Jenelle Evans and David Eason aren't the best parents, and that's just a fact.
Sure, we could say a lot worse, but the best parents wouldn't have their children temporarily removed from their care by CPS, so we're just sticking with the cold hard facts right now, OK?
So yes, they're not the best, and they've done a lot of things that a lot of people don't agree with.
But this latest stunt with poor little baby Ensley?
It's going to drive people WILD.
1. And Don't You Forget It!
David Eason was born and raised a country boy in the wilds of North Carolina, OK?
2. For Real Though
He's probably the biggest country boy you've ever even heard of. No one in this whole entire country has ever or will ever be as country as him.
3. Exhausting
At least that's what he and Jenelle Evans would like everyone to believe.
4. Gross
Every time he's done something awful, Jenelle's made some kind of statement about how "that's just how he was raised, he doesn't know any better."
5. Memories
Remember when he made all those gross homophobic and transphobic statements on Twitter last year, the ones that got him fired? That's the excuse he gave then, that he was raised to hate all gay people and so we can't really blame him for it. Seriously, that's what she said.
6. Disgusting
And after he killed Nugget -- well, after he killed Nugget and the police decided to close their investigation -- she said the same thing. He even cried during an interview because he simply didn't realize that violently killing a family pet would be such a big deal.