Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin: We’re Getting Married (Again) On…

Let’s get this out of the way up front:

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are husband and wife.

We’re sorry to break it to you, teenage women around the globe, but it’s true.

The superstars shocked their fans this past summer when first they got engaged and then, just several weeks later, they stopped by a courthouse in New York City and exchanged vows.

It was casual. It was informal. It was confusing, at first at least.

Did the couple actually get hitched? Or merely get their wedding license?

In October, however, Baldwin confiirmed that she was, indeed, Mrs. Justin Bieber.

Again: we’re very sorry, basically every woman on the planet under the age of 25.

It’s long been rumored, however, that Bieber and Baldwin were going to hold an actual wedding ceremony, including a giant celebration with family members, friends and loved ones.

According to TMZ, this ceremony and reception is now planned.

Insiders close to the famous couple say that the big day will take place on the weekend of March 1.

As loyal Beliebers know, of course, this is the date on which Bieber turns 25.

Moreover, these second round of nuptials will reportedly take place in Los Angeles; or at least the Los Angeles area.

Why would Hailey and Justin make this decision, considering most of Bieber’s family resides on the East Coast or in Canada?

It’s simple, TMZ writes: the weather sucks on those regions in late winter! We’re not being harsh here, we’re just stating a meterological fact.

Lastly, this report emphasizes that the ceremony will be heavily in religious in nature, which does make a lot of sense:

The courthouse wedding was quick and strictly legal, while Justin and Hailey have embraced God and faith more than ever these days. 

As for who will be invited?

This may be the most sought-after wedding invitation since Prince Harry and Meghan Markle tied the knot.

But all we know for now is that Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott are invited. Which is just, like, okay, sure, whatever.

Once the stars go public as husband and wife, the question will then turn to when Bieber and Baldwin will have children.

They’re young, but it sounds as if this may happen in the very near future.

“I love kids,” Baldwin told Vogue in November. “I can’t wait to have my own.”

She didn’t elaborate on when this might happen, on when Bieber’s sperm will fertilize her egg, but Hailey did say that being a mother is “closer [to] reality” now than ever before.

Liam Hemsworth Speaks Out After Wedding, Praises Brand New Wife

Liam Hemsworth has broken his silence.

The actor has issued his first statement since becoming a first-time husband, posting a very short but simple and sweet message on Instagram.

Along with the above image of he and Miley Cyrus hugging on their wedding day, Hemsworth wrote “My Love” this week, along with a heart emoji.

We told you it was short and simple.

But also: very sweet, right?

The singer and the actor, who started dating back in 2009 and broke up for a bit before rekindling their romance for good in 2014, surprised fans by finally exchanging vows on December 23.

Engagement chatter had surrounded this couple for many years, but neither Miley nor Liam confirmed their plans to actually tie the knot after all this time.

Not until after it transpired, that is.

At that point, followers were treated to an early Christmas present when photos such as the ones above and below popped up on Instagram, making it very clear that they were now husband and wife.

The aforementioned two words marked the first time Hemsworth has commented on his bride, but Cyrus previously shared another snapshot from her nuptials and wrote as a caption:

10 years later …..

Later, when a fan told Cyrus on Instagram, “Congratulations you married the hottest man in Hollywood!!!!,� the artist enthusiastically and passionately agreed.

“I knooooowwwww right� she replied.

On Wednesday night, meanwhile, Miley Tweeted a precious video from the night in which she danced to Bruno Mars‘s “Uptown Funk” in her wedding dress.

Members from both families attended the ceremony, which took place in the couple’s Tennessee home.

“They always wanted a small, private celebration with family and close friends and that’s what they got. Miley seems ecstatic,� a source told People Magazine, adding:

“She loves her Tennessee home and was very happy about having the ceremony there.”

But why did the celebrities get married now?

What changed in their relationship?

Perhaps nothing. Perhaps they just thought it was time to lock each other in for life.

However, the rumor mill is churning excitedly with another possibility.

Could Miley want to get pregnant?

And she figured she ought to be a wife before she became a mother?

It’s possible.

The young woman who entered our lives as Hannah Montana is now 26 years old. It wouldn’t be crazy at all at this point for her and Liam to have baby.

We’ll keep an eye on Miley’s womb over the next few months to see if this rumor becomes a reality – and, in the meantime, we’ll just say the following once again:

CONGRATULATIONS!

Kendall Jenner Just Made Ben Simmons Horny AF

As previously reported, Ben Simmons isn’t just banging inside the paint these days on his way to an average of 9.3 rebounds per game.

He’s also still banging Kendall Jenner, that much has been evident for awhile.

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Following reports of their relationship’s demise in late September, the model and the professional basketball player have continued to see each other, both in public while wearing clothes and in private while wearing nothing at all.

They’ve just managed to mostly keep this romance on the down low.

Until now!

On Wednesday, December 26, the reality star shared a new glamour shot to her Instagram that garnered some major attention.

The black and white portrait (below) depicted the 23-year-old framing her face with her hands and quickly amassed more than two million Likes, along with thousands of comments.

But one of these remarks has gone far more viral than any other.

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Despite Simmons having never really acknowledged his connection with Jenner, he responded to this image by dropping two, flirty, drooling face emojis at the bottom of the photo.

You can see his much-discussed reply above.

“Kendall and Ben have been making more of an effort in their relationship recently, and have been seeing each other regularly for the last month now,” a source told E! News last month, adding:

“They both are very busy with their careers, but have always been in touch.”

Jenner, of course, is a legitimate model.

She travels the world on a near-monthly basis, walking runways and showing off clothing on behalf of various famous designers.

Simmons, meanwhile, plays point guard for the Philadelphia 76ers.

To go along with the aforementioned rebound total each game, he averages 16 points per contest and 7.9 assists, although his outside shooting remains a mess.

It’s essentially non-existent.

As for that supposed split? As for what happened this fall?

“They never had a falling out, it was just always hard for Kendall because of her work schedule,” reports E!. “They reconnected when Ben was in town recently and have been seeing each other since.”

A few weeks ago, Kendall was spotted at a game between the 76ers and the Washington Wizards, although her job often makes it difficult for her attend her boyfriend’s matchups.

Because each is so busy and because each is so frequently traveling, Jenner and Simmons aren’t exclusive.

They aren’t claiming to be serious.

But they are very clearly into each other, as Ben’s Instagram comment above suggests, and are very clearly having a blast.

“There’s nothing official between Ben and Kendall,” a second source concludes to E! News. “They aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend.

Travis Scott: I’m Proposing Soon to the "Coolest Motherf-cker" EVER!

We posed a very important question just a few weeks ago:

Have Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott confirmed their engagement?

The answer, as it turns out, is not. 

But Scott has now talked more extensively to Rolling Stone than ever before when it comes to his famous romance, confirming to the publication that we were only slightly off base by asking the inquiry above.

Yes, an engagement is coming… soon.

“We’ll get married soon,� Scott says very simply in this cover story, teasing his proposal and making it sound as if he knows what the answer will be when it happens:

“I just gotta sturdy up – I gotta propose in a fire way.â€�

And in a public way that will be filmed by E! cameras and which can therefore make our family tons of money, Kris Jenner is no doubt thinking.

Scott got together with Jenner in the spring of 2017.

Just a couple months later, we learned Kylie was pregnant, prompting many to assume the baby was unplanned and that Scott was only sticking around because it would be a major PR hit to abandon his knocked up girlfriend.

But this was never the case, he insists.

Absolutely, the relationship began in a casual manner.

However, it took a turn for the serious long before the stars had unprotected sex and created a life inside Jenner’s womb.

“We was just two kids, f-cking around. Maybe, like, the first week, you don’t know if it’s real or a fling,” he told Rolling Stone, explaining:

“Then the second week you’re like, ‘Whoa, I’m still talking to her, she’s responding, I’m responding. We ain’t run out of a thing to say.’ And it got to a point where I was like, ‘I need her with me to operate. She’s that one.’â€�

Not only is she that one. 

It sounds like Kylie is The One for Travis.

Followers have been wondering for awhile whether Scott and Jenner were already married, considering how they frequently refer to each other as “hubby” and “wifey.”

It’s really sort of irritating.

As for how Scott reacted when he learned Kylie was expecting?

He spoke on that in this interview as well…

“At first I was like, ‘Man, I need a son.’

“When we found out it was a girl, I was like, ‘Huhhh.’ But after a while I was like, ‘Yo, this might be the illest thing that ever happened.’

“And when Stormi was born, I was like, ‘Life is fire, bro.’â€�

We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.

Or, rather, we wouldn’t have said it like that ourselves.

But we think Scott is saying he’s psyched to be a dad.

The question now is when Kylie and Travis will have another child, not that there’s any rush at all to do so.

They’ve already defied the odds by sticking together this long — and it doesn’t sound as if there’s an end in sight.

“People don’t understand how real my girl is. How ill she is,” Scott says in his own way, concluding:

“They have assumptions, bullshit-ass remarks of what they think is going on. Nah, bro… She’s the coolest motherf-cker of all time.â€�

Cardi B and Offset: HA! People Think We’re Really in a Fight!

If you’re looking to get either Cardi B or Offset a gift this year for Christmas, don’t bother with a pullover.

Why?

Because the artists are already pulling one over on the American public!

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It was less than two weeks ago that Cardi B announced she and the Migos member were ending their marriage.

