Well, the fist-pumpin' Jersey Shore gang might be getting older, but there are still plenty of changes happening in the lives of our favorite Garden State guidos.

With a new season of Shore in full swing, we thought it would be a good time to bring you up to speed on the latest developments in the lives of the Macaroni Rascals.

(That's really what the show is called in Japan, a fact that will never not be hilarious.) 

A whole lot has happened in recent months, and recent events have left fans with a lot of lingering questions.

Did Angelina Pivarnick and Chris Larangeira really get divorced?

How about the engagement of Jenni Farley and Zack Carpinello?

Did these two finally tie the knot post-season, or are thay waiting for 24's wrestling career to take off?

Whatever the case, our sincere congratulations go out to these two, as we simply love an engagement this time of year!

Jenni's joyous news led us to contemplate the romantic situations of her castmates -- some of which are good and some of which are very, very bad.

Without further ado, we present a complete rundown of the DTF Shore stars and their current (or former) romantic partners.

So pack your Purell, because we're about to embark on an in-depth exploration of the Smush Room: