Teen Mom 2 Ratings Plummet: Can Jenelle Evans Save the Show?

Jenelle Evans has told followers that she’s ending her very effed up marriage to David Eason.

But while fans think through the consequences of this decision and even give Evans props for finally arriving at it, they must also now deal with a brand new rumor:

Jenelle Evans may be embarking on a brand new beginning with Teen Mom 2.

According to a new report, the once unthinkable notion of re-hiring Evans is at least being thought about by MTV executives, as they deal with a major drop in the show’s ratings and interest.

Just how bad has it gotten? And could this actually come to fruition?

Scroll down for some facts and some speculation…

1. She’s Outta There!

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It took a very long time, but MTV finally came to its sense in May 2019 when it fired Evans from Teen Mom 2, doing so after the troubled star’s husband, David Eason, shot and murdered their family dog. This actually happened.

2. MTV Had Already Fired Eason, Of Course

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Said the network in a statement this past spring, referencing how it had ended its affiliation with Eason over his many instances of homophobia: “MTV ended its relationship with David Eason over a year ago in February 2018 and has not filmed any new episodes of Teen Mom 2 with him since. Additionally, we have stopped filming with Jenelle Eason as of April 6, 2019 and have no plans to cover her story in the upcoming season.”

3. How Did Evans Handle The Firing?

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Not terribly at the time. “I was a little bit shocked but I saw it coming,” she told Us Weekly afterward. “It’s shocking still but I respect their decision and have nothing but love for MTV. This is a new chapter for me and my family. I will continue to try what’s best for me and my family.”

4. More From Evans:

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“David has been here for me since the news broke, he told me to not worry about it and to stay positive,” she added in May. “I’m keeping busy and staying focused on my kids and my animals and my business endeavors which have been planned for months. I’m working to fix my marriage as well and moving forward.”

5. Who Was Brought in to Replace Jenelle?

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Jade Cline. She debuted in September 2019 by arguing a lot with her baby daddy, which would make it seem like she’s fitting in very well, right?

6. Jade Certainly Thinks So

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“I wouldn’t consider myself a replacement,” Cline told TMZ this fall. “I think I have a good storyline and my story is really relatable to people. I’m just raw with my story so I hope people really relate to it.”

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Chelsea Houska Dishes on Adam Lind, Teen Mom 2, and Her Family’s Future

Chelsea Houska is easily one of the most beloved stars (maybe THE most beloved) of the Teen Mom franchise, and with good reason.

A big part of her appeal is that she keeps her head down and focuses on her own life, unemcumbered by the trappings of fame.

With that said, the pride of South Dakota sat down with the Don’t Tell Mom podcast to open up about a number of topics.

(Big shoutout to The Ashley for her very good transcription of the highlights.)

The Housk dishes on her troubled ex, what it’s really like to be a Teen Mom 2 star and how that has changed over the years.

On a family note, she and husband Cole have a lot of plans for the future – in terms of reality TV and growing their family.

Take a look at what Chelsea (and even Cole) shared below:

1. The Housk!!

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“I probably should have gotten permission technically to do this podcast,” Chelsea, who fans are always dying for updates from, admits. “To even do articles, we’re supposed to go through MTV Press, but I don’t think people do that anymore. I don’t like to break rules!” She’s so relatable!

2. She’s been coming out of her shell

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“This last year I feel like I’m kind of growing as a person,” Chelsea acknowledges. “Before I used to hide in my house, literally, hide in my house, all the time. Now I’m trying to put myself out there a little bit.”

3. That’s why her social media presence has been ramping up

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“We are so lucky for the opportunities we have due to this platform,” Chelsea emphasizes. “So I’m finally being able to be like, ‘Listen, if you want to make the most of this, and anyone should, you’ve got to put yourself out there,’ and that’s what we’re trying to do now.”

4. Is Adam Lind returning?

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“No, I think that might have been a little click bait because he made an appearance on one episode because he showed up to one of Aubree’s softball games when we were filming,” Chelsea explains. “So they caught him on camera. I don’t think he’s coming back. Not that I know of.”

