Well, the fist-pumpin' Jersey Shore gang might be getting older, but there are still plenty of changes happening in the lives of our favorite Garden State residents.

With a new season of Shore premiering tonight, we thought it would be a good time to bring you up to speed on the latest developments in the lives of the Macaroni Rascals.

(That's what the show is called in Japan, a fact that will never not be hilarious.) 

A whole lot has happened in recent months, but as far as we know, none of it happened on camera.

Will the show find a way to portray recent events such as Ronnie Magro's latest arrest?

How about the engagement of Jenni Farley and Zack Carpinello?

We can't say for sure, but you can bet producers are pissed at Zack for waiting to pop the question!

Anyway, our sincere congratulations go out to these two, as we simply love an engagement this time of year!

Jenni's joyous news led us to contemplate the romantic situations of her castmates - good and bad.

Without further ado, we present a complete rundown of the DTF Shore stars and their current (or former) romantic partners.

So pack your Purell, because we're about to embark on an in-depth exploration of the Smush Room: