Jersey Shore Finally Airs Angelina’s Wedding: How Ugly Did It Get?

It finally happened, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation viewers.

Following weeks and weeks of hype, the MTV realitiy series at last aired the speech Deena, Snooki and Jenni gave at Angelina’s wedding reception.

SPOILER ALERT: It didn’t go over well.

This is not actually a spoiler for anyone who reads celebrity gossip blogs and/or follows the lives of these polarizing men and women.

Back in December, Angelina told the world that her bridesmaids ruined her big day with their roast of a reception toast.

MTV then promoted the heck out of this wedding episode, teasing the moments Snooki and company are on stage.

But what, exactly, did they say?

Now we have the answer.

Before walking down the aisle to marry her fiance, Chris, Pivarnick spent a bulk of the episode expressing how joyous she was to have the three aforementioned women as bridesmaids, considering their often rocky past.

“It means so much for me to have these ladies by my side. We were not in a good place for so many years,” Angelina said in a confessional.

“I changed so much, I think they’ve changed and I’m excited they’re going to be up there when I get married.”

Heck, the bride-to-be even gifted them custom wine bottles with “Never to be used as a weapon” labels.

That’s a reference to that time Jenni did just that during one of their more intense fights, of course.

It’s almost as if this whole thing was scripted, you know? And the show was preparing its viewers for Angelina to be let down by her three alleged best friends…

So, let’s get to the toast, shall we?!?

“They said third time’s a charm. You got engaged three times, but the third one stuck,” Deena began.

“You tried living with us three times and then you finally stayed. Not only is Chris the lucky one, but so are we.”

“Angelina, you’re the lice to my hair.”

Oh dear.

Snooki then took her turn slamming the bride, telling Angelina “You’re the fly to our shit,” to which exclaimed she “loved that.”

“You are the trash to our bags,” added Jenni.

Again, Angelina reacted with nothing but love for her pals any time the camera panned over to her.

“You’re the throw up to our hangover,” Snooki continued, before Jenni brought it home with: “You are the dump to our island.”

While all these insults were references to Jersey Shore, the audience was not feeling it.

They all began booing the three women, as Jenni yelled, “Calm down, Staten Island!”

“Biggest fear just came full circle,” JWoww added in a confessional, citing how she believed Angelina’s grandmother previous cursed her.

“It’s the hex, it’s upon me, it’s real.”

The episode ended with the message “To be continued …”

BOOOO

 

Not shockingly, footage from next Thursday’s aftermath teased Angelina’s very angry reaction to the speech.

It resulted in Deena claiming their friendship is over.

In the months since the November wedding, though, Angelina has expressed forgiveness to her costars.

She’s been telling everyone she does have a sense of humor – even though the setting was a bit rough for that.

“As for my girls, we have been through worse,” she said this spring.

Ange says she “will not let a couple of jokes ruin what we have rebuilt over the last couple of years.”

Talk about taking the highest of roads.

“If you watch our show, you know we all roast each other. That’s what family does,” she added.

This may be true.

However, Snooki announced she was leaving Jersey Shore almost as soon as her wedding toast went viral.

“I don’t like the narrative of anything, I’m removing myself, I love you guys so much,” the Snook said at the time.

“I love my roomies to death, they know that, I’m not going anywhere when it comes to them and them being my family…

“The cattiness, I just can’t do it.”

Maybe she finally grew up.

Or she just decided to bail as soon as she began generating negative headlines with this toast late last year.

Deena Nicole Cortese Flashes Sonogram: Is She Pregnant?!

In the early days of 2019, Deena Nicole Cortese welcomed her very first child, adorable little Christopher John “C.J.” Buckner.

This week, only 11 months after that glorious, life-changing event, she’s giving fans a not-so-subtle glimpse … at a sonogram.

Is Deena already expecting baby #2?

The pint-sized Jersey Shore star opted to get an early jump on holiday decorating, and she wanted her fans to know it.

She has a Christmas tree up and thoroughly decorated. Even the stockings are affixed and ready to be filled with treats.

Decorating the new house with 11-month-old CJ’s “help,” Deena also took videos of cuddling with her adorable baby.

But as you can see in the image above, Deena is holding up an image that looks suspiciously like a sonogram photo.

That’s what we noticed, and that was likely the point. So what’s the deal, D? Is there another meatball on the way?!

“These hugs are the best …” Deena captioned her post.

She affirmed that she will always “love my boys.”

It’s unclear if she’s only talking about CJ and Christopher … or if she’s including another beloved boy in the mix.

Does the image at the top of this post show Deena telling CJ, not even a year old, about his little brother-to-be?

Well, don’t get your hopes up, folks.

Deena saw just how much fan interest this generated and made sure they understood the context of the photo.

“(I’M NOT PREGNANT),” she clarified in all caps, and within parentheses, to make sure everyone got the hint.

She then explained the sonogram photo:

“This is an ornament of CJ last year.”

Well that is very precious, even if it’s not the news that fans wanted to hear, and certainly explains a few things.

“Deena, you can’t tease us like this …” protested a fan in the comments.

The follower lamented: “I thought we were getting another meatball.”

“Not yet !! LOL,” Deena replied.

Note that she’s not necessarily saying that she’s trying for Baby #2 already … or that she’s not. Who knows!

“Deener are you telling us something here!?! Is there another babe on the way???” asked another fan.

The Insta-comment continued: “Looks like a baby stocking is on top of yours and an ultrasound…”

Yeah. Don’t get your hopes up on that note, either.

“No that’s Cali’s stocking! LOL,” Deena explained.

We’re glad that she has a stocking for her dog. People who don’t include their dogs in holidays are just weird.

Just our opinion, but come on. They are family!

Deena is probably – some might even say definitely – making the right call by holding off on Baby #2 for the time being.

In general (and by in general we mean this writer’s opinion), you want to put at least two years between siblings.

That way they’re close enough in age to spend most of their childhoods as peers, even if they reach milestones at different times.

But two years also gives siblings enough space that they can both receive a wealth of the rights kinds of attention at different ages.

Looking at these adorable photos of CJ, however, we can understand why Deena’s fans and followers are eager for a sequel.

She makes cute ones, that’s for sure.

He’s cute and he seems a little more expressive than some celebrity babies (not being judgmental, but an expressive baby is going to win people over).

We’re sure that when Deena and Christopher are good and ready, they’ll get to work on making CJ into a big brother.

For now, let’s let them enjoy the holidays with the baby that they already have … while holding out hope for #2.

Sorry, we can’t help ourselves.