The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Porsha Williams Announces Her Pregnancy!

The ladies were in Tokyo during Sunday’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Porsha Williams realized it was time to reveal her pregnancy to her co-stars. 

Porsha wanted to make the reveal special, so she learned the phrase “ninshin chuu” for the big occasion, but everyone else seemed dazed and confused at what the 37-year-old was saying. 

“It means… I’m pregnant!” as she drew attention to her stomach by rubbing it. “My baby is coming!”

The ladies, including frenemies Kandi Burruss and Eva Marcile, were surprisingly happy about the news. 

“Honestly, I don’t know how long Porsha was going to be able to hide it because she is definitely popping, front and back, at this point,” said Cynthia Bailey who led the charge with the biggest grin. 

“All shade aside, Porsha’s going to be a real good mom,” added Eva in one of her most genuine confessionals yet. 

“I am super excited for Porsha right now because regardless of my opinions and thoughts about her relationship, I am happy that she is finally going to be able to be a mother,” said Kandi.

Elsewhere in this emotional episode:

Kandi was gearing up for her Dungeon Pary and variety show, so she shot a full-length commercial for the event. 

Eva appeared at the taping with the aim of throwing Porsha right under the bus, but Kandi had some grievances of her own with Eva. 

Kandi’s issue was that Eva seemed to want to play both sides at the best of times, but Eva said that she was “trying to stay on the yoga mat with a white flag up.”

It’s bad that Kandi even had to explain that, but we need to remember here that Eva is still a relatively new addition to the cast. 

More than anybody, Kandi knew that picking a side was must in any scenario or else you run the risk of being ousted by the others. 

We jumped back in time to the ladies meeting up at the airport to kick-start the trip, and the reception between most of the ladies was frosty. 

After the flight, it emerged that Marlo Hampton’s baggage was lost and that she would probably be spending most of the trip with nothing. 

At the hotel, Kandi was not impressed with the food, prompting Cynthia to say “If Kandi’s not eating, something is wrong.”

Eva subsequently went on to try clear to patch things up with her co-stars so that the trip was not marred by all of the drama. 

“I don’t know why Eva has anything wrong with being shady,” Porsha added. 

“I’m not a stunter. I’m the one that stunts,” explained Porsha.

Things took a heartbreaking turn when Eva got a phone call from back home to let her know that her grandfather had a heart attack and would probably be dead soon. 

It was a freaky turn of events, and the ladies rallied around Eva to help her in her time of need. 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta continues Sundays on Bravo. 

Grey’s Anatomy Recap: Did MerLuca Hook Up?

There was a lot up in the air as Grey’s Anatomy made its triumphant return to the air on Thursday night. 

While the hospital was plunged into darkness, lives were on the line, but fans only had one thing on their minds:

MerLuca!

Meredith and DeLuca were trapped inside an elevator mere moments after the latter opened up about his strong feelings for the former. 

If fans thought they were in for one of the show’s steamy hookups, then they were sorely mistaken. 

Meredith was too concerned about Cece’s wellbeing. As you will recall, Meredith had a heart for Cece and was gearing up to harvest it to save the love guru. 

That was moments before the storm plunged the hospital into darkness. Desperate to prove his he was worthy of being her man, DeLuca pressed on with finding a way to escape. 

Before the elevator actually got moving, DeLuca persisted to get his point across to Meredith. He thought she was excellent, and he would be very interested in getting between the sheets with her. 

Grey was grinning from ear-to-ear, but she was not ready to get hot and heavy in an elevator.

Things took a turn when DeLuca revealed that his father was a famous surgeon in Italy. However, he operated on seven patients during a manic phase and saved four. 

He was tried but acquitted because he had money and connections. In a genuinely romantic moment, Mer asked her beau to speak to her in Italian. 

Here’s the translated version of what he said:

“When you finally let me kiss you, and you will let me kiss you, I won’t ever stop.�

Mer understood every single word he said, and the pair got close. Then the freaking door opened. 

As for Cece, she started the hour in a bad way. Her vitals were dropping, and it was not looking good. 

“My old heart is jealous of my new one,� she told Maggie.

One of the new interns, Taryn, worried that Cece was about to pass away and there was no heart ready because it was trapped in another elevator. 

“I just think we’re gonna plummet, and Cece’s gonna die,� said Taryn to Bailey while in said elevator. 

On the outside, Jackson was going all out to save Cece and went as far as threatening the hospital’s building manager because he wanted in that elevator stat. 

When the manager did actually he help, he got his legs crushed by the doors of the elevator. 

Cece continued to get closer to death and realized there was something amiss, so she chatted with Maggie about the surgeon’s love life. 

But the conversation was cut short when Cece flatlined. 

Meredith tried to save her life and was ecstatic there was a heartbeat. 

“We got a heartbeat,� Mer yelled. “Thank God — she told me she would haunt me.�

The next thing we knew, Mer was talking to Cece about her romantic interests, and the camera pulled back to reveal that Cece was dead. 

