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Kourtney Kardashian: Partying With Scott Disick After Dumping Younes Bendjima!

About a week ago, Kourtney Kardashian and Younes Bendjima broke up after two years together. Things between them are not amicable.

But things are looking surprisingly friendly between Kourtney and ... Scott Disick.

In the video, take a look at how well these two are getting along. And see how not-subtle Kourt's sisters are about wanting them to get back together.

Kourtney and scott disick throwback

Last week, Kylie Jenner's birthday party was shut down by police. But before that, it was going strong.

You only turn 21 once!

For Kylie's special milestone birthday, all feuds were set aside. That meant that Caitlyn was there. And so was Scott.

As you'll see in the video that we included, both Kim and Khloe could not resist filming Scott and Kourtney as they sat side-by-side at a table.

To the sisters, it was just like old times -- and a reminder of what they'd like to see again.

Scott disick and kourtney kardashian at kylies 21st birthday

In Kim's video, she pans over boht Kourtney and Scott, who are on their phones.

Kim's voice can be heard saying: "Oh, just like an old married couple on your phones!"

Khloe's video is, like Khloe's personality, even less subtle.

She went so far as to write the words "A girl can dream" on her video of Kourtney and Scott.

Clearly, both of Kourtney's fellow Kardashian sisters want to see her reunite with Scott.

Kourtney kardashian stares hard

There are a lot of potentially very good reasons why that might be more possible than ever now that Kourtney has parted ways with her boy toy.

But ... Scott is still dating his much younger model, Sofia Richie.

Of course, Scott and Sofia have gotten back together and broken up during their relationship, so it's not like their romance is perfect or seamless.

Sofia herself was not at Kylie's party.

That wasn't necessarily a snub -- the party took place at an L.A. hotspot, and though Sofia has a birthday later this month, she is only 19 years old.

Kind of hard to bring your girlfriend places when she's not old enough to drink, isn't it, Scott?

Sofia richie and scott disick look sad

Clearly, Khloe and Kim would be happy to see Kourt get right with The Lord. And her breakup with Younes seems to open the door for that.

But Scott and Sofia are still a thing.

That said ... many feel that part of what motivated Scott's absolutely ridiculous bender that lasted for, like, half of 2017 and ended with him dating Sofia after he'd banged every other 19-year-old model on the planet was that Kourtney and Younes were a real thing.

It might have bothered him less if Younes were just a hot piece of tail that Kourtney was enjoying. it seemed to really get under his skin that she was in a real relationship.

If he was just dating Sofia to get revenge on Kourtney or whatever, well ... things might change.

Kendall kylie and kourtney

Whether you want to see Kourt and Scott reunite as much as her sisters clearly do, please remember that Sofia is a real person with real feelings.

In fact, she's still a teenager, so she arguably has more feelings than a lot of us, even though she's an adult.

If Scott does find some reason to dump her in the next few weeks or months, it could be devastating to her.

She deserves better than that.

Still, take a look at our compilation of Kim and Khloe's videos and see if you agree with their hopes for reunification.

Kourtney kardashian partying with scott disick after dumping you

Kourtney Kardashian: Is She REALLY Pregnant With Scott Disick’s Baby?!

It's been an interesting week in the life of Kourtney Kardashian.

First, Kourtney feuded with Kim Kardashian after a bizarre Keeping Up With the Kardashians scene in which Kim insulted her appearance.

Kourtney Kardashian, KUWTK Promo

Shortly thereafter, the world learned that Kourtney and Younes Bendjima have broken up.

Not surprisingly, that news was followed by rumors that Kourtney was planning to get back together with Scott Disick, the father of her three children, who's currently dating Sofia Richie.

It's a lot to keep up with, and believe it or not, Kourt's life is about to become even more bonkers.

According to a new report from Hollywood Life, Kourtney is pregnant with her fourth child.

Kourtney and Scott Disick Throwback

And insiders say the baby is Scott's.

The rumors began when Kourtney sported “what appeared to be a bump” during a recent social outing in LA.

“It was strange to see because she’s usually so perfectly svelte,” a source told the outlet.

A different source stated, “Everyone is whispering that she’s pregnant with her fourth child.

“They’ve been meeting up on the down-low for a while now,” the insider claims.

Kourtney & Scott Image

One source adds that Scott's relationship has not prevented him from hooking up with Kourtney.

Rumor has it the former couple has been secretly sleeping together during family vacations.

“They made it look like a family trip because their kids were there, but they hooked up,” the source said before adding,

“Everyone is buzzing that she’s carrying Scott’s baby.”

Kourtney and Scott Split?

A wild report, to be sure, but it's lent credence by recent rumors about Sofia being wary of Scott's relationship with his ex.

“[Sofia] wants to live a life with Scott, have a future with Scott and have kids with Scott,” says a source close to the couple.

“So if he is thinking of getting back with Kourtney she wants none of it.”

Does Sofia have reason to be suspicious?

Well, if Kourt is really rocking a bump already, we may find out in about in six months.

Kourtney Kardashian: Getting Back With Scott Disick Now That She’s Done With Younes?!

As you may have heard, Kourtney Kardashian and Younes Bendjima called it quits earlier this week.

The news didn't come as too much of a shock, as frankly, Younes held on considerably longer than anyone expected him to.