5. Even Chelsea gets online hate

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“I’m very sensitive, and I just want people to like me. I care a lot,” she admits. Oh MOOD. “Luckily, our following is so supportive, and for the most part everyone is really sweet to us.”

6. Others have it worse

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“We’re really lucky because I know some of the [‘Teen Mom’] girls get hit pretty hard by [haters],” Chelsea acknowledges. “It makes me feel really bad for them. But we all get it.” A lot of trolls are just being mean because it’s in their nature. Some, like Jenelle, get angry responses because they say and do bad things.

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Jenelle Evans: Returning to Teen Mom 2 … and Leaving David?! [UPDATED]

Remember when Jenelle Evans was fired from Teen Mom 2?

Of course you do, because it was so glorious, seeing her finally, at long last, face some consequences for her absurd actions.

But something happened yesterday … a lot of things, really.

According to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, it looks like hell is freezing over and she may be filming again before we know it.

Guess not even a brutally slain puppy and a history of domestic violence and custody issues can keep this girl off the air.

In any case, Jenelle has made a secret trip away from David and The Land, prompting widespread speculation about her life.

Is she finally leaving him for good? Some things she shared – on top of the aforementioned trip – sure have us wondering.

Let’s get into the details and see what you think …

1. A Look Back

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Okay, so we all remember why Jenelle was fired, right? Or have all of the bonkers events of the past few years blended together at this point? Either way, let’s break it down real quick.

2. Ugh

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To make a long story short, in the interest of time, it was pretty much all because of David Eason. Jenelle’s husband is the actual, literal worst.

3. Good Move

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MTV finally dropped the Carolina Hurricane after David killed Nugget, Jenelle’s dog. So many people were so disturbed by that, and so many people contacted advertisers and vowed to never watch again, so the network kind of had to do something.

4. Also This

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But according to reports, Jenelle’s firing had been in the works even before Nugget’s murder – MTV refused to work with David or even have him around while Jenelle filmed, but he kept showing up unexpectedly, making it too difficult for the crew to get any footage of her.

5. Well …

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So when you’re barely able to get a person to work, and when what seems like the whole world wants her to stop working … given this combination of factors and the overall liability of having her on the payroll, it just made sense for them to let Jenelle Evans go, you know?

6. Replaced

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So MTV went ahead and gave Jenelle the bad news and went on to replace her with Jade Cline from Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant (which is a real show by the way, not a hilariously-titled Teen Mom parody program that we made up.)

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Jenelle Evans: PROOF She’s Coming Back to Teen Mom 2?!

Remember when Jenelle Evans was fired from Teen Mom 2?

Of course you do, because it was so glorious, seeing her finally, at long last, face some consequences for her absurd actions.

But something happened yesterday … a lot of things, really.

According to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, it looks like hell is freezing over and she may be filming again before we know it.

Guess not even a brutally slain puppy and a history of domestic violence and custody issues can keep this girl off the air.

Let’s get into the details …

1. A Look Back

Jenelle evans smirks
Okay, so we all remember why Jenelle was fired, right? Or have all of the bonkers events of the past few years blended together at this point? Either way, let’s break it down real quick.

2. Ugh

David easons new shirt
To make a long story short, in the interest of time, it was pretty much all because of David Eason. Jenelle’s husband is the actual, literal worst.

3. Good Move

David with nugget
MTV finally dropped the Carolina Hurricane after David killed Nugget, Jenelle’s dog. So many people were so disturbed by that, and so many people contacted advertisers and vowed to never watch again, so the network kind of had to do something.

4. Also This

Jenelle evans cant believe you
But according to reports, Jenelle’s firing had been in the works even before Nugget’s murder – MTV refused to work with David or even have him around while Jenelle filmed, but he kept showing up unexpectedly, making it too difficult for the crew to get any footage of her.

5. Well …

Jenelle evans eats
So when you’re barely able to get a person to work, and when what seems like the whole world wants her to stop working … given this combination of factors and the overall liability of having her on the payroll, it just made sense for them to let Jenelle Evans go, you know?

6. Replaced

Jade cline on the gram
So MTV went ahead and gave Jenelle the bad news and went on to replace her with Jade Cline from Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant (which is a real show by the way, not a hilariously-titled Teen Mom parody program that we made up.)

