Farrah Abraham & Amber Portwood Bond Over Boob Selfies, Being the Greatest Moms

Even though Amber Portwood was arrested for domestic violence charges last month, she still enjoys a wealth of support, especially from her current and former Teen Mom Og co-stars.

It’s more than a little weird, as Amber stands accused of attacking Andrew Glennon with a machete while he was holding the her 1-year-old son, but hey — pretty much everything about the Teen Mom universe is weird as hell at this point.

In fact, we reached the point where we thought nothing about this cast could surprise us.

Until we learned that Amber and Farrah Abraham have become breast-baring besties.

You can’t make this stuff up, folks.

Take a look:

1. The Throwdown

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It wasn’t all that long ago that Amber and Farrah nearly came to blows while shooting a Teen Mom OG reunion special.

2. Settling Their Differences

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But perhaps it should come as no surprise that Amber and Farrah have been able to find common ground. After all, they have an awful lot in common beyond the fact that they were both OG teen moms on Teen Mom OG.

3. In the Same League

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Both are thought to be the very worst moms to be featured on Teen Mom OG, and many believe they’re up there with Jenelle Evans in terms of the worst moms of the entire franchise.

4. Somehow …

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Of course, Farrah has never lost custody of her kid, so we guess Amber just took the lead in that competition.

5. Hard Times

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Yes, as you may have heard, Amber has lost custody of baby James following her attack on Andrew.

6. Sad Stuff

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In fact, a judge has ordered her to keep her distance from Andrew, and she’s only allowed to see James during supervised visits.

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Farrah Abraham Supports Amber Portwood: You’re Just as Good a Mom as I Am!

Last month, Amber Portwood was arrested for domestic violence after allegedly attacking Andrew Glennon while he held their son.

Now, she’s getting support from a former castmate — and quite possibly the last person you’d expect.

Farrah Abraham is cheering on Amber, telling her that she knows that she can make it as a single mom.

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“I mean, I wish her all the best,” Farrah expresses in her interview with HollywoodLife.

She continues: “It’s really sad that … I think it’s just like everyone is saying. She has to focus on her health and her well-being.”

“I know it hurts, as a mom, to have your kids taken away,” Farrah adds.

“I know it hurts to sometimes make wrong choices and get off the beaten path that she wants to be on,” she notes.

“And the more that we all talk about that, that she talks about that, that’s awesome,” Farrah raves.

“For Amber,” Farrah says. “My message would be, ‘I wish you all the best and I know how that feels, and I understand.’”

“I’m empathetic to what she’s going through,” the reality villain affirms.

“But I really really hope that she can be alone, go solo, be a solo girl,” Farrah expresses.

“And,” she continues. “Be that strong independent fierce woman that I know is inside of her.”

Farrah notes that Amber is a person who is strong “and who can easily have two kids on her own.”

Now, Farrah is the first to admit that she is out of the loop and has been since she left Teen Mom OG in a huff.

“They’ve definitely probably splitted ways after that,” Farrah muses.

“I can only imagine,” she says with sympathy.

“This is her second go round of her losing custody of a child,” Farrah notes.

“And,” she concludes. “I’m sure that’s not taken lightly.”

A little piece of advice for everyone? Firework displays just aren’t that important. They’re noisy pollution sources.

But reports say that it was over a missed firework show that Amber lost her temper and allegedly attacked Andrew.

With a shoe, she allegedly pummeled him while he held their child, and even demanded that he set down James.

She also allegedly hacked at a door with a machete — an image from everyone’s nightmares — in her fury.

We are so glad that Andrew escaped with minimal injuries and that 1-year-old James was physically unharmed.

Despite what sounds like a one-sided incident, Farrah is not the first Teen Mom star (past or present) to sympathize with Amber.

Catelynn Lowell voiced her support for Amber with a message that could only be interpreted as “believe attackers!”

She and Maci Bookout both showed up in court in to root for Team Amber.

It may be that they’re simply siding with their friend out of habit.

Others have suggested that perhaps Amber’s mental health made her actions in July fully outside of her control.

Perhaps the court and a series of expert witnesses will decide that.

This is not Amber’s first arrest for domestic violence.

Famously, years ago, she attacked baby daddy Gary Shirley. The violence was caught on camera.

Amber managed to strike a deal that would have avoided prison time, but ended up behind bars anyway.

Most had hoped that she had learned her lesson and gotten the help that she needed.

No one ever has the right to strike or otherwise attack a member of their family. Yes, even if they’re mad about fireworks.

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Farrah Abraham Looks All Kinds of Effed Up in Disturbing New Video

When it comes to Farrah Abraham, it takes a lot to shock us at this point.

This is a woman, remember, who is no longer a Teen Mom cast member because she got heavily involved in the world of amateur adult entertainment on the Internet.

She also once threatened to murder a reporter.

And yet… Abraham has managed to pull off the impossible.

A new YouTube video released by the reality star has sparked fresh plastic surgery chatter among viewers, as well as questions about the D-Lister’s mental state in general.

In what way, shape and form?

Scroll down to find out.

1. YIKES, Farrah

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“CONFESSIONALS ARE BACK! WATCH EP.1 link in bio! Fake marriages, sag aftra, ummm real real you FARR-IBERS!,” wrote Farrah as a link on Instagram, sending followers to a video in which she looks like, well… this.

2. We Mean, Just Look at Her

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We really do hate to comment on someone’s appearance, but it’s sort of hard not to be taken aback by her face here, right?

3. There’s a History of Plastic Surgery Here

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“I’ve hated my nose since I was 13,” Farrah told In Touch Weekly in 2012, conforming her nose job and adding that she had a breast augmentation in 2010. It cost $16,000.

4. I’m All Done Going Under the Knife!

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Years later, during an appearance on the Allegedly podcast, Abraham said she had to cut back on plastic surgery. “I took a chin implant out. I’ve dialed down on the injections because I thought they were too much,” she said back then. “There was a lot of stuff. Plastic surgery turns out to be more than you bargained for. I can say that for sure. I kind of just let it all go.”

5. On Second Thought…

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“I regret not getting more,” she said years later. “I think it’s good. I always say it’s better to prevent when you’re younger than when you’re older and you’ve let yourself go. It’s more money and you change your look more. I just want to seem youthful and plump and be happy. I don’t want to ever look like I have bags because I do stay up late, and I do work a lot.”

6. What Does She Actually Say in This Video?

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“I have no hate for anyone, but this is a confessional… people think I’m fake, but I’ve been the realest person,” Farrah claims early on, explaining that this is why she had to step away from MTV for a little bit.

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Farrah Abraham Shows Off New Face: Is She Having a Breakdown?!

So Farrah Abraham seems to be in kind of a weird place right now.

And yeah, you could probably make the argument that her entire life has been lived in that weird place, and you wouldn’t necessarily be wrong.

The girl is wacky, and she’s been wacky since the day we met her on 16 and Pregnant.

But still, there’s a little something different going on these days.

Like, reports have been going strong for months that she’s working as a prostitute, and just this week, we learned that she’s been avoiding making a home somewhere for herself and Sophia to avoid being served for that lawsuit.

Which lawsuit? Good question.

The one where she’s being sued for over $100,000 for breaking the lease and failing to pay rent for those businesses she opened a few years ago in Austin.

Yep, for the better part of this year, she’s been flitting around the world, allegedly escorting wealthy gentlemen and generally just being the worst.

Something else she’s been doing, as evidenced by this video we’re going to be talking about today?

Just so, so much plastic surgery.

Farrah is no stranger to changing her appearance, of course, but in this new video she shared on her YouTube channel, she does look very different.

Her face shape is just not the same as it was even just last month — it’s actually pretty dramatic.

The video itself is just as dumb as you’d imagine it would be, and she barely makes sense.

She keeps saying that it’s a confessional, but really the only thing she confesses is how awesome she thinks she is.

She does mention that she’s in a good place with MTV right now, and they’ve been having meetings and traveling together.

We’re not sure how much of that is true and how much is just her letting words fall out of her mouth as they pop in her brain, but that’s what she’s saying.

From there, she discusses being on magazine covers, primarily tabloids, and mentions that maybe now, in this new phase of her life, she’ll do a feature on Harper’s Bazaar or Elle or Cosmopolitan instead.

Next, she says that she’s sick of popular TikTok users having fake relationships and marriages.

This whole thing really is just a dark look into how her mind works, and we don’t care for it one bit.

Let’s see, later she graciously says “you’re welcome” to her former Teen Mom costars for allowing them to share in her money and fame.

She also tells us all that she wants to be on a scripted show now, one where “the talent” is protected like they weren’t on Teen Mom.

We can’t really fault her for that statement, because MTV did almost let Amber Portwood maul her that one time.

But then she goes off on the haters who are so jealous of her and her talents, and just for fun, she throws in a “Make America great again.”

It’s so hard to watch, and her latest surgery or fillers or whatever this madness is doesn’t help.

Check it all out for yourself in the video below:

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Teen Mom: The Definitive, Tragically Trashy Tattoo Guide! [UPDATED]

If you’re a fan of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2, then you know that many of the people on the MTV reality shows have tattoos.

You also know that a lot of the tattoos …

… well, they aren’t that great.

Some are poorly done, some are  kind of strange, and some are nightmarish and horrifying and just so completely, unbelievably bad.

So steady yourself, perhaps grab some smelling salts and some pearls to clutch, and let’s rank all the Teen Mom ink we can get our eyes on!

1. Amber’s Tattoo of Leah

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Here, let’s just start with the worst of the worst, all right? This is Amber Portwood’s portrait of her daughter, Leah. It’s right on her stomach, it also features a gigantic rose, and it’s not finished. Will she ever get it finished? It’s hard to say. We will ever be able to get this haunting image out of our heads? Unlikely.

2. Choices

Since we’re already talking about Amber’s tattoos, she also got this matching tattoo with Matt Baier, back when they first started dating. It reads “vero amore,” which is supposed to be Italian for “true love.” So that’s embarrassing.

3. Speaking of Embarrassing …

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Matt also has this huge tattoo of Amber’s name right on his forearm. Just right there on his arm where he has to look at it all day, every day.

4. Ugh

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Matt actually has several tattoos, many of which you can see on his nude book cover. We won’t waste more time on him here, so if you feel the need to look more closely at his naked greasy bod here, then you have our blessing. However, we will say that on his other arm, he has a couple of Chinese characters that he says mean “clean and sober,” but that Teen Mom detectives have actually determined mean “Lisa.”

5. Why Though?

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As hard as it may be to believe, Matt isn’t the only guy to get Amber Portwood’s name tattooed on his body — Gary Shirley made the exact same mistake. Thankfully he was smart enough (???) to get the tattoo on his shoulder instead of on his forearm though, and he’s since covered up.

6. It’s Gary Time

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Gary also has a … what is that, a sun? A blob with tentacles? Whatever it is, he’s also got some tattoo right in the middle of his chest, peeking out through all his body hair.

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Farrah Abraham: Donald Trump Rules! Democrats Drool!

Farrah Abraham has never been one to hold back her feelings.

This is true whether the former MTV personality is discussing members of the Teen Mom cast, her thoughts on parenting… or the polarizing President of the United States.

Yes, folks, Farrah has a lot to say about Donald Trump.

She’s talked about him in the past and she just did so again on social media after the Commander-in-Chief made comments following the Congresstional testimony of Robert Mueller.

What did Farrah say? How does she feel about Mr. Trump?

The answers may, or may not, surprise you. Scroll down for more…

1. Abraham Was Fired from Teen Mom for Doing Amateur Porn

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Trump, however, earned his current job partly because people out there admire him for having done some porn stars. So they, kind of have something in common? And also kind of do not.

2. But, Seriously, Folks…

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Farrah has always been a huge fan of President Trump. Shocking, right?

3. Remember Her Message During the 2016 Election?

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During the height of Trump’s campaign against Hillary Clinton, Farrah took to Instagram to officially back the current president, writing: “#TeenMomOG @F1abraham endorses @realDonaldTrump, proclaims ‘Grab life by the p–y, b–! #ShesNotWithHer.”

4. Trump Then Got Elected in November of 2016

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Just in case you forgot.

5. And Farrah was Psyched

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In January of 2017, Abraham praised the “#HistoricMoment” of Trump’s Inauguration, writing: “Congratulations President @realDonaldTrump #TrumpTrain #YoureHired #USA #GreatAgain.”

6. Even More Praise

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Speaking to WEtv.com in April of that same year, Farrah once again gushed over the president. “I’m so happy he’s our President!” she told the outlet. “And you know what? My businesses are booming even better so because of him. So thank you President Donald Trump.”

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Vivica A. Fox: Farrah Abraham Tried to Fight Me! I Would Whup Her Ass!

Vivica A. Fox is opening up for the first time about a memorable encounter with Farrah Abraham.

It seems the actress and the reality star very nearly came to blows after Farrah’s appearance on Fox’s short-lived talk show Face the Truth.

As you may recall, Farrah submitted to a drug test during her appearance on the show, and … we think it’s safe to say she didn’t receive the results she had hoped for.

Farrah tested positive for barbiturates, and it’s anyone’s guess as to how that’s possible.

We were pretty sure they stopped giving those things out around the time Elvis croaked in that gas station bathroom.

Anyway, Farrah claimed the test was fake, and apparently, she absolutely lost her sh-t backstage and accused Fox of setting her up.

“Farrah, Farrah, Farrah,” Fox said in response to a caller’s question on last night’s Watch What Happens Live.

“She was in huge denial to be very honest with you, she was pissed at us. And she thought that we had tainted her drug test,” the actress continued.

“I was like, ‘Yeah so someone else went and peed in your cup and we just brought it out here.’ And so, it was sad.”

Meddling with drug tests isn’t the sort of activity talk show hosts usually engage in, so Vivica was understandably peeved at the accusation.

But as usual, no one was more pissed off than Farrah, who apparently got so pissed she attempted to get physical with Farrah.

“And then she said she wanted to fight me so I was like, ‘You know I trained for Kill Bill  right?'” Fox continued.

“[Abraham] tried to knock out a water bottle and her thumb was out with the punch. So bad.”

We’re 100 percent Team Vivica on this one, but is she aware that Kill Bill came out 16 years ago, and she gets her ass handed to her in her only fight scene?

Again, Farrah is wholly ridiculous, but so is that thing where actors think they’re badasses simply because they once played a badass.

Just sayin’.

To her credit, Fox ended things on a positive note, saying:

“But you know I pray for Farrah and I hope she gets better especially because she’s got a young daughter.”

We all hope that — but there’s really no point in wishing Farrah well.

Like a toddler, once she decides she hates you, she’s remarkably good at sticking to her guns.

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Farrah Abraham Threatens to MURDER Reporter Who Called Her a Prostitute!

It’s a strange time to be a journalist in America.

Our fragmented culture coupled with the rise of “fake news” allegations from prominent public figures has led to a widespread wariness of the press and a tendency to seek information from increasingly segregated and impenetrable social media bubbles.

But it’s not just the tiny Twitter fingers of our commander-in-chief that have vigilant reporters running scared.

They also have to worry about threats and calls to violence from far less powerful reality stars.

We’re talking about folks like Farrah Abraham, who threatened to straight-up murder a reporter this week after he leveled a very credible accusation that Farrah is working as a prostitute. 

There’s no shame in sex work, folks!

But there is shame in threatening to kill someone because you don’t like what they said on the internet.

Check it out:

1. Farrah on the Spot

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Ever since she was fired from Teen Mom OG back in December of 2017, there have been many rumors about how Ms. Abraham is managing to support herself. One of the most persistent is that she’s working as a prostitute.

2. Making It Work

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Again, we’re not here to shame Farrah for her choice of profession. In fact, we applaud her for the ways in which she’s made sex work work for her in the past.

3. On Cam

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Farrah rakes in big bucks as a cam girl, even offering erotic couples counseling to those willing to shell out four figures for an hour of her services.

4. Dishonest Abraham

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But while she claims to take pride in the work she does, Farrah has come under fire for being dishonest about the nature of her career and shaming others who perform sex work.

5. Backdoor Shenanigans

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Case in point — remember Farrah’s porn? The in which she co-starred with porn star James Deen? The one that’s still sold and marketed by a porn company to this day? Yeah, she claims that was an amateur “sex tape” that leaked without her knowledge or consent.

6. Busted

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Farrah has persisted in this claim despite the fact that Deen has confirmed he was paid for his services, and Vivid Pictures even revealed the terms of her contract.

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Jenelle Evans to Farrah Abraham: Shut Up, You Prostitute!

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

This cliche rings especially true at the moment for Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham, neither of whom is a member of the Teen Mom franchise any longer…

… yet both of whom are slinging insults back and forth as if MTV cameras are rolling right along for a new season.

The crux of the latest beef?

Abraham remarking on Jenelle’s ongoing custody and parenting struggles… and Jenelle firing back in regard to the way in which Farrah now earns a paycheck.

Scroll down to see how personal things have turned once again between one ex-reality star who was fired for making porn and another who was fired for  being an awful mother:

1. Jenelle Just Got Her Kids Back

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As you likely know by now, Evans and her violent husband, David Eason, lost custody of little Ensley and Kaiser (pictured above) after the latter shot the family dog and authorities determined they were unfit parents.

2. Hooray for Me!

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Evans has been celebrating this court decision for about a week now, sharing numerous photos of herself and her children online.

3. Jenelle’s Statement:

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“I am ecstatic to regain custody of my kids back!” Evans said in a statement on July 3, adding in broken English: Throughout this long process and final decision, I am excited to be moving forward and continuing to show America I’m a good parent.”

4. Still, The Debate Rages On

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Does Evans really deserve her children? Kaiser’s dad Nathan Griffith, continues to fight for custody and many observers are debating whether or not Jenelle is a responsible mother.

5. Farrah Abraham Has Some Thoughts on This

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Shocking, right?

6. The Wrong Decision

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“I really feel like Jenelle has chosen a bad relationship over her kids, and I feel really awful for her kids for that,” Farrah told TMZ on Thursday, July 10.

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Farrah Abraham to Amber and Jenelle: Dump Your Men!

Farrah Abraham is no longer a member of the Teen Mom franchise.

The polarizing ex-reality star was fired well over a year ago due to her refusal to stop filming soft porn videos.

But this doesn’t mean Abraham doesn’t still have opinions on the Teen Mom franchise, especially when two prominent members of that franchise have recently been in the news.

Jenelle Evans just regained custody of her kids after losing them for several weeks due to the dangerous environment she’s created at home.

Amber Portwood, meanwhile, may now lose custody of her young son after getting arrested on felony assault charges.

Where does Abraham stand on these women and what has gone wrong for them?

The disgraced star was asked this question by TMZ and was very happy to provide a few answers…

1. Farrah’s Got Takes!

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Abraham has never met a camera she didn’t want to speak to. In this case, she was approached on the street by TMZ, with daughter Sophia by her side.

2. What is a Hatchet?!?

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The interview started with Farrah being told Amber attacked boyfriend Andrew Glennon with a “hatchet.” It was allegedly a machete, actually, but we had to mention this because Abraham replied: “What’s a hatchet?”

3. Let’s Get to the Heart of These Issues, However

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What does Farrah think of Amber’s arrest? Of her reported assault against Glennon, while he was cradling the couple’s one-year old son?

4. Abraham Was Not Shocked

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“I am not trying to be mean, but I pretty much saw it coming, because Amber doesn’t have custody of [10-year-old daughter Leah],” she said, citing one of Portwood’s previous arrests, in 2010, during which she was convicted of domestic battery towards Leah’s father, Gary Shirley.

5. Trying, Yet Failinh

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“I’m pretty sure even though she’s trying her hardest to be a great mom and have new opportunities to being a mom, she probably lost custody of her new child,” Abraham added. “She’s just not good in relationships, and still being on Teen Mom hasn’t made her tougher or maybe learn her lesson.”

6. No Sympathy. At All.

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What about Amber having been diagnosed as bipolar? Doesn’t that matter here? It’s no excuse, Farrah says. “Amber has always sought help, and how much help do you need?” she asked TMZ.

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