERE TRYNA PLAY MIND GAMES WHEN THE REAL REASON WHY WE ARE HERE IS BECAUSE OF UR..JAVI.”

She also wrote this:

dejesus rant

Is there any chance these three bury their hatchet over a cup of coffee?

Or on a special Teen Mom episode?

Don't count on it.

"It would never happen. We would never get along. You allowed her to disrespect me to my face, also on camera, also in text messages," Kailyn told Javi on the aforementioned podcast, concluding:

"When I said what I had to say in a nice way, you defended her and not me. We raise a son together, you don’t raise a son with her."

Javi Marroquin: I Ditched Briana DeJesus After Her Surgery!

It's looking like Miami will continue to be the center of Teen Mom 2 drama next week!

Here's a brief recap of everything that's been going on in the Sunshine State, in case you haven't been keeping up:

Javi on Marriage Boot Camp

First, Briana DeJesus and Kailyn Lowry both flew to Miami for plastic surgery sessions with the appropriately-named Dr. Miami.

Kailyn canceled her procedure after experiencing a last-minute change of heart.

Briana did go under the knife, and Dr. Miami shared her before and after photos on his social media pages today.

(That may seem a bit sleazy, but you have to understand that plastic surgeons are basically the Charlie Sheens of the medical community.)

Anyway, despite the fact that the past two days saw more surgical drama than an entire season of Grey's Anatomy, the big story out of Miami this week is the news that Briana and Javi Marroquin are already back together after breaking up last month.

Briana & Javi

Or at least they were...

Javi joined Briana in Florida so he could be by her side in the hours leading up to her procedure.

Fans assumed he would stick with her during her recovery, but just hours after her procedure, Javi was on Snapchat announcing that he was looking to go out and party in Miami.

When fans accused him of ditching Briana, Javi offered no explanation or apology.

Just the day before he was making appearances on her Snapchat, and all appeared to be well.

So what went wrong in the interim?

Briana and Javi Make It Official

Well, there's been no official word, but we're guessing the surprise appearance by Briana's baby daddy, Devoin Austin, didn't sit well with Javi.

Yes, it seems Devoin showed up, and a rightfully pissed-off Javi immediately took off.

"I should've never went," Javi told Radar Online about the incident.

"I should've went to LA like I was supposed to. We broke up for a reason and yesterday reassured me of that."

To make matters worse, it seems Javi's ex-wife has been keeping close tabs on the situation and loving every second of it.

Kail & Javi on Marriage Boot Camp

All week, Kailyn has been teasing fans with the prospect of a big revelation involving Javi.

Many assumed that the Devoin situation was the tea that she planned to spill, but a tweet she posted moments ago suggests there's more big Javi news in the offing:

"Everyone’s asking where the tea is at but Javi's been through enough so I’m not gona put him through more shit," Lowry wrote.

Sounds like Javi is having one hell of a rough week.

He might actually need more recovery time than Briana.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive the many ups and downs in the life of Mr. Marroquin.

Javi Marroquin: I Ditched Briana DeJesus After Her Surgery!

It's looking like Miami will continue to be the center of Teen Mom 2 drama next week!

Here's a brief recap of everything that's been going on in the Sunshine State, in case you haven't been keeping up:

Javi on Marriage Boot Camp

First, Briana DeJesus and Kailyn Lowry both flew to Miami for plastic surgery sessions with the appropriately-named Dr. Miami.

Kailyn canceled her procedure after experiencing a last-minute change of heart.

Briana did go under the knife, and Dr. Miami shared her before and after photos on his social media pages today.

(That may seem a bit sleazy, but you have to understand that plastic surgeons are basically the Charlie Sheens of the medical community.)

Anyway, despite the fact that the past two days saw more surgical drama than an entire season of Grey's Anatomy, the big story out of Miami this week is the news that Briana and Javi Marroquin are already back together after breaking up last month.

Briana & Javi

Or at least they were...

Javi joined Briana in Florida so he could be by her side in the hours leading up to her procedure.

