No one double fists for the holidays like Gwyneth Paltrow!
The actress slash lifestyle guru prepares for end-of-year festivities in style in a new commercial for her wellness brand Goop, which shows her setting the mood to records, double fisting martinis, and sneaking off with a vibrator — all while looking chic AF in the December collection of Goop’s limited-edition fashion line, G. Label.
That’s right, Perezcious readers: it’s *A Very Goop-y Christmas*!!!!
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According to the ad’s narrator, Goop-y Christmases involve lighting candles, doing everything in slow motion, having a laugh for the cam-er-ahh, and getting high (by wearing heels)!
Basically, the ad shows Gwynny doing everything you’d expect her to do during the holiday season: sipping martinis, getting her hair touched up, smiling at the film crew in her living room, and gifting herself the sex toy she bought for someone else. (Stuff your own stocking, Dakota Johnson!)
Ch-ch-check out the festive madness (below)!
This new ‘mercial is just the latest piece of GP-produced art showing GP as the renaissance woman that GP wants everyone to see her as.
How does she do it, you ask?
The Oscar-winner shared some of her wellness secrets in an interview with InStyle earlier this year, telling the mag:
“At this stage I’ve realized the secret to wellness is a little bit of everything. It’s sleep. It’s hydration. It’s nutrition and exercise. It’s not being toxic. It’s watching your tongue. It’s being around people who love you and who are honest with you. It’s about seeing Dr. Dray—the dermatologist, not the rapper—in London or Paris, whenever I can get over there. And drinking is part of my wellness program too.”
Double fisting drinks, when the holidays come around!
As fans will know, Gwynny has made quite the name for herself in the lifestyle arena over the past few years. She’s even caught the eye of OG lifestyle guru Martha Stewart, who gave the 47-year-old star a few words of encouragement (read: mild threats?) in an interview with Barstool Sports earlier this year.
Martha said:
“I wish every young entrepreneur well and I hope that there are many, many, many different kinds of entrepreneurs… if they’re movie stars or hardworking women like I am, who are not movie stars… If they have a good idea, I want them to be able to succeed. So good luck, Gwyneth.”
We think GP has all the luck (and vibrators) she’ll ever need!
[Image via Goop]
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