Sister Wives Ranked: Who is Kody Brown’s #1 Woman?

Throughout the last couple of seasons of Sister Wives, Kody Brown clashed with all his Sister Wives. This was blatantly obvious really.

At various points, Kody took issue with Meri, Christine, Robyn and Janelle – the four spouses he has taken to date.

He’s been upset because he wanted to build one big house on their land in Flagstaff, Arizona, and his idea was shot down, and he’s been mad about how some of his wives handled the pandemic.

He’s also not too fond about them, like, doing things or even proposing doing things that don’t benefit him explicitly.

Despite arguing with all four of his spouses over the course of these recent seasons, astute viewers could read between the lines.

They could tell who Kody loved, despite the occasional disagreement, and who he seemed truly sick and tired of at this point.

This got us thinking here at THG: Is there a clear favorite for Kody among the aforementioned better halves?

How would he rank Meri, Christine, Robyn and Janelle; from Kody’s most-hated to his most-loved? How would we?!

Your response to this loaded question may be different from ours, and his, but consider the rankings below.

1. For the Record…

Kody brown yammers
… we think Kody is selfish and sexist and all four wives should leave HIM. We just wanna go on record with that opinion because we know how it would be interpreted, this ranking, as if the wives are somehow not worthy of Kody.

2. Let’s Get To It Then, Shall We?

Sister wives united
Kody married Meri in 1990, Janelle in 1993, Christine in 1994 and and Robyn in 2010… although one the latter marriage is legal and legitimate, so Kody could officially adopt Robyn’s kids.

3. Who is His Least Favorite Wife?

Meri brown is haunted
This is sadly easy. The answer is Meri. And we’re very confident that both Meri and Kody would agree.

4. Why Do We Say This?

Meri brown in 2019
Well… Meri posted just one photo of Kody on Instagram in 2020, and none so far this year. They went on exactly one “date” last year to celebrate their 30th anniversary, but they called it a “non-anniversary” because “we’re not a couple.” On top of that, Meri is constantly sharing cryptic quotes about finding herself and about how one deserves to be with someone who seems value/worth in him/her.

5. Also?

Meri brown and company
“The relationship between he and I is gone, it’s dead, it’s over,” Meri told a therapist on a Sister Wives episode that aired last year.

6. Kody Doubled Down, Too

Meri brown in a confessional
In his own confessional, Kody said that “Meri and I had a very fast courtship. I didn’t know who I was marrying.” He then confessed to basically regretting having ever married Meri. So… yeah. She comes in last.

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Sister Wives RANKED: Who is Kody Brown’s #1?

Throughout the last couple of seasons of Sister Wives, Kody Brown clashed with all his Sister Wives. This was blatantly obvious really.

At various points, Kody took issue with Meri, Christine, Robyn and Janelle – the four spouses he has taken to date.

He’s been upset because he wanted to build one big house on their land in Flagstaff and his idea was shot down, and he’s been mad about how some of his wives handled the pandemic.

He’s also not too fond about them doing things or even proposing doing things that don’t benefit him.

Despite arguing with all four of his spouses over the course of these recent seasons, astute viewers could read between the lines.

They could tell who Kody loved, despite the occasional disagreement, and who he seemed truly sick and tired of at this point.

This got us thinking here at THG: Is there a clear favorite for Kody among the aforementioned better halves?

How would he rank Meri, Christine, Robyn and Janelle; from Kody’s most-hated to his most-loved? How would we?!

Your response to this loaded question may be different from ours, and his, but consider the rankings below.

1. For the Record…

Kody brown yammers
… we think Kody is selfish and sexist and all four wives should leave HIM. We just wanna go on record with that opinion because we know how it would be interpreted, this ranking, as if the wives are somehow not worthy of Kody.

2. Let’s Get To It Then, Shall We?

Sister wives united
Kody married Meri in 1990, Janelle in 1993, Christine in 1994 and and Robyn in 2010… although one the latter marriage is legal and legitimate, so Kody could officially adopt Robyn’s kids.

3. Who is His Least Favorite Wife?

Meri brown is haunted
This is sadly easy. The answer is Meri. And we’re very confident that both Meri and Kody would agree.

4. Why Do We Say This?

Meri brown in 2019
Well… Meri posted just one photo of Kody on Instagram in 2020, and none so far this year. They went on exactly one “date” last year to celebrate their 30th anniversary, but they called it a “non-anniversary” because “we’re not a couple.” On top of that, Meri is constantly sharing cryptic quotes about finding herself and about how one deserves to be with someone who seems value/worth in him/her.

5. Also?

Meri brown and company
“The relationship between he and I is gone, it’s dead, it’s over,” Meri told a therapist on a Sister Wives episode that aired last year.

6. Kody Doubled Down, Too

Meri brown in a confessional
In his own confessional, Kody said that “Meri and I had a very fast courtship. I didn’t know who I was marrying.” He then confessed to basically regretting having ever married Meri. So… yeah. She comes in last.

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