In September, Mike Sorrentino was finally freed from prison, and was able to reunite with his wife and friends.
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation‘s cameras were there to capture it all, and it’s all part of this teaser trailer for the new season.
On top of that, the trailer teases tears, a consultation with a psychic, and some diametrically opposed parties.
The teaser trailer begins with a shocking moment as Snooki
“Who do you call? 911? Oh, my God!” she asks while kneeling in the grass.
We then see Deena Cortese weeping openly, though the context remains unknown.
Deena says: “I won’t be able to live with myself.”
Viewers are then shown Angelina Pavarnick running, and it’s presumably not to fellate an orange buffoon.
This is when Pauly D is heard saying: “Where’s Angelina? She’s an EMT.”
Vinny then says that what happened was just an “accident” and assures Deena that she “had no control over it.”
So it sounds like someone — possibly not a human, given some odd reacitons — was injured or killed. Maybe a bird?
In a presumably unrelated moment, the gang seeks advice from a psychic woman.
Some of her advice elicits a positive reaction, but not everything goes over well.
We then see this same psychic speaking to Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, giving him some secondhand advice.
“The spirit made me feel like if you don’t make this happen, then it’s not gonna end well,” she tells him.
Then it’s time for Jenni to celebrate her divorce.
Divorce parties are mostly just a thing for reality stars, if largely because regular people getting divorced seldom have a budget for a party.
But she even wears a tiara as her friends toast the end of the marriage.
They all hop aboard what Pauly D refers to as a “DTF Wagon” as they party in town and go clubbing.
On the flip side, the trailer shows the mounting hype for Angelina to marry fiance Chris Larangeira.
We even get a sneak peek at her wedding dress.
Deena and Snooki join Angelina to party it up in New Orleans to celebrate what’s coming.
Notably, we don’t see JWoww involved, though with the kind of heavyhanded editing that teaser trailers get, that could mean anything.
Celebrating one friend’s divorce and another’s impending nuptials in a single season is not lost on the gang.
“If I’m DJing her wedding,” Pauly D vows. “I’m not giving her the divorce party for free.”
Well, in that case, let us hope that Angelina has many years to save up.
It is admittedly awkward to cheer for two diametrically opposed milestones, but that’s life.
Here’s where things get exciting — and emotional.
Lauren Sorrentino picks up her husband, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, from prison.
He not only reunited with his wife, but with his friends, whom he had sorely missed while behind bars.
“Life could get no better,” Mike gushes to the camera. (Awwww!)
We’re all so thrilled to see Mike back with his wife and friends and loved ones, where he belongs.
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has been sidelined by pregnancy for most of the current season of Jersey Shore.
And the way things have been going since she returned to the spotlight, we’re guessing Snooks is currently trying to get knocked up again just so she has an excuse to take more time off.
First, Nicole was accused of victim-blaming Jen Harley after she was assaulted by Ronnie Ortiz-Magro.
The critics were absolutely right in that case, because Snooki said some awful sh-t, and she should be called out for it.
As for this latest controversy, in which Polizzi has been accused of mistreating Angelina Pivarnick?
Well — it’s a bit more complicated.
Take a look:
1. Throwback Shade
2. Good Times
3. On the Defensive
4. A Little Background:
5. The Effing Guy
6. The Throwdown
In retrospect, we should’ve seen this one coming.
When Angelina Pivarnick re-joined the cast of Jersey Shore, we should’ve known it would only be a matter of time before she would butt heads with Jenni Farley.
But to be fair, we never could’ve guessed that the spat would involve a pierced nipple and a failed attempt at a threesome … gotta hand it to them on that one.
Obviously, we’ve seen some vicious Shore fights over the years. This show’s cast members have never minced words, which is part of why people adore them.
Several notable brawls have involved JWoww removing her comically-oversized earrings in order to get physical. But we have never, ever seen this brutal of a verbal exchange.
Yes, it was that bad … we wish we were kidding.
Check out the footage and decide for yourself:
1. 24 + 3 = Trouble
2. She Knows How to Pick ‘Em
3. Making Moves
4. Enter Angie
5. So Crazy it Just Might Work?
6. Plenty of Blame to Go Around
This Just In:
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is not the only Jersey Shore cast member involved in a controversial relationship.
We all know about the many ugly issues between Ronnie and Jen Harley, of course, but a newly-released trailer for upcoming episodes of this popular program makes it evident:
Things may not be perfect between Jenni Farley and boyfriend Zack Clayton Carpinello, either.
In an explosive look at what’s on tap for these often-drunk and chaotic reality stars, Angelina Pivarnick accuses Farley’s young lover of making a move on her.
“What happened in Vegas?” Angelina’s fiancé, Chris Larangeira, asks as a flashback clip plays of Zack greeting her with a hug in the video featured here.
In response, Angelina admits:
“I just feel his hand go right on me,” as she slaps her hand on her butt, much to Chris’ shock and irritation.
Later, Angelina says her engagement is in jeopardy, presumably as a result of this alleged incident.
From here, the stars attempt to get to the bottom of this romantic mess.
Chris refers to Zack as a “clown” and threatens to “knock this guy’s teeth out.”
In a confessional, Vinny Guadagnino says he is “seriously worried about the next time we’re gonna be together.”
“It’s like Zack’s word against Angelina’s,” Pauly D says in a deep conversation with Vinny and Ronnie.
Meanwhile, Jenni claims at one point that everything is reversed and that Angelina is the one who acted inappropriately with Zack.
“We need to figure out what happened,” Snooki says calmly, to which Jenni fires back, “She f-cking kissed him!”
Cut to a group meal and Angelina pressing Jenni over whether she’s “trying to be grimy now,” which prompts Jenni to jump up in a blazing fury and pound on the table.
She repeats, “Grimy?! Grimy?!” in stunned disbelief.
Important takeaway here: Never refer to Jenni Farley as grimy apparently.
“Now it’s an all-out war,” Vinny says.
For the record:
Angelina and Chris have been engaged since January of 2018, while JWoww started dating Zack in March amid her divorce from Roger Mathews, which the ex-couple finalized in August.
“I never in a million years thought I would be dating someone younger than me,” JWoww told Angelina and Mike Sorrentino’s wife, Lauren Sorrentino, on a recent episode, adding in extreme detail:
“We’re completely different. … Not my style at all. But then he turns into this fcking monster in bed. I was like, ‘Are you an escort? What’s going on?’ It wasn’t normal.
“I had to look up positions and stuff.”
Well… okay then!
Check out the new trailer now.
A trio of important subjects took center stage on Thursday night’s Season 2 finale of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation?
2. A home invasion.
3. The final destination of poop on an airplane after one flushes it down the toilet.
We don’t mean to make light of the first two topics listed above; we’re just commenting here on the often random nature of Jersey Shore storylines and conversations.
Ready to see how the cast wrapped up the latest season?
Scroll down for a recap!
1. A Broken Home
2. What? Why???
3. For Real, Though???
4. What Was Taken?
5. We’ve Got a Sketchy Situation Here, Alleged The Situation
6. Think About This, Ron-Ron
I can’t wait to find a guy to raise your child the way you can’t.
This is what Jen Harley texted Ronnie on the latest episoode of Jersey Shore, as tension continued to mount between the volatile couple and viewers watch it all unfold in awkward agony.
Just when you thought things between them would be calm and normal…
Wait, what’s that? You never thought things between them would be calm and normal? Fair enough.
But how did they get out of hand this time around?
Take a deep breath, pity their poor young daughter and scroll down to find out: