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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: Welcome… Alex Rodriguez?!?

As evidenced by the Kim Kardashian sex tape, at least one cast member on Keeping Up with the Kardashians knows a thing or two about how to handle a rod.

This was relevant on Sunday night because former Major League Baseball superstar Alex Rodriguez, often referred to by the nickname "A. Rod," made an unexpected cameo on the popular reality series.

Can't say we saw that coming.

Alex Rodriguez on E!

Also the boyfriend of Jennifer Lopez, Rodriguez was on hand to help the ladies with their baseball skills in anticipation of a charity game that was held to raise money for the Watts Community Center.

This is an interest in which Kris Jenner has often decided to devote her time and interest.

The big and very poorly-played game pitted the Kardashian family -- including Kim, Kourtney, a then-pregnant Khloe, Kris and Kendall -- against family pal Tito Jackson and his loved ones.

The Kardashians called themselves the Calabasas Peaches due to the movie A League of Their Own... and they were very much in a league of their own terriblenesss.

"The Jacksons have to go down," Rodriguez said in an attempt to coach the women up, adding:

"Dear God, let us all play like New York Yankees."

Kim at bat

(Editor's Note: The Yankees just lost a playoff game by a score of 16-1 and a series to their hated rival, the Boston Red Sox, so perhaps playing like the most recent version of the Bronx Bombers was not a great idea.)

Editor's Note 2: A. Rod is a giant tool.)

In the end, the Jacksons thrashed the Kardashians, with Kim going down on strikes faster than she went down on Ray J in the aforementioned sex tape.

"We should just hand over the check now because we suck," she later said.

Still, the game raised $15,000 for a charity that helps underprivileged kids.'

kourt with a glove

"I can’t wait to celebrate all the hard work that was put into the community center,’ said Kris as the family toured the kitchen, sports facilities and computer center at the facility.

Elsewhere, Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian played a pretty dumb prank on Kris by pretending that a talented artist named Art Vandelay had made some paintings.

They then dropped these paintings off at Jenner's house and watched as she wandered around her house, wondering where to hang them.

So much for her so-called expertise in the world of expensive art, right?!?

Disick and Kardashian were intent on embarrassing their snobby loved one, but soon realized they had maybe gone too far.

"We have to break it to her that we’re completely lying…and basically giving her fraudulent paintings," Disick noted in a confessional.

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Over dinner at Nobu that evening, they allowed Kris to schmooze with the fake artist before they dropped the bombshell that she had been had.

"What? No!" Kris yelled upon learning that the paintings had been created by Khloe in her garage.

"You are pieces of sh-t…you had me this time!" Jenner boomed.

Finally, because the writers are truly out of storyline material, Kourtney ordered a DNA test.

"Oh my God I’m Middle Eastern and North African!’ said Kourtney, who was also "4.5 percent French."

dna results

"I’m so white," complained Kendall, while Khloe added:

"I’m 41.5 percent Middle Eastern."

Fascinating, right?

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BREAKING: Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner Suck at Baseball

Kim Kardashian has hit many home runs in her life...

... off the field, we mean.

As in: she's slept with her fair share of men.

Many of these men have eveb been professional athletes, but it's notable that none has played baseball.

Why is this notable?

Because Kim and her mother will play a random pickup game of that sport on this Sunday's brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians... and it will not go well.

As practice for an upcoming softball game, Kim, Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian trudge out to a diamond in the clip featured on this page in order to try pitching and hitting.

A pregnant Khloe stands on the sideline and offers her loved ones advice.

But it falls on deaf and untalented ears.

"Is this the mound?" a confused Kim asks her sister.

"No, the mound is there," Khloe responds. "That would be the pitcher's mound."

(Editor's Note: This is patently absurd. We don't care how little baseball you watch; you know from where a pitcher pitches.)

"The first softball practice is terrifying," Khloe later says in a confessional. "It's just chickens with their head cut off running around this field. It's not good."

After Kim finally gets a hold of a Kris offering and runs to first base, it's time for Jenner to grab a bat and for Kim to take the aforementioned mound.

Upon attempting to hit her first pitch, however, Kris wobbles backward and falls to the ground.

"Oh my god, are you okay?" Kim asks as she rushes to her mother's side. "Oh my god, did you hurt your wrist?"

Yes, Kris claims.

And it actually is possible.

As scripted and as dumb as this entire scene is, we're not sure if Jenner is a decent enough of an actress to fake this fall.

It looks pretty legit!

Take a look at the footage feature here and see for yourself!

(And then visit our friends at TV Fanatic to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online.)

Kris jenner gets injured playing the lamest game of baseball eve

Kris Jenner and Scott Disick: Kim Kardashian Scares the Eff Out of Us!

These days, Scott Disick is keeping an eye on Luka Sabbat and Kourtney Kardashian

On the next Keeping Up With The Kardashians, he's more worried about one of Kourtney's sisters.

He and Kris are bonding over the strangest thing: being afraid to even look at Kim. She scares them.

