So David Eason is trash, just pure human garbage, and pretty much everyone who is aware of his existence knows this.
The only "fans" David has are the people who share his backwards beliefs. Thankfully he doesn't have too many of them.
Thirsty groupie-mistress Britt notwithstanding.
But still, no matter what this knuckle-dragger says or does, Jenelle Evans seems absolutely determined to stand by him.
And you really just have to see all this nonsense she spewed in her latest misguided attempt to make people like him ...
1. The Happy Couple
So this is Jenelle and her big ol' gross husband, David. They look happy, right?
2. Wrong
But despite their smiles, their marriage is a real dumpster fire -- we know that for several reasons.
3. RIP Nugget
There was the time that David killed her dog, the time that she called 911 and said that he pushed her so hard she thought he broke her collarbone, the time that she called 911 and said that she locked him out of the house and he was literally beating the door down while Ensley was sleeping upstairs in her room.
4. More Proof
Jenelle has also made multiple public statements about how bad he is, and that she knows it's best for her and her children to be away from him.
5. What a Mess
But whenever she isn't actively planning on leaving him, she pretends like everyone is stupid for remembering all of that, and she makes up really bizarre lies to justify it all.
6. Next!
And now that we've gone over that phenomenon, let's switch gears to Jenelle's newfound passion for dumb conspiracy theories.