Kourtney Kardashian may be single, but don't get it twisted, she is not trying to mingle.
Like, at all.
Kourt showed up for last night's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians where she discussed her love life, or lack thereof, and gave us all the dramatic content we desperately needed on a Sunday night.
The E! star joined best friend Larsa Pippen (who often gets dragged on Twitter for her partying and dating habits, yikes) for a girl's trip to Turks and Caicos, which was also attended by sister Khloe Kardashian and Malika Haqq.
But at one point in the all-new episode, Kourt and Larsa went off on their own to air out some tension when Kourt decided to catch us all up on her dating status.
Kourt basically shared that she is "content" with being alone. And that she is enjoying this stage of her life without a man. And that she has zero interest in dating.
Got it.
"I just feel like I'm in a different place where I just don't feel like I need that," Kourt, 40, said to Larsa, 45.
"Like, I'm content hanging out with my friends."
Her BFF low-key shaded her for her comments, saying, "You're such a liar!"
But the mother-of-three quickly added that she is enjoying this new phase of her life and is feeling, in the words of queen Lizzo, "Good as Hell."
"I just feel like I'm on a different vibe," she explained.
"I just feel so content with just myself. Like, I don't feel like I need anybody."
Things got a little awkward after that because, well, Larsa is dating and felt a little attacked.
At the time of filming, the former Real Housewives of Miami star had filed for a divorce from her husband, Scott Pippen, and was enjoying her um, independence.
"I'm just saying -- because you're in a different place than that -- and if that's, like, what you're into, I don't want to be judgmental of you," Kourt told her friend.
"Like you were a month ago?" Larsa jokingly asked the KUWTK star.
"Yes, exactly!" Kourtney replied.
Adding, "Like, I'd rather hang out at the house and be silly and, you know, dance or whatever... I just don't feel like I need anyone else to hang out with [and] texting random guys that are meaningless."
Larsa was finally on the same page, saying, "For sure, that's way better for you... Trust me, you'll go through, like, 10 more phases in the next three months."
Well, all ended up just fine in paradise on last night's episode, even though we're not completely buying Kourt's ~ no dating ~ philosophy.
I mean, we still think she is going to end up with Scott Disick, so...
But for now, we're glad she is living her best life!
