Jenelle Evans isn't having the greatest luck with her career right now.
And that's for a lot of reasons.
Really, it all boils down to her being a bad person, being married to a worse person, and refusing to even think about the possibility of personal growth.
It's been looking like business opportunities have been drying up for her, but she did get the chance to make an appearance at a weed dispensary in Oregon this week.
This is the story about how that all went to absolute hell ...
1. Bless Her Heart
All right, so we all know that Jenelle isn't the most employable person in the world, right?
2. Not Much Experience
As far as we can tell, she worked as a waitress for a little bit in the early days of Teen Mom 2, and she went to school to be a medical assistant but it doesn't look like she ever actually got her certification.
3. If Only ...
She did make a ton of money on the show, but she was fired last year because she and David wouldn't cooperate with the network's refusal to film with him around, and also because he killed her dog and they temporarliy lost custody of their kids.
4. Eyebrow Kits!
After that, she tried to transition into owning a makeup brand, which can be very lucrative, but she let that fall apart, too.
5. Sponsored
She's tried to do sponsored posts on social media, but every time she does, there's a ton of backlash directed towards whatever company she partnered with, and then the company cuts ties with her.
6. Hmmm
She keeps talking about something big coming, and she's been hinting that she'll be back on TV soon, but right now it looks like that's all talk.
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