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Teen Mom Stars’ Income Revealed: Who’s the Richest of ‘Em All?!

One of the cool things about being on Teen Mom is that you make a lot of money.

Like, a lot.

The moms and the original dads make hundreds of thousands of dollars per season, if you can even believe it, and they also get to travel for free if MTV is filming, which is pretty neat since we’ve been seeing a lot more vacations on the show recently.

But besides the show itself, cast members are pulling in crazy amounts of cash from all kinds of wild and crazy places.

“Like where?” you may be wondering.

Well, wonder no further …

1. Dang

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As we’ve said, the original cast members — the moms and the dads of their first children — all make the same amount, which is somewhere in the neighborhood of $350,000 to $400,000 a season. But what else does everyone do?

2. Amber Portwood

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Let’s start with reviewing Amber’s side hustles — this will be the easiest to do, because she really doesn’t have any.

3. Not Much

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She shares articles on her Instagram page, which brings in some money, and she did appear on that one season of Marriage Boot Camp a couple of years ago, so that’s something.

4. A Quick Hobby

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For a little while there, she got into flipping houses with Matt Baier, but she hasn’t done that since he’s been gone.

5. Forever Haute

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She did have that sketchy clothing company for a little while, Forever Haute, but she hasn’t talked about it in a very long time, and the brand’s Facebook page hasn’t been updated for a year and a half, so it’s probably safe to say that that’s done.

6. Well …

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Right now, she’s facing years in prison after assaulting Andrew Glennon, so she’s probably not thinking so much about her next business venture, you know?

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Teen Mom: How the Cast Members Make SO MUCH MONEY

One of the cool things about being on Teen Mom is that you make a lot of money.

Like, a lot.

The moms and the original dads make hundreds of thousands of dollars per season, if you can even believe it, and they also get to travel for free if MTV is filming, which is pretty neat since we’ve been seeing a lot more vacations on the show recently.

But besides the show itself, cast members are pulling in crazy amounts of cash from all kinds of wild and crazy places.

“Like where?” you may be wondering.

Well, wonder no further …

1. Dang

Teen mom threesome
As we’ve said, the original cast members — the moms and the dads of their first children — all make the same amount, which is somewhere in the neighborhood of $350,000 to $400,000 a season. But what else does everyone do?

2. Amber Portwood

Amber portwood plastic surgery photo
Let’s start with reviewing Amber’s side hustles — this will be the easiest to do, because she really doesn’t have any.

3. Not Much

Amber portwood on the insta
She shares articles on her Instagram page, which brings in some money, and she did appear on that one season of Marriage Boot Camp a couple of years ago, so that’s something.

4. A Quick Hobby

Amber portwood cant chill
For a little while there, she got into flipping houses with Matt Baier, but she hasn’t done that since he’s been gone.

5. Forever Haute

Amber portwood deals with matt baier
She did have that sketchy clothing company for a little while, Forever Haute, but she hasn’t talked about it in a very long time, and the brand’s Facebook page hasn’t been updated for a year and a half, so it’s probably safe to say that that’s done.

6. Well …

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Right now, she’s facing years in prison after assaulting Andrew Glennon, so she’s probably not thinking so much about her next business venture, you know?

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Teen Mom: The Most Insane Feuds of All Time, RANKED!

From on-camera brawls to social media feuds and legal threats, the cast of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 sure know how to go hard.

Engagements. Breakups. Marriages. Babies. 

Moments that made you cringe ’cause they were so painful, or smile ear-to-ear. Scenes that were fights, or made you fight back tears.

The franchise really does have it all, and as such, it’s become one of the most entertaining in the history of the reality TV genre.

Below, we look back at some of the MTV gang’s most explosive feuds, and however you might rank them, this much is undeniable:

There were no shortage of them.

NOTE: We’ve saved the craziest for last, so we suggest that you a deep breath, sit back, grab a hat and hold the f–k onto it …

35. Briana DeJesus vs. Leah Messer (and Others)

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When Briana DeJesus joined the Teen Mom 2 cast in 2017, she was not welcomed with open arms. In fact, she quickly became persona non grata at her first get-together with the cast – with one exception. Jenelle Evans, Briana said, “is the only one who was acting like her s–t ain’t stink. Plus she was the only one who wasn’t acting fake and choosing sides.” Leah Messer’s response was to “pay no attention to those who try to bring you down … they’re just envious of where you are and how well you’re doing.” As we’ll get to in a bit, relations haven’t exactly gotten more amicable in the months since.

34. Maci Bookout vs. Taylor McKinney

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Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney’s relationship has produced three kids, and they seem very happily married … most of the time. Like, 85 percent of the time. Bookout alarmed fans with this confession earlier in the year that revealed some trouble in paradise: “Eighty-five percent of the time we’re good to go … Fifteen percent is hell. All of our stress and emotions, we take out on each other. When the cameras leave, we’ll drink and freak out. It’s always literally the smallest things. It’s such small stuff but it blows up. It’s not going to go away.” Yikes … but at least they are self-aware and working on things?

33. Matt Baier vs. Amber Portwood … The Eruption

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Things neared a boiling point between Amber Portwood and Matt Baier after he vowed that would never marry her … because she wouldn’t marry him on the spot in Las Vegas, obviously. “I will not marry her,” he said. “I will not marry her now, ever! I’m not gonna let her [brother] dictate my life. That f—king f—got. She wants to marry her brother. That’s who she wants to marry. F—k her. She just humiliated me on TV. I’m done!” Matt, who was livid at Amber’s reasoning for not eloping in Vegas – her brother Shawn not being present – went on to tell a producer, “I don’t care who you have to give oral pleasure to, keep the Amber and Matt wedding thing off [the air]. She just embarrassed me in front of 12 million people.” We’re pretty sure you did that to yourself, Matt …

32. Jeremy Calvert vs. Brooke Wehr

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Brooke Wehr was never a Teen Mom 2 cast member, but due to her mercurial relationship with Jeremy Calvert, her impact was felt just the same. Earlier this year, the couple’s engagement ended after Brooke accused Jeremy of cheating on her with multiple women, one being a Teen Mom 2 producer, another being her best friend, and a third possibly being his ex-wife Leah Messer. Oh yes. Brooke even shared a screen shot of a text message conversation between Jeremy and the best friend as proof, while Calvert responded in a drunken stupor that yes, maybe he did sleep with Brooke’s best friend, but … only because Wehr slept with some other guy first. Or, as he put it, Brooke was “f-cking his brains out, every day,” and he was single, so “my dick was happy to do whatever the f-ck it wanted to do, and it did.” Shocking that these two didn’t work out … but neither party was completely off base with their allegations. Just saying. Jeremy and Leah did hook up.

31. Jenelle Evans vs. David Eason

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From the get-go, it’s been Jenelle Evans and husband David Eason against the world, but at times, they’ve been at each other’s throats as well. Arguments between the two were commonplace throughout recent seasons of Teen Mom 2, and one particularly heated argument resulted in them calling off their wedding … the night before the wedding. (They ultimately got married as planned.) Bad tempers are one thing, but the most troubling aspect is that David has been accused of mistreating/abusing Jenelle’s son Kaiser because he reminds him of Kaiser’s dad, Nathan Griffith. He also doesn’t get along with her mom, at all, further driving a wedge between the Evans women.

30. Briana DeJesus vs. Luis Miguel

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About as one-sided as a feud can get, but a feud just the same: Briana DeJesus got pregnant for the second time during a brief relationship with this guy, then promptly pulled the plug after discovering he was unfaithful. Luis’ public dressing down marked Briana’s return to the Teen Mom fold (she joined Teen Mom 2 for the first time this season following stints on Teen Mom 3 and 16 & Pregnant) and cemented her firebrand reputation. Probably the only positive thing, if you can call it that, is that she’s moved on to other feuds.

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Jenelle Evans vs. the World: Her Greatest "Hits" Collection!

If there’s one thing we know about Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 fame, it’s that she never backs down from a confrontation.

Never, dude.

Sometimes this means a war of words, other times actual violence against those who incur the Carolina Hurricane’s wrath.

