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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: Welcome… Alex Rodriguez?!?

As evidenced by the Kim Kardashian sex tape, at least one cast member on Keeping Up with the Kardashians knows a thing or two about how to handle a rod.

This was relevant on Sunday night because former Major League Baseball superstar Alex Rodriguez, often referred to by the nickname "A. Rod," made an unexpected cameo on the popular reality series.

Can't say we saw that coming.

Alex Rodriguez on E!

Also the boyfriend of Jennifer Lopez, Rodriguez was on hand to help the ladies with their baseball skills in anticipation of a charity game that was held to raise money for the Watts Community Center.

This is an interest in which Kris Jenner has often decided to devote her time and interest.

The big and very poorly-played game pitted the Kardashian family -- including Kim, Kourtney, a then-pregnant Khloe, Kris and Kendall -- against family pal Tito Jackson and his loved ones.

The Kardashians called themselves the Calabasas Peaches due to the movie A League of Their Own... and they were very much in a league of their own terriblenesss.

"The Jacksons have to go down," Rodriguez said in an attempt to coach the women up, adding:

"Dear God, let us all play like New York Yankees."

Kim at bat

(Editor's Note: The Yankees just lost a playoff game by a score of 16-1 and a series to their hated rival, the Boston Red Sox, so perhaps playing like the most recent version of the Bronx Bombers was not a great idea.)

Editor's Note 2: A. Rod is a giant tool.)

In the end, the Jacksons thrashed the Kardashians, with Kim going down on strikes faster than she went down on Ray J in the aforementioned sex tape.

"We should just hand over the check now because we suck," she later said.

Still, the game raised $15,000 for a charity that helps underprivileged kids.'

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"I can’t wait to celebrate all the hard work that was put into the community center,’ said Kris as the family toured the kitchen, sports facilities and computer center at the facility.

Elsewhere, Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian played a pretty dumb prank on Kris by pretending that a talented artist named Art Vandelay had made some paintings.

They then dropped these paintings off at Jenner's house and watched as she wandered around her house, wondering where to hang them.

So much for her so-called expertise in the world of expensive art, right?!?

Disick and Kardashian were intent on embarrassing their snobby loved one, but soon realized they had maybe gone too far.

"We have to break it to her that we’re completely lying…and basically giving her fraudulent paintings," Disick noted in a confessional.

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Over dinner at Nobu that evening, they allowed Kris to schmooze with the fake artist before they dropped the bombshell that she had been had.

"What? No!" Kris yelled upon learning that the paintings had been created by Khloe in her garage.

"You are pieces of sh-t…you had me this time!" Jenner boomed.

Finally, because the writers are truly out of storyline material, Kourtney ordered a DNA test.

"Oh my God I’m Middle Eastern and North African!’ said Kourtney, who was also "4.5 percent French."

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"I’m so white," complained Kendall, while Khloe added:

"I’m 41.5 percent Middle Eastern."

Fascinating, right?

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Khloe Kardashian & Scott Disick Pull Lame Prank on Kris Jenner

It's official:

Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick are better at pulling pranks than Kourtney Kardashian.

But it's also been made official in the past:

This is a very low bar to clear.

As depicted on a previous episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney apparently lacks any and all knowledge about what qualifies as a prank.

She surprised her sister a few weeks back with a flash mob in the middle of a Los Angeles shopping center and... that was it.

It never made any sense why such a move would have made Kim feel embarrassed or ashamed or anything negative at all.

Here. Take a look at this video to see what we mean:

This Sunday, meanwhile, Scott and Khloe will come together to pull one over on Kris Jenner.

Annoyed at how she thinks of herself as some kind of art expert, they will present her with fake paintings by someone they claim is named Art Vandelay.

(All Seinfeld fans just rolled over in their graves at George Constanza's famous pseudo name being abused in this manner.)

Kris, of course, will think these are real and will walk around the house, wondering where she ought to hang them.

As she does so, Disick and Kardashian will giggle in the background and debate just when they should come clean.

It's ... sort of funny? We guess?

Again, it's better than what Kourtney tried to do to Kim. But that is saying very little.

Will Scott and Khloe own up to their prank? And how will Kris react when they do so?

Guess you'll need to tune in this Sunday night at 9/8c on E! to find out!

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BREAKING: Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner Suck at Baseball

Kim Kardashian has hit many home runs in her life...

... off the field, we mean.

As in: she's slept with her fair share of men.

Many of these men have eveb been professional athletes, but it's notable that none has played baseball.

Why is this notable?

Because Kim and her mother will play a random pickup game of that sport on this Sunday's brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians... and it will not go well.

As practice for an upcoming softball game, Kim, Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian trudge out to a diamond in the clip featured on this page in order to try pitching and hitting.

A pregnant Khloe stands on the sideline and offers her loved ones advice.

But it falls on deaf and untalented ears.

"Is this the mound?" a confused Kim asks her sister.

"No, the mound is there," Khloe responds. "That would be the pitcher's mound."

