Well, we guess maybe she deserves some credit.
She stuck to her guns for a few months, right?
Yes, folks, in case you haven't heard by now, longtime Teen Mom 2 terror Jenelle Evans and David Eason are back together.
Rumors of the gruesome twosome reconciling have been surfacing for weeks, but at this point, we're confident in saying this:
It's not just a rumor, but the sad, scary truth.
We have proof that these toxic lovers are not only back together romantically, but once again living under the same roof.
If you're looking for a silver lining, well, perhaps Jenelle has given up on her foolish dream of re-launching her TV career.
After all, no network will touch Evans with a ten-foot pole now that her dog-killing, child-abusing ex is back in the picture.
Take a look at the pile of evidence that the Carolina Hurricane is giving her dangerous spouse his 475th second chance:
[UPDATE: We have shocking new intel about Jenelle and David's relationship, including new abuse claims against Eason.]
1. Here We Go Again
Well, it's official. After about three months apart, and a move out of state to get away from her abuser, Jenelle Evans has thrown in the towel. She and David Eason are officially back together. And fans are bracing themselves for the worst.
2. Trouble Brewing
After all, we often laugh at the antics of Jenelle and David - how could you not? - but the reality of their situation is very sad, and very serious. Jenelle is undoubtedly in a borderline abusive relationship at best, and grave danger at worst.
3. Both Funny and Sad
We laugh at David's stupidity and the foolishness of the lies he's always getting caught in, but his violent tendencies? His abuse of children and his wife, and animals, and his otherwise unstable behavior? More vomit-inducing than funny.
4. The Nugget Incident
In case you've forgotten who we're dealing with, remember when David shot and killed Jenelle's puppy during one of his infamous fits of rage?
5. Trigger Warning
Or how about the time he attacked his reality star wife and the mother of his daughter while drunk and allegedly broke her collarbone? (More on that later toward the end of this story.)
6. Dangerous Dave
We bring you this very incomplete list of David's most nauseating low-lights simply to remind you of what a dangerous individual he is, and what a colossal mistake Jenelle is making by allowing this man to be near her children (and animals).
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