Miley Cyrus: I Cyber-Bone Liam Hemsworth All the Damn Time!

At this point, it’s unclear whether Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth will ever get married.

There are rumors on a near weekly basis about the stars walking down the aisle, but we’re yet to spot a single wedding ring on either of their fingers.

Still, though.

Just because Cyrus and Hemsworth may never be husband and wife, this doesn’t mean they never do what husbands and wives typically do on the night of their nuptials.

That is, Miley and Liam manage to have lots of sex.

Even when they are not physically in the same place.

In an interview with Howard Stern on Wednesday, Cyrus was asked by the shock jock how the singer and the actor maintain their physical chemistry when each must travel so often for work.

And Miley had a simple and obvious response to this question:

“That’s what FaceTime’s for. Cybersex.”

Oh, right. Of course.

Cyrus may have been joking, but she also may have been serious.

We’ve heard for awhile, after all, that she and Liam have lots of wild intercourse.

For two very famous people who are pretty active on social media, Cyrus and Hemsworth actually keep their romance more private than you’d expect.

This is because the celebrities live a mostly “regular life,” Miley explained to Stern, getting candid and elaborating as follows:

“He’s a really amazing cook.

“So I just end up smoking weed and eating, and he has these weird genetics, where him and his brother are actually f-cking superheros and they just eat.

“And I’m like, ‘Why am I getting so soft?’ And he’s like, ‘I’m feeding the cannons.’ And all of the sudden he just eats and eats and eats and he gets more ripped.

“It’s not fair! I wake up where I can’t open my eyes because I’ve had so much salt.”

On a more serious note, Cyrus and Hemsworth lost their home last month in the Malibu fires.

Miley told Stern that Liam “got a lot of action” for saving all of their animals at the time, even getting two pigs into a crate.

“We travel around together, usually we live in Malibu, so right now we live in Nashville and adjusting,” she explained.

“And I think the hardest thing for both of us right now is to go back, a lot of people are starting to get back to their homes, people that didn’t lose their homes.

“But Malibu just isn’t the same for right now, the air quality, the water, ’cause he surfs every day.”

Hemsworth and Cyrus met way, way, way back in the day on the set of the film The Last Song.

They broke up for a couple years, but always remained close and now seem more committed than ever before. Marriage be damned.

“I call him my survival partner now,” Cyrus told Stern, concluding:

“He thinks it’s not romantic, but I learned that it is. It is why you pair up with someone is for survival.”