Teen Mom Stars’ Income Revealed: Who’s the Richest of ‘Em All?!

One of the cool things about being on Teen Mom is that you make a lot of money.

Like, a lot.

The moms and the original dads make hundreds of thousands of dollars per season, if you can even believe it, and they also get to travel for free if MTV is filming, which is pretty neat since we’ve been seeing a lot more vacations on the show recently.

But besides the show itself, cast members are pulling in crazy amounts of cash from all kinds of wild and crazy places.

“Like where?” you may be wondering.

Well, wonder no further …

1. Dang

Teen mom threesome
As we’ve said, the original cast members — the moms and the dads of their first children — all make the same amount, which is somewhere in the neighborhood of $350,000 to $400,000 a season. But what else does everyone do?

2. Amber Portwood

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Let’s start with reviewing Amber’s side hustles — this will be the easiest to do, because she really doesn’t have any.

3. Not Much

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She shares articles on her Instagram page, which brings in some money, and she did appear on that one season of Marriage Boot Camp a couple of years ago, so that’s something.

4. A Quick Hobby

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For a little while there, she got into flipping houses with Matt Baier, but she hasn’t done that since he’s been gone.

5. Forever Haute

Amber portwood deals with matt baier
She did have that sketchy clothing company for a little while, Forever Haute, but she hasn’t talked about it in a very long time, and the brand’s Facebook page hasn’t been updated for a year and a half, so it’s probably safe to say that that’s done.

6. Well …

Amber portwood mugshot 2019
Right now, she’s facing years in prison after assaulting Andrew Glennon, so she’s probably not thinking so much about her next business venture, you know?

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Teen Mom: How the Cast Members Make SO MUCH MONEY

One of the cool things about being on Teen Mom is that you make a lot of money.

Like, a lot.

The moms and the original dads make hundreds of thousands of dollars per season, if you can even believe it, and they also get to travel for free if MTV is filming, which is pretty neat since we’ve been seeing a lot more vacations on the show recently.

But besides the show itself, cast members are pulling in crazy amounts of cash from all kinds of wild and crazy places.

“Like where?” you may be wondering.

Well, wonder no further …

1. Dang

Teen mom threesome
As we’ve said, the original cast members — the moms and the dads of their first children — all make the same amount, which is somewhere in the neighborhood of $350,000 to $400,000 a season. But what else does everyone do?

2. Amber Portwood

Amber portwood plastic surgery photo
Let’s start with reviewing Amber’s side hustles — this will be the easiest to do, because she really doesn’t have any.

3. Not Much

Amber portwood on the insta
She shares articles on her Instagram page, which brings in some money, and she did appear on that one season of Marriage Boot Camp a couple of years ago, so that’s something.

4. A Quick Hobby

Amber portwood cant chill
For a little while there, she got into flipping houses with Matt Baier, but she hasn’t done that since he’s been gone.

5. Forever Haute

Amber portwood deals with matt baier
She did have that sketchy clothing company for a little while, Forever Haute, but she hasn’t talked about it in a very long time, and the brand’s Facebook page hasn’t been updated for a year and a half, so it’s probably safe to say that that’s done.

6. Well …

Amber portwood mugshot 2019
Right now, she’s facing years in prison after assaulting Andrew Glennon, so she’s probably not thinking so much about her next business venture, you know?

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Teen Mom: The Most Insane Feuds of All Time, RANKED!

From on-camera brawls to social media feuds and legal threats, the cast of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 sure know how to go hard.

Engagements. Breakups. Marriages. Babies. 

Moments that made you cringe ’cause they were so painful, or smile ear-to-ear. Scenes that were fights, or made you fight back tears.

The franchise really does have it all, and as such, it’s become one of the most entertaining in the history of the reality TV genre.

Below, we look back at some of the MTV gang’s most explosive feuds, and however you might rank them, this much is undeniable:

There were no shortage of them.