She didn’t speak ill of Offset in this announcement, but just a day later word started to spread that Offset tried to arrange a threesome without Cardi and had been cheating with some woman named Sum Bunni.

Ms. Bunni later confirmed she had been taking it from Offset during his marriage.

Cardi has remained mostly silent on this controversy, but was forced to take action this past Saturday night after Offset allegedly crashed her concert and tried to apologize on stage.

The singer was having none of this public display and gave her estranged husband the boot.

You can relive the incident here:

Was this a legitimate surprise?

Did security somehow fail miserably at its job let Offset just storm the stage?

It seems impossible to believe, doesn’t it?

And that’s because this was clearly a staged act, made obvious and notable by the fact that Cardi’s publicist actually led Offset on to the stage over the weekend.

Fans have been suspicious that this was some kind of PR ploy ever since it transpired — and now insiders are confirming that Cardi and Offset are sitting back and simply laughing at the fools who believe otherwise.

Of course the interruption was staged, you guys.

Shortly after the video of Offset cutting into Cardi’s set went viral, fans started calling Offset out for daring to do such a thing.

This prompted Cardi to speak out on Instagram in defense of her annoying husband.

“I see a lot of people bashing me because they feel that because I’m defending my baby father, they think that I’m gonna get back together with him,â€� said Cardi, who shares five-month-old daughter Kulture Kiari with Offset.

She continued:

“I’m not saying that I’m gonna get back together with him. I just don’t like that bashing online thing.”

We’re pretty certain Cardi B will get back together with Offset, but for now she just wants folks to give him a break.

She even referenced Pete Davidson’s very recent breakdown over the weekend, citing how the SNL cast member wrote on social media that he no longer wanted to be on Earth.

“Just earlier, you just saw how Pete Davidson was talking about how he don’t even want to be on this earth because mad people be coming at him every single day,” she said, adding:

“I wouldn’t want my baby father to have that feeling because of millions of people be bashing him every day. That’s a nasty feeling, and I wouldn’t want that.”

What would Cardi and Offset actually get out of fooling everyone in this manner?

Considering how they are already very successful and considering how being in an up-and-down relationship really isn’t good for anyone’s brand, we have no idea.

All we can say for certain is that this is all a bunch of BS.

The couple is not in a fight. They just want you to think that they are.

Miley Cyrus: I Cyber-Bone Liam Hemsworth All the Damn Time!

At this point, it’s unclear whether Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth will ever get married.

There are rumors on a near weekly basis about the stars walking down the aisle, but we’re yet to spot a single wedding ring on either of their fingers.

Still, though.

Just because Cyrus and Hemsworth may never be husband and wife, this doesn’t mean they never do what husbands and wives typically do on the night of their nuptials.

That is, Miley and Liam manage to have lots of sex.

Even when they are not physically in the same place.

In an interview with Howard Stern on Wednesday, Cyrus was asked by the shock jock how the singer and the actor maintain their physical chemistry when each must travel so often for work.

And Miley had a simple and obvious response to this question:

“That’s what FaceTime’s for. Cybersex.”

Oh, right. Of course.

Cyrus may have been joking, but she also may have been serious.

We’ve heard for awhile, after all, that she and Liam have lots of wild intercourse.

For two very famous people who are pretty active on social media, Cyrus and Hemsworth actually keep their romance more private than you’d expect.

This is because the celebrities live a mostly “regular life,” Miley explained to Stern, getting candid and elaborating as follows:

“He’s a really amazing cook.

“So I just end up smoking weed and eating, and he has these weird genetics, where him and his brother are actually f-cking superheros and they just eat.

“And I’m like, ‘Why am I getting so soft?’ And he’s like, ‘I’m feeding the cannons.’ And all of the sudden he just eats and eats and eats and he gets more ripped.

“It’s not fair! I wake up where I can’t open my eyes because I’ve had so much salt.”

On a more serious note, Cyrus and Hemsworth lost their home last month in the Malibu fires.

Miley told Stern that Liam “got a lot of action” for saving all of their animals at the time, even getting two pigs into a crate.

“We travel around together, usually we live in Malibu, so right now we live in Nashville and adjusting,” she explained.

“And I think the hardest thing for both of us right now is to go back, a lot of people are starting to get back to their homes, people that didn’t lose their homes.

“But Malibu just isn’t the same for right now, the air quality, the water, ’cause he surfs every day.”

Hemsworth and Cyrus met way, way, way back in the day on the set of the film The Last Song.

They broke up for a couple years, but always remained close and now seem more committed than ever before. Marriage be damned.

“I call him my survival partner now,” Cyrus told Stern, concluding:

“He thinks it’s not romantic, but I learned that it is. It is why you pair up with someone is for survival.”