Ever since Jenelle Evans fled to Nashville and filed for divorce back in October, David Eason has been living alone on The Land with his daughter Maryssa.
Now, Eason is claiming that the property was recently burglarized -- and it was an inside job!
The former Teen Mom 2 star tells police that the break-in occurred while he was in Nashville for one of his court dates with Jenelle.
Of course, this is David Eason we're talking about, so several details of the story simply don't add up.
And you don't have to look very far to find the disgruntled dad's motivation for lying.
Take a look:
1. Someone Needs to Be Harrested!
David Eason is playing the victim again. The estranged husband of Jenelle Evans claims his home was burglarized while he was in Nashville for a recent court date.
2. Crime Magnet
If you're keeping score, this is the second time that David has reported a robbery in the six weeks since Jenelle moved out on him.
3. Riiiiiight
Last month, he told police that one of his dogs was stolen off his land. The purloined pooch has yet to reappear.
4. Boat Burglars
This month the roving band of burglars terrorizing rural North Carolina got even bolder, as they apparently made off with David's tools, his "work trailer," his hunting and fishing equipment, and his BOAT!
5. The Camo Caper
We're not sure what sort of hunting equipment he's referring to, since David is not currently allowed to own guns, but more on that later.
6. Desperation
David broke the news of the robbery via a sponsored content clickbait post.