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Kate Middleton Gives Meghan Markle Weird-Ass Advice on How to Get Pregnant

It's been almost four months since Meghan Markle married Prince Harry in a ceremony that inspired Ashleys the world over to make the ill-fated decision to wear a fancy hat to brunch the next day.

Naturally, the rumors about Meghan being pregnant with Harry's baby began almost immediately after the ceremony, but thus far, there's been no official announcement from Buckingham Palace.

Meg and Har

Obviously, there's nothing remotely unusual about a couple that's been married less than four months being childless, but since Meghan is 37, and she and Harry have both spoken publicly about wanting to raise a large family, it was widely assumed they'd get right down to the business of making babies.

At thisn point, it seems Meghan remains un-knocked up, but she's hoping to change that soon -- and sources say she's turned to her sister-in-law for advice.

“Meghan has been getting baby making tips from all her friends with kids, including Duchess Kate," one insider tells Hollywood Life.

Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton! Together!

"Kate told her to drink more tea. That was her big piece of advice. She’s embraced all the British traditions and has started drinking tea at tea time.�

Well, if that isn't the most British reproductive advice in history!

Of course, Kate said to drink effing tea!

Meghan, being a grown-ass woman, probably came to her sister-in-law asking advice and expected Kate to suggest a position or something.

Markle and Middleton

Instead, she gets told to bust out her doilies and get sippin'.

"I say, the Queen Mum used to maintain that a spot of Earl Grey will fill your belly with the very pastiest of heirs," Kate probably said, clutching her pearls at this American's effrontery. 

The crazy part is, it seems Meg is actually listening to Kate's advice:

“She’s not really sure if it will make any difference in helping her get pregnant, which she’s very graciously following Kate’s advice," says the source.

Meghan Markle Goes to See Hamilton

We hope she at least put an American spin on the situation and started guzzling 99 cent cans of Arizona.

Fortunately, Kate's not the only one offering Meghan conception tips.

It seems the Duchess of Sussex has also been in touch with her friends back on this side of the pond, who have been a bit more helpful in their advice.

“Her friends in Toronto are more holistic minded, so they’ve offered tips like practicing more yin style yoga and doing a nightly meditation," says the insider.

Ogling Her Prince

"Meghan’s not obsessing about getting pregnant, but she’s very open to everyone’s ideas. She’s a naturally curious person, so she loves learning what worked for her friends when it comes to their fertility.�

That's good, because so far her friends are offering lame-ass advice that has nothing to do with putting the old peener in the va-jay-jay.

We kid, of course. The Duke and Duchess probably don't need much advice on that part of the process:

Markle Waves

“Meghan and Harry are enjoying non-stop baby-making sex at all hours of the day," says the insider.

"Meghan has an app on her phone that tracks of her fertility, so when she is most likely to conceive.

"That means in the mornings, afternoons and at night, they make time for love with a baby being the goal…and Harry is not complaining at all. There may not be a bun in her oven yet, but they are having fun trying.�

That sound you just heard was everyone in England over the age of 50 gasping in unison at such frank talk of a royal's sex life.

Samantha Markle: Happy Birthday Prince Harry, You Filthy Rodent!

Prince Harry was born on September 15, 1984. As of Saturday, he is 34 years old.

And who better to wish him a happy birthday than Meghan Markle's vile sister?

In her bizarre and spiteful tweet, Samantha Markle compares Prince Harry to ... a hamster.

Making an Animal

In a tweet on her locked Twitter account, which is only viewable by her approved followers, Samantha Grant -- often known as Samantha Markle -- posted a less-than-friendly birthday tribute.

"Happy Birthday Harry!" she writes to her brother-in-law.

"As you 'mack down' on your birthday cake," her hostile message begins.

She then advises him to "think about the birthday wishes you never extended to your FATHER-IN-LAW."

To top it all off, she makes an unflattering visual comparison -- seeming to equate Harry to a hamster.

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This is no surprise.

Not only can this simply be added to the lengthy list of rude posts that Samantha has made towards her half-sister and the royals, but she did the same to Meghan just last month.

"Happy Birthday Meg!" she tweeted on August 14, which was Meghan's 37th birthday.

"It would be so lovely and appropriate of you to send DAD a BELATED birthday card for his," Samantha badgered.

Samantha then reminded Meghan that Thomas Markle's birthday is "July 18th."

Meghan Markle Unhappy

Birthdays are far from the only occassions that Samantha has used social media to lash out at Meghan and Harry.

It seems that Samantha considers the two to be fair game on any day ending with a -y.

"Act like a humanitarian act like a woman!" Samantha demanded of Meghan in one tweet. "If our father dies I'm holding you responsible, Meg!"

"OK so Cruella Deville is retreating LOL..." Samantha wrote in another tweet. "Let me know how that works out for you."

The legendary Disney character's name is Cruella de Vil, and we have to say that we don't really see her as a very 

Samantha Grant

Samantha, along with her brother Thomas Markle Jr. and their father, Thomas Markle Sr., seems dedicated to giving Meghan a hard time in the media.

This doesn't really do much aside from annoy the Royals -- remember, just a few centuries ago, "trouble with your in-laws" for that family meant a continental war.

But it has to be a wound to Meghan herself, who remained in contact with her father until he proved that he could not be trusted.

Now that he spills every detail of every conversation with her or with Harry, she can't trust him to not do so if she calls him. But Samantha will never forgive Meghan for that.

Meghan Markle Unhappy

But Meghan is living her own life, married to one of the most famously desired men on the planet.

The most recent news out of Kensington Palace is that Meghan is supporting an intersectional cookbook that talks about how food brings families and communities together.

It's just sad that, through their own poor choices, a few of Meghan's family members have chosen to tear apart their own family because they're seemingly high on fame.

We should note that Meghan's mom has conducted herself with dignity throughout everything, which is why she was invited to the Royal Wedding.

Samantha is probably going to keep on hurling jabs at Meghan until no one cares anymore. That's kind of pitiful.

Prince Harry is Just Railing Meghan Markle 24/7, Source Alleges

According to a revealing new report, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are very busy these days.

Doing what, you may be wondering?

Doing EACH OTHER, a possibly reliable source claims!

Indeed, with rumors circulating around the Internet that Markle is already pregnant with the couple's first child, this insider tells Hollywood Life that such claims are premature.

There is no small human growing inside Markle's womb. Not yet anyway.

But this doesn't mean Harry and his relatively new wife aren't doing all they can to make it happen.

They totally are. They are totally engaged in some Royal Railing as often as possible.

"Harry is having the best time of his life with his new bride," some random person who apparently knows everything tells Hollywood Life, adding:

"Meghan and Harry are enjoying non-stop baby-making sex at all hours of the day."

Ogling Her Prince

It's unclear just how this person knows that Harry is sticking his scepter inside Meghan's throne (if you know what we mean!), but Hollywood Life seems pretty confident in its report.

And this person seems very much aware of what sort of sex schedule is being kept by the gorgeous Prince and Duchess.

“Meghan has an app on her phone that tracks of her fertility, so when she is most likely to conceive, her and Harry make the most of their time together," the article states.

Over the past few weeks, chatter of Markle's alleged pregnancy has grown stronger than ever.

It's inevitable that the couple will conceive; it's only a matter of when the blessed event will happen and if Great Britain will survive the chaos that ensues on the baby is confirmed.

Meg and Har

Oddsmakers and gambling websites across the ocean are banking on an announcement maybe coming as soon as this weekend.

But the aforementioned insider explains that Markle is not actually knocked up yet -- although the stars certainly would receive an A for effort!

"In the mornings, afternoons and at night, they make time for love with a baby being the goal," this really knowledgable person details, saying of the Prince:

"Harry is not complaining at all!"

Well, no. How could he when his mouth is full of his wife's bosom at all hours of everyday?

Royal Bride and Groom

For the record, however, Harry and Markle are not full-time residents of Pound Town because they feel pressure to have a baby.

They are too smart and too mature for that.

They are well aware of the responsibilties of having a parent and would never make this decision just because a few websites are wondering when it will happen.

Heck, Hollywood Life concludes, they don't even know what is being discussed on social media.

"[Meghan] and Harry really don’t pay much attention to all the rumors, as they accept that it’s just part and parcel of being who they are," says this source.

Meghan Markle Pregnancy Announcement: Coming This Weekend?

Is Meghan Markle pregnant?

You bet.

No, really, you can now bet on this rumor, along with when Markle and Prince Harry will break their major news to the world.

Making an Animal

According to Bookmakers.tv and Coral, the chances that Markle and Harry are expecting are stronger than ever, with the former gambling service having slashed its odds of a Royal Baby arriving in 2019 from 4/6 to 1/5.

The latter site has their odds down to one quarter.

For those non-wagering experts out there, the bottom line is simple:

You would need to bet a serious amount of money in order to win back a serious amount of money... because these professional bookies think it's practically inevitable that Markle is pregnant.

Such chatter has been circulated on the Internet for months, but it does seem to have been ratched up of late.

Meghan Markle Goes to See Hamilton

There's THIS PHOTO, for instance, which many Internet users think clearly depicts a baby bump.

And there's also the nugget that Markle and Harry have reportedly asked workers to include two nurseries with the renovations being done to their new residence.

Not only do these bookies think a baby is inside of Markle's womb, they think she will make this fact public knowledge any day now.

Explains Harry Aitkenhead, the head of wagering company Coral:

"It’s Prince Harry’s 34th birthday this weekend and with the couple making no secret of their desire to start a family, we think that it’s almost inevitable now that the latest Royal baby will be arriving in 2019."

So there you have it.

This is pure speculation, but still. It's there.

Meghan Markle in Blue Dress: A Photo

As for what Harry and the Duchess of Sussex will name their firstborn?

Odds favrr James at the moment, if it's a boy, of course.

The couple is about to head out on a 16-day tour around Australia, Fiji, the Kingdom of Tonga and New Zealand, according to Kensington Palace.

This could mean that an announcement is NOT likely because the stars will be so hard to reach immediately afterward; or it could mean that an announcement is imminent because Harry and Markle won't need to deal with a gaggle of press inquiries in the days after it is made.

We just don't know for certain.

Ogling Her Prince

Markle and Harry have verified on occasion that they very much want to start a family.

But they never really said when and they've managed to remain mum on the subject, even while tabloids spread various lies and gossip.

Heck, Meghan has even managed to remain quiet in the face of endless taunts and insults from her very own father and half-sister, the latter of whom recently referred to Markle as a DuchASS.

Yes, this really happened.

Let's hope said this half-sister never meets Markle and Harry's offspring.

