Another week, another episode of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? Season 5.
This one was a doozy, with multiple conversations in which one star "warns" others about someone else.
Larissa gives Jess a heads up about Colt's cheating, warning her that he's a "demon" and Debbie is a "wolf."
Andrei underhandedly badmouths Elizabeth's family to his family, just days before they will meet.
Asuelu has a pity party about not getting his way, tells Kalani that being a mother of two young kids is "easy," and hilariously storms off.
Check out our thorough recap for all of that and more:
1. Larissa Lima
We had to start with this because it's so much -- one 90 Day Fiance star warning her ex's new girlfriend that he's a toxic creep. And it's all over the phone.
2. Why is she doing it?
Because Larissa remembers what Colt was like when they first started talking -- she was so charmed by him. She saw some red flags (she even blocked him a couple of times while they were just in the "talking" phase), but she saw him change and saw his true self during their marriage. She doesn't want it to happen to another girl.
3. She doesn't want history to repeat itself
If not in so many words, Larissa reflects on Colt's cheating scandal, his alleged emotional torment and manipulation of her, and how in the end he vindictively tried to get her deported when he no longer felt that he had any use for her.
4. So she calls her up
This is possibly the funniest contact name that we have ever seen on 90 Day Fiance.
5. So, Larissa calls Jess Caroline
Jess is also a Brazilian model, and right now, Colt has her wrapped around his little finger. Larissa hopes to change that.
6. Jess has heard of Larissa
She immediately (at least, in the edit that they played on TV, which doesn't have to follow chronological order or accurately reflect that conversation) points out that Colt has been badmouthing Larissa.
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