Kourtney Kardashian and Younes Bendjima in Italy

He was a rebound guy who somehow made the transition into serious boyfriend.

He deserves credit for his staying power, but we doubt that either side is terribly upset about the inevitable unraveling of this relationship.

Interestingly, news of the breakup comes right on the heels of some intriguing comments that Scott made about his feelings toward Kourtney on the latest installment of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

The episode saw Disick speculating about a possible future with the mother of his children.

Scott, Kourtney Picture

We always said we would try to get back together when we were like 40. So she’s got a couple years,” he remarked to Khloe Kardashian.

Of course, Disick is still dating Sofia Richie these days, so fans who are eager for a reconciliation may not want to get their hopes up too high.

“Everyone thinks that Scott is going to drop Sofia and run back to Kourtney, it is not going to happen, at least right now," a source close to the situation tells Radar Online.

Yes, it seems the Lord is quite pleased by the news of Kourtney's breakup, but not because he's hoping to win her back.

“Scott was a bit bummed when he found out that Kourtney broke up with Younes, but at the same time he also found it hilarious because in his head that means he won,” the insider claims.

Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian

Sure, it's incredibly petty and childish, but do we really expect anything else from Scott?

The good news is, if you rightly believe it would be a terrible idea for Scott and Kourtney to get back together, then you can breathe a sigh of relief.

“Scott and Sofia are living together now and they are quite serious," says the source.

"He is very happy and in love with Sofia right now."

And it seems unlikely that Scott would dump Sofia for a woman twice her age with three kids.

Did we mention how childish this dude is?

Scott Disick Reality Show Coming Soon: Get Ready For Drunken Mayhem!

Based on the many, many ways he mistreated her daughter during their decade-long relationship, you might think that Kris Jenner would want to have Scott Disick killed, or at least forcibly removed from Calabasas.

But Kris has a history of being oddly forgiving of her daughters' horrible boyfriends.

Scott Disick Is Confused

And so, rather than having him rolled up in a carpet and tossed off the Santa Monica Pier, Kris is partnering up with Scott to produce yet another ill-conceived Keeping Up With the Kardashians spinoff.

Because clearly E! is hoping the eighteenth time is the charm.

Anyway, the project is currently untitled, but we're sure when Scott and company eventually decide on a name, it will involve some dumb pun on the word "lord."

While most viewers would probably be much more interested in a show that's centered around Disick's alcoholism or his turbulent love life, producers have made the baffling decision to focus on Scott's fledgling business ventures.

“It will probably come out next year, and it’s basically about me doing things that I’m interested in, which is buying and selling properties,” Disick tells People magazine.

Scott Disick Brags About His Diamonds

“I guess it’s cool that people will be able to see something that’s a little bit different, and it’s cool for me because it’s something I’m passionate about,” he adds.

Yes, just like bidding on abandoned storage units or making needlessly elaborate cakes, house-flipping is one of those things that figures prominently in the daily lives of most Americans, yet has never been featured on a reality show.

So being the stable business genius that he is, Scott made the executive decision to fill that niche.

We'd be lying if we said we weren't a little disappointed.

After all, a Scott Disick reality show is an idea with loads of potential ... but only if it's a warts-and-all portrayal of Scott at his worst.

Scott Holds Sofia

It sounds like what we're getting instead is a Kris-polished hagiographic take on the life of the Lord.

Of course, it's possible that Kris and company will set out to make Scott look good and his hot mess self will shine through regardless.

After all, Scott is still dating Sofia Richie, and as far as we know, he's still drinking.

When you're drunk and dating a teenager, some drama is bound to unfold.

And we're sure it'll make for much more compelling television than all of the real estate deals in the world.

Give the people what they want, Scott!

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie: We’re Roommates!

According to a new report, Scott Disick and Sofia Richie are living in sin.

How so?

By living with each other!

Sofia Richie and Scott Disick Look Sad

Indeed, about one month after rumors of a Disick-Richie break-up ran rampant around the Internet, sources now tell Us Weekly that the couple isn't just going strong...

... it's taken a major step in a very serious direction.

“Scott and Sofia are moving in together,” a source tells this tabloid very simply in its latest issue, adding of the arrangement:.

“She’ll move into his house.”

The decision to shack up follows a lot of chatter about Richie ending this romance after Disick allegedly cheated on Sofia in Miami this spring.

Scott was also seen getting very close and awfully cozy with a mystery woman at Kanye West’s Ye album listening party in Wyoming on May 31.

Classic Scott Disick, right?

That's what Kourtney Kardashian would say.

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie on Snapchat

Still, despite the widely held belief that Disick was sticking his penis into at least one other woman just a little while back, many people close to the situation had a feeling Richie wouldn't be able to walk away.

We guess she knew what she was getting into when she started dating Disick, right?

“It’s likely not totally over,” an insider told People Magazine of Richie and Disick in early June, right around the time of their alleged split, adding:

"They’ve broken up multiple times since they started dating and always ended up back together. No one would be surprised if they’re out again together in a few days or weeks."

Well, sure, right?

Who can resist the... charm of Scott Disick? The rugged handsomeness of Scott Disick? The ability of Scott Disick to drink a lot of alcohol in one night?

We really have no idea at this point.

Scott and Sofia Get Wet

Following the news of Disick’s supposed indiscretions, a confidant revealed that Richie confided in her famous father, Lionel Richie.

And how did the veteran singer respond?

Us Weekly writes that he threatened "to cut her off and write her out of his will if she continues her relationship with Scott as he thinks he’s extremely toxic for her.”

It now sounds as if Richie is willing to call this bluff.

Disick, of course, shares three kids with Kardashian: Mason, 8, Penelope, 6, and Reign, 3.

How does Kourtney feel about her ex-boyfriend's new living situation?

Sofia Richie and Scott Disick, Valentines Throwback

"She couldn’t be bothered by the drama,” says this first source. “She just cares about the kids and that they’re OK with the situation, which they are."

It also helps that Kourtney is on vacation at the moment as well.

And by the looks of things, she has every reason not to care at all about what Scott is doing.

Because look at who Kourtney is doing:

Hot Kourtney and Younes Bendjima

Nice catch there, Kourt.

Go ahead and suck a large one, Scott.

Scott Disick, Sofia Richie: Planning to Marry and Her Dad is PISSED! [Report]

When the world first learned that Scott Disick and Sofia Richie are dating, it was widely assumed that the relationship would last about as long as one of Scott's many rehab stints.

But one year later, in spite of frequent rumors that Scott and Sofia have broken up, the couple is still going strong.

Scott Holds Sofia

And it's all much to the chagrin of Sofia's famous father, Lionel Richie.

Lionel might be easy like Sunday morning most of the time, but when it comes to Scott and Sofia's relationship, the singer-songwriter is not exactly dancing on the ceiling.

In fact, it seems he's taken steps to ensure that Scott will not be able to get his hands on the Richie family fortune by marrying Sofia.

Insiders say the actions are less about Lionel protecting his finances, and more about dissuading Scott from continuing a romantic relationship with Sofia under false pretenses.

“Lionel’s preparing a $200 million prenup,” a source tells In Touch Weekly.

Lionel Richie Poses

“He hates Scott and has tried to tell Sofia to leave him, but she won’t.”

“Lionel is a multimillionaire and Sofia has a huge trust fund,” another insider adds.

“He doesn’t want Scott getting a cent of it!”

Yes, Scott might have a decent-sized nest egg from his years with Kourtney Kardashian -- during which he starred on a lucrative reality show and never had to spend a dime of his own money -- but he also enjoys an insanely lavish lifestyle.

Disick's not sitting on "never work again" money, and while he earns what most of us what consider a very nice living from social media endorsements it's far from sufficient to support the kind of lifestyle Scott is accustomed to.

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie, Private Plane

Plus, Scott's been in the business long enough to know that that well is bound to dry up as his relationship with Kourtney becomes a distant pop cultural memory, and he continues to spend less and less time on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

So Lionel's not wrong to be skeptical of Scott's intentions.

And he also hasn't shied away from expressing his thoughts on Scott and Sofia's relationship.

“She’s 19. When you’re 19, you know everything. Is it going to be for life? I don’t know,” Richie said in February.

“But for right now, it’s just a phase and I’m going to stand real still in the corner, get me a good drink and not make too much noise.”

Hopefully, he doesn't stand too far back.

And hopefully Scott doesn't follow his lead and enjoy a drink or 15 of his own.

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie: We’re Back Together! I Mean, We Never Broke Up!

Over the weekend, news broke that Scott Disick and Sofia Richie had broken up.

Fans feared that Scott would fall off the wagon. Reports claimed that Scott had done the unthinkable and cheated on Sofia.

But maybe it was a false alarm? Scott and Sofia say that they're back together ... and would have us believe that they never even split in the first place.

Sofia Richie and Scott Disick in Venice

Sources tell Us Weekly that Scott and Sofia are back together after some weekend awkwardness.

"They are now back together and Scott isn’t done with her."

She's 19 and gorgeous and he's, well, older and thirsty. No one really imagined that he was over her.

The source lends some insight into how they believe that Sofia viewed things.

"Sofia had a strange weekend and Scott and her are working through things."

Yeah, a weekend where you come to realize -- or at least believe -- that your boyfriend allegedly cheated on you would be strange, to say the least.

Scott Disick Didn't Know We Broke Up IG Story Sofia Richie

For his part, Scott took to his Instagram stories to mock the very idea of a breakup.

"We had no idea we even broke up."

Scott's message continued, ostensibly showing that there were no hard feelings over the split reports.

"But thanks for thinking of us."

it sounds like either some very reputable sources were "confused" or misled over the weekend -- which can happen to anyone, we suppose.

Or, and perhaps more likely, it sounds like Scott is doing his best to put that particular genie back into the bottle by laughing off the idea of cheating and a breakup.

Scott and Sofia Get Wet

So ... what happened?

Kanye celebrated his new album in Wyoming with a listening party. Though many people are done with him, he still has a lot of friends and family.

(Scott is the father of three of Kanye's niblings, and was basically his brother-in-law)

Scott was spotted, according to reports, looking "really sloppy" and all but unable to speek while allegedly with another woman at Kanye's Ye listening party.

This came after reports that Scott had dallied with another woman while in Miami.

A source claimed that Sofia's family, in particular, was upset at the claims.

"[Lionel] said he is going to cut her off and write her out of his will if she continues her relationship with Scott."

From the beginning, Lionel Richie has been honest about the fact that he's "scared to death" by Sofia dating Scott.

"As he thinks he’s extremely toxic for her."

A lot of people have felt that way about this pairing.

Sofia Richie and Scott Disick, Valentines Throwback

It does seem clear that Scott and Sofia are together.

They reunited for lunch on Monday and one might assume that they are both eager to put this "strange weekend" behind them.

Sofia wants to forget the unpleasant revelations.

Scott presumably wants to forget the contents of Ye.

And they're happy together.

Does this mean that Lionel Richie is totally fine with them continuing to date?

Because, if he really did make an ultimatum, that's a no-brainer. He's worth about $200 million. No man on the planet is worth that much, no matter what Disney movies might claim.

Sofia Richie is Very Attractive

If Lionel really did demand that Sofia break up with Scott, though, he may have changed his tune. Sofia is an adult, after all.

She's entitled to make her own mistakes.

Besides, she may have convinced him that Scott didn't really cheat. Celebrities know better than anyone that sometimes, stories don't reflect the whole truth.

So, like it or hate it, Sofia and Scott are together.

How long will they stay that way? We can only guess.

Scott Disick: Will He Fall Off the Wagon Following Sofia Richie Split?

Over the weekend, the world learned the not-so-shocking news that Scott Disick and Sofia Richie have ended their relationship.

Nothing about the situation was surprising, including the fact that the breakup allegedly happened because Disick got caught cheating.

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie, Helicopter PDA

And now, if everything proceeds apace, and Scott continues being so predictable, the next step will have him embarking on a Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas-caliber bender.

And that's not just us being cynical.

Before he met Sofia, Scott was drinking so much that friends were reportedly afraid for his life.

And if we've learned anything from watching Disick endlessly repeat his mistakes for the past decade it's that the man is a creature of habit to the bitter end.

So it comes as no surprise that those who know him best are deeply worried about the possibility that the newly-adrift Scott will spiral out of control.

Scott Holds Sofia

Also not surprising -- the most concerned party is Kourtney Kardashian, a woman who would no doubt love to cut ties with Scott for good, but is forever tethered to him by the three children they have together.

“Her concern is that Scott will go back to partying every day and be MIA,” a source tells People magazine.

As you may recall, Scott's last bender was prompted by his breakup with Kourtney.

While the rest of the world might have seen Disick's relationship with Richie as the ill-advised fling that it was, Scott reportedly believed they were both in it for the long haul.

And now that they've called it quits, it's widely expected that Scott will suffer another meltdown.

Scott and Sofia Get Wet

Though Kourtney always felt that Sofia, 19, was much too young for Scott, 35, she appreciated the stabilizing effect Richie seemed to have on Disick.

“Sofia was a good influence on Scott,” the source says.

“Since she has been around, he has been drinking less and acting more like an adult," said a different insider when Scott and Sofa were still dating.

“The kids are all very happy that Scott is around and Kourtney would hate for that to change," the source added.

Hopefully, Scott can keep his kids at the forefront of his mind in the weeks to come.

It's probably tough to transition from dating children to raising them, but we have faith in the Lord.

Sofia Richie and Scott Disick: Is It Really Over?!?

For some very strange reason, women keep wanting to have sex with Scott Disick.

This was our biggest takeaway from the recent news that the reality star had split from Sofia Richie after she learned he had cheated on her several days ago in Miami...

... and it's our biggest takeaway right now after reading that Richie may take Disick back despite his duplicitous penis wandering.

Sofia Richie and Scott Disick, Valentines Throwback

“It’s likely not totally over,” an insider tells People Magazine of Richie and Disick, adding:

“They’ve broken up multiple times since they started dating and always ended up back together.

"No one would be surprised if they’re out again together in a few days or weeks.”

One sign that Richie must at least be contemplating a return to Disick's arms is that she is yet to take down his photos from her Instagram account.

Go visit Sofia's page and you'll be inundated with stomach-churning PDA images such as the one above and the one below.

Scott Disick & Brunette Sofia Richie Cuddle

Heck, mere days before Disick supposedly banged some other woman and then also was spotted getting close to a different woman at Kanye West's listening party in Wyoming, he turned 35 years old.

And he did so while on vacation in St. Bart's with Richie, who told the online world at the time that she loved him.

But that was, like, two weeks ago.

Just a short while later, another source confirms to people, “he cheated on her, and she confronted him" and the relationship was over.

Forever and ever? We'll see.

But Sofia's famous father sure hopes so.

"Lionel hasn’t approved of the relationship since the beginning,” says this same insider. “He joked about it publicly but he was livid."

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie on Snapchat

Well, yeah. 

D'uh.

Would you want your daughter dating someone such as Scott Disick?

We've never met him and all the reports we read about him may be inaccurate, but this is a guy who has always seemed like he prefers to drink alcohol than be a responsible human being.

Apparently Lionel Richie was someone who chose to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on TV each week, because he was keyed in from the get-go about Scott's reputation.

"Lionel knows Scott’s playboy ways, and he doesn’t want to see his daughter get hurt,” People writes, making a point to add that Lionel did not voice this opinion in public very often.

Unlike Disick, he has some class.

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie, Helicopter PDA

Scott and Sofia got together in Cannes last May.

No one expected the romance to last more than a few weeks, yet it somehow went on for a full year.

They went to Italy and Mexico and New York City and lots of other cool places together, very often sharing pictures of themselves on a private plane while doing so.

And it's conceivable that Richie may now forgive Disick, despite his drunk, sloppy and sex-laden ways.

"Scott seems fine,” an insider told People after this break-up news went viral over the weekend. “He even thinks she might change her mind. He isn’t really taking it seriously.”

Yup. He sure sounds like a keeper.

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie: It’s Over! Because Someone Cheated!

Scott Disick rose to fame, of course, as a cast member on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Which is kind of ironic, it turns out.

Because Scott Disick cannot keep it in his pants.

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie on Snapchat

Indeed, multiple celebrity gossip outlets are now reporting that Sofia Richie has broken up with Disick because she thinks he cheated on her with another woman.

We'll wait for you to pick up your jaw from the floor before continuing with any further detail...

All ready? All set? Has the complete and total shock of this news worn off? Okay then:

“He cheated on her in Miami and she found out and told [her father] Lionel,” a source tells Us Weekly, adding:

“He said he is going to cut her off and write her out of his will if she continues her relationship with Scott as he thinks he’s extremely toxic for her.”

Yikes.

Lionel Richie has made it clear in the past that he hopes his daughter cuts Disick loose.

Scott Disick & Brunette Sofia Richie Cuddle

E! News, meanwhile, an outlet typically locked in to the happenings surrounding anything or anyone Kardashian-related, echoes this account.

An insider tells this website the same thing:

Disick stepped out on Richie in Miami, not very long after the stars returned from a romantic trip to St. Bart's, and Sofia's dad really did play a key role in the break-up.

The couple was also still technically an item when Disick was spotted getting very cozy with some woman at Kanye West's album listening party in Wyoming just a few days ago.

Sofia "is upset and sad but feels like she had no choice and she couldn't stand for being cheated on and being in such a toxic relationship," says an E! source.

This same individual adds that Disick "unphased by [Richie's] decision" and "doesn't seem to care too much." 

Scott Holds Sofia

Disick, who has two daughters and a son with Kourtney Kardashian, may now "spiral out of control immediately without Sofia around," E! continues.

Scott and Kourtney were together for about nine years (off and on, that is) until Disick spent a few weeks partying too much in the summer of 2015.

Aside from once again putting booze before his loved ones, Disick allegedly hooked up at the time with an ex-girlfriend.

He's always had difficulty remaining loyal as a boyfriend.

So it's hard to say we're blown away by these reports, although the timing is rather incredible, even for someone we trust as little as Disick.

He and Richie had just taken a vacation together, during which the latter shared the following image and also wrote, in celebration of Scott's 35th birthday, that she loves Disick.

Scott and Sofia Get Wet

It now looks as if the dropping of this L-Bomb has blown up in Sofia's face.

Writes E!:

"She is relying on her family for support and they are trying to keep her busy. She is spending her time with them and with her close friends."

People Magazine also confirms this split and also confirms that Disick's "sloppy" actions when drunk are what led to the parting of ways.

But will it be permanent?

Maybe not, in Disick's misguided view.

“He thinks she might change her mind. He isn’t really taking it seriously," a source tells People.

Disick and Richie were together for about a year.

Folks were taken aback to see them together in Cannes in May of 2017... and then even more taken aback when the relationship ended up being more than a fling.

Although, in Disick's mind, let's be honest: everything in life is a fling.

Scott Disick to Fans: You Peasants Know Nothing About Diamonds!

it sounds like Scott Disick and Sofia Richie are in love. It also sounds like, if Scott decides to put a ring on it, he'll be presenting Sofia with old-fashioned diamonds.

We say this because Scott just posted a seemingly random rant about diamonds, and which diamonds he considers to be "valid" or not.

Is he a spokesperson for the diamond industry ... or has he been going ring-shopping recently?

Scott Disick Brags About His Diamonds

In a post that was neither tagged as an ad nor labored as any sort of "partnership," Scott wirtes:

"Diamonds are THE LORD's best friend!!!!!"

We don't know how else we would have expected for him to start this post.

"I've stacked up a pretty nice collection here."

We're sure that Scott owns all sorts of diamond jewelry -- and that he has bought even more.

"But one thing is for sure I would never buy anything but real diamonds."

By "real," he refers to diamonds that formed over millions of years in the ground, rather than those created with science.

"There are companies out there now talking about cultured or cultivated or above ground diamonds. AYFKM?"

By "AYFKM," he means are you f--king kidding me. He's, uh, very indignant about his dense chunks of carbon.

Scott Disick LOVES diamonds

Scott goes on to ridicule the idea of buying diamonds that weren't extracted from under piles of dirt.

"Seriously, What person in their right mind would buy ANYTHING BUT THE REAL THING?"

Someone who isn't rich. Or someone who understand what diamonds are. Or someone who is unwilling to support the diamond industry for political reasons.

"I think it's an ass-backward move if you do because they HAVE ZERO VALUE, and how could you walk around wearing something FAKE?"

Hilarious to see someone talking about diamonds and value with no trace of irony.

"Trust me on this one, if you are buying diamonds for yourself or someone else make sure that they were not grown in a FACTORY or anything like that."

Well, if there's one person we trust to give us advice, it's Scott Disick. His choices are always good ones, right?

"Make sure they are the real deal. #GetReal"

Scott Disick Is Confused

So, diamonds are basically the same as coal. They're carbon, formed from mostly prehistoric plant debris. Millions of years of heat and pressure created these diamonds.

Diamonds are not especially rare. They are expensive because the diamond industry buys them en masse and then sits on a stockpile in order to create an artificial scarcity in the market.

In real life, diamonds are mostly just valuable for industrial purposes.

Artificial diamonds can be created in a laboratory, and much cheaper, are definitely still diamonds, and -- most importantly for many people -- they are not "blood diamonds."

The term "blood diamond" or "conflict diamond" applies to diamonds mined in war zones, particularly in Africa, and the sale of these diamonds is used to fund those conflicts.

Many consider the diamond industry to be unethical and many, particularly Millennials, show less interest in diamonds than previous generations did.

Scott and Sofia Get Wet

Scott Disick is in that place in life where he's rich enough to be really, truly rich ... but not so rich that he's above playing spokesperson on Instagram for the right price.

We're not claiming that he was paid or compensated in this particular post ... though many assume that he was.

It is entirely possible that Scott was asked to make that post by the diamond industry, even though he did not indicate that it was an ad and some question if he is in violation of FCC regulations.

Some fans put Scott on blast for ridiculing people who aren't millionaires. He posted that photo from a private jet.

"A lot of us regular people might not have the means to buy real."

Another sounded ready to pull out the guillotine.

"Another day and another celebrity showing how out of touch they are with the world. I think we normal people need to take back what the 1% have hoarded away from us for so long."

Sofia Richie is Very Attractive

But maybe -- hear us out -- Scott just has diamonds on his mind.

Because things seem to be getting increasingly serious with teenage girlfriend Sofia Richie.

Though he never married Kourtney, perhaps he is gearing up to propose to Sofia -- who many say is clearly in love with him.

It is rumored that Scott wants to get Sofia pregnant, and while that has yet to be confirmed, their relationship seems very close.

It's not impossible to imagine that he is thinking of dropping ot one knee and proposing to her.

if he does, we're guessing that he's going to opt for a "real" diamond.

Sofia Richie Drops L-Bomb on Scott Disick

Folks, this is serious.

We've said that before, we know.

But it still hasn't settled in, no matter how many times Sofia Richie and Scott Disick express extreme affection for each other.

Scott and Sofia Get Wet

The latest example came to us on Saturday, after Richie shared the romantic photo of herself and Disick on Instagram, wishing her boyfriend a very happy 35th birthday in the accompanying caption.

"Happy Birthday babe! Thank you for being you. Love you," wrote Sofia.

Yes, she loves him.

It's safe to assume no one saw such intense feelings coming when these two hooked up last year.

Richie had semi-recently been scorned by Justin Bieber; Disick spent all his time drinking and/or pining over Kourtney Kardashian.

And yet they started posing for photos together on social media... the romance continued to heat up... and now many celebrity gossip fans barely even bat an eye when a message such as the one above is relayed.

Sofia Richie and Scott Disick, Valentines Throwback

Heck, there's even been talk that Disick wants to put a baby inside of Richie.

The reality star is allegedly "putting pressure on Sofia to have a baby," according to an anonymous Life & Style source, which is hilarious and troubling on many levels.

One of which being that Richie is 19 years old.

We're also pretty sure that three kids spawned by Scott Disick is already three kids too many.

(No offense, Mason, Reign and Penelope. You're all cuties and we wish you nothing but the best.)

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie, Private Plane

In the image above, Richie and Disick are on vacation in St. Bart's.

They seem to take many trips together, often snappng pictures while on board a private jet or on some tropical location.

They also seem to spend a lot of time with Disick's aforementioned children, which has supposedly prompted some backlash from their mother.

"Kourtney flipped out and she told Scott that Sofia needs to back the f-ck off right now before she makes her back off," an insider said of Kardashian in March.

Richie's response, according to this same report?

"She doesn't care what Kourtney thinks."

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie, Helicopter PDA

Despite their age difference, meanwhile, Scott and Sofia are still going strong after almost a year of dating.

That much is very clear at this point.

They "have gotten more serious the past few months," an insider recently told E! News, adding:

"They have definitely had their ups and downs, but lately everything has been really good between them."

The stars were spotted getting cozy on a yacht in Cannes about a year ago at this time, in May of 2017.

Then, in September Disick seemingly confirmed their romantic status by posting a photo of the two of them in Miami.

There are no questions about it now, however. These two are hot, heavy... and headed to the altar?

Crazier things have happened, right?

Such as anyone wanting to date Scott Disick in the first place.

Scott Disick to Sofia Richie: Let Me Put a Baby Inside You!!!

Scott Disick likes more about Sofia Richie than just how cute she looks dancing in her underwear. He's crazy about her.

A report claims that Scott wants to get his 19-year-old girlfriend pregnant.

And his alleged ulterior motive might scare Lionel Richie to death.

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie, Helicopter PDA

An insider tells Life & Style that Scott Disick has plans for Sofia Richie.

He is allegedly "putting pressure on Sofia to have a baby."

She is ... 19 years old. She won't be twenty until the final week of August.