Samantha Markle Taunts DuchASS Meghan with Some Really Cool and Mature Insults

Meghan Markle may be settling into her new life as a happily married duchess, but her awful family seems determined to spoil her joy.

Now her vile sister, Samantha, is lashing out at her on her private Twitter account.

Samantha Grant

She's coming after Meghan with childish insults ... and even a direct comparison between the new royal family member and Donald Trump.

We've heard Meghan Markle's brother accuse Prince Harry of breaking up their family, but he's far alone among her family in sowing chaos.

To hear Samantha tell it, Meghan is a despotic egomaniac with no capacity for morality or decorum or for caring about other people.

Just look at Samantha's own words:

The New Duchess

"Trump said he could shoot someone and not lose votes," Samantha claims. "The same mentality applies to my sister."

We are somehow having a lot of trouble reconciling Samantha's claim with the reality of who Meghan is.

About an hour later, Samantha began to tweet some truly childish insults.

"I am not candy coating anything anymore!" Samantha insists, alarming people who had not imagined that she was holding back with past jabs.

Samantha Markle

"The DUCHASS should be humane to our father who has given her everything,.. and this media crap can stop!" Samantha rages.

"He was the one who was always there for her. Fake waves and smiles can stop," Samantha demands. "The duchASS can bow to the daddy."

Forget the duchASS part ... that last line about bowing to the daddy might be the worst thing that any of us have ever read.

That's ... that's going to haunt us.

Meghan Markle Pink Dress

You know how their father, Thomas Markle, can't resist blabbing to the media, which is why Meghan can't talk to him?

Well, Samantha is even going so far as to defend Thomas spilling details of conversations he's had to every camera and mic in sight.

"He only talks to the media because she was ignoring him for a long time and being snobby," Samantha claims.

Samantha insists "he has the right to speak and if she doesn’t like it it’s just too f--king bad she needs to wake up and be a kind person."

Thomas Markle Photo

To be clear, no one is questioning Thomas' free speech rights.

Alternative, what people are questioning is why on earth he assumes his daughter would want anything to do with him at this point.

When someone else dared to question Thomas' character and why he prioritized oversharing with reporters over his relationship with his daughter, Samantha just laughed.

"Priorities lack of character?! Lol," Samantha writes.

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"imagine if your dad busted his back his whole life for your sister," Samantha says. "And then she took a crap on him and ignored him!"

Well there's an image for you.

Samantha laments: "She has always been his priority and she owes him up and respect!"

She also rails against how people see her father.

"Would you allow someone in your family to continually be disrespected and hurt as my dad is and say nothing?" she demands.

Meghan Markle in Blue Dress

Samantha answers for people: "I doubt it."

"After she gives my dad the love and respect he deserves," Samantha promises. "She can skip on her merry way and no one will say anything."

That line about Meghan always being his priority may be the crux of this matter.

Many people believe that Samantha is simply jealous of Meghan, is a beautiful actress who has now married one of the most desired men on the planet.

The dude is a literal prince.

Samantha may be lashing out because she hopes to prove that she's the more deserving daughter. Though that's just a theory.

Like we said, that line about bowing ot the daddy is going ot keep us awake at night. But if we had to read it, so do you.

Meghan Markle: Proof That She’s Actually Pregnant Revealed?!

Pretty much from the moment Meghan Markle and Prince Harry said "I do," royal watchers have been scrutinizing the couple's every move for indications that a new little prince or princess is on the way.

Rumors that Meghan is pregnant with Harry's baby seem to pop up at the rate of about three a week, but these days, it's looking as though there's real reason to believe the Duchess of Sussex has a bun in the oven.

Meghan Markle in Blue Dress

According to The Daily Star, Meghan's mother, Doria Ragland, is planning to move to the UK in the very near future.

Not only that, the tabloid reports that Raglans has been taking classes in infant care during her visits to London.

"Two of the teachers, Brandi and Hannah, are training Doria at her home half an hour away to avoid attracting unwanted attention,” a source tells the outlet.

It seems Meghan is averse to the idea of hiring nannies and other childcare professionals to help around Kensington Palace.

Meghan Markle, Mom

Instead, she'd like Doria to move in and help attend to the needs of the newest royal.

“Meghan wants to avoid hiring staff if possible once her first child arrives," says the insider.

"The thought of having her mum move in with them and take on the role of baby nurse is the best possible solution to that."

Fortunately, it sounds as though Doria is just as excited about the arrangement as Meghan is:

Meghan Markle Goes to See Hamilton

"It's something Doria has always wanted to do anyway," the source claims.

"She already specializes in prenatal yoga."

Yes, in addition to raising children of her own, Doria has been assisting new and expectant moms throughout her career.

And it seems she's already learned a great deal in the few weeks that she's been taking childcare classes:

The New Duchess

"She’s learned everything from breastfeeding and lactation consultancy, basic baby care, CPR and first aid," the insider says.

"The course also covers sleep training for later on, weaning and helping the new mother with her recovery.”

Sounds like Doria's got this thing on lock.

Which is nice, especially since the rest of Meghan's family is so terrible.

At least Doria is helping to balance things out a bit in that regard.

Meghan Markle & Kate Middleton: Pissing Off Royals With Petty-Ass Feud [Report]

While fans of the British Royal Family believe that Meghan Markle is hiding a baby bump, that may not be her most significant secret.

Rumor says that there's something else big boiling within the British royal family that is on the verge of spilling into the public sphere.

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Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, and her sister-in-law, the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton, are reportedly feuding again.

And it's gotten so bad that their respective husbands, Princes/Dukes William and Harry are said to be planning an intervention.

Yikes.

A new report from celebrity gossip magazine In Touch suggests that Kate and Meghan are engaged in an envy-fueled feud.

And apparently this alleged beef has grown so severe that Harry and William are plotting to do something about it.

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Before it escalates, they need to nip it in the bud.

"The boys are discussing whether to stage an intervention," their inside source claims, implying that relations are beyond icy.

That would be a drastic step, but the insider says that it may be necessary "in order to get Meghan and Kate to make up."

If that's what they do, we sure hope that it works. Their are kids involved; Kate has three, and Meghan Markle is pregnant ... maybe.

Kate Middleton, Interesting Expression

It's reported that things got so bad that the Queen herself wants the situation resolved.

"She said something had to be done," the source says of Queen Elizabeth.

Apparently the Queen has had enough, and "she wants to resolve the issue once and for all."

In part, it sounds like this may be about public relations as much as it is about family unity.

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The insider shares that "the last thing the queen wants is a full-blown crisis at the palace."

Supposedly, this imminent crisis is because of Kate's position as the mother of three heirs to the throne.

"Meghan can't help but be jealous," the source claims.

The insider then goes above and beyond, saying that "she's lying if she says she isn't."

Thta's a very bold claim.

Kate, William and the Kids

Especially since, surely, Meghan knew all along that Kate's marriage to William made her a bigger deal within the family.

"She knows that one day Kate will be reaping all the rewards of that title," the source says.

There is more to this alleged feud than Meghan's reported resentments, however. It sounds like Kate has some gripes as well.

"Meghan learned everything she knows from Kate," the insider says.

Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton! Together!

"But since the wedding, Kate feels like Meghan has barely made any effort with her," the source says.

"And," the insider continues, Meghan "is more interested in impressing the queen."

Well ... wouldn't most people put a little more effort into their new grandmother-in-law ... especially when she's the literal Queen?

The report goes on to say that Meghan isn't deliberately snubbing Kate.

"To be fair," the source says. "Meghan has been busy."

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She's a newlywed, she's adjusting to her new life. Also, her awful family seems to be determined to ruin her life.

"But Kate feels like she's put a lot of effort into their friendship and hasn't gotten much in return," the insider explains.

That sounds like a somewhat fair complaint.

We have to say that we have our doubts about all of this. Meghan and Kate are grown women, not soap opera characters.

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Hopefully, they are satisfied with their own lives and don't feel the need to tear down others (or each other) in order to feel good about themselves.

Meghan's half-siblings may be vicious, but there's no reason to believe that Meghan herself is.

Maybe Meghan and Kate aren't the best of friends, but they don't need to be joined at the hip for them to not be at each other's throats.

We hope, anyway.

Meghan has enough drama from her blood relatives.

Meghan Markle Pregnant? Latest Appearance Sparks Fresh Round of Rumors

Could it be true?

Might it finally be the case?

Do we at last have a reason to celebrate?

These are the questions being posed by Royal Family fans around the Internet right about now, as a new round of Meghan Markle pregnant rumors are spreading throughout social media. 

Meghan Markle and a Possible Bump

The speculation is nearing an all-time high after the Duchess of Sussex attended the 100 Days to Peace Gala in London on Thursday, with all eyes fixated on her blue bespoke Jason Wu dress.

It's a beautiful number, about that there is no doubt.

But was it covering an even more beautiful baby bump?

Based on the type of gown Markle was donning, along with the position of her hands at times and the possible protrusion of her stomach, this is what some folks now believe.

Meghan Markle in Blue Dress: A Photo

“I have a feeling Meghan Markle is pregnant,” wrote on random individual, while another noted that the former actress appears to have “glowing” skin and shinier hair than usual.

Those would both be signs of pregnancy.

And while it's pretty much impossible to figure out such a status based on a handful of photos, we have to admit:

We sort of see where these folks are coming from.

We're not saying Markle is pregnant for certain.

But we've heard more outlandish claims based on far less revealing photos.

A Gorgeous Duchess

For whatever it's worth, Markle's awful father has said multiple times of late that she and Prince Harry want to start a family in the near future.

There have been tabloid covers left and rght ever since the stars got married in May that alleged a child was on the way.

Heck, sometimes there's been talk of TWO kids being on the way.

But an Us Weekly insider says folks should slow their pregnancy roll in this case.

Meghan Markle Goes to See Hamilton

We're not sure if this person knows anything for absolute certain, but this is what the source tells the magazine:

“Chalk this pregnancy speculation to an unflattering dress and wind.

"Meghan and Harry have a busy rest of the year. They are excited to start a family but have always wanted to focus the first year of marriage on their official work and starting to bring awareness to causes close to them.

"That is their main focus before starting a family.”

Ogling Her Prince

Fans do need to remember that the couple has not even been married for six months.

It does seem very likely that they will be parents at some point, but that point may be the year 2020 or 2021. Perhaps even 2022.

They are not in any rush, even if the desire is very much there.

“I’ve longed for kids since I was very, very young,” Harry told ABC News in May 2012, adding at the time:

“I’m waiting to find the right person, someone who is willing to take on the job.”

We think it's safe to say he found that person.

But when their lives calm down a bit and they have more time to plan out their future, that's when we're guessing the unprotected Royal pounding will begin.