Blow, ‘Cane.

Here, THG’s taking a trip down memory lane and relived some of her most turbulent, and violent, moments over the years.

Boyfriends, fiances, husbands, girlfriends, producers, random people talkin’ s–t … her own family and pets. No one is safe. 

NO one.

1. Jenelle Beats the Ever-Loving Crap Out of Britany Truett

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Savage. Evans was caught on video absolutely annihilating Britany Truett in Oak Branch, N.C., in 2011. She was later arrested after the video surfaced and charged with assault. Deservedly so, given the extent of this beat down. Truett says Jenelle came at her in a fit of jealousy after Evans’ sometime boyfriend Kieffer Delp was flirting with Truett; Delp was arrested the same day as the fight for cocaine possession.

2. Jenelle’s Classic Fight with Tori Rhyne

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Jenelle Evans has managed to keep one friend for the majority of her time on Teen Mom 2: a girl named Tori Rhyne. But that relationship soon soured, and things were not always great between them even in the best of times. Witness the INSANE, hair-pulling melee that occurred in this infamous scene during which Jenelle was moving out of the residence they shared … Kieffah and Tori’s BF also got in on the action.

3. Jenelle’s Classic Fight with Barbara: I SEE YOU WIFF KIEFFAH!

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Jenelle Evans and her mother, Barbara, got into a shocking, iconic fight in the first season of Teen Mom 2. This is that fight. Any fan of the show has likely repeated Babs’ quotes from this scene in the years since: I SEE YOU WIFF KIEFFAH! I hope you have fun livin’ in the streets with ya booooooooyfriend!

4. Jenelle Wishes Death Upon an American Soldier

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Jenelle Evans got into a pretty heated argument during a trip with Nathan Griffith three years ago – a trip meant to celebrate their engagement, believe it or not – and appears to wish death on a U.S. soldier in the process of yelling at him. As the person filming this says, that is some f–ked up s–t right there.

5. Jenelle Evans-David Eason Wedding Fight

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Long-rumored but never before heard, it’s Teen Mom 2’s Jenelle Evans & David Eason’s explosive pre-wedding fight!!! Crank up the volume and hear them yell at each other like mortal enemies the night before they tied the knot; Jenelle called off the wedding, briefly, but they did go through with it. Dave sounds pretty livid with her at one point.

6. Jenelle vs. Kieffah

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The mercurial Jenelle Evans and her useless ex-boyfriend Kieffer Delp in more memorable scenes together from Teen Mom 2, 2010-2013. She sure has been with a cast of unsavory characters over the years, but Kieffah may be the most memorable. Not in a good way, just the most memorable.

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Jade Cline Debuts on Teen Mom 2, Goes At It with Baby Daddy

Jenelle Evans is out.

Of her mind? Yes, it often seems so.

But we’re referring here to how the former Teen Mom 2 star was fired this past spring by MTV because she was raising her kids in an unsafe environment.

Did the polarizing personality take all the drama away with her?

Or did her replacement, Jade Cline, manage to at least give viewers, like, 75% of the craziness and chaos they had grown to expect from Evans and her family?

Scroll down for a recap of Cline’s very first appearance as a Teen Mom 2 cast member…

1. Some Relationship Background:

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Cline and Sean Austin have been together, off and on, for abouter four years. They have a one-year old daughter named Kloie.

2. Are They on Good Terms?

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Decent, at least. Going into the Teen Mom 2 premiere, Jade said she was happy Austin had a job and was over 200 days sober… but the job was making it difficult for him to attend meetings.

3. Jade’s Big Concern:

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“I just have to keep my eyes open and watch and make sure he’s not lying to me or bullsh–ting me,” Jade said about Austin missing some outpatient rehab time. “It’s hard for me to sit around and babysit and make sure he’s doing as an adult [should]. I just want Kloie to have a house with her little family and be happy, healthy and not worry about her mom and dad being stressed out.”

4. A Difficult Past

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Austin’s struggles with drug addiction were documented on Teen Mom: Young & Pregnant. He was seen sober and in outpatient treatment on Tuesday’s episode of Teen Mom 2.

