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Sofia Richie: I Wish Kourtney Kardashian Would Just Go Away!

Love triangles are always difficult, but the whole situation gets even more complicated when two of the participants are pushing 40, and the third isn't even old enough to drink.

That's the lesson Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are learning the hard way these days, as Sofia Richie is apparently causing major problems for their co-parenting relationship.

Kourtney Kardashian, Sofia Richie, Scott Disick Split

The issue, it seems, is that Scott and Kourtney continue to spend time together, as people who have three kids together are wont to do.

And apparently, that doesn't sit well with Sofia.

Reports that Sofia is jealous of Kourtney have been circulating for months, but it seems the model has recently become full-on obsessed with the possibility that the mother of three will attempt to win back her baby daddy.

Sofia Richie and Scott Disick Look Sad

“Sofia is beginning to fight feelings of jealousy as Scott and Kourtney continue to spend more time together,� a source tells Hollywood Life.

“Sofia did her best to be cool with Scott’s relationship with Kourtney for a while," the insider adds.

"She wanted to be the cool girlfriend, which was easier to do when Kourt had a boyfriend.

Scott Holds Sofia

"But now that Kourtney is single and dating again, Sofia struggles with the time Kourtney spends alone with Scott and the kids.�

Also not helping matters is the latest round of rumors that Kourtney is looking to bang Scott for old times' sake.

“Scott is looking really good lately and it stings when Sofia wants to see her sexy man him but can’t because he is busy with Kourtney,� the insider dishes.

Kourtney Kardashian in Purple

“Sofia supports Scott being a great dad, she just wishes Kourtney wasn’t around him as often.�

So she wants Scott to be a great dad who has no relationship with the mother of his children?

Did we mention Sofia might be a bit young to cope with the complexities of her current romantic situation?

The insider goes on to say that Sofia  “does not believe� Scott is over Kourtney “at all.�

Scott and Sofia Get Wet

“She sees the way Kourtney still looks at Scott with love," the source adds.

"Sofia does not want to lose Scott back to Kourtney. It would break her heart.�

Despite appearances to the contrary, we're pretty sure Sofia can rest easy.

It's unclear if Kourtney is really dating Luka Sabbat, but it's 100 percent clear that she can do much, much better than Scott.

Kourtney Kardashian: Scott Disick Is Hot Again & I Want Him Back

You don't know what you've got until it's gone; the grass is always greener; the alcoholic baby daddy suddenly looks bangable again now that he's hooking up with a model who's half your age ...

We've all heard the cliches before.

Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian Split - KUWTK

(Okay, so that last one might not be in widespread use ... yet.)

But apparently, Kourtney Kardashian is learning the hard way this week that sometimes popular expressions catch on because they're just so damn true.

As you may have heard, Kourt's ex, Scott Disick, is dating Sofia Richie, and against all odds, it looks as though the relationship has gotten very serious.

Sofia Richie and Scott Disick Look Sad

Scott and Sofia recently celebrated a full year as an official couple, and given the skeeviness of a mid-thirties father of three banging a teenager, they were probably dating for a while before they decided to go public.

At first, Kourtney seemed pretty chill about the situation, but they may have been a result of her now-defunct relationship with Younes Bendjima.

These days, however, Kourtney is semi-single.

Kourtney Kardashian in Chicago

She may or may not be dating Luka Sabbat, but whatever the case, it seems Kourt remains hung up on Scott.

“Kourtney is impressed with how much hotter Scott is looking again these days,� a source close to the reality star tells Hollywood Life. 

“He’s taking good care of himself, he’s looking younger and more like the old Scott she first fell in love with."

Yes, it sounds like Kourt's looking for some casual ex sex.

Kourtney Kardashian in Purple

However, that doesn't mean she's looking to take Scott back on a full-time basis.

"But as much as she can get nostalgic at times she’s not talking about taking him back," the insider claims.

"She swears she’s not interested in going there at all.�

As for Kourt's relationship with Sofia -- the insider says there isn't one:

Scott Holds Sofia

“Kourtney is definitely not prepared to build a friendship with Sofia at this point,� says the tipster.

“She is still adjusting to the idea that Sofia spends time with her kids and that has been hard for her to accept at times.�

And it seems Sofia is equally uncomfortable about the situation:

“Sofia knew exactly what she was getting into when she started dating Scott," says the source.

Kourtney Kardashian: I'm Sad

"She understands that Scott had another life, and a family, before they started dating ... Sofia is very confident in her relationship with Scott and realizes his kids come first."

Sounds awkward, but this is the best scenario Scott could hope for.

If Kourtney and Sofia ever got together and started talking, it probably wouldn't be long before they both realized they can do way better than Scott Disick.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: Welcome… Alex Rodriguez?!?

As evidenced by the Kim Kardashian sex tape, at least one cast member on Keeping Up with the Kardashians knows a thing or two about how to handle a rod.

This was relevant on Sunday night because former Major League Baseball superstar Alex Rodriguez, often referred to by the nickname "A. Rod," made an unexpected cameo on the popular reality series.

Can't say we saw that coming.

Alex Rodriguez on E!

Also the boyfriend of Jennifer Lopez, Rodriguez was on hand to help the ladies with their baseball skills in anticipation of a charity game that was held to raise money for the Watts Community Center.

This is an interest in which Kris Jenner has often decided to devote her time and interest.

The big and very poorly-played game pitted the Kardashian family -- including Kim, Kourtney, a then-pregnant Khloe, Kris and Kendall -- against family pal Tito Jackson and his loved ones.

The Kardashians called themselves the Calabasas Peaches due to the movie A League of Their Own... and they were very much in a league of their own terriblenesss.

"The Jacksons have to go down," Rodriguez said in an attempt to coach the women up, adding:

"Dear God, let us all play like New York Yankees."

Kim at bat

(Editor's Note: The Yankees just lost a playoff game by a score of 16-1 and a series to their hated rival, the Boston Red Sox, so perhaps playing like the most recent version of the Bronx Bombers was not a great idea.)

Editor's Note 2: A. Rod is a giant tool.)

In the end, the Jacksons thrashed the Kardashians, with Kim going down on strikes faster than she went down on Ray J in the aforementioned sex tape.

"We should just hand over the check now because we suck," she later said.

Still, the game raised $15,000 for a charity that helps underprivileged kids.'

kourt with a glove

"I can’t wait to celebrate all the hard work that was put into the community center,’ said Kris as the family toured the kitchen, sports facilities and computer center at the facility.

Elsewhere, Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian played a pretty dumb prank on Kris by pretending that a talented artist named Art Vandelay had made some paintings.

They then dropped these paintings off at Jenner's house and watched as she wandered around her house, wondering where to hang them.

So much for her so-called expertise in the world of expensive art, right?!?

Disick and Kardashian were intent on embarrassing their snobby loved one, but soon realized they had maybe gone too far.

"We have to break it to her that we’re completely lying…and basically giving her fraudulent paintings," Disick noted in a confessional.

evil scott

Over dinner at Nobu that evening, they allowed Kris to schmooze with the fake artist before they dropped the bombshell that she had been had.

"What? No!" Kris yelled upon learning that the paintings had been created by Khloe in her garage.

"You are pieces of sh-t…you had me this time!" Jenner boomed.

Finally, because the writers are truly out of storyline material, Kourtney ordered a DNA test.

"Oh my God I’m Middle Eastern and North African!’ said Kourtney, who was also "4.5 percent French."

dna results

"I’m so white," complained Kendall, while Khloe added:

"I’m 41.5 percent Middle Eastern."

Fascinating, right?

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Kim Kardashian to Kourtney Kardashian: You F-cking Disgust Me!

Keeping Up with the Kardashians took Kim and Kourtney to Japan on Sunday night.

And the sisters brought with them many suitcases, changes of outfits... and lots of hard feelings.

in japan

The installment centered on Kim planning a trip to Tokyo to shoot a Yeezy campaign on behalf of her husband's fashion brand.

“I love working with Kanye in that way because he will listen to me on things that are important to me, and I’ll trust him on colors and fabrics,� she said of the endeavor, adding:

"I only have a few days to get 20 looks shot.

"Japan is the campaign - we can’t recreate it. There are dozens of people working on this, so it is a lot of pressure.

"It’s my husband’s collection and I want to make sure that I do a good job and that he likes how everything turns out."

This was the epitome of a First World Problem, but whatever, right?

It was a fair concern for Kim at the time, given the circumstances.

Kim Kardashian in Japan

However, Kim decided to mix the personal with the professional by inviting Khloe and Kourtney along for the vacation.

Why would she do so, considering the tension that has existed between all three siblings throughout Season 15?

Probably because the script called for it, but maybe also to bury the hatchet.

All it took was one evening out, though, for the tension to return -- which is what happens when one sister simply can't handle what her loved one is wearing.

“I can’t even eat dinner because I’m so disgusted with my sisters’ crazy outfits that completely don’t go with my look,� Kim told the camera. “Like, I can’t take it.�

No, really, she could. Not. Even. Take. It.

Angry at Kim

"My sisters look so crazy,� Kim continued.

"It’s actually embarrassing. Kourtney with the Japanese-inspired outfit, and Khloé is wearing silver sequins, turquoise eyeshadow, huge chandelier earrings - they’re just like, completely clashing and making my outfit look really bad and they’re ruining everything.

"I need the Yeezy collection to be debuted and not all this crazy distraction in the background."

Seriously, Khloe and Kourtney: How did you not consider the effect your fashion taste would have on Kim's career?!?

Kim didn't keep her feelings to herself, either.

She sat down with her siblings, told them they looked like "f-cking clowns" and continued to berate them as follows:

“I’m not kidding. This is not like, a tourist thing where it’s Halloween, dress up like a f-cking Japanese geisha, unless we’re at a geisha house.

"I just think you’ve got to like, chill. Like, you can be cooler. I’m not telling you guys who to be and what to wear or anything, but I’m telling you who to be and what to wear.