Meghan Markle Was Followed By James Bond-Style Badasses on the Set of Suits

Back in May, Meghan Markle married Prince Harry in a ceremony that gave the world a reason to believe in love and forget about mass shootings for a few hours.

Of course, as you probably know, even before she landed the world's most eligible bachelor, Meghan was no stranger to the spotlight.

Meghan Markle Unhappy

Prior to being dubbed the Duchess of Sussex -- which is a title that was literally invented for her, because royalty is a weird-ass institution -- Meghan was one of the stars of the long-running USA Network series Suits.

If you've never seen an episode of the show, you're not alone.

Like Burn Notice and Rizzoli & Isles before it, Suits is one of those shows that's been on forever, even though you don't know anyone who will cop to watching it.

It's the "voting for Trump" of basic cable.

Meghan Markle Goes to See Hamilton

The point is, Meghan lived a public life before she married Harry, but she was certainly no A-lister.

Which is why it's a little weird that she enjoyed the protection of an agent from the UK's vaunted MI5 security agency.

Wendell Pierce, a longtime co-star of Meghan's recently opened up to Extra about the awkward period of time after Meghan and Harry had gone public with their relationship, but before she retired from acting.

"I actually didn’t think it was real, then all of a sudden I turn round and there is a guy from MI5 on set every day," Pierce said. 

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"The one thing that was clear [was that] she was extremely happy," the actor added.

"She had a glow. I knew she was in love. With the whirlwind of publicity and the world of being a royal now, the one thing that’s constant is the fact that I know she loves him."

Obviously, it's funny to imagine some Statham-esque mercenary following Meghan around the set and putting blow darts in the neck of any co-star who looked at her askance.

But it's important to note that there was nothing funny about the circumstances that likely led to the decision to deploy an agent for Meg's protection.

Ogling Her Prince

As you may recall, in the early days of her relationship with Harry, Meghan was subjected to racist vitriol from hateful dipsh-ts the world over.

We knew that the situation got so bad that Harry felt the need to issue a public statement telling the bigots to back off.

But until now, we had no idea that Buckingham Palace felt she needed a personal security detail.

Scary stuff.

Fortunately, the story has a happy ending -- just not for the 12 diehard fans keeping Suits on the air.

Meghan Markle: In Crisis Mode! Planning Emergency Trip Home!

Meghan Markle has had it, folks.

She doesn't know what to do with herself, almost literally.

In this time of desperate need, anger and confusion - as she gets attacked by her awful father left, right and in between - The Duchess of Sussex can only think place to go...

Meghan Markle Goes to See Hamilton

... home.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style, Markle is planning an emergency trip home to Los Angeles to spend time with her mother, Doria Ragland.

She remains very tight with this parent, even while the other parent speaks to every news outlet he can find about how terrible and ungrateful Meghan is as a daughter.

"She's at a breaking point. She needs to escape from the craziness," an insider explains to this tabloid, adding of Prince Harry's better half:

"Meghan is living in fear of what her father is going to do next."

Meghan Markle in Blue Dress

Can you blame her for thinking this way?

Thomas Markle has often said that he has no way of contacting his daughter.

His solution, therefore, is to give one disgusting sound bite after another, saying that Markle will "deprive" her future kid of time with the kid's grandfather, for example...

... and taking full credit for all Markle has become.

“She became the woman that she is today thanks to everything I did for her," Thomashas said.

"Did I get any recognition for it? Any thanks? She doesn’t even speak to me now. How cold is that?”

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Markle, as you might expect, can scarcely handle such attacks any longer.

Writes the Life & Style source:

"Apart from Harry, Doria is the only person Meghan feels she can trust.

"She's holding a crisis meeting with her mom, who has some insight into her ex-husband's behavior and is hoping to help Meghan figure out how to handle him."

At this point, though, let's be honest:

Who knows how to handle an off-the-rails Thomas Markle?

Thomas Markle Photo

Thomas has lived a quiet and secluded life in Mexico.

He didn't attend the Royal Wedding due to heart problems and Markle responded in an understanding manner.

But he's decided to turn on his child in the months since for some reason, leaving Meghan confounded and heartbroken.

"She's really struggling to come to terms with the fact that the man she once adored and looked up to has stabbed her in the back," the insider says, adding that Meghan's husband supports the trip home:

"Harry and Doria have spoken on the phone about their concerns for Meghan's well-being.

"Harry agrees that Meghan needs some quality time with her mom."

Meghan Markle Storms Out After Wild Fight With Harry (Report)

Back in May, the whole world tuned in to watch Prince Harry marry Meghan Markle in a lavish ceremony straight from the pages of a fairytale.

Unfortunately, in the months since, life for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex hasn't been all "happily ever after ..."

Meg and Har

Much of the tension over the past few months has had to do with Meghan's family.

In case you've been blissfully unaware of their existence, the Markle clan is the absolute worst.

We've known this since long before the wedding, thanks to Samantha Markle's efforts to destroy her sister for the crime of marrying a guy that makes her husband look like some lame-ass.

(For the record, most guys probably look like some lame-ass compared to Harry, but we're sure whatever doofus could be duped into marrying Samantha Markle is especially lame.)

Markle Waves

The Markles have really stepped their game up in the months since Harry and Meghan exchanged vows, beginning with Thomas Markle's decision to skip the wedding by faking a heart attack.

Now, we're sure it stings a bit to find out that your father faked a medical emergency just to wriggle out of watching you get married, but remarkably, it seems Meghan is still defending her family.

And it seems Harry is quickly becoming fed up with his new wife's forgiving nature.

"After weeks of embarrassment over her family drama, she finally snapped and channeled her frustration into their first row,” a source close to the couple tells OK! magazine.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Stare at Each Other

“Meghan crying about how trapped she feels by royal rules and Harry venting about how mortifying it’s been for him to deal with her family’s constant publicity-grubbing."

And apparently, it's not just Harry's new in-laws who are causing trouble in royal paradise.

The insider claims that Meghan feels Harry is stumbling in his transition from bachelor to married man, a fact evidenced by his stubborn refusal to part ways with his man cave.

“In the early days, Meghan kept quiet about how much she hated the laddishness and tastelessness of it all," says the source.

Harry! And Megan!

"Meghan hoped to get rid of Harry’s man cave and give their home a classy makeover"

The insider adds that what started out as a lighthearted debate has begun to take a toll on Harry:

"Harry is complaining about being a henpecked husband already,” the tipster.

Apparently, last week the tension became too much for Meghan to take and she decided to hop across the pond to spend a few days with her former Suits co-stars:

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry: In Love!

“She decided that flying to Toronto to see her old friends would be just the thing to clear her head,” the source claims.

“Meghan hopes that a few days apart from Harry will help simmer their tensions, but it seems like the honeymoon phase is over.”

We suppose in some ways, all marriages are alike -- it's just that if your royalty, you get to jet off to another continent when you're upset.

Obviously, if there's any truth to these reports, now would be the ideal time for Harry to begin dismantling his man cave -- and pretending to like his in-laws.

Meghan Markle’s Brother: Prince Harry Broke Up Our Family!!

Meghan Markle is happily married to Prince Harry. Unfortunately, she continues to be burdened by her idiot dad's cruel comments and by her two truly, madly, deeply evil half-siblings.

We've heard a lot from Samantha Grant, but Thomas Markle, Jr. is eager to voice his horrible opinions about Meghan.

He says that her mind was warped by fame, but appears to lay some of the blame at Harry's royal feet.

Thomas Markle Jr.

In a raving interview with The Daily Mail, Thomas Markle, Jr. says that Meghan is being needlessly cruel to their father.

"No father-daughter relationship should be like this," Thomas asserts.

Well, one would hope that most fathers would not carry out a media blitz in which they constantly discuss their daughter and new in-laws.

"I feel for him because of how strong their relationship was," Thomas explains. "And what it's become now."

"That's got to hurt anybody," Thomas says.

Ogling Her Prince

"It's not the Meghan I remember," Thomas says, somehow blaming her for her reasonable response to their father's bad behavior.

"The Meg I remember was very caring and she cared about everybody," Thomas says. "That was important to her."

His implication, of course, is that she is somehow no longer caring, rather than that she is taking the important self-care measure of cutting toxic people out of her life.

"Since Hollywood and being on that show," Thomas says. "Being a celebrity has changed her."

Yeah, we guess that the sky-high celebrity factor of starring on USA's Suits really got to her head, huh?

Thomas Markle Jr on Inside Edition

"Maybe she feels she is above everybody," Thomas guesses, adding: "Maybe even more now."

She's not the one slamming her own family members on social media and claiming that they're bad people.

"But if she wasn't with Prince Harry right now -- even if she was still on Suits right now -- she would have stopped what she was doing," Thomas says of their father.

He claims that she would have dropped everything "to go and visit him and make sure he's ok."

Maybe so. But if she were still on Suits, he wouldn't be acting out like a brat in the media.

Meghan Markle Unhappy

Thomas Markle, Jr. says that Meghan could have taken a different approach with her family.

"I think it got ignored and swept under the carpet for so long, it's a shame where it's ended up," Thomas says. "Especially between her and my father,"

"She's capable of doing anything," to appease her relatives, he says. "She's just got to want to do it."

Would exposing herself to people who are viciously attacking her in interview after interview really be the right thing to do?

"If she wants to make amends, by all means, she can do that," Thomas claims. "But she's got to want to do it."

In other words, it sounds like she could get them to be quiet and go away.

Markle Waves

Thomas Markle Jr. also lays some of the blame on Prince Harry and Kensington Palace.

"They've dealt with this kind of stuff for a long time and why they did it this way, that's the big question?" Thomas says. "Why?"

Apparently the royal family, though no stranger to scandals, never imagined that someone's own siblings would be so pointlessly petty.

They're ready for assassins, not for character assassination.

"They could have looked after my dad and he would have been happy," Thomas says. It sounds like he's suggesting that they put Meghan's family on a payroll to buy their silence.

Meghan Markle's Father

Thomas says: "I don't think he deserves that kind of treatment from her."

"I think she owes him emotionally as his daughter to support him the way he supported her," Thomas claims.

Ridiculous. 

"To see all this go on in the media," Thomas laments. "From their relationship being so close and so tight knit all her life to come to this,"

Thomas says that it is "like she doesn't want to deal with him for what reasons I don't know."

Meghan Markle Wedding Close-Up

We would humbly suggest that if he and his absolute harridan of a sister and their bumbling father would shut their mouths and stay quiet, Meghan's feelings about them might change.

Instead, they whine in front of any camera that points in their direction -- especially if there is money involved.

That is not the behavior of a loving family. That's not even the behavior of a family.

