Earlier this week, Amber Portwood "quit" Teen Mom OG.
And by that, we mean she took to social media to whine about the world's cushiest six-figure job, but never actually tendered her resignation.
She was bluffing, seemingly in hopes that her bosses would offer her the world in order to convince her to stay.
It didn't work, and now, Portwood is pulling out all the stops by having her long-suffering boyfriend speak out on her behalf.
Here's what we currently know about this increasingly bizarre situation:
1. Andrew's Burden
Andrew Glennon seems like a decently mild-mannered guy, but that sort of demeanor doesn't fly in Amber's world.
2. Amber's Rage
These days, Amber is almost as prone to outbursts of rage as her Teen Mom 2 counterpart, Jenelle Evans.
3. The Man For the Job?
And she's made it clear that she needs a man who will rant and rave right along with her.
4. Doing His Best
Andrew? Well, he's not quite up to the task, but he's trying.
5. Rushing to Amber's Defense
â€œMTV silences her voice, oppresses her story, and manipulates footage to constantly cast her in a bad light,â€� Glennon told OK! magazine following his baby mama's latest outburst.
6. Is She REALLY Done With the Show?
Andrew didn't answer any questions about whether or not Amber is actually planning to quit the series that made her famous.