"It could be time for a fashion overhaul, so that you stay young and relevant.�

pink kim

At another point, she told Kourtney she looked “like a f-cking grandma, 100 percent.�

After being informed that she doesn't come across as "special" or "innovative," Kourtney at last snapped and replied in a confessional:

“Now I think Kim’s just being rude, and rude to everyone in glam.

"We’re all doing fun looks together and it’s not that serious. I think Kim and I don’t always see eye-to-eye as far of the importance of traveling and living in the moment. …

"I have three children and a full-time job. I don’t have seven stylists.�

Kim defended her actions, saying she didn't have time to "beat around the bush" while on location for a Yeezy campaign, while Kourtney countered that she just wanted to have some "fun."

“Nobody wants to wake up and be criticized from head-to-toe the whole day long,� she sighed, finally lashing out as Kim for real:

“Would you rather me f-cking say your f-cking outfits suck? You’re wearing a puffy vest, you have pink hair and turquoise shoes.

"I didn’t come here to wear leggings that are see-through and show my ass off. Do you know easy it is to a bitch? I could be a bitch all f-cking day if that’s what you want.

"But guess what? It takes a lot more courage to show your feelings than to sit there and be a bitch.�

Kim Kardashian is Looking Great

Okay, fine, Kim relented toward the end of the episode.

She said she takes pride in being "honest," but that the "delivery" of her message may have been off.

But, hey, it was all worthwhile in the end!

“It was a lot of work but we did it, and with how amazing and pretty this city is, this campaign is going to be super dope,� she concluded.

“Kanye is so happy with how the shoot turned out and I feel like it was a really good trip for us overall."

Scott Disick to Kourtney Kardashian & Luka Sabbat: I’m Watching You Two!

Against all odds, Scott Disick is still dating Sofia Richie.

So you'd think the Lord would be done obsessing over his baby mama, Kourtney Kardashian, and would instead be focused on his cradle-robbing relationship.

Scott Disick in Yellow

But as he's shown us time and again, Scott is capable of being creepy in more ways than one.

As you may have heard Kourtney is dating Luka Sabbat these days, which means that she and Scott are both banging 20-year-olds.

It's a weird situation, no doubt, but it's not like Scott is in a position to judge.

Scott, Kourtney, Luka

Nevertheless, it seems he's keeping a close eye on Kourt and her new man to make sure everything is on the up-and-up.

“Scott is monitoring it all because if it gets serious, then that means Luka gets closer to the kids,� a source close to Scott tells told Hollywood Life.

“He wants to make sure he isn’t a jerk because the last thing Scott wants is Luka to be a bad father figure. He wants to make sure Luka’s intentions are pure.�

Luka Sabbat

Once you get past the hilarity of Scott freakin' Disick judging another person's moral character, you can kind of see how this makes sense.

Yes, Scott is still is dating a woman who cannot yet legally drink.

(Which is probably the best thing that's ever happened to his liver, to be honest.)

Scott Holds Sofia

But to his credit, he waited a long time before introducing Sofia to his kids.

Now, apparently, he wants to make sure that Kourtney does the same.

Obviously, there's nothing new about Kourt getting involved with significantly younger dudes.

Luka Sabbat and Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney dated Younes Bendjima for several months, and Scott reportedly wasn't thrilled with that relationship either.

This time around, he's even more concerned, as it's looking like this is no mere fling.

Sources say Kourtney and Luka are already getting serious.

Luka Sabbat Image

And since Kourt's kids are the most important thing in her life, it stands to reason that she's itching to introduce them to her new man.

Disick is reportedly imploring her to hold off for a while.

And we can't believe we're about to say this, but we're actually on Scott's side on this one.

Kourtney Kardashian to Fat-Shaming Fans: I’ll Eat Whatever I Want!

If you're a fan of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, you may have noticed that Kim and her sisters spend a surprising amount of time eating.

We don't mean to say they take in more food than your average person -- in fact, they probably consume far fewer calories than most of us.

Kardashian Sisters

But the Kards almost certainly avoid carbs the way most of us try to steer clear of IRS audits or people who retweet themselves.

Combine that with the fact that they probably also stick to low-fat diets and it's easy why they would need to munch on salads all day in order to keep from feeling like they're wasting away.

Now, you might be thinking that we've spent far too much time obsessing over the food intake of a bunch reality stars and Instagram influencers -- and you would be right.

Kourtney Kardashian in Chicago

But we swear we're going somewhere with all of this.

Apparently, KUWTK viewers were appalled by the amount of time Kourtney Kardashian spent eating during Sunday night's episode.

The situation was so bad that Kourt felt the need to defend herself on Twitter.

“I swear I just read 100 comments about me eating on tonight’s episode and some of you are very offended. Let me live,� the mother of three tweeted.

Kourtney Kardashian in Purple

A source who spoke with People magazine claims that the idea of anyone shaming Kourtney for the amount she eats is absurd, as the 39-year-old is a known fitness fanatic.

“She works out and eats in order to try to stay around 100 lbs.,� the insider says, adding that Kourt's problem is not with losing weight but with keeping it on.

“Yes, she eats very healthy but she wants her body to be healthy and not underweight or malnourished.�

Kourtney Kardashian in Capri

The source adds that Kourtney's “body type is very different from her sisters’" and it sometimes requires her to spend a large part of her day eating in order to maintain a healthy weight.