It sounds like Meghan is better off without them.

Meghan Markle’s Brother: Prince Harry Broke Up Our Family!!

Meghan Markle is happily married to Prince Harry. Unfortunately, she continues to be burdened by her idiot dad's cruel comments and by her two truly, madly, deeply evil half-siblings.

We've heard a lot from Samantha Grant, but Thomas Markle, Jr. is eager to voice his horrible opinions about Meghan.

He says that her mind was warped by fame, but appears to lay some of the blame at Harry's royal feet.

Thomas Markle Jr.

In a raving interview with The Daily Mail, Thomas Markle, Jr. says that Meghan is being needlessly cruel to their father.

"No father-daughter relationship should be like this," Thomas asserts.

Well, one would hope that most fathers would not carry out a media blitz in which they constantly discuss their daughter and new in-laws.

"I feel for him because of how strong their relationship was," Thomas explains. "And what it's become now."

"That's got to hurt anybody," Thomas says.

Ogling Her Prince

"It's not the Meghan I remember," Thomas says, somehow blaming her for her reasonable response to their father's bad behavior.

"The Meg I remember was very caring and she cared about everybody," Thomas says. "That was important to her."

His implication, of course, is that she is somehow no longer caring, rather than that she is taking the important self-care measure of cutting toxic people out of her life.

"Since Hollywood and being on that show," Thomas says. "Being a celebrity has changed her."

Yeah, we guess that the sky-high celebrity factor of starring on USA's Suits really got to her head, huh?

Thomas Markle Jr on Inside Edition

"Maybe she feels she is above everybody," Thomas guesses, adding: "Maybe even more now."

She's not the one slamming her own family members on social media and claiming that they're bad people.

"But if she wasn't with Prince Harry right now -- even if she was still on Suits right now -- she would have stopped what she was doing," Thomas says of their father.

He claims that she would have dropped everything "to go and visit him and make sure he's ok."

Maybe so. But if she were still on Suits, he wouldn't be acting out like a brat in the media.

Meghan Markle Unhappy

Thomas Markle, Jr. says that Meghan could have taken a different approach with her family.

"I think it got ignored and swept under the carpet for so long, it's a shame where it's ended up," Thomas says. "Especially between her and my father,"

"She's capable of doing anything," to appease her relatives, he says. "She's just got to want to do it."

Would exposing herself to people who are viciously attacking her in interview after interview really be the right thing to do?

"If she wants to make amends, by all means, she can do that," Thomas claims. "But she's got to want to do it."

In other words, it sounds like she could get them to be quiet and go away.

Markle Waves

Thomas Markle Jr. also lays some of the blame on Prince Harry and Kensington Palace.

"They've dealt with this kind of stuff for a long time and why they did it this way, that's the big question?" Thomas says. "Why?"

Apparently the royal family, though no stranger to scandals, never imagined that someone's own siblings would be so pointlessly petty.

They're ready for assassins, not for character assassination.

"They could have looked after my dad and he would have been happy," Thomas says. It sounds like he's suggesting that they put Meghan's family on a payroll to buy their silence.

Meghan Markle's Father

Thomas says: "I don't think he deserves that kind of treatment from her."

"I think she owes him emotionally as his daughter to support him the way he supported her," Thomas claims.

Ridiculous. 

"To see all this go on in the media," Thomas laments. "From their relationship being so close and so tight knit all her life to come to this,"

Thomas says that it is "like she doesn't want to deal with him for what reasons I don't know."

Meghan Markle Wedding Close-Up

We would humbly suggest that if he and his absolute harridan of a sister and their bumbling father would shut their mouths and stay quiet, Meghan's feelings about them might change.

Instead, they whine in front of any camera that points in their direction -- especially if there is money involved.

That is not the behavior of a loving family. That's not even the behavior of a family.

It sounds like Meghan is better off without them.

Meghan Markle’s Awful Family to Star In Bravo Reality Show

For as long as she's been a household name internationally, Meghan Markle has been plagued by her awful family and the apparent joy they take in trying to destroy her.

And because 2018 offers daily proof that the intern in charge of the simulation we're living in is completely hammered, these jerks are being rewarded for their awfulness with the money and attention they so desperately crave.

Samantha Grant

According to UK tabloid The Mirror, Samantha Markle has reached a deal with Bravo to star in her own reality show.

Sources say network execs are "desperate" to get Sam's dad, Thomas Markle, on board so that they can set up an ensemble situation in which several sad, desperate d-bags sit around and trash Meghan.

“They want something that is similar to Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” says one insider.

Yeah, just like Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Except in this version, the whole family is seething with jealousy over Kim's success, and with Khloe as their evil mastermind, they launch a Shakespearean plot to destroy her life.

Meghan Markle in Blue Dress

It may sound like we're being a bit melodramatic, but aside from the current White House occupants, it's tough to think of a family more aggressively awful than the Markles.

These people are so horrendous that Thomas Markle faking a heart attack in order to skip his daughter's wedding doesn't crack the top ten list of deplorable things they've done in the past six months.

Hell, Samantha's public declaration that Meghan will be responsible for her father's death barely makes the cut.

Needless to say, the idea that these people will soon be handsomely compensated for their villainy is nauseating to a large number of people.

Samantha Markle Picture

Just as an anxious nation hangs its hopes on Robert Mueller, so too are decent people everywhere praying that a man who's never let us down in the past will come forward.

That man's name is Andy Cohen.