Fans assumed he would stick with her during her recovery, but just hours after her procedure, Javi was on Snapchat announcing that he was looking to go out and party in Miami.

When fans accused him of ditching Briana, Javi offered no explanation or apology.

Just the day before he was making appearances on her Snapchat, and all appeared to be well.

So what went wrong in the interim?

Briana and Javi Make It Official

Well, there's been no official word, but we're guessing the surprise appearance by Briana's baby daddy, Devoin Austin, didn't sit well with Javi.

Yes, it seems Devoin showed up, and a rightfully pissed-off Javi immediately took off.

"I should've never went," Javi told Radar Online about the incident.

"I should've went to LA like I was supposed to. We broke up for a reason and yesterday reassured me of that."

To make matters worse, it seems Javi's ex-wife has been keeping close tabs on the situation and loving every second of it.

Kail & Javi on Marriage Boot Camp

All week, Kailyn has been teasing fans with the prospect of a big revelation involving Javi.

Many assumed that the Devoin situation was the tea that she planned to spill, but a tweet she posted moments ago suggests there's more big Javi news in the offing:

"Everyone’s asking where the tea is at but Javi's been through enough so I’m not gona put him through more shit," Lowry wrote.

Sounds like Javi is having one hell of a rough week.

He might actually need more recovery time than Briana.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive the many ups and downs in the life of Mr. Marroquin.

Briana DeJesus Shares Shocking Plastic Surgery Results!

Earlier this week, Briana DeJesus traveled south to undergo a cosmetic procedure at the hands of dubiously named pracitioner Dr. Miami.

Briana received plastic surgery from Dr. Miami before, and it seems she was satisfied with the results, as she appeared to be excited about her second appointment with the Floridian physician.

Briana DeJesus on MTV

She announced her plans to go back under the knife back in September, but she went radio silent on social media in the days leading up to the procedure.

So she may have wanted to keep this second round of procedures a secret.

Unfortunately, she got worked on for free by Dr. Miami, which means she had to agree to allow him to share before and after photos on social media.

Many of the images are highly graphic, and we're doing you a favor by not posting the most intense ones here.

(You really can't unsee some of this stuff.)

Briana Before and After

Here's a somewhat SFW version of Dr. Miami's Snapchat posts, provided by The Ashley's Reality Roundup.

As you can see, Bri underwent a serious reshaping, and she's likely in a lot of pain at the moment.

It seems Briana brought an MTV camera crew along for the trip, so we'll likely see some of the drama surrounding the procedures.

And if you've been following her co-stars on social media, you know there's been no shortage of fireworks.

For starters, Briana's rival Kailyn Lowry canceled her own Dr. Miami session after having a last-second change of heart.

Briana & Javi

On top of that, Bri's recent Snapchat posts seem to indicate that she's already back together with Javi Marroquin after the two of them broke up just last month.

Javi joined Briana on her trip to Miami, and it seems he was by her side right up until she went in for surgery.

They haven't made their reconciliation official, but that doesn't seem like the sort of trip a casual friend would make.

Whatever the case, you can bet Briana will be back on social media and sharing her own before and after photos soon.

After all, what's the point of visiting Dr. Miami if you can't share his work with the world?

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more of the drama-packed life of Ms. DeJesus.

Briana DeJesus Shares Shocking Plastic Surgery Results!

Earlier this week, Briana DeJesus traveled south to undergo a cosmetic procedure at the hands of dubiously named pracitioner Dr. Miami.

Briana received plastic surgery from Dr. Miami before, and it seems she was satisfied with the results, as she appeared to be excited about her second appointment with the Floridian physician.

Briana DeJesus on MTV

She announced her plans to go back under the knife back in September, but she went radio silent on social media in the days leading up to the procedure.

So she may have wanted to keep this second round of procedures a secret.

Unfortunately, she got worked on for free by Dr. Miami, which means she had to agree to allow him to share before and after photos on social media.

Many of the images are highly graphic, and we're doing you a favor by not posting the most intense ones here.

(You really can't unsee some of this stuff.)

Briana Before and After

Here's a somewhat SFW version of Dr. Miami's Snapchat posts, provided by The Ashley's Reality Roundup.

As you can see, Bri underwent a serious reshaping, and she's likely in a lot of pain at the moment.

It seems Briana brought an MTV camera crew along for the trip, so we'll likely see some of the drama surrounding the procedures.

And if you've been following her co-stars on social media, you know there's been no shortage of fireworks.

For starters, Briana's rival Kailyn Lowry canceled her own Dr. Miami session after having a last-second change of heart.

Briana & Javi

On top of that, Bri's recent Snapchat posts seem to indicate that she's already back together with Javi Marroquin after the two of them broke up just last month.

Javi joined Briana on her trip to Miami, and it seems he was by her side right up until she went in for surgery.

They haven't made their reconciliation official, but that doesn't seem like the sort of trip a casual friend would make.

Whatever the case, you can bet Briana will be back on social media and sharing her own before and after photos soon.

After all, what's the point of visiting Dr. Miami if you can't share his work with the world?

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more of the drama-packed life of Ms. DeJesus.

Javi Marroquin & Briana DeJesus: Back Together ALREADY?!

If you're having a hard time keeping track of the relationship status of Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus, you're certainly not alone.

Javi and Briana started dating back in September, but for the first month or so, they claimed they were just friends.

Briana With Javi on Instagram

Then, last month, Javi and Briana broke up without warning.

Now, as proof that these two are hell-bent on keeping us constantly confused, it seems that Javi and Bri are back together.

Yes, Marroquin made an unexpected appearance on his ex's Snapchat story last night.

That may not sound like a big deal, but it's important to note that Bri was scheduled for a plastic surgery procedure in Miami.

Which means that Javi flew down from Delaware to be by her side in the hours before she went under the knife.

Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus

That's generally not the sort of thing an ex does, but then again Javi is no mere ex.

He and Briana moved quickly from the start, even going so far as to meet one another's kids and plan a future in which they'd both live in the same state.

(Currently, Briana resides in Florida, while Javi remains in Delaware.)

Interestingly, the couple reportedly broke up over Briana's plastic surgery plans.

Briana took to social media to reveal that Marroquin had broken up with her because he was upset that she planned to further alter her appearance.

Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus Picture

Javi claimed there were other factors, as well, but he didn't deny that the planned procedure played a role in his decision.

We guess he quickly got over his objection.

And what does Kailyn Lowry have to say about the fact that her ex-husband is back together with her most bitter rival?

Weirdly, it seems that she doesn't care in the slightest ... but it also seems like she knows something we don't. 

"Everything comes full circle," Kail tweeted today.

"I’ll wait for the cameras to spill the tea."

Briana & Javi

"The funny thing is, I keep my mouth shut long enough and every time i do the truth comes out just before i want to open my mouth," she added.

To drive her point home, she tagged Javi in a tweet reading:

"I’ll wait for the cameras to spill the tea."

Kailyn concluded her cryptic mini-rant by tweeting:

"I never want to get married again. But if i did, i would do a destination wedding."

We guess not all of Javi's exes are eager to take him back.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more on Javi and Briana's tumultuous romance.

Chris Lopez Attacks Kailyn Lowry on Twitter: Maybe I’ll Bang Briana DeJesus!

Kailyn Lowry just can't seem to escape the drama these days.

Between her ongoing feud with Briana DeJesus, her complicated situation with Javi Marroquin, and her issues with her other baby daddies, the girl basically spends her days dealing with one mess after another.

Kailyn Lowry on Teen Mom Two

And now it seems her various conflicts are overlapping, with one foe using another's name to taunt Kailyn on social media.

As you may have heard, Kail is having problems with the father of her youngest son.

Chris Lopez is fighting her for custody of baby Lux, and it appears that the battle is getting uglier by the day.

Fortunately for Kailyn, Chris has been shooting himself in the foot by going after her on social media.

He's already got a hard road ahead of him as a sketchy dad who initially wanted nothing to do with his son.

