Jenelle Evans’ Life on the Land Exposed on Deeply Troubling Series

Well, it’s finally over. The End of an Error, you could say.

After six installments, a sh!t ton of crying, and more excuses than we can count, Jenelle Evans’ “I Have Something to Say” series has wrapped up its iconic first-season run on YouTube.

Now, it’s time to look back at what we learned.

There are some obvious things, of course:

  • The Teen Mom 2 terror has too much time on her hands;
  • She’s more desperate than ever to stay relevant;
  • She blames everyone else for her problems.

But there are more subtle lessons, as well, many of them having to do with the never-ending insanity that is life on The Land.

The Land, of course, is the mythical, cleverly-named spot where the Eason-Evans homestead is located in North Carolina. 

Join us as we take a trip down memory lane and revisit the key takeaways from Jenelle’s biggest waste of time ever.

1. A Mother’s Fury

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Over the course of six episodes (few of which were delivered on Mondays, as planned), Jenelle Evans made her case against CPS and claimed her children were stolen by the government. The whole thing was every bit as insane as it sounds …

2. Telling Her Tale

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It started last month, when Jenelle uploaded an intensely dramatic, nearly 1-hour video, in which she alleged that she was unfairly targeted by Child Protective Services and accused the organization of essentially kidnapping her children.

3. The Nugget Incident

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As you’ll recall, Jenelle’s kids were placed in new homes after her husband, David Eason, shot and killed the family dog during one of his infamous temper tantrums.

4. Drama Queen

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The first thing we learned from the videos is that Jenelle is as dramatic as ever. She kicked things off with a recording from a 911 call, followed by footage of her crying after losing her kids — footage that she apparently shot herself.

5. Mystery Tears

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From there, she showed a brief clip of her daughter Ensley crying. No context was provided, but apparently, we were supposed to conclude that the girl was in tears because her brother had been taken by CPS.

6. Breaking Out the Court Voice

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At that point, Jenelle started talking like a professional news lady, y’all, telling the camera, “Within the next few episodes, I’m gonna explain the corruption, distress, trauma introduced to my family by CPS of May, 2019.”

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Jenelle Evans Denies Rumors She Stole A Pregnant Pit Bull In Her Neighborhood: ‘No Cops Have Been To My House’

This is a strange situation… Jenelle Evans is trying to walk back a string of social media rumors that allege she stole a pregnant pit bull from somebody in her neighborhood. To hear her tell it, there’s no crime here — so WTF is going on?! Related: Jenelle Addresses David Eason Being ARMED Around The […]

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Jenelle Evans and David Eason: Headed Towards Another Breakup?!

When it comes to epic Teen Mom love stories … well, there’s really not a lot there, huh?

A lot of people think that Chelsea Houska and Cole DeBoer have had a fairy tale romance, and that’s fair.

Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney seem stable enough, and Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra have been together for most of their lives at this point.

But other than those couples, there aren’t really any solid relationships in the entire franchise.

And even when you go through those scraps, nobody does love quite as badly as Jenelle Evans.

So it really shouldn’t come as any surprise that she and husband David Eason are on the outs yet again …

1. It’s a Love Story(ish)

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Jenelle and David have been married for three whole years, and honestly it’s been one nightmare after another.

2. Baby Just Say No

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Jenelle’s called 911 twice (that we know of) because she was afraid of him — in one of the calls, she claimed he’d pushed her down so hard she thought he’d broken her collarbone.

3. Ugh

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David has been accused multiple times of abusing the kids, particularly Kaiser, and Jenelle’s been accused of neglecting them.

4. RIP Nugget

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Oh, and remember when David brutally killed Jenelle’s dog, Nugget? Of course you do. You’ll never forget it.

5. Gone

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All of that is just scratching the surface on this house of horrors, but right around a year ago, Jenelle actually managed to make a good decision — she left him.

6. Memories

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She wasn’t playing around with it, either. She packed up and moved herself and the kids to Nashville, and she got a restraining order against David after claiming in court that she feared for her life.

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Teen Mom Husbands, Boyfriends, and Baby Daddies Ranked: Who’s #1?

So how great are all those guys on Teen Mom, huh?! Such remarkable specimens of manhood, every one of them, filled to the brim with integrity, compassion, and grace.

… Wait, like 85% of them are completely terrible human beings?

Well, huh.

Sure, some of them baby daddies are awful, but some of the aren’t! Some of them are kind of OK, and a few are even great!

Check out our ranking of all the Teen Mom fellas, from best to worst.

And prepare to be amazed, as always, at the level of awfulness on this show.

1. Cole DeBoer

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Cole DeBoer is Chelsea Houska’s husband, and thank goodness for that. He’s a wonderful stepfather to Aubree (and he’s made it clear that he’s ready to adopt her if/when Adam gives up his parental rights for her like he did with his other child), he and Chelsea have two precious babies together and one on the way, and ever since he first came on the show, he’s been perfect.

He’s an easy number one, y’all.

2. Taylor McKinney

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Taylor McKinney is Maci Bookout’s husband, and they share two children together, Jayde and Maverick — and they’re often talking about having more, whether it’s through more pregnancies or fostering and adoption. They’re also raising Bentley, the son Maci had with Ryan Edwards, and it’s safe to say that Taylor is doing all the heavy dad lifting there, too. Like, he coaches Bentley’s little league team, how sweet is that? And sure, Taylor drinks Bud Light like it’s water and he’s in a desert, but he’s an amazing father.

3. Jo Rivera

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Jo Rivera is the father of Kailyn Lowry’s oldest son, Isaac, and he also shares a daughter named Vivi with his wife, Vee. Jo and Kailyn dated when they were teenagers, but it wasn’t long before they realized they were terrible together. They struggled with coparenting for a good few years, and sometimes they still struggle, but for the most part they’ve managed to put all their personal issues aside for the sake of Isaac. Also, Jo still lets Isaac hang out with Javi, his ex-stepdad, and how understanding is that? That’s something a good dad would do for sure.

4. Tyler Baltierra

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Tyler Baltierra has been with Catelynn Lowell since they were 12 years old (yes, literally), and when she got pregnant at 16, they placed their daughter up for adoption. They’ve since had two more children, daughters Nova and Vaeda, and they’ve been through just a lot of stuff together. He can be pretty insensitive sometimes, but it’s clear that he loves being a father and spending time with his girls. You love to see it.

5. Gary Shirley

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Let’s just say it: Gary was not great in the early days of Teen Mom. He never did anything to deserve being abused by Amber, to be clear, but he was kind of a jerk. Fortunately he’s matured a bit over the years, and he seems like a great father to Leah and Emilee, the daughter he shares with wife Kristina. And thank goodness for that, because Leah in particular needs a whole lot of stability with Amber for a mom.

6. Corey Simms

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Corey Simms was married to Leah Messer, and they had twins Ali and Gracie. They got divorced when Leah couldn’t stay faithful to him (and also because they had twins and got married when they were teenagers), but Corey’s been a good father, and a good coparent with Leah. He’s just a good ol’ boy, y’all.

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Jenelle Evans Responds After Fans Are SHOCKED To See David Eason Carrying A Gun Around His Children

Doesn’t Jenelle Evans get tired of explaining away her man’s alarming behavior? The Teen Mom 2 alum’s husband David Eason has had his fair share of controversies, ranging from upsetting to actively dangerous. This time around we’d say his behavior definitely falls under both categories: during Jenelle’s Instagram Live, he was seen packing heat while […]

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