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Kim Kardashian vs. Lindsay Lohan: Best Feud of All-Time Alert!

It is totally, completely and awesomely on between Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan.

The former sex tape star and the ongoing trainwreck exchanged barbs online yesterday, getting the Internet excited for one of the most anticipated feud of the modern era.

Kim "Bo Derek" West

It all started after Kardashian went public with her new hairstyle.

She shared a video on Snapchat and then numerous photos on Instagram of herself in dreadlocks, earning the ire of those who accused Kim of cultural appropriation.

Among those unsure about the fresh look is celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton, who shared a screen capture of Kim on his social media account.

He then asked users for comments.

And one of the people who made her opinion known on the controversial 'do was Lohan.

"I am confused," Lindsay wrote simply of the braids, to which Kardashian replied:

“@linsdaylohan you know what’s confusing…..your sudden foreign accent."

perez comment

Whoa there! Amazing shot fired!!!!!

Lohan has sort of gone full Madonna in recent years, living abroad and dropping some kind of weird accent now and then.

Of everything she has ever said and done, the accent scarcely scratches the surface of Most Confusing Lindsay Lohan Things, but whatever.

We are TOTALLY here for this rivalry.

After being questioned about her unusual, sudden accent back in the fall of 2016, Lohan said the following to The Daily Mail:

“It’s a mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn.

"I’ve been learning different languages since I was a child. I’m fluent in English and French, can understand Russian and am learning Turkish, Italian and Arabic.”

Lindsay Lohan Snaps Selfie

During a recent appearance on The Wendy Williams Show, however, Lohan sounded American.

There was no accent at all, just talk about designing her own island.

Kardashian, meanwhile, has been very frisky online of late.

Perhaps she has a lot of time to surf these days, as she stays up late and isn't sleeping very much while she feeds her third child.

Just a few days ago, for example, she slammed the heck out of Lamar Odom ... and she's back to constantly posing in seductive ways on Instagram.

To wit, from Monday night:

Kim Kardashian in Braids

It's also clear that we aren't the only people beyond psyched to see where Kim and Lindsay take their disdain for each other next.

"I AM LIVING FOR THIS @KimKardashian YASSSS get us the answers we deserve,” one fan wrote in response to the rivalry, while another added:

Lindsay Lohan commented ‘I’m confused’ under a photo of Kim Kardashian’s braids and she replied with this comment. I am DECEASED.

We're still very much alive.

And we're living for how Lohan responds to Kim's accent diss.

Please excuse us while we go refresh the World Wide Web in order to find out...

Lindsay Lohan Says She’s Designing Her Own Island, Appears to Be Serious

Lindsay Lohan may not have a successful movie career at the moment.

Or television career.

Or singing career.

Or modeling career.

Lindsay Lohan Smiles

Heck, you may not have even seen the words "Lindsay Lohan" and "career" or "success" in the same sentence since approximately 2009.

But the former actress and constant lightening rod for trouble sat down with Wendy Williams on Friday and said she's actually very busy.

With what, you may be wondering? Well....

"I'm discussing designing my own island in Dubai at the World Islands," Lohan said with a straight face, adding that it will be called "Lohan Island" and then joking:

"I'm out Trump-ing Trump with the name Lohan."

Oh, God.

Is Lindsay Lohan going to run for President in 2020?

She is, isn't she?

And she's going to win, isn't she?

Lindsay Lohan on Wendy Williams

Elsewhere in interview, the woman who thinks we're too mean to Donald Trump opened up about her family, her relationship status and her life in Dubai.

Oh, and about that Mean Girls sequel chatter?

Here's a rundown of other topics the island architect touched on with Williams:

Why did she get into so much trouble back in the day?

I think everybody has their own path in life. We all go through ups and downs in life.

Being in public, a lot of pressure was on a lot. I didn't know how to have a private life because I was too young, running around too much and surrounding myself with people I probably shouldn't have been around, there for the lifestyle.

I wouldn't blame anyone for anything in my life.

Does she blame her parents for any of her issues?

In life, parents have their things together and sometimes the children are immersed in it and you really have to step back and let your parents do what they do and figure everything out for themselves.

We all have a great relationship now, so it's nice," she added, "it's much simpler that way.

Lindsay Lohan Blows a Kiss - Selfie

Is she a lesbian?

No, I like men.

Is she dating right now?

I don't have a man. I don't want to date anyone right now. I'm in work mode, I like it. I have great girlfriends, people around me, my family. Relationships, I've had enough of them.

I don't think, especially in LA you're always around other actors, and I like being OK with me. When it happens, it'll happen.