Looks like not everyone can win, you guys. 

elsewhere on this wild installment:

– Maggie wanted to break some more rules to tell Jackson about Catherine’s cancer and sulked around the hospital as others told her not to. 

– Bailey had an epiphany: She loved Ben and wanted to make everything right. She texted him before reaching out to Karev to ask for his help. 

– Amelia, Teddy, and Owen all took the baby news well, with Teddy agreeing to stay in Seattle because the child could have two parents. In the end, Amelia said she was giving Owen time to consider his options. 

What are your thoughts on this wild midseason premiere?

Hit the comments below. 

Grey’s Anatomy continues Thursdays on ABC. 

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Teresa Giudice Talks About Joe’s Deportation!

With reality TV being filmed so far in advance, viewers are just getting to the crazy stuff for Teresa Giudice and her family on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. 

Giudice finally weighed in on husband Joe’s forthcoming release from jail on Wednesday’s episode of the Bravo hit and was surprisingly upbeat about it.

“The closer it gets to Joe getting out, all I think about is, ‘Soon he’ll be home,’ � Teresa said about her dire situation.

“I don’t even talk about deportation. That’s all negative thoughts. To me, Joe’s coming home, and that’s it.�

Um, what?

Do we sense a hint of denial there, Teresa? 

The immigration court ruled to deport Joe to Italy when he finished out his 41-month prison sentence. Even though an appeal was lodged, he still faces deportation. 

It’s obviously a tough time for the family, but what we do know is that Teresa has still been visiting him. 

“I just came straight from seeing Joe,� she told Danielle Staub, before going on to confirm their time together on the inside is spend talking about their four children and “what he wants to do when he gets out.�

The conversation quickly turned to what Joe tried to do when Teresa visited him. 

“He’s trying to touch my a–. I’m like, ‘Get your hand off of my a–,’ � Teresa laughed. “You’re not allowed to do that!�

It’s not uncommon for lovers to want to get closer to each other after spending so long apart. There have been many rumors of late that Teresa is ready to call time on her marriage. 

There was that time she was all over social media WITHOUT her wedding ring. A lot can change in a few months, but if all of this Joe talk did anything, it shut down some of the rumors. 

For now, Teresa just wants her husband home and thinks it will complete her family again. 

“I’m looking forward to it,� she said. “The kids will really be happy when he gets home. They can’t wait, especially Milania.�  

Elsewhere on Wednesday’s episode, Jennifer Aydin was out for blood. Her first big bust-up was with Jackie Goldschneider who wrote the article bashing her parenting skills. 

In a comical moment, Jackie allowed Jennifer to use her restroom before heading to a vineyard, but it was not up to the latter’s standards. 

“What a dump,” Aydin complained after getting a look at the restroom. Restroom Wars could be a good TV format for Bravo!

“After Jackie came into my house and used it against me, you think I’m gonna pass up the opportunity to see her house? I don’t think so,” Jennifer said in a confessional. 

While on the bus, Jennifer started dishing out gifts she brought back from Turkey, but she turned to Margaret and uttered the following:

“Yours got lost in the mail along with the mail-order bride that never was.”

This was in response to Margaret’s ill-timed comments that Jennifer’s brother was getting married to a mail-order bride. 

Margaret could not respond because she was blindsided. 

What did Jennifer buy Jackie? 

A dagger. Yes, really!

Well, Jennifer said it was “an ancient Turkish dagger that people used when they wanted to stab people in the back, so I figured I can give you something tangible, so the next time, I can see you coming.”

But Jackie refused the gift, saying she did not want the”passive-aggressive gift.” What followed was the women literally throwing the dagger back and forth at each other. 

Thankfully, the pair made things right, but Jennifer continued to pursue Margaret. 

When the ladies got drunk at the vineyard, Margaret started chatting about how she met her current husband, Joe. 

“He was married at the time, and she thought he was gonna leave his wife,” Margaret shared, while Jennifer laughed and said, “I see a pattern here.”

“What’s the pattern?” Margaret quizzed. 

“Your mother was with a married man, and you were with a married man,” Jennifer shot back.

“That’s not a pattern. That’s called a coincidence,” Margaret complained. 

Jennifer then tried to take back her comments, but Margaret was not ready to let this feud die out and complained about Jennifer’s brother and his marriage. 

“I’m just saying, culturally, it’s very hard to relate to,” Margaret explained.

“So you can’t relate to people who have setup marriages, and I can’t relate to people who have affairs with married men,” Jennifer fired back.

“Who sleeps in the f–king pool house?! Who sleeps in the pool house?!” screamed Margaret who was getting irate at Jen’s existence. 

“You avoid making comments on something that you don’t understand, and I’ll avoid making comments on things that I don’t understand, like breaking up a family!” Jennifer yelled. 

Later in the episode, the ladies attended an event for Milania that celebrated her song’s release, and there were fireworks. 

Danielle previously told Teresa that Margaret said she was not to trust Teresa or Melissa Gorga. 

“I never said that,” Margaret said.

“You did, and we discussed that at my house right before we had the bachelorette party,” Danielle replied.

Margaret said that Staub said to her, “I don’t know who to trust,” and that her response was, “Well then don’t trust anybody.” 

Margaret eventually walked off because she was tired of the drama. 

That’s when the husbands started arguing. 

Marty told Joe that Margaret was “jealous” of Danielle and that “Margaret doesn’t wanna walk into a room with Danielle because nobody will look at Margaret.”

Joe did not take that too well, and Joe Gorga stepped in to prevent him from punching Marty. 

What the hell, right?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey continues Wednesdays on Bravo. 

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Teresa Giudice Talks About Joe’s Deportation!

With reality TV being filmed so far in advance, viewers are just getting to the crazy stuff for Teresa Giudice and her family on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. 

Giudice finally weighed in on husband Joe’s forthcoming release from jail on Wednesday’s episode of the Bravo hit and was surprisingly upbeat about it.

“The closer it gets to Joe getting out, all I think about is, ‘Soon he’ll be home,’ � Teresa said about her dire situation.

“I don’t even talk about deportation. That’s all negative thoughts. To me, Joe’s coming home, and that’s it.�

Um, what?

Do we sense a hint of denial there, Teresa? 

The immigration court ruled to deport Joe to Italy when he finished out his 41-month prison sentence. Even though an appeal was lodged, he still faces deportation. 

It’s obviously a tough time for the family, but what we do know is that Teresa has still been visiting him. 

“I just came straight from seeing Joe,� she told Danielle Staub, before going on to confirm their time together on the inside is spend talking about their four children and “what he wants to do when he gets out.�

The conversation quickly turned to what Joe tried to do when Teresa visited him. 

“He’s trying to touch my a–. I’m like, ‘Get your hand off of my a–,’ � Teresa laughed. “You’re not allowed to do that!�

It’s not uncommon for lovers to want to get closer to each other after spending so long apart. There have been many rumors of late that Teresa is ready to call time on her marriage. 

There was that time she was all over social media WITHOUT her wedding ring. A lot can change in a few months, but if all of this Joe talk did anything, it shut down some of the rumors. 

For now, Teresa just wants her husband home and thinks it will complete her family again. 

“I’m looking forward to it,� she said. “The kids will really be happy when he gets home. They can’t wait, especially Milania.�  

Elsewhere on Wednesday’s episode, Jennifer Aydin was out for blood. Her first big bust-up was with Jackie Goldschneider who wrote the article bashing her parenting skills. 

In a comical moment, Jackie allowed Jennifer to use her restroom before heading to a vineyard, but it was not up to the latter’s standards. 

“What a dump,” Aydin complained after getting a look at the restroom. Restroom Wars could be a good TV format for Bravo!

“After Jackie came into my house and used it against me, you think I’m gonna pass up the opportunity to see her house? I don’t think so,” Jennifer said in a confessional. 

While on the bus, Jennifer started dishing out gifts she brought back from Turkey, but she turned to Margaret and uttered the following:

“Yours got lost in the mail along with the mail-order bride that never was.”

This was in response to Margaret’s ill-timed comments that Jennifer’s brother was getting married to a mail-order bride. 

Margaret could not respond because she was blindsided. 

What did Jennifer buy Jackie? 

A dagger. Yes, really!

Well, Jennifer said it was “an ancient Turkish dagger that people used when they wanted to stab people in the back, so I figured I can give you something tangible, so the next time, I can see you coming.”

But Jackie refused the gift, saying she did not want the”passive-aggressive gift.” What followed was the women literally throwing the dagger back and forth at each other. 

Thankfully, the pair made things right, but Jennifer continued to pursue Margaret. 

When the ladies got drunk at the vineyard, Margaret started chatting about how she met her current husband, Joe. 

“He was married at the time, and she thought he was gonna leave his wife,” Margaret shared, while Jennifer laughed and said, “I see a pattern here.”

“What’s the pattern?” Margaret quizzed. 

“Your mother was with a married man, and you were with a married man,” Jennifer shot back.

“That’s not a pattern. That’s called a coincidence,” Margaret complained. 

Jennifer then tried to take back her comments, but Margaret was not ready to let this feud die out and complained about Jennifer’s brother and his marriage. 

“I’m just saying, culturally, it’s very hard to relate to,” Margaret explained.

“So you can’t relate to people who have setup marriages, and I can’t relate to people who have affairs with married men,” Jennifer fired back.

“Who sleeps in the f–king pool house?! Who sleeps in the pool house?!” screamed Margaret who was getting irate at Jen’s existence. 

“You avoid making comments on something that you don’t understand, and I’ll avoid making comments on things that I don’t understand, like breaking up a family!” Jennifer yelled. 

Later in the episode, the ladies attended an event for Milania that celebrated her song’s release, and there were fireworks. 