Now, he's making himself look even worse in the eyes of any family court judge by savagely attacking Lux's mom on Twitter.

Chris Lopez Burns Kailyn's Book

According to In Touch Weekly, in a since-deleted tweet, Lopez wrote that he planned to "hit up" Briana DeJesus in order to get revenge on Kail.

As we mentioned earlier, Kailyn and Briana are bitter rivals, and their hostility toward one another was already exacerbated when Briana dated Javi Marroquin, Kailyn's ex-husband and the father of her second son.

Some of his followers joined in on denigrating Kail in brutal fashion.

“Don’t even give that b-tch a life," wrote one.

Not surprisingly, Kail's legion of faithful fans quickly jumped to her defense.

Lowry

“She gave him life lol," wrote one, adding:

"You think this non-factor got 13k followers by himself? 13k and 99.9% of the time he gets no likes or responses. If you were able to add and weren't blind you possibly [could] put 2+2 together.”

Lopez was quick to respond:

"These 13k followers don’t mean a thing tho lol I honestly liked it better when y’all didn’t know who I was," he shot back.

Another follower was quick to suggest that Lopez make better use of his time:

"Instead of trying to hit Bri up to piss Kail off, go work and get yourself a lawyer to see you child," he tweeted.

Chris Lopez, Son

Lopez responded to that tweet as well, writing:

"It was a joke lol I don’t want that girl relax DUDEEE," apparently in reference to Briana.

In all likelihood, Lopez was just joking about dating Briana.

But it's simply not a good look to throw shade at a single mom who recently tweeted about struggling with body shaming and other negative aspects of life in the public eye.

If Lopez is serious about wanting to be a bigger part of his son's life, he should probably put down the phone ASAP.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more on the drama-packed life of Kailyn Lowry.

Kailyn Lowry vs. Briana DeJesus: Teen Mom 2 Co-Stars Forced to Pick Sides?!

Now that Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus are broken up, you might think that the feud between Briana and Kailyn Lowry would come to a close. 

But this beef started before Briana hooked up with Javi, and now it looks like it'll continue now that the relationship is through.

Kailyn and Briana

Briana slammed Javi and Kailyn in an epic social media tirade last week.

It seems her tantrum was spurred by Javi's appearance on Kailyn's podcast, so it's appropriate that Kail is reportedly planning on firing back on the next episode of Coffee Convos.

“Briana’s twitter meltdown was 100 percent directed at Kail,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online.

“Javi is expected to come back on the podcast in the next couple of weeks, as well as Leah [Messer] and [Teen Mom 3 star] McKenzie [McKee]," the insider adds.

"They could not believe what was coming out of Briana’s mouth and are definitely going to defend Kail!”

Kailyn Lowry on Teen Mom Two

Yes, it seems Briana messed with the bull and will soon receive the horns.

She may have deleted the tweets in which she instructed Kailyn to "suck my d-ck," but it seems the damage had already been done.

Kailyn has been on Teen Mom 2 much longer than Briana, and it seems the stars from the entire franchise our choosing her side.

Sure, Briana might have Jenelle Evans in her corner, due mainly to the fact that Jenelle and Kailyn have been feuding for years, but is that really an advantage?

Look if you're in a rough spot, and having Jenelle on your side is your biggest consolation, you may want to consider giving up

We're just saying.

Briana & Javi

Apparently, what outraged Kailyn the most was the fact that Briana called her out for reaching out privately in hopes of keeping their feud off social media.

“Do not ever call my phone at 7am talking about we need to leave social media alone when it comes to our issues, yet you are the first one to use my name to gain listeners," DeJesus tweeted.

"I’ll say suck my d-ck whenever I want to and to whoever I want.”

She may regret that remark, as Lowry is reportedly prepared to go nuclear:

“Briana started this battle and she is going to get what’s coming to her," says the source.

"Kail’s fans are very upset over this and so is her friends. No one is going to let Briana get away with what she said,”

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive the rocky road that led Kail and Bri to this point.