Last week, David Eason was arrested twice in one 48-hour period.
David gets arrested the way most people change their socks, but that's still quite a feat, even by his standards.
And like everything invlolving David, the more we find out about it, the worse it gets.
First, we learned that Eason pistol-whipped a friend of Jenelle's who had arrived at the couple's home in order to help Evans gather her belongings so that she could get the hell out of there.
And of course, David couldn't let his wife get away wihout traumatizing her one last time by threatening a shocking act of violence.
Here's what we know so far:
1. A Familiar Pattern
David Eason allegedly threatened to murder Jenelle Evans' friend during their latest altercation. And of course, he used the colorful language that's helped to make him a famous abuser.
2. Still the Worst
According to an arrest warrant issued by The Sun, David is being charged with Assault with a Deadly Weapon and Communicating Threats. And unless the witnesses are lying, it sounds like he's definitely guilty on both counts.
3. Sounds Pretty Bad!
“[David] unlawfully and willfully did assault [a male friend of Jenelle’s] with a deadly weapon, a Springfield handgun, by hitting [the alleged victim] in the back of the neck and on his back with the handgun,” the warrant reads.
4. This Freakin' Guy
The warrant also alleges that Eason “unlawfully and willfully did threaten to physically injure the person,” allegedly telling the man, “I will blow your f--king brains out.”
5. The Worst
Yes, David allegedly threatened to straight-up murder a friend of Jenelle's. And based on the warrant, it sounds like everyone there thought he really meant to do it.
6. This Dude's Going to Jail!
“The threat was made in a manner and under circumstances which would cause a reasonable person to believe that the threat was likely to be carried out and the person threatened believed that the threat would be carried out,” the warrant reads.