A semi truck rolled over in Oklahoma and spilled its — erm, load onto the highway, reportedly blocking traffic for hours!
A video from KWTV News 9 has gone viral on social media after their helicopters covered the incident. An 18-wheeler got in an accident with another truck on Thursday and rolled over somewhere along interstate 40 on the outskirts of the Sooner State. The wreck wasn’t what caught reporters’ attention, though — the boxes of dildos and vibrators that were covering the road and blocking traffic were what made this story newsworthy!
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Of course, being on local TV, the outlet had to watch their mouths for the sake of decency (clearly, this was a case of very public indecency) and didn’t directly address what they were seeing. Although Jim Gardner, who reported the scene, was a bit cheeky saying the truck had “lost its load” (ha!). The cameras said it all, regardless — those are clearly some eggplant emojis covering the black top!
See the hilarious video for yourself (below):
Uhm… it looks like this wrecked semi spilled a load of dildos and lube all over I-40! Great camera work, @news9! pic.twitter.com/bdFh3hGuNs
— The Lost Ogle (@TheLostOgle) September 15, 2022
Guess that’s one way to lubricate your car’s tires!
Twitter went mad upon hearing the news, as expected. Ch-ch-check out some of the funniest replies (below):
“I wonder how many, um, “orders” this is going to leave unfilled?
Soon to be sold as “open box dildos at discount.”
Happened on i69 just west of big beaver road
You would think covered with all that lube they would have slid farther.”
Fortunately, no one was injured. But talk about some end-of-the-week excitement! Someone pass a cigarette…
[Image via Warner Bros/HBO/YouTube/KWTV News 9]
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