Kourtney even went so far as to outline her diet regimen, noting that she begins each day by taking a collagen supplement and always avoids refined sugars.

That's all well and good, and Kourt deserves credit for taking care of herself, but we would have respected her more if she had just flipped off the haters and reminded everyone that it's her body and she can do whatever the hell she wants with it.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Rekap: Kanye West Needs a Band-Aid

Kanye West needs many things in life.

Attention. Professional mental health assistance. A clue.

On Sunday night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, however, the controversial rapper just needed one thing from his wife: a band-aid.

And it led to a pretty big argument.

Kim Kardashian eats

"Last night I was just like not in the best mood and I was just like tired," Kim told Khloe about this tiff early in the installment, explaining:

"I got home and I was like, 'Hey' and then I was like on my computer and then he was like, 'Babe, will you get off your computer, I wanna talk, let's hangout.'"

Kim was trying to meet a deadline and ignored Kanye, but she responded immediately when Saint reminded his mom that it was time for his bath.

Enter immature Kanye...

"I shut the computer and he's like, 'You're gonna go take a bath with him, but I asked to hangout and you wouldn't?'" Kim told Khloe of West's response.

"Maybe just take a bath with Kanye and it will all be better," Khloe quipped.

Kim Kardashian on Keeping

But Kim said the issue went beyond just polishing her man's knob.

She expounded on a recent fight with Kanye, one that centered on him getting a boo-boo and his desire for his wife to fix it.

"We had a fight because I wouldn't get him a Band-Aid," Kim recounted, adding:

"I said, 'Did you look in the proper place, there's a Band-Aid here.' He didn't like that one. So he wanted another one, so there was a Band-Aid there and I put it on him. He didn't like the color of the Band-Aid."

What about one of daughter North Jesus-themed band-aids, which apparently exist?


"He was like, 'I've slaved around the world making clothes for you to make sure that you find the best outfit and you let me go out wearing a Jesus Band-Aid,'" Kim said.

"I'm like, so I'm running around to find three f-cking different color Band-Aid's when I have three kids to look after?!"


Hmm... is there something about a First World Problem we can label this as?

An Ultimate and Ridiculous and Nauseating First World Problem, perhaps?

Khloe simply told Kim that men often needed to be treated like the "first baby" and that, overall, Kanye is someone who requires attention and constant love.

Kim understood and bought some really sexy lingerie for Valentine's Day. Problem solved!

Elsewhere, however, she continued to have problems with sibling Kourtney.

annoyed Kourtney

This time, they centered around Kim taking it upon herself to get involved in Kourtney and Scott Disick's relationship after Disick supposedly texted Kim that he wanted another child.

Since both Scott and Kourtney were seeing other people at that time of this filming, Kim figured the two could just go the IVF route and have a fourth kid together without intercourse.

Easy peasy!

She emailed this brilliant idea to the rest of her loved ones... Kourtney included! By accident!

Kim then tried to bury the email and have it erased from Kourtney's phone, but Kourtney caught on and was understandably furious.

"Honestly, I don't even want to look at her after the whole email situation," the mother of three confessed to her mom and Khloe.

"I don't think she wants to hurt your feelings," Kris responded, trying to play peacemaker. "I think she just communicates differently."

Kourtney didn't appreciate her mom "there are two sides to everything" approach and shot back:

"She did something really malicious, backstabbing and actually evil. Going behind someone's back? It's not okay, it's not something I will accept in my life."

Kim Kardashian... in a Panic?

Despite her anger at both Kris and Kim, Kourtney eventually settled down and spoke to Scott.

Disick revealed that Kim had twisted his words and vowed to Kourtney he "would not go and call up your family" to discuss this topic of children again.

From there,, Kourtney and Kim buried the tension enough to go away on a joint family skiing trip. Hooray!

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Luka Sabbat: Causing MAJOR Jealousy Between Kourtney and Kendall?!

Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner may be the hottest in their family, but they have something else in common.

That something is threatening to tear the two of them apart with jealousy.

And his name is Luka Sabbat.

Kourtney Kardashian With Luka Sabbat

A source revealed to InTouch Weekly magazine that Kendall and Kourtney are in konflict.

"It's all because of Kourtney's latest boy toy," the insider announces.

"Luka<' the source shares. "Was into Kendall first."

(Well, so were a lot of people)

The insider explains that this is something "which Kourtney knew, but she just swooped right in anyway."

Kendall Jenner and Luka Sabbat

"That's caused some serious jealousy issues between the sisters," the source explains.

Sometimes friends or loved ones are happy to share a guy, but the Kardashians and Jenners are a little too traditional for that.

In the insider's view, Kendall and Luka are a "way better match" than Kourtney and Luka.

There are a lot of reasons for that -- the lesser age difference, the fact that both are models, the fact that Kourt is a mom.

The source predicts that "Kourtney will move on from Luka in no time."

Luka Sabbat Image

Kourtney's rumored boy toy is only 20 years old.

In contrast, Kourtney herself is just months away from turning 40.

We're not saying that Kourtney is "too old."

If they really are dating, this is just two consenting adults doing consensual adult things.

But you can imagine that some are surprised to see a mother-of-three dating a guy who isn't old enough to drink.

Kourtney Kardashian in Capri

It's a little weird. And maybe it's a little creepy.

That said, if you're going to date a woman twice your age who is also a mother ... you might as well date a mega-MILF, right?

Kourtney may just be dating Luka for fun, or to one-up (well, match) Scott Disick's 20-year-old model girlfriend, Sofia Richie.

If so, maybe they both will move on soon.

If and when that happens, if Luka needs a shoulder (or other body part) to cry on, well, 23-year-old Kendall is age-appropriate and will probably be available.

Luka Sabbat

We have to admit that we're unsure of this narrative.

Now, if Kourtney really did swoop in and snatch up Luka in her talons just as Kendall was leaning in for a kiss, sure.

But this would hardly be the first time that sisters in that family had experienced the other's sloppy seconds.

In fact, before Travis Scott impregnated Kylie last year, he had banged Kendall.

He even made headlines for publicly comparing and contrasting the two sisters on how they are in bed.

(Ugh, don't get us started on how creepy that was)

Kendall Jenner Lounges With Her Dog

Obviously, the sisterly bond should be indelible.

The Kardashians are all about "the power of family," after all.

We hope that Kendall and Kourtney are too close to be torn apart by the same guy.

In the mean time, high five to them both for having great taste. Luka's one handsome dude.

And with the other hand, high five to Luka for attracting the interest of not one but two of the most beautiful women on the planet.

Kim Kardashian to Kourtney: You Should Take Scott Disick Back!

It's been over two years since Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick ended their relationship, and everyone seems to be in agreement that it was the best move for both parties.

Everyone that is, except for Kourtney's most famous sister.

Kim, Scott, Kourtney

Actually, at this point, we should probably clarify that we're talking about Kim, not Kylie when we refer to the most famous Kard clan sibling.

Anyway, Kim apparently feels that Scott and Kourtney are perfect for each other.

In fact, one source claims Kiki would love nothing more than if Kourt wound up with her oft-intoxicated baby daddy.

"Kim really likes Scott and the family as a whole has a lot of respect for him,� a source close to the situation tells Hollywood Life.

Kim Kardashian is Looking Great

“She doesn’t anticipate it and is not pressuring Scott or Kourtney to get back together, but they both know that she would be completely on board if they ever decided to rekindle their romance.�

Yes, despite the decade of BS Scott dragged Kourtney through, it seems Kim only remembers the good times.

We're assuming, of course, that there were some good times, and they just never took place while the cameras were rolling.

“They would definitely have Kim’s blessing,� the insider continues.


“She is going to let them make those decisions though if they ever get to that point, and she loves that her sister and Scott have been able to find other important relationships since they broke up.� 

Apparently, Kim understands that the logistics of a Scott-Kourtney reconciliation would be tricky, especially since Disick is still dating Sophia Richie.

Despite that, she still envisions a future in which the parents of Mason, Penelope and Reign find their way back to one another.

“She really feels that Scott and Kourtney are soulmates,� the insider adds.

Scott, Kourtney Picture

Yeah, we're sure Kourt fully appreciates Kim complicating her life with such nonsense.

Especially since Kim and Kourtney are feuding at the moment (or at least pretending to for the sake of KUWTK ratings), now seems like a great time to persistently push the worst idea in the world.

By all accounts, Scott has been working on himself, and those who know the Lord best say he's made real progress.

It seems like he and Kourtney are fine folks on their own, but simply don't work well as a couple.

And the sooner they come to terms with that, the better for all involved, especially their kids.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Rekap: Pregnancy is SO Easy!

Breaking news:

Kylie Jenner has given birth!

We repeat: Kylie Jenner has given birth!

It Is Stormi!

What? You knew this already?

It happened way back in February, causing Sunday night's brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians to feel very dated and anti-climactic?


Nevertheless, the latest installment of this bizarrely popular E! reality series focused almost entirely on Kylie's pregnancy and labor.

Early on, Kim joked with Kylie that her expecting state has been the best-kept secret of our generation," despite literally every website on the Internet writing about it for weeks at the time.

"Your friends deserve awards," Kim told her sibling, adding that she was never able to keep her pregnancies quiet and saying of Jenner's close friends.

"Seriously, because now you know you have some real ones.�

Later, while working out with her personal trainer, Kim was stunned when Kourtney Kardashian walked in and delivered the news that Kylie was in labor. 

Kim noted that Kylie had asked Khloe to be in the delivery room, at Kim's behest, while the family later gabbed once again about the secrecy of this birth (Kim: "Can you believe Kylie got out of the hospital with not one report? Now Caitlyn can never say we have big mouths and we leak everything.") -- along how amazing and how easy it all was.

“It was such a positive experience. …  She would go, ‘I’m not feeling any pain,'� Kris Jenner explained of her youngest child. "She was so calm.�

Oh, Kris also said she pulled Stormi out of Kylie's vagina.