NOTE: We’ve saved the craziest for last, so we suggest that you a deep breath, sit back, grab a hat and hold the f–k onto it …

35. Briana DeJesus vs. Leah Messer (and Others)

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When Briana DeJesus joined the Teen Mom 2 cast in 2017, she was not welcomed with open arms. In fact, she quickly became persona non grata at her first get-together with the cast – with one exception. Jenelle Evans, Briana said, “is the only one who was acting like her s–t ain’t stink. Plus she was the only one who wasn’t acting fake and choosing sides.” Leah Messer’s response was to “pay no attention to those who try to bring you down … they’re just envious of where you are and how well you’re doing.” As we’ll get to in a bit, relations haven’t exactly gotten more amicable in the months since.

34. Maci Bookout vs. Taylor McKinney

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Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney’s relationship has produced three kids, and they seem very happily married … most of the time. Like, 85 percent of the time. Bookout alarmed fans with this confession earlier in the year that revealed some trouble in paradise: “Eighty-five percent of the time we’re good to go … Fifteen percent is hell. All of our stress and emotions, we take out on each other. When the cameras leave, we’ll drink and freak out. It’s always literally the smallest things. It’s such small stuff but it blows up. It’s not going to go away.” Yikes … but at least they are self-aware and working on things?

33. Matt Baier vs. Amber Portwood … The Eruption

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Things neared a boiling point between Amber Portwood and Matt Baier after he vowed that would never marry her … because she wouldn’t marry him on the spot in Las Vegas, obviously. “I will not marry her,” he said. “I will not marry her now, ever! I’m not gonna let her [brother] dictate my life. That f—king f—got. She wants to marry her brother. That’s who she wants to marry. F—k her. She just humiliated me on TV. I’m done!” Matt, who was livid at Amber’s reasoning for not eloping in Vegas – her brother Shawn not being present – went on to tell a producer, “I don’t care who you have to give oral pleasure to, keep the Amber and Matt wedding thing off [the air]. She just embarrassed me in front of 12 million people.” We’re pretty sure you did that to yourself, Matt …

32. Jeremy Calvert vs. Brooke Wehr

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Brooke Wehr was never a Teen Mom 2 cast member, but due to her mercurial relationship with Jeremy Calvert, her impact was felt just the same. Earlier this year, the couple’s engagement ended after Brooke accused Jeremy of cheating on her with multiple women, one being a Teen Mom 2 producer, another being her best friend, and a third possibly being his ex-wife Leah Messer. Oh yes. Brooke even shared a screen shot of a text message conversation between Jeremy and the best friend as proof, while Calvert responded in a drunken stupor that yes, maybe he did sleep with Brooke’s best friend, but … only because Wehr slept with some other guy first. Or, as he put it, Brooke was “f-cking his brains out, every day,” and he was single, so “my dick was happy to do whatever the f-ck it wanted to do, and it did.” Shocking that these two didn’t work out … but neither party was completely off base with their allegations. Just saying. Jeremy and Leah did hook up.

31. Jenelle Evans vs. David Eason

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From the get-go, it’s been Jenelle Evans and husband David Eason against the world, but at times, they’ve been at each other’s throats as well. Arguments between the two were commonplace throughout recent seasons of Teen Mom 2, and one particularly heated argument resulted in them calling off their wedding … the night before the wedding. (They ultimately got married as planned.) Bad tempers are one thing, but the most troubling aspect is that David has been accused of mistreating/abusing Jenelle’s son Kaiser because he reminds him of Kaiser’s dad, Nathan Griffith. He also doesn’t get along with her mom, at all, further driving a wedge between the Evans women.

30. Briana DeJesus vs. Luis Miguel

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About as one-sided as a feud can get, but a feud just the same: Briana DeJesus got pregnant for the second time during a brief relationship with this guy, then promptly pulled the plug after discovering he was unfaithful. Luis’ public dressing down marked Briana’s return to the Teen Mom fold (she joined Teen Mom 2 for the first time this season following stints on Teen Mom 3 and 16 & Pregnant) and cemented her firebrand reputation. Probably the only positive thing, if you can call it that, is that she’s moved on to other feuds.

