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Paris Hilton to Kris Jenner: PLEASE Let Me Be on Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

Remember back in the day when Paris Hilton was the most talked-about celebrity of them all?

Man, how times have changed ...

Paris Hilton Instagram Selfie

Many, many years ago, you couldn't look at a tabloid or a gossip site without hearing all about Paris and her shenanigans.

Everyone watched The Simple Life, everyone used her "that's hot" catchphrase, and believe it or not, there were quite a few people who looked up to her.

But at a certain point, a little over ten years ago or so, all that began to change.

And that was because Kim Kardashian hit the scene hard.

If you know your Kardashian history, you know that back in Paris' heyday, she and Kim were very close. Kim tagged along to many of Paris' events, and she even worked for her for a while.

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Throwback

It was common to see paparazzi photos featuring Paris with Kim there in the background, but when Kim's sex tape was leaked, things began to change.

A few months after that, Kim got her own show, and she started becoming the more popular one, because let's be real, there's only so many reality stars the average person can care about at any given time.

So after that, Kim didn't need to work for Paris anymore, and she didn't need her by her side to get attention.

At some point during Kim's big rise to reality show glory, they had a falling out, and they've been enemies for years.

Like, their friendship was so dead that Paris once compared Kim's ass to "cottage cheese inside a big trash bag." The bad blood ran deep.

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In 2014, they posed for a photo together, and many of us thought it was a sign that they'd made up, but in 2015, Paris was back to making shady quotes about Kim in interviews, so it was pretty hard to tell what was going on between them.

Until now!

Last week, photos from Kanye's latest fashion campaign were released, and in some of the photos, Paris was featured looking pretty much exactly like Kim.

Eerily so.

Kim shared some of the photos on Instagram with the hashtag "forever the OG," and Paris shared them as well, writing that it was "so much fun being a #KimClone."

Paris Hilton is a Kim Clone

It certainly seems like their friendship is back on track now, right?

And according to a new report, that may be because Paris is looking to gain a little something from a renewed friendship with the Kardashian family.

"Paris really wants to appear on Keeping Up with the Kardashians as a regular, or even as a friend role," a source close to the family claims.

"Kim and Kris feel bad for her and are considering offering her a contract to appear on the next season."

That sounds absolutely amazing, doesn't it? Just imagine: Paris back where she belongs, on reality television, being her gloriously ridiculous self.

Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton: Old School Pic

It's also a little sad if they're offering her a contract out of pity -- but it does sound like Paris is cool with it.

As the source says, "Paris thinks that they only have what they have because of her and has made this crystal clear to Kris."

We'd argue that they "have what they have" because of Kim's sex tape, and also because of the late Robert Kardashian's O.J. Simpson connection, but Paris probably did help a bit.

On a bit of a happier note, the insider adds that "Paris and Kim are tight again in the sense that Paris has been kissing her butt lately."

"The two of them have made amends for talking so much sh-t about each other. Paris even invited the whole family to her upcoming wedding."

All's well that ends well, we suppose.

And if it ends in Paris Hilton herself bringing her special brand of nonsense to Keeping Up with the Kardashians?

Even better.

Paris Hilton Models for Yeezy, Transforms Into #KimClone

We've officially come full, scantily-clad circle.

Many years ago, Paris Hilton sky-rocketed to the top of the A-List after starring in a sex tape titled 1 Night in Paris.

Many years later, Kim Kardashian sky-rocketed to the top of the A-List after starring in a sex tape titled Kim Kardashian Superstar.

Paris Hilton is a Kim Clone

It's worth noting, of course, that Kim worked for a long time as Hilton's personal assistant and the two were pretty good friends.

So it's not difficult for one to connect the naked dots and realize that Kim was motivated to get pounded by Ray J on camera by the way that Paris got pounded on camera...

... and subsequently raked in big bucks and major headlines.

Since her starring sex tape turn, Kardashian has blown past Hilton when it comes to Q Rating, popularity and wealth.

You can barely go a day without hearing something about her; while we bet you'd need to rack your brain harder than an erect Ray J on video in order to remember the last notable story you read about Paris Hilton.

This is a long preamble to make the following point;

Paris has finally come to this same realization.

She is no longer trying to pretend that she's on par with Kardashian in any way.

Instead, she's basically acting as a subservient to her ex-BFF in a new ad campaign, going as far as to channel Kim in a new shoot for Kanye West’s Yeezy Season 6 line.

“So much fun being a #KimClone in the new #YeezySeason6 campaign," wrote Paris as a caption to the following image.

Paris Hilton for Yeezy

Yes, a Kim Kardashian clone. 

We never thought we'd see the day Paris Hilton wrote such words.

Kardashian, for her part, is not rubbing in this victory.

Instead, she's helping her vanquished former employer promote her husband's clothing line, sharing one of Hilton's snapshots on her Instagram page and writing as a caption of her own:

“#Yeezy #Season6 #ParisHilton #ForeverTheOG."

That's a fair assessment.

Hilton really is the OG of untalented rich people posing nearly naked and somehow becoming very famous as a result.

Kim Kardashian Goes Sexy

After years of seemingly not speaking to each other, the ice between Kim and Paris began to thaw last summer.

Hilton posted a throwback photo of herself and Kardashian online in July, taking many Internet users by surprise at the time.

It doesn't appear as if the ex-pals hang out very often still, but they must have seen this as an opportunity to make some money together once again.

And Paris must have seen it as an opportunity to be known for something other than liking Donald Trump.

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Throwback

Among the other Yeezy Season 6 campaign models are many social media stars you may recognize, including Kylie Jenner's best friends Jordyn Woods and Anastasia Karanikolaou.

Will they also channel Kim in upcoming campaigns?

Or Kylie?

Or some other member of this famous family?

Meanwhile, in case you forgot, here's a look back at Kim and Paris' friendship. We weren't kidding! They truly were like two annoying peas in a skin tight pod...

Paris Hilton, Former Famous Person, Gets Engaged to Chris Zylka

It's official:

Chris Zylka wants to spend more than just one night in Paris.

Chris Zylka Kisses Paris Hilton

The actor (90210, Twisted, The Leftovers) and the former sex tape star announced their engaged via a feature in People Magazine, marking the first time anyone has heard from Hilton in approximately six years.

“I am so excited to be engaged to the love of my life and my best friend,” Hilton told the publication, which just happened to have a camera on hand when Zylka got down on one knee.

Added the ex-A-Lister:

“I have never felt so happy, safe and loved. He is perfect for me in every way and showed me that fairytales really do exist!”

Zylka proposed to Hilton during a vacation in Aspen over the weekend.

Paris and Chris Zylka

The stars met around eight years ago at an Academy Awards party, but reconnected in 2016 and became Instagram official in February of last year.

They were posing for a picture on the slopes after grabbing some lunch in the ski town when Zylka got down on one knee with the stunning rung.

Despite a People photographer literally standing right there at the time, Hilton says she was taken aback by the romantic turn of events.

“I was so excited and surprised! I immediately said yes!” she gushed to the magazine.

Zylka and Hilton, meanwhile, may have been dating for about a year now, but Kim Kardashian's former boss and BFF says she didn't need this long to know he was The One.

“Ever since our first date I knew there was something special about him.

"I have never in my life met a man so loyal, dedicated, and loving. I knew right from the start that I wanted to be with him forever.”

Chris Zylka and Paris

And now she will be!

Since going public with their romance early last year, Hilton and Zylka have been anything but shy on social media.

"One day, someone will walk into your life & make you see why it never worked out with anyone else," Paris wrote as a recent Instagram caption to the pair kissing, for example.

In July, Zylka got a tattoo of Hilton's first name on his forearm in Disney font, an act of true love, according to Hilton.

“Such a lucky girl!” she wrote at the time, continuing:

“My love surprised me & got my name tattooed in #Disney font. And said cause I’m his most magical place on Earth & he finally found his fairytale princess. #BoyfriendGoals.”

Chris Zylka and Paris Hilton

How... sweet? 

We guess?

Zylka, for his part, does seem pretty serious about settling down with Hilton.

“Paris is the most beautiful and incredible woman both inside and out,” Zylka tells People, concluding:

“I feel like the luckiest man in the world to be marrying my dream girl. I can’t wait to spend the rest of our lives together.”

We wish these two crazy kids nothing but the best.

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Celebrity Fashion Face-Off: Paris Hilton vs. Erin Lucas

It's a fashion face-off for the ages. Or at least for a Thursday morning in early July before a holiday weekend. Hey, it involves Erin Lucas. Not exactly prime time.

The former friend of Whitney Port and co-star on The City, who left the show yesterday to pursue "hosting" opportunities, showed off her modeling skills in a blue Bilingual Clothing dress at a People magazine event in N.Y.C. recently.

Meanwhile, America's favorite HO-tel heiress hit a premiere in the same peacock-patterned dress. Always nice to see Paris Hilton pictures that aren't half-naked.

Who wore it better? Tell us below ...

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Paris Hilton Attempts, Fails to Look Hot in Bikini Photos

Paris Hilton bikini photos are rarely super-attractive, and this set is no exception, to be sure. But we are posting them because when she headed to Dubai to shoot My Dubai BFF, she was told that she was not allowed to wear a bikini.

As you can see, that advice worked out about as well as the previous seasons of My New BFF (she seems to find, then ditch the BFFs she chooses quickly).

Anyway, here's Paris Hilton posing in a bikini a day after publicly stating how much she respects and loves Middle East culture. What a great ambassador ...

Dubai Dumbass

Paris Hilton classes up Dubai as only she can.

Unfortunately, Paris Hilton has not been detained by the authorities as of this posting. But if she busts out her topless mermaid ensemble, there still a chance!

If she were to become a permanent addition to a Dubai prison, well, maybe that's harsh of us to even think about. But let's face it, you'd laugh a little inside.

Click to enlarge more unattractive Paris Hilton photos ...

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Paris Hilton, Topless Mermaid, Debuts New Fragrance

Paris Hilton has added sixth gross scent to her perfume empire.

Titled simply Siren by Paris Hilton is described by its marketers as "a tropical floral fragrance with just a hint of Doug Reinhardt after he gets back from the gym, then ransacks her vanilla bean and creamy musk produced through by Fragrances."

Inspired by the concept that naked pictures sell seductive creatures of ancient Greek mythology, ads for the new scent feature Paris Hilton topless, as a mermaid.

Talk about adding both sophistication and glamour.

Paris said of her latest product, which retails at a mere $45 for 1.7 ounces:

“Siren is all about being sexy in a playful way. I feel irresistible as a mermaid. What girl doesn’t want to have fun being a fantasy creature that men can’t resist?”

Judging by our boyfriend retrospective, it seems many men cannot resist this creature, diseases and all. Perhaps there's something to the perfume after all ...

Paris Hilton Topless Photo

A topless Paris Hilton attempts to be a sexy mermaid.

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Kathy Hilton’s Favorite Paris Boyfriend: Jason Shaw

Paris Hilton has dated so many dudes that some of them didn't even make our recent boyfriend retrospective, which in itself was an impressive list.

That's because for every Doug Reinhardt, some lucky stiff who ransacked Paris' booty back in the day drifts further and further into obscurity.

So who has been the best so far, according to her mom, Kathy Hilton?

“Jason Shaw, he was my favorite,” she said.

Jason who?

Jason Shaw

Paris Hilton and Jason Shaw were engaged from mid-2002 to early 2003 and he is said to have starred in one of the ho-tel heiress' infamous sex tapes. Obviously.

On the heels of Paris Hilton’s breakup with Doug Reinhardt, her family isn’t quite sure why they broke up, but there are various theories going around, such as him being a douche, using her for fame, and/or cheating on her with Kendahl Beal.

In any event, Kathy longs for a man for her daughter that does his own thing:

“Paris needs to have someone strong enough; Paris is in love with the idea of being in love. It’s important for her to find someone who has their own business.”

For now, no man is with Paris in Dubai, where she has been giving a new meaning to the term camel tow. But we give her single status a couple of hours.

A Paris Hilton Camel Tow Photo

Eh? Eh? Get it? Note the spelling? Har har.

Yes, it looks like Paris Hilton's pussy how has competition for the most innocent, but dirty-sounding animal connected to our favorite ho-tel heiress, seen here riding the beast in Dubai. Looks like she's already found her new BFF:

Camel Tow

Paris Hilton invades the Middle East. They are welcome to keep her.

Wearing a green floor length dress made by a local designer, Hilton later attended a news conference to promote her new reality show, Paris Hilton's Dubai BFF.

It is the sequel to her American reality show, Paris Hilton's My New BFF, has screened for two seasons. A British version of the crap has also been made.

During the press conference, Hilton said she loved Dubai's fashion.

“I respect the culture in Dubai - it’s much classier than Las Vegas," she said. “I love the way they dress here. I’m excited to try the new fashions. I look forward to wearing what they wear in Dubai. Women here are so beautiful. I love the culture.”

Click to enlarge more Paris Hilton pictures from her trip ...

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Cristiano Ronaldo Dishes on His One Night in Paris

The world’s priciest footballer has given The Sun (UK) the exclusive on his recent night in Paris Hilton, and needless to say, it was action-packed.

He says: “She was a really cool girl and we had a great time talking.”

Is that what they're calling it these days?

Clearly they had a lot to discuss, spending the entire night together at posh nightspot My House Hollywood before heading to Nicky Hilton's pad.

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Ronaldo added of the hotties' alleged fling: “I am a young man and Paris a young lady, and us talking in a club is just what normal people our age do.”

Just don't expect the soccer star to start a "relationship" with her - even though he reportedly spent a second night in the Hilton later in the week.

“She lives thousands of miles away and is busy, and I am busy in Madrid so I am not sure if we will be able to see each other,” Cristiano lamented.

He added: “I am just making the most of the short summer I get.”

Indeed he is.

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