"Ewww," Kim replied upon hearing this news.

Kris Talks

"Kylie's always wanted to be a mom so this is really exciting for her," Kim told the camera, saying of why the young star didn't make any official statement until after she gave birth:

"She just didn't want anyone changing her happy moment and her happy pregnancy, so I'm really proud of her that she stuck to her guns and was able to tell her story her way."

We believe her.

It definitely didn't have anything to do with Kylie's shock and shame over getting impregnated at age 20 by a guy she had only been dating a few months.

"I can already tell that Kylie is gonna be the most amazing mom and is so in love with her baby," Kris added, as the relatives laid it on as thick as humanly possible.

Kim Kardashian Kicks Back

Eventually, Kylie showed up for dinner, Stormi wrapped up tightly at her bosom while making her television debut.

"Now that it's all said and done, what is your real take on pregnancy?" Kim asked her sister.

"I liked it. I miss it," Kylie said ridiculously with a shrug. "I had like, the easiest pregnancy."

What did she miss about it? What did she like about it?

"You never feel alone and like I was really sad to not be pregnant anymore," Kylie expounded.

Kylie Jenner Carrying Stormi Webster

With Chicago Westin the picture on the show, all that remains is for Khloe to give birth and complete the trifecta.

"Khloe, I'm just so excited for you," Kylie said. "I can't wait."

"Chicago was like the new girl in town for like a day," Kim quipped.

"Stormi's got three months, maybe as the new girl," Kourtney said.

NOTE: We made some fun of Kylie and company here because the news is just so old and the glee with which she talked about labor was a tad bit nauseating and absurd.

But we really are happy for Jenner.

SECOND NOTE: The episode also included a memorial to the late family dog Gabbana.

And we'll never make fun of anyone for mourning the loss of a pet.

Khloe, who had taken Gabbana into her home after Kris and Caitlyn’s divorce, eulogized the canine in a testimonial, saying:

“It’s so crazy to me that a dog can touch your life the way Gabbana’s touched my life. … I could always hear her in my home and now I hear silence.�

May she rest in peace.

Kourtney Kardashian Throws Affair in Kris Jenner’s Face

A shot has been fired by Kourtney Kardashian.

An explosive, personal, unexpected shot against her mother, that is.

In the clip featured here from Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe tries to play mediator between Kris Jenner and her oldest daughter.

It's not really clear what has brought these three family members into the living room and what has caused them to arrive at the topic at hand...

... but the conversation immediately turned to men, romances and extramarital affairs!

"For some reason, you do not give mom the benefit of the doubt, ever, from your childhood and it's really unfair," Khloe randomly says, pulling out the name of Kris' long-ago lover and adding:

"You only remember with Todd, or this or that."

(Todd, you may or may not recall, would be Todd Waterman, a man with whom Jenner has admitted sleeping in 1989 while married to Robert Kardashian Sr.)

"I don't sit there and dwell about Todd," says a shocked Kourtney, priort o Kris telling her that she has "her own Todd right now."

Ouch, Kourtney replies. Also: WTH?!?

"No, I actually don't. I'm actually not married and I'm not having an affair," Kourtney claps back, presumably talking about then-boyfriend Younes Bendjima based on the timeline of when this episode was likely filmed.

"You can't compare one to the other, it's absolutely not true," she adds.

The sneak peek concludes with Khloe telling her sister:

"Sometimes our memories get a little warped by our age, but don't be so hard on your mom."

Jenner opened up about cheating on Kardashian Sr. in her 2011 memoir, Kris Jenner…And All Things Kardashian.

In 1989, she had an affair Waterman, an elicit act that prompted the divorce.

In an interview with Fox News Channel’s OBJECTified this summer, Kris confessed the affair was “nothing I’m proud of.”

“When I look back on it now, probably one of my biggest regrets in my life is that that marriage fell apart,” she said on this program.

Check out this clip to see her discuss it once again.

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Luka Sabbat and Kourtney Kardashian: It’s Getting Serious! And Creepy!

Luka Sabbat stars on the Freeform comedy Grownish.

Which is ironic.

Because Kourtney Kardashian's sisters allegedly think the actor is not nearly grown up enough to be dating their sibling.

Holy Kourtney

Earlier this week, we wrote about various times over the past few days and weeks that Kourtney has hung out with Sabbat.

They partied together at a nightclub in Chicago on Saturday, for example, one day after dining out in The Windy City.

The little-known actor also attended Kylie Jenner's 21st birthday party in August, prompting rumors that he and Kourtney are a romantic item.

And this chatter only grew stronger after the aforementioned evening at the aforementioned club, as an onlooker tells People Magazine of the pair:

"They were close to each other, and there was a sense of chemistry as the two were laughing and having fun together all night.�

Here is a photo of Kardashian and Sabbat from this likely drunken adventure:

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A few weeks after her contentious split from Younes Bendjima, an insider tells People that Kardashian and Sabbat have been secretly dating for more than a month.

“All of their friends know she’s head over heels for Luka,� the source says, adding:

“None of her friends liked Younes, and they all love Luka even though he’s only 20! They think he’s good for her, and he’s a very down to earth and good guy.�

This may be true of Kourtney's friends...

