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Lindsay Lohan Accuses Mom of Trafficking, Gets Punched in Face

So much for Lindsay Lohan remaining out of the news.

And so much for Lindsay Lohan not doing something totally weird, kind of insane and quite rude.

In the shocking and ridiculous video featured here, Lohan is on the street in Moscow when she comes across two kids and their parents.

The family is sadly homeless and just trying to get by.

At first, Lindsay approaches them and tells her fans watching:

"Hey everyone I just want to show you a family I met, a Syrian refugee family. I’m going to introduce you to them."

But the washed-up celebrity then accuses the mother and father of trafficking, for reasons unknown, eventually voicing said accuations loudly and rudely.

“Guys, you’re going the wrong way, my car is here, come,” Lohan is heard yelling at the children... who continue to follow their parents as she chases them down the street.

“They’re trafficking children, I won’t leave until I take you, now I know who you are, don’t f-ck with me," she says.

The actress, who spent a few years residing in Dubai, can also be heard shouting Arabic phrases in a what sounds like a Middle Eastern accent.

It really is all as bizarre as it sounds.

“You’re ruining Arabic culture by doing this. You’re taking these children they want to go," she tells the parents, prior to addressing the son as follows:

"I’m with you. Don’t worry, the whole world is seeing this right now, I will walk forever, I stay with you don’t worry.”

Lohan then tries to grab the boy's hand... only to get PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY THE BOY'S MOTHER.

It's rather amazing, and totally understandable, considering this random, rich, privileged white lady is accusing her of human trafficking simply because... we're not even sure why?

She's dumb and ignorant and the family is in a tough situation?

After the unexpected punch, the video ends with a crying Lohan gasping:

“I’m like in shock right now, I’m just like so scared."

Watch the full video here and prepared to be equally shocked.

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31 Stars Who Have Been to Rehab: From A(ffleck) to Z(eta-Jones)…

All of the stars listed below have battled various demons over the years.

But they've acknowledged their problems and entered rehab facilities to deal with them.

Please join us in sending them well wishes for a bright, healthy and happy future...

1. Ben Affleck

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Affleck has now entered rehab THREE times, the latest being in August 2018. He has a serious problem with alcohol.

2. Catelynn Lowell

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Catelynn Lowell battled suicidal thoughts and bouts of depression, checking into rehab on two different occasions over the past few years.

3. Luann de Lesseps

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Does it count when someone attends rehab for two weeks? Yes, of course. But we feel like Luann de Lesseps may have needed more than that after her 2017 arrest.

4. Demi Lovato

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Our heart breaks for Demi Lovato. For her latest stint, the singer suffered a drug overdose in late July 2018 and then entered a facility for treatment.

5. Josh Duggar

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It's not entirely clear just why Duggar went to rehab. For sex addiction, we guess. But he entered a facility after admitting to cheating on his poor wife... multiple times.

6. Selena Gomez

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Selena Gomez has been in and out a couple times, but never for substance abuse. Always for emotional issues and health problems related to Lupus.
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Lindsay Lohan Is "Canceled Forever" After Bashing #MeToo Movement

In a perplexing interview, Lindsay Lohan slammed the #MeToo movement ... and said that coming forward with allegations of sexual abuse makes the accusers "look weak."

"I think by women speaking against all these things, it makes them look weak," Lindsay said. "When they are very strong women."

As if that weren't bad enough, she then went on to imply that maybe some of the young women shared harrowing stories of sexual harassment, abuse, and even rape were just in it for, you guessed it, "attention."

While that has been debunked time and time again, a lot of people were outraged and horrified.

We can only guess that they had forgotten that Lindsay had supported Harvey Weinstein, of all people, and encouraged his wife to stand by him.

Aisha Tyler, like so many others, took to social media to slam Lindsay.

When Aisha announced that Lindsay is canceled, it prompted a lot of discussion. Take a look:

1. Aisha Tyler said what many were thinking

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Aisha received a lot of thoughtful responses. And also a lot of less thoughtful replies.