(Editor's Note: This is patently absurd. We don't care how little baseball you watch; you know from where a pitcher pitches.)

"The first softball practice is terrifying," Khloe later says in a confessional. "It's just chickens with their head cut off running around this field. It's not good."

After Kim finally gets a hold of a Kris offering and runs to first base, it's time for Jenner to grab a bat and for Kim to take the aforementioned mound.

Upon attempting to hit her first pitch, however, Kris wobbles backward and falls to the ground.

"Oh my god, are you okay?" Kim asks as she rushes to her mother's side. "Oh my god, did you hurt your wrist?"

Yes, Kris claims.

And it actually is possible.

As scripted and as dumb as this entire scene is, we're not sure if Jenner is a decent enough of an actress to fake this fall.

It looks pretty legit!

Take a look at the footage feature here and see for yourself!

(And then visit our friends at TV Fanatic to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online.)

Kris jenner gets injured playing the lamest game of baseball eve

Kylie Jenner: I Don’t Need Family Anymore! I’m a Billionaire!

New mom Kylie Jenner has been stunning the world with her post-baby bikini body, but she's more focused on her baby and her business these days.

In fact, she may be a little too busy to slum it with her siblings on the reality show that catapulted them all to stardom.

A new report says that Kylie wants to drop Keeping Up With The Kardashians because she's a billionaire.

Kylie Jenner With Rose Gold Hair Tips

RadarOnline reports that Kylie may quit KUWTK. (Try saying that five times rapidly)

"Kris is desperate to keep Kylie on the show," the insider warns.

The show is built on the power of their entire family. Unlike, say, Rob, viewers would miss seeing Kylie.

"And," the source says, Kris "thinks that she is essential to renegotiating" how much they are paid and how much control the family maintains over production and editing.

That is, after all, something that Momager Kris will need to do "after the contracts end."

Kylie Jenner in a Periwinkle Latex Dress

But Kylie's status as the world's most powerful influencer may not be the leverage that Kris is seeking.

"But," the insider notes. "She has a billion dollars already."

Or close enough. Kylie Cosmetics is worth enough to make your eyes bleed, and the value keeps going up every year.

"She doesn’t need the show at all anymore," the source reveals.

That could spell trouble for the family's signature series.

Kylie Jenner and Her Stormi

Kylie hasn't needed the show for a while. But now, she just has other priorities.

"Kylie wants to focus on her baby and her cosmetics line instead," the insider explains.

Reality stardom has reportedly been getting old. Probably because she's been at it for half of her life.

"She hasn’t been into the show in a while," the source reports.

"And," the insider continues. "It just has been really difficult for her to fit it into her already super busy schedule."

Kylie Jenner Shows Of Her Leg Scar and Blonde Hair

If this report is true, it is understandable that Kylie feels this way.

Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, and Kris all signed up for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. They were grown adults. They had a choice.

Kylie was just a kid. This life path has been massively rewarding, but it's not something that she chose for herself.

Kylie Cosmetics, however, is her baby. Stormi, in a much more literal sense, is also her baby.

It would make a lot of sense for her to focus on the things that she really wants in life instead of upon the things that were thrust upon her.

Especially if she doesn't need that reality show paycheck to pay the bills.

Stormi Webster Dances in Kylie Jenner's Arms

But let's look at this from another angle -- and consider whether this report is true.

First of all, Kylie may feel some sense of familial obligation to help keep the show going. She's certainly helped out her family before.

(Well, she helped out Rob before -- he's arguably the only adult in the family who really needs help with anything)

Second of all, we should remember that all of the Kardashian projects are inextricably tied to their respective brands.

That means that their bodies, their social media presence, their products, and their reality television appearances do not exist within a vacuum.

Kylie may fear that abandoning her family's show could eventually cause her company to lose value.

Kylie Jenner Is Wearing a Bikini

There's another huge factor.

Back in July, we learned that Life of Kylie was renewed.

If Kylie is really too fatigued to continue being on a show on which she is part of an ensemble cast, is she really going to keep doing a show on which she is the star?

We're not suggesting that anyone place bets one way or the other, but while Kylie may feel conflicted, we wouldn't be surprised if she sticks with KUWTK.

At least, we don't expect her to jump ship until the show goes even further downhill.

Kim Kardashian to Kourtney Kardashian: You F-cking Disgust Me!

Keeping Up with the Kardashians took Kim and Kourtney to Japan on Sunday night.

And the sisters brought with them many suitcases, changes of outfits... and lots of hard feelings.

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The installment centered on Kim planning a trip to Tokyo to shoot a Yeezy campaign on behalf of her husband's fashion brand.

“I love working with Kanye in that way because he will listen to me on things that are important to me, and I’ll trust him on colors and fabrics,� she said of the endeavor, adding:

"I only have a few days to get 20 looks shot.

"Japan is the campaign - we can’t recreate it. There are dozens of people working on this, so it is a lot of pressure.

