Briana DeJesus to Kailyn Lowry: Why Are You So Afraid of Me?! [Exclusive]

Of the many Teen Mom feuds we’ve seen over the years, perhaps none has been as intense (or as entertaining) as the beef between Briana DeJesus and Kailyn Lowry.

For one thing, this was no mere social media spat.

No, the Kail vs. Briana rivalry frequently spilled off the screen and into real life.

It began to boil over when Briana briefly dated Kail’s ex-husband, Javi Marroquin.

And it really came to a head with DeJesus and Lowry’s backstage confrontation at one of the most tense reunion shows in franchise history.

It seems impossible that Kail and Bri will ever be friends, but they seemed to reach a sort of uneasy piece over the past year.

This week, however, Lowry threw some shade at DeJesus on her podcast, and now, Bri’s firing back in an exclusive inverview with The Hollywood Gossip.

We think it’s safe to say she didn’t hold anything back this time.

Take a look:

1. Back At It

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For a while there, it looked as though Kail and Bri had decided to give each other some distance. But then Lowry decided to address their longstanding feud on the most recent episode of her Coffee Convos podcast.

2. Subtle Tea?

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“They have asked me if I will sit on the couch with everybody and I did say no,” she explained. “It doesn’t have anything to do with Briana or the drama, or Jenelle, or any of that. It’s more so for personal reasons. I really just don’t want to go back to that space.”

3. Shots Fired?

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Kail didn’t exactly come out swinging, but as many fans on social media have pointed out, it’s pretty clear her comments are directed primarily at Briana.

4. Expired Beef

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Yes, she mentioned Jenelle too, but since Evans was fired from the show way back in April, it seems unlikely that Lowry would ever be pressured to share a reunion couch with her.

5. Professional Mistrust

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“I feel like there was drama in the past and, based on that, I don’t trust the producers and I don’t trust some of the cast members,” Kail continued.

6. Cast Shade?

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From there, Kail went on to describe her relationships with just about every one of her current castmates — skipping over Briana of course.

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Kailyn Lowry to Briana DeJesus: Sorry, Girl, I Still Hate You!

If you’ve been a longtime Teen Mom fan, then you’re probably very familiar with the issues between Kailyn Lowry and Briana DeJesus.

And you probably remember just how bad things got between them.

At this point, all of their drama is getting kind of old — it’s been about two years since it all began.

But, as Kailyn revealed in the latest episode of her podcast, there’s still plenty of bad blood between these two ladies …

1. Memories

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It doesn’t feel like it’s been two years since the feud between Kailyn and Briana began, does it?

2. Then Again …

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But there’s just SO much drama in the Teen Mom universe, and we see a lot of it play out in real life before we see it on the show, and sometimes we see things on the show that we really didn’t know about when it was actually happening … so time just moves different for these people, OK?

3. Looking Back

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Anyway, it was about two years ago that Briana and her family went on a Disney World vacation with Javi Marroquin and little Lincoln, the son he shares with Kailyn. He was kind of secretive about the whole thing, and Kailyn really sincerely did not appreciate it.

4. Mad at Everyone

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After that, Kail officially started hating Briana, and her relationship with Javi turned sour, too. They got into a pretty heated argument while filming a Teen Mom 2 reunion special because Kailyn thought she’d been disrespected, it was this whole thing — you remember.

5. Weird

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Their feud has actually lasted way, way longer than Javi and Briana’s actual relationship did — they only dated for a few months, but the pettiness has lived on.

6. Ridiculous

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It kind of makes sense when you think about the fact that there was a time when Javi was juggling both ladies at the same time, as well as a relationship with current fiancee Lauren Comeau

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Briana DeJesus: I Don’t Want to Tell My Kids About My New Boyfriend!

It’s hard being a single mom.

It’s even harder when millions are invited to comment on your every parenting decision thanks to your role on a popular reality show.

Given her unique set of circumstances, it stands to reason that Briana DeJesus would work hard to give her two daughters as normal an upbringing as possible.

And recently, that meant sheltering them from the fact that she was in a new relationship.

So, did Bri make the right call by keeping 8-year-old Nova in the dark about her romance with John Rodriguez?

No matter your initial reaction to that question, you may feel differently after checking out this preview from Tuesday night’s episode of Teen Mom 2:

1. No Easy Answer

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In a preview clip from Tuesday night’s episode of Teen Mom 2, Briana DeJesus grapples with a difficult decision many a single parent can relate to: Should she tell her 8-year-old daughter, Nova, about her relationship with John Rodriguez?