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Maci Bookout: Amber Portwood Had Every Right to Attack Andrew Glennon!

If you’ve been keeping up with Teen Mom news, then you definitely know that Amber Portwood isn’t having a great time right now.

And that’s because she is not a good person.

She was arrested for domestic assault against then-boyfriend Andrew Glennon back in July, and since then, things have kept getting worse and worse.

Now, just when it looks like Amber can’t sink any lower, friend and co-star Maci Bookout has made a statement in support of her.

But why though?

1. Facts

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Amber is an abuser. We’ve known that for a long, long time.

2. Poor Gary

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Several years ago, we saw her assault Gary Shirley on Teen Mom — once she punched him in the face, another time she kicked his back when he was walking down some stairs.

3. Poor Matt

Matt baier with amber portwood photo
We never saw her hit Matt Baier, but there were plenty of rumors about it, and Matt has recently come forward to claim that she was violent with him, too.

4. Poor Andrew

Andrew glennon with amber
And although we’ve never seen her abuse Andrew, he may have the most harrowing story of all.

5. The Arrest

Amber portwood mugshot 2019
Amber was arrested on the morning of July 5th after beating Andrew while he was holding their one-year-old son, James, and allegedly chasing him with a machete, again while he was holding James.

6. The Charges

Amber portwood and son james
She was charged with three felonies — two counts of domestic violence, and one count of criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon. A pretty big deal considering she’s already been convicted of two felonies and Indiana is one of those three-strikes states.

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Teen Mom Couples RANKED: The Best and the Very, Very Worst!

Ranking all of the Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 couples through the years is an arduous task, but one The Hollywood Gossip is up for.

Hey, someone’s gotta.

If you’re a fan of the MTV franchise, you’ve seen quite a few significant others come and go, while some have been longtime staples.

Some relationships have been terrific, while others were (or are) utter train wrecks. Here, we break them all down from worst to first.

NOTE: Due to his tragic death before Farrah Abraham gave birth to their daughter Sophia, Derek Underwood has been left off this list.

Everyone else, however, is fair game … from the present to the distant past! Who do you think ranks number one? Do you agree?

29. Jenelle Evans and David Eason

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David Eason is Jenelle’s current husband and the father of her third child. She likes to gush about how perfect they are together and how much of a “REAL MAN” he is, but … not so much. David has quite the criminal history and he’s been accused of domestic violence by two of his exes, and later by Jenelle herself, who claimed in a 911 call that he pinned her to the ground so hard she thought he broke a bone. He’s also allegedly abusive to her second son, Kaiser — at the very least, he’s controlling and mean to him. Oh, and then there was the time that he killed her dog and got all the kids temporarily pulled out of the home by CPS. Throw in all of the scary gun stuff plus the FBI investigation and the way the Teen Mom 2 crew was so scared of him that they refused to film when he was around (that little tidbit was definitely a big part of why she was fired from the show), then add in the fact that Jenelle seems set on proving everyone wrong and staying with him forever … it just CAN’T end well. That’s why this ongoing nightmare is the absolute worst.

28. Amber Portwood and Andrew Glennon

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Amber and Andrew didn’t have a great beginning to their relationship — they met on the set of Marriage Boot Camp where he was working and she was trying to salvage her relationship with Matt Baier while acting like an absolute nightmare. Still, apparently he saw something in her, and a couple of months after filming he had moved to Indiana to be with her, and shortly after, she got pregnant with their son, James. For a while, it looked like they might make it work, but things ended real quick after Amber beat him with a shoe and allegedly chased him with a machete, all while he was holding James. Since then, he’s said that she was emotionally and physically abusive for months before the arrest, and they’re still battling things out in regards to the custody of their son. Not a great love story, this one.

27. Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers

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The worst of the worst right here … for a time, anyway. Even by her standards, Jenelle and Courtland were a total and complete disaster … almost worse than any couple in franchise history. Multiple arrests, massive drug abuse, one long stint in prison and a pregnancy that ended in an abortion tell you all you need to know. Jenelle, who has kids by three other sketchy dudes, would not go there with Courtland. Enough said.

26. Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley

Amber portwood and gary shirley in therapy
Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley were awful together when they were actually together. He was extremely manipulative, she physically abused him … it was bad. Things are a whole, whole lot better between them now, but we’ll never forget seeing Amber trying to kick him down the stairs.

25. Chelsea Houska and Adam Lind

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Chelsea Houska and Adam Lind were about as bizarre a couple as you could conjure up — basically because she seems to be a pretty great person and he’s, you know, Adam. Fortunately, she got it right the second time around (needless to say, she and her husband are much higher on this list) and the Housk has done the bulk of the parenting of their daughter Aubree. Meanwhile, Adam developed an addiction to meth and a string of domestic violence arrests, and now he’s only allowed to see Aubree at a visitation center, which he still doesn’t do. It’s probably only a matter of time before he signs over his rights for her like he did for his other child, Paislee.

24. Ryan Edwards and Mackenzie Standifer

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There are so many “yikes” to be had when discussing the relationship between Ryan Edwards and Mackenzie Standifer. She was only 20 years old when she got married to him while he was high on heroin, and somehow things have only gotten worse since. He’s been arrested multiple times, he’s been spotted looking for hookups on Tinder multiple times, and he just can’t seem to kick that heroin habit. But no matter what, she’s stood by him, and they’ve even had a baby of their own with another one on the way, if you can even believe it. It’s … it’s such a bad situation.

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Ryan Edwards to Maci Bookout: It’s Your Fault Our Son Doesn’t Like Me!

We probably don’t need to tell you that Ryan Edwards hasn’t always been the greatest dad.

Edwards was released from prison earlier this year following a string of arrests for possession and probation violation.

Now, he’s in the process of rebuilding his life, including his relationship with Bentley, his child from his relationship with Maci Bookout.

It hasn’t always been an easy process, but Ryan says that’s not his fault — and he’s not blaming Bentley, either.

No, he believes the blame rests squarely on Maci’s shoulders.

Take a look:

1. Father and Son

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When Ryan is present and makes an effort, he’s actually a decent dad. Unfortunately, those times are few and far between.

2. Hard Times

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Of course, Ryan didn’t have much say some of his recent absences, as he pretty much went straight from rehab to jail.

3. Pointing the Finger

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Despite his problems with addiction and the law, however, Ryan says it’s not his fault that he doesn’t have the greatest relationship with his son.

4. It Never Ends

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No, he says the party responsible for that situation is none other than the boy’s mother, Maci Bookout.

5. Still Smug

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Ryan opened up about his recent challenges during last night’s Teen Mom OG reunion special. And we regret to say, it doesn’t seem as though he’s been humbled by the experience.

6. Funny Stuff

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“I was tired of being on probation so I just completed my probation in jail,” Edwards joked (we think) about his latest stint behind bars.

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Teen Mom: The Definitive, Tragically Trashy Tattoo Guide! [UPDATED]

If you’re a fan of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2, then you know that many of the people on the MTV reality shows have tattoos.

You also know that a lot of the tattoos …

… well, they aren’t that great.

Some are poorly done, some are  kind of strange, and some are nightmarish and horrifying and just so completely, unbelievably bad.

So steady yourself, perhaps grab some smelling salts and some pearls to clutch, and let’s rank all the Teen Mom ink we can get our eyes on!

1. Amber’s Tattoo of Leah

Ambers tattoo of leah
Here, let’s just start with the worst of the worst, all right? This is Amber Portwood’s portrait of her daughter, Leah. It’s right on her stomach, it also features a gigantic rose, and it’s not finished. Will she ever get it finished? It’s hard to say. We will ever be able to get this haunting image out of our heads? Unlikely.

2. Choices

Choices
Since we’re already talking about Amber’s tattoos, she also got this matching tattoo with Matt Baier, back when they first started dating. It reads “vero amore,” which is supposed to be Italian for “true love.” So that’s embarrassing.

3. Speaking of Embarrassing …

Speaking of embarrassing
Matt also has this huge tattoo of Amber’s name right on his forearm. Just right there on his arm where he has to look at it all day, every day.

4. Ugh

Matt baier book cover
Matt actually has several tattoos, many of which you can see on his nude book cover. We won’t waste more time on him here, so if you feel the need to look more closely at his naked greasy bod here, then you have our blessing. However, we will say that on his other arm, he has a couple of Chinese characters that he says mean “clean and sober,” but that Teen Mom detectives have actually determined mean “Lisa.”

5. Why Though?

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As hard as it may be to believe, Matt isn’t the only guy to get Amber Portwood’s name tattooed on his body — Gary Shirley made the exact same mistake. Thankfully he was smart enough (???) to get the tattoo on his shoulder instead of on his forearm though, and he’s since covered up.

6. It’s Gary Time

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Gary also has a … what is that, a sun? A blob with tentacles? Whatever it is, he’s also got some tattoo right in the middle of his chest, peeking out through all his body hair.

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Teen Mom OG Recap: Tyler and Catelynn Finally Respond to Divorce Rumors!

It’s been a wild ride for Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra.

Once one of the Teen Mom franchise’s most beloved and semi-stable couples, Tyler and Catelynn’s relationship is now a constant source of controversy and speculation.

When Lowell and Baltierra separated on a trial basis earlier this year, many fans assumed that was it for the couple.

They’ve since reconciled, and they say they’re doing better than ever.

But last night’s episode of Teen Mom OG found the Baltierras positively irate about the ongoing rumors surrounding their marriage.

Take a look:

1. Toughing It Out

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Tyler and Catelynn have faced their fair share of hardship in recent years, but the against all odds, the couple is still going strong.

2. Making It Work

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Rehab, mental illness, a trial separation — the Baltierras have really been through the wringer and their relationship has survived.

3. The Separation

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Yes, it wasn’t all that long ago that Tyler and Catelynn reached a breaking point and decided to live apart for a month.

4. The Other Side

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They made it through, and their young family recently expanded yet again with the arrival of baby Vaeda.

5. Baby Makes Glee

Tyler with vaeda
Anyone who follows the couple on social media knows that Vaeda has been a wonderful thing for their marriage, and it really looks as though the separation only served to strengthen their bond.

6. Frustration Mounts

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But at the time that the current season of Teen Mom OG was filmed, Tyler and Cate were still the subject of near-constant divorce rumors.

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Teen Mom OG Recap: Ryan Edwards Is Out of Jail … But Far From Okay

Back in November of 2018, Ryan Edwards left rehab after completing 90 days of treatment.

Family, friends, and fans were cautiously optimistic, but sadly, their worst fears were confirmed when Edwards was arrested just weeks after leaving treatment.

Ryan wound up serving 90 days behind bars, and on this week’s episode of Teen Mom OG, he was finally able to return to his family.

But his homecoming was not the joyous occasion his wife and parents might have expected.

Take a look:

1. The Road Back

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Following a year that nearly cost him everything, Ryan Edwards is finally on the road to recovery. But as Monday night’s episode of Teen Mom OG reminded us, the process has not been an easy one.

2. Victim of the System

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Like so many addicts, Ryan has been thrown into a system that victimizes and further traumatizes people who struggle with substance abuse. For much of the past year, he’s suffered punishments that have been definitively proven to increase the likelihood of a relapse.

3. A Second Chance

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But unlike so many others who have been imprisoned for non-violent drug-related offenses, Ryan has been offered an opportunity to rebuild his life.

4. A Shot at Recovery

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And his likelihood for success is dramatically increased by the fact that he’s surrounded by a strong network of supporters.