Aside from being "stalker-ish" when it comes to making a new Mean Girls, what else is she doing?

I really threw myself into working with a lot of children and refugees overseas. I'm going back to Turkey to see them soon.

I feel like there's a lot of love I have to give to children that don't have anyone and that have lost their parents and don't have a lot of love and hope in their life.

Lindsay Lohan Looks Happier These Days

What's the biggest misconception about her?

It is frustrating to me when people always say those partying days and stuff. I was never really a partier. Just because I was seen out at clubs, made some mistakes, they didn't take the best shots of me.

I don't like to bring up and rehash the past.

How does she feel about the future?

Whenever people bring up past things I experiences and gone through, like jail, working at the morgue, which is actually really traumatizing stuff.

But then it distracts from actually, maybe meeting with people to do Batgirl, doing a Mean Girls 2,'it really distracts people and they only think about the negative.

Lindsay Lohan on a Plane

It sounds like Lohan has a solid head on her shoulders these days.

That may very well change by the time you read this.

But we really do wish the best to Lohan.

She's been through enough. We're sick of writing about her troubles and we hope they're behind her.

We'd also totally vacation on Lohan Island, wouldn't you?

Promo For Lindsay Lohan’s “Untrue Hollywood Story”

Lindsay Lohan stars in the ABC Family movie Labor Pains this weekend.

We cannot WAIT to watch that. Then watch it again on DVR later.

Her alter ego is appearing in something less family-friendly, however. But a film that may actually get higher ratings. An adult film spoof - a play on E!'s True Hollywood Stories - featuring Lohan is due out soon, and we've got the trailer below.

"Untrue Hollywood Stories" chronicles "Lindsay's" tumultuous career and relationship with Samantha Ronson ... and her getting ransacked by Ron Jeremy of course.

Check out the (perfectly watchable at work) preview of faux Lindsay's new movie. Girl looks even raunchier and more of a train wreck than LiLo in real life!


Lindsay Lohan Untrue Hollywood Stories Promo

We can't wait for her Twitter ramblings about this. She'll probably say it's not dirty enough to be her or that her doppelganger needs to snort more coke.

Troubled Lindsay Lohan Tweets About Being Lied to

Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter is blowin’ the f*%k up this morning.

Not surprisingly, it's ablaze with accusations of lying and the alleged actress feeling sorry for herself. The Crotch of Fire has been cranking out Tweets left and right.

About being lied to - again, and again - by someone she loves.

The sad Twitter messages were followed up by an irritated, grammatically terrible note sent to Samantha Ronson, asking if her on-off girlfriend was on her way to pick her up. Annabelle "should of" gotten Lindsay with her, duh.

Could Samantha be the liar in question?

Lohan Twitter Pic

In other news, Lindsay Lohan's Twitter pic is Michael Jackson.

She mentions being her father's daughter - Michael Lohan must be so proud - and implies that someone lying to her who she loves hurts doubly because of it.

Also hilarious? Lohan claims, amid whining about being lied to by Samantha Ronson or whomever has been speaking half-truths about God knows what, that her "miserable" night comes on the heels of her being "finally back on track."

Lindsay Lohan is back on track? Since when? Was there a press release about this? Guess we missed that somewhere, along with her being a workaholic.

Just stick to posting crotch shots and topless pics on Twitter, Lindsay. No one cares about your relationship drama. At least not after the last 114 breakups.

Troubled Firecrotch

Another day, another Twitter meltdown for HoHan. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

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Lindsay Lohan Parodied in New Adult Film

Lindsay Lohan's turbulent personal life is ridiculed here almost daily.

It's little surprise, then, that it is now being spoofed in a new adult film starring lookalikes of the former actress and her gal pal Samantha Ronson.

The X-rated documentary-style comedy follows "Lindsay" - played by redhead Scarlett Fay in Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan - as she struggles with her on-off romance with Samantha, goes in and out of rehab, etc.

Suffice it to say, there are wardrobe malfunctions involved. And then some.

The faux firecrotch also gets advice from fake, filthy knockoffs of Paris Hilton (though the real one would have worked fine) and Scarlett Johansson (for reasons unknown, maybe they had a bored adult star who looks kinda like her).

In the film, nude Lindsay Lohan repeats her real-life Marilyn Monroe photo shoot in a blonde wig - and later hooks up with Ron Jeremy, obviously.

Talk about a must-see ... well, not really. You could a lot of the same kind of things by following the real Lohan around, but whatever. Follow the jump to see the probably unsafe for work, but amusing cover of the video ...