2. A classic internet burn

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This is obviously a joke, poking fun at the fact that Lindsay hasn't really been culturally relevant for about a decade.

3. Survivors spoke up

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This tweet is absolutely right -- speaking up takes a tremendous amount of strength.

4. Others chimed in with support

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Speaking truth to power is a brave act.

5. As the young people say: we been knew

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In other words, Lindsay Lohan was canceled a long time ago, in this person's eyes.

6. Others were more sympathetic

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A lot of people believe that Lindsay Lohan was just saying in the interview what she tells herself about her own life.
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Lindsay Lohan Slams #MeToo Movement: These Women Are Weak!

Lindsay Lohan has been back in the news lately, which is exciting if you're the kind of person who reflects fondly on Charlie Sheen's meltdown, but highly triggering if you're disturbed by the sight of track marks wending their way through an archipelago of ginger freckles.

We kid LiLo, of course.

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By most accounts, the actress-turned-wannabe-reality-star is sober(-ish) these days -- which makes her latest comments all the more baffling.

In case you've been blissfully unaware, Lohan is currently filming a new show for MTV, a reality series that's been described as a "docu-drama" focusing on Lindsay's eponymous nightclub in Greece.

Sources say the show was "inspired" by the Bravo hit Vanderpump Rules (read: it'll be a lame attempt to piggyback on that series' success).

The show just started shooting and it's not set to debut until next year, but Lohan is already basking in the media attention generated by news of the project.

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And proving once again that you can take the girl out of Hollywood but you can't stop her from saying idiotic things, Lindsay is already shooting herself in the foot every chance she gets.

During a recent interview, Lohan was asked about her thoughts regarding the #MeToo movement that's shedding light on the rampant sexual assault and harassment that's been plaguing Hollywood for decades.

Lindsay began by stating that she doesn't “really have anything to say” ... and she should have just left it there.

Instead, she pressed on with the sort of comments that would be career-ruiners -- if Lindsay still had a career left to ruin.

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“I can’t speak on something I don’t live, right? Look, I am very supportive of women. Everyone goes through their own experiences in their own ways,” Lohan began.

For reasons that defy logic or explanation, she went on to argue that victims discredit themselves by not reporting abuse immediately:

“If it happens at that moment, you discuss it at that moment," Lohan said.

“You make it a real thing by making it a police report,” she added.

“I’m going to really hate myself for saying this, but I think by women speaking against these things, it makes them look weak when they are very strong women.”

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Oof. Obviously the part about sexual assault survivors looking "weak" is getting the most attention on social media today, but this statement is atrocious for so many other reasons, as well.

Imagine telling an abuse survivor that their attack wasn't "real" because they failed to report it prior to a deadline that exists only in Lindsay Lohan's mind.

Hopefully, Lindsay doesn't really believe this stuff, and she's still just working as a mouthpiece for various foreign governments.

But if that's the case, she should probably tell us soon before she's forced to hire Paul Manafort's legal team.

Farrah Abraham: I Want to Fight Lindsay Lohan AND Paris Hilton!

It's only been eight months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, but the former reality star has already embarked on a new career.

Currently, Farrah is seeking a partner who's willing to strip down, strap on some protection, and sweat it out on camera.

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No, she's not re-entering the porn world (at least not that we know of).

Instead, Farrah is trying her hand at boxing.

Perhaps she looked at the career of Floyd Mayweather and realized that you can be a truly repugnant human being and still make a ton of money in the ring, or maybe she caught some old episodes of MTV's Celebrity Death Match and thought it was a documentary.

Whatever the case, Farrah is looking to float like a butterfly and sting like an STD.

She just needs to find an opponent who's as starved for cash and attention as she is.

Farrah Abraham Looks Like Kim Kardashian

Yes, believe it or not, Farrah is having a hard time finding someone who's willing to punch her in the face.

Perhaps other washed-up celebs are worried about losing to Farrah and falling even further down the pseudo-fame ladder.

Or maybe they've heard that urban legend about how if you get too close, the stench of Farrah failure will never wash off and no casting director will ever talk to you again. 

