Farrah Abraham is Charging $10,000 for Therapy Sessions. Yes, Really.

Farrah Abraham always does wild and wacky things that don’t really make too much sense for those of us with multiple brain cells.

That’s just her, you know?

But sometimes, every once in a while, she crosses a line.

And that’s when she goes from being dumb and pitiful but still entertaining to just flat out nuts.

Lucky for you, friends, this is one of those times.

1. The Facts

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Farrah has never been that emotionally stable, right?

2. Another Fact

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But that’s not necessarily her fault.

3. Too Wild

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As we’ve seen on MTV over the years, Farrah’s family is pretty out there — and some of them are also abusive, considering the fact that her mother, Debra Danielsen, hit her twice in the early seasons of Teen Mom.

4. Bizarre

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We’ve seen how weird those relationships are, and we’ve seen Farrah cry several times over some serious abuse in her childhood that to this day, she’s never talked about.

5. Don’t Forget Sophia!

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Farrah also got pregnant at 16 and raised the kid alone since the father, her sometimes-boyfriend Derek Underwood, died in a car accident before she gave birth.

6. Yep

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What we’re saying is that this girl has been through a lot, and none of it has really set her up for success.

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Farrah Abraham: I’m Awesome and So Is Teen Pregnancy!

Farrah Abraham’s nonsensical, word-salad social media posts are already the stuff of legend.

But believe it or not, she may have just outdone herself. 

You’re probably familiar with the #10YearChallenge that encourages Facebook users to post photos of themselves ten years ago next to photos of themselves now.

Like so much of social media, the whole thing appeals to the narcissist within all of us, so it should come as no surprise that Farrah took the whole thing to the next level.

But this time, Farrah didn’t just blather on about how great she is — she also expressed some very controversial opinions about teen pregnancy.

Take a look:

1. Queen of Controversy

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Farrah is no stranger to stirring up controversy. In fact, pissing people off seems to be the reason she gets out of bed in the morning.

2. Semi-Employed

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Farrah was fired from Teen Mom: OG last year, but she’s remained a reality TV fixture thanks to her role on MTV’s Ex on the Beach.

3. Cause For Dismissal

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Farrah will tell you that she was fired due to her refusal to end her career as an adult entertainer, but really, it seems everyone she worked with was just sick of dealing with her antics.

4. Branching Out

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Of course, Farrah has launched numerous business ventures in the decade since she was first introduced to the world on 16 and Pregnant.

5. Diverse Portfolio

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Farrah has been a porn star, a Christan novelist, an erotic novelist, a sex toy orifice model, and a frozen yogurt mogul

6. Major Delusions

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Obviously, she owes her fame and resulting success to her time on Teen Mom — but don’t tell Farrah that.

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Teen Mom Mugshot Mayhem: Who’s Been Arrested?

Obviously, there are plenty of good, upstanding citizens who happen to have become mothers when they were young.

Similarly, there are even Teen Mom cast members who are terrific moms and stellar human individuals in general.

See Houska, Chelsea.

But unfortunately, the same life circumstances that cause some teens to become moms also change their lives.

In many ways, not all of them good. Maybe that is why so many Teen Mom stars have mile-long rap sheets.

This goes for the mothers, the baby daddies, and even the (grand)parents of the MTV personalities we love.

Buckle up, because looking at these criminal histories is a ride … and we’re not only talking about Jenelle.

1. Jo Rivera

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Isaac’s dad was arrested in 2011 for marijuana possession. Meanwhile, Kailyn Lowry’s brand of products is called Pothead. Times have changed in the last 8 years, huh?

2. Devoin Austin

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Nova’s dad, Briana DeJesus’ ex, has had multiple arrests, almost all of them are for or related to marijuana.

3. Some of Devoin’s arrests are for other things

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One was for breaking and entering, another was for possession of a controlled substance.

4. But mostly just for marijuana.

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A lot of his arrests are from 2013, but this mugshot comes from 2017. Pot doesn’t usually ruin lives, but arrests over it absolutely can.

5. Amber Portwood

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Amber was arrested in 2010 on multiple counts of domestic violence towards her ex, Gary Shirley.

6. She took a plea deal

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Amber got probation, which was a win for her … but it did not last.

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Farrah Abraham Body-Shamed for Being Too Thin: Is She OK?!

Remember what Farrah Abraham looked like during her television debut on 16 and Pregnant?

Hint: she looked a whole lot different, and not just because it was filmed nearly a decade ago.

Nope, Farrah has grown to be a big fan of plastic surgery and popping needles into her body for various reasons.

But she’s also gotten super, super skinny.

Like, this video is a little shocking …

1. Oh, Farrah

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Farrah gets a lot of attention for the way she looks, right?

2. Wow

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That’s because she used to look like this …

3. Dang

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… And now she looks like this.

4. SUCH a Transformation

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She’s gotten a lot of work done over the years, including a nose job and a chin implant, which she later had removed.

5. Right, Right

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She’s also gotten three boob jobs. You know, like one does.

6. Classic

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There’s no telling how many times she’s gotten lip injections.

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Farrah Abraham: Flat Broke and Facing Multiple Lawsuits?!

Last year, fans rejoiced at the news that Farrah Abraham had entered the world of celebrity boxing.

Finally, some lucky soul would get to do what millions of Teen Mom OG fans wanted to do for years.

We’re talking, of course, about punching Farrah’s lights out.

Predictably, however, when the time came to step into the ring and put her money where her mouth is, Farrah backed out.

Now, the people who lost a whole lot of money on the fight are coming to Farrah to recoup their losses.

Take a look:

 

1. The Boxer

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Farrah seemed serious about squaring off against fellow reality star Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander of Flavor of Love fame.

2. Ready to Rumble

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She posted seemingly non-stop training photos and gave the impression that this was no mere publicity stunt.

3. Unusual Attire

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Of course, looking back, it’s evident that many of her training pics and videos were more about Farrah flaunting her assets than preparing for an actual boxing match.

4. Backing Out

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In any event, when the time came to step into the ring, Farrah backed out, citing a million bogus reasons that mostly had to do with the promoter failing to meet her many diva demands.

5. Always Unreliable

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Farrah was a no-show in Atlantic City on November 10. She was replaced at the last minute by one of the stars of VH1’s Mob Wives, but the event wasn’t nearly as profitable as it was supposed to be.

6. Paying the Piper

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Now, Farrah is being sued by promoter Damon Feldman in the amount of $12,000.

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Farrah Abraham Poses Nude: Did Her Kid Take the Photo?!

Farrah Abraham is a mess in a whole, whole lot of ways.

Too many, honestly.

But as awful as she is, one thing you have to give her is that she never stops finding new and exciting ways to terrorize the world.

Is that a good thing?

Not really, but it sure is impressive!

Check out the latest horrible thing she’s done, and prepare to be shocked and amazed by just how low she’ll go to get some attention!

1. Ugh

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At this point, Farrah has sort of transcended her original Teen Mom stardom — she’s a trashy D-list (at best) celebrity that most people are at least a little familiar with.

2. Sorry

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But still, we can’t forget where she got her start.

3. So Unfortunate

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And that’s because we can’t forget that she’s a mom. That one fact just really takes how terrible she is to a whole new level, don’t you think?

4. A Disaster

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Because the fact that Farrah Abraham is solely responsible for a child’s upbringing is just too wild.

5. The Facts

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If we’re being honest, she hasn’t done too great a job at raising poor little Sophia.

6. Sorry, Girl

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Like, good parents don’t pull their children out of school to homeschool them when they can’t even manage to string a sentence together properly.

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Farrah Abraham SLAMMED By Fans For Exploiting Derek Underwood’s Death!

Long before she became the infamous Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham was simply a midwestern teenager coping with some very challenging circumstances.

It’s hard to imagine now, but there was a time when Farrah was the most sympathetic star on 16 and Pregnant, having lost her boyfriend, Derek Underwood, in a car wreck while she was pregnant with his child.

The years since have brought tremendous change to Farrah’s life, but she still took time to remember Derek on the 10th anniversary of his death last week.

Of course, Farrah being Farrah, she did so in a wildly insensitive fashion that outraged her social media followers.

Take a look:

1. Cemetery Party!

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Farrah kicked things off with an oddly festive gathering at Derek’s grave.

2. Farrah’s Gonna Farrah

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We suppose every family mourns in its own way, but the bright colors and number 10 balloons to mark Derek’s decade in the grave seem like a bit much.

3. A Grave Occasion

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Video from the gathering indicates that the whole thing seemed to have sort of an uncomfortable vibe.

4. As Expected

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Farrah caught a fair bit of flak for trotting out her daughter to exploit the tragic death of a teenager.

5. It Gets Worse

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But it wasn’t the grave party that earned Farrah the harshest criticism.

6. Yikes

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No, that honor belongs to a photo of Derek’s mangled car after the fatal accident that Abraham decided to post to her Instagram story for some reason.

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Farrah Abraham Covers Daughter in Makeup, is Just the Worst

Farrah Abraham does lots of questionable things.

That’s pretty much her claim to fame.

Sometimes the dumb things she does are funny, or at least a little amusing, but a lot of times they’re just sad.