Scott disick dressed down for dinner

Easily one of the strangest things we've seen recently on Keeping Up With The Kardashians was the tale of Kanye West needing a band-aid.

A grown man demanded that his wife get him a band-aid. She procured multiple bandages, but none of them were the ones he wanted.

Few people would tolerate those kinds of antics from anyone over the age of 9. Kanye is 41 entire years old.

But in this new sneak peek clip from this upcoming episode, it's no longer time for viewers to feel sorry for Kim.

Kris Jenner and Scott Disick are commiserating over how Kim treats them. Should fans fear her, too?

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"When I had my face done, that was really a hard thing for me to go through. And who was there every step of the way? Sheila"

"It just occurred to me, like, she’s wanted to do this for years, but this is just not something she would do." Kris explains.

Kris says: "I want to do this for her and be there for her like she’s always been there for me."

Scott has his concerns, saying: "Even though it’s really a sweet gesture, are you at all nervous that you could offend her in anyway?"

His worry, he explains, is that Sheila will be insulted: "Is it like, ‘Hey, your face looks old?’"

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"Just think about it … If you told me that I needed something done, even if maybe I didn’t, I would definitely go stare and look at whatever that was."

"Kim does that to me 24/7," Kris reveals.

"Kim does that to everybody in the world!" Scott exclaims.

"You know," Scott continues. "She catches every ..."

He wisely cuts off before he says flaw to Kris Jenner. He is sometimes wiser than he appears.

Kris jenner bonds with scott disick

Kim's hypercritical gaze is enough that members of her own family are reluctant to even interact with her.

"I don't even like looking at Kim," Scott admits.

He explains: "Because sometimes she's like," and his makes his eyes grow large as if he is examining a detail on someone's face.

"It's scary, right?" Kris asks. "She'll stare at us."

Anything that can frighten someone with a constitution like Kris' would send us running for the hills.

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Scott gives a sample of the sort of thing Kim will say to him.

"'Is that a pimple right there?'" he quotes. "And I'm like, 'i-I-I don't know.'"

That does sound like a harrowing experience.

Any good friend will point out if there's something that you can fix right away -- like spinach in your teeth or perhaps a pimple.

This is especially important for people who are constantly on camera. 

You don't want to be embarrassed by a random snap.

Kim kardashian is looking great

But even reality stars have downtime. No one wants to feel like they are under constant scrutiny for their appearance.

Sometimes, people who are hopelessly consumed with their own looks seem to be unable to resist commenting on other people's.

Maybe it's a compulsion. Maybe they think that they're being helpful.

Clearly, Kim needs to dial it down a few notches with her family.

And we really, truly hope that she does not do this to or even in front of her children.

North, Saint, and Chicago don't need to grow up obsessing over real and perceived flaws.

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Rekap: Kanye West Needs a Band-Aid

Kanye West needs many things in life.

Attention. Professional mental health assistance. A clue.

On Sunday night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, however, the controversial rapper just needed one thing from his wife: a band-aid.

And it led to a pretty big argument.

Kim Kardashian eats

"Last night I was just like not in the best mood and I was just like tired," Kim told Khloe about this tiff early in the installment, explaining:

"I got home and I was like, 'Hey' and then I was like on my computer and then he was like, 'Babe, will you get off your computer, I wanna talk, let's hangout.'"

Kim was trying to meet a deadline and ignored Kanye, but she responded immediately when Saint reminded his mom that it was time for his bath.

Enter immature Kanye...

"I shut the computer and he's like, 'You're gonna go take a bath with him, but I asked to hangout and you wouldn't?'" Kim told Khloe of West's response.

"Maybe just take a bath with Kanye and it will all be better," Khloe quipped.

Kim Kardashian on Keeping

But Kim said the issue went beyond just polishing her man's knob.

She expounded on a recent fight with Kanye, one that centered on him getting a boo-boo and his desire for his wife to fix it.

"We had a fight because I wouldn't get him a Band-Aid," Kim recounted, adding:

"I said, 'Did you look in the proper place, there's a Band-Aid here.' He didn't like that one. So he wanted another one, so there was a Band-Aid there and I put it on him. He didn't like the color of the Band-Aid."

What about one of daughter North Jesus-themed band-aids, which apparently exist?

Nope!

"He was like, 'I've slaved around the world making clothes for you to make sure that you find the best outfit and you let me go out wearing a Jesus Band-Aid,'" Kim said.

"I'm like, so I'm running around to find three f-cking different color Band-Aid's when I have three kids to look after?!"

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Hmm... is there something about a First World Problem we can label this as?

An Ultimate and Ridiculous and Nauseating First World Problem, perhaps?

Khloe simply told Kim that men often needed to be treated like the "first baby" and that, overall, Kanye is someone who requires attention and constant love.

Kim understood and bought some really sexy lingerie for Valentine's Day. Problem solved!

Elsewhere, however, she continued to have problems with sibling Kourtney.

annoyed Kourtney

This time, they centered around Kim taking it upon herself to get involved in Kourtney and Scott Disick's relationship after Disick supposedly texted Kim that he wanted another child.

Since both Scott and Kourtney were seeing other people at that time of this filming, Kim figured the two could just go the IVF route and have a fourth kid together without intercourse.

Easy peasy!

She emailed this brilliant idea to the rest of her loved ones... Kourtney included! By accident!

Kim then tried to bury the email and have it erased from Kourtney's phone, but Kourtney caught on and was understandably furious.

"Honestly, I don't even want to look at her after the whole email situation," the mother of three confessed to her mom and Khloe.

"I don't think she wants to hurt your feelings," Kris responded, trying to play peacemaker. "I think she just communicates differently."

Kourtney didn't appreciate her mom "there are two sides to everything" approach and shot back:

"She did something really malicious, backstabbing and actually evil. Going behind someone's back? It's not okay, it's not something I will accept in my life."

Kim Kardashian... in a Panic?

Despite her anger at both Kris and Kim, Kourtney eventually settled down and spoke to Scott.

Disick revealed that Kim had twisted his words and vowed to Kourtney he "would not go and call up your family" to discuss this topic of children again.

From there,, Kourtney and Kim buried the tension enough to go away on a joint family skiing trip. Hooray!

Use think link right here to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online and check out the gallery below for more about this absurd family...

Tyga: Still Friends With Kris Jenner After Trashing Kylie?!

Just a few weeks ago, Tyga was claiming that he's the one who made Kylie rich and famous, if you can imagine.

But even though he put Kylie on blast in that interview, when he had a run-in with Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian, it was anything but awkward.

In fact, Kris insisted on getting a hug.

Kyga on Vacation

A source tells E! that Tyga was at Beyonce and Jay-Z's concert when he ran into none other than the momager herself, Kris Jenner, along with Kim Kardashian.

For a host of reasons, you might imagine that they'd give him the cold shoulder. Instead, it was the opposite.

According to an eyewitness, Kris and Kim greeted Kylie's much-older ex "warmly."

"Kris looked especially excited to see him," the source said. "And also went in for a hug."

Tyga spent a lot of time with the family while he was with Kylie, which explains the hug. But ... does Kris not care what he said about her baby girl?

Tyga in Concert

In case you, like Kris, have forgotten, Tyga spoke to Nicki Minaj just a few weeks ago.

First, he denied that he misses Kylie, saying: "No, I'm good. I'm good love, enjoy."

That part was fine. Some doubt that it was honest, but it's fine.

He then claimed that it was a "big fact" that he was the one who put Kylie on the map through their relationship.

Tyga claimed that "everybody know that" and "that's public." As evidence, he suggested that people look at "the before and after."

Kylie and Tyga Look Weird

"She always had a platform, and she was always destined to be where she was going to be, regardless," Tyga admitted..

"But, when I stepped in, and there was a lot of codes being taught," he says. "It was like, 'You could do this. You should start this. You should start doing your hair like this, or you should do this."

"You should adapt because you need black people to f--k with you cause you need culture," Tyga says that he told her.

"If you aint got black people behind you, you aint got nothing -- aint nobody going to listen," Tyga announces. "You can't influence nobody.' So, I had a lot to do with all that."

Critics say that he took credit for Kylie's success and bragged about helping her appropriate black culture. Double yikes.

Tyga Smiling

Many would say that basically no one had heard of Tyga before he started dating then-underage Kylie, but Tyga feels that the universe owes him.

"It was a lot of stuff, but, it's like, I'm not that bitter type of person," Tyga says. "Because God is going to pay me back; the universe is going to pay me back."

"And people are seeing what's happening now," he adds. But, he says, he doesn't have any gripes about Kylie's happily ever after with Travis Scott.

"I'm not a bitter person. That's like, if we break up, we break up," Tyga claims.

"We had a good time and we kept moving," Tyga says. "You know, we went our separate ways, and we both are doing good, you know what I'm saying?"

Tyga and Kylie Jenner in NYC

Tyga emphases that he has zero issues with Travis Scott, saying: "We aint got no beef."

Some have cynically suggested that maybe Kylie, who is now 21 years old, has just gotten too old for 28-year-old Tyga.

As far as Kris hugging him is concerned, that may have just been habit. Like we said, Tyga spent a lot of time with the family.

We somehow doubt that his interview escaped her notice, but given Kylie's net worth, Tyga's hilarious claim that he's the real power behind Kylie's influence is probably something that Kris could just laugh off.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Rekap: Pregnancy is SO Easy!

Breaking news:

Kylie Jenner has given birth!

We repeat: Kylie Jenner has given birth!

It Is Stormi!

What? You knew this already?

It happened way back in February, causing Sunday night's brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians to feel very dated and anti-climactic?

Oh.

Nevertheless, the latest installment of this bizarrely popular E! reality series focused almost entirely on Kylie's pregnancy and labor.

Early on, Kim joked with Kylie that her expecting state has been the best-kept secret of our generation," despite literally every website on the Internet writing about it for weeks at the time.

"Your friends deserve awards," Kim told her sibling, adding that she was never able to keep her pregnancies quiet and saying of Jenner's close friends.

"Seriously, because now you know you have some real ones.�

Later, while working out with her personal trainer, Kim was stunned when Kourtney Kardashian walked in and delivered the news that Kylie was in labor. 

Kim noted that Kylie had asked Khloe to be in the delivery room, at Kim's behest, while the family later gabbed once again about the secrecy of this birth (Kim: "Can you believe Kylie got out of the hospital with not one report? Now Caitlyn can never say we have big mouths and we leak everything.") -- along how amazing and how easy it all was.

“It was such a positive experience. …  She would go, ‘I’m not feeling any pain,'� Kris Jenner explained of her youngest child. "She was so calm.�

Oh, Kris also said she pulled Stormi out of Kylie's vagina.

"Ewww," Kim replied upon hearing this news.

Kris Talks

"Kylie's always wanted to be a mom so this is really exciting for her," Kim told the camera, saying of why the young star didn't make any official statement until after she gave birth:

"She just didn't want anyone changing her happy moment and her happy pregnancy, so I'm really proud of her that she stuck to her guns and was able to tell her story her way."

We believe her.

It definitely didn't have anything to do with Kylie's shock and shame over getting impregnated at age 20 by a guy she had only been dating a few months.

"I can already tell that Kylie is gonna be the most amazing mom and is so in love with her baby," Kris added, as the relatives laid it on as thick as humanly possible.

Kim Kardashian Kicks Back

Eventually, Kylie showed up for dinner, Stormi wrapped up tightly at her bosom while making her television debut.

"Now that it's all said and done, what is your real take on pregnancy?" Kim asked her sister.

"I liked it. I miss it," Kylie said ridiculously with a shrug. "I had like, the easiest pregnancy."

What did she miss about it? What did she like about it?

"You never feel alone and like I was really sad to not be pregnant anymore," Kylie expounded.

Kylie Jenner Carrying Stormi Webster

With Chicago Westin the picture on the show, all that remains is for Khloe to give birth and complete the trifecta.

"Khloe, I'm just so excited for you," Kylie said. "I can't wait."

"Chicago was like the new girl in town for like a day," Kim quipped.

"Stormi's got three months, maybe as the new girl," Kourtney said.

NOTE: We made some fun of Kylie and company here because the news is just so old and the glee with which she talked about labor was a tad bit nauseating and absurd.

But we really are happy for Jenner.

SECOND NOTE: The episode also included a memorial to the late family dog Gabbana.

And we'll never make fun of anyone for mourning the loss of a pet.

Khloe, who had taken Gabbana into her home after Kris and Caitlyn’s divorce, eulogized the canine in a testimonial, saying:

“It’s so crazy to me that a dog can touch your life the way Gabbana’s touched my life. … I could always hear her in my home and now I hear silence.�

May she rest in peace.

Kris Jenner to Kanye West: Stop Attacking the Men in Kim’s Life!

As you may have heard, Kanye West went off on Nick Cannon, Drake, and Tyson Beckford in a rambling, self-shot video that appeared online yesterday.

What pissed Kanye off, it seems is that all three men have -- allegedly or otherwise -- expressed opinions about Kim Kardashian sometime in the past few weeks.

Very Serious Kimye

Yes, it seems verbalizing a thought about the most famous woman on the planet is enough to land you on Yeezy's sh-t list these days.

Hell, Drake didn't even actually say anything about Kim.

He just featured a character named Kiki in a song, but that was enough to spark rumors that Drake was boning Kim, which was enough to earn Drizzy a mention in the world's laziest diss track.

Obviously, Kanye has a long history of making every situation far worse by opening his mouth, and it seems he may have done exactly that once again.

Hands Up

But this time, it's not Kim who's encouraging the rapper to shut his yap.

Now it seems Kris Jenner is in on the act, and sources say she absolutely tore Kanye a new one this week for bringing so much negative attention to his family.

"Kris is not happy at all and she reamed Kanye out because she thinks that he is putting his family in danger," a source close to the situation tells Radar Online.

It seems Cannon may have been correct in his theory that Drake has damaging information about the Kardashians, as Kris is apparently deeply concerned about what he might reveal.

Kris Talks

"Kris told Kanye that Drake is shady, and everyone knows he is shady," the insider says of Kris' stern warning.

"She knows that she cannot silence Kanye ever, but she told him that she doesn’t want him going off about it anymore.�

It seems Kim doesn't see eye-to-eye with her mother on this issue and instead feels proud that Kanye stood up for her in such public fashion.

But even she recognizes that there's been far too much Kanye-related drama in recent months.

Classic Kimye

“Kim is thankful that he put them in their place but she just wants the petty sh-t to end,� says the source.

It may seem silly for a family who lives their lives so publicly to be concerned about 45 seconds of trash talk, but the Kards have practically reached political dynasty-levels of fame.

They have a policy of keeping their friends close and their enemies closer (hence why Scott Disick is still invited to family functions) and Kanye is messing with the program by airing so much dirty laundry.