Danielle previously told Teresa that Margaret said she was not to trust Teresa or Melissa Gorga. 

“I never said that,” Margaret said.

“You did, and we discussed that at my house right before we had the bachelorette party,” Danielle replied.

Margaret said that Staub said to her, “I don’t know who to trust,” and that her response was, “Well then don’t trust anybody.” 

Margaret eventually walked off because she was tired of the drama. 

That’s when the husbands started arguing. 

Marty told Joe that Margaret was “jealous” of Danielle and that “Margaret doesn’t wanna walk into a room with Danielle because nobody will look at Margaret.”

Joe did not take that too well, and Joe Gorga stepped in to prevent him from punching Marty. 

What the hell, right?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey continues Wednesdays on Bravo. 

Jazz Jennings Hosts "Farewell to Penis" Party Before Surgery

We already reported that Jazz Jenning’s difficult gender confirmation surgery was, ultimately, a success.

But in the build-up, everyone was a little nervous about this major operation. Fortunately, there was a way to cut the tension.

On the latest episode of I Am Jazz, Jazz’s mom threw a “farewell to penis” party for her daughter. Yes, there was a penis cake.

Jazz jennings turns 18

Tuesday night was Season 5, Episode 3 of I Am Jazz, an episode titled: “Caterpillar to Butterfly.”

We hope that we do not have the spell out the symbolism of either caterpillars or butterflies when it comes to human genitalia.

In the episode, Jazz is hyped for her bottom surgery — the term used in the trans community for surgery on one’s genitals.

(it contrasts with top surgery, where breast tissue is either removed or implants are added, and doesn’t make everyone endure the word “genitals”)

Any major surgery is a big deal, and Jazz’s surgery has its own unique challenges.

So Jazz’s parents have a conversation about how to celebrate their daughter’s upcoming surgery.

Parents of jazz jennings

Her mom’s idea is a “farewell to penis” party, as she explains to Jazz’s dad.

That is an accurate description. Jazz is and always has been a girl, so a spoof on a gender reveal party wouldn’t make much sense.

(Remember, genitals are not gender)

“I wanna do this party, because I want to have fun with the idea that Jazz is having surgery,” Jeanette explained.

“This is not fun,” Jeanette said of her daughter’s upcoming operation. “There’s nothing fun about this, but laughter is the best medicine.”

Jazz jennings and mom jeanette

Jazz’s dad like things a little more “low-key” than his wife or daughter, so he’s not so sure that a “farewell to penis” party is in good taste.

But when Jazz hears that her dad is a little embarrassed by the idea of the party, she is totally onboard.

As Jazz explains, “I love making my dad uncomfortable.”

What teen doesn’t? Especially when her dad is, as she says, “more reserved and modest.”

“And,” she continues. “If this penis party is going to do just that, then we’ve gotta have a penis party.”

And that was that.

Jazz jennings penis cake

Jazz actually helped to make the cake, which has a penis on it — made of rolled fondant — that has a pair of eyes on it.

The cake-dong was not photorealistic, but it was close enough to the real thing that TLC saw fit to blur it in several shots.

The phallic cake went on top of a generic store-bought cake, which is a good choice. Fondant is … not as tasty as actual frosting.

(Jazz and Jeanette actually had a bit of an argument, because Jazz wanted flesh-toned frosting but her mom insisted on the fondant)

Her mom also discussed the idea of a penis pinata, which is certainly a symbolic gesture in its own right.

Jazz jennings cuts the cake

Also during the episode, Jazz and her parents disagreed about cybersecurity issues.

Jazz is a vlogger who updates her fans and followers on her life and very frankly discusses trans issues.

During one video, she happened to mention the date of her surgery.

Her parents were concerned, and pointed out that of the countless transphobes out there, some are certainly violent.

It would only take one hateful lunatic to barge into the hospital to kill her or her doctors.

Thankfully, that did not happen, but it’s a good reminder that public figures who are also minorities are at higher risk of violence from bigots.

We’re glad that Jazz was safe and pulled through her surgery okay despite some complications.

Jazz jennings hosts farewell to penis party before surgery

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Margaret Calls Jennifer’s Sister-in-Law a ‘Mail-Order’ Bride

It was the end of the line for Danielle Staub on Wednesday’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. 

Margaret Josephs who has long advocated for Danielle to be part of the group decided enough was enough, and that their friendship was at breaking point. 

Instead of getting into another altercation, Margaret opted to send a text to end her friendship with the former series regular, effectively cutting her out of the action. 

“She’s wacko,” Margaret complained to her co-stars, before going on to reveal how the text exchange played out, and it was as ugly as you would expect. 

“I wish you a happy life. Never speak to me again,” Margaret said to Melissa Gorga and show newcomer Jackie Goldschneider as she skimmed her phone for the damning messages. 

“I can’t believe you’re this person, shame on you,” Danielle fired back before going on to wish Margaret a happy mother’s day. 

While that final act sounds like Danielle’s way of being nice, it was not. If you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online, you know that Margaret hasn’t had the best relationship with her kids. 

She has been vocal about the breakdown of her previous marriage leading to a decline in communication between her and her ex-husband’s children. 

It was a typical Danielle move, but at least Margaret was wise enough to let the snake down gently by SMS. 

Hell, Danielle was out for blood on last week’s installment when the two Joe’s got talking about her intentions with her then-husband. 

“I didn’t answer. We’re done. We’re never having this fight again,” Margaret said to the women after spilling the beans. 

“Denial is a real thing, and she f***ing is Cleopatra,” she said with a smirk. 

As for the other relationship that was on the rocks, that was Teresa Giudice and Jackie Goldschneider. 

Giudice was ready for a war of words. That’s what happens when you bring her family into your petty squabbles, Jackie. 

“I’m definitely not intimidated by Teresa. I just hope it’s not another scream-fest,” Jackie fretted before a one-on-one meeting with her nemesis. 

“What you did to me is not excusable,” said Jackie of their previous bust-up, adding:

“I don’t get spoken to like that; I’m a grown woman, I have a lot of self-respect … I was like, ‘What the f***?'”

“Listen, you came at me first,” Teresa shot back. 

But Jackie went on to imply that she and Teresa had something in common. Her father was in jail, and her mother was under house arrest. 

“We used to laugh about it,” Jackie said, clearly trying to make light of the situation. 

“I’m living it right now,” Teresa said. “My kids live with it every day. And it really hurts them that their father is not here.”

“I did not mean to hurt you, and for that I am sorry,” Jackie ultimately said, with Teresa accepting. 

“Believe me, I’ve gotten more Namaste – I used to be a little bit crazier. So that was calm for me when I’m p***ed,” Teresa said to close off the argument. 

While Margaret was washing her hands of Danielle, she didn’t realize she was gearing up for another big fight. 

Teresa later told the ladies that Jennifer Aydin’s brother and his soon-to-be wife “knew each other for two weeks and now they’re getting engaged.”

“Ok, that’s a little crazy,” Margaret said laughing.

Teresa said it’s part of the culture and that “they don’t sleep with each other and you get to know them when you marry them,'”

“What happens if he was a dud? That’s a life of torture,” continued Margaret, adding:

“Oh come on, he met her in Turkey? She could be mail order.”

SHOT. FIRED. 

Teresa told Jennifer all about it and the latter said to Margaret:

“I can’t relate to people who have affairs with married people.”

This is the season of the feud, and we’re living for it!

RHONJ continues Wednesdays on Bravo. 

The Bachelor Season Premiere Recap: We’re in Virgin Territory!

Colton Underwood is a virgin. Did you know that?

ABC continued to hype this fact about its Season 23 star on the three-hour premiere episode Monday night, which featured Colton kissing two women and sending home seven more.

“I’m the first virgin Bachelor and it’s crazy to even think about that,” Underwood said early on. “I couldn’t be more hopeful and excited.”

Did his 30 suitors feel the same way, however?

How did they approach the fact that he’s never slid his throbbing unit inside of any private parts?

Scroll down for everything you ever wanted to know about this lengthy season premiere — and visit our section of The Bachelor spoilers to see who actually wins…

1. Ready to Meet the Ladies

Bachelor premieres
After the usual kind of introduction — which, yes, focused heavily on both Colton’s former football career and his virginity – Chris met up with Colton outside of the mansion to meet his many suitors.

2. They Were Ready to Swipe That V Card

They were ready to swipe that v card
“If I was the person that Colton gave his virginity to, I would definitely bring out all the tricks,� said Onyeka, an IT risk consultant from Dallas, Texas, at one point.

3. Et Tu, Demi?

Et tu demi
Added this suitor: “I know that he’s a virgin, which is kind of concerning. If you only ever have a vanilla cupcake, well how do you know you don’t like chocolate? How do you know you don’t like strawberry? I feel like you have to try out all the cupcakes first to know what you really want. I’m the damn confetti cake.”

4. Okay. On to the Arrivals!

Okay on to the arrivals
There was Caelynn — who currently holds the title of Miss North Carolina 2018 – wore her sash and everything!

5. Yup, She’s a Sloth

Yup shes a sloth
There was Alex D., who dressed in a head-to-toe sloth costume (because Colton likes to take things “slowly.� Really. This was her reasoning.) and was so very into it that her arrival took up about half the premiere.

6. Pulled Over for Lameness

Pulled over for lameness
There was Tracy, who showed up in a cop cruise because she was the self-proclaimed fashion police. Wow, huh? The sloth costume may have made more sense.

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The Bachelor Season Premiere Recap: We’re in Virgin Territory!

Colton Underwood is a virgin. Did you know that?

ABC continued to hype this fact about its Season 23 star on the three-hour premiere episode Monday night, which featured Colton kissing two women and sending home seven more.

