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Kourtney Kardashian Reveals Stunning Weight Gain

Note to all Kardashian personal chefs:

Can you please make these women a few cheeseburgers?!?

Maybe a steak? Or at least throw some Caesar dressing on their salads?

Kourtney Kardashian Has Lunch

Late last week, Kim Kardashian flaunted her body in a new Instagram photo that revealed the mother of three has a 24-inch waist.

Yes, a 24-inch waist.

And this was a woman who once embraced her curves; who could once be seen as a role model for anyone who felt pressure to shed as many pounds as possible in order to fit an accepted standard of beauty in America.

It was the one thing we admired about Kim back in the day.

Over the last few years, though, she has talked incessantly about the need to regain her bikini body after having kids... and even endorsed a ridiculous waist trainer on multiple occasions.

But anyway. That's Kim.

This story is more about Kourtney.

Kourtney Kardashian All Made Up

In a deleted scene from this past Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the 38-year old is about to have a very light lunch when Khloe mentions her weight to a friend.

"You know she’s 97 pounds?” says to Simon Gebrelul in the following video.

“Guess what? I gained a pound,” Kourtney chimes in. “I’m 98 [pounds now].”

She then added: “You know Mason is 62 [pounds]?”

Mason recently turned eight years old.

We aren't body-shaming here, we're just thinking of Kourtney's health when we say the following:

THIS ISN'T NORMAL!

A grown woman should not weight just thirty-six pounds fewer than her eight-year old son.

Just like all her siblings, Kourtney has often made a big deal about her weight.

Shortly after giving birth to her third child, Reign, in late 2014, Kardashian took Instagram followers on her weight loss journey, often sharing photos of her scale as she stood upon it.

This is just a wildly unhealthy way for one to live, both mentally and physically.

“I always try to avoid sugar - especially refined sugar - for so many reasons,” Kourtney said on her website and app last year, explaining:

“First, sugar is addictive and I notice that after I eat it, I need it. Sugar doesn’t sustain you when you actually need energy, like for a workout.

"Also, when I eat sugar, I find that more cellulite appears.”

One, so what?!? Go enjoy a donut, Kourt.

Two, look at the photo below. We're pretty sure Kardashian need not worry about her appearance:

Kourtney Kardashian in Mexico

Perhaps this is our fault, however.

We're often saying how beautiful Kourtney is and how she ought to keep posting pictures such as the one above.

Should we stop praising Kourtney's body so that she starts focusing on something else instead?

It's worth thinking about, we guess.

In the meantime, here are some attractive photos of Kourtney in a bikini:

Kim Kardashian: These Are My EXTREME Body Measurements

Kim Kardashian's curves are legendary. She once had a booty pic break the internet, folks. 

Now Kim is bragging that she's pushed her figure -- and particularly her narrow waistline -- to new extremes.

And she's not afraid to share her new, extreme measurements.

Kim Kardashian Goes Pink

Fresh off of being slammed for a controversial nude pic that was taken by her daughter, Kim chats with sister Kourtney Kardashian and beloved Twitter queen Chrissy Teigen.

In a video shared on Kim Kardashian's app, Kim reveals her exact measurements.

"My waist, guess how much it is? Twenty-four. Yeah, it’s never been 24 ever in my life. My hips are 39."

Keep in mind that, though most of us consider our waistline to be where our (normal, non-high-waisted) pants rest, when you're talking about clothing and waist measurements, a woman's "natural waistline" is going to be just above her navel but below her ribcage.

Kim's waistline is an extremely narrow one, even for a woman as tiny as she is (she's, like, 5-foot-3; that whole family is so little).

In contrast to her hips, though ... it's almost too much to imagine. Fortunately, there are photos:

Kim Kardashian Hourglass Figure

(Kim captioned this photo: "Forgot to post this last night," which is a profoundly casual way of advertising a look like this)

Even seeing Kim's waist-to-hips ratio for yourself, and even though we've all seen Kim's nude pics, it almost defies belief.

Kourtney is particularly blown away, marking that she cannot "take her hips seriously,” because Kim's “waist is so small," and her “hips are so big."

It's not that no one else on the planet has a tiny waist -- Kourtney's pretty small herself -- but Kim loses weight from her legs and tummy, keeping them trim, while her butt and hips and breasts remain as lively as ever.

Hey, different bodies store and burn fat differently. Some people gain weight and their faces are largely untouched; other people have slender figures but still have very soft features.

In case anyone missed the point, Kim shared this:

Kim Kardashian, on Hands and Knees

Wearing Fendi logo leggings and a matching top, Kim arches on her hands and knees in what some mgiht describe as a suggestive pose.

This pose doesn't quite show off her boobs, but it certainly highlights the curve of her butt.

More significantly, you can see exactly how shockingly thin Kim Kardashian's waist is.

(We're not body-shaming her over redefining hourglass figures, but it's still shocking to see that kind of incredible body contrast)

How exactly does Kim do this?

Kim Kardashian on Beach

We all wish that there were some secret alien Illuminati pizzagate clone serum that celebrities passed around that let them have whatever figure they want without sacrificing their happiness.