But if Kris thinks a stern warning will be enough to shut Kanye's mouth down, we're afraid she's in for a hard lesson.

Kris Jenner: I Delivered Stormi Webster!

Kris Jenner is a mother. 

A manager.

A reality star.

And... and an Obstetrician/Gynecologist?!?

Apparently so, according to this new clip from Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

In a 42-second sneak peek at Sunday's new installment, Kris is sitting on a sofa and talking to daughters Kim and Kourtney.

The subject at hand? Kylie Jenner and her first-ever birth, as this episode was apparently filmed way back in February.

Kris tells her two oldest children that Kylie handled her labor like a pro, scarcely experiencing any pain, even as her contractions grew worse and Stormi Webster grew closer to arrival.

"She did really, really well,” explains Kris in this clip, adding:

“She just kept saying: ‘I just don’t feel any pain.’ You’d see these contractions like crazy and she would go: ‘I just am not feeling it.’ I’m like, ‘This is really weird!'"

Labeling Kylie as a "trooper," Kris continued:

"She really was. She was so calm. It was really exciting. I delivered the baby! I delivered her. I pulled her out."

This, of course, was Kylie's first child and she had her with Travis Scott and...

WAIT! WHAT?

Kris Jenner pulled Stormi out of Kylie's vagina?!?

Yes, she confirms, to which Kim sort of recoils, while Kourtney sounds pretty relaxed about the whole thing.

Elsewhere on this installment of the popular reality series, Kourtney will sound far less relaxed when she brings up her mother's affair...

... to her mother!

Watch that sneak peek here:

And then click PLAY on this page to hear Kris talk about her unexpected role in Kylie's delivery room.

Do you find it sort of cool that a mother did this... or sort of gross?

Kris jenner i delivered stormi webster

Kardashian Family Members’ Net Worth: Ranked!!

Were it not for the seminal (tee-hee, see what we did there) cinematic masterpiece known as the Kim Kardashian sex tape, there would be no Kardashian media empire to speak of.

A decade after the film's release, however, the infamous Ray J-produced romp has essentially spawned America's second-most famous family of fame-obsessed egomaniacs.

Yes, proving again that the Kard clan has far more staying power than its harshest critics feared, it's hard to keep up with their wealth.

In addition to the OGs, the younger sisters of Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe are raking in bank, and showing zero signs of slowing down.

How much cash are we talking about here?

Here's the net worth for each family member, which may surprise you, at least as far as who's on top of the Kardashian money pile.

But we begin with this underachiever ...

1. Rob Kardashian: Estimated Net Worth, $2.5 Million

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Look, don't get us wrong. Most people on this planet would kill for a net worth of $2,500,000. In this family, though, that's pretty embarrassing. Aside from that line of socks that Kris made him slap his name on, Rob's business ventures are non-existent. His short-lived TV return with Blac Chyna flamed out faster than their combustible relationship. That net worth may be on the decline, too, as Chyna takes him for all she can for the next 17 years. Might want to start sending out resumes, Rob.

2. Scott Disick: Estimated Net Worth, $15 Million

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The Lord's bank account may not hold a candle to the mother of his kids and her siblings, but an eight-figure net worth for partying and fornicating your life away? Not bad for a talentless, 35-year-old hanger-on. Well played?

3. Kendall Jenner: Estimated Net Worth, $18 Million (and Rising)

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As Steve Harvey reminded us, during the Kard clan's landmark recent appearance on Family Feud, Kendall was the highest paid model in the world in 2017. But walking the runway doesn't pay what it used to ... at least compared to her mom and siblings. A modest $18 million net worth for Kendall isn't terrible though. Keep your chin up, girl.

4. A Financial Plan of Attack

Kendall jenner as a model
But even though she's currently the lowest-earning among her sisters, those who analyze this sort of thing closely say Kendall might be the most financially savvy. How so?

5. Branching Out

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The biggest money may be in reality TV and social media influencing, but Kendall is looking at the big picture and refusing to put all her eggs in one basket, focusing on a modeling career that - by and large - depends on her own work, not her family's endeavors. Will it pay off? Most likely, Whatever happens, she's not dependent on the E! Network and Instagram for her cash flow, and she also lives more under the radar than most.

6. Kourtney Kardashian: Estimated Net Worth, $35 Million

Kourtneys tequila and bikini sunrise
Yes, the mother of three and former partner of Scott Disick is worth almost twice as he is, and nearly double Kendall. Her work might not be as high-profile, but those who know Kourtney best say she stays on her grind 24/7, and we don't just mean working out like a woman possessed to keep up those insane curves.
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: That Girl is… Poisoned?!?

Keeping Up with the Kardashians asked viewers to suspend their disbelief this week.

First, because the episode was filmed WAY back in December and focused on the family's celebration of Christmas.

Second, because Kris Jenner believed she was the target of a murder plot.

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We'll get a summation of the latter storyline over first.

We actually have documented it at length already, sharing multiple clips of Kris Jenner initially testing her drinking water for samples of poison and then being tricked by Kim and Kylie into believing Kourtney was out for her.

