All of Los Angeles is basically on lockdown, and this lady is trying to make new friends…
Jennifer Lawrence and husband Cooke Maroney got their self isolation bubble disturbed in the scariest way on Sunday night, as TMZ reports a female intruder busted into her El Lay area home!
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According to the outlet, the woman didn’t even have to break in — she found the house and just walked in through the front doors, which were not even locked! Whoa, even when there’s not a pandemic, that’s a serious lapse in home security! This isn’t the 1950s, y’all! (Heck, even the 1950s wasn’t the 1950s, that was only on TV! LOLz!)
Thankfully nothing too terrible happened, no one was injured or anything. Security showed up, and the couple called the police, who took the woman into custody. We’d say Jen was lucky this time, but luck may have had less to do with it than physical prowess — more on that later. The intruder was apparently an obsessed J.Law fan, as the outlet reports she was a 23-year-old woman who later told police she just wanted to meet the Silver Linings Playbook star.
Well, she got her wish in a monkey paw sort of way, if the report from Page Six is to be believed. According to that outlet, it wasn’t Jennifer’s hired security, some beefy guys in black T-shirts, who took down the intruder. Their sources say it was Jen herself, along with her new hubby, who had to physically restrain her before security, and eventually police, even arrived!
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Wow! We knew Jen was a Hunger Games champion on celluloid but she’s apparently the real deal! Cooke is obviously a healthy, strapping 34-year-old, but he’s also an art gallery director — which sounds like the most chill job on the planet. If we had to place our bets on who took down the young home intruder, we’d bet on J laying down the law.
Speaking of which, both outlets report the woman was ultimately arrested on charges of misdemeanor trespassing. We guess they can’t get her on breaking and entering if the door was unlocked?
We certainly hope she washed her hands before intruding. Stay safe out there everyone — and lock you damn doors! Even if you are an X-Man.
[Image via WENN/Avalon/Cooke Maroney/Facebook.]
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