"It’s my husband’s collection and I want to make sure that I do a good job and that he likes how everything turns out."

This was the epitome of a First World Problem, but whatever, right?

It was a fair concern for Kim at the time, given the circumstances.

Kim Kardashian in Japan

However, Kim decided to mix the personal with the professional by inviting Khloe and Kourtney along for the vacation.

Why would she do so, considering the tension that has existed between all three siblings throughout Season 15?

Probably because the script called for it, but maybe also to bury the hatchet.

All it took was one evening out, though, for the tension to return -- which is what happens when one sister simply can't handle what her loved one is wearing.

“I can’t even eat dinner because I’m so disgusted with my sisters’ crazy outfits that completely don’t go with my look,� Kim told the camera. “Like, I can’t take it.�

No, really, she could. Not. Even. Take. It.

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"My sisters look so crazy,� Kim continued.

"It’s actually embarrassing. Kourtney with the Japanese-inspired outfit, and Khloé is wearing silver sequins, turquoise eyeshadow, huge chandelier earrings - they’re just like, completely clashing and making my outfit look really bad and they’re ruining everything.

"I need the Yeezy collection to be debuted and not all this crazy distraction in the background."

Seriously, Khloe and Kourtney: How did you not consider the effect your fashion taste would have on Kim's career?!?

Kim didn't keep her feelings to herself, either.

She sat down with her siblings, told them they looked like "f-cking clowns" and continued to berate them as follows:

“I’m not kidding. This is not like, a tourist thing where it’s Halloween, dress up like a f-cking Japanese geisha, unless we’re at a geisha house.

"I just think you’ve got to like, chill. Like, you can be cooler. I’m not telling you guys who to be and what to wear or anything, but I’m telling you who to be and what to wear.

"It could be time for a fashion overhaul, so that you stay young and relevant.�

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At another point, she told Kourtney she looked “like a f-cking grandma, 100 percent.�

After being informed that she doesn't come across as "special" or "innovative," Kourtney at last snapped and replied in a confessional:

“Now I think Kim’s just being rude, and rude to everyone in glam.

"We’re all doing fun looks together and it’s not that serious. I think Kim and I don’t always see eye-to-eye as far of the importance of traveling and living in the moment. …

"I have three children and a full-time job. I don’t have seven stylists.�

Kim defended her actions, saying she didn't have time to "beat around the bush" while on location for a Yeezy campaign, while Kourtney countered that she just wanted to have some "fun."

“Nobody wants to wake up and be criticized from head-to-toe the whole day long,� she sighed, finally lashing out as Kim for real:

“Would you rather me f-cking say your f-cking outfits suck? You’re wearing a puffy vest, you have pink hair and turquoise shoes.

"I didn’t come here to wear leggings that are see-through and show my ass off. Do you know easy it is to a bitch? I could be a bitch all f-cking day if that’s what you want.

"But guess what? It takes a lot more courage to show your feelings than to sit there and be a bitch.�

Kim Kardashian is Looking Great

Okay, fine, Kim relented toward the end of the episode.

She said she takes pride in being "honest," but that the "delivery" of her message may have been off.

But, hey, it was all worthwhile in the end!

“It was a lot of work but we did it, and with how amazing and pretty this city is, this campaign is going to be super dope,� she concluded.

“Kanye is so happy with how the shoot turned out and I feel like it was a really good trip for us overall."

Kris Jenner and Scott Disick: Kim Kardashian Scares the Eff Out of Us!

These days, Scott Disick is keeping an eye on Luka Sabbat and Kourtney Kardashian

On the next Keeping Up With The Kardashians, he's more worried about one of Kourtney's sisters.

He and Kris are bonding over the strangest thing: being afraid to even look at Kim. She scares them.

Scott disick dressed down for dinner

Easily one of the strangest things we've seen recently on Keeping Up With The Kardashians was the tale of Kanye West needing a band-aid.

A grown man demanded that his wife get him a band-aid. She procured multiple bandages, but none of them were the ones he wanted.

Few people would tolerate those kinds of antics from anyone over the age of 9. Kanye is 41 entire years old.

But in this new sneak peek clip from this upcoming episode, it's no longer time for viewers to feel sorry for Kim.

Kris Jenner and Scott Disick are commiserating over how Kim treats them. Should fans fear her, too?

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"When I had my face done, that was really a hard thing for me to go through. And who was there every step of the way? Sheila"

"It just occurred to me, like, she’s wanted to do this for years, but this is just not something she would do." Kris explains.

Kris says: "I want to do this for her and be there for her like she’s always been there for me."

Scott has his concerns, saying: "Even though it’s really a sweet gesture, are you at all nervous that you could offend her in anyway?"

His worry, he explains, is that Sheila will be insulted: "Is it like, ‘Hey, your face looks old?’"

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"Just think about it … If you told me that I needed something done, even if maybe I didn’t, I would definitely go stare and look at whatever that was."

"Kim does that to me 24/7," Kris reveals.

