Farrah Abraham: Being a Celebrity is Just as Hard as Having Cancer!

So you know how Farrah Abraham does that thing where she writes or speaks but is completely incapable of really making any sense?

If you’re familiar with Farrah at all, then you know exactly what we’re talking about.

The girl is just not gifted in the art of communicating, not even a little bit.

But her latest little bit of word vomit?

It’s pretty intense, even for her …

1. Our Girl Farrah

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Farrah has never been great at talking, we all know this.

2. Facts

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She’s said some very, very dumb things over the years.

3. Sure

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Remember how she always used to go on about how she was the top female celebrity in the nation? She’s said that several times.

4. Right

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She’s said that the porno she released was a leaked personal sex tape, and after she was arrested last year for assaulting a hotel employee, she talked at length about how she was framed because she’s a celebrity and people want to see celebrities fail.

5. Too Much

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She’s said so many dumb things over the years that we couldn’t possibly even begin to name them all, but another issue she has with talking is the part where she actually has to string the words together.

6. Wow

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And in her latest Instagram post, both of those problems are on full display.

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Farrah Abraham to Jenelle Evans: Girl, Your Life SUCKS!

You know things have gotten bad when even Farrah Abraham is looking at you with pity in her eyes.

Granted, Farrah is delusional, and she thinks her life is awesome, so she might look down on a lot of people who are actually doing just fine.

But when Abraham offers words of sympathy and support for Jenelle Evans, they’re well-deserved.

As you’ve likely heard, Jenelle has filed for divorce from David Eason amid abuse allegations.

And now, it seems she’s found an unlikely ally in fellow disgraced Teen Mom alum Farrah.

Of course, Farrah being Farrah, she couldn’t pass up the opportunity to throw a little shade at her ex-rival when commenting on the situation this week.

Take a look:

1. Better Days

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It wasn’t all that long ago that Farrah and Jenelle were both raking in six-figure salaries thanks to their cushy gigs at MTV. Both ladies also supplemented their income with side ventures such as sponsored content partnerships.

2. Hard Times

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These days, however, both moms are out of work and increasingly desperate for cash. Farrah was the first to be let go, having been fired from the network back in December of 2017.

3. An Interesting Career Path

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MTV execs justified the decision by claiming that Farrah had violated her contract by continuing to perform in adult webcam shows. But in reality, they were probably just sick of dealing with her diva nonsense.

4. The Nugget Affair

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Jenelle was next to get canned. And her termination took place under even more bizarre circumstances. The situation involved the death of a beloved pet at the hands of Evans’ famously short-tempered husband.

5. Devastation

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David shot and killed Jenelle’s French bull dog, Nugget. The act of senseless violence led to a CPS investigation that caused her to temporarily lose custody of her children.

6. Not Great

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Jenelle helped David hide his crime from police, and she defending him in public, even claiming at one point that he was not involved with the dog’s death.

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Farrah Abraham Selfishly Uses Sophia to Lure Instagram Followers

We are all painfully aware that Farrah Abraham is the absolute worst. That has been clear for a while now.

But facing a lawsuit, no longer raking in Teen Mom money, and the questionable health of her business ventures seems to have made her desperate.

Farrah is now having Sophia do full on commercials for her, and fans are letting her have it.

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In a video that we have included for your viewing horror, Sophia is helping Farrah advertise scooters.

It’s not a proper commercial — it’s from Instagram.

What’s more is that they’re ostensibly not trying to entice viewers to buy the scooters.

Instead, they’re hosting a giveaway that reeks of desperation.

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On Farrah’s Instagram, Sophia appears as part of the “Friendsgiving” giveaway.

But while they’re planning to give away a small number of scooters — just 10 — their true purpose becomes clear.

This is a ploy to attract legions of new followers to Farrah.

To participate in the giveaway, you must be following Farrah.

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This sort of thing happens all of the time on social media.

The idea is that you will follow the account hoping to get free stuff, and by the time that the deadline rolls around, most will forget to unfollow.

Usually, the people with schemes like this are teens who received a redundant present and use the extra to get some clout.

Farrah is famous and allegedly a millionaire. Weird to see her walking in the foosteps of a teenage Tumblr user.

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The reason for Farrah’s open and embarrassing desperation is clear.

This year, in addition to having to close two of her ridiculous stores and getting sued for unpaid rent by landlords, she lost a bunch of Instagram followers.

Watching that number drop doesn’t just hurt her self esteem, it hurts her bottom line.

Farrah’s ability to do endorsement deals for cash goes down along with her follower count. She needs to drive those numbers back up.

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Obviously, Farrah got put on blast for roping her daughter into this.

“Another FAKE commercial by these 2,” a comment begins. “Poor Sophia thinks this is actual ‘work’ and y’all are getting paid.”

The comment continues: “In reality, another desperate attempt Mommy Dearest stages to hope an actual company wants to work with y’all. THIRSTY.”

“Shame on y’all,” declares another. (Honestly, I’m from the South but these are a lot of y’alls)

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Another concerned follower directed their comment at Sophia.

“I wish your mother would do right by you and not treat you like her toy doll,” the comment begins.

It continues: “She is doing you a great disservice with the makeup and not allowing you to be a kid. I worry about you.”

Keep in mind that Sophia is too young to be allowed to use social media (by the rules that websites use), and hopefully does not see comments.

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Obviously, if Farrah finds herself destitute, Sophia would get dragged down along with her — or have to live with Farrah’s awful mom.

Neither of those are ideal situations (though, let’s be real, neither is continuing to be homeschooled by Farrah, of all people).

Sophia could do real commercials. A few more takes and a little more practice and she’d be great at it!

But Farrah seems interested in using her daughter to enrich herself and increase her own social media clout. 

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Farrah Abraham: Jenelle Evans Only Left David Because She Wants Her Job Back!

Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham have more in common than they would like to admit.

They’re probably the two most controversial stars of the Teen Mom franchise (though Amber Portwood is doing her best to claim one of those spots), and both were let go by producers despite the fact that as constant sources of drama, they were consistently good for ratings.

So it stands to reason that when sh-t hits the fan in Jenelle’s life — which is an almost-daily occurrence — the media turns to Farrah and asks her opinion.

These days, Evans’ life is more tumultuous than ever, which is really saying something.

Jenelle has filed for divorce from her widely-despised husband, David Eason.

The separation comes just a few months after Evans was fired from Teen Mom 2, primarily because she helped David escape consequences after he beat, shot, and killed the family dog.

TMZ caught up with Farrah this week, and while the ex-Teen Mom OG star was surprisingly gracious in her comments regarding the Jenelle situation, shwe brought up an accusation that’s been circulating online for many weeks — that Jenelle is only pretending to leave David so that she can get her old job back.

“I think a lot of us have been saying to Jenelle that she should maybe part ways [and] get a divorce for the betterment of her kids, herself and maybe David as well,” Abraham told the outlet.

“I think women like myself and others, who just want better crews and better circumstances for our kids, we do the right things beyond just wanting to go back to television,” Farrah continued, somewhat confusingly.

“Will things change when she gets a divorce just to go back to TV? I’m just a little bit confused about her real intentions,” she went on.

“Is it for her safety, her health and everyone’s wellbeing or is it just to get back on TV?”

Farrah added that while she has her suspicions, she hopes that 

“I hope it’s not [for TV]. And I always wish all the moms the best.”

It’s a bit of a back-handed well-wish, but it’s still more maturity than we expected from Farrah.

As for whether or not Jenelle and David’s separation is bogus, we guess time will tell.

After all, the Easons lie a lot, but they’re still not very good at it.

If this is a ruse, they won’t be able to keep it up for very long.

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Farrah Abraham Is Worried Jenelle Evans Filed For Divorce Just To Get Back On MTV…

Farrah Abraham has a lot of thoughts about the recent developments in Jenelle Evans‘ life! As we’ve been reporting late this week, Evans filed for divorce from her husband of two years, David Eason, and she’s moved out of the couple’s house with her kids in search of a new beginning. The […]

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Teen Mom Stars’ Income Revealed: Who’s the Richest of ‘Em All?!

One of the cool things about being on Teen Mom is that you make a lot of money.

Like, a lot.

The moms and the original dads make hundreds of thousands of dollars per season, if you can even believe it, and they also get to travel for free if MTV is filming, which is pretty neat since we’ve been seeing a lot more vacations on the show recently.

But besides the show itself, cast members are pulling in crazy amounts of cash from all kinds of wild and crazy places.

“Like where?” you may be wondering.

Well, wonder no further …

1. Dang

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As we’ve said, the original cast members — the moms and the dads of their first children — all make the same amount, which is somewhere in the neighborhood of $350,000 to $400,000 a season. But what else does everyone do?

2. Amber Portwood

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Let’s start with reviewing Amber’s side hustles — this will be the easiest to do, because she really doesn’t have any.

3. Not Much

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She shares articles on her Instagram page, which brings in some money, and she did appear on that one season of Marriage Boot Camp a couple of years ago, so that’s something.

4. A Quick Hobby

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For a little while there, she got into flipping houses with Matt Baier, but she hasn’t done that since he’s been gone.

5. Forever Haute

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She did have that sketchy clothing company for a little while, Forever Haute, but she hasn’t talked about it in a very long time, and the brand’s Facebook page hasn’t been updated for a year and a half, so it’s probably safe to say that that’s done.

6. Well …

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Right now, she’s facing years in prison after assaulting Andrew Glennon, so she’s probably not thinking so much about her next business venture, you know?

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Teen Mom: How the Cast Members Make SO MUCH MONEY

One of the cool things about being on Teen Mom is that you make a lot of money.

Like, a lot.

The moms and the original dads make hundreds of thousands of dollars per season, if you can even believe it, and they also get to travel for free if MTV is filming, which is pretty neat since we’ve been seeing a lot more vacations on the show recently.

But besides the show itself, cast members are pulling in crazy amounts of cash from all kinds of wild and crazy places.

“Like where?” you may be wondering.

Well, wonder no further …

1. Dang

Teen mom threesome
As we’ve said, the original cast members — the moms and the dads of their first children — all make the same amount, which is somewhere in the neighborhood of $350,000 to $400,000 a season. But what else does everyone do?

2. Amber Portwood

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Let’s start with reviewing Amber’s side hustles — this will be the easiest to do, because she really doesn’t have any.

3. Not Much

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She shares articles on her Instagram page, which brings in some money, and she did appear on that one season of Marriage Boot Camp a couple of years ago, so that’s something.

4. A Quick Hobby

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For a little while there, she got into flipping houses with Matt Baier, but she hasn’t done that since he’s been gone.

5. Forever Haute

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She did have that sketchy clothing company for a little while, Forever Haute, but she hasn’t talked about it in a very long time, and the brand’s Facebook page hasn’t been updated for a year and a half, so it’s probably safe to say that that’s done.

6. Well …

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Right now, she’s facing years in prison after assaulting Andrew Glennon, so she’s probably not thinking so much about her next business venture, you know?

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Farrah Abraham Shares More Details on Prostitution: Sophia Knows?!

Farrah Abraham is … well, she’s just a lot.

And sure, they may not be very descriptive, but you know exactly what we mean.

It’s been two years since she left Teen Mom OG, and since then, things have definitely taken a turn, which is impressive since it’s not like she was the most stable human when she was still on the show.

But now that she no longer has the steady MTV gig, she’s doing all sorts of wild and crazy stuff for money.

Like this new thing where she’s pretty much just asking dudes to pay her $5,000 for an evening with her …

1. Such a History

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There have been rumors about Farrah being an escort for a good long while now — years, really.

2. A Stroll Down Memory Lane

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We’re not sure exactly when and how they started, but it probably had something to do with the career move she made in releasing a sex tape. After that, she started doing all sorts of things in the adult entertainment industry — she did some work as a stripper, released sex toys, etc.

3. Cam Girl

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For the past few years, she’s done less of that sort of stuff and focused her efforts more on being a cam girl — it’s even part of the reason why she left Teen Mom OG.

4. Makes Sense

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So really, going from all that to being an escort is a pretty natural progression, right?

5. Hmm …

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Think about it — she travels constantly, she flies first class and stays in expensive resorts all around the world, but how? She doesn’t have MTV money coming in anymore, all her businesses have failed, and she owes a few people money for a few different lawsuits. How can she afford all that she does?

6. Well …

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Prostitution, that’s how. That’s the theory, anyway.

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Farrah Abraham CAUGHT Faking Photoshoot For Instagram: The Thirst Is Real!

Farrah Abraham recently posted a video of herself and her daughter, Sophia Abraham, serving looks to photographers at what appeared to be a red carpet event.

The only problem is, fans think she faked the whole thing.

The obvious question here is — would anyone would be crazy and narcissistic enough to stage such a ridiculous stunt?

The obvious answer is — yes.

And her name is Farrah Abraham.

Folks, Farrah is thirstier than ever these days, and we’re not putting anything past her.

Check out the evidence and decide for yourself if she just got exposed as Instagram’s lamest try-hard.

1. “Famous” and Shameless

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Over the past few weeks, Farrah and Sophia have been traveling the world and working the crowd at A-list events. Or at least that’s what they want us to believe.

2. International Woman of Mystery

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Obviously, this situation raises a number of intriguing questions. How is Farrah scoring these invitations? Who’s subsidizing her jet-setting lifestyle?

3. No Beating Around the Bush

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The short answer is this: It looks as though Farrah has launched a career as a high-priced international escort.

4. Putting It Right Out There

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We’re not just throwing shade here. A quick visit to Ms. Abraham’s website will show you that anyone can purchase a “date” with the former reality star for the low, low price of $5,000 (plus travel expenses).

5. Oh, Please

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You can also pay for a business consultation session over the phone, which is somehow sadder than paying her for sex.

6. Tough Times

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Hey, no judgment here! A single mom’s gotta do what a single mom’s gotta do. Especially Farrah, whose financial situation is growing more desperate by the day.

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Farrah Abraham to Fans: I’ll Have Sex With You For Just $5,000!

It’s been almost two years since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom 2.

Many of Farrah’s harshest critics had hoped that by this point, she would be working the drive-thru window at Wendy’s and regaling her teenage co-workers with tales of her former life as a wealthy TV personality.

Alas, Sophia’s mom somehow continues to afford an opulent lifestyle.

So how does Farrah continue to travel the world in style despite the fact that she’s never performed an honest day’s work?

Well, the short answer is “sex work.”

For years, Farrah has been haunted by rumors that she’s working as a globe-trotting, top-dollar escort.

Now, she’s finally decided to address those rumors — by confirming that they’re totally true!

Yes, for the low, low price of just $5,000 (plus travel expenses) Farrah will meet you anywhere in the world, allowing you to recreate the magic of Backdoor Teen Mom in the privacy of your own home.

Take a look:

1. The Farrah System

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Farrah Abraham enjoys a life of luxury. And she thinks you could do the same — if only you would stop acting like a broke loser and try to be more like her.

2. The High Life

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In recent months, Farrah and her 10-year-old daughter Sophia have attended red carpet events in Venice, New York, and several points in between.

3. Full Disclosure

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Granted, the New York event was a launch party for Jenelle Evans’ cosmetics line, but you get the point.

4. Broke With Expensive Taste

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And how does Ms. Abraham manage such a lifestyle when she hasn’t worked full-time since 2017?

5. Still Grindin’

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Well, for a while there, she had managed to score a second gig as an MTV reality star, appearing on the trash-tastic series Ex on the Beach.

6. Cam Mom

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And then there’s the online sex work, of course. Farrah hasn’t appeared in a proper adult film since the infamous Backdoor Teen Mom, but you can still pay to watch one of her live cam performances.

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