5. A Problem Emerges…

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Jade and Sean ended up having getting into as they got ready to head out for their anniversary. Why? Because the latter thought he’d caught Jade looking through his phone — and then called her a liar when she denied doing so.

6. You Suck! No, You Suck!

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Soon enough, the new reality stars were yelling at each other until Jade went downstairs to talk to her friend, Jasmine, who was there to babysit Kloie for the night.

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The Teen Mom 2 Season 10 Trailer Is Here: Goodbye, Jenelle! Hello, Jade!

Call it Season 9B (as producers prefer) or call it Season 10 like a normal person. Either one works.

Whatever name you give it, the fact remains that new episodes of Teen Mom 2 are on their way!

And it looks like the more things change, the more they stay the same on the MTV reality staple.

We have a new mom in the mix, thanks to the addition of Jade Cline (whoever that is) to the cast.

And of course, the Carolina Hurricane herself Jenelle Evans is no longer with us, saints be praised. 

But believe it or not, that’s just the beginning of the shake-ups coming our way this season.

We suggest you grab a hat, hold the f–k on to it, and buckle up. Check out what’s in store.

1. Get Excited!

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Sure, Teen Mom trailers always promise “new adventures,” but this time, there really is major change in the works.

2. Teen Mom 2sdays!

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For starters, the show is on a brand new night! Yes, Teen Mom 2sdays are officially a thing. Check out the full trailer for Season 10 to see what’s in store!

3. RIP to a Real One

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As many fans have pointed out, there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of drama in this trailer, but that’s largely due to the absence of Jenelle Evans.

4. Good Riddance

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Maybe she’ll be missed by fans who only tune in to the show for insane conflicts and endangered children, but we’ll take a slightly slower season over a storyline in which Jenelle helps David bury the dog he murdered any day.

5. Back to the Employed People

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As for Jenelle’s former co-stars who still have jobs, it seems they’re making the most of their continued employment

6. Nothing’s Perfect

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Sure, she had hoped to be moving in with the love of her life — but hey, all in due time!

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Teen Mom: The Definitive, Tragically Trashy Tattoo Guide! [UPDATED]

If you’re a fan of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2, then you know that many of the people on the MTV reality shows have tattoos.

You also know that a lot of the tattoos …

… well, they aren’t that great.

Some are poorly done, some are  kind of strange, and some are nightmarish and horrifying and just so completely, unbelievably bad.

So steady yourself, perhaps grab some smelling salts and some pearls to clutch, and let’s rank all the Teen Mom ink we can get our eyes on!

1. Amber’s Tattoo of Leah

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Here, let’s just start with the worst of the worst, all right? This is Amber Portwood’s portrait of her daughter, Leah. It’s right on her stomach, it also features a gigantic rose, and it’s not finished. Will she ever get it finished? It’s hard to say. We will ever be able to get this haunting image out of our heads? Unlikely.

2. Choices

Choices
Since we’re already talking about Amber’s tattoos, she also got this matching tattoo with Matt Baier, back when they first started dating. It reads “vero amore,” which is supposed to be Italian for “true love.” So that’s embarrassing.

3. Speaking of Embarrassing …

Speaking of embarrassing
Matt also has this huge tattoo of Amber’s name right on his forearm. Just right there on his arm where he has to look at it all day, every day.

4. Ugh

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Matt actually has several tattoos, many of which you can see on his nude book cover. We won’t waste more time on him here, so if you feel the need to look more closely at his naked greasy bod here, then you have our blessing. However, we will say that on his other arm, he has a couple of Chinese characters that he says mean “clean and sober,” but that Teen Mom detectives have actually determined mean “Lisa.”

5. Why Though?

Why though
As hard as it may be to believe, Matt isn’t the only guy to get Amber Portwood’s name tattooed on his body — Gary Shirley made the exact same mistake. Thankfully he was smart enough (???) to get the tattoo on his shoulder instead of on his forearm though, and he’s since covered up.

6. It’s Gary Time

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Gary also has a … what is that, a sun? A blob with tentacles? Whatever it is, he’s also got some tattoo right in the middle of his chest, peeking out through all his body hair.

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