5. A New Chapter

Ryan edwards and family a photo
On Monday night’s episode of Teen Mom OG, Ryan returned home after spending 90 days behind bars on possession and probation violation charges.

6. Tough Times Ahead

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Of course, recovery is a challenge not only for the addict but for his loved ones, as well — a fact that Ryan’s wife, Mackenzie Standifer, seems all too aware of.

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Maci Bookout Blasts MTV: I’m More Than Just Ryan’s Baby Mama!

Maci Bookout has been a part of Teen Mom since the beginning. 

She is, to use the program’s own language, an original; an OG, if you will.

After all these years, given all she has been through in front of the camera, you’d think the series would have plenty to say about Maci and plenty to film concerning her life on a weekly basis.

But Bookout is sick and tired of this not being the case.

She’s sick and tired of having all her storylines tied up in one person… and all Teen Mom viewers know who this person is.

1. Like We Said, Maci is a Literal OG

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She just returned for a new season of this beloved MTV hit, but she already has problems with it.

2. She Has Moved SO Far Past Ryan Edwards

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Yes, Bookout became pregnant with her first child with then-boyfriend Edwards, and gave birth to their son, Bentley Cadence Edwards, on October 27, 2008. The two got engaged in 2009 … but subsequently ended their relationship in 2010.

3. Taylor for All the Wins

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She is now very happily married to Taylor McKinney and has been since October 2016.

4. But Happiness Doesn’t Garner Ratings

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As a result, Teen Mom OG too often ignores everything in Maci’s life to hone in on whatever the heck Ryan is up to these days.

5. And Maci is Well Aware of This

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She’s also sick of it.

6. Here is Her Rant

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She doesn’t say Ryan by name, but it’s very apparent who she is talking about here.

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Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney: Are They Really as Happy as They Seem?

Maci Bookout has a very busy life.

She’s married to Taylor McKinney, and they have two young children together.

They’re also raising her older son, Bentley, while struggling to co-parent with Ryan Edwards, who spent much of this year in jail.

On top of all of that, she films for Teen Mom OG, does work to raise awareness for PCOS, and then of course there’s Things That Matter, the clothing company she and Taylor run together.

It’s a lot, right?

So why haven’t we heard from her much lately?

1. The McKinneys

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So Maci and Taylor have been together since late 2012 — that’s almost seven years. So basically an eternity in the Teen Mom universe (Catelynn and Tyler don’t count).

2. Making a Family

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They got married in 2016, they’ve had two children together, Jayde and Maverick, and Taylor is an incredible stepdad to Bentley, the son Maci shares with Ryan Edwards.

3. Father of the Decade?

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He’s extra incredible, considering Ryan’s serious heroin addiction and all the time he’s spent in jail and rehab in recent years. There’s no question that Taylor has been around for Bentley much, much more than Ryan has, and he really doesn’t seem to love him any differently than his biological kids.

4. Lots of Work

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Maci and Taylor have their hands full with three kids and a troubled co-parent in Ryan, but they also own and manage a successful clothing company, Things That Matter, and of course they film Teen Mom OG for months at a time.

5. Hmmm …

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All that would be a lot to handle for any couple, right?

6. Suspicious?

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And yeah, there’s been a ton of crazy news from other Teen Moms lately, but we really haven’t heard much at all from Maci. Could she and Taylor be having problems, is that why they’ve been so quiet?

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Teen Mom Cast: Their Most Naked, OMFG Photos of All Time! [UPDATED]

Stars of the MTV reality TV mainstays Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 are obviously selected for a number of qualities.

They need to perform well on camera. They need to meet the bare minimum of what people will tolerate out of stars.

They need to honor their contracts. And, if it wasn’t obvious, they need to have given birth to a child as a teenager.

However, despite it not actually being a requirement, quite a few Teen Mom stars are known to show some skin.

There are some hot young moms on TV, folks.

Just because they’re in their 20s doesn’t mean that they aren’t MILFs. In fact, they might be the very definition of the term.