"Kim does that to everybody in the world!" Scott exclaims.

"You know," Scott continues. "She catches every ..."

He wisely cuts off before he says flaw to Kris Jenner. He is sometimes wiser than he appears.

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Kim's hypercritical gaze is enough that members of her own family are reluctant to even interact with her.

"I don't even like looking at Kim," Scott admits.

He explains: "Because sometimes she's like," and his makes his eyes grow large as if he is examining a detail on someone's face.

"It's scary, right?" Kris asks. "She'll stare at us."

Anything that can frighten someone with a constitution like Kris' would send us running for the hills.

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Scott gives a sample of the sort of thing Kim will say to him.

"'Is that a pimple right there?'" he quotes. "And I'm like, 'i-I-I don't know.'"

That does sound like a harrowing experience.

Any good friend will point out if there's something that you can fix right away -- like spinach in your teeth or perhaps a pimple.

This is especially important for people who are constantly on camera. 

You don't want to be embarrassed by a random snap.

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But even reality stars have downtime. No one wants to feel like they are under constant scrutiny for their appearance.

Sometimes, people who are hopelessly consumed with their own looks seem to be unable to resist commenting on other people's.

Maybe it's a compulsion. Maybe they think that they're being helpful.

Clearly, Kim needs to dial it down a few notches with her family.

And we really, truly hope that she does not do this to or even in front of her children.

North, Saint, and Chicago don't need to grow up obsessing over real and perceived flaws.

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Rekap: Kanye West Needs a Band-Aid

Kanye West needs many things in life.

Attention. Professional mental health assistance. A clue.

On Sunday night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, however, the controversial rapper just needed one thing from his wife: a band-aid.

And it led to a pretty big argument.

Kim Kardashian eats

"Last night I was just like not in the best mood and I was just like tired," Kim told Khloe about this tiff early in the installment, explaining:

"I got home and I was like, 'Hey' and then I was like on my computer and then he was like, 'Babe, will you get off your computer, I wanna talk, let's hangout.'"

Kim was trying to meet a deadline and ignored Kanye, but she responded immediately when Saint reminded his mom that it was time for his bath.

Enter immature Kanye...

"I shut the computer and he's like, 'You're gonna go take a bath with him, but I asked to hangout and you wouldn't?'" Kim told Khloe of West's response.

"Maybe just take a bath with Kanye and it will all be better," Khloe quipped.

Kim Kardashian on Keeping

But Kim said the issue went beyond just polishing her man's knob.

She expounded on a recent fight with Kanye, one that centered on him getting a boo-boo and his desire for his wife to fix it.

"We had a fight because I wouldn't get him a Band-Aid," Kim recounted, adding:

"I said, 'Did you look in the proper place, there's a Band-Aid here.' He didn't like that one. So he wanted another one, so there was a Band-Aid there and I put it on him. He didn't like the color of the Band-Aid."

What about one of daughter North Jesus-themed band-aids, which apparently exist?

Nope!

"He was like, 'I've slaved around the world making clothes for you to make sure that you find the best outfit and you let me go out wearing a Jesus Band-Aid,'" Kim said.

"I'm like, so I'm running around to find three f-cking different color Band-Aid's when I have three kids to look after?!"

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Hmm... is there something about a First World Problem we can label this as?

An Ultimate and Ridiculous and Nauseating First World Problem, perhaps?

Khloe simply told Kim that men often needed to be treated like the "first baby" and that, overall, Kanye is someone who requires attention and constant love.

Kim understood and bought some really sexy lingerie for Valentine's Day. Problem solved!

Elsewhere, however, she continued to have problems with sibling Kourtney.

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This time, they centered around Kim taking it upon herself to get involved in Kourtney and Scott Disick's relationship after Disick supposedly texted Kim that he wanted another child.

Since both Scott and Kourtney were seeing other people at that time of this filming, Kim figured the two could just go the IVF route and have a fourth kid together without intercourse.

Easy peasy!

She emailed this brilliant idea to the rest of her loved ones... Kourtney included! By accident!

Kim then tried to bury the email and have it erased from Kourtney's phone, but Kourtney caught on and was understandably furious.

"Honestly, I don't even want to look at her after the whole email situation," the mother of three confessed to her mom and Khloe.

"I don't think she wants to hurt your feelings," Kris responded, trying to play peacemaker. "I think she just communicates differently."

Kourtney didn't appreciate her mom "there are two sides to everything" approach and shot back:

"She did something really malicious, backstabbing and actually evil. Going behind someone's back? It's not okay, it's not something I will accept in my life."

Kim Kardashian... in a Panic?

Despite her anger at both Kris and Kim, Kourtney eventually settled down and spoke to Scott.

Disick revealed that Kim had twisted his words and vowed to Kourtney he "would not go and call up your family" to discuss this topic of children again.

From there,, Kourtney and Kim buried the tension enough to go away on a joint family skiing trip. Hooray!