Unfortunately, there is now.

Though Kim has access to the best healthcare in the world, she maintains her figure through diet and exercise.

And also the use of waist-trainers. Though some medical professionals have pointed out that your average waist-trainer that you'll see advertised on Instagram isn't likely to work beyond a sort of placebo effect ...

(Basically, you feel better about your body while wearing it and are therefore more driven to exercise and diet)

Some truly dedicated stars, like Kim, use waist-trainers with effectiveness. And the results are hard to miss.

Kim Kardashian Goes Sexy

We don't want to speak over Kim or any expert, but it looks like the real key to Kim's figure is ... obsession.

Obsession with her figure -- remember how quickly she trimmed down after giving birth to Saint? Obsession with her weight and measurements.

Those nudes and photos that we see might not just be Kim loving her body and maintaining her brand image.

In a way, they might be like those "daily accountability photos" that people share on social media in order to keep themselves from slacking off.

Kim's brand is very much tied to her figure and to her body. That's a huge part of why she shows it so much.

But she's created a work of art; why shouldn't she put it on display if she wants to?

Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Surrogacy Exposed

Sunday night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 14 Episode 17, Kim received some alarming news about her surrogate.

Meanwhile, the life and times of Lord Disick once again took center stage ... and there is never a dull moment with him.

As you can see in the clip above, Scott opened up about how he's dating Sofia Richie, and it was awkward. Very awkward.

Not just because he has three kids with Kourtney Kardashian and any new relationship would be somewhat awkward, but ...

Sofia Richie is 19. Scott Disick is 34.

Nineteen. Naturally, eyebrows were raised - no small feat in a family where there are no taboos and Kylie had a baby at 20.

Fortunately (or unfortunately), there were other distractions going on ... such as Kourtney's house being infested with pests.

Just when she got rid of Scott too. Oh!

Most significantly, though, Kim Kardashian's surrogate's pregnancy leaked to the media, and this sent the star into a panic.

Incredibly, celebrity gossip site TMZ broke the news about her third child before Kimberly had even told people close to her.

"I honestly am absolutely fuming that there are all these articles coming out about our surrogate," Kardashian said.

"People started to write me asking if it was true," she added, "and I just said we don't want to talk about it right now."

Her surrogate's information also leaked, which was a huge breach of privacy for anyone in that kind of situation.

Kim called it "so invasive and so frustrating," and lamented that this was the reason she wanted to keep this on the DL.

Even Scott didn't know (above) and he's not that out of the loop. Then to make matters worse, it was Fashion Week.

That's right, Kim found herself in front of swarms of media and paparazzi when she was there to support Kendall.

Unwilling to lie about it, but also unprepared to confirm or go public with the news, she was in a really tough position.

Fortunately, she saw Kendall in the Alexander Wang show and was able to dodge the issue ... at least momentarily.

Kim in Shock

It's not that Kim was trying to be shady or secretive, it was just a private matter - involving a third-party - within her family.

This should have been a happy time for everyone involved and instead it became a huge cause of stress and anxiety.

Honestly, it was hard to watch. Kim is criticized and scrutinized for a lot of things, sometimes justifiably, but this? This?

This was Kim at her most vulnerable - ironically, her most relatable - as she scrambled to make sense of her own life.

She is still human, after all.

A Saint and His Mom

Sure, it's par for the course in our celebrity culture, but people like Kim's surrogate certainly aren't used to being exposed.

That added level of damage control on top of whatever she personally was going through made for a very trying situation.

One she really excelled at, considering.

All in all, she handled this about as well as anyone could have, and we know Chicago West is here and she's beautiful.

Congrats Kim and family! We can't wait to meet Khloe's new addition to this amazing, awesomely-named crew ...

Kourtney Kardashian: My Home is INFESTED and I’m Freaking Out!

As Keeping Up With The Kardashians has taken us on a tour of the family's drama. We've watched Scott Disick freak out over Younes Bendjima.

This time, however, it's Kourtney's turn to do the freaking out on camera. And no, it's not over Sofia Richie.

Kourtney's home is infested ... with tarantulas. Watch her panic in the video below!

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It was supposed to just be a simple scene of Kourtney and Larsa Pippen chatting in Kourtney's backyard in Calabasas.

They'd chat about stuff and maybe bring up a prearranged topic.

(Honestly, a huge part of the scene's appeal was that they were both looking great in one-pieces, to no one's surprise)

To start things off, they laid out some towels to enjoy that Southern Californian weather.

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They start talking about their nails, which is ... not necessarily the most captivating conversation.

(But, for the record, Larsa is asking if her nail polish is too "stripper"-y, since she usually only goes with white or black but decided that, now that she's moved to L.A. she wants to try some new things)

Their conversation takes an abrupt turn, however, when the two of them notice -- with some possible "help" from a producer or camera operator -- that there's a spider near them.

Specifically, a very large tarantula.

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We don't know what time of day it is, but the shadow from their chairs and bodies nearly reach the tarantula.

So it's safe to say that this small friend got pretty darn close to the couple.

Who .. squeal and move a short distance away, letting out nervous giggles.

Once calmed, Kourtney talks about her "infestation" problem.

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"I just don't even know what to do," she laments.

Then, speaking alone with the camera, Kourtney says:

"I swear, we're, like, outside, like, 50 percent of the time, and I've already had the exterminator come out and spray."

So it doesn't sound like the tarantulas are going into her house. It sounds like they're just ... minding their own business outdoors.

(Obviously, people seldom want spiders inside of their home, and I get that -- I don't either. But tarantulas aren't a threat to humans, so why is she spraying her backyard?)

Tarantula at kourtneys house

It sounds like Kourtney has a pretty serious case of arachnophobia, because it sounds like she's obsessing over this.

"I just won't be able to sleep at night. I just will not feel comfortable until these tarantulas are fully gone."

While on camera, she calls the exterminator who had apparently already been out there.

The exterminator says that tarantulas are likely more active and therefore more likely to be spotted now because it's mating season.

That doesn't exactly seem to calm Kourtney's nerves. Or Larsa's.

Larsa says: "I'm going to Beverly Hills. This wild, wild west is not for me!"

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Plenty of folks have ethical concerns about exterminating a non-dangerous species that's also not in your house but just happens to be nearby.

Others worry about the larger environmental impact that can come from spraying poison all over a yard, and what might happen when other species eat the tarantulas that have been poisoned to death.

Not to mention concerns over how those poisons might impact Kourtney's young children. Especially if they spend half of their time outside, which sounds awful. (I don't care where you live; the great outdoors are never going to be a match for the great indoors)

Watch the video below and decide for yourself if Kourtney and Larsa are overreacting.

Be ready to hear some squealing!

Kourtney kardashian my home is infested and im freaking out

Kardashian-Jenner Baby Names: RANKED!

The Kardashian-Jenner clan now nearly has enough little kids running around to start its own baseball team.

But it's not the sheer number of sons and daughters shared by Kourtney, Kim, Kylie and Rob that has the Internet abuzz.

It's the names of these sons and daughters!

We mean no judgment at their expense, of course. They are cute and precious and they have no control over what they are called.

But we do mean to pass A LOT of judgment on their parents for these unique monikers.

Below, we rank the first names of these famous kids, from our absolute favorite to the one we still cannot believe is an actual name...

9. Penelope Disick

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This is a nice, normal, very cute name. Do they call her "Penny?" We hope so. Thumbs up all around.

8. North West

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First, the nickname "Nori" is sort of adorable. Second, the name may be ridiculous, but she is Kanye and Kim's kid. Her whole life will be ridiculous. At least her parents leaned into it here.

7. Mason Disick

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Strong name. Sounds sort of like a detective on a Shonda Rhimes drama, doesn't it? Also, like the first two names listed here, not a terrible shortened nickname. Mace. We don't hate it.

6. Dream Kardashian

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We guess? Any of the following names could go in almost any order at this point... and that's not a compliment. We just fell off a pretty huge cliff of semi-normalcy.

5. Chicago West

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Like we said, we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here... already. In this case, we're relying again on the hope that she is really called "Chi," which isn't awful. And we're giving Kanye some props for remembering when he comes from.

4. Saint West

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Saint is not a name. It's just not. It's a designation. There's no cute shortening of any kind available here and no way to spin the name except that it was a very transparent and lame attempt to be edgy.
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Kourtney Kardashian Rocks String Bikini, Basically Tells Scott Disick to Suck It

We don't typically approve of passive aggressive behavior.

Just come out and say how you feel, you know?

After viewing the following photos of Kourtney Kardashian, however, we are willing to make one exception.

Kourtney Kardashian in Mexico

And that exception is this:

Passive aggression while wearing a skimpy bikini is totally awesome and recommended!

Kardashian is currently on vacation in Punta De Mita, Mexico and, thankfully for warm-blooded men around the globe, she brought both a camera with her and the password to her Instagram account.

Oh, and she also brought her young and very handsome boyfriend with her, Younes Bendjima.

Kourtney and this attractive model have been bumping proverbial uglies for several months now, much to the extreme chagrin of Kardashian's ex-lover and three-time baby daddy, Scott Disick.

Just this past Sunday, on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Disick exploded over Kourtney's relationship with Bendjima.

You can see what we mean in this clip:

Fast forward a couple days and Kourtney has shared multiple pictures of herself in a two-piece bathing suit on a trip she's taking with Bendjima.

Coincidence? We think not!

Especially when you consider the caption she included with one of the red hot images.

While sitting at a bar by herself, a leg propped up on a stool and her buttocks basically exposed, Kourtney wrote the following:

Mujer feliz.

This translates to "Happy woman."

Kourtney Kardashian in a Thong

We're happy to translate it even more for Disick's sake, though.

Kourtney is essentially saying:

I am smokin, I am on vacation with a total hunk of a man, I am far away from you and I am one happy woman!

Meanwhile, just to remind the world that he's in the tropics with his famous girlfriend, Bendjima posted the following snapshot to his Instagram page:

Younes Bendjima on a Beach

Good luck competing with this, Scott!

Kardashian and Bendjima were introduced during a trip to Paris in October 2016 and took their relationship public in Cannes last May.

Disick is reportedly furious that Kourtney has snagged herself a young stud muffin (Bendjima is only 24 years old), even as he parades around with Sofia Richie every chance he gets these days.

Scott and Sofia apparently have an amazing sex life, but this isn't enough to divert his attention from the person Kardashian is banging on a regular basis.

“They had a relaxing weekend,” a source tells People Magazine of Kourtney and Bendjima's Mexican jaunt, adding:

“The resort is in the jungle and they had a guided jungle tour. They also hung out on the beach, enjoyed room service and the spa.”

They probably also had tons of intercourse.

Sorry to break it to you, Scott, but just look at the photos below.

Ain't no way Kourtney could resist breaking herself off a piece of THIS at every conceivable opportunity...

Scott Disick Freaks Out at Kourtney Over Younes Bendjima!

These days, Scott Disick is enjoying his "nympho" girlfriend Sofia Richie and seems almost stable. But that wasn't always the case.

Like most reality television, Keeping Up With The Kardashians airs months after its filmed. So we're just now seeing Scott's 2017 meltdown drama.

Which means that, as you'll see in the video below, viewers are now treated to Scott freaking out over Kourtney's young, hot boyfriend.

It's no secret that Scott Disick doesn't like Kourtney Kardashian dating Younges Bendjima. He has made that very, very clear on various Keeping Up With The Kardashians clips.

But now we're gaining more insight into exactly how Scott uses his own bad behavior to act out for attention.

For Kourtney's attention.

Khloe summarizes the pattern at play pretty darn well:

"So you told him you have a boyfriend, now he's doing this ‘cause he knows that every time he does that you come over there running."

That's a very unhealthy pattern of behavior.

Kourtney says that it's really draining her: "I just honestly don't have the energy."

She continues her story, speaking to Khloe and to Kim.

"So yeah I went to Scott's house because he called me and was really out of it."

So ... is that code for "drunk," or are we just guessing that because of how he spent so much of 2017?

Alarmingly, it sounds like Scott's freakout was enough to drive Kourtney away.

"He was just very aggressive. And then I was like, ‘I'm leaving!'"

Weird that Scott had no problem banging his way through a bunch of hot models born in 1998, but the moment that he finds out that Kourtney's enjoying a model of a 1993 vintage, he starts to freak out.

Kourtney didn't appreciate that one bit.

"And then I just started crying and I was like, ‘I do not need to even be here.'"

She's right. You do not need to babysit your ex just because his man feelings are hurt.

It sounds like Scott worried her enough that she had to instruct him.

"And then I was like, ‘Just sit down!' Literally, you have talk to him like crazy, otherwise he won't listen."

Like ... like a dog?

"So I'm like, ‘Sit down across the room from me."

She had some serious questions for him.

"What the f--k is wrong with you? When is it going to be enough?"

Kourtney summarizes exactly why she doesn't need to be holding the hand of a man-child.

"I have three kids to take care of.'"

Exactly. Her nurturing instincts don't need to be wasted on Scott.

Of course, like we said, this is from months ago. We know that this has a "happy" ending, since ... well, Scott ends up with Sofia Richie and we guess that the relationship serves as a balm for his insecurities.

Here's the video:

Scott disick freaks out at kourtney over younes bendjima

Kylie Jenner Poses in Underwear, Remains in Baby Bump Denial

Give Kylie Jenner credit, folks.

The 20-year old has managed to pose for a new underwear campaign with her sisters...

... while STILL managing to hide her baby bump.

Jenner has been noticeably absent from the public eye for several weeks now, presumably ever since her pregnant stomach became impossible to keep on the Down Low.

The new Calvin Klein campaign in which she stars with all four of her sisters is the first time we've really seen fresh photos of Kylie in months.

And it's pretty hilarious just how far Jenner and her loved ones are going to keep her midsection hidden from the camera, even while she wears very few layers of clothing all around.

Scroll down and then all around for a look through these Calvin Klein images, while also being reminded of other ways Kylie has hidden her bump from fans in this final trimester...

1. In Their Calvins

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Kylie, Khloe and Kim are posing here in their underwear, while all working to shield a certain baby bump that is likely very large on one of them.

2. We Love Our Calvins!

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Hmmm... we wonder why Kylie is holding a blanket in front of her belly here. Any ideas?

3. So... Many... Sisters

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What? Huh? No baby bump here, Kylie Jenner is basically saying as she poses with her sisters.

4. White Wonders

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The Kardashiain sisters look very sexy in this snapshot. And, hey, look at that: Khloe's hand is helping to cover Kylie's stomach!

5. Khloe, Kourtney and Kendall

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Looking darn good, Khloe, Kourtney and Kendall! The sisters rock Calvin Klein underwear here...and nothing else.

6. Kim in Undies

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Kim Kardashian is no stranger to posing in her underwear. Or to posing in nothing at all.
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: Lord Have Mercy

Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 14 Episode 16, Scott learned that Kourtney had a boyfriend and promptly freaked.

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, you're all too familiar with Scott's erratic behavior and volatile mental state.

Still, he was in rare form last night.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 14 Episode 16 featured Kourtney venting to sister Khloe about a recent phone call with him.

After he called at 2 a.m., Kourtney revealed that she dropped the mega-bombshell on him: Younes Bendjima is the same of said bomb:

“I have a boyfriend. He’s 24 years old.”

Kourtney and Younes met in late 2016, but this had been somewhat on the DL until recently. Scott did not take it well, to put it mildly.

He hung up on her, at which point she shrugged, “I just thought he knew.” Seriously, does the guy not read any celebrity gossip or what.

Disick later lost his marbles a bit over Kourt's relationship status, getting into another heated exchange with her. Apparently it was bad.

So had that Kourt asked her three-time baby daddy what he was “on” at the time, to which he allegedly responded, “f–king everything.”

Things got to the point where she visited his house to see if he was all right, but later the tensions appeared to have cooled down somewhat.

Scott arrived to pick up Mason for a sleepover and exchanged a light-hearted “Love you, partner” to Kourtney on his way out the door.

Hey, take what you can get, right?

Meanwhile, Kris' old friend Faye Resnick confided in her that O.J. Simpson's upcoming parole “Scares the death out of me.”

“I’ve been having nightmares about that," added Kris, whose late husband, Robert Kardashian, was a friend of Simpson’s.

Jenner admitted to being “in denial” about O.J.'s parole, while also exploring the option of being cremated into a memorial diamond.

Guess it was a slow week in Calabasas.

After debating the idea with several of her kids to kill screentime, she shockingly decided against the idea of being made into jewelry.

Kourtney Kardashian: Scott Disick Is PISSED I’m Dating Younes Bendjima!

At this point, we're not even sure if Kourtney Kardashian is still dating Younes Bendjima, but for a long time, those two were inseparable.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians has a production lag-time of several months, so viewers are just now getting some insight into what Kourtney and Younes' relationship looked like.

And not surprisingly, Scott Disick isn't thrilled with the view.

Scott Disick, KUWTK Confessional

Scott is dating Sofia Richie these days, but he still doesn't want baby mama Kourtney to move on.

Dude has the emotional maturity of a teenager, which is fitting since the father of three is currently dating a teenager.

Anyway, we've known for quite some time that Scott was not happy when he found out about Kourtney and Younes, but we're just now hearing the story from a firsthand source.

A preview from the upcoming episode of KUWTK shows Kourtney informing Khloe that Scott came to terms with the news of her new relationship as only he can--with plenty of rage and late night drunken rambling.

"Last night, Scott called me at, like, two in the morning, which he never calls me late at night," Kourtney tells Khloe in the clip.

Kourtney Kardashian Listening to Scott Disick

"He was just ranting, like, 'What are we doing in life? What are you doing? What am I doing?' And I go, 'But what are you doing?' And then he'll say, 'But what are you doing? Is it any better?'"

Well, if you're gonna call someone so late at night, the least you can do is offer scintillating conversation of that caliber.

Clearly, Scott was looking for some sort of reassurance from Kourtney.

Fortunately, Kourt was having none of that.

"By the end of the conversation, I was just like, 'I have a boyfriend and he's 24 years old! It's not the craziest thing that's ever happened in the world!'" she tells her sister.

Scott Disick Shares Break-In News

It seems the comment had the desired effect of making Scott freak the eff out:

"Then he was like, 'He's your boyfriend!' Then he hung up the phone," Kourt's tale concludes.

Fortunately, Khloe was on hand to offer the advice that Kourtney clearly needed to hear:

"Cut the court," she bluntly told Kourtney.

Thankfully, it seems that Kourtney and Scott have finally severed ties for good these days, which is clearly what's best for both of them.

Damn, we just jinxed it by saying that, didn't we?

Watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online for more of rich people treating each other badly.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: Bun in Her Oven

It's the reveal we've been waiting months for, and on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 14 Episode 14, we finally got it.

Khloe Kardashian finally revealed the news to her family that she is expecting her first child with NBA star Tristan Thompson.

Khloe Kardashian Konfirms Pregnancy

While Khloe may currently be six months pregnant, the episode was recorded back when she was just six weeks pregnant. 

In other words, a while lot went on behind the scenes that we didn't realize until now, even if we all know she's expecting.

When the episode got underway, Khloe Kardashian revealed the amazing news to her assistant, Alexa Okyle. 

“I’m pregnant,” Khloe revealed emotionally, and you could tell she was excited, but cautious about the news. 

The Revenge Body host then went into detail about the moment Tristan was told the good news via Facetime.

“He was like, ‘Wait are you kidding or serious?’” she recalled. 

Khloe Kardashian Baby Bump Photo

Instead of going guns blazing to tell her family, Khloe opted to hold off the news until an upcoming family barbecue.

That meant just Khloe, Tristan, Alexa and some production members were in the know about it at the beginning.

Later, Kourtney Kardashian grew concerned over Khloe's diet regime because Khloe had gained some weight. 

“You’ve gained a few pounds,” Kourtney said. “Have you amped up the eating since Tristan’s been back?”

Luckily, Khloe revealed all to her family shortly after.

At the barbecue, Khloe cradled niece Dream Kardashian as she plucked up the courage to tell everyone. 

Kris Jenner, Blonde Selfie

“We’re so lucky and blessed to have everyone here … we’re having a baby,” she said in a real tearjerker of a scene. 

It was evident Kris Jenner was ecstatic by the news, and it was almost like she breathed a huge sigh of relief when she got the news.

Either that or she realized she could make the family a whole lot of money from a dual pregnancy. 

“I always thought that Khloe would may be one of those women who never had kids,” Kris confirmed to the cameras. 

The topic of conversation quickly turned to the due date, and Khloe confirmed, “I’ll be six weeks on Tuesday.” 

Given that the show is far behind on the pregnancy news, we may need to wait a long time to see the offspring on KUWTK

Kylie Jenner to the Camera

As for Kylie Jenner, she did not grace her family with her presence at the event, so she was told the news via Facetime.

Kylie seemed overjoyed but continued to remain coy about her own pregnancy. Seriously, what's the holdup, Kylie? 

Maybe we'll get another two-night event to confirm the 20-year-old has a bun in the oven. We wouldn't put it past Kris.

The other big shocker from the episode did not involve any pregnancy news. Or Khloe or Kylie at all, for that matter.

It was all about Kim Kardashian. 

Kim Kardashian: Who Needs a Bra?

The 37-year-old confirmed that her glam squad would continue to work even if she was in a coma. The reason? 

Kardashian has glam squad requests in her will.

Yes, it makes sense that Kim would want to continue to look good when she has no control over her body. 

Not really sure why that warranted inclusion into this installment, but hey, you gotta get it to 42 minutes somehow.

Follow the link to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online to see the big reveal in full if you missed it!

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 14 Episode 13 Recap: Mime Over Matter

Were the family even bothering about the continued drama with Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna?

That was a hot topic on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 14 Episode 13 as they opened up about their thoughts on the troublesome couple. 

Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian discussed the whole Rob and Chyna legal drama. 

Khloe said that the positive to the drama was that “there’s no way Rob and Chyna could get back together,” but “the negative is all of this other [expletive] right now.”

Kim was critical of Rob for posting the nudes of Blac Chyna online. 

“The negative is that as Rob having sisters, he should just know better,” she said. “He should have just like controlled himself.”

Kim Kardashian: Who Needs a Bra?

“Rob and Chyna have officially broken up, but they obviously still have to communicate for the custody of Dream," Khloe began in a confessional.

"They’re still having a hard time getting along. The legal battle that has been going on between the two of them has been super frustrating."

"I feel like this is escalating to a place that none of us could have ever imagined.”

Khloe then told Kim, “He’s made out to be this bad guy when she’s taunting him… You don’t [expletive] with someone’s heart and emotions.”

Khloe and Kourtney then got Rob on the phone to get an update on what was happening with Chyna with regards to the custody situation with Dream. 

Khloe Kardashian Baby Bump Photo

He did admit that he could take Dream to their houses for a visit, but that was about it. 

“I know this is super hard for Rob because he was so in love with [Chyna] and this is not how he thought the relationship was going to end,” said Khloe in a confessional. 

Well, Rob did leak the nudes, so maybe he should have thought about that before worrying about a custody battle. 

Khloe knew the situation was getting to her mother, so she chatted with her about it. 

"There’s just a lot going on with Rob and the whole custody thing,” said the family matriarch. “It’s just wild. It’s stressful because I’m trying to help him navigate this.”

Khloe Kardashian Shows off Pink Manicure

“You can’t let it consume you. You’ve got to just smile and enjoy life,” Khloe said to her mother. Kris decided it was time to leave the conversation because it was all getting too much. 

To cheer Kris up, Khloe thought pranking her would be the best foot forward. Khloe hired a mime, and he showed up at the house to handcuff himself to her. 

“I know Khloe’s wants me to lighten up, and I get what she’s trying to do, but I don’t think she understands how packed my day is,” Kris said to the camera. 

The mime annoyed Kris because he was doing silly stuff while he was out with. Kris decided it was time to part ways with the mime and her assistant cut her free. 

Kris Jenner, Blonde Selfie

“By the end of the day, I got to say it was really fun. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life,” Kris admitted. 

In the end, Kris managed to return the favor by showing at Khloe's house dressed as a mime. 

“Mom, this is really your look! I think you should do this all the time,” Khloe said to her mother before turning to a konfessional to reveal her thoughts on her mother's new look. 

“I am so happy to see my mom as this light, fun Kris Jenner. This is the Kris Jenner that I know, so the next time things get crazy, pull out that face paint and your mime costume. You’re good to go.”