Totally hilarious... we guess?

Definitely not totally scripted by producers desperate for some levity... right?

Elsewhere this Sunday, the crux of the installment centered on further tension between Kim, Khloe and Kourtney.

"We really haven't resolved anything with Kourtney since the therapy session," Kim said early on in a confessional, adding:

"We've so much more to really hash out and it just hasn't happened yet, so we've just all been kind of walking on eggshells around each other."

Kardashian on E!

As chronicled on The Hollywood Gossip, this filmed rivalry has been ugly and intense at times, while almost definitely phony.

At one point on this episode, Kourtney said she didn't want to invite Scott Disick to her mother's holiday party, which caused quite the backlash for some reason.

"You have to invite Scott," Kris told her eldest child. "You can't just have him come to a party for 10 years as part of our family, he's still part of our family."

Speaking of the party and of invites... why did Caitlyn Jenner not receive one, Kendall wondered?

Simple, Kim replied:

"Scott has never done anything mean or said anything negative. So that's different."

Kendall Jenner in Total Shock

It certainly is true that Caitlyn had some harsh things to say about his relatives, most notably Kris Jenner, during his promotional book tour last fall.

But Kendall wasn't satisfied with this response about her dad, snapping back at Kim:

"Is that actually a joke?. They've both done f-cked up things in different ways."

Kourtney basically agreed with Kendall's point and emphasized that whether Disick would be a part of the gathering or not was her call in the end.

"This is exactly why my sisters and I haven't been getting along. They just don't have my back and they don't take my feelings into consideration," she told the camera.

"And now I feel like the same thing's happening with Kendall. If it's not exactly what they think there is always criticism and judgement and I'm not here to be criticized every day."

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Kourtney added that she's "so over everyone and their bitchiness" and even confided in Kendall that she wanted to skip family Christmas altogether this year.

Kendall, of course, shared this admission with Kim and Khloe, who just used it as fuel in their fiery rage against their sister.

"She drives me so crazy, I just don't even know what to do," an annoyed Kim said at one point.

Kourtney eventually acquiesced and stuck around for the celebration, but only after Disick vowed to be nice to her then-boyfriend, Younes Bendjima.

Oh, then there was the whole dual pregnancy thing.

This episode was filmed so long ago that Khloe had not yet announced she was expecting, but she was waiting on Kylie to do the same, wanting to give her younger sister a "time to shine" ...

... and also wanting to stay out of the spotlight until she was showing.

"I'm just like, chubby right now," Khloe confessed during a conversation with Kris. "I don't want someone to be like, 'Are you pregnant or just hungry?'"

Finally, Kylie called Khloe and said her pregnancy confirmation was forthcoming.

"I just don't want to be in the spotlight," the Kylie Cosmetics founder explained. "I'm just gonna be low-key."

That surprisingly did end up being the case, with Kylie saying almost noting about her status in public until after her daughter was born.

But these cast members had a lot to say last night!

Click on the video below to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online and get caught up now!

Kris Jenner is Worried That Someone is Poisoning Her

On last Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner played dead.

On this Sunday's upcoming episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner will be concerned that someone wants her dead.

We're barely even kidding!

In a sneak peek at the overly-scripted action to come, Kris is in her kitchen with embattled daughter Kourtney Kardashian, informing her oldest child that she isn't feeling well...

... and she thinks her drinking water may be to blame.

As a result, she does what any rich person with too much time on her hands and a bunch of producers ordering her around would do:

She tests the water for contaminants.

"I know you're extra a lot of the time, but this is above and beyond extra," Kim Kardashian tells her mother in a joint confessional at one point.

But Kris it not deterred.

She drops some stuff into her water and also into Kourtney's water, shakes up the samples and determines that hers reads 7.2, while the other vial reads 8.2.

This means, ummm.... something, she guesses.

"Well exactly, what does it mean is the question," Kris wonders aloud, asking Kourtney for the "ideal" number the water ought to be.

"Seven point six. So yours is seven point two," Kourtney replies in a truly fascinating scene.

Okay. So it's not perfect, but Jenner's water does not appear to be dangerous, either.

"They're slightly different in coloration, but within drinking limits. So, we can rule out the water and back to the drawing board," Kris tells the camera.

Still, if someone is poisoning her, she WILL get to the bottom of it, Kris later vows to Kourtney.

Elsewhere on this installment, Kim and Khloe wonder if their sister is becoming like their brother, which they mean as a major insult.

Check out the latest clip here and then tune in for Keeping Up with the Kardashians on E! this Sunday at 9/8c.

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: Kris Gets Cross

Scott Disick acted like a self-centered jerk with a drinking problem on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this week.

Stunning, right?

We'll give you a few minutes to pick your jaw up off the floor before we explain why...

Scott Disick in Yellow

Prior to taking a trip to Miami for an event called Art Basel, the irritating father of three gushed to Kris Jenner about his newest business venture: flipping homes.

