It's been about nine months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom: OG, and we're gonna go ahead and admit it -- we miss her.
Sure, she's a negligent mom, a reckless rage-a-holic, and possibly the most shameless opportunist in the history of reality television (which is really saying something), but damn if the girl's not entertaining.
Fortunately, Farrah has found various ways to remain semi-relevant in the months since she was unceremoniously kicked to the curb by MTV.
These days Farrah is focused on her "celebrity boxing" career, and she's now found a way to combine that venture with her other great passion -- removing her clothes for money.
Like we said, the mother of one has a way of keeping things interesting, and she's really been outdoing herself in recent weeks ...
1. The Boxer
Farrah announced her intention to step in the ring before she even found an opponent. In fact, it was only recently that she secured a bout with a D-lister who's as desperate as she is.
2. Farrah v LiLo?
Ms. Abraham had high hopes for her fight, and her reps reportedly made offers to both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
3. Grudge Match
At one point, it was rumored that Farrah would square off with Drita D'Avanzo, the Mob Wives star whom she feuded with over the summer.
4. Hooping It Up
Eventually, Farrah was forced to settle for Flavor of Love star Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander, as more high-profile stars proved unwilling to step into the ring.
Farrah, of course, never allows an opportunity to make a buck slip past her, so she's capitalizing on her long-awaited boxing debut by combining it with some of her other business ventures.
Yes, Farrah wants to do more than just leave her opponent breathless. She also wants the home audience knocked out by the racy, boxing-related content she's now offering up on her website.