Cohen make have made his bones in the often-tawdry world of reality television, but dude is a mensh through and through, and Samantha makes the very worst of the Housewives look like Mother Theresa.

Here's hoping he squashes the Samantha deal to remind us all that evil isn't rewarded 100 percent of the time.

Meghan Markle’s Dad Thinks His Daughter Has Joined a Cult

Thomas Markls is, SIGH, at it again.

The disgraceful father of Meghan Markle has given yet another interview in which he has said even more cruel and fairly ridiculous things not just about his daughter...

... but about the Royal Family in general.

Ogling Her Prince

Speaking to The Sun from his home in Mexico, Thomas went off on the large group of individuals that now surround Meghan on a daily basis, saying the Royals are "either like Scientologists or the Stepford family."

The former reference is to a religion largely made famous by Tom Cruise, one whose beliefs and practices were launched in May of 1952 by author L. Ron Hubbard. Hubbard.

In Scientology, people are viewed as spiritual beings that have minds and bodies and a person's "spiritual essence" is called the Thetan.

Scientologists believe that a thetan is the person himself, not his body or his name or the physical universe, his mind or anything else.

The latter reference, meanwhile, is to a fictional set of wives who are so submissive and who follow the protocol set forth by their rich husbands in such strict manner that some believe they are robots.

Thomas Markle Photo

"They are cult-like ... because they are secretive," Thomas explains in further detail to The Sun, adding:

"They close the door, pull the shades down and put their fingers in their ears so they don’t have to hear."

Thomas, of course, has made a name for himself ever since Meghan married Prince Harry in May.

A pretty terrible name, that is.

He skipped the wedding due to some health concerns and also due to a scandal in which he accepted money from photographers in exchange for agreeing to have his pictures taken.

Since then, Thomas has accused his daughter of cutting off all contact and basically of being an ungrateful little you-know-what.

He's also said she looks "terrified" and unhappy as a member of the Royal Family.

Thomas Markle Picture

Why would he say such cruel things?

Because he's angry Markle is not giving him a lot of money, certain sources say.

But this isn't so, Thomas himself alleges.

"I worked hard to provide for my children. I’m their father. I don’t expect them to pay me back," he tells The Sun in this interview, insisting he just wants a regular, peaceful relationship with The Duchess of Sussex.

Meghan Markle at Wimbledon

Is Meghan open to such an arragement?

Perhaps... if her dad would just shut the eff up for a little while.

Shockingly, insiders say Markle is not about to address such a personal relationship through the press and that her father's rants and raves in public are not gonna lead to a reconciliation between dad and daughter.

That makes perfect sense to us.

But will it make sense to Thomas?

Will he actually shut his trap and just listen for a change?

Thomas Markle to Daughter: Give Me Some F-ckin Money!

According to a startling new report, Thomas Markle may be nothing more than a greedy old man who wants to cash in on his daughter's fame and fortune.

Stunning, right?

We'll give you a few moments to pick your jaw up off the ground...

thomas markle image

Over the past several weeks, as you likely know by now, Meghan Markle has been dragged to the ends of the scorched earth by her father, Thomas, and her half-sister, Samantha.

(Samantha and Meghan shared a father, but not a mother; are 17 years apart in age; and did not grow up in the same household.)

Thomas has gone around running his mouth to any outlet with a microphone or a website, saying he hung up on Prince Harry, he's responsible for everything Meghan has become...

... and so much more ridiculous, mean-spirited nonsense.

Thomas, of course, missed the Royal Wedding in May because he was suffering a few health problems at the time -- and also because he was embarrassed by a scandal in which he confessed to accepting money from paparazzi members in exchange for his permission to be photographed.

A general recluse living in Mexico, Thomas seemed to content to remain far out of the spotlight while his daughter grew into her life as The Duchess of Sussex.

That's what we thought this spring, at least.

Thomas Markle Photo

But, boy, were we ever mistaken!

Thomas clearly wants a relationship with Markle and, as he's said so often, with his future grandkids.

However, that isn't all he wants, a source tells The Daily Mirror.

"While he was working, Tom supported all his children. He was generous," this insider says, adding of Markle's mindset and ongoing motivation:

"He made no secret that he expected... the money he spent on them would be repaid."

By whom? By his kids, of course!

Meghan Markle Unhappy

“He says they have not given him a fuc-ing dime back," this source says of Markle.

"He is growing increasingly bitter about it, and it has not been helped by how his ex-wife, Meghan’s mum, has been so welcomed into the royal fold." 

Maybe that's because she's nice? And generous? And doesn't think a parent is owed anything of monetary value simply because a parent did all he or she could for his or her child?

Just a theory.

"The fact she could be moving to England has not helped the situation while he is in a pokey home in Mexico," concludes this insider.

Meghan Markle Trooping the Color

Markle, to her credit, has not let her father's actions and insults affect her.

At least not in public.

She has maintained the highest of high roads, just going about her Royal business and embracing her new role in life; awful relatives be damned!

The Duschess has even said she would talk to her dad again, under two specific conditions.

As for Thomas? He's denied accusations that he's basically seeking a payoff to shut up, but he does think Meghan owes him something.

"My daughter said she’d take care of me in my declining years," he said recently. "I’m not talking money, I’m talking about taking care of me. That’s important to me."

You know, it's probably important to Meghan that her dad doesn't act like a self-centered, entitled jackass to the press every hour of every day.

But here you both are.