Farrah Abraham Poses Nude, Gets Ripped Apart for Photoshop Fail!

Farrah Abraham is completely comfortable being naked.

We know this because she’s naked a lot, and she enjoys showing off her body.

That’s fine and dandy — good for her, right?

The issue usually comes in in some different way, and we all know that when it comes to this girl, there’s always an issue.

This time, the problem lies in her really, sincerely terrible Photoshopping.

1. Our Girl Farrah

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So Farrah tries, all right? She tries hard.

2. Yay?

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What exactly is she trying to do?

3. Um

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It’s hard to say.

4. It’s the Truth

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But whether you love her or hate her, there’s no denying that she hustles.

5. Well …

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And sure, a lot of times it doesn’t turn out great for her.

6. The Bright Side

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But she’s doing her best with what she’s got, and that’s … well, that’s something.

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Kourtney Kardashian Snaps Another Nude Pic As Farrah Abraham Gets BLASTED For Copying The Last One!

Kourtney Kardashian is clearly feelin’ herself! Just days after she first went fully nude on Instagram (with, um, a strategically placed laptop covering the goodies) to promote her new lifestyle brand Poosh, the hot mom of three is back for more — and we’re loving the super-sexy looks she’s throwing our way!!! […]

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Farrah Abraham Talks Adoption, Probation & "Eating People’s Sh-t"

Admit it … you’ve missed Farrah Abraham’s presence on Teen Mom OG

Sure, she was obnoxious, and entitled, and emotionally abusive to the people closest to her, but Farrah delivered the goods in terms of drama.

Fortunately for us, she remains as crazy as ever.

Even more fortunately, due to her persistent thirst for attention, it’s easy to keep track of her shenanigans through podcasts and social media.

And folks, the Backdoor Teen Mom is still tossing nonsensical word salads like it’s her job – which we guess it sort of is these days.

Check it out:

1. Guess Who’s Back

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Farrah never really went away, but in recent weeks, she’s been “back” in a big way.

2. Queen of the Court

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Part of the reason for her re-emergence is that Farrah is involved in multiple court battles at the moment.

3. The Fighter

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Interestingly, Farrah is simultaneously in trouble for both getting into a fight and for backing out of a fight.

4. Backdoor Brawler

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Farrah first ran afoul of the law when she attacked an employee at the Beverly Hills Hotel over the summer. Turns out you can’t just assault people! Who knew?!

5. The No-Show

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After that, Farrah arranged to score a big payday by agreeing to a celebrity boxing match.

6. Actual Risk? No, Thanks!

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Naturally, she backed out after realizing there was a good chance she would be repeatedly punched in the face.

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Farrah Abraham Accused of Animal Cruelty, Bestiality After Sharing Troubling Photo

Look, we all know that Farrah Abraham isn’t the most likable person.

And we also all know that that’s 100% her fault.

She’s rude, aggressive, dumb, and just all sorts of bad things.

But every once in a while, she does something that still manages to shock us, even after all these years.

This is one of those times.

1. What’s Up, Girl?

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Farrah Abraham has been done with Teen Mom OG for over a year now … so what has she been doing to fill her days?

2. IDK

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Honestly, we’re not really sure.

3. Career Moves

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She had that little stint on Ex on the Beach, another MTV reality show, we know that.

4. Uh …

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She also tried charging people an outrageous amount for therapy on a cam girl site, because that makes sense.

5. Hmmm

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But other than that, she hasn’t really been doing much that we can tell.

6. ALL the Vacations

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Well, besides going on vacations at various resorts all over the world with Sophia, who she’s supposed to be homeschooling.

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Farrah Abraham Got a Job as a Book Critic For a Porn Mag: Read Her Hilarious First Review!

Perhaps you sometimes find yourself wondering what Farrah Abraham is up to in the months since she was fired from Teen Mom OG.

But probably not, as Farrah still makes tabloid headlines about once a week, usually for punching someone, getting sued, or getting sued for punching someone.

Of course, that still leaves the question of how Farrah is supporting herself these days.

She has numerous business ventures, but those are failing fast.

Farrah has already closed her two clothing stores in Austin, Texas this year.

Fortunately, she landed on her feet with a new gig that’s at once hilariously appropriate and the thing that Farrah is least qualified for out of every job in the world.

Take a look:

1. The Book of Abraham

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With all her many side gigs, you may have forgotten that Farrah once considered herself an author.

2. Yes, Really

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Obviously, this is hilarious, as Farrah is barely able to string two sentences together.

3. Salad Tosser

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Her social media followers regularly describe Farrah’s nonsensical way of speaking as “word salad,” and it’s often impossible to understand what the hell Ms. Abraham is trying to say.

4. The Endtimes Are Here

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Which is why it’s interesting — and possibly a sign of the Apocalypse — that Farrah has been hired by Penthouse to work as the magazine’s book critic.

5. To Be Fair …

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It may be hard to believe that Farrah has even read a book, but in fact, she’s “written” four.

6. They Get It

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And it seems the folks at Penthouse have a thorough understanding of how hilarious the situation is. How do we know?

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Farrah Abraham Loses in Court AGAIN: Is She Going Bankrupt?!

Farrah Abraham is having some serious financial problems right now.

Well, like, we don’t know that for a fact or anything, but we also don’t see any way she could be doing well at the moment.

It seems like every single time we hear about this girl, it’s because she’s losing money in some way.

And this week, she’s taken another huge hit …

1. What a Ride

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So Farrah had a great deal of money, right? At one point, she definitely was well off.

2. The Good Old Days

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After all, she was on Teen Mom OG for several years, and in those later years, she was earning hundreds of thousands of dollars every season.

3. Who Could Forget?!

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And then during the hiatus a few years back, she got into the adult industry in a big way by releasing a sex tape. She also made some sex toys, and she worked as a stripper some, too.

4. Putting That Personality to Good Use

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After that, she was easily the most famous Teen Mom — even the people who never watched the show were keeping up with her because she’s always been just so darn wacky.

5. Working Hard

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And that’s why she’s always been able to get so much additional work. She’s had stints on other reality shows like Marriage Boot Camp and Couples Therapy and Ex on the Beach and Big Brother, to name a few.

6. What a Career

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If she was smart, she could have used her terrible personality in her favor to set her and Sophia up for life.

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Farrah Abraham Loses in Court AGAIN: Is She Going Bankrupt?!

Farrah Abraham is having some serious financial problems right now.

Well, like, we don’t know that for a fact or anything, but we also don’t see any way she could be doing well at the moment.

It seems like every single time we hear about this girl, it’s because she’s losing money in some way.

And this week, she’s taken another huge hit …

1. What a Ride

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So Farrah had a great deal of money, right? At one point, she definitely was well off.

2. The Good Old Days

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After all, she was on Teen Mom OG for several years, and in those later years, she was earning hundreds of thousands of dollars every season.

3. Who Could Forget?!

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And then during the hiatus a few years back, she got into the adult industry in a big way by releasing a sex tape. She also made some sex toys, and she worked as a stripper some, too.

4. Putting That Personality to Good Use

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After that, she was easily the most famous Teen Mom — even the people who never watched the show were keeping up with her because she’s always been just so darn wacky.

5. Working Hard

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And that’s why she’s always been able to get so much additional work. She’s had stints on other reality shows like Marriage Boot Camp and Couples Therapy and Ex on the Beach and Big Brother, to name a few.

6. What a Career

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If she was smart, she could have used her terrible personality in her favor to set her and Sophia up for life.

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Farrah Abraham Gets Called Out By Sophia: You Lie on Social Media!

It’s a sad day for one of reality TV’s looniest stars, who’s being called out as a liar by the very person they raised from nothing.

But enough about Michael Cohen’s testimony, we’re here to talk about Farrah Abraham!

Farrah’s daughter Sophia turned 10 this week, and it seems her double-digit years are off to a rocky start.

Basically, she’s now surpassed Farrah in terms of intellect and maturity, and it’s putting a major strain on their relationship.

Fortunately, we all get to watch as Farrah’s formerly loyal mini-me rebels against her for our amusement.

Take a look:

1. Happier Days

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There was a time when Farrah and Sophia were inseparable. The elder Abraham was known to drag Sophia to red carpet events like her favorite accessory.

2. The Rift

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Unfortunately for Farrah, it seems that those days are long gone, as Sophia is apparently determined to distance herself from her mother’s BS.

3. Done With the Drama

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It seems that not a week goes by without Sophia getting wrapped up in one of Farrah’s dumb controversies or publicity stunts.

4. Varying Degrees of Awfulness

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Some of these scandals are truly horrendous, such as the time Farrah encouraged Sophia to lie to her best friend and tell the girl her dog had died as a “prank.”

5. Still Pretty Lame

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Others are less serious but still embarrassing, such as the recent controversy that ensued when Farrah tried to win her daughter over with a huge stack of cash from “the Tooth Fairy.”

6. Somewhere In-Between

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Sophia’s latest controversy falls at about the middle of the spectrum. In other words, it’s more amusing than appalling.

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Farrah Abraham Shuts Down Clothing Boutique: Is She Going Broke?

It’s been over a year since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, and the reality star has certainly managed to stay busy during that time.

In addition to her memorable role on Ex on the Beach, Farrah continues to juggle numerous business ventures.

But is it all getting to be too much for her to handle?

Farrah’s reportedly experiencing financial troubles, as indicated by the recent closures of two of her Austin, Texas boutiques.

Now, Abraham is facing a costly lawsuit.

Naturally, she maintains that everything will pan out in her favor — but fans suspect this is the end of Farrah as we know her.

Take a look:

1. End of a Farrah?

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Is this the end of Farrah’s lucrative business empire? It’s certainly not looking good for Mrs. Abraham.

2. Hard Times

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There was a time when Farrah seemed to print money with her various business ventures. But those days are well in the past now.

3. High Hopes

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Just a few years ago, Farrah proudly opened two “hight-end boutiques” in a Texas shopping complex.

4. Closing Doors

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Now, both ventures are out of business, and it seems she took a major loss.

5. Failures For All Ages

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F&S by Farrah and Sophia Laurent Boutique, a children’s store “owned and operated” by Farrah’s daughter Sophia are both officially out of business.

6. Operating at a Loss

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And it seems the decision to close up shop came after several months in which both stores were hemorrhaging money.

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Farrah Abraham: I Am Such a Great Mother!

Farrah Abraham loves to post on social media with her daughter.

She really loves to talk about her daughter and pose her daughter in various ways and really garner as much attention as she can through her daughter.

But does she actually love her daughter?

Yes, Abraham says in a new interview with The Blast, giving herself a hearty pat on the back.

While out celebrating little Sophia’s entire birthday month (the little girl turns 10 on February 23), Abraham addressed her status as a single mother, remarked on whether this will ever change and said a lot of other stuff about parenting.

Scroll down for the highlights…

1. Farrah Was Only 17 Years Old When She Gave Birth to Sophia

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The learning curve was steep. She was young and she had plenty to learn about herself still, let alone about how to be a parent.

2. Making Matters So Much Worse?

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Sophia’s father died in a car accident not long before she was born. So awful.

3. So We Have Some Sympathy for Farrah

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But only to a point.

4. We Can’t Excuse All of Her Actions

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Like how she used to leave her daughter with her parents for months at a time, justifying her actions by saying: “It’s healthy that we have a break. She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I’m doing mine.”

5. Or How She Posed Sophia for Professional Modeling Photos

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Even if Sophia was all about this at the time, it’s a mother’s job to know what’s best and to say no to certain things.

6. Or How Sophia Takes Photos of Her Mom Naked

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Yes, the toddler snapped this picture.

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Farrah Abraham: Here’s Why She Could Be Headed to Jail

Farrah Abraham isn’t, like, a good person or anything.

It’s pretty much what she’s built her entire empire on.

Lots of girls become teen mothers, and sure, only a very small handful got their own reallity show on MTV.

But Farrah made herself memorable, even out of that small group, by being rude and obnoxious and awful.

She’s no longer on Teen Mom OG, of course, but she’s still out in the world, doing her thing and showing no emotional growth whatsoever.

And that last part, the part about no emotional growth?

That’s why she could be going to jail very, very soon.

1. LOCK HER UP

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As you may remember, Farrah got arrested last summer after causing quite the scene at a hotel in Beverly Hills.

2. Setting the Scene

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She and her daughter, Sophia, were staying at the hotel, and while Sophia was sleeping in their room upstairs, Farrah thought it would be a good idea to hang out in the lounge and cause a scene.

3. Makes Sense

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She got into an argument with other hotel guests — several witnesses said that she seemed very intoxicated — and when a security guard came to handle the situation, she assaulted him.

4. Girl, Stop

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She hit his face with her forearm, and then she grabbed his head in her hands and shook it, which, you know … you can’t do that.

5. Ugh

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And then when police responded to arrest her, because of the assault, she threw out some “go f-ck yourselves” and “don’t you know who I am?!” nonsense. And, again, you can’t do that.

6. Good Riddance

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So she spent the night in jail, and wasn’t released until the next afternoon. But that was just the beginning of this saga.

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Farrah Abraham Says She Learned Self-Love, Self-Control on Ex on the Beach

Reality TV villain Farrah Abraham brought her brand of antagonism to Ex on the Beach, where she flushed a foe’s shoes down the toilet.

But not long after she kicked a castmate in the crotch, Farrah’s reign of terror came to an end.

In her exit interview, she talks about what she’s “learned” from the experience. As usual, her word salad is quite something.

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After her castmates gave her the boot, Farrah sat down for an exit interview on Ex on the Beach.

She was asked to reflect upon what she had “learned” from the experience.

“I have learned that I don’t lie to myself,” Farray announces.

Coming from Farrah, that claim is objectively funny.

As longtime fans — well, longtime observers — know, Farrah’s capacity for self-deception is limitless.

She is always convinced that she is in the right and never in the wrong.

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Farrah shares more of what she “learned” from her stint on the show.

“I have learned that I definitely know when I’m over my exes,” Farrah says.

That dashes the hopes that anyone may have had about her reuniting with Simon Saran.

That’s probably for the best for absolutely everyone.

“And,” she says. “People need to respect that I’ve moved on.”

Only Farrah could take a question about what she’s learned and turn it into an accusation about others. Bless.

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“I definitely have learned that I stand up for and respect women who respect other women,” Farrah claims.

Farrah is known for having a short fuse and for launching into tirades — sometimes racist ones — against anyone who crosses her.

Sometimes, her fury is unleashed because of totally imagined insults.

Despite that, she makes a wild claim about her self-control.

“Controlling my anger and managing myself I have on lockdown from this experience,” Farrah asserts.

At one point, she was removed from the house by security after getting into a physical fight … and kicking the other young woman in the genitals.

Very chill of her.

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Farrah was also asked about what “difficulties” she experienced on the show.

“Trying to date,” she answers.

“I wasn’t really finding anyone I was into,” she admits.

A lot of them dodged a real bullet, then.

“So as a woman,” she continues. “it was great to be secure and self-love, being single and waiting for the right one.”

That almost makes sense.

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Not everyone on Ex on the Beach was happy to see Farrah go.

“Tonight’s elimination made me sad,” Cheyenne Parker admitted. “Farrah’s grown on me in a way that I could have never expected.”

No one could expect that. Did … did Cheyenne have some form of Stockholm Syndrome?

“I’m honestly sad that Farrah had to go,” Maya Benberry confessed. “After all, that was one girl in the house that had me and Janelle’s back.”

Chad Johnson joked about Farrah’s departure, saying: “Honestly, she’s probably learned her lesson — you can’t go kicking girls in the vagina.”

That’s an important life lesson that most people learn before adulthood.

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Farrah Abraham Finishes Community Service, Might Still Go to Jail!

Reality TV villain Farrah Abraham’s bad behavior on television has made her a wealthy, famous woman.

Her bad behavior in real life, on the other hand, nearly put her behind bars.

She’s now weaseled out of some of the trouble she was in by completing anger management. Is Farrah a better person now?

RadarOnline spoke to Los Angeles County D.A. spokesperson Ricardo Santiago.

“The restitution hearing was taken off calendar without prejudice,” Santiago shares.

“And,” he continues. “The defendant, through her attorney, submitted proof of completion of 50 hours of Community Service and Anger Management.”

The image of Farrah Abraham doing community service is admittedly very funny.

Farrah in court-ordered anger management could almost be its own TV series.

However, Farrah’s not entirely in the clear. Not yet.

“The only thing that remains,” Santiago notes. “Is the payment of fines and fees.”

Farrah, at least, can afford it.

Last year, Farrah pleaded guilty to resisting, obstructing, or delaying an officer.

As part of the deal that she had struck, her charge of battery was dismissed.

Hilariously, she was also very specifically ordered to avoid the Beverly Hills Hotel’s Polo Lounge.

It was that lounge where Farrah allegedly became violent.

Elisabeth Albanese of the Beverly Hills Police Department described the situation to RadarOnline at the time.

“Officers noted that Abraham exhibited signs of intoxication during the investigation,” Albanese shared.

To be fair, Farrah does not have to drink in order to become belligerent and for her words to make no sense.

“A male adult hotel security officer reported that he asked Abraham to leave the hotel,” Albanese explained.

This was only “after she refused to disengage from a verbal altercation with hotel guests.”

“The security officer reported that Abraham struck him in the face with her forearm, grabbed his ear, and pushed him in the face,” Albanese added.

All of this happened “as he attempted to prevent her from re-entering the hotel.” Wow.

We admit that we were mostly joking when we rhetorically asked if Farrah is now a good person.

It’s true that anger management therapy can help people to assess their own behavior and make changes.

But first of all, it doesn’t undo who you are as a person, let alone magically erase your past misdeeds.

Second of all, and more importantly, you have to actually want to change and improve yourself.

As far as Farrah is concerned, she’s always right, everyone else is merely out to get her, and she doesn’t need to change.

Why mess with “perfection,” right?

Farrah appears to have deeply rooted personality issues.

A mandatory course of anger management coupled with some community service isn’t enough to address the problem.

We can easily imagine her grumbling under her breath and putting on that angry-fake-smile when someone is looking at her.

Remember, this is a woman who went on television, was told that her test came back positive, and insisted that it must be fake.

Even when the hosts attempted to humor her by saying “well maybe it’s a false positive,” she wouldn’t let it go.

She wanted to know why the test produced a “false” positive. She was demanding that people not just humor her, but actively defend her.

So, we don’t expect Farrah so suddenly become a good or calm person.

Honestly, that would be a death sentence for her career as a reality star. Her whole brand is that she’s the worst.

However, we hope that she at least learned her lesson.

Physical violence is just … not okay.

Not okay with reality TV castmates, and not okay with security guards who are just doing their jobs.

Farrah Abraham Slash Tooth Fairy Gives Soph Fat Stack of Cash

Farrah Abraham often attracts criticism for her parenting style, and with very good reason.

In fact, what Farrah does in relation to her daughter qualifies as “parenting” only by the loosest definition of the term.

Thoroughly devoted to being the cool mom, Farrah makes Amy Poehler’s character in Mean Girls look like a paragon of selfless responsibility.

Farrah has two goals in raising her 9-year-old daughter Sophia, and neither of them has anything to do with the girl’s health, happiness, or education:

She wants Sophia to grow up to be just like her, and she wants to be her daughter’s very best friend.

And sometimes, the latter objective requires Farrah to slip Sophia a massive cash bribe.

Take a look:

1. Besties

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Sophia often travels with Farrah on work trips and joins her at age-inappropriate red carpet events.

2. Beats the Alternative?

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We guess it’s better than always leaving her kid at home when she travels … but not by much.

3. The Problem

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You see, Farrah doesn’t bring Sophia along so that the two of them can engage in some mother-daughter bonding.

4. Stage Mom

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No, her stated goal is to make Sophia internationally famous before she reaches the age of 10 — and she feels parading her on red carpets is a good way to boost the child’s visibility.

5. Two-Pronged Attack

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Of course, that’s not Farrah’s only method bolstering her daughter’s career as a professional famous person.

6. Insta Princess

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Sophia is also a staple on social media, where her age-inappropriate selfies often attract widespread criticism. Of course, Farrah is of the opinion that bad attention is better than no attention.

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Farrah Abraham: My Daughter Loves My Nude Pics!

Farrah Abraham …

Do we honestly even need to do an introduction at this point?

Farrah did something awful and inappropriate that will likely warp her poor daughter’s mind forever.

It’s hardly the first time.

Yes, it involves nude photos. Yes, for real.

Let’s just get right into the madness, all right?

1. OK …

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Before we get started, let’s just take a few deep breaths. Let’s center ourselves, get into a calm headspace, and really prepare ourselves for the horror that is another story about Farrah Abraham’s parenting.

2. We Good?

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Let’s go.

3. Real Talk

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If we’re being perfectly honest, and you know we are, Farrah has never been a great parent.

4. Fair Enough

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In the beginning, it may have been a little understandable. After all, she was still legally a child herself when she gave birth to Sophia, and the girl’s father passed away before she was even born.

5. However …

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But as time went on, she really became just an absolute train wreck.

6. Poor Kid

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When Sophia was a baby, Farrah would often leave her in places and situations where she could — and sometimes did — get hurt. On the edge of a tall bad, at the top of a staircase, in a sink during bathtime … she left her unsupervised in all those spots.

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