If you know anything about him, you know there's something a little ... off about David Eason.

He's violent and always angry; he's abusive toward women and children; he's an ignorant bigot, and it often seems as though he doesn't care who knows it.

As much as David tries to present himself as some sort of take-charge alpha male, the guy oozes insecurity from every pore.

Now, we don't want to get all Freudian in our analysis of how Eason came to be so lacking in self-esteem that he feels the need to constantly overcompensate.

But lots of folks on social media are under the impression that his lack of confidence might have something to do with the fact that the man's eggplant could use a dose of Miracle Gro.

In a pic that appeared on Jenelle's Instagram Story for a very short time, David is seen getting out of the pool in the Easons' backyard.

And many observers noted that its time on Jenelle's page wasn't the only short thing about this pic.

"He reminds me of the golden state killer. Teenie weenies and fucking psychopaths. Bad, bad vibes from this one," one commenter wrote.

The comment refers to recently-apprehended rapist and serial killer, Joseph DeAngelo, whose penis was memorably described as "tiny" by one of his surviving victims.

"I just said this on another post," replied a second commenter who had the same thought upon glimpsing Eason's minuscule ding-dong.

Interestingly, this is the second time this week that David has been compared to a serial killer.

Over the weekend, David killed and ate his kids' pet goat.

As with the time Eason shot and killed the family dog, the incident brought to mind the behavior or a budding murderer.

Is his behavior in any way tied to feelings of emasculation stemming from his microscopic stem?

Let's say yes, because it's funnier that way and the only way we can lighten the mood in 2020 is by laughing at monsters like David.

Some commenters weren't so interested in determining the role that David's dong played in his development -- they just wanted to roast his teeny weenie.

Others were confused and didn't understand what the fuss was about.

"Am I missing something? I just see a weirdly lit blue photo of him in underwear," one confused commenter remarked.

"It’s a picture of him in the backyard jacuzzi at night which has the blue light," another person helpfully explained.

"He’s in his underwear and you can kinda see his genitals and OP is saying his d--k is small because someone who allegedly slept with him said he had a d--k like a Vienna sausage."

The first user makes a valid point, as fact of the matter is, it's difficult to tell exactly what's going on here.

Maybe David is packing a gherkin, and that tells us everything we need to know about his tortured psyche.

But maybe the oddly-lit photo is deceptive, and he doesn't actually have the anatomy of a redneck Ken doll.

Hell, maybe the pool was especially cold and he was caught in a Costanza-like moment of extreme shrinkage.

We may never know for sure, and generally, we prefer not to engage in body-shaming of any kind.

But when the topic of conversation is an abusive bigot like David Eason ... well, we'll happily make an exception.