Mostly because she’s the single parent of a nine-year-old girl, poor Sophia.

And her parenting skills?

Well, it’s just a big mess, guys, we’ll be honest.

1. The Abraham Girls

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Just to drive this home for everyone, Farrah is solely responsible for nine-year-old Sophia’s whole entire life. Just her. It’s 100% up to Farrah to raise Sophia, and to raise her to be a fully functioning adult.

2. A Tragedy

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This is, of course, because Farrah’s high school boyfriend, Derek Underwood, died in a car crash before Farrah even told him that she was pregnant with his child.

3. Trucking Along

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So for nearly a decade now, Farrah has been the sole caregiver of Sophia — well, it’s been her and her parents, who were quite a bit more involved when Sophia was younger.

4. Yikes

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Can you imagine a more nightmarish scenario? Farrah Abraham, molding a young mind all on her own?

5. Bad Choices

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She really is doing it all on her own these days, too. For a couple of years now, she’s been homeschooling her.

6. Hmm …

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And although Farrah lives her life on social media, we rarely see Sophia actually learning anything.

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Farrah Abraham Gets ANOTHER Boob Job, Flaunts Results on Snapchat

As you’re probably aware, Farrah Abraham has had a LOT of work done.

The former Teen Mom OG star is practically unrecognizable from her early days in the spotlight — and it seems she plans to continue altering her appearance.

Yes, once again, Farrah has gone under the knife … kind of.

She’s had more work done on her breasts, but fans are confused about what type of procedure she underwent.

In fact, Farrah seems a bit confused on that score herself.

Take a look:

1. Farrah Flaunts It

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Obviously, Farrah has never been shy about showing off what’s going on underneath her clothes.

2. Not Quite An Open Book

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Of course, she hasn’t always been particularly forthcoming with fans (read: she lies through her teeth whenever she has the chance).

3. To Her Credit …

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However, unlike some Teen Moms, Farrah has always been straightforward about her cosmetic procedures.

4. New Boobs

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For example, Farrah’s not shy about discussing the fact that she’s undergone breast augmentation.

5. Scar Tissue

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Ms. Abraham took to Snapchat over the weekend to show off her new and improved boobs.

6. Sponsored Content

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She started posting while she was still in the office of the Beverly Hills plastic surgeon who touched up her boobs.

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Farrah Abraham to Bristol Palin: You Can’t Handle Teen Mom!

Bristol Palin was brought on to Teen Mom OG as Farrah Abraham’s replacement.

But Abraham would like to now make one thing clear:

No one can replace her!

And everyone wants to be her!

This is basically what the occasional porn star told TMZ when asked about comments Palin recently made, sort of at Farrah’s expense.

Abraham tried really hard in the interview to rise above this simmering feud, but she simply couldn’t resist getting in a few jabs at Bristol and the other Teen Moms as well.

Scroll down to see what she had to say and then read Bristol’s comments that started it all…

1. Don’t Get Me Started!

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Asked by TMZ for her thoughts on Palin complaining that MTV was editing footage to make her look like a Farrah-like villain, Abraham tried to stay above the fray. “She doesn’t matter to me nor does Teen Mom” in general, the former star told a cameraman at the airport on Thursday, December 13.

2. Okay, Fine. Now I’m Starting…

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“The only thing MTV and Teen Moms use my name for is to get publicity for the show,” she continued, trying to emphasize that she has moved on.

3. She’s Sort of Moved On

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We mean, she’s STILL employed by MTV and is STILL a reality star. Abraham has signed on for the new season of something called Ex on the Beach.

4. As for Bristol, Though?

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“Bristol isn’t prepared to be on national television or Teen Mom or understand production. That’s why she brings my name into it,” Abraham told TMZ.

5. And Then She Got Personal:

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“I’m an amazing mother, I don’t know about her,” Farrah continued. “She makes the best choices for her life, maybe Teen Mom isn’t the best choice.”

6. That’s Actually Reasonable

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The way Palin has talked about the show and her portrayal, it sounds as if she was expecting something else entirely. Was she not prepared to have her life and her relationship dramatized by a network that specializes in doing exactly this?

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Farrah Abraham Calls Out Bristol Palin As A ‘Wimp’ And A Wannabe, Tells Her To Leave ‘Teen Mom’ For Good!

There is absolutely NO love lost between these two women… TMZ caught Farrah Abraham at LAX earlier this afternoon, and the topic of discussion quickly turned to the Teen Mom alum’s reaction to the show’s new stars… most notably, Bristol Palin and her recent comments about Farrah. Related: EVERYONE Is Shading Farrah For The […]

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