Kris, actually proud of her quasi son-in-law, bragged on his behalf at one point, actually saing:

“My entire family leans on you for our design advice from time to time.”

Down in Florida, Disick explained his plan was to “look into new art that I can start putting into some of my new houses" and later said he yearns to be a "modern day Martha Stewart."

Stewart is alive and still doing her thing, but point taken we guess.

Moreover, Kris’ boyfriend (and future husband?) Corey Gamble had even arranged a series of meetings with galleries for Disick.

It all looked to be coming together...

Scott Disick in Blue

... until we cut to a producer telling Gamble that Disick “was out super late last night and he is dead asleep."

Back in Los Angeles, an annoyed Corey vented to Jenner that Scott didn’t show up after they had prepared for weeks for the trip.

Corey had flown to Miami just for Scott and didn’t even see him during his time there.

“He did not surface … he had a wild night,” Corey told Kris.

Cue Jenner's confrontation with the man she had only recently praised for one of the first times ever.

"You invited Corey to Art Basel so you could look at pieces for your home and then you bailed," Kris said. "If you're gonna go do Art Basel then go do Art Basel. Don't do Art Basel and pretend like it's spring break."

"I didn't think it was the worst thing to be able to go away for a few days and chill," Scott replied.

"But when you f-ck up, you don't just f-ck up a little bit, you f-ck up," Kris explained. "Sometimes these little setbacks can cost you dearly."

Kris Jenner as a Trainer

In the end, Disick totally understood and apologized.

Just kidding.

"This is crazy," he confessed to the camera, adding:

"As much as I understand that I need to be responsible, I don't know when I ever said that I can't go out. I'm doing my best in life, but I still like to have fun when I can."

Thankfully for Kris, she had a couple of ways to distract herself this week:

First, she tried to act as Khloe's nutritionist and personal trainer.

As previously teased, Jenner brought her pregnant daughter a boatload of donuts, much to Khloe's dismay... and disgust.

"If I want a doughnut or cookies, I'll eat them. I'm not depriving myself," Khloe said after turning them down.

"Everything I'm doing is instructed by my doctor and I would love to avoid a c-section if possible, but if my baby turns out to be really big, I'm gonna have to get a c-section."

Jenner also went to work out with Khloe, who visited her doctor at one point during the episode and was told the pregnancy was goinga along smoothly.

Kim Kardashian as a Mortician

Finally, Kim took a break from cursing off Kourtney to play the role of mortician.

This is the person who puts makeup on dead people prior to their funerals or memorials.

"I've been dying, no pun intended, I've been dying to know the tricks of the trade and like, what concealer mortician's use," Kim claimed to the camera, clearly desperate for a new storyline.

“I know death is such a morbid topic but I’m like obsessed.” added Kim, who, along with makeup artist and KKW Beauty collaborator Mario Dedivanovic, visited an actual mortuary.

She also tried out this potential new job on her mother, who acted like a corpse in one weird scene.

Kim Looks Puzzled

So... does Kim have a new occupation?

Will she go work in a funeral home?

Nope.

"I know this is way too heavy for me to ever really take on. But, I've learned so much being here and I'm really grateful for the experience," Kim said toward the end of the episode.

"And I'm really glad that Mario came along 'cause now I know if, when the day comes [that I die], I'll be in good hands."

Well, alrighty then!

Click on the video below to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online and catch up with all you missed from this week's Kris-centric installment.

Kim Kardashian Practices Mortician Makeup on Kris Jenner

Kim Kardashian is apparently in the market for a new career.

Her job as a reality TV star simply must come to an end at some point, as we're already on Season 15 of her family's program on E!, whose ratings have been dropping significantly over the past few years.

And she can't go back to her life as an amateur sex tape actress because he would ruin the reputation she has tried to build up ever since the public got a look at Ray J ramming his erect unit into her private regions.

So what is an Instagram personality to do?

Become a mortician, apparently.

In this unexpected sneak peek at the upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the 37-year-old enlists the help of mother Kris Jenner, who she asks to play the role of a corpse because...

... well, we're not entirely certain why.

Because the script says so, of course, is the unspoken answer.

But Kardashian explains that she has to test her beauty products herself before she can offer them to a professional who prepares the deceased for their funeral.

With that in mind:

“Please lay down,” she tells her mom, who responds in sort of funny fashion by replying:

"I’m not dead, I know I look bad, but I just got out of the shower.”

"What’s your favorite look these days?” Kardashian then asks. “What would you want to go out in? Not like to the store, but … out, out.”

As in dead, in case you aren't following along here.

Finally, as you'll see when you hit PLAY on the video here, just when Kim thinks Jenner is “really playing” along, the family matriarch turns the tables and jumps up to frighten her daughter.

“Oh, my God, you really scared me,” Kardashian says wiping tears from her eyes. “I almost peed my pants!”

Elsewhere on an episode that will apparently feature a lot of Kris Jenner, the 62-year old will try to force feed Khloe many donuts.

Click on the above link to see what we mean and tune in to E! on Sunday, August 19 at 9/8c to see Jenner play dead for Kim.

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Kris Jenner Tries to Feed Khloe Dozens of Donuts

In a scene that will air this Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians - one that was totally not scripted and definitely not sponsored by Krispy Kreme - Kris Jenner shows up at her daughter's house with eight dozen donuts.

For what reason?

Why is this "psychopath" up to?

Khloe, who is pretty far along in her pregnancy in the sneak peek, isn't so sure herself.

“Are you … okay?” she asks her very excited mother.

Jenner explains that she was inspired to stop by because it was in the script and the aforementioned famous donut chain paid her family money for her to do so she thought back to her cravings back when she was pregnant.

“I remember back when my mom was pregnant, she and Bruce almost got a divorce because Bruce would not pull over to get her two dozen doughnuts,” says Kardashian, adding in the video featured here:

“He was like, ‘You don’t need them Kris.’ And they were screaming at each other.

"He finally got her these stupid doughnuts and when I tell you she ate ever f-ckin doughnut, she ate ever f-ckin doughnut.”

But Khloe?

That's not who she is, the star explains. She actually finds this sort of binge eating, even when expecting, to be "disgusting."

So she passes on the pastries, even as Kris tries to basically shove them down her throat.

“I just want you to feel good about yourself and be able to let your hair down a little bit and say, ‘I’m gonna have a bowl of pasta or I’m gonna eat lasagna tonight,'” says Jenner.

“I’m not doing anything that’s unhealthy,” Kardashian replies.

No, except for pretend to feud with one's own loved ones for the sake of ratings, that is.

Will Khloe and Kim gang up on Kourtney again this Sunday night, as they've been doing for the past two weeks?

Tune in to find out and then go watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online if you need to catch up on all this pretend drama.

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Khloe Kardashian Thinks Her Mom is a "Psychopath"

Note to all Kardashians and Jenners: 

Where is the love?!?

Over the course of 14-plus seasons, viewers have fallen in love your your reality TV show because you're a family who may be obsessed with fame, fortune and attention...

... but also with affection for one another.

But what the heck is going on so far during Seaosn 15?!?

On the summer premiere, we witnessed an intense showdown between Kim and Kourtney, highlighted by the latter telling the former she is pure evil.

Then, on the follow-up installment, we watched as Kim, Kourtney and Khloe all gathered for an actual therapty session.

Did their issues get worked out there?

Are they now on the same page and all problems are in the past?

Not quite.

Click below to see what we mean:

Looking ahead, it doesn't appear as if tension will run much lower then Keeping Up with the Kardashians returns this coming Sunday.

In the sneak peek featured on this page, we see Khloe lamenting the behavior of her mother, Kris Jenner.

No one is called pure evil this time around and the insults are hurled around in a less serious manner.

But there is a giant box of donuts and there is also the labeling of Jenner by her daughter as a "psychopath."

What does this have to do with said box of donuts?

And with Khloe's pregnancy?

And with a member of this family actually being encouraged to gain weight for a change?

Check out the clip here and find out for yourself!

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Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble: Actually Engaged?!

There are very few secrets in the Kardashian family.

When there's a major development in the life of a member of the Kard clan, it's usually big news within a matter of hours.

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But apparently, the mother of all momagers herself has decided to temporarily step away from that game.

Yes, Kris Jenner is playing coy these days, and in doing so, she's basically confirmed a major rumor about her personal life.

For years, reports that Kris is engaged to Corey Gamble have been circulating pretty much non-stop, but neither Kris nor Corey ever addressed the speculation directly.

That all changed last night, when James Corden grilled Kris in front of a plate of crickets.

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In case you're among the many who find Corden's personality a bit too saccharine for late-night consumption, he regularly plays a game with his guests in which they're forced to choose between answering a personal question or eating something gross.

In Kris' case, the cuisine had six legs, and the question was about her relationship.

“Kris, you’ve been spotted wearing a massive diamond ring on your wedding finger,” James said.

“Are you and Corey Gamble engaged?”

Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble at the MET Gala

At first, Kris said simply, "No."

Corden followed up by asking if she meant no to the question, or no, she wasn't going to answer.

“No!” Kris said. “I’m not going to answer!”

“The ring’s right there,” James said, pointing to Kris' hand.

“It’s a real giveaway.”

Kris and Corey at the VMAs

“This isn’t the ring,” Kris replied evasively before taking a big bite of cricket.

The whole situation left us with one important question:

What in the actual hell is going on here?

We can understand not wanting to make an engagement announcement on James freakin' Corden's show, but she's really willing to eat a cricket just to dodge the question?!

Corey Gamble with Kris Jenner

Does she not realize that that's basically the same as saying "yes"?

Her fiancé boyfriend was in the audience that night, so we know that despite rumors to the contrary, Kris and Corey have not broken up.

And the only reasons we can think of why she would be hesitant to talk about being engaged is if she were newly single or newly engaged.

We're going with the latter -- and we're guessing Kris knew the best way to drum up interest in her relationship was to dodge Corden's questions.

She didn't get to be where she was by not understanding how the media works.