Whatever the case, The Blast is reporting today that both Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have been offered $250,000 to box Farrah.

Even after promoters threw in $100,000 to the charity of their choice, both women turned the offer down.

Farrah Abraham's Red Hair

As The Ashley's Reality Roundup points out, there's good reason for this.

Lohan has a new reality show on the way, and while she's desperate for the series to be a hit, fighting another MTV star on camera is likely a bridge too far even for LiLo.

For her part, Paris is getting married soon, and she's probably in no hurry to have her face rearranged before she walks down the aisle (well, maybe by a licensed plastic surgeon, but that's a conversation for another time).

And even though her career may have taken a nosedive in recent years, Paris is still a Hilton, which means she's not exactly hard-up for cash.

So Paris and Lindsay aren't interested, but that doesn't mean Farrah is out of options.

Former 16 and Pregnant star Lindsey Nicole recently took to Instagram to talk major trash to Ms. Abraham:

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“Really Farrah, you think you’re not a bully?” Lindsey wrote.

“Have you watched any of your episodes?

"You bully your mom, dad, producers, cast members, & anyone you think is less than you. Why don’t you get in the ring with me & try to bully me around and see how that goes.”

You would think that Farrah's people would be making Lindsey an offer.

Instead, Abraham simply blocked her on Instagram.

Sadly, it's looking more and more like the only celebrity Farrah will be going toe-to-toe with is Ron Jeremy.

David Eason SLAMS MTV For Hiring Lindsay Lohan: She’s Worse Than Farrah!

It's been almost six months since David Eason was fired by MTV, but apparently, Jenelle Evans' repugnant husband is still pissed about being unceremoniously kicked to the curb.

In fact, pretty much every time the network makes a major personnel decision, Eason takes to social media to throw a public temper tantrum.

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When Bristol Palin joined the cast of Teen Mom OG, David whined on Facebook in embarrassing fashion.

So it should come as no surprise that he has much to say about MTV's decision to partner up with one of the most infamous "actresses" on the planet.

In case you haven't heard, Lindsay Lohan is set to star in a new reality show about her nightclub in Mykonos, Greece.

Sources say the series was inspired by Vanderpump Rules, and Lindsay will preside over the proceedings in the fashion of that show's titular star.

Of course, Lisa Vanderpump is a successful businesswoman with decades of experience as a club owner, and Lindsay Lohan is what would happen if you injected a bloated liver with a newly-discovered strain of super-herpes, but we digress.

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Anyway, David is not happy about his former home network's decision to work with Lindsay.

“WOW! Lindsay Lohan,” David wrote on Facebook.

“MTV sure does love the drama. Great way to get some views, put the craziest person you can find on her own program!”

He went on to rag on Lindsay for her past substance abuse issues and compare her to one of the network's most notorious former stars:

“I’m such a bad person but you go hire Lindsay??? WTF, that girl is gonna run off with your gear and sell it for cocaine!” Eason wrote.

“I mean everyone has their ups and downs in life but that’s more downs than ups! She will be MTVs new Farrah, only worse!”

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Well, David would know all about a life that's "more downs than ups."

His own prodigious list of deep valleys includes such ignominious low-lights as marrying Jenelle Evans, doing drugs with her while she was pregnant, and having CPS called to his home 20 times in a single year.

Oh, and let's not forget Eason's homophobic tirade that got him fired from Teen Mom 2.

But please, David, tell us more about how Lindsay Lohan is the worst.

Compared to you, she's an upstanding pillar of the global community.

If it weren't sad to the point of being tragic, it would actually be impressive that you've managed to make Lindsay freakin' Lohan look good.

Lindsay Lohan Reality Show is a Thing That’s Happening

Pack your bags, television viewers.

We're about to head to Greece...

... with Lindsay Lohan!

MTV has announced that it is partnering with the former singer/actress/total and complete trainwreck on an upcoming reality show tentatively titled "Lohan Beach Club."

The series began shooting this week in Mykonos, where Lohan has settled in and reportedly made a very calm and drama-free life for herself.

Lohan said as much in a recent interview that aimed to paint her as just a nice and normal girl next door.

"My past has to stay in the past," Lohan told The New York Times this summer, emphasizing that she's a "good person" and people need to "let go" of the mistakes she made during her dark period.

These mistakes, of course, included multiple arrests for drunk driving, numerous public meltdowns and that one really weird poem to ISIS.

That was then, however.

Now?

The new series, which will debut in early 2019, will chronicle Lohan as "she works to expand her business empire with the launch of Lohan Beach House," per a MTV press release.

It continues:

The exclusive seaside destination will serve as a backdrop for the series, and features luxury spa amenities, a renowned restaurant and a transformative day and nightclub poised to redefine the Mykonos experience.

The debut of Lohan Beach House marks the star’s third business venture in the Greek Islands, following the opening of Lohan Nightclub in Athens, Greece and Lohan Beach House Rhodes in Rhodes, Greece.

“Lohan Beach Club offers viewers VIP access to one of the most exclusive destinations in the world, and a behind the scenes look at how a young, successful entrepreneur runs her empire,” said Nina Diaz, President, Programming and Development for MTV, adding:

“We are thrilled to have such a passionate and creative partner in Lindsay to help explore this intriguing culture, all through the eyes of her brand.”

Over the course of the show, Lindsay will lead a team of handpicked brand ambassadors to make her mark on what many folks consider to be the vacation capital of the planet.

These team members will be asked to prove their expertise, ambition and charm while helping bring Lohan’s vision to life.

Sounds... intriguing? We guess.

MTV, of course, has found incredible succes in dredging up the past of late, as Jersey Shore: Family Vacation earned huge ratings in the spring of 2018, while Kristin Cavallari is even back with her very own program.

So why not Lohan, right?

See what Lindsay herself has to say about the project in the video featured here.

Will you tune in for it?

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Paris Hilton Trashes Lindsay Lohan… in the Year 2018

Paris Hilton is celebrating #ThrowbackThursday a few hours early.

But she isn't doing it via some memorable or funny photos from several years ago.

She's doing it by reigniting a decades-old feud with the one former celebrity who may be more irrelevant than she is these days.

Peace, Paris!

Yes, Lindsay Lohan, we're talking about you.

The former A-Listers, both of whom have seen their Q-Rating drop more precipitously than Hilton's pants in her infamous amateur porn video, are evidently at odds once again as a result of something Paris wrote on Instagram.

This is all a little bit confusing and a whole lot random, but here we go...

A Paris Hilton fan account (yes, these actually exist!) on Instagram shared a montage of paparazzi videos of Lohan in the 2000s this week.

During her darkest period, of course, the ex-actress was involved prominently during this decade in many scandals and disagreements.

The first clip from the aforementioned video is from November of 2006; it features Lohan claiming that Hilton had hit her in the arm the night before at a friend's house and also poured a drink all over her.

Then, in the second section of footage, Lohan takes this statement back and says she loves Paris.

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"Paris is my friend. Everyone lies about everything. She's a nice person...she never did that. She's a good girl," Lindsay tells photographers as she ducks into the car with Hilton behind the wheel in this snippet.

Then, there's a third segment of the video in which Lindsay seemingly calls Paris a "cunt," prior to immediately claiming she did no such thing,

(A certain President of the United States stand up and applaud Lindsay for her ability to tell fudge the truth, if you will.)

At some point, this video must have made its way into Hilton's feed because actually left a comment on it that reads:

#PathologicalLiar.

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Lohan and Hilton go back a VERY long way.

Lindsay allegedly dated Hilton's ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, about 12 years ago.

Lohan, meanwhile, once quipped that Paris is "very comfortable making videos," a clear reference to her sex tape.

Then, in 2013, Hilton's younger brother alleged that Lohan was actually behind a beating he took in Miami.

We haven't heard much about their relationship since then; nor much from either star since then, period.

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However, Lohan recently went after Kim Kardashian, indicating that she's unafraid to stir things up with fellow celebrities just like she did in the old days.

Although she'd claim otherwise.

"I’m a normal, nice person. A good person. I don’t have any bad intentions. And my past has to stay in the past," Lohan explained in a new interview, adding:

"People have to just let go of it and stop bringing it up because it’s not - it’s gone. It’s dead. And that’s the most important thing to me."

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Okay, fine. Fair enough.

But someone better pass that message along to Paris Hilton.

(At press time, Lohan had not responded to Hilton's liar diss.)

Lindsay Lohan: I’m Normal and Nice Now! I Swear!

Once America’s favorite troubled teen, treated with scorn and sexism, Lindsay Lohan is now our greatest export and is in a better place than ever before.

So teases the sub-headline of a New York Times profile of Lohan, who was actually once a very famous singer and actress.

It's true!

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That was eons ago, of course, as Lohan has been known far more for many years as someone who drives drunks; writes poems to ISIS; and yearns for Mean Girls 2 to get made so she can be hired again.

In this New York Times profile, however, Lohan swears she's a new and improved person.

She's living far away from the spotlight in Dubai, she explains, and loving every milisecond of it.

"I’m a normal, nice person. A good person. I don’t have any bad intentions. And my past has to stay in the past," Lohan says, adding for emphasis:

"Like, people have to just let go of it and stop bringing it up because it’s not - it’s gone. It’s dead. And that’s the most important thing to me."

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It certainly is accurate that Lohan hasn't gotten into trouble in a very long time.

She hasn't been relevant, either.

She could have been arrested six times in March and would anyone really have noticed?

But Lindsay says this hasn't been the case at all, and that she's content just sitting back and overseeing the Lohan Beach House on Mykonos.

“There’s a business side to my life now," she tells the Times, proving as much by demanding extra money for the photo shoot that accompanied this article.

The actress-turned-entrepreneur says Dubai is "the safest place" for her.

It actually doesn't allow paparazzi-type folks to snap random pictures, so she likely has a point there.

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"It’s less demanding. America is always like, ‘Go go go go go!' I don’t have to turn on the news and see about the Kardashians," Lohan adds, taking a swipe at a frequent foe and adding:

"I don’t have to see anything anymore. I choose what I want to see and how I want to live."

Apparently Tiffany Trump will be visiting Lohan in Greece next month, which led to a question about her Presidential father and Lindsay's take on politics.

"Here’s the thing: very simple with politics," she said. "He’s the president. No matter what anyone says, he’s still the president. I have no feeling. I have no emotion."

Okay, fine.

But what about her mother and father, both of whom she's feuded with hard in the past?

"I’m not in control of my family," she says. "I’m only in control of myself. We’re all friends. My mom and dad are friends, everyone’s good."

Lindsay Lohan on a Plane

About two years ago, Lohan was the victim of domestic violence, claiming at the time that boyfriend Egor Tarabasov strangled her and tried to kill her.

From that point on, she says, Lohan has vowed to take back control of her life.

"I think success is the best revenge - and silence, as a presence," she explains, concluding of the aforementioned awful incident:

"It happened, here in Mykonos, on the beach. And that was the moment where I switched and I was like, 'I’m going to take control of my life completely, and fire everyone and just rehire them when I’m ready.'

"And that’s why I’m here today, because it was on that beach where I got hit. I said, 'You know what? If there’s anything I can do, I’m going to get that beach.

"It’s going to be my beach."

Kim Kardashian vs. Lindsay Lohan: Best Feud of All-Time Alert!

It is totally, completely and awesomely on between Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan.

The former sex tape star and the ongoing trainwreck exchanged barbs online yesterday, getting the Internet excited for one of the most anticipated feud of the modern era.

Kim "Bo Derek" West

It all started after Kardashian went public with her new hairstyle.

She shared a video on Snapchat and then numerous photos on Instagram of herself in dreadlocks, earning the ire of those who accused Kim of cultural appropriation.

Among those unsure about the fresh look is celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton, who shared a screen capture of Kim on his social media account.

He then asked users for comments.

And one of the people who made her opinion known on the controversial 'do was Lohan.

"I am confused," Lindsay wrote simply of the braids, to which Kardashian replied:

“@linsdaylohan you know what’s confusing…..your sudden foreign accent."

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Whoa there! Amazing shot fired!!!!!

Lohan has sort of gone full Madonna in recent years, living abroad and dropping some kind of weird accent now and then.

Of everything she has ever said and done, the accent scarcely scratches the surface of Most Confusing Lindsay Lohan Things, but whatever.

We are TOTALLY here for this rivalry.

After being questioned about her unusual, sudden accent back in the fall of 2016, Lohan said the following to The Daily Mail:

“It’s a mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn.

"I’ve been learning different languages since I was a child. I’m fluent in English and French, can understand Russian and am learning Turkish, Italian and Arabic.”

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During a recent appearance on The Wendy Williams Show, however, Lohan sounded American.

There was no accent at all, just talk about designing her own island.

Kardashian, meanwhile, has been very frisky online of late.

Perhaps she has a lot of time to surf these days, as she stays up late and isn't sleeping very much while she feeds her third child.

Just a few days ago, for example, she slammed the heck out of Lamar Odom ... and she's back to constantly posing in seductive ways on Instagram.

To wit, from Monday night:

Kim Kardashian in Braids

It's also clear that we aren't the only people beyond psyched to see where Kim and Lindsay take their disdain for each other next.

"I AM LIVING FOR THIS @KimKardashian YASSSS get us the answers we deserve,” one fan wrote in response to the rivalry, while another added:

Lindsay Lohan commented ‘I’m confused’ under a photo of Kim Kardashian’s braids and she replied with this comment. I am DECEASED.

We're still very much alive.

And we're living for how Lohan responds to Kim's accent diss.

Please excuse us while we go refresh the World Wide Web in order to find out...

Lindsay Lohan Says She’s Designing Her Own Island, Appears to Be Serious

Lindsay Lohan may not have a successful movie career at the moment.

Or television career.

Or singing career.

Or modeling career.

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Heck, you may not have even seen the words "Lindsay Lohan" and "career" or "success" in the same sentence since approximately 2009.

But the former actress and constant lightening rod for trouble sat down with Wendy Williams on Friday and said she's actually very busy.

With what, you may be wondering? Well....

"I'm discussing designing my own island in Dubai at the World Islands," Lohan said with a straight face, adding that it will be called "Lohan Island" and then joking:

"I'm out Trump-ing Trump with the name Lohan."

Oh, God.

Is Lindsay Lohan going to run for President in 2020?

She is, isn't she?

And she's going to win, isn't she?

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Elsewhere in interview, the woman who thinks we're too mean to Donald Trump opened up about her family, her relationship status and her life in Dubai.

Oh, and about that Mean Girls sequel chatter?

Here's a rundown of other topics the island architect touched on with Williams:

Why did she get into so much trouble back in the day?

I think everybody has their own path in life. We all go through ups and downs in life.

Being in public, a lot of pressure was on a lot. I didn't know how to have a private life because I was too young, running around too much and surrounding myself with people I probably shouldn't have been around, there for the lifestyle.

I wouldn't blame anyone for anything in my life.

Does she blame her parents for any of her issues?

In life, parents have their things together and sometimes the children are immersed in it and you really have to step back and let your parents do what they do and figure everything out for themselves.

We all have a great relationship now, so it's nice," she added, "it's much simpler that way.

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Is she a lesbian?

No, I like men.

Is she dating right now?

I don't have a man. I don't want to date anyone right now. I'm in work mode, I like it. I have great girlfriends, people around me, my family. Relationships, I've had enough of them.

I don't think, especially in LA you're always around other actors, and I like being OK with me. When it happens, it'll happen.

Aside from being "stalker-ish" when it comes to making a new Mean Girls, what else is she doing?

I really threw myself into working with a lot of children and refugees overseas. I'm going back to Turkey to see them soon.

I feel like there's a lot of love I have to give to children that don't have anyone and that have lost their parents and don't have a lot of love and hope in their life.

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What's the biggest misconception about her?

It is frustrating to me when people always say those partying days and stuff. I was never really a partier. Just because I was seen out at clubs, made some mistakes, they didn't take the best shots of me.

I don't like to bring up and rehash the past.

How does she feel about the future?

Whenever people bring up past things I experiences and gone through, like jail, working at the morgue, which is actually really traumatizing stuff.

But then it distracts from actually, maybe meeting with people to do Batgirl, doing a Mean Girls 2,'it really distracts people and they only think about the negative.

Lindsay Lohan on a Plane

It sounds like Lohan has a solid head on her shoulders these days.

That may very well change by the time you read this.

But we really do wish the best to Lohan.

She's been through enough. We're sick of writing about her troubles and we hope they're behind her.

We'd also totally vacation on Lohan Island, wouldn't you?

Promo For Lindsay Lohan’s “Untrue Hollywood Story”

Lindsay Lohan stars in the ABC Family movie Labor Pains this weekend.

We cannot WAIT to watch that. Then watch it again on DVR later.

Her alter ego is appearing in something less family-friendly, however. But a film that may actually get higher ratings. An adult film spoof - a play on E!'s True Hollywood Stories - featuring Lohan is due out soon, and we've got the trailer below.

"Untrue Hollywood Stories" chronicles "Lindsay's" tumultuous career and relationship with Samantha Ronson ... and her getting ransacked by Ron Jeremy of course.

Check out the (perfectly watchable at work) preview of faux Lindsay's new movie. Girl looks even raunchier and more of a train wreck than LiLo in real life!


Lindsay Lohan Untrue Hollywood Stories Promo

We can't wait for her Twitter ramblings about this. She'll probably say it's not dirty enough to be her or that her doppelganger needs to snort more coke.

Troubled Lindsay Lohan Tweets About Being Lied to

Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter is blowin’ the f*%k up this morning.

Not surprisingly, it's ablaze with accusations of lying and the alleged actress feeling sorry for herself. The Crotch of Fire has been cranking out Tweets left and right.

About being lied to - again, and again - by someone she loves.

The sad Twitter messages were followed up by an irritated, grammatically terrible note sent to Samantha Ronson, asking if her on-off girlfriend was on her way to pick her up. Annabelle "should of" gotten Lindsay with her, duh.

Could Samantha be the liar in question?

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In other news, Lindsay Lohan's Twitter pic is Michael Jackson.

She mentions being her father's daughter - Michael Lohan must be so proud - and implies that someone lying to her who she loves hurts doubly because of it.

Also hilarious? Lohan claims, amid whining about being lied to by Samantha Ronson or whomever has been speaking half-truths about God knows what, that her "miserable" night comes on the heels of her being "finally back on track."

Lindsay Lohan is back on track? Since when? Was there a press release about this? Guess we missed that somewhere, along with her being a workaholic.

Just stick to posting crotch shots and topless pics on Twitter, Lindsay. No one cares about your relationship drama. At least not after the last 114 breakups.

Troubled Firecrotch

Another day, another Twitter meltdown for HoHan. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

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Lindsay Lohan Parodied in New Adult Film

Lindsay Lohan's turbulent personal life is ridiculed here almost daily.

It's little surprise, then, that it is now being spoofed in a new adult film starring lookalikes of the former actress and her gal pal Samantha Ronson.

The X-rated documentary-style comedy follows "Lindsay" - played by redhead Scarlett Fay in Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan - as she struggles with her on-off romance with Samantha, goes in and out of rehab, etc.

Suffice it to say, there are wardrobe malfunctions involved. And then some.

The faux firecrotch also gets advice from fake, filthy knockoffs of Paris Hilton (though the real one would have worked fine) and Scarlett Johansson (for reasons unknown, maybe they had a bored adult star who looks kinda like her).

In the film, nude Lindsay Lohan repeats her real-life Marilyn Monroe photo shoot in a blonde wig - and later hooks up with Ron Jeremy, obviously.

Talk about a must-see ... well, not really. You could a lot of the same kind of things by following the real Lohan around, but whatever. Follow the jump to see the probably unsafe for work, but amusing cover of the video ...

Lindsay Lohan Adult Film Parody

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