Kourtney Kardashian Says Good Morning

Meanwhile, Kourtney revealed that she was traveling to Egypt with Younes Bendjima, but she felt guilty about leaving her kids behind. 

“I’m proud that you’re doing something for yourself,” said Khloe who wanted her sister to have fun.

“There was a time when I wouldn’t even sleep out for one night,” Kourtney responded before saying that she wanted to keep her relationship separate from her kids. 

What did you think of all the drama?

Keeping Up with Kardashians continues tonight!

Blac Chyna: The Kardashians are Evil, Vindictive Liars!

Back in the day, Blac Chyna used her bush to lure in Rob Kardashian.

Now, in excerpts from a lawsuit, the former reality star is not beating around the bush when it comes to her feelings about her ex-lover's family.

Blac Chyna Acts All Sweet

In legal documents obtained by TMZ, the mother of two (including Rob's first and only daughter, Dream) alleges that the Kardashians and Jenners flat out sabotaged the series Rob & Chyna because they didn't want to see Blac succeed.

This is what Chyna claims in the lawsuit she has filed, regarding E! highest-paid stars:

"The unwritten rule no one told (her) when she began her relationship with Kardashian is that the entire family will come after you if you leave, using their fame, wealth and power to take you down."

How so?

Chyna says the family made sure her television show got "cancelled (despite great ratings)" and that they "spread lies" about her, "even funding a bogus lawsuit about a crumbled gingerbread house."

Wait... what?

Come again, regarding that last part cited?

Blac Chyna, Cleavage for Days

In September of last year, Rob went public with the allegation that Chyna once beat him up pretty badly.

This including choking Kardashian with an iPhone charging cable, striking him frequently in the head and, yes, smashing a gingerbread house.

Chyna is saying in these new documents that such an attack, at least against the gingerbread house, never took place.

Blac, who was very good friends with Kim Kardashian a long time ago, goes on to say the famous family was dead set on destroying her career because they feared she would not compete with them commercially and on social media.

She filed her lawsuit back in October, claiming at the time that Kris Jenner and her daughters used their "power and influence over the E! network to kill the second season."

How have the Kardashians responded?

Rob Kardashian, Blac Chyna Split

By asking a judge to throw out the lawsuit for two reasons:

1. The show garnered terrible ratings. That's just a fact.

2. Chyna has filed for a restraining order against Rob, making it legally impossible for him to film scenes with his baby mama.

The restraining order was asked for due to Rob sharing naked photos of his ex-girlfriend, prompting a discussion around the Internet about revenge porn and whether Rob would actually go to jail for his actions.

It's been pretty darn ugly between these parents for a long time now.

But that's the thing: they are parents. They will always be parents.

Blac Being Blac

Little Dream was born in November of 2016 and the most important thing here is that she be raised in as healthy an environment as possible.

Many fear, however, that it's too late.

Thankfully, to date, Chyna has not asked to restrict Rob's access to his child. The stars are sharing custody and, at the very least, not slamming each other left and right online.

That is progress to some degree for the pair.

We don't know what will happen with this lawsuit...

... but we do know Dream deserves to have both parents in her life. Let's hope Chyna and Rob both keep this in mind going forward.

This Kardashian Family Photo Raises Two Major Questions

The Kardashians and Jenners have unveiled a new holiday card...

... actually, allow us to amend this statement:

Most of the Kardashians and Jenners have unveiled a new holiday card.

Limited Family Photo

In an image shared across the social media accounts of all featured above, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian all are posing for the camera.

(Most are doing so in very serious and dramatic fashion for some reason, too.)

But no Internet user out there cares very much about these women.

They only care about the one woman NOT in the picture.

We speak, of course, about Kylie Jenner.

Just like she was absent from the Kardashian Christmas card, despite rumors that she would reveal her pregnancy on the final version, Kylie is absent from this family photo as well.

And lest you think her absence is just something celebrity gossip sites are fixated on, as we attempt to stir up controversy where there is none, consider what Kourtney wrote as a caption on Instagram:

When you can’t find the rest of the family for the photo ...

Kardashian Christmas Card 2017

This is clearly a reference to Kylie's whereabouts.

The 20-year old is expecting her very first child with semi long-time boyfriend Travis Scott.

But Kylie is yet to say a word about the bun in her oven, choosing instead to basically go radio silent on Twitter and Instagram ever since the news went viral.

This decision has irritated her followers, many of whom just wish to send Jenner their best wishes. They cannot do so, however, until she actually verifies the pregnancy herself.

Heck, the choice to keep mum has even led to a few crazy theories, such as some speculating that Kylie is Kim's surrogate... and others thinking she has already had the baby.

We doubt either of these rumors are true.

Khloe and Kylie, Christmas Party 2017

But Kylie is Internet savvy.

She should realize that her ongoing silence on the issue is simply generating more and more chatter.

Why doesn't she just set the record straight? Why doesn't she confirm the news and announce her due date and watch the congratulations roll in?