Certain stars are more likely to show skin than others, be it in sexy selfies or beach trips, but they all get in on the fun.

Take a look at some of the hottest photos below and relive the most naked moments of various Teen Mom stars.

Who looks the best out of clothes?

1. Let’s start with Jenelle Evans

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The Carolina Hurricane may not be the best mom … or even a good one … but she has a killer body, even after multiple childbirths. Some might say that plastic surgery helps, but clearly she doesn’t lack for male interest (she has a child with different guys and ended a pregnancy with a fourth), or self-confidence. Wowza.

2. Beachin’

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Jenelle Evans looking relaxed AF on the beach while her kids play in the surf. Her husband Dave Eason took this photo. We’re guessing he enjoyed the view.

3. Jenelle knows how to do an endorsement

Jenelle evans in a bikini and shades
If you’re being paid to sell sunglasses, you might as well grab the attention of your followers. Her body in a bikini sure does the job. That’s product placement at its finest if you know what we mean. We mean her body is the actual product and it’s placed in front of the camera to boost commercial sales of an unrelated item.

4. Her hot body is no stranger to tattoos

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Jenelle’s tattoos are some of the most extensive in a franchise full of them. Evans isn’t quite as inked up as Maci Bookout or Kailyn Lowry, but she’s no stranger to the process. Side note: That intriguing bikini bottom kind of has a “face-hugger” vibe. Like from the Alien movies.

5. Sun’s out …

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Jenelle has a pool at home now, so start expecting lots and lots of photos like this, OK?

6. She enjoys being on the water

Jenelle evans bikini selfie
Jenelle Evans loves being on the water near her Oak Island, N.C. home and showing off her hot body to boot. Hurricanes, of course, are strengthened by their time spent at sea, so it makes sense that the Carolina Hurricane is no exception.

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Teen Mom: The Definitive Trashy Tattoo Guide!

If you’re a fan of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2, then you know that many of the people on the MTV reality shows have tattoos.

You also know that a lot of the tattoos …

… well, they aren’t that great.

Some are poorly done, some are  kind of strange, and some are nightmarish and horrifying and just so completely, unbelievably bad.

So steady yourself, perhaps grab some smelling salts and some pearls to clutch, and let’s rank all the Teen Mom ink we can get our eyes on!

1. Amber’s Tattoo of Leah

Ambers tattoo of leah
Here, let’s just start with the worst of the worst, all right? This is Amber Portwood’s portrait of her daughter, Leah. It’s right on her stomach, it also features a gigantic rose, and it’s not finished. Will she ever get it finished? It’s hard to say. We will ever be able to get this haunting image out of our heads? Unlikely.

2. Choices

Choices
Since we’re already talking about Amber’s tattoos, she also got this matching tattoo with Matt Baier, back when they first started dating. It reads “vero amore,” which is supposed to be Italian for “true love.” So that’s embarrassing.

3. Speaking of Embarrassing …

Speaking of embarrassing
Matt also has this huge tattoo of Amber’s name right on his forearm. Just right there on his arm where he has to look at it all day, every day.

4. Ugh

Matt baier book cover
Matt actually has several tattoos, many of which you can see on his nude book cover. We won’t waste more time on him here, so if you feel the need to look more closely at his naked greasy bod here, then you have our blessing. However, we will say that on his other arm, he has a couple of Chinese characters that he says mean “clean and sober,” but that Teen Mom detectives have actually determined mean “Lisa.”

5. Why Though?

Why though
As hard as it may be to believe, Matt isn’t the only guy to get Amber Portwood’s name tattooed on his body — Gary Shirley made the exact same mistake. Thankfully he was smart enough (???) to get the tattoo on his shoulder instead of on his forearm though, and he’s since covered up.

6. It’s Gary Time

Its gary time
Gary also has a … what is that, a sun? A blob with tentacles? Whatever it is, he’s also got some tattoo right in the middle of his chest, peeking out through all his body hair.

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