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Kim Kardashian to Scott Disick: Give Kourtney Some Sperm!

According to a previous report, Kim Kardashian wants her sister to get back together with Scott Disick.

This may or may not be true.

But the former sex tape star says herself in the Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip featured here that she wants at least one thing for Kourtney and Scott:

A BABY!

In this sneak peek, Kim is talking to close pal Larsa Pippen when she says the following:

"So Scott just texts me that he wants to have another baby ... with Kourtney. I think he just wants one more, and she wants one more."

We never actually see this text, of course.

And it seems somewhat ridiculous to believe that Scott would just text this to Kim -- but whatever. Let's go ahead and suspend disbelief for a few moments.

"She definitely wants more kids," Larsa replies. "If they both want to have more kids, why not have them together? Their kids are gorgeous."

"I mean, it's like, Scott has a girlfriend, Kourtney has a boyfriend, we get it," Kim says, referring to Sofia Richie and, at the time this was filmed, Younes Bendjima.

"They don't even have to have sex. It could be IVF."

That's true, we suppose.

If both sides of this former couple simply want a fourth child, there is a way to make that happen without intercourse.

"When I got pregnant with North, I had no idea if Kanye and I were going to end up together," Kim then admits, adding:

"I was like, 'We can break up, but let me just at least have some sperm, so I can have another one, so I could have siblings.'"

This is the first time, we believe, that Kim has said anything of this nature.

In the clip featured on this page, though, she takes things a step beyond one conversation with Pippen.

She gets motivated to really push for this Scott-and-Kourtney-have-another-child plan, evidently sending an email to other members of her family.

But... OOPS! Something goes wrong with it!

What does Kim screw up?

Watch this footage to find out!

Kim kardashian to scott disick give kourtney some sperm

Khloe Kardashian Goes Into Labor After Tristan’s Cheating Scandal Breaks

On the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kylie Jenner gave birth. It took more than seven months for that to air.

Viewers knew that it was only a matter of time before the show reached Khloe and her much more controversial childbirth.

In this preview video, you can see Kim, Khloe, and the rest of her family react as Khloe goes into labor ... and Tristan's cheating scandal is exposed.

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In the Keeping Up With The Kardashians preview teaser video that we have for you, the show teases what remains to be seen on this season.

When it really becomes interesting is when, very clearly, the story of Tristan Thompson's cheating scandal breaks.

"They have another video of him," Kim can be heard saying into her phone.

She is clearly referring to Tristan Thompson and the evidence of him being with other women during Khloe's pregnancy.

"Unfollowed, I hate him," Kim announces in another part of the clip. "Sorry, not sorry."

Khloe kardashian goes into labor

Kim's reaction was one thing, but what everyone wants to see is how Khloe responded to the news that her love and baby daddy is a no-good dirty cheater.

As we all know, it was a matter of hours after that scandal broke that Khloe went into labor with baby True.

"The things I can control, I have to be able to control," Khloe can be heard saying.

That is a fairly grounded response to such explosive news -- though of course we can imagine that some responses may have been edited out.

Khloe does, after all, have veto power over footage from the show.

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She gets an ultrasound while very pregnant, and also is shown going into labor while her family races to get to where she is in Cleveland.

"I hope everyone gets here in time," Khloe says.

You can also see a van full of her family members racing towards her.

As widely reported as Tristan's scandal was and True's birth was, we never really got a behind-the-scenes look or Khloe's reaction immediately afterwards.

We hope that, despite Khloe's editorial powers, we get to see her raw reaction. Fans are curious. It's human nature.

We'll definitely get to see at least some of the responses, from anger to disbelief, of Khloe's extended family. We wonder what Tristan will think.

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Arguably the second-most-interesting storyline in this teaser is Kim using her platform for civil rights advocacy.

The story of a woman using her fame and beauty to influence a terrible old orange man to pardon a grandmother is definitely compelling.

Speaking of Trump, Kim also addresses Kanye West's worrisome bad behavior and outlandish statements.

In this case, it looks like fans can expect to see more or less the same sentiments that she has expressed publicly.

She believes that Kanye's apparently uncontrolled, no-filter declarations about Trump and "dragon energy" aren't signs of mental illness.

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Kim may be right. If she is, Kanye isn't mentally troubled -- he may just be a bad person.

And it is of course unfair to malign the mentally ill, many of whom are good people, by confusing bad behavior with mental health.

Viewers will also get to see things like Kendall, who is famously anxious, try skydiving for the first time. Also, Kris falls down playing baseball.

Honestly? That could all be entertaining, but it's just filler.

Khloe's heartbreak, Kim's activism, and Kanye's nonsense look like the real meat of the rest of the season.

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Rekap: Pregnancy is SO Easy!

Breaking news:

Kylie Jenner has given birth!

We repeat: Kylie Jenner has given birth!

It Is Stormi!

What? You knew this already?

It happened way back in February, causing Sunday night's brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians to feel very dated and anti-climactic?

Oh.

Nevertheless, the latest installment of this bizarrely popular E! reality series focused almost entirely on Kylie's pregnancy and labor.

Early on, Kim joked with Kylie that her expecting state has been the best-kept secret of our generation," despite literally every website on the Internet writing about it for weeks at the time.

"Your friends deserve awards," Kim told her sibling, adding that she was never able to keep her pregnancies quiet and saying of Jenner's close friends.

"Seriously, because now you know you have some real ones.�

Later, while working out with her personal trainer, Kim was stunned when Kourtney Kardashian walked in and delivered the news that Kylie was in labor. 

Kim noted that Kylie had asked Khloe to be in the delivery room, at Kim's behest, while the family later gabbed once again about the secrecy of this birth (Kim: "Can you believe Kylie got out of the hospital with not one report? Now Caitlyn can never say we have big mouths and we leak everything.") -- along how amazing and how easy it all was.

“It was such a positive experience. …  She would go, ‘I’m not feeling any pain,'� Kris Jenner explained of her youngest child. "She was so calm.�

Oh, Kris also said she pulled Stormi out of Kylie's vagina.

"Ewww," Kim replied upon hearing this news.

Kris Talks

"Kylie's always wanted to be a mom so this is really exciting for her," Kim told the camera, saying of why the young star didn't make any official statement until after she gave birth:

"She just didn't want anyone changing her happy moment and her happy pregnancy, so I'm really proud of her that she stuck to her guns and was able to tell her story her way."

We believe her.

It definitely didn't have anything to do with Kylie's shock and shame over getting impregnated at age 20 by a guy she had only been dating a few months.

"I can already tell that Kylie is gonna be the most amazing mom and is so in love with her baby," Kris added, as the relatives laid it on as thick as humanly possible.

Kim Kardashian Kicks Back

Eventually, Kylie showed up for dinner, Stormi wrapped up tightly at her bosom while making her television debut.

"Now that it's all said and done, what is your real take on pregnancy?" Kim asked her sister.

"I liked it. I miss it," Kylie said ridiculously with a shrug. "I had like, the easiest pregnancy."

What did she miss about it? What did she like about it?

"You never feel alone and like I was really sad to not be pregnant anymore," Kylie expounded.

Kylie Jenner Carrying Stormi Webster

With Chicago Westin the picture on the show, all that remains is for Khloe to give birth and complete the trifecta.

"Khloe, I'm just so excited for you," Kylie said. "I can't wait."

"Chicago was like the new girl in town for like a day," Kim quipped.

"Stormi's got three months, maybe as the new girl," Kourtney said.

NOTE: We made some fun of Kylie and company here because the news is just so old and the glee with which she talked about labor was a tad bit nauseating and absurd.

But we really are happy for Jenner.

SECOND NOTE: The episode also included a memorial to the late family dog Gabbana.

And we'll never make fun of anyone for mourning the loss of a pet.

Khloe, who had taken Gabbana into her home after Kris and Caitlyn’s divorce, eulogized the canine in a testimonial, saying:

“It’s so crazy to me that a dog can touch your life the way Gabbana’s touched my life. … I could always hear her in my home and now I hear silence.�

May she rest in peace.

Kris Jenner: I Delivered Stormi Webster!

Kris Jenner is a mother. 

A manager.

A reality star.

And... and an Obstetrician/Gynecologist?!?

Apparently so, according to this new clip from Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

In a 42-second sneak peek at Sunday's new installment, Kris is sitting on a sofa and talking to daughters Kim and Kourtney.

The subject at hand? Kylie Jenner and her first-ever birth, as this episode was apparently filmed way back in February.

Kris tells her two oldest children that Kylie handled her labor like a pro, scarcely experiencing any pain, even as her contractions grew worse and Stormi Webster grew closer to arrival.

"She did really, really well,” explains Kris in this clip, adding:

“She just kept saying: ‘I just don’t feel any pain.’ You’d see these contractions like crazy and she would go: ‘I just am not feeling it.’ I’m like, ‘This is really weird!'"

Labeling Kylie as a "trooper," Kris continued:

"She really was. She was so calm. It was really exciting. I delivered the baby! I delivered her. I pulled her out."

This, of course, was Kylie's first child and she had her with Travis Scott and...

WAIT! WHAT?

Kris Jenner pulled Stormi out of Kylie's vagina?!?

Yes, she confirms, to which Kim sort of recoils, while Kourtney sounds pretty relaxed about the whole thing.

Elsewhere on this installment of the popular reality series, Kourtney will sound far less relaxed when she brings up her mother's affair...

... to her mother!

Watch that sneak peek here:

And then click PLAY on this page to hear Kris talk about her unexpected role in Kylie's delivery room.

Do you find it sort of cool that a mother did this... or sort of gross?

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Kourtney Kardashian Throws Affair in Kris Jenner’s Face

A shot has been fired by Kourtney Kardashian.

An explosive, personal, unexpected shot against her mother, that is.