“I’m the first virgin Bachelor and it’s crazy to even think about that,” Underwood said early on. “I couldn’t be more hopeful and excited.”

Did his 30 suitors feel the same way, however?

How did they approach the fact that he’s never slid his throbbing unit inside of any private parts?

Scroll down for everything you ever wanted to know about this lengthy season premiere — and visit our section of The Bachelor spoilers to see who actually wins…

1. Ready to Meet the Ladies

Bachelor premieres
After the usual kind of introduction — which, yes, focused heavily on both Colton’s former football career and his virginity – Chris met up with Colton outside of the mansion to meet his many suitors.

2. They Were Ready to Swipe That V Card

They were ready to swipe that v card
“If I was the person that Colton gave his virginity to, I would definitely bring out all the tricks,� said Onyeka, an IT risk consultant from Dallas, Texas, at one point.

3. Et Tu, Demi?

Et tu demi
Added this suitor: “I know that he’s a virgin, which is kind of concerning. If you only ever have a vanilla cupcake, well how do you know you don’t like chocolate? How do you know you don’t like strawberry? I feel like you have to try out all the cupcakes first to know what you really want. I’m the damn confetti cake.”

4. Okay. On to the Arrivals!

Okay on to the arrivals
There was Caelynn — who currently holds the title of Miss North Carolina 2018 – wore her sash and everything!

5. Yup, She’s a Sloth

Yup shes a sloth
There was Alex D., who dressed in a head-to-toe sloth costume (because Colton likes to take things “slowly.� Really. This was her reasoning.) and was so very into it that her arrival took up about half the premiere.

6. Pulled Over for Lameness

Pulled over for lameness
There was Tracy, who showed up in a cop cruise because she was the self-proclaimed fashion police. Wow, huh? The sloth costume may have made more sense.

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90 Day Fiance Recap: The Couples Tell All

90 Day Fiance aired part one of its Tell All special on Sunday night, where Jay claimed his cheating was just an accident.

But the story of his failed marriage to Ashley was just one piece of the puzzle.

Last week, we described Larissa as this season’s primary antagonist. We weren’t wrong.

Colt and Larissa were very late arriving on stage, ostensibly because Larissa had to have the perfect look and outfit for her face-off with Fernanda.

“Fernanda is jealous of me because she’s ugly and I’m beautiful,” Larissa announces.

That is either a very funny joke or the statement of someone who is totally divorced from reality.

“I know that I look sexier than Fernanda,” Larissa claims. “So I’m feeling ready to do war.”

The two had feuded on Instagram following Larissa’s arrest for domestic battery.

That feud continued at the Tell All, with Larissa yelling for Fernanda to “shut upee.”

Colt then wades into the feud, asking Fernanda what her problem with them could possibly be.

“Just because you are youngee, you don’t have any charisma,” Larissa accused. “And nobody cares about you.”

This quickly devolved into a one-sided screaming match with Larissa yelling that no one cares about Fernanda.

Eventually, Colt called Jonathan “pathetic” for “paying for a 16-year-old bride.”

Fernanda is 19, for the record. She’s young but she’s an adult.

Colt was addressing Jon having bought Fernanda a car, an apartment, a boob job, and more.

Coming from Colt, Jonathan found that insult pretty rich.

“What’s pathetic?” Jon asks. “You live at home with your mother.”

Colt was on thin ice to begin with. He famously does not have air conditioning in his car, despite living in Vegas.

Some wondered if he envied Jon’s success, looks, and his dramatic but non-violent wife.

Eventually, Larissa’s nonstop yelling frustrated everyone, and they began to depart the stage.

(We don’t know how much of this was improvised and how much was planned out by TLC)

We’re sure to see that blow-up fight followed up next week.

Ashley and Jay were in a complicated place.

She caught Jay video chatting with another woman just days after their wedding.

He had downloaded Tinder right after the ceremony, which is … absolutely not okay.

Up to a point, they seem to agree that, if they’d had more time, they would have just lived together for longer before tying the knot.

But Ashley wasn’t going to let Jay off so easily.

“You should be thankful that you had 90 days,” she told him. “Because it took you 93 to screw up.”

“You don’t invite a woman over to my house while I’m bartending at night,” Ashley admonished.

We would remind everyone that the 90 day limitation is imposed by the US government on K1 visas, and is not an invention of TLC.

Ashley does admit that, despite her frustration, she doesn’t yet have plans to file for a change of status.

Why? Because that would banish Jay to Jamaica. It’s a very permanent decision.

But she’s not just going to keep him in the US indefinitely out of the goodness of her heart without living her life, either.

“I’m not going to be responsible for him for 10 years,â€� Ashley warns. “I have a life. I have a home. I have a car. I have kids.”

Ashley concludes: “I’m not willing to risk any of that for someone that doesn’t even respect me.”

When the conversation turned to Leida and Eric, Leida made it very clear that she has regrets.

Fans did not like it when she admonished Eric for paying child support.

“It’s almost like she’s saying she doesn’t want him paying for his own child because she wants him to pay for hers,” Kalani observes.

Kalani continues: “It’s almost like you’re picking someone else’s child over your own child.”

Fans excoriated Leida on social media. Some took it too far, even sending death threats.

(Please do not do that!)

Others 90 Day Fiance fans took a more moderate approach to responding to Leida’s terrible behavior.

They instead messaged companies that usually seek product endorsements from 90 Day Fiance stars.

Fans cautioned these brands that an endorsement from Leida was no endorsement at all, and cited her terrible behavior.

That is likely a major factor in why Leida used the Tell All to prostrate herself before viewers.

“I was a selfish bitch,â€� Leida admits. “I’m mad at myself like, ‘How could you be so stupid like that?’… I’m feeling regret right now.”

Hey, better late than never.

Ugh, now we have to talk about Steven and Olga.

They are such a likeable couple on social media, but perhaps that is because, in pictures, Steven cannot speak.

Olga couldn’t even be in the US for the filming of the Tell All because Steven was late filing for her K1 visa, which is not a great sign.

Instead, she was there via video conference.

Obviously, one of the most important things on which Steven was challenged was the inexcusable way that he spoke to Olga after she gave birth.

“I don’t know her as a person,â€� Steven claimed. “When I was in Russia, she was not who she was during the summertime.”

He also explained that he had delayed filing Olga’s visa because he needed to get steady employment and a place of his own first.

Kalani laid into Asuelu for not providing sufficiently for their son.

She cites how her sister, Kolini, was more of a “dad” to baby Oliver than Asuelu.

As viewers may recall, in the months before Asuelu came to America, Kolini was one of the baby’s primary caregivers.

Asuelu did not send Kalani any kind of financial support. As Kalani stated on camera, he os Samoan but he was not paid in coconuts.

Asuelu cried about wanting to be with Kalani, of course.

(I’m all for men expressing their emotions, but I’m also glad to see that Asuelu’s tears are a meme enjoyed by people who’ve never even seen 90 Day Fiance)

He also explains that he, like so many, imagines America to be a land of such bounty and prosperity that his support was not needed.

The lesson here is that couples need to communicate. Like adults.

Also, we would just like to point out that between Asuelu’s shirt and Kalani’s dress, they were definitely the best dressed couple.

Finally, Jonathan and Fernanda discussed their issues.

Though we know that Jon and Fernanda split around New Year’s, for the Tell All, they were still together.

Referencing times that Fernanda had lost her temper, Jon explains that she’s young and passionate, and even accused her of being insecure.

She didn’t love that.

Part of it is isolation — Jon is the only person she really knows in America, so when he goes out and doesn’t answer his phone, she feels cut off.

But part of it is that she needs to keep her feelings in check. Feeling sad is okay. Throwing things is not.

That couple’s friction melted away when Larissa walked onto the stage, and they presented a united front against her.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Porsha Williams and Kandi Burruss are officially on the outs again!

The two ladies went to war during a hibachi party on Sunday’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. 

From Porsha calling Kandi a “b—h” and accusing her of being “fake as hell,” it was a wild installment that proved these two can never be friends. 

“You don’t know how to control yourself, that’s the problem,” Kandi fired back at her nemesis during the party. 

Confused about how it all played out? 

Yeah, we were in the same boat. 

“How did we end up here again?” Kandi asked the cameras before we took a trip to the world of flashbacks to put the pieces together. 

Picking up a week earlier, Kandi learned the truth about why Porsha was kicked out of her husband Todd’s birthday party, and she was not amused. 

A girl from Dennis McKinley’s past showed up at the party, prompting Porsha to fly off the handle, and it made everyone else at the party uncomfortable.

While Kandi vowed to get to the bottom of it, Porsha was telling her own version of events to her sister Lauren and Dennis. 

Porsha’s biggest issue was that she felt she was set up to argue with this woman, and fumed that Kandi didn’t call her to check in with her. 

In this instance, Porsha must be deluded. By getting into that fight she caused unnecessary drama, so why should Kandi be the one to pick up the phone?

“When the hate don’t work, you start telling lies,” Dennis said as though butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth. 

Porsha struggled because she knew she had to get her side of the story across to her co-stars before they picked sides, so she turned to NeNe Leaks and Cynthia Bailey. 

In doing so, she also confirmed her pregnancy to them. 

Elsewhere, Cynthia prepared for a visit from her boyfriend, Mike Hill, and it was her first time seeing him in some time. 

Knowing Mke was ready to make a big gesture, Cynthia wondered whether he was going to propose, but he really wanted to know whether she wanted to have an exclusive relationship. 

It’s the next best thing, we guess. Cynthia was grinning from ear-to-ear when he uttered the following:

“Will you be my lady?’

It’s great to see Cynthia in such a happy place after such a rough time with Peter Thomas. 

