Well, it sounds like summer is off to an interesting start on the stretch of backwoods North Carolina swamp that Jenelle Evans and David Eason have obnoxiously dubbed "The Land."
Just last week, Eason was arrested twice in a 48 hour period.
Shortly thereafter, Jenelle dumped David yet again.
And incredibly, there's more to the story than that.
(DISCLAIMER: Of course, fans have their doubts as to whether or not the separation will actually last this time; Jenelle doesn't have the greatest track record in that department. But moving on.)
On July 6, David will appear in court on a misdemeanor assault charge.
The charge stems from the insane allegations that he pistol-whipped a male friend of Jenelle's when the guy showed up to help her collect her belongings following a fight between the Easons.
Mind you, all of this is taking place just months after Jenelle got back together with David following a different violent outburst.
And believe it or not - there's more!
It's now being reported that the 31-year-old David was rushed to the hospital before his back-to-back arrests.
According to Jenelle, Eason woke up in "excruciating" pain but had no idea what was causing the discomfort.
She drove him to the nearest emergency room, and understandably, she had misgivings about going inside.
“I was so scared he had to go inside of the hospital because of Covid-19," Evans told Celebernation, whatever that is.
Jenelle, who has three kids (one by Eason), adds that she was just "sitting there hoping he wasn’t exposed to it."
At least she held off on going in with the guy.
You'd hate to expose yourself to the coronavirus for your spouse, only to have them whack one of your friends with a large gun.
Are we right??
Anyway, it appears David's distress was caused not by any global pandemic, but by a fluid-filled cyst behind his knee.
It was drained, and he may need to undergo an ultrasound and possible aspiration.
It doesn't sound like he was prescribed any medications, so it's not like he can blame assaulting Jenelle's friend with a deadly weapon on a bad interaction of meds.
Just his terrible, terrible personality. Or a spiked coat rack.
Currently, it's unclear what David and Jenelle's relationship status is, and there's been no word with regard to who is still living on The Land.
(Our guess would be David, as he has nowhere else to go.)
Evans and Eason have stopped following one another on social media, and she posted a Facebook status assuring her fans that all is well.
Jenelle writes:
"I'm going to take a few days out to myself to gather my thoughts and focus on what's going on so I won't be on social media much."
"I love you all for the support that you all have shown me and I'll be stronger and better than ever soon!"
It's good that she's safe, as far as we can tell as of this report - and presumably far from David.
But fans remain highly skeptical about her ability to ditch this loser, and for good reason.
After all, Jenelle already forgave this dangerous madman after he shot her dog in front of her freaking children.
And reportedly beat her at least once, breaking her collarbone, although she (obviously) retracted that claim.
There's no telling how many gun-related incidents he might need to subject her to before she leaves for good.