Caitlyn Jenner Is Reportedly Considering A Run For Governor Of California — Yes, Really

We honestly didn’t expect to be reporting this news right now… or ever. Former reality TV star and past Olympic hero Caitlyn Jenner is reportedly talking with political consultants as she “actively explores a run for governor of California,” according to a report first published on Tuesday afternoon by Axios. Related: Caitlyn Blames Trans Community For Her Being ‘Too […]

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March 4: QAnon Prepares For Trump Return to Power, U.S. House Cancels Session Amid Credible Threats

On January 6, a day that will live in infamy, violent forces loyal to Donald Trump stormed Capitol Hill.

The deadly insurrection was a watershed moment for the United States … and it could happen again.

The House has canceled its day session for Thursday, March 4 as police warn of a new plot.

Why March 4?

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Conspiracy theorists of a QAnon offshoot believe that this particular date is when Trump can return to power.

The coup attempt on January 6 failed, thanks to the quick action of heroes and the general disorganization of the insurgents.

But, at the time, people warned that without real, serious consequences for all involved, it was just a practice run.

March 4 is the date that some of his most obsessed, paranoid fanatics believe that he can return to power — and they want to make it happen.

“We have obtained intelligence that shows a possible plot to breach the Capitol,” Capitol Police announced in a grim statement.

The statement said that this possible breach was to be made “by an identified militia group on Thursday, March 4.”

The force affirmed: “We are taking the intelligence seriously.”

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The perimeter of the Capitol rotunda has been ringed with new fencing, all topped with razor wire.

That should serve much better than the bike racks that were turned against police on January 6.

Capitol Police report that they are reaching out to local, state, and federal law enforcement agencies for further preparation.

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The FBI has additionally issued an intelligence bulletin, warning about “extremists discussing March 4 and March 6.”

Threats against lawmakers are said to be “through the roof” among these groups.

They are said to be particularly angry at those legislators who opposed or voted to impeach disgraced former president Donald Trump.

Capitol Police received intelligence of at least one militia group hatching this plot — just two months after the last attack.

With this in mind, House leaders on Wednesday abruptly shuffled voting plans, allowing lawmakers to leave town before Thursday.

On January 6, some lawmakers were seconds away from direct run-ins with the violent mob. They are taking no chances this time.

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“Our leader will return to power on the appointed day and destroy his enemies” sounds like the belief of cultists in a sword-and-sorcery movie from the ’80s.

However, this is a sincerely held belief by an alarming number of QAnon supporters, particularly those of an offshoot.

And why March 4? It’s complicated … but basically, it was the original inauguration date that was established in the Constitution.

To start with the basics, QAnon is a fringe group of people with extreme beliefs that are not rooted in reality.

Generally speaking, they believe in massive conspiracies involving the ultra-wealthy, tech companies, Democrats, and celebrities.

The theory tends to focus upon child-exploitation, though the details can vary widely among believers.

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To prominent Q-believers like Liz Crokin, this “cabal” of elites employs sorcery, worships demons, and extracts drugs from tortured children.

Some believe in a sort of science fiction version of things, featuring aliens.

And to others, the whole “Q” thing is just a political spy thriller without any sorcery, demons, or trans-dimensional beings.

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At its root are anonymous messages by someone claiming to have “Q-level” security clearance.

All of the versions of the conspiracy theory, from adrenochrome-huffing Tom Hanks to Chrissy Teigen in illuminati rituals, are absurd.

But that doesn’t stop people from believing them … and their beliefs have driven them to dangerous, violent actions.

Now, clearly, this is going to sound unhinged, but a QAnon offshoot believes that March 4 is the day that Trump returns to office.

This belief stems from extremists like those in the sovereign citizen movement.

Many of whom believe that the United States government has been illegitimate since 1871.

The 20th Amendment of the US Constitution moved inauguration day from March to February.

It was adopted in 1933 — and thus, after 1871 when those with these fringe beliefs believed that the US government ceased to be valid.

As such, they have decided to imagine that Trump will have his big comeback on that day … and some may use deadly force to make it happen.

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Does it make sense? No! And it doesn’t have to.

At its core, QAnon beliefs are largely rooted in insecurity, fear, and a desire to make sense out of the world.