2. Context

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Those who follow their celebrity gossip know that Briana and John called it quits back in August, but throughout filming for the show’s current season, they appeared to be on the verge of moving in together, so watching this play out behind the scenes is no less intriguing.

3. Tough Situation

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Of course, like all good moms, Briana’s children – she had Nova, 8, with Devoin Austin, and Stella, 2, with Luis Hernandez – are her top priority, and it’s clear that when she contemplated taking the next step with John, her primary concern was how the move would affect her two daughters.

4. Johnny on the Spot

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So while John seemed like a good guy who was genuinely concerned for the happiness of Bri’s kids, it makes sense that DeJesus was cautious not only about living with him, but also about explaining to her daughters that she and Rodriguez were officially dating.

5. Knowing What’s at Stake

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Bri’s younger daughter Stella is just two years old, as we said earlier, and is probably unconcerned with developments in her mother’s love life. But for eight-year-old Nova, the stakes are a lot higher. She’s old enough to understand the implications of Bri entering a new romantic relationship.

6. Hashing It Out

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In this preview clip for tonight’s episode of Teen Mom 2, Briana reveals that she has not yet told her daughters about her relationship with John … and proceeds to explain why this is so complicated.

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Teen Mom: The Most Insane Feuds of All Time, RANKED!

From on-camera brawls to social media feuds and legal threats, the cast of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 sure know how to go hard.

Engagements. Breakups. Marriages. Babies. 

Moments that made you cringe ’cause they were so painful, or smile ear-to-ear. Scenes that were fights, or made you fight back tears.

The franchise really does have it all, and as such, it’s become one of the most entertaining in the history of the reality TV genre.

Below, we look back at some of the MTV gang’s most explosive feuds, and however you might rank them, this much is undeniable:

There were no shortage of them.

NOTE: We’ve saved the craziest for last, so we suggest that you a deep breath, sit back, grab a hat and hold the f–k onto it …

35. Briana DeJesus vs. Leah Messer (and Others)

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When Briana DeJesus joined the Teen Mom 2 cast in 2017, she was not welcomed with open arms. In fact, she quickly became persona non grata at her first get-together with the cast – with one exception. Jenelle Evans, Briana said, “is the only one who was acting like her s–t ain’t stink. Plus she was the only one who wasn’t acting fake and choosing sides.” Leah Messer’s response was to “pay no attention to those who try to bring you down … they’re just envious of where you are and how well you’re doing.” As we’ll get to in a bit, relations haven’t exactly gotten more amicable in the months since.

34. Maci Bookout vs. Taylor McKinney

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Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney’s relationship has produced three kids, and they seem very happily married … most of the time. Like, 85 percent of the time. Bookout alarmed fans with this confession earlier in the year that revealed some trouble in paradise: “Eighty-five percent of the time we’re good to go … Fifteen percent is hell. All of our stress and emotions, we take out on each other. When the cameras leave, we’ll drink and freak out. It’s always literally the smallest things. It’s such small stuff but it blows up. It’s not going to go away.” Yikes … but at least they are self-aware and working on things?

33. Matt Baier vs. Amber Portwood … The Eruption

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Things neared a boiling point between Amber Portwood and Matt Baier after he vowed that would never marry her … because she wouldn’t marry him on the spot in Las Vegas, obviously. “I will not marry her,” he said. “I will not marry her now, ever! I’m not gonna let her [brother] dictate my life. That f—king f—got. She wants to marry her brother. That’s who she wants to marry. F—k her. She just humiliated me on TV. I’m done!” Matt, who was livid at Amber’s reasoning for not eloping in Vegas – her brother Shawn not being present – went on to tell a producer, “I don’t care who you have to give oral pleasure to, keep the Amber and Matt wedding thing off [the air]. She just embarrassed me in front of 12 million people.” We’re pretty sure you did that to yourself, Matt …

32. Jeremy Calvert vs. Brooke Wehr

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Brooke Wehr was never a Teen Mom 2 cast member, but due to her mercurial relationship with Jeremy Calvert, her impact was felt just the same. Earlier this year, the couple’s engagement ended after Brooke accused Jeremy of cheating on her with multiple women, one being a Teen Mom 2 producer, another being her best friend, and a third possibly being his ex-wife Leah Messer. Oh yes. Brooke even shared a screen shot of a text message conversation between Jeremy and the best friend as proof, while Calvert responded in a drunken stupor that yes, maybe he did sleep with Brooke’s best friend, but … only because Wehr slept with some other guy first. Or, as he put it, Brooke was “f-cking his brains out, every day,” and he was single, so “my dick was happy to do whatever the f-ck it wanted to do, and it did.” Shocking that these two didn’t work out … but neither party was completely off base with their allegations. Just saying. Jeremy and Leah did hook up.

31. Jenelle Evans vs. David Eason

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From the get-go, it’s been Jenelle Evans and husband David Eason against the world, but at times, they’ve been at each other’s throats as well. Arguments between the two were commonplace throughout recent seasons of Teen Mom 2, and one particularly heated argument resulted in them calling off their wedding … the night before the wedding. (They ultimately got married as planned.) Bad tempers are one thing, but the most troubling aspect is that David has been accused of mistreating/abusing Jenelle’s son Kaiser because he reminds him of Kaiser’s dad, Nathan Griffith. He also doesn’t get along with her mom, at all, further driving a wedge between the Evans women.

30. Briana DeJesus vs. Luis Miguel

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About as one-sided as a feud can get, but a feud just the same: Briana DeJesus got pregnant for the second time during a brief relationship with this guy, then promptly pulled the plug after discovering he was unfaithful. Luis’ public dressing down marked Briana’s return to the Teen Mom fold (she joined Teen Mom 2 for the first time this season following stints on Teen Mom 3 and 16 & Pregnant) and cemented her firebrand reputation. Probably the only positive thing, if you can call it that, is that she’s moved on to other feuds.

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Briana DeJesus: I STILL Don’t Know if My Boyfriend Got Someone Else Pregnant!

Briana DeJesus, bless her heart, just doesn’t seem to be very lucky in love.

Devoin Austin, Luis Miguel, Javi Marroquin — it didn’t work out with any of them, and that’s putting it nicely.

But then Briana met John Rodriguez, and it looked like things might be different.

However, as we’re seeing in this season of Teen Mom 2, the relationship wasn’t exactly drama-free.

And although they’ve been broken up for a little while now, it also sounds like the drama hasn’t stopped …

1. Oh, Girl …

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OK, so right around a year ago, Briana started talking about a new guy she’d been seeing.

2. Hey, Johnny

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His name was John Rodriguez, he lived in New York, and Briana was very excited about him.

3. Making It Work

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It seemed like despite the distance between them, they were able to form a close, loving relationship, and it was really nice to see.

4. Uh Oh …

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But then something happened. And that something was a screenshot.

5. Oh

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Specifically a screenshot of some Instagram DMs allegedly between John and some other girl — in the DMs, the girl claimed she was pregnant with his baby.

6. Well, Fair

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And it was pretty much all downhill from there.

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Briana DeJesus: Javi Marroquin is a Serial Cheater!

Briana DeJesus is simply relieved, you guys.

She’s also proud of herself, and despite a lot of ups and downs in her personal life, she’s not regretting where she is at the moment at all.

Not after Javi Marroquin was caught cheating on Lauren Comeau and not after Briana proudly kicked the realty star’s rear end to the curb.

In a new interview with E! News, Briana opened up about the drama surrounding her ex, as well as the drama in her own, always-turbulent life.

DeJesus talks about her past with Javi, her own recent break-up and how she feels about men and love and romance in general these days.

She does not mince words.

1. What’s the History Here?

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Briana and Javi dated for a few months, toward the end of 2017 and the beginning of 2018, after Kailyn Lowry and Javi divorced and after she joined the cast of Teen Mom 2. The romance didn’t last long, but given Javi’s past with Kailyn, and Briana’s history with the franchise, it garnered many, many headlines at the time.

2. What Went Wrong?

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Marroquin actually did NOT cheat on Briana, according to reliable sources. Instead, he tried to convince her to move to Delaware (where he and Kailyn are both based) and warned her against plastic surgery. Essentially, he tried to keep her under his thumb.

3. Peace Out, Javi!

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“I felt controlled,” Briana said shortly after the split. “I felt like he was trying to manipulate me in a situation I didn’t want to be in.” And soon enough, she was gone.

4. Since Then?

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Briana, who was involved in another messy relationship, with Luis Hernandez, who fathered her second child, most recently dated and broke up with some dude named John Rodriguez. Marroquin, meanwhile, got Lauren Comeau pregnant and then proposed to her.

5. A Cheating Bombshell

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Well, perhaps “bombshell” is a strong word, considering Javi cheated a whole bunch back in the day on Kailyn Lowry. But we learned about a month ago that Marroquin slept with someone behind’s his fiancee’s back … and right in front of her face, basically.

6. It’s Actually Worse Than That, Too

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The Dover Police Department was called to Marroquin’s home after he and Lauren got into a very loud and ugly screaming match about the former’s unfaithful ways.

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Briana DeJesus: PROOF Her Boyfriend Got Another Girl Pregnant?!

Briana DeJesus. Bless her heart.

The 16 & Pregnant cast member slash Teen Mom 2 firebrand is many things, but she has never been lucky in love.

Yet when it came to her most recent boyfriend, John Rodriguez, it looked there was at long last reason for hope.

Alas, she broke up with him last month, and when the news surfaced, there seemed to be many reasons for that.

But was one of them a bombshell no one could’ve expected – that he went and got someone else pregnant?!

That’s the rumor going around, and THG is here to get after it and break things down for you as only we can.

[Rolls up sleeves, takes deep breath …]

1. Oh, Girl …

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We’ve seen just a few of Briana’s relationships play out on television – namely the romantic interludes she had with Devoin Austin, Luis Miguel, Javi Marroquin, and John Rodriguez. Okay, that’s more than a few. But you get the idea.

2. Wowza

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Luis barely counts, in our view, because they were barely together and now he never comes around. Meanwhile, things between her and Devoin have always been at least a little rocky since the beginning of time.

3. That Time

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We did get to see a lot of her relationship with Javi, but like, do we have to remember it? Marroquin puts on a good nice-guy front, but as we’ve seen from his marriage to Kailyn Lowry and his recent scandal with Lauren Comeau and that girl he got naked with in the bathroom, every romance he’s involved with goes south fast – in dramatic fashion.

4. True Love?

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But back to Briana. She recently started dating John, and things were good. Really good. John did seem to be different. A lot different.

5. Making It Work

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It may have been tough, sure, since he lived in New York and of course she’s in Florida, but she said she was very happy with him. And she’s never one to mince words or sugar coat anything.

6. So Sad

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Unfortunately, last month Briana announced that she and John had gone their separate ways.

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Teen Mom Couples RANKED: The Best and the Very, Very Worst!

Ranking all of the Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 couples through the years is an arduous task, but one The Hollywood Gossip is up for.

Hey, someone’s gotta.

If you’re a fan of the MTV franchise, you’ve seen quite a few significant others come and go, while some have been longtime staples.

Some relationships have been terrific, while others were (or are) utter train wrecks. Here, we break them all down from worst to first.

NOTE: Due to his tragic death before Farrah Abraham gave birth to their daughter Sophia, Derek Underwood has been left off this list.

Everyone else, however, is fair game … from the present to the distant past! Who do you think ranks number one? Do you agree?

29. Jenelle Evans and David Eason

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David Eason is Jenelle’s current husband and the father of her third child. She likes to gush about how perfect they are together and how much of a “REAL MAN” he is, but … not so much. David has quite the criminal history and he’s been accused of domestic violence by two of his exes, and later by Jenelle herself, who claimed in a 911 call that he pinned her to the ground so hard she thought he broke a bone. He’s also allegedly abusive to her second son, Kaiser — at the very least, he’s controlling and mean to him. Oh, and then there was the time that he killed her dog and got all the kids temporarily pulled out of the home by CPS. Throw in all of the scary gun stuff plus the FBI investigation and the way the Teen Mom 2 crew was so scared of him that they refused to film when he was around (that little tidbit was definitely a big part of why she was fired from the show), then add in the fact that Jenelle seems set on proving everyone wrong and staying with him forever … it just CAN’T end well. That’s why this ongoing nightmare is the absolute worst.

28. Amber Portwood and Andrew Glennon

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Amber and Andrew didn’t have a great beginning to their relationship — they met on the set of Marriage Boot Camp where he was working and she was trying to salvage her relationship with Matt Baier while acting like an absolute nightmare. Still, apparently he saw something in her, and a couple of months after filming he had moved to Indiana to be with her, and shortly after, she got pregnant with their son, James. For a while, it looked like they might make it work, but things ended real quick after Amber beat him with a shoe and allegedly chased him with a machete, all while he was holding James. Since then, he’s said that she was emotionally and physically abusive for months before the arrest, and they’re still battling things out in regards to the custody of their son. Not a great love story, this one.

27. Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers

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The worst of the worst right here … for a time, anyway. Even by her standards, Jenelle and Courtland were a total and complete disaster … almost worse than any couple in franchise history. Multiple arrests, massive drug abuse, one long stint in prison and a pregnancy that ended in an abortion tell you all you need to know. Jenelle, who has kids by three other sketchy dudes, would not go there with Courtland. Enough said.

26. Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley

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Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley were awful together when they were actually together. He was extremely manipulative, she physically abused him … it was bad. Things are a whole, whole lot better between them now, but we’ll never forget seeing Amber trying to kick him down the stairs.

25. Chelsea Houska and Adam Lind

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Chelsea Houska and Adam Lind were about as bizarre a couple as you could conjure up — basically because she seems to be a pretty great person and he’s, you know, Adam. Fortunately, she got it right the second time around (needless to say, she and her husband are much higher on this list) and the Housk has done the bulk of the parenting of their daughter Aubree. Meanwhile, Adam developed an addiction to meth and a string of domestic violence arrests, and now he’s only allowed to see Aubree at a visitation center, which he still doesn’t do. It’s probably only a matter of time before he signs over his rights for her like he did for his other child, Paislee.

24. Ryan Edwards and Mackenzie Standifer

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There are so many “yikes” to be had when discussing the relationship between Ryan Edwards and Mackenzie Standifer. She was only 20 years old when she got married to him while he was high on heroin, and somehow things have only gotten worse since. He’s been arrested multiple times, he’s been spotted looking for hookups on Tinder multiple times, and he just can’t seem to kick that heroin habit. But no matter what, she’s stood by him, and they’ve even had a baby of their own with another one on the way, if you can even believe it. It’s … it’s such a bad situation.

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Brittany & Briana DeJesus on Javi Marroquin Cheating Scandal: He’s So Full of Sh-t!

It’s been over a week since the world learned that Lauren Comeau and Javi Marroquin have called it quits.

During that time, a whole lot of new information has been revealed — and it’s pretty much all damaging to Javi.

We now know that Marroquin was caught cheating while Lauren slept upstairs in the home that they share.

In the manner of guilty douches everywhere, Javi attempted to make things right with an emotional public apology.

Fortunately, it seems like Lauren’s not buying it.

And then there’s the DeJesus sisters, Briana and Brittany, who have never been ones to mince words.

And they’re certainly not letting Javi off the hook on this one.

Take a look:

1. Happier Times

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Javi once enjoyed a close friendship with both of the DeJesus sisters.

2. The Next Level

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And his relationship with Bri eventually developed into something more, as the two of them dated for several months.

3. In Any Event ….

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Sure, it now looks as though they were only hooking up to make Kailyn Lowry jealous, but the fact is, they dated.

4. Not the Greatest

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A less than ideal boyfriend, Javi was, at one point, hooking up with Bri, Kail, and Lauren Comeau.

5. That Settles It

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He got Lauren pregnant, and the rest, as they say, is history.

6. A Promising Start

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At first, Javi seemed dedicated to the domestic life.

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Briana DeJesus: I Have a REAL Job and I Support My Whole Family!

When criticizing reality stars, viewers often fall back on the “get a real job” argument.

This is understandable, as some of the folks who have become obscenely wealthy from living their lives in front of a camera crew appear to do very little in the way of actual work.

Amber Portwood, for example, pulls in a mid-six-figure income despite a lifestyle so indolent that she’s adopted the sloth as her “spirit animal.”

But not every star in the Teen Mom universe has adopted such a disdainful attitude toward work.

Take Briana DeJesus, for example.

Briana says she has a real job — and she also claims that putting in long hours week after week is really starting to pay off.

Here’s the latest on DeJesus’ financial situation — and why her latest comments have left some fans confused:

1. Every Day She’s Hustlin’

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Briana is the newest addition to the Teen Mom 2 family, which means she hasn’t been raking in MTV paychecks for her entire adult life like the rest of the ladies.

2. Started From the Bottom

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Sure, Briana got her start on Teen Mom 3, but the show only lasted for one season, which means there were several years in which she was a single mom without a reality show gig to pay the bills.

3. Cue the Dolly Parton Song

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Which means that, like most Americans, Briana had no choice but to start workin’ 9 to 5.