In the clip featured here from Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe tries to play mediator between Kris Jenner and her oldest daughter.

It's not really clear what has brought these three family members into the living room and what has caused them to arrive at the topic at hand...

... but the conversation immediately turned to men, romances and extramarital affairs!

"For some reason, you do not give mom the benefit of the doubt, ever, from your childhood and it's really unfair," Khloe randomly says, pulling out the name of Kris' long-ago lover and adding:

"You only remember with Todd, or this or that."

(Todd, you may or may not recall, would be Todd Waterman, a man with whom Jenner has admitted sleeping in 1989 while married to Robert Kardashian Sr.)

"I don't sit there and dwell about Todd," says a shocked Kourtney, priort o Kris telling her that she has "her own Todd right now."

Ouch, Kourtney replies. Also: WTH?!?

"No, I actually don't. I'm actually not married and I'm not having an affair," Kourtney claps back, presumably talking about then-boyfriend Younes Bendjima based on the timeline of when this episode was likely filmed.

"You can't compare one to the other, it's absolutely not true," she adds.

The sneak peek concludes with Khloe telling her sister:

"Sometimes our memories get a little warped by our age, but don't be so hard on your mom."

Jenner opened up about cheating on Kardashian Sr. in her 2011 memoir, Kris Jenner…And All Things Kardashian.

In 1989, she had an affair Waterman, an elicit act that prompted the divorce.

In an interview with Fox News Channel’s OBJECTified this summer, Kris confessed the affair was “nothing I’m proud of.”

“When I look back on it now, probably one of my biggest regrets in my life is that that marriage fell apart,” she said on this program.

Check out this clip to see her discuss it once again.

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 16: First, Surprising Look!

We still have a long way to go on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 15, have no worries.

We still have many more fake sibling fights to get through and many more very dumb pranks to pull and numerous scripted lines for the women to read aloud for the camera.

Your favorite Sunday night program isn't going anywhere for a little while.

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But Khloe Kardashian has given fans an unexpected look way ahead, previewing Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 16 on Instagram.

Will it focus on Tristan Thompson's multitude of affairs?

Will we see Khloe give birth?

Will we learn more about little Chicago West or Stormi Webster or Kourtney Kardashian dating an actual 20-year old?

We don't know.

Khloe didn't provide much legitimate insight into upcoming episodes.

She did, however, share two photos with the caption "Season 16," both of which feature the reality star looking very made up and posing for some kind of photo shoot.

Here's the first:

Khloe on Season 16

Back on August 20, sister Kim Kardashian posted a photo of herself signing a picture of herself (naturally) and included with it a captio that read:

We start filming Season 16 of KUWTK next week. Woke up feeling forever grateful!

Chances are that the new season will air toward the end of the year, as E! typically runs a summer set of episodes and then a winter set of episodes.

All are filmed FAR in advance of airing, however, creating a bit of confusion for viewers who follow each cast member on social media and are therefore current on everyone's lives.

So it's a little strange, for instance, to see an installment centered around Kylie Jenner's pregnancy...

... when we're all well aware that she gave birth on February 1 and have seen an endless array of baby photos ever since.

Anyway. This is the second image Khloe shared as a Season 16 tease.

Khloe looks a bit different than usual, doesn't she?

Khloe Kardashian Insta Tease

If filming really started toward the end of August, this means we'll see plenty of her dealing with the fallout of Tristan cheating.

We'll also see Kourtney splitting from her own cheater, Younes Bendjima.

Kendall will be off modeling and Kylie will be off parenting, while Kim will be pondering a move to Chicago.

The city, we mean, not anything related to her daughter. 

E! is yet to announce a premiere date for Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 16, but we'll pass it along as soon we as know it.

In the meantime, you can ask yourself this question:

WHY DO YOU WATCH THIS SHOW?!?

Kim and Khloe Kardashian Play the "Kylie Pregnancy Game"

Kim Kardashian apparently does not read The Hollywood Gossip.

It provides us with some solace, however, to at least realize that she doesn't read the Internet at all.

That's our main takeaway from this sneak peek at this Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode, as Kim confides with Khloe early on about the major secret everyone in the family has been tasked with... well... keeping.

This secret is that Kylie Jenner is pregnant with Travis Scott's baby.

“The funnest game ever is the Kylie pregnancy game, just to see what people think,” says Kim to her sister. “Like, there were pictures of her out on TMZ and she looked so skinny.”

“I know, ’cause it’s the angle,” replied Khloe. “They got her from face-on. But if they got a side shot, it would have been over for her.”

Yes, game over.

The implication here is that no one outside of Kylie's very close circle is aware that she's expecting...

... even though pretty much EVERYone was aware that Kylie was expecting.

We helped break this news back in September, and we're pretty sure these Season 15 episodes were filmed in November or December.

(Remember the fight Kim and Khloe got into with Kourtney about her not showing up for the Christmas card shoot?)

Still, the family evidently believes that anyone outside of, like, Calabasas is clueless simply because Kylie herself had not confirmed her pregnancy at the time of filming.

