Kody Brown to Christine Brown: You are So Pathetic!

Kay D. Rhodes

Call us crazy, Sister Wives fans.

But we don’t think Kody Brown and Christine Brown are ever getting back together.

Because Christine is now married to David Woolley and clearly VERY happy to have escaped a loveless and one-sided marriage?

Well, yeah.

Kody Brown and Christine Brown from Sister Wives
Kody Brown and Christine Brown are exasperated with each other at this point. (TLC)

But also because Kody also seems to be quite over his former spiritual spouse.

On the latest episode of Sister Wives, Kody came right out and admitted he’s “married to the love of my life” in Robyn Brown.

“I’ve got these other situations at different levels of discord,” he said via confessional about his other three sister wives/ex-sister wives.

“It’s hard to reconcile and [we] just got all this angst in our lives.”

Christine Brown appears to be having a laugh here at the expense of Kody Brown.
Christine Brown is laughing at Kody in this photo. That’s what we choose to believe. (TLC)

It’s been clear for years that Kody no longer has any romantic interest in Meri (he said on Sunday night that there’s no “fire” between the pair), while Christine left him way back in November 2021.

However, back when these Season 18 episodes were filmed, Janelle and Kody had only just started to separate.

The latter said on air that Janelle “doesn’t want to reconcile,” but said he maintained hope for a future with this spouse.

If only she weren’t so darn close to Christine, Kody emphasized.

Kody Brown sits here for a confessional on Sister Wives Season 18.
Kody Brown has an annoying smirk on his face in this photo. (TLC)

“We see each other once in a while. We talk on the phone once in a while,” Kody said of where things stood with Janelle.

“I do believe we could reconcile. I do believe that it would require Christine and Janelle to sort of [be] like, ‘It’s been nice hanging out a lot.'”

But?

“Christine has so much influence over Janelle, I just think it’s pathetic,” Kody added.

Kody Brown just never seems happy.
Kody Brown just never seems happy, huh? We’re not fans. (TLC)

Classic Kody Brown, right?

Nothing is his fault. There’s no way Janelle might just think he’s a self-centered sexist who only has eyes for Robyn. Nope.

Christine must be blamed for what Janelle is thinking and feeling these days.

“I don’t want to say anything to Janelle because I’m afraid Christine will find out about it or if the kids will find out about it. It’s like, I just don’t want to talk about me,” Kody also said on this episode.

Christine Brown picture, and also Kody Brown picture
Christine Brown has said she’s SO glad she divorced Kody. We’re proud of her for doing so. (TLC)

Kody even said doesn’t understand “why Janelle can’t be married with me.”

“She was married to me when I was married to Meri and she was married to me when I was married to Christine and she was married to me while I was married to Robyn,” he continued.

“Why not now?”

Maybe because she finally has come to her sense, dude?

“I still feel some affection for him, but I don’t want to be married to him and I don’t want to be with him, but I have no hard feelings,” Janelle told People Magazine in a recent interview, emphasizing once again:

“I really don’t have any hard feelings.”

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Kody Brown to Christine Brown: You are So Pathetic! was originally published on The Hollywood Gossip.