You hear that, you Parisian jewelry thieves?! THERE’S NOTHING IN HERE!!
Actor Chris Zylka is practically a hobo compared to her other former fiancés.
What a pleasant suprprise, so nice of you to stop by!
I think it’s a gourmet chocolate… or a poop hat. Could go either way.
Shaming a little boy for wearing a princess dress in front of millions on Snapchat… What could go wrong?
I probably ate half of an 18 pound turkey yesterday while these two did supermodel stuff on a Caribbean beach, so yes… I do have self-confidence issues.
This koala thinks it looks like a tacky Tim Burton nightmare but he’s too much of a pussy to say anything to her face.
The Playboy fortune, built on hookers and blow, is not to be spent on… hookers and blow.
In case of emergency, take your face and place them between the flotation devices and go “BLURARURUAR” like a motor boat.
… Ah, man. We’re havin’ fun today.
I guess Amber Heard changed her mind and decided to re-secure her spot on that doomsday space rocket… yes, that’s a double entendre.
Scott Disick is giving off some Marky Mark in Fear vibes nowadays.
Matt Damon thinks there is a sexual harassment spectrum with different levels of badness — BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!
If you even want to call it a sandcastle… honestly it’s more of a sand-gloo.
We knew this months ago, but whatever… nothing matters anymore.
It’s an American tradition…
“Thou must spread the word of Christ to thine former booty calls.” —Bieber 6:21