Later in this clip, Kim tells Jenner that her expecting state “has been the best-kept secret of our generation," which is just an amazing quote.

“I’m not trying to keep it secret,” Jenner says. “I’m really doing this for myself.”

(Editor's Note: You were, by definition, keeping it a secret. The basis for said secret-keeping wasn't really the question here.)

“Your friends deserve awards. Like, seriously,” Kim responds. “Now you know you have some real ones. That wouldn’t have happened in my day.”

Jenner never actually addresses her situation until AFTER she gave birth, finally saying once Stormi Webster entered the world:

I’m sorry for keeping you in the dark through all the assumptions.

I understand you’re used to me bringing you along on all my journeys. My pregnancy was one I chose not to do in front of the world.

I knew for myself I needed to prepare for this role of a lifetime in the most positive, stress free, and healthy way I knew how.

There was no gotcha moment, no big paid reveal I had planned.

I knew my baby would feel every stress and every emotion so I chose to do it this way for my little life and our happiness.

Kim kardashian and khloe kardashian play the kylie pregnancy gam

Kim and Khloe Kardashian Play the "Kylie Pregnancy Game"

Kim Kardashian apparently does not read The Hollywood Gossip.

It provides us with some solace, however, to at least realize that she doesn't read the Internet at all.

That's our main takeaway from this sneak peek at this Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode, as Kim confides with Khloe early on about the major secret everyone in the family has been tasked with... well... keeping.

This secret is that Kylie Jenner is pregnant with Travis Scott's baby.

“The funnest game ever is the Kylie pregnancy game, just to see what people think,” says Kim to her sister. “Like, there were pictures of her out on TMZ and she looked so skinny.”

“I know, ’cause it’s the angle,” replied Khloe. “They got her from face-on. But if they got a side shot, it would have been over for her.”

Yes, game over.

The implication here is that no one outside of Kylie's very close circle is aware that she's expecting...

... even though pretty much EVERYone was aware that Kylie was expecting.

We helped break this news back in September, and we're pretty sure these Season 15 episodes were filmed in November or December.

(Remember the fight Kim and Khloe got into with Kourtney about her not showing up for the Christmas card shoot?)

Still, the family evidently believes that anyone outside of, like, Calabasas is clueless simply because Kylie herself had not confirmed her pregnancy at the time of filming.

Later in this clip, Kim tells Jenner that her expecting state “has been the best-kept secret of our generation," which is just an amazing quote.

“I’m not trying to keep it secret,” Jenner says. “I’m really doing this for myself.”

(Editor's Note: You were, by definition, keeping it a secret. The basis for said secret-keeping wasn't really the question here.)

“Your friends deserve awards. Like, seriously,” Kim responds. “Now you know you have some real ones. That wouldn’t have happened in my day.”

Jenner never actually addresses her situation until AFTER she gave birth, finally saying once Stormi Webster entered the world:

I’m sorry for keeping you in the dark through all the assumptions.

I understand you’re used to me bringing you along on all my journeys. My pregnancy was one I chose not to do in front of the world.

I knew for myself I needed to prepare for this role of a lifetime in the most positive, stress free, and healthy way I knew how.

There was no gotcha moment, no big paid reveal I had planned.

I knew my baby would feel every stress and every emotion so I chose to do it this way for my little life and our happiness.

Kim kardashian and khloe kardashian play the kylie pregnancy gam

Kourtney Kardashian Pulls Dumbest Prank Ever on Confused Sister

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold.

For Kourtney Kardashian, however, it's apparently a dish best served... in a very confusing and harmless manner.

Allow us to explain:

As previously depicted in THIS CLIP from Sunday's new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim will attend one of her sister's workout dance classes...

... only to sort of ruin the entire thing by not actually participating.

"I'm like a notorious non-dancer," Kim says in the sneak peek linked to above. "Like, it's a thing."

Okay, fine. Cool. Fair enough.

But this attitude and this non-action upset Kourtney to the point where she subsequently sets up a prank to get back at her annoying sibling.

Except we're not sure how the event featured in this video really serves as a prank.

This latest sneak peek gives us a look at Kim taking a stroll with Khloe.

But she's then taken aback when a group of people start dancing in The Grove to "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls. Oh, yes, it was a flash mob!

"What the f-ck is going on?" Kim asks, as the camera pans to Kourtney and Malika Haqq being a part of the dancing mob.

(NOTE: The best part of this clip, by far, is Kim holding an ice cone as a prop throughout. She never takes a bite. Because there's no way Kim Kardashian eats ice cream.)

From there, the music ends and the flash mob goes away and Kim enters a store to laugh and embrace Haqq.

And that's it.

Kourtney laughs at her sister in a confessional, acting as if she really got her good with this prank.

But we're simply left to ask and wonder: How the heck was this any sort of vengement prank?!?

Kim just stood around and watched a bunch of people dance.

You sure nailed her, Kourt!

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