... but it is NOT true of her siblings, according to Radar Online.

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“Kourtney told Kim and Khloe that she will never date anyone older than half her age and Khloe told her that she really needs to grow the f-ck up,� someone in the know told this website.

Bendjima was 25 years old and many critics scoffed at the age difference between him and the 38-year old Kourtney.

But Sabbat cannot even drink alcohol legally, a fact that Kim and Khloe seemingly cannot get over.

“Kim thinks she is just starving for attention and cannot believe that she would go for Luka," Radar writes.

It's possible that Kourtney is starving for attention, sure.

But it's also possible that she's starving for something else from this attractive 20-year old. (That is, red hot sex with a younger man!)

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We had said back when Kourtney started dating Bendjima that it was merely a fling -- and then it lasted for over a year.

So who the heck knows how serious things are between her and Sabbat.

But she may keep dating him just to piss off Scott Disick, who is apparently not a fan of the romance.

“Scott is convinced that she is trying to one up him with a 20-year-old," the Radar source says, referencing how Disick is dating a younger woman in Sofia Richie.

Concludes this article:

"No one approves of this barely legal cling-on."

Luka Sabbat: Who is Kourtney Kardashian Latest Boy Toy?

Kourtney Kardashian was a special guest on Saturday night at the grand opening of the night club Tao in Chicago.

On a related note, the reality star may not be opening her legs for a new man.

Luka Sabbat and Kourtney Kardashian

The 39-year-old Keeping Up With the Kardashians, who recently split from handsome male model Younes Bendjima, spent a lot of time at the event with Luka Sabbat.

You can see Kardashian and Sabbat hanging out in the photo above, leading many to believe that the 20-year old actor may be Kourtney's new squeeze.

Kourtney and Luka were joined for most of the evening by Malika Haqq and Jonathan Cheban, as the group sat at a VIP table in the main dining room.

They weren't really doing anything to hide their quasi public displays of affection from anyone in attendance.

Sabbat was also at Kylie Jenner's 21st birthday party this spring and he was a guest the family's annual Labor Day gathering just several days ago.

This could mean he and Kourtney are actually sort of serious... or just that he's a friend of the Jenners-Kardashians in general and there's nothing romantic to see here.

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A day prior to this evening out, however, Kourtney and Luka were photographed at dinner at the Nice Guy restaurant in Los Angeles.

They really might be dating!

So... who the heck is Luka Sabbat?

The only real credit on his resume is Grownish, the Freeform spinoff of ABC sitcom Blackish.

He's 18 years younger than Kourtney, but such an age difference has not really meant much to Kardashian over the years.

Bendjima is only 25 and there were rumors awhile back that Kourtney was sleeping with Justin Bieber back when the artist was only 21 or so.

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It's pretty clear at this point that Kourtney is done with Scott Disick at last.

The stars share three kids together and quite an up-and-down past...

... but Disick has been seriously seeing Sofia Riche for over a year now and Kardashian may finally have realized that the guy is a giant douche canoe.

What about Bendjima? Is Kourtney done with him for good for certain?

Not necessarily.

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"Kourtney knows that he is not right for her, but the sex is just too good!� a insider close to Kourtney hilariously told Radar, adding:

"He was at her house [numerous] times this week, but Kourtney intends on keeping him a secret because she doesn’t want to hear it from her friends or family."

It looks like she failed at keeping said secret from everyone, however.

Younes was accused of cheating on Kourtney this summer, with the latter's sisters rushing to her defense and slamming the model for his behavior.

So we can understand why Kourtney would not want her siblings to find out she was back in Bendjima's bed.

Whether it's Bendjima or Sabbat, however, one thing remains certain: Kourtney is taking full advantage of her MILF status!

Kourtney Kardashian Pulls Dumbest Prank Ever on Confused Sister

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold.

For Kourtney Kardashian, however, it's apparently a dish best served... in a very confusing and harmless manner.

Allow us to explain:

As previously depicted in THIS CLIP from Sunday's new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim will attend one of her sister's workout dance classes...

... only to sort of ruin the entire thing by not actually participating.

"I'm like a notorious non-dancer," Kim says in the sneak peek linked to above. "Like, it's a thing."

Okay, fine. Cool. Fair enough.

But this attitude and this non-action upset Kourtney to the point where she subsequently sets up a prank to get back at her annoying sibling.

Except we're not sure how the event featured in this video really serves as a prank.

This latest sneak peek gives us a look at Kim taking a stroll with Khloe.

But she's then taken aback when a group of people start dancing in The Grove to "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls. Oh, yes, it was a flash mob!

"What the f-ck is going on?" Kim asks, as the camera pans to Kourtney and Malika Haqq being a part of the dancing mob.

(NOTE: The best part of this clip, by far, is Kim holding an ice cone as a prop throughout. She never takes a bite. Because there's no way Kim Kardashian eats ice cream.)

From there, the music ends and the flash mob goes away and Kim enters a store to laugh and embrace Haqq.

And that's it.

Kourtney laughs at her sister in a confessional, acting as if she really got her good with this prank.

But we're simply left to ask and wonder: How the heck was this any sort of vengement prank?!?

Kim just stood around and watched a bunch of people dance.

You sure nailed her, Kourt!

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Khloe Kardashian Chooses Daughter’s Legal Guardian

Khloe Kardashian has no plans on going anywhere any time soon.

The mother of one hopes to raise little True for the next 18 years, at minimum.

For you never know, that's the fact of life. And you do need to contemplate the worst as a parent.

That's the set-up for the clip featured here from this Sunday's new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

It features a still-pregnant Khloe sitting down with her siblings and talking about the sensitive topic of guardianship.

Who will legally look after True if Khloe were to die before her child become a legal adult?

"I can’t make anything official until after the baby is born, but I am going to probably have Kim as the legal guardian if, God forbid, something happens,” Khloe says in this sneak peek, adding:

“Just because I don’t know my parenting style until I have a baby, but from what I envision my parenting style to be, I do think it will be more like Kim - a lot more stricter."

Yikes, huh? Ouch.

As you can tell from this photo, Kourtney isn't exactly thrilled to her Khloe's decision.

Kourtney has three kids -- son Mason, 8, Reign, 3, and daughter Penelope, 6; while Kim shares daughters North, 5, Chicago, 7 months, and son Saint, 2, with husband Kanye West.

The past few episodes of their reality show has chronicled the ongoing feud between Khloe, Kim and Kourtney -- and we doubt Khloe's declaration this Sunday will ease any of the tension.

“Watching Kimberly be a mom, I really respect her parenting skills - not that I don’t respect Kourtney’s, I relate to how Kim parents more,” says Khlo here.

“But at the end of the day, this family is so close and we love each other so much and if anything, God forbid, were to happen, I know my daughter is in the best of hands no matter who her legal guardian is.”

Fair enough?

Not really. Not to Kourtney.

“Guess what? You don’t have to give me an explanation,” responds Kourtney. “I’ve got three kids and I’m busy on my own.”

It's hard to blame her for being offended, isn't it?

“You’re at capacity,” says Khloe

“No, I’m not at capacity,” clarifies Kourtney, adding:

"I’m a little bit disappointed that I’m not the guardian, but honestly, you don’t know what your parenting style is until you have kids.

"So I think once Khloe has her own daughter and is really a mom, then maybe she will realize that we have more in common than she thinks as far as parenting styles.

"You never know! Khloe might switch back to me."

Check out this interesting clip now.

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Kim Kardashian Klashes With Kourtney: You Can’t Make Me Dance!

Now that Kourtney Kardashian is clashing with Scott Disick, it seems like she and Kim are making more of an effort to get along.

In fact, in this new Keeping Up With The Kardashians clip that we have for you, Kim tags along to Kourtney's dance class.

As you can see, however, Kim is not exactly cooperative. She insists that she doesn't dance, and the whole thing is a disaster.

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"Who's ready to dance?" Kim asks as she makes her entrance to Kourtney's dance class on this Keeping Up With The Kardashians clip.

Her question may be rhetorical, but there is an answer -- because Kim is emphatically not ready to dance.

"I'm like a notorious non-dancer," Kim admits. "Like, it's a thing."

She then says that she will be more than content to simply watch what the others are doing.

So she just sits with her back against the wall ... and watches.

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Kim does not budge.

When she is assured that the dance that they're doing will be slow and not even that difficult, she remains unmoved.

Difficulty, she says, does not matter. She simply does not dance.

She jokes that she "makes money moves," which is of course a reference to the lyrics of Cardi B's "Bodak Yellow."

Kim very firmly but also very politely says "no" when people won't let up on asking her to dance.

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Kourtney sounds a little annoyed over time, in part because Kim is laughing as the dance class continues.

"Kim has this inability to let loose," Kourtney explains to the camera.

"She's not even moving," Kourtney continues.

Kourtney sounds fed up, saying: "I mean, if she's just going to sit here and critique us, then she can leave."

Honestly? That's fair.

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Outside of reality television, you don't normally find that many grown women who end up attending a dance class but have no intention of dancing.

This was just a stunt for the show, folks. A lot of the nonsense that they do only happens because the cameras are rolling.

It's unclear if Kourtney's assessment of Kim is accurate. Maybe Kim just doesn't like to dance.

Maybe Kim's legendary curves make dancing a little less comfortable for her, on a physical level.

Or maybe she has low kinesthetic intelligence and doesn't pick up dance moves right away or retain them well.

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Whatever Kim's reasons, they don't ultimately matter, because it's great to see her so confidently and calmly asserting herself.

She's very happy in her comfort zone and has no intention of leaving it, and there's nothing wrong with that.

In fact, that can be the sign of a great parent. Introducing your children to new things is part of your job, of course, but some parents take that too far, and force their kids into activities that interest the parent, not the child.

If Kim is this adamant about setting a boundary with Kourtney, we're sure that she's teaching North, Saint, and (eventually) Chicago to follow her example.

Of course, if she weren't on camera, she could have just avoided coming to Kourtney's dance class altogether.

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