4. What a Way to Make a Living

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“I hate when people tell me to get a real job. I have one! I work in corporate America. Regular 9-5 like everyone else. I’ll never forget where I came from,” she recently tweeted.

5. What Does She Do?

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DeJesus revealed back in 2017 that she works for a travel company, but it wasn’t until this week that we learned she STILL works for the same company!

6. Keepin’ It Real

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DeJesus received widespread praise for her work ethic, with one follower replying, “It’s not on the show, and people don’t look beyond that. I give you credit for still keeping it.”

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Teen Mom: The Definitive, Tragically Trashy Tattoo Guide! [UPDATED]

If you’re a fan of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2, then you know that many of the people on the MTV reality shows have tattoos.

You also know that a lot of the tattoos …

… well, they aren’t that great.

Some are poorly done, some are  kind of strange, and some are nightmarish and horrifying and just so completely, unbelievably bad.

So steady yourself, perhaps grab some smelling salts and some pearls to clutch, and let’s rank all the Teen Mom ink we can get our eyes on!

1. Amber’s Tattoo of Leah

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Here, let’s just start with the worst of the worst, all right? This is Amber Portwood’s portrait of her daughter, Leah. It’s right on her stomach, it also features a gigantic rose, and it’s not finished. Will she ever get it finished? It’s hard to say. We will ever be able to get this haunting image out of our heads? Unlikely.

2. Choices

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Since we’re already talking about Amber’s tattoos, she also got this matching tattoo with Matt Baier, back when they first started dating. It reads “vero amore,” which is supposed to be Italian for “true love.” So that’s embarrassing.

3. Speaking of Embarrassing …

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Matt also has this huge tattoo of Amber’s name right on his forearm. Just right there on his arm where he has to look at it all day, every day.

4. Ugh

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Matt actually has several tattoos, many of which you can see on his nude book cover. We won’t waste more time on him here, so if you feel the need to look more closely at his naked greasy bod here, then you have our blessing. However, we will say that on his other arm, he has a couple of Chinese characters that he says mean “clean and sober,” but that Teen Mom detectives have actually determined mean “Lisa.”

5. Why Though?

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As hard as it may be to believe, Matt isn’t the only guy to get Amber Portwood’s name tattooed on his body — Gary Shirley made the exact same mistake. Thankfully he was smart enough (???) to get the tattoo on his shoulder instead of on his forearm though, and he’s since covered up.

6. It’s Gary Time

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Gary also has a … what is that, a sun? A blob with tentacles? Whatever it is, he’s also got some tattoo right in the middle of his chest, peeking out through all his body hair.

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Briana DeJesus: Jenelle Evans Has the RIGHT to Endanger Her Kids!

Jenelle Evans chose her husband, David Eason, over the safety of her children, even after he brutally murdered their dog in front of them.

One piece of good news is that Maryssa, Jace, Kaiser, and Ensley are not living on The Land right now.

Another is that they hopefully won’t be put back in harm’s way — at least, not right now.

Reports say that Jenelle Evans’ custody battle could go on for months. That should at least buy the children some time.

But Jenelle’s (former) castmate, Briana DeJesus, thinks that it’s wrong to keep the kids relatively safe.

She thinks that they should be sent back to Jenelle’s trauma factory of a house.

Why? Because Briana believes that kids should stay with their moms — no matter what.

1. Briana is Team Jenelle!

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They’ve been friends for a while. Some friends would express concern about allegations that David has been abusing Jenelle and her children for years.

2. That’s right — the kids and dogs aren’t the only ones at risk

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Remember when Jenelle dialed 911 and described David assaulting her but later claimed that it was a misunderstanding? Sure, Jan. But Briana doesn’t seem too worried.

3. Even Briana hasn’t heard from her much lately

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She’s admitted that she hasn’t spoken to Jenelle regularly since David Eason’s brutal murder of Nugget.

4. That continued even after CPS came for the kids

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The court acted swiftly and in the best interests of the children by removing them from Jenelle and David’s house of horrors due to Jenelle’s “failure to protect” them.

5. Briana says she understands the unreturned texts

Jenelle evans and briana dejesus
“I haven’t spoken to Jenelle in a bit,” Briana admits to RadarOnline. “Due to the fact that she’s clearly tied up, dealing with a lot right now.”

6. Then Briana throws her support behind Jenelle

Briana on the gram
“With that being said,” Briana announces. “I believe all kids should be with their moms, especially the younger ones.”

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