Cynthia’s ex-husband was back in Atlanta during the installment, and the big surprise was that he did not do anything to ruin her new relationship. 

The episode concluded with the fight at the beginning, meaning we have to wait until next Sunday to find out what happens next. 

What are your thoughts on the fight?

Hit the comments below. 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Porsha Williams and Kandi Burruss are officially on the outs again!

The two ladies went to war during a hibachi party on Sunday’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. 

From Porsha calling Kandi a “b—h” and accusing her of being “fake as hell,” it was a wild installment that proved these two can never be friends. 

“You don’t know how to control yourself, that’s the problem,” Kandi fired back at her nemesis during the party. 

Confused about how it all played out? 

Yeah, we were in the same boat. 

“How did we end up here again?” Kandi asked the cameras before we took a trip to the world of flashbacks to put the pieces together. 

Picking up a week earlier, Kandi learned the truth about why Porsha was kicked out of her husband Todd’s birthday party, and she was not amused. 

A girl from Dennis McKinley’s past showed up at the party, prompting Porsha to fly off the handle, and it made everyone else at the party uncomfortable.

While Kandi vowed to get to the bottom of it, Porsha was telling her own version of events to her sister Lauren and Dennis. 

Porsha’s biggest issue was that she felt she was set up to argue with this woman, and fumed that Kandi didn’t call her to check in with her. 

In this instance, Porsha must be deluded. By getting into that fight she caused unnecessary drama, so why should Kandi be the one to pick up the phone?

“When the hate don’t work, you start telling lies,” Dennis said as though butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth. 

Porsha struggled because she knew she had to get her side of the story across to her co-stars before they picked sides, so she turned to NeNe Leaks and Cynthia Bailey. 

In doing so, she also confirmed her pregnancy to them. 

Elsewhere, Cynthia prepared for a visit from her boyfriend, Mike Hill, and it was her first time seeing him in some time. 

Knowing Mke was ready to make a big gesture, Cynthia wondered whether he was going to propose, but he really wanted to know whether she wanted to have an exclusive relationship. 

It’s the next best thing, we guess. Cynthia was grinning from ear-to-ear when he uttered the following:

“Will you be my lady?’

It’s great to see Cynthia in such a happy place after such a rough time with Peter Thomas. 

Cynthia’s ex-husband was back in Atlanta during the installment, and the big surprise was that he did not do anything to ruin her new relationship. 

The episode concluded with the fight at the beginning, meaning we have to wait until next Sunday to find out what happens next. 

What are your thoughts on the fight?

Hit the comments below. 

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jackie Goldschneider Makes ANOTHER Enemy

Is Jackie Goldschneider on a mission to become the most-hated housewife? 

Wednesday’s episode put the new housewife on the outs with Jennifer Aydin, and while the latter has proven to be self-absorbed and overbearing, we have to side with her. 

Jackie wrote an article about parenting in a local newspaper, apparently trying to capitalize on the fame of being part of the cast of one of Bravo’s most popular series. 

However, the article appeared to be a dig at the way Jennifer raises her own kids. 

The action kicked into high gear at Joe and Melissa Gorga’s son’s first communion. Yeah, because there’s always an event to stir the pot on these shows. 

Jackie immediately approached Jennifer at the event upon walking in and started talking about her beef with Teresa Giudice. 

“So when we walked in, I felt bad because I’m in such a weird place with Teresa,” Jackie said, acting as though there was no article.

“I feel like it’s just awkward. I said something to her that she took offense to that I did not mean to be offensive. I’m also not gonna go grovel and be like, ‘I f–ked up. I’m sorry.'”

Jennifer was not about to let Jackie gloss over the article, so she changed the subject without taking a breather. 

“Do you feel that certain things should be off limits, like husbands and children? Would you agree with that?” Jennifer asked Jackie who seemingly agreed. 

“Then why would you write an article that references to my kids being spoiled?” Jennifer asked a stunned Jackie.

“Did I say anything untrue?” Jackie responded.

“I felt there was a lot of judgment there,” Jennifer complained.

“I didn’t write your name, I didn’t say one negative thing about your children, I didn’t even say anything negative about you,” Jackie replied.

Jennifer admitted to the cameras that she was “pissed” and “not backing down’ and eager to ‘rip [Jackie] a new one.”

Jennifer went on to say the following:

“You are not like, ‘Oh, I couldn’t help but wonder, could I write this article without seeming like a pompous, judgmental a**hole?'”

SHOTS FIRED. 

Jackie realized that her friendships were fast falling apart, and set out to salvage her relationship with Teresa and asked if they could meet at another time and chat about things. 

“She’s f–king delusional!” Teresa screamed at the cameras, adding:

“If Jackie thinks that this is gonna be a nice sit-down, she’s got another thing coming.”

Jackie should probably be scared. Teresa’s family is off-limits, and this feud is going to get crazier as the weeks go by. 

What are your thoughts on all the fighting?

Hit the comments below. 

RHONJ continues Wednesdays on Bravo.