It's a good day, friends.
Today, we have some brand new quotes from everyone's favorite Teen Mom 2 star, Jenelle Evans.
She was kind enough to do a Q&A with her fans on Instagram, and boy, did she have some interesting things to say.
Did you want to know about the current state of her relationship with David?
Were you curious about what she's doing for money these days?
Don't worry, because Jenelle is talking about all of this and more ...
1. What a Gal
It's been a year now since Jenelle was fired from Teen Mom 2 after David killed her dog -- and what a year it's been, right?
2. Making Changes
A few months after she was fired, she was reported to be in talks with MTV, but it was never clear what those talks were about -- some rumors claimed she could possibly return to Teen Mom, others speculated that she could be working out a new deal altogether.
3. Bye David
Very shortly after she had a meeting in New York with the network, she left David -- many of us thought that it was an attempt to get her old job back, since David was the primary reason she was fired.
4. Psych
After a few months apart, no new television deals emerged, and no new soulmates appeared, and so Jenelle got back with David. That was at the beginning of the year.
5. Moving On (Again)?
Last month, Jenelle and David began publicly sharing their issues again -- they got into a big fight about a boat and Jenelle's best friend, and Jenelle made several passive aggressive Facebook posts. You know, the usual.
6. Uh Oh
She actually ended up leaving him again. She went to stay with some friends, and when they took her back to the swamp to pick up some of her belongings, David pistol-whipped one of her friends and was later arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.