Chris Brown Facing Jail Time Over Purchase Of An Illegal Pet Monkey

Chris Brown is in criminal trouble again, but this charge is definitely a new one — even for him. The 29-year-old star is now facing two counts of possession of a restricted primate without a permit, brought by the Los Angeles City Attorney this week after an investigation into Breezy […]

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MTV Video Music Awards: 13 Best Performances of All Time!

The VMAs aren’t like other award shows. 

But unlike when someone you met on Tinder tells you they’re not like other girls/guys, in this case, the claim is legit.

You never know what might happen at the VMAs.

Kanye might interrupt someone’s acceptance speech.

Nicki Minaj might call out Miley Cyrus.

Kanye might interrupt everyone’s acceptance speeches.

You really never know.

In fact, the only thing that’s certain is: there will be some amazing performances.

Check out the gallery below to relive some of the most unforgettable musical moments from 32 years of the VMAs.

1. Beyonce: “Love on Top,” 2011

Beyonce love on top 2011
Beyonce crushed it with her performance of “Love on Top” in 2011. It didn’t hurt that she capped things off by confirming rumors that she and Jay Z were expecting their first child.

2. Madonna: “Like a Virgin,” 1984

Madonna like a virgin 1984
The Material Girl was just exploding onto the scene when the VMAs first started confusing parents in 1984. To give you an idea of how different things were then: Herbie Hancock beat out Michael Jackson as the night’s top winner.

3. Britney Spears: “Slave 4 U,” 2011

Britney spears slave 4 u 2011
Britney Spears cemented her place as a VMA icon with her 2001 performance. Giant live snakes are great for when you’re trying to make a lasting impression.

4. Taylor Swift: “You Belong With Me,” 2009

Taylor swift you belong with me 2009
Later that night, Taylor would become an unwilling participant in the most notorious moment in VMAs history. But when she crooned one of her signature tunes to a subway full of fans, she was still just the country girl with a broken heart full of hits.

5. Eminem: “The Real Slim Shady”/”Way I Am,” 2000

Eminem the real slim shady slash way i am 2000
There were thousands of Eminem wannabes in 2000. But as Mr. Mathers proved in his unforgettable 2000 medley, there’s only one real Slim Shady.

6. Diddy, Faith Evans, Sting: “I’ll Be Missing You”

Diddy faith evans sting ill be missing you
Diddy’s tribute to the late, great Notorious B.I.G. became a massive success in 1997. It also made for one of the most unforgettable performances in VMA history.

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Kendall Jenner Is Excited About Her Vagina in NSFW Music Video

If you’re not familiar with the rapper Lil Dicky, well, we’re sorry to be the ones to tell you, but you’ve been wasting your life.

The good news is, it’s not too late for you to familiarize yourself with the artist who’s alternately known as Slim Boner, the Human Bitcoin, and Mr. Leftward-Sloping Penis.

Dicky’s back catalog is well worth your time, but there’s no better place to start than with his newest music video, a collaboration with Chris Brown that dropped earlier this week.

Now, you may be thinking to yourself, Hey, I clicked on an article about Kendall Jenner’s vagina! What’s all this talk about phallic rappers and heavily-tattooed R&B dudes?

Well, you see – Breezy isn’t the only celeb to make a cameo in Young Dick’s latest opus.

The song has something of a high-concept premise – Dicky and Chris swap bodies (hence the title, “Freaky Friday”).

The emcees enjoy certain aspects of one another’s lives, but for obvious reasons, Brown is eager to get back to his life of groupies and public adulation.

And so, a second switch takes place.

We won’t get into all the details (you really have to watch this video), but complications lead to Dicky inhabiting Kendall Jenner’s physical form.

The rapper remains as genital-obsessed as ever, but now he has something new to explore.

“Holy sh-t, I got a vagina, I’m gonna learn,” an excited Dickie-as-Kendall croons.

“I’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman!”

Needless to say, this isn’t your typical hip hop video.

Do yourself a favor and check out the full clip below:

 

Kendall jenner is excited about her vagina in nsfw music video