Lindsay Lohan Adult Film Parody

Russell Brand shoots down Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan has a production company? How the hell…

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Megan Fox’s ass is awesome and other news

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Lindsay Lohan Launches Lame Production Company

Reports have surfaced today that Lindsay Lohan is somehow launching a new company with partner Kristi Kaylor. Skinny Bitch Unforgettable Productions will develop and produce a slate of TV series, films, documentaries and online content.

No, it will not produce adult films. That was our first question too!

Kristi Kaylor oversees Lohan's 6126 fashion line. Ryan Seacrest is said to be a major part of the newly founded organization as well. Hey, at least they won't have a big food budget. Gotta keep overhead down in these tough times.

Last month, the American Idol host Tweeted about a "reality show idea" he had for Lohan, 23, after the two went clubbing at Hollywood hot spot H. Wood.

Now, the alleged workaholic taking the first step in that direction.

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Bored senseless, Lindsay Lohan is starting a company. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

"I have created some projects that I am very excited to bring to television, both on the scripted and non-scripted side," said the one-time movie star.

"I have a few scripts and books that I have kept my eyes on [which] I feel very fortunate to develop and package them under my new company."

Among the shows Lindsay Lohan - with Seacrest's assistance - is reportedly working on are Faux Real, touted as an Entourage for the fashion world; and a dating-themed game show called That's What Friends Are For. Yes, really.

Oh, and we can't possibly forget their planned documentary series focusing on a specific cause in conjunction with a charitable organization. Zzzzzz.

Congrats to the accused spray tan thief on her new venture. We're sure it will be wildly successful, given her recent track record and work ethic.

Lindsay Lohan Launches Lame Production Company

Reports have surfaced today that Lindsay Lohan is somehow launching a new company with partner Kristi Kaylor. Skinny Bitch Unforgettable Productions will develop and produce a slate of TV series, films, documentaries and online content.

No, it will not produce adult films. That was our first question too!

Kristi Kaylor oversees Lohan's 6126 fashion line. Ryan Seacrest is said to be a major part of the newly founded organization as well. Hey, at least they won't have a big food budget. Gotta keep overhead down in these tough times.

Last month, the American Idol host Tweeted about a "reality show idea" he had for Lohan, 23, after the two went clubbing at Hollywood hot spot H. Wood.

Now, the alleged workaholic taking the first step in that direction.

LoHo

Bored senseless, Lindsay Lohan is starting a company. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

"I have created some projects that I am very excited to bring to television, both on the scripted and non-scripted side," said the one-time movie star.

"I have a few scripts and books that I have kept my eyes on [which] I feel very fortunate to develop and package them under my new company."

Among the shows Lindsay Lohan - with Seacrest's assistance - is reportedly working on are Faux Real, touted as an Entourage for the fashion world; and a dating-themed game show called That's What Friends Are For. Yes, really.

Oh, and we can't possibly forget their planned documentary series focusing on a specific cause in conjunction with a charitable organization. Zzzzzz.

Congrats to the accused spray tan thief on her new venture. We're sure it will be wildly successful, given her recent track record and work ethic.

Lindsay Lohan knows how to do a B&E

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James Franco knows how to give a speech

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Lindsay Lohan turned down The Hangover

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Lindsay Lohan Accused of Yoinking Spray Tan Formula

Lindsay Lohan really needs to get a job.

With all this free time on her hands, the celebrity clearly can't steer clear of trouble. Case in point #145? The one-time actress stands accused of swiping the formula of 11 herbs and spices used for her Sevin Nyne spray tan line.

Jennifer Sunday is suing the "workaholic" and entrepreneur Lorit Simon in federal court for breach of contract, theft of trade secrets, civil conspiracy, intentional interference with contractual relations and deceptive and unfair trade practices.

She wants some serious payback.

A Fiery Crotch

Sunday says she had a deal with Simon's company for a tan line but balked at Simon and Lindsay's request to buy the formula. Sunday says she was shocked to discover her "sunless secret" ingredients used in the $35 Lohan-branded Sevin Nyne.

"It was initially envisioned [Sunday] would manufacture the product and ship out the spray to Ms. Simon's company," plaintiff attorney Marcia Cohen tells E!.

"Now we see Ms. Lohan taking credit for having created Ms. Sunday's formula."

No comment from the skank or her reps. Click to enlarge some recent Lindsay Lohan pics showing the struggling star leaving Samantha Ronson's house ...

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[Photos: Fame Pictures]

Lindsay Lohan sued for stealing spray tan formula

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