Bride-To-Be Forces Wedding Guests To Dress Based On Weight — Then Threatens To Throw A ‘Polygraph Party’ To Find Out Who Exposed Her!

Wedding planning can make even the most spiritually aligned people turn into complete sociopaths.

Like this bride-to-be (not pictured, definitely not Anne Hathaway from Bride Wars), who apparently demanded that her guests dress in bizarrely specific colorful outfits coordinated by their weight — and, after her dress code went viral, threatened to throw a “Polygraph Partyâ€� to determine which of her dear friends exposed her on social media.

In the now viral Facebook post, the unidentified woman shared with the guests to her 2019 Hawaii wedding a “very specific� dress code that she promised would “create an incredible visual effect� and make their synchronized dancing on the beach “really pop.� She added:

“Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents��please, if you look like trash, so will we.�

She proceeded to detail a dress code that listed everything on the fashion spectrum, from Burberry scarves to… soda hats.

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Per the post, women between 100 and 160 lbs. were instructed to wear a green velvet sweater, orange suede pants, a Burberry scarf and Christian Louboutin heels; women over 160 lbs., however, were to wear ALL BLACK. As for the men between 100 and 200 lbs., a purple “fuzzy� jacket, a soda hat, black pants and glow sticks (?) would do; men who weighed more than 200 lbs. were to wear camouflage and black sneakers.

The post immediately went viral on Reddit, with users scratching their heads over what “incredible visual effect� this couple was even trying to pull off.

To make matters more tragic and hilarious, the bride-to-be eventually caught wind of her dress code being mocked by the internet. She then, of course, proceeded to write a follow up message to her guests to let them know how “crushed, betrayed, [and] saddened� she was.

She wrote that she would be hosting a “Polygraph Party� to find the social media “snitch� who betrayed her trust, adding that she and her fiance “bought a real polygraph test for $99 on Amazon� and were determined to find “the rat who did this.�

After the testing portion of the party, she said guests would be free to “celebrate with drinks and appetizers.â€� Anyone who is unable to attend the Polygraph Party is naturally “presumed guilty unless you can provide a valid excuse.â€� It’s also said she offered a $100 reward to anyone with intel on who might have snitched.

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As for the social media snake, the bride-to-be claimed she would not retaliate — just “simply cut all ties and communicationâ€� and sh*t talk them for eternity.

Later explaining why the dress code was so important, the woman reminded her guests that she and her fiance were “certified spiritual healers� and that each color represented a belief they held dear to their hearts.

The black and camo outfits she assigned the plus size guests to wear, for example, “represents the aura of the devil that we must shoo away.â€� She allegedly said that beliefs like these — fatter people being the devil — were as sacred as the traditions that one would see at “an Indian person’s wedding.â€�

These remarks are so ridiculous, we’re honestly not sure if it’s some comedic genius portraying a bridezilla or the real deal. If it is real… we can only pray one of the guests is brave enough to post pics from this wedding.

P.S. Here’s a meme that’s going around because of it:

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