There are two possibilities:

  1. She is just incredibly ashamed over this whole development and remains in some kind of denial.
  2. This is all part of a media strategy to be mysterious and quiet and then spring her baby bump (or the baby itself!) on folks once anticipation has reached its peak level.

For the record, we hear Jenner is due in February and is having a girl.

Kendall Jenner Possible Bump

Elsewhere, with Khloe also expecting and Kim said to welcome her third child via the aforementioned surrogate, there's a new rumor out:

Could Kendall Jenner ALSO be pregnant?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The above selfie has people wondering because maybe, possibly there's a baby bump there.

The model, though, has denied this crazy theory, joking online in response that she just "likes bagels" and, we guess, recently ate some.

We likely believe her.

But take another look at the family photo at the outset of this article.

Kendall is standing in the back, her belly covered up by the relatives in front of her.

Could this be because she's hiding something?!?

We're just asking.

Kardashian Christmas Cards: Which is Your Favorite?

It's become more of a tradition than leaving cookies and milk out for Santa Claus.

Every year, Kim Kardashian and kompany pose for a Christmas card that threatens to break the Internet on an annual basis.

Some are fancy. Some are silly. All are featured below.

Which is your favorite?!?

1. 2017

Kardashian christmas card 2017
They're almost all here! With the exception of Kylie Jenner, family members pose here for the Kardashian Christmas card,

2. 2015

Kardashian christmas card 2015
The family said goodbye to all the adults and hello to just the children for the 2015 version.

3. 2013

2013
This one was... different. The family went with a carnival theme in 2013, replete with one giant dollar sign of course.

4. 2012

Kardashian christmas card 2012
Sorry, Diddy. But the Kardashians stole your white party idea back in 2012.

5. 2011

2011 kardashian christmas card
A 3D version of this card was actually sent out, featuring the same fancy look on all family members.

6. 2010

Kardashian christmas card
Look at how cute Mason is in his suit! And look at how everyone except for Kim has chosen to go with dark colors.
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Kardashian Christmas Card: Unveiled! Controversial!

The Kardashians have once again made a statement with their annual Christmas card.

Yet the final product has mostly left fans scratching their heads and asking a question.

Kardashian Christmas Card 2017

First, take a look at the 2017 card above.

Taken by photographer Eli Russell Linnetz, it was shared yesterday on Twitter by Kim Kardashian - and it features nearly every one of her relatives.

There's Khloe and Kourtney, of course, along with mother and matriarch Kris Jenner.

There's also Jenner's own mom, Mary Jo Houghton, not to mention half-sibling Kendall Jenner.

And look at that! Kourtney's kids - Penelope, Mason and Reign Disick - are making an appearance, joined by fellow young cuties Saint and North West.

The official version is the culmination of what Kim and company dubbed their very own 25 Days of Christmas, as they released various pictures and outtakes from the photo shoot throughout the month on social media.

To wit:

Kanye and Young North

As you can see, Kanye West was very much involved in the pictorial... and yet was NOT depicted in the card itself.

We don't know why.

Scott Disick isn't included, either, but he isn't technically family; and Rob Kardashian is nowhere to be found.

Come on, though, did anyone really expect the often-estranged Rob to front, center or even off to the side in the card?

What many folks DID expect, however, was to finally get a look at Kylie Jenner's baby bump.

The pregnant 20-year old was not featured in any of the lead-up photos prior to this final release, prompting social media users to assume she would make her pregnancy reveal as part of the card.

That would have been a fun and unique way to do so, right?

For the entire family to be gathered around Kylie, pointing to her belly or something, as a way to confirm Kylie's pregnancy?

Kim for the Card

Alas, this did not happen.

Kylie isn't even in the card!

The only conclusion we can really draw from this is that Jenner really is ashamed of her body, as previous reports have stated.

We guess Kylie really is in hiding until her child is born - and fans aren't happy about it.

“Maybe we should call the authorities because @KylieJenner is still missing from the damn Kardashian Christmas card,” one person Tweeted.

Added another: “I need to see the BELLY."

And another: “Lmaoooooo THEY MIND F—KED US ALL MONTH LONG!!!!"

"What is this total f—kery they have done to us!!! C’mon @KylieJenner @KimKardashian we wanted Kylie on the damn 25th day!!!”

Kylie on Xmas

It's worth noting that Kylie did spend Christmas morning with Khloe.

The latter (who is also pregnant!) shared the above Snapchat image with supporters on Monday, stating in a video that Kylie attended her mother's Christmas Eve party and has very much been around this holiday season.

She's just laying low, it seems.

And when she does show her face, she is NOT showing her stomach. It's impossible not to notice that these days.

This is all well and good, of course. It's Kylie's body and her pregnancy and her news to deliver whenever she wants to.

She just has to understand that the longer she goes without doing so, the most people on the Internet will ask question and maybe even hurl insults.

We don't encourage the latter act, but we do understand the former.

Kylie has spent her formative years sharing every last aspect of her personal life with followers... and now she chooses to be all private?!?

It's hard not to conclude that she really isn't very excited to be a mother, based on that simple fact.