On Teen Mom OG this week...
... Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer went at it once again, arguing over their relationship and its affect on their kids.
... Catelynn and Tyler Baltierra inched closer to their unusual and controversial trial separation.
... Amber Portwood snapped at Andrew Glennon, just like old times.
... Cheyenne Floyd and Cory Wharton stirred up even more drama as they grapple with their romantic future.
... Oh, and Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney were totally fine and normal.
Ready for a recap of the dramatic events? Scroll down and let's do this!
1. The Ballad of Bristol and Dakota
We'll start with the most dysfunctional (former) couple of all, as Palin called her ex-husband this week because she hoped they could be ""adults about the situation," considering three kids were at the center of it.
2. Can We Just Move On, Please?
"I know there's been a lot of hurt and a lot of pettiness on both of our behalfs," Bristol told Dakota over the phone. "I want to get off on a different foot so we can work together for our girls."
3. Not Like This, We Can't
Meyer, who did sign up to appear on a reality TV show, didn't appreciate Brisol reaching out as part of an episode. "Pick up the phone, text me when there's not cameras around," he shot back. "Show me that you're gonna have genuine intentions and it ain't just for the show to start some drama."
4. dakota v. bristol
Bristol replied she wanted to do it on camera so they'd have "a level of accountability," which is pretty lame and dumb and untrue, before Meyer agreed to meet up with her to talk about things further. (But not on this episode.)
5. How Was I Ever Married to Her?!?
After the call, Meyer vented to a producer as follows: "Bristol's like a kid. She's more worried about the court of public opinion than getting in there and let's be parents to the kids. That's what the show has done to her. She's more focused on the show and her image than she is about the best interest of the kids. The kids are fine, this is the pettiness that I have to look forward to forever."
6. Poor Catelynn
Catelynn and Tyler, meanwhile, were preparing to start their separation
, as Tyler was getting ready to move out.