Goop’s $2.6 Million Holiday Gift Guide Is Here!

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Another year, another list of over the top gifts recommended to you by Gwyneth Paltrow!

This year’s holiday gift guide by Goop totals up to nearly $2.6 million in merchandise alone, and includes everything from a $9 roll of floss to a $250k trip to space

Related: Mariah Carey Shares Her List Of Festive Christmas Must-Haves

The festive guide is broken up into ten different categories, and claims to cover just about every one on your holiday list at a variety of price points. Here are a few stand out ideas recommended by the wellness publication:

  • The Wellness Junkie’s Gift Guide: Vegan meal program, Produce bag set
  • The Under-$100 Gift Guide: 24k gold cocktail stirrers, Blue light blocking screen protector
  • The Men’s Gift Guide: Memory digitizing service, Cigar double-cutter
  • The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide: Automatic joint roller, Beer blanket
  • The Cook’s Gift Guide: Vegan chocolate chips, Crepe pan
  • Gifts for the One Who Has Everything: Cat jungle gym, Cashmere hoodie
  • The Kid’s Gift Guide: Muslin swaddle set, Smartphone controlled paper airplane
  • The Traveler’s Gift Guide: 5-in-1 travel adapter, Car diffuser
  • The Lover’s Gift Guide: Online sex education class, Gold handcuffs
  • The Host’s Gift Guide: Firewood tote, Vintage Monopoly

But because this is goop, there is PLENTY more to cover (they even acknowledged how ridiculous some of the gifts are). We rounded up 10 stand out picks from the GP-approved list (below)!

Microgarden

This self-contained hydroponic garden by SproutsIO will set you back $799 (and doesn’t include a $29 monthly membership app fee), but adjusts as your garden grows and looks chic on your countertop.

Pore Refining Toner & Cleanser

Obviously it wouldn’t be a goop guide without a few in-house products. Try this $48 cleanser and $75 pore refining toner for the perfect holiday selfie, no filter needed!

Endangered Species Expedition

For a mere $1.3 million, you can enjoy 12 luxury endangered-species focused trips with Momentum Adventure, spread out or all at once.

Salami Subscription

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We’ve moved a lot of salami, sausages, hams, pâtés, and more in our nearly ten years of business. From a one man Meat Shop to a 150 person charcuterie company, we are proud to say we still hold true the values on which Olympia Provisions was founded. Looking ahead, we’re excited to make major strides in increasing the supply of sustainable and humanely raised pork and furthering our commitment to our employees, our community, and the environment. We hope you’ll join us in our celebration — at our 10 Year Anniversary Party on December 1st in Portland (You’re all invited!) — and throughout this next year as we introduce some exciting new products that support our guarantee of excellence. @olympiaprovisions

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For the person in your life who just can’t get enough meat, a $13/month salami subscription from Olympia Provisions should satisfy their craving.

Brass Fire Extinguisher

If a red fire extinguisher just doesn’t go with your aesthetic, this $250 brass option can double as decor. Plus, there’s copper and chrome if this gold option isn’t your thing.

A Trip To Space

Join the celebs like Katy Perry who have already signed up to jump on a trip to space with a $250,000 ticket from Virgin Galactic.

Chocolate Making Kit

Because purchasing a store bought candy bar is so not in anymore, grab this $300 chocolate making kit from Dandelion Chocolate instead.

Sex Pillow

This sloped foam pillow by Dame will assist you in a variety of sexual positions (we’ll let you decide how to use it) for $95.

Custom Birthday Book

Perfect for the holidays or an upcoming birthday, this $100 custom birthday book from The New York Times includes covers of the publication dated on a birthday from each year since you’ve been born.

Convertible Bassinet

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Exquisite craftsmanship and the preservation of traditional bespoke design are what make each ARISTOT piece a true work of art. Choose from three chic base options when designing your artisanal bassinet: Rondo in Yellow Gold, Curule in Rose Gold, and Dondolo in Black; each stunning in their own way. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Did you know that each ARISTOT base can be converted into a luxury ottoman or ceramic tabletop after baby has grown? Our innovative, modular concept makes each ARISTOT bassinet an investment piece that can truly be cherished for generations to come. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Click the link in bio to shop the entire ARISTOT collection. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #bluevelvet #luxe #lux #luxurystyle #chic #interiorinspirtation #nurserystyle #nurseryinspo #nurseryroomdecor #nurseryfurniture #babynursery #motherlove #stylish #elegant #design #interior #decor #frenchinteriors #parisianstyle #bassinet #heirloomstyle #tuftedfurniture #babystyleguide #babystyleinspo #babyluxe #modularfurniture #aristot #shoparistot

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Who needs to invest in a crib which converts into a bed, when you can get a $2,600 bassinet that converts into an ottoman? Grab one in a variety of textures for yourself from Aristot.

Which item is your favorite on the list, Perezcious readers? If these are just too far-fetched for ya, Oprah Winfrey‘s annual list may be more your style.

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