What's more is that this source says that, though Scott Disick is "crazy about" Sofia, he has an alleged ulterior motive for feeling baby crazy.

Money.

If you thought that Lionel Richie hoped they'd break up before, it sounds like he'll have extra cause for concern.

Sofia Richie and Scott Disick in Venice

This insider claims that Scott thinks that a lovechild will adhere him to the Richies.

"He loves living a lavish lifestyle and pushing Sofia to have a baby is a way into her wealthy family."

Now, our first thought -- of many -- was: wait, isn't Scott Disick rich?

Because he is definitely rich. He's worth an estimated $16 million, and many assume that he has been paying for his lavish vacations and private jet adventuring with Sofia.

But Sofia's father is Lionel Richie, who is worth an estimated $200 million.

I'm no mathemetician, but 200 is more than 16. Heck, it's more than two 16s.

Sofia Richie and Scott Disick

According to Life & Style, Scott has concerns about his own financial future.

Banging his way through the world's strategic reserve of 19-year-old models might sound like a fun way to spend the last few years, but it hasn't exactly endeared him to the Kardashians.

And why is Scott famous? For his role on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

"He’s concerned he’ll gradually be forgotten."

As he continues to get edged out of a show on which he was once a star, the source claims that he worries that various revenue streams willd ry up.

"Which will mean less endorsement money."

See, people don't pay you as much to push their ridiculous weight loss products or whatever on Instagram when you're not a big star.

"He’ll do whatever it takes to continue living the lifestyle he’s become accustomed to."

Sofia Richie Lounges in Her Uggs

But a source tells HollywoodLife that Scott's golddigging ploy isn't likely to work -- because Sofia isn't ready to become a pregnant teen.

"Sofia is already over mommy duty, after just a few days away with Scott and his kids."

Remember when Sofia and Scott vacationed with Kourtney's kids?

It was apparently quickly clear to Sofia that having children, even with a small army of nannies at your disposal, is a whole lot of work.

Sofia, if you'll recall, is the youngest of her siblings. Older siblings who also serve as primary caregivers learn how much work parenting is when they take care of their younger siblings.

We imagine that playing stepmom with Scott was an eye-opening experience for Sofia, to say the least.

Scott Disick and Sofia Richie, Private Plane

It is entertaining to hear that Scott is trying to pull a Blac Chyna on Sofia.

But is it true? We can't help but consider that perhaps a source is misreading his motives.

Scott may have discussed the idea of having babies with Sofia, but wouldn't that be because he's at a stage in life where having children is an appropriate behavior?

He's already a father of three.

Sofia is 19. This is not the time to have babies. This is the time to make friends and party and discover who you are (and, for normal people, to launch a career or go to school or both).

As for Scott's alleged plot to impregnate Sofia to land her family's cash, quite frankly, we're not sure that Scott is thinking that far ahead right now.

Kanye West: Scott Disick Is the Only One Who Understands Me!

As you've no doubt heard by now, Kanye West has been on quite a tear lately.

The rapper's outspoken love for Donald Trump and right-leaning media figures like Candace Owens has made him a subject of scorn and ridicule in recent weeks, to the point that Yeezy's politics have overshadowed some major revelations about his personal life.

Kanye West at TMZ

For example, with everything that's been going on, you may have missed the fact that Kanye admitted to an opioid addiction that nearly claimed his life after he was put on prescription painkillers following a liposuction procedure.

Like we said, there's a lot going on with Kanye these days, and it's not hard to see why the news of his past addiction issues was quickly knocked out of the headlines by West's declaration that slavery was "a choice" made by generations of black Americans.

When you've reached that level narcissistic ignorance, it can be hard to find like-minded souls to converse with.

Fortunately, Kanye married into the Kardashian clan, which means he's surrounded by self-indulgent egomaniacs!

So perhaps we shouldn't be surprised that he's bonded with the vain member of TV's most self-absorbed family.

Classic Kimye

We're talking, of course, about the man who unironically refers to himself as "the Lord."

Yes, according to Radar Online, Kanye and Scott Disick are thick as thieves these days.

The site reports that 'Ye recently "bonded with Scott  about what he’s been going through because of Scott’s own addiction issues.”

“You don’t really see them together, but they are closer than people think. They have talked recently," says one insider.

We guess it makes sense.

Not only are Scott and Kanye both in possession of egos so large they have their own gravitational pull, they've both struggled mightily with addiction issues in recent years.

Scott Disick Looks Smooth

According to legal documents obtained by Radar, Kanye admitted to “popping Percocets two at a time,” and needing to get off "the bad drugs" in a 2017 deposition.

And of course, Disick's alcoholism reached such extreme levels in the wake of his breakup from Kourtney Kardashian that friends were reportedly convinced he only had months to live.

Understandably, Kim is said to be less than thrilled with her husband's new friendship.

Those who know the couple best say Kim supported Kanye's efforts to keep his addiction a secret for years, and she's puzzled by the fact that he's now wearing it as a badge of honor.

“Kim is mortified after he’s talked about his drug addiction,” says one source.

Kimye and Company

“She has known, as has the family, and they have gone to lengths to hide it.”

The insider adds:

“It’s been a struggle for them.”

Kim reportedly feels that Kanye is in an extremely vulnerable place right now, and she fears that Scott will turn out to be a bad influence.

Obviously, she's right to be concerned.

Kanye is obviously in a suggestible state and if there's even a remote chance that Scott can convince him to put a Lord cameo on hs next album, these two need to be kept far, far apart.

The world can't handle Scott Disick the rapper right now.

Scott Disick to Tristan Thompson: Here’s How You Can Win Khloe Back!

Scott Disick knows a thing or two about falling out of the Kardashian clan's good graces.

But amazingly, despite the many ways in which he's been a terrible partner to Kourtney Kardashian over the years, Disick has managed to remain on good terms with her mother and sisters.

So at this point, Scott might be the only one who can offer useful counsel to Tristan Thompson.

Khloe and Tristan Thompson, All My Love

As you've no doubt heard, Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian while she was pregnant with his child.

Just days after news of his infidelity went public, Khloe gave birth to a baby girl.

At this point, it's unclear what Khloe and Tristan's relationship status is, but we think it's safe to say the Cleveland Cavaliers forward is in the doghouse.

It's a piece of real estate that Scott knows quite well, and it seems he may have reached out to Tristan in an effort to help.

“Scott’s been in contact with Tristan, he likes the guy," a source tells Hollywood Life.

Scott Disick Looks Smooth

And somewhat amazingly, it seems that Khloe is actually cool with the situation:

"[Scott] is not being shady, he fully has Khloe’s permission. Most people in her life are shutting Tristan out, and she’s happy that Scott isn’t,” says the insider.

Apparently, Khloe has not yet made up her mind regarding her future with Tristan, so she's actually okay with Disick helping her baby daddy out so that he can remain on decent terms with her family, should she decide to take him back.

“Scott’s been trying to help Tristan navigate things with Khloe’s family," says the insider.

"Scott has told Tristan to focus all his efforts on Kris Jenner, that’s his biggest piece of advice. He says she’s the most forgiving. Scott gave Tristan all his best tricks for charming Kris."

Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian

And it seems, Disick's advice on how to win over Kris has ranged from obvious to downright weird.

"He’s told Tristan what flowers to send, her favorite candles, chocolates. Scott even told Tristan to flirt a little with Kris, he’s shameless,” the tipster claims.

According to the insider, Scott has told Tristan that once he wins over Kris, he'll have no trouble getting Kourtney and Kim to accept him.

Tristan is supposedly doing all of this while raising two children under the age of 1 ... oh, and did we mention his team is currently in the NBA playoffs?

Let this be a lesson, kids - if you cheat, you're gonna have to put in a ton of work to make things better.

It just ain't worth it.

Scott Disick Supports Tristan Thompson Because Of Course He Does

You know what they say, right?

It takes a douchebag to know a douchebag.

Or something to that effect.

Scott Disick in a Car

According to a new Radar Online report, there's one person out there who is not saying mean things about Tristan Thompson.

There's one person out there who isn't telling Khloe Kardashian to hop on a plane back to Los Angeles as quickly as possible.

There's one person out there who doesn't understand why the world has turned against the Cleveland Cavaliers power forward.

And that one person, of course, is Scott Disick.

Indeed, the jerk face who prefers to party instead of hang out with his kids, and who allegedly cheated on Kourtney Kardashian back in the day, has reportedly reached out to Thompson during the latter's time of need.

“If anyone knows how tough it is to be part of that family, it’s Scott and he’s got lots of sympathy for Tristan,” an insider tells Radar Online, sort of hilariously.

We're pretty sure, after all, that the issue here is now how to fit in with the Kardashians...

Tristan Thompson with the Ball

... the issue is that Thompson continually inserted his penis into vaginas of women who were NOT Khloe Kardashian.

While she was pregnant with his child, no less!

"Scott’s telling Tristan he understands what he’s going through and that he’s there for him if ever he needs a friend," Radar writes, adding:

"Scott’s been censured, too, in the past for his wild ways. His experience has taught him the Kardashians can be a prickly group."

They sure can be!

They seem to hate it when the fathers of their children sleep with other females.

How sensitive of them, right?!?

Tristan

Disick was accused of cheating on Kourtney Kardashian with Chloe ​Bartolli back in the summer of 2015/

It has never been confirmed that Disick and Bartolli hooked up, but Kourtney finally ended her romance with Scott following rumors of their escapades.

He has remained in the Kardashian picture ever since, but Kourtney has tried to make it clear to Disick that the two will never get back together.

These days, that question is commonly being asked about Thompson and Khloe Kardashian.

Could they possibly remain together?

Especially now that they are parents of a little girl?

Scott Disick Looks Smooth

Disick, meanwhile, is trying to keep his contact with Thompson on the Down Low.

He knows that it would be frowned upon by everyone the basketball player has scorned and/or made a fool of with his actions.

“Scott is reaching out to Tristan on the sly because he doesn’t want to make waves himself," Radar concludes, adding:

"He still needs the family and their money."

Elsewhere, People Magazine at least quotes a source that says Rob Kardashian is not following the lead of his quasi brother-in-law.

He is most certainly not on Team Tristan.

“Khloe has always been there for Rob and he hates that she was hurt - he knows what it feels like to be screwed over by someone you trusted,” says this source, citing Rob's history with Blac Chyna and saying simply:

"Rob won’t forgive Tristan for this."