Someone who voted for Trump was free to imagine that he was doing secret good things instead of, you know, golfing and blundering.

Obviously, there’s more to Q beliefs than that, from weird numeralogy stuff to the human instinct to impose order upon to the world to a heavy dose of antisemitism.

But it remains unclear who specifically is planning an attack, as law enforcement has released few details.

People planned the January 6 attack very openly, broadcasting it and their attendance on social media. Perhaps they’ve been more circumspect this time.

Some officials have characterized the threats for March 4 and March 6 as “aspirational” rather than concrete, doable plans.

Meanwhile, some QAnon followers believe that chatter about a March 4 attack is a “deep state” plot to catch adherents.

Despite numerous high-profile, easily recognizable QAnon believers being involved in the January 6 insurrection, some have said the same about that event.

We of course hope that the measures in place this week will be more than enough to discourage anyone from taking any criminal or dangerous actions.

The January 6 attack was only as successful as it was because security was deliberately made lax by Trump and those loyal to him.

We do not ever again wish to see any violence or attacks on our government at the Capitol — not even if things would go very differently for attackers this time around.

Trump Acquitted In Senate Hearing — Right After His Former Lawyer Earns Laughs For Pronunciation Of PHILLY-ADELPHIA!

RAAAARGH!!! The verdict is in. The U.S. Senate has voted — for the second time — to acquit Donald Trump from impeachment. Seriously?! On February 13, senators submitted their vote, and the results came back as the following: 57 people stood for guilty, 43 for not guilty. The unfortunate reality is that this does not […]

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Madonna & Johnny Depp Cited In Bats**t Trump Impeachment Defense

Well, that was completely grotesque but mercifully short. (Insert your own Stormy Daniels joke here.) After a week of evidence given by the managers of Donald Trump‘s second impeachment, explaining the months of lies and rhetoric and eventually planning that ultimately incited his followers to storm the Capitol Building on January 6, the defense presented their side […]

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Stormy Daniels Opens Up About Donald Trump Affair: ‘The Worst 90 Seconds Of My Life’

These are some strange times we are living in, as we never thought we would see this unlikely encounter, yet here we are! On Monday, Stormy Daniels went into graphic detail about her alleged affair with Donald Trump, and she did so with the one and only Michael Cohen. W0w. It looks like the former […]

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Billie Eilish Thought A Box Of Froot Loops Cost $35!

We love how open and honest Billie Eilish has been throughout her brief, impressive career. But usually her admissions aren’t quite this embarrassing. During a new Vanity Fair interview released on Monday, the Bad Guy singer — who has gone triple platinum, topped a billion YouTube views, and earned an estimated net worth north of $20 million in […]

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Texas Man Arrested For ‘Hunting Season’ Plot To Assassinate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez During US Capitol Riots

One of the men who stormed the U.S. Capitol Building in the Washington, D.C.-based MAGA riot that took place earlier this month had apparently been making plans to try to assassinate Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. According to the Department of Justice, and reported on Saturday by TMZ among others, the New York Congresswoman was apparently being specifically targeted by […]

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Claudia Conway Threatens Mom Kellyanne With ‘Hours & Hours’ Of Alleged Abuse Footage!

Claudia Conway has even more to tell you about her mother! The teenage daughter of Kellyanne Conway took to TikTok on Wednesday to reveal she has “hours and hours” of footage that she believes will prove the former Donald Trump adviser is abusive toward her. The 16-year-old’s latest revelation was a response to the chaos […]

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30 Rock Star Jane Krakowski Had An Affair With The MyPillow Guy?!?

Say it ain’t so, Jenna! In what seems like a storyline straight out of 30 Rock — where her character Jenna Maroney would make cartoonishly terrible decisions — Jane Krakowski reportedly had a romantic dalliance with one of the most revolting characters of 2020. If you even know who Mike Lindell is, you most likely know him […]

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Sorry, Trump Had A BUTTON In The Oval Office That Summoned A Butler With Diet Coke?!

Well, we guess we missed this little tidbit amid the many, many personal and political scandals of Donald Trump. The former (YAY!!!) president apparently had a “Diet Coke button” on his desk in the Oval Office — a button whose sole purpose was to summon a